Ghost anchors True Capitalist Radio by mocking failed apocalypse predictions and analyzing equity market drops driven by European bankruptcy, which he claims boosts the US dollar. He condemns corn ethanol subsidies, mocks Obama's Ireland visit, and aggressively berates callers regarding welfare abuse, gay rights, and trivializing the Joplin tornado tragedy. Ghost further critiques FBI crime statistics, Supreme Court rulings on warrants, New York's smoking bans, and Mark Zuckerberg's low age limits for Facebook, arguing these platforms exploit minors for advertising while promoting totalitarianism over genuine capitalism. [Automatically generated summary]
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You sound fruitier than a box of fruit loops, for Christ's sake.
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Go Me.
Hey, what's going on, folks?
And thank you for tuning in with me to another edition of True Capitalist Radio.
And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
I thought the end of the world was supposed to happen this Saturday.
I was waiting outside on my rooftop little area of my condominium high-rise, waiting for, you know, rapture, you know, waiting for ass clowns to start just going crazy and zombie apocalypse and, you know, jerks falling off buildings and whatever was supposed to happen.
You know, grounds were supposed to give way.
You know, comments from the sky, whatever was supposed to happen didn't happen.
So we're all here just like I anticipated, folks.
All the folks that are sitting here upset that the rapture didn't happen.
Well, you know, what'd you expect?
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All right.
The hell did you expect, for Christ's sake?
Anyway, if you happen to be involved in the equities markets, it was a bad tumble today, folks.
Oh, Jesus Christ, a bad tumble.
We're going to get to all that in a little bit.
But first, I'd like for everybody to please, before we get into any goddamn thing, I'd like for everybody to please retweet the broadcast.
All right?
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Right now, you can be simulcasting the broadcast.
But anyway, let's just go ahead and get down to the markets, folks, because, man, I mean, it just, it was bad.
Bad.
I mean, seriously, I want to puke.
But once again, when I see these types of economic contractions, I use the capital that I've generated from previous profits and, you know, start bottom feeding.
And, you know, today's a good opportunity to do so.
And the reason that we saw so much economic contraction with the stocks today is because Europe is going bankrupt.
That's right.
Europe is going bankrupt.
But they don't know what the hell's going on with the Euro.
It's sliding.
The European Union doesn't know how they're going to bail out all these socialist countries that have bankrupted themselves.
It's a hectic situation.
If you happen to be European, for Christ's sake, and if you're a European, right now you should be advocating capitalism.
You should be dethroning all the socialists that want to continue to implement government bureaucracy that caused the mess that you're currently in.
And what you should be demanding is free enterprise capitalism and the ability to do what you want to do when it comes to economic ideas so that your country can prosper.
You know, so that your ideas and your entrepreneurial spirit can prosper.
And consumerism and entrepreneurship and innovation and creativity will follow.
But once again, this is what's causing the equity sell-off.
And why would trouble in Europe cause an equity sell-off of this nature?
Well, I'll tell you why.
First and foremost, it increases value in the dollar.
That's right.
If you look at the dollar, it has increased in value because of the devaluation of the European Union or the Euro, which is the currency of the European Union.
So because of this devaluation, it causes the dollar to go up in value.
And as a result, you get a lot of people that are in positions in stocks right now that want to cash out.
They want to cash out and take advantage of this expensive dollar, this value dollar that's in the currency right now.
And this isn't just Americans that are doing this.
Remember, the equities markets, specifically Dow Jones Industrials, NASDAQ, SP 500, these are global markets.
So it's not just Americans cashing in, it's Europeans.
So when you see the Euro down, anybody who happens to be any kind of prosperous European that has any kind of vested interest in the equities markets in America, these people are going to sell off in hopes of liquidating their assets so they can get American currency.
So they can have more buying power as opposed to whatever's in their bank accounts in the European Union.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
I mean, it's just pathetic.
It's just unbelievably pathetic.
Well, let me just go ahead and go into the markets first, folks.
I mean, that's the only reason why I want to tell you, for anybody who's holding any equities and they went down today, you don't know why.
It's because people are cashing out.
The dollar seems to be the currency that seems to be reigning supreme in a world that's going broke.
If you compare the dollar to any other currency in the world, we seem to be pairing out fairly well, for Christ's sake.
It's unbelievable.
Anyway, Don Jones Industrial closes out today at $12,381.30.
Jesus Christ.
You know, for that, I've got to open up a beer for that.
And, you know, since we took a hit in the market, I'm not drinking rich today.
You know, I'm drinking some regular old Miller high life out of the bottle, believe it or not, because it just felt like having a frosty, cold bottled beer, so to speak.
And of course, there's no ethnically ambiguous bimbo or anything like that on this particular packaging.
So let's just go ahead and open it up, right?
Damn it.
There we go.
That's how you open up a bottle.
Cheers to everybody out there.
I know everybody took a hit.
But once again, long-term investors reign supreme just as long as your stocks fall under the three categories of success as defined by True Capitalist Radio's host, yours truly, fundamentals, profits, and demand.
And if you see all those three elements involved in your stock, well, then there's no reason to be jittery at this point in time.
But once again, this is what separates the men from the boys.
The people that are selling off, they actually want these types of people that can't bear with the pressure of the market to sell off so they can liquidate their equities to drive stocks even lower so they can bottom feed.
I mean, this is just all tricks of the market, folks.
You've got to realize what's going on.
Once again, I'm not worried.
I actually bottom-fed this today.
You know, I went out, took some profits that I had from investments earlier in the year, taking them and putting them in some of these bottom feeders for, I would say, long-term investments.
But anyway, let me get through the markets.
I want to hear your calls.
SP 500 closes out today at 1,317.37, a decrease of 15.90 points.
NASDAQ closes out today at 2758.90, a decrease of 44.42 points.
Let me tell you, every one of the stock exchanges here in America were down over a percent.
Every single one of them.
NASDAQ took the biggest hit with minus a negative 1.58% for Christ's sake, right?
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, you would think that you see some sell-offs in the equities market.
You'd see commodities rise, right?
You think you'd see, hey, there'd be some commodities rising going on.
Wrong!
I mean, let's take a look at commodities for Christ's sake.
I mean, we've got Brent crude down $2.50, a percentage decrease of 2.22%, closing out today at $109.89 per barrel of Brent crude oil.
We've got gasoline futures selling off today at $6.75, a percentage decrease of 0.74%.
Heating oil futures took a horrible slide today if you happen to be trading in that market.
It was down $7.12, a decrease of 2.44%.
Natural gas futures saw a climb, though.
It was up $0.9, an increase of 2.20%.
And WTI Sweet Crude, I mean, it's good to see the price of WTI go down.
But once again, I don't like to see this imbalance of fundamentals when it comes to the market.
I mean, typically, under the old traditional idea of way the market fluctuated itself, if you saw sell-offs in the equities, you'd see increases in commodities.
So on and so forth.
We're seeing, once again, a helter-skelter-ass market.
That's why you're seeing anytime there's good news about a company, anytime there's better than expected earnings about a company, anything that's positive, you're seeing all the investors swarm to that particular equity like live rats run into a food pellet.
That's why you're seeing increases in a lot of these stocks.
If you look at the top gainers and every day that goes by, I mean, some of these stocks are going up 50, 60, 70% based on news, based on better than expected earnings, so on and so forth.
So these are the types of plays that everybody's going to have to sit and wait on.
Long-term investors reign supreme in this type of a game.
It's just you have to have the means and you have to have the funds to be able to sit on these equities to be able to capitalize on this type of helter-skelter stock investing environment.
And I know it's tough, believe me, but once again, that's the game, baby.
It's capitalism.
It's market-driven.
And the market at this point in time is filled with a bunch of pussies, for lack of a better term, a bunch of ass clowns that are out here, you know, just completely helter-skeltering the market with impulsive buying decisions, impulsive selling decisions.
And it's disgraceful.
You know what I mean?
It's just utterly disgraceful.
Anyway, let me get through the agricultural commodities.
Canola futures are up $2.90.
Cocoa continues its sell-off.
At least all you fat asses that, you know, throw a couple of candy bars down your gullet.
This will kind of maybe take some light off of the damn drain of your pocketbook.
It was down $37 today, a decrease of 1.27%.
We've got coffee futures up $3.40, an increase of 1.31%.
Big fluctuation out there in that market.
Corn futures are going down modestly, not enough for that matter.
I'm sick and tired of seeing corn at these high rates, for Christ's sake.
As a matter of fact, I had myself a goddamn weekend barbecue out here on my roof.
Out here in this condominium, we all have this community rooftop, which is set up with a pool, and it's got gazebos.
It's got a bar in there.
It's got all kinds of stuff up there.
It's great.
I had a barbecue out there, and once again, makes me sick to my stomach to continue to pay these outlandish prices for a goddamn ear of corn, for Christ's sake.
You know what I mean?
An ear of corn, $1?
I'm from Texas, man.
I'm from Texas, man.
I'm used to nine ears of corn for a dollar.
We need that goddamn corn price to come down.
And the only way we're going to do it is to have individuals like yourself that are in America force these government, bureaucratic, soulless cash whores that are in Washington today, force these people to cut off this government subsidy that's going to corn ethanol.
All right?
I know that people are sitting here that are saying, oh, here he goes again.
Ghost with the corn ethanol.
Ghost with the corn ethanol.
Let me tell you something right now.
Corn ethanol is a subsidy going to burn food so that we can put it in our gas guzzlers.
I kid you not.
I want as many people to know this as possible because it's ridiculous.
It's stupid.
All right?
Let me tell you something.
Right now, we have in Texas gas pumps that are corn ethanol based.
For ass clowns that actually bought a corn ethanol-based vehicle, we actually have this going on.
And our government is giving tax dollars so that these ridiculous, pathetic, I guess, refiners, these farmers growing corn for this specific reason, they're getting paid by our tax dollars so they can burn food, man.
Burn freaking food so that we can put it in our gas guzzlers.
And let me tell you, the science has been out, corn ethanol burns dirtier than petroleum.
And anybody who tells you otherwise is obviously some propagandist for these ass clown, greenpeace, neurotic environmental organizations.
All right?
Anyway, let me go ahead and continue on, Shelly.
I'm just sick of these corn.
I'm sick of these goddamn corn prices, for Christ's sake.
I know everybody's like, oh, look, here he goes again with corn.
Hey, I'm from Texas, ass clowns.
I like corn of the cob, all right?
I'm a grill master, for Christ's sake, man.
I mean, let me tell you something.
There is not a better barbecuer in this goddamn world than this man right here.
And, you know, to see prices of corn like this, it makes me ill.
We got cotton futures down at least $1.72.
We need cotton futures to come down even more because I'm sick of these Ed Hardy, Amber Crombie Fitch, eight times too small male attire that looks like some underground bathhouse from San Francisco from 1979 out here that's being predominantly worn by a bunch of ass clowns here in this goddamn country we call America out here.
Anyway, let's continue on.
We've got wheat futures down $2.25.
We've got sugar down $0.90, man.
That was down 4.02% on the sugar futures.
We've got soybean down $6.50.
We've got lumber down.
Jesus Christ.
Look at the number on lumber.
Look at the number on lumber.
It's down $9.40, a decrease of 4.14%.
We also got soybean oil futures down 24 cents.
And for some reason, for some goddamn reason, maybe it's because the rich are buying more suits or something of this nature.
But, you know, we've got wool continuing its rise.
It's up $8 for Christ's sake.
And a down commodities market, wool up $8.
Anyway, the metals, I mean, Jesus, I mean, just every commodity, it's just a helter-skelter market.
I'm sick of seeing these impulsive helter-skelter pussy-whipped investors out here that don't know the fundamentals of investing any longer.
It's pathetic.
Anyway, we've got copper futures down $13.80.
God damn!
That's a decrease of 3.35%, for Christ's sake.
Silver saw a modest decrease of $0.04 today.
It was down $0.04, a decrease of 0.13%, closing out the day at $35.04 per Troy ounce of silver.
But gold saw a modest increase, and I wouldn't call it anything spectacular, but it was still a modest increase in a market that just seemed completely down all around, as you can tell by the numbers that I'm reading off, all negatives.
But the gold was up today, $7.50, a percentage increase of 0.50%, closing out today at $1,516.14 per Troy ounce of gold.
Now, livestock, folks, we saw sell-offs here, for Christ's sake.
This should mean that I shouldn't have to pay, you know, these exuberant prices for three or four-inch thick cuts of prime rib and T-bone steak and that sort of thing.
I'm sick and tired of also paying these high prices for cows.
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I'm from Texas, all right?
I'm from Texas.
We have the best beef in the world, and for me to be paying these types of prices is ridiculous.
All right?
All right.
Cattle futures down three bucks.
Cattle feeder futures down three bucks.
And for all you assholes that shove a couple of hand bones down your fat ass gullet, lean hog futures are down three dollars.
And my folks, that, my friends, is the markets for your ass.
All right?
All right.
That's about enough.
It was a bad day.
As a matter of fact, I should take a chug of this beer.
I want to hear from you.
646-652-4869 is the number to call, for Christ's sake.
Once again, the reason that we saw this sell-off in the equities market is because Europe is going broke.
Europe is going broke, for Christ's sake.
And, you know, what's the only other currency that is a threat to American dollars?
It's Euros.
And Euros are tanking because they can no longer sustain their little socialist lifestyle.
It's pathetic.
Anyway, let me go ahead and continue on.
We've got Obama visiting Ireland, for Christ's sake.
Can you believe this?
It's the first trip of his week-long tour of Europe.
And, you know, I'm only speculating that it's a rather convenient trip to Europe for Barack Obama.
I'm speculating that maybe since Obama's been in a giving mood, since he's forgiven the debt of Egypt, since it's pledged whatever, $3.5 billion of taxpayer money that we don't have in America to Egypt, I'm speculating that since he's going to Europe, that he may have some money in his pocket to give to Europe.
I'm just speculating.
I'm just saying.
You know, he's going to Europe when they're having some financial instability, and I'm thinking that he may give American tax money.
Mark my word, remember, this is the prognosticator of prognosticators here.
He's going to give American tax money to help these fruity-ass socialists in Europe.
And I think it's a disgrace.
But anyway, he is in Ireland.
You know, believe it or not, there is a picture of Barack Obama, you know, having a pint.
I guess that he's trying to take a page out of the George W. Bush PR handbook.
He was like, yeah, baby, you know, I just don't think that these right-wingers get it, baby.
You understand what I'm saying?
I need to make me a picture with some kind of a beard, like a Colt 45 or something.
But, Mr. President, white America doesn't really like Colt 45.
Well, what did they like, baby?
What's going on?
What do they like?
Well, they like Guinness.
Guinness.
Well, give me a picture of that, baby.
Give me where.
Take me where that shit is made.
I'll go there, and we're going to take a couple of swigs and some Guinness with some white folk, and it'll be all good.
Barack Obama, America, baby.
You understand what I'm saying?
I work things out, baby.
I'm Barack Obama, baby.
You understand what I'm saying?
I give money to everybody.
This is Obama's stash.
It ain't the American people's money, baby.
It's the Obama stash.
You understand what I'm saying?
I turn this into Junkyard America, baby.
You know what, and I know.
I turn this into Junkyard America.
Oh, yeah.
That's right.
I'm going to Ireland, baby.
I'm going to Europe.
I'm going to give out my money.
I'm giving out money to the world, baby.
I'm giving out money to the world.
You can't go lovely, baby.
Europeans don't love it.
That's why they love me again.
This is the new Barack Obama world, baby.
Junkyard World.
I'm Junkyard America, baby.
That's the junkyard world.
I hope we have.
I'm just saying, folks, that I think it's rather convenient that Obama's out there shooting Guinness pints with the Irish out there in Ireland, given the fact that Ireland's already, you know, kind of defaulted on their debt.
He's got a week-long tour throughout Europe.
And with the exception of Germany and France, everybody else in the European Union has pretty much said that we can't pay our bids anymore.
We can't do it.
But we still want to live in socialism.
Yes, we do.
Jesus Christ, I want to hear from you.
What do you think about Barack Obama going out there visiting Ireland?
And let me tell you, I'm speculating.
This hasn't been put out as fact yet, but I'm speculating that the reason he's going out there is to give some American taxpayer money to help fund this ridiculous socialist endeavor that has been an absolute failure out there in America.
All right.
Now, let me go ahead and take some calls here.
646-652-4869 is the number to call.
Let me take a chug of this beer.
Cheers to everybody out there who's listening into the True Capitalist Radio program.
It's only Monday.
But, you know, who cares for Christ's sake?
I mean, it's finals week, as far as I know, for the college kids.
And I tweeted this earlier.
Don't study too hard, college kids, because there's over at least a couple of million people that have the same degree you do.
And believe it or not, I mean, it it's just a saturated market of college degrees.
You know what I mean?
It doesn't matter if you get a straight A college degree or an Ald degree.
It doesn't matter.
All you got to do is just mesmerize some jag off in the interview process.
And that's if it, even if you can get an interview.
And you got the job, for Christ's sake.
Anyway, 646-652-4869.
Obama is visiting Ireland.
What does everybody got to say about it?
We got 069.
What's up?
Hey, Ghost.
How's it going, man?
Sort of related topic.
Britain, I think it was.
Just saying, let me grab this.
Wrote down.
Yeah, I think they're trying to rename some of the streets so they're more American-friendly.
Wow, really?
In Europe?
This is in England?
Yeah, they're trying to make it more to encourage tourism and stuff.
Oh, Jesus.
So they're going and trying to find some of the people that are trying to pass this bill.
And they got to him and they asked, Would you trade my Charizard for your Pikachu?
You waited 30 minutes to say that?
And you're proud of yourself?
Will you?
No, I'm asking you.
You're proud of yourself for saying this for Christ's sake.
Do you have a girlfriend?
Well, you know what?
I shouldn't even say that.
Just by the fruity twang you got in your voice, I can understand that, you know, maybe you don't have a girlfriend.
So do you at least have a boyfriend chewing your ass up or something, man?
At least, you know, to occupy your time so you don't have to be some loser waiting on a goddamn phone saying, can I send the Pikachu for Dungeons and Dragon anime horse shit?
You know, do you have any kind of significant other?
It's my Charizard, your Pikachu.
Of course not.
Of course you don't.
You're probably some fat-bloated crack-toothed ass clown that just can't.
You're such a loser, you can't even be homosexual.
And it's not hard to be a homosexual nowadays.
All you got to do is go to your nearest men's bathroom and just start tapping your feet.
And before you know it, you'll have a couple of schlongheads coming into your stall.
All right?
So, I mean, if you're that much of a loser where you can't even participate in that kind of a social landscape, and all you can do is call me and say this ridiculous, give me a Pikachu in the ridiculous.
Anyway, we're talking about Obama, all right?
We're talking about Obama visiting Ireland for Christ's sake, all right?
I mean, once again, I'm speculating that he's going to give American taxpaying dollars to Europe.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, you know that they renamed a pub out there after Obama.
Can you believe this?
Huh?
They renamed a pub after Obama.
Just imagine, you know, junkyard America Irish style.
I can only imagine.
Can you?
You know?
So, yeah, baby.
How do you do?
I'm over here in Ireland now, baby.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
And I got me a bagpack.
I got me a red-headed, red-carpeted bitch on my lap, baby.
I'm drinking meat, Guinness, and I'm going to give away money, baby.
I'm giving away money.
And of course, you got the, you know, you got the leprechauns out there saying, oh, yes, mister President, do we need your money?
Are you going to go out there shoving up your horse?
All right, that's enough time.
Turn it off.
I don't know.
I mean, people are already calling me a racist, for Christ's sake.
I don't really appreciate people who call me a racist because, once again, I am a melting pot of friendship.
I have a whole bunch of friends of a whole bunch of races.
I haven't have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be black.
You know, I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be Mexican.
You know?
I have a whole bunch of friends who happen to be Oriental and all kinds of other racists.
And for you people to be insinuating that I am some kind of a goddamn grand dragon or I'm a racist is a false indictment.
And not only am I warning you ass clowns to stop doing that in this chat room, I'm warning you ass clowns to stop doing it on YouTube and stop doing it on my blogs and stop doing it in this goddamn forum post for Christ's sake.
I am not a racist.
All right?
I am a person of I mean open arms when it comes to friendship.
I am a melting pot of friendship.
And let me tell you, every time I see these slanderous lies, I mean every time, it hits me right here, man.
Right here in the goddamn heart.
You know, because I'm not a racist, all right?
I mean, I'll accept anybody's money.
All right?
I'll accept, you know, green money is green money.
I don't care if you're black, Mexican, Oriental, Indian, a Guinea, muck-shoveling Mick.
I don't care where you're from.
I will still accept your capital.
Do you understand?
I will still accept your capital.
Anyway, 646-652-4869 is the number to call here.
I'm trying to, you know, quash all these slanderous lies that are happening about me on the internet.
And it better stop.
And it better stop now, you sex of crap.
Let me take another call here.
We got 732 on the horn.
What's up?
Hi, I just wanted to let you know that I personally didn't invent capitalism and I'm starting to dislike it.
And I currently work.
Yeah, yeah.
A fruity ass butt lover like you actually invented capitalism for Christ's sake.
Well, maybe you invented the Glory Ole.
Maybe you have that mixed up, huh?
Did you invent the Glory Ole?
Sir.
Sir.
Did you invent the Glory Ole?
I even hear some bimbo back there.
I hear some bimbo like talking in the background.
Why don't you put that bitch on the mic?
Why don't you put her on the phone?
I'd rather hear her than her than your fruity ass.
All right, sir.
Listen, you have a song.
I don't want to talk to you.
I want to talk to that skank that I heard in the background yelling faintly.
Did everybody hear that?
I want to talk to that Skankosaurus.
All right.
I don't want to talk to you.
All right, you're sitting over here saying that you invented capitalism for Christ's sake.
We all know it's stupid.
It's ridiculous.
It's not getting any lulls.
So why don't you put that bra on the mic, man?
Put her on the horn.
Your mother hates you.
Oh, look at him.
He doesn't want to do it, does he?
You don't want to do it.
We all heard her, man.
We all heard that bitch in the background.
Is that your mammy?
Is it your sister?
I mean, who is that?
I'm just pointing out it's quite a problem.
No, no, no, don't.
Answer the question.
Answer the question.
Is it your mammy or your sister?
You don't care.
It's actually your mother.
Look at it.
She's already telling you to get off the computer.
Do you hear him?
Get off or I'm cutting the phone off.
Do you hear that bitch in the background?
Everybody hear it?
Keep talking, bitch.
Sir?
Sir, would you like to hug me?
All right, get sick.
Get this fruity bastard out to get him off.
We can hear his damn mammy bitching at him in the background for Christ's sake.
Do you hear this guy?
Get off the computer.
Get out of here!
Get out of there!
Shut your stupid, stinky, smelly, little fruity ass, for Christ's sake.
You're smelling out the whole goddamn broadcast like fuck crack.
Get out of here!
Jesus Christ, we're supposed to be talking about Obama's visit to Ireland.
It's his first trip on his, you know, week-long European tour, and this is the kind of garbage I get.
A bunch of, you know, fruity-ass little butt-lubbers, these internet butt stalkers that not only only sputter out sentence fragments but can't, you know, do anything or conjure up anything to get any kind of lulls, for heaven's sake.
Look, we're talking about Obama visiting Ireland.
I want to hear from you.
He he's sitting over here downing Guinness.
All right, he's downing Guinness out there in Ireland.
What the hell do you have to say about it?
All right, we got 906.
What up?
Well, obviously, he's a bad guy.
Yeah, we can't hear you, you stupid moron, all right?
Stop talking to me from your goddamn CB radio, you trucking-ass crap hole.
We got 310.
What's up?
Yeah, Ghost, I just want to say that the guy who invented capitalism, he's completely wrong.
Honestly, that's I'm the one who invented capitalism.
We hear some people in your background, too.
Who is that?
Your family?
Uh-huh.
Is that your family?
Put your family on the phone here.
I want to talk to that disgusting waste of human life, a family that you got going on over there.
Especially that mother.
Put that uterus-infected slut on the mic, all right?
Golden Corral One Plate Feasts00:12:28
Yeah, come on.
I mean, I want to talk to that skank.
Don't laugh about it.
This ain't funny, boy.
This ain't funny.
I want to talk to that disgusting, you know, bad period-smelling prostitute that shitted you out of your uterus.
So, you know, her uterus, not your uterus, even though you probably got a uterus.
But, you know, let me talk to her.
Oh, yeah, dude.
He wants to talk to you.
You say you invented capitalism?
Yeah, I want to talk to her.
There you go.
Put her on.
Is this Krusty Krab?
Yeah, that's what I thought.
What do we got to get?
Hold on, wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Keep talking.
You're a faggot.
Keep talking.
We want to hear complete sentences, not sentence fragments there, Fruit Bowl.
Actually, I want to talk about how I invented capitalism.
Hold on, hold on.
I think it's that time, folks.
I don't know.
I mean, it may be too soon, but I think it's that time.
And you know what time it is.
It's guest the minority.
That's right.
Let's go ahead and have this idiot talk one more.
310, go ahead and continue talking.
We're playing Guest the Minority out here.
People on the internet.
They're on the chat room.
They're trying to guess.
Keep talking.
Is this a Krusty Krab?
Keep talking.
Come on.
We got to hear more than that.
All right.
We've got to hear more than that.
All right.
I just want to talk about my beliefs, first of all.
Go ahead and talk about your beliefs.
Okay, I think it's okay for gay people to have suck in front of kindergarten.
Where are you?
Are you calling me from jail or something?
What the hell is going on out there?
I hear a whole bunch of people rustling on.
Are you calling me from some goddamn pay phone, from some goddamn pinka over there?
And, you know, wherever the hell you're from, for Christ's sake?
Are you kidding me?
What the hell's up with the background back there?
What do you got?
A whole bunch of guys rustling around back there.
What the hell's going on?
No, we're just at the crunchy crab.
No, it sounds to me like you're you know, you're out there at some goddamn, you know, a prison, San Quentin somewhere.
Are you sure ain't uh Bubba ain't pulling about uh fifteen and a half inches of uh Alabama black state up your colon or something?
Uh, I don't know.
I'm just telling you, so tell me my.
Yeah, of course.
You you don't know shit from Shy Nola.
Get this shit out of it.
Get off!
Of course you don't know anything, for Christ's sake.
I was guessing Mexican, you know.
I mean, it just sounds like a Mexican, for Christ's sake.
Let me continue on.
Like I said, we were talking about Obama visiting Ireland.
It's his first trip and his first stop on, you know, his week-long European tour.
And once again, I am speculating again that he is going to allocate or dedicate taxpayer money from America to help these goddamn socialists in Europe.
And I'm sick of it.
I'm sick of it.
Anyway, we're going to take a couple more callers here and then we're going to move on to something else.
We got area code 213 on the horn.
What's going on?
Ghost, baby, can you hear me?
Yeah, we can hear you.
What's going on, man?
I haven't heard from you in a while.
Where have you been?
Oh, my God.
Let me tell you, Ghost, I had the best Balla Friday ever, okay?
I had to go up to the stove Friday at about 10 o'clock in the morning to get some gas.
Put in a lawnmower so I can cut my neighbor's yard.
And, you know, I went to the bathroom before I paid for the gas.
And, you know, I'm not a big gambler, but I walked past this video poker machine and I put a dollar in it, Ghost.
I just put $1 in it.
I wasted the whole dollar on one roll and hit Tom $100 on that dollar, baby.
Three sevens on the video poker, baby.
I got $100 off my $1 investment.
So, of course, it's 10 o'clock in the morning.
It's going to be a good Ball of Friday.
And, you know, me and Pookie and my kid went up to Golden Corral and they had, you know, starting at 4 p.m., they had all-you-could eat ribs, ribs for $10.99, Ghost.
And we just said that $800.
Did you actually eat that crap at Golden Corral, man?
That is the most disgusting, unedible, you know, it looks like dehydrated powdered crap on the face of the planet.
You're actually admitting that you took your $100 winnings and went out to the Golden Corral for Christ's sake?
I mean, what exactly drives you to this disgusting outlet?
Jesus Christ, say that again, Ghost.
I'm sorry.
I couldn't.
I'm saying Golden Corral sucks the chrome off of a 57 Chevy bumper, all right?
It sucks.
I mean, I wouldn't be surprised if that isn't horse meat.
You know, you're sitting over here saying that you're being a baller by taking your $100 that you won off some goddamn video poker, whatever the hell it is, and you went out to Golden Corral, bro?
Why couldn't you go somewhere else for Christ's sake?
I mean, Golden Corral?
Is it because you're a fat ass and you like the all-you-can-eat concept, and it doesn't matter what it tastes like as long as you shove edible food down your gullet, and that's all that matters?
And stop now, man, for Christ's sake.
The reason we went to Golden Corral, Ghost, is because it was me, Pookey, and my kid, and we just bought one plate, and it was all you can eat, baby.
So we all ate for $10.99, Ghost.
Jesus Christ.
You mean to tell me that you three bastards actually bought one plate at the Golden Corral and fed your whole fat asses off of one plate?
Are you serious?
Maybe it was all you can eat.
You have to buy three different plates, you asshole.
Buying one plate is theft.
That's like theft, you idiot.
You're lucky nobody out there, you know, put your ass in, man.
It's theft.
You can't feed three assholes off of one all-you-can-eat buffet for Christ's sake, man.
You are a ghetto fied piece of shameless shit.
And I hate to be cursing this early in the show, but you are just an unfathomable, disgusting, shameless waste of human life, for Christ's sake.
I can't believe you, man.
What?
What?
Ghost.
Let me ask you a question, baby.
Before you came across all your money and started making good investments, you were frugal, right?
That's all I'm being.
I'm being frugal so I can stack my chips and be a ghetto ghost.
You know what I'm saying?
Don't, goddammit, you son of a bitch.
Do not compare yourself to me.
Don't call yourself the ghetto ghost, you asshole.
All right?
All right, let me tell you something right now.
You cannot compare yourself.
You can't compare yourself to me, so don't even try.
You cannot compare yourself to me.
I am a self-made man.
I came up from a struggle.
I didn't go out and rip off all you can eat buffets to feed my freaking family because I'm too poor of a bastard to go out and pay regular price for everything that's priced out there in the retail sector, for Christ's sake.
I mean, do you have no shame, man?
I mean, seriously, does your welfare recipient entitlement ads have any goddamn shame?
I mean, it's some of the kids.
Every time you call up, I hear that goddamn kid crying, shut that kid up for me.
I'm sorry, Go.
I said he's got a little indigestion.
I say his college action up for some reason.
I don't know why.
I wonder why he didn't all that goddamn red meat and whatever the hell you're feeding.
I wonder why he's got all that, you know, digestive problems, for Christ's sake.
I don't know, Ghost.
You know, he, you know, it's hard.
It's hard to guys why he's crying, but I mean, going back to what you said, I mean, I don't see what's wrong with what I'm doing.
I'm just, you know, being frugal.
I'm stacking my chips.
You got to stack your chips before you can clip them chips, ghost.
You're stacking my chips.
All right.
Do you understand that?
You're stacking my chips and the American taxpaying dollars' chips.
All right.
You're just some useless human being that's, you know, feeding off of the hysteria that we have to take care of the Poe in America with our tax dollars.
And you're juicing that.
And you have no shame.
And let me tell you something.
You're really pissing me off.
Every time you call up here, rub it in the face of me and thousands upon thousands of capitalists worldwide.
You're rubbing it in our faces that you're collecting entitlements, that you're collecting welfare, that you're collecting government cheese, and it makes me sick.
It makes me sick that you can just sit there just nonchalantly with no shame with some shit diaper rash kid crying in the background.
You can sit here and actually say with a straight face that you are somehow some kind of goddamn ghetto capitalist.
It's disgusting and pathetic.
And you should be a goddamn shame to yourself.
And as a matter of fact, your family, that bastard kid that you've got going on, are going to be nothing but useless waste of human flesh.
And for you to sit over here and try to compare yourself to me.
Oh, you suck a crap.
For you to compare yourself to me is a disgrace not only to me.
smirch all the populists that are listening to Cogapolis Radio Brassel!
Why are you so bad, Ghost?
Why are you mad?
Why did I understand this?
Amen.
Anyway, you are being a dragon of the taxpayer system.
You're the problem.
You and your family and everybody that lives in your goddamn neighborhood is the problem.
That's why I'm mad, you ass clown.
Ghost, can I say something?
Say it.
Hurry up and get it out of your sock hole.
Hurry out.
All I got to say is Termy Cain is an Uncle Tom Nigga vote Barack Obama 2012, baby.
Barack Obama.
You're able to block it.
You're hating on Herman Cain now.
Why are you hating on Herman Cain?
Why, instead of trying to help, well, you know the saying.
Well, why are you hating?
He's a puppet, baby.
Like I said, he's a houseplay.
He ain't going to do nothing.
And Barack Obama's turning it around.
Why are we going to boot him out of office all of a sudden like that?
You know, I refuse.
And let me tell you, sacks of crap, something.
I refuse to sit here and allow this disgusting piece of welfare recipient crap to continue to pander to these losers that are out here juicing American tax system throughout the country.
I refuse to do this.
All right?
I mean, everybody out there needs to realize, all right, and needs to recognize, for a lack of a better term, I'm a capitalist.
I'm a capitalist, and I deserve the respect accorded that title.
And I don't deserve these types of disgusting welfare recipient entitlement recipient ass clowns calling me up, giving me this nonsense that, yeah, it's the first in wake up, wake up, wake up, it's the first in the.
I don't want to hear this, nor do tens of thousands of capitalists who listen to me across the world will want to listen to it either.
I'm sorry, I'm getting a little off keystroke here, folks, but let me tell you, I mean, this is just pissing me off.
It's just pissing me off.
Let me move on to another subject matter, all right?
Unprecedented Wake Up Damage00:02:14
We've got 90 confirmed dead thus far, and that number continues to climb.
After massive tornadoes hit Missouri, Joplin, Missouri, to be exact.
And let me tell you, these tornadoes were massive.
They were spontaneous.
They hit this town like out of nowhere.
All right?
Okay, somebody has told me it's 116 dead at this point in time.
Let me tell you, they're still picking through the debris.
It's one of the most horrific things caught on camera.
If you have a chance to see it, look it up at your nearest video portal for Christ's sake.
I mean, you know, this funnel cloud just kind of spontaneously brought itself about and became this humongous spiral of death and devastation.
And once again, I want to say my heart and prayers go out to the people of that particular region of Missouri and also the other individuals that are in the other parts of that southern region that are getting hit up with these massive floods and these massive storms, these massive tornadoes.
I mean, it's just unprecedented what's happening here.
It's really unprecedented.
My heart goes out to the folks that are out there in Missouri.
You know, hopefully, you know, the damage is minimal.
It's just related to material and the deaths can be kept down as much as possible.
It's just horrible.
It's really, really horrible.
Anyway, 646-652-4869 is the number to call.
I want to hear from you.
What do you think about these unprecedented atmospheric disturbances that are happening throughout the United States?
You know, once again, these people are being hit up with some unbelievable, unprecedented weather, to say the least.
So let's hear from you.
646-652-4869.
We got Turkish Delight.
What's going on?
Hey, Ghost, what's going on?
How's it going?
I wanted to comment on the gold increase today, but I wanted to give a quick shout-out, actually.
All right.
Just to smell my poop.
He's my bro in the chat room.
I sometimes talk to him in there.
Okay.
FBI Crime Numbers Cooking00:10:45
Okay.
Anyway, I kind of disagree with your whole idea about the getting education thing.
I'm just about to graduate right now, and there's not millions of jobs in my line of work.
Okay, what's your line of work?
Soil science.
What?
Soil science.
Soil science?
Are you kidding me?
I mean, what the hell is to know about soil?
It's either fertile or it's non-fertile.
It's either dirt or it's sand.
I mean, what exactly are you talking about?
Soil science?
What are you looking at turd or something?
You're like, well, this turd has a certain level of consistency.
It has a little bit of corn and a bit of a nutty smell to it.
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
Basically, my Charizard Learn cut.
I won't forget it because it's an HM.
Don't know what to do.
We can't understand you with that stupid, dumb, broken accent.
You're sitting over here telling me you're an educated man and you're talking like, I shouldn't go take out his gun.
You got to try your arse.
Stupid drunkard.
Get this shit out.
Get him off!
Soil science.
Jesus Christ.
I mean, do you hear this, folks?
I mean, not even in America.
We also have ass clowns out here throughout the world that don't know their asses from their elbow, for Christ's sake.
All right, we got Mr. Capitalist.
What's up?
Hey, what's up, ghost?
It's me again, your favorite Mexican.
You're my favorite Mexican.
What are you talking about?
I don't have any favorite Mexicans.
What are you talking about?
Well, I was just wondering, man, at what date is the rainbow party with Goody Bone that you're organizing?
Because I heard Goku came and DMB came.
What?
Your rainbow party.
You stupid, dumb idiot, all right?
You're not Mexican.
You sound like some stupid European twat that's sitting over there still gumming your food because you had so many goddamn fish and chips and washed it down with some sugar-ridden tea.
And you're sitting over here.
Rainbow party.
Yeah, rainbow port.
Is this Brit humor?
Is this what this is?
Is this British humor?
No, I was just asking about the date.
No, no, no.
This is British humor, right?
This is why you sold America that trans-testicle Eddie Izzard.
I mean, I can't believe you idiots actually sold this asshole comedic value, Eddie Izzard.
That's the biggest contribution to comedy that Brendan has.
Okay, I take it back.
You had that old prostate-infected bastard Benny Hill, and Benny Hill was nothing more than just some fat old bastard chasing after young bimbos in bikinis with a rabbit's tail on their ass.
You know what I mean?
With that stupid song, give me a break.
All right.
Anyway, get this.
Get him off.
Get him off.
Get him off my switchboard.
Who else?
We got DO1.
What's up?
Ghost.
What's up?
Hey, I think that all the tornadoes in Missouri.
I just wanted to ask, would you trade.
Yeah, you stupid moron.
Are you kidding me?
I'll tell you what I'll trade, all right?
I'll trade the garbage that's on the waffle of my boot for your filthy, disgusting, salmon-smelling mother.
How about that?
That's what I'll trade.
All right?
Stupid bastard.
Anyway, we're supposed to be talking about a serious subject matter.
All right?
We're supposed to be talking about the 90 confirmed dead after massive tornadoes hit Missouri, Joplin, Missouri.
And everybody just seems to be thinking that, oh, it's a great day in Mr. Rogers' neighborhood.
We're going to go on here.
Yeah, would you trade my Pokemon for my shut up?
Stupid, man.
It's just ridiculous.
Anybody who still follows Anime after about age, I don't know, 11 should seriously get their head examined or to be thrown into some kind of goddamn anyway.
646-652-4869.
Once again, we're going to report over 100 dead.
All right.
Over 100 dead out there in Missouri, Joplin, Missouri, because of these unprecedented tornadoes that have hit this particular region of America.
And I want to hear from you.
I want to hear what you have to say about it.
Area code 505, what's up?
Hey, I just wanted to say I had some family out there, and I thank you for your prayers.
But I heard that they let Mother Nature got mad at them because they didn't listen to enough Rebecca Black.
I just wanted to think up with that with you.
And that's your low attempt right now?
You think that's winning Brownie points with like your Internet four channels and your anonymity?
You think that's winning you Brownie points?
You think that's winning you Brownie points?
Talk, boy, I'm talking to you, boy.
505, take your goddamn balls out of your mom's purse and talk, you sack of crap.
You sound like Batman when you get mad.
Yeah, yeah, I bet you you want to know why I sound like Batman?
Because that was probably your daddy.
That was probably your daddy watching Batman, watching Arnold Schwarzenegger and twins, you know, in front of some boob tube or a violent video game or some illegal alien child care provider.
Am I right?
Am I right?
There was no father in your influence.
Am I correct?
No, I have a daddy.
Yeah, well, I know you have a dad, obviously.
Somebody knocked up your stupid, disgusting prostitute of a mother.
I'm asking you if he's in the picture, if he's actually shown you how to be a man.
I can tell by the feminized vernacular that you're sporting on this goddamn telephone.
It proves to me that obviously the man wasn't involved enough.
He wasn't throwing the football in the backyard with you.
I can tell you that.
Am I right or am I wrong, 505?
Picture with him.
Is his account?
What?
I do have a picture with him.
He said he'd be in the picture.
Oh, you've got a picture with them all.
Oh, he's got a picture with his daddy.
I mean, do you understand that this is the new America?
You know, I mean, you know, where kids are like, well, I got a picture with me and my daddy, and does that count?
I mean, I mean, it's sad.
You know, it's sad.
Can tell by the feminized voices that are being sported each and every time I take a call, you can tell that these fruit bowls have no fatherly influence.
Hey, 505, why don't you give me your father's number?
I'll give him a call right now.
Tell him what type of fruity ass crap popped out of his nutsack, all right?
Give me a number.
That's 8867-5309.
Yeah, okay.
All right, sure.
It's probably some ex-girlfriend, or not even a girlfriend, some bitch you're stalking that won't give you the time or day because you look fruitier than a box of fruit loose, for Christ's sake.
You know what I mean?
You look like some weak, dumbasshole fruity ass.
You know what I mean?
Anyway, I'm going to move on to another subject matter.
We were talking about over 100 confirmed dead now after the massive tornadoes hit Missouri.
Now I want to talk about how the FBI, the Federal Bureau of Investigation, claims that violent crime is down 5.5% in the United States.
Violent crime.
All right?
Violent crime is down in the United States by 5.5%.
Now, where exactly in the United States is this happening?
All right?
Where exactly is this happening, for Christ's sake?
Because to me, every time I flip on the goddamn boob tube, whether it's local Austin-based news or Texas regional news or it's goddamn the United States news, it's nothing but violent crime.
It's sexual perversion.
It's children being robbed of innocence.
It's just mass murder, destruction.
It's disgusting.
You know what I'm saying?
And we're supposed to have dropped in violent crime 5.5%.
I mean, is this a joke, Mr. FBI peeps?
I mean, seriously.
I mean, violent crime's happening everywhere.
Why don't you YouTube a little bit of violent crime?
How about that?
Why don't you YouTube a little bit of crime in action for Christ's sake?
And it'll show you that that little, you know, factoid that the FBI shitted out of their ass is, for a lack of a better term, a bunch of crap.
Anyway, I want to hear from you.
Do you think that crime has gone down 5.5% for Christ's sake?
Like the FBI is claiming?
The FBI put this out.
And this was for the year 2010, for all the folks that are wondering, well, 5.5% from when?
From 2010.
All right, let me tell you, I still see violent crime in the streets.
All right.
As a matter of fact, I mean, it's top views on YouTube.
It's top views on your video portal site, for Christ's sake.
I think the FBI is trying to quash the numbers to make their little bureaucratic system look legitimate so that they can continue to get more funding.
You know, I mean, this is what all it comes down to.
It's bureaucratic nonsense.
That's why they're called the Federal Bureau of Investigation.
All right?
They're a bureaucracy.
They're trying to legitimize probably more spending coming its way, trying to legitimize itself.
And of course, they're cooking the numbers.
All right, they're cooking the numbers here.
5.5% decrease in violent crime in America.
That's just something fishy, for Christ's sake.
You know what I mean?
That's just ridiculous.
Fishy Violent Crime Decrease00:03:36
Anyway, I want to hear from you.
Do you believe this crap?
Do you believe this malarkey that the FBI, you know, these full-blooded Italians?
No, I'm just joking.
The FBI is actually putting out as a decrease in crime.
5.5%, do you believe this crap?
I mean, do you believe this crap when, you know, just look on the news for Christ's sake.
I mean, just look on any news, your local news, your regional news, your national news.
It's horrible.
It's horrible.
Anyway, folks, let me take a swig of this beer.
I got to drink some beer here.
I got to drink beer, man.
I mean, that's the only way I can, you know, sit here and cope with the amount of idiocy that just seems to be sweeping the land out here.
The amount of patheticness.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, it's disgusting.
Anyway, we're in the second hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
Anybody who's sitting here saying that I am an alcoholic in the chat room, obviously you don't know your ass from your goddamn elbow.
I am not an alcoholic.
I'm not a drunk.
I'm a connoisseur, assholes.
All right?
I don't drink the same crap every single day.
I'm out here trying to mature my palate as it relates to the libations and spirits that are available out here in today's America.
You understand what I'm saying?
I mean, you know, one day I may be sipping on some beer.
The next day, I may be sipping a little bit of a $400 bottle of Johnny Walker Blue Label.
The next minute I could be sipping on some cognac, Louis XIV, at about, you know, close to a G. You understand what I'm saying?
I'm a connoisseur.
I could be popping bottles on the weekend.
I love popping a few bottles of some Dom P, some Moet.
You know, whenever I feel a little rich, I, of course, get a couple of bottles of Chris Dal, but I actually like Dom P a lot better than Chris Dowell.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, that's just how it is, baby.
You know what I mean?
That's just how it is.
And anybody who's going to sit over here and call me a goddamn alcoholic has another goddamn ass from their elbow.
All right?
Anyway, folks, I want to sit here and ask everybody, please follow me on Twitter.
All right.
Ghost Politics is the name to follow.
All right.
There it is right there.
You see it on your screen.
Follow me on Twitter.
And not to mention, folks, retweet the broadcast.
All right?
Retweet the broadcast.
There's a whole bunch of buttons underneath your player.
There's little Facebook thumbs up buttons.
There's little tweet this buttons.
Share this buttons.
Spring around like goddamn wildfire.
And let everybody know that we're in effect in the house and we're chilling like some insane villains right here on True Capitalist Radio.
All right?
Right here on True Capitalist Radio.
Hold on, I got to kick some ass clowns out here because they're spamming.
I don't want to see any spam.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, people actually want to see the goddamn screen.
They want to chat.
They want to, you know, commiserate.
And for these idiots to be sitting over here doing this crap is making me sick.
Anyway, we're talking about how FBI is claiming that crime is down.
It is down 5.5% for 2010.
Hitler Stalin Mao Opinions00:04:25
All right?
So let's go ahead and let's go ahead and take some callers.
I want to hear from you.
What do you think about this?
You think that the FBI is giving you a bunch of garbage?
Or do you actually believe that this is the way it is?
Do you actually believe that 5.5% of violent crime is down?
Let's hear what you got to say.
646-652-4869.
We got Area Code 408 on the horn.
What's going on, man?
Hello, Eric 408.
You there?
Well, he's obviously not there.
Let's take some more callers.
We got Area Code 351.
What's up?
Hey, Ghost.
What's up?
How's it going?
It's going well.
And you?
I'm just trying to continue on with the broadcast amidst a bunch of milky liquors trying to agitate the situation here.
But other than that, I'm all right.
Very nice.
I would like to know, what's your opinion about Hitler?
What's my opinion about Hitler?
Yes.
Why bring that up?
I just want to hear your opinion about Hitler.
Well, okay, I'll give you my opinion about Hitler.
I thought he was a demented nutcase.
I think that his whole idea of cultural supremacy was a fallacy.
You understand what I'm saying?
I mean, this is an individual that went out and tried to be like, and trying to actually get people to fall in line with this idea that his culture, his Aryan culture was somehow superior to all cultures in the international community, and it was a flawed ideal.
And on the contrary, he was also involved in this idea that he can artificially, ethnically cleanse the world.
So, you know, I think that Hitler was a disgusting, despicable man, but at the same time, I think that he gets all the credit for being the most evil when there are other madmen that deserve worse credit.
And in my view, I think Stalin and Mao Cetong deserve more credit for being butchers and killers.
Let me tell you something.
Mao Cetong and Stalin, each one of them killed way more people than Hitler could have ever killed.
So, you know, that's my opinion on that.
Do you want to elaborate or do you want me to go on or what?
You can go on.
I don't mind.
Well, no, I mean, what do you think?
I mean, in my personal opinion, I think Hitler was a disgusting, you know, heathen.
All right?
I mean, this is a guy who actually believed that his Aryan race, you know, his cracker ass, cracker race, and mind you, Hitler was a Jewish, which was another big, huge contradiction that was ridiculous.
All right?
But, you know, he thought that this idea of culturalism dominating the international front was, you know, I think it was pathetic.
And in my personal opinion, I think that Hitler deserves to be in the same place as Mao Cetong and Stalin.
The only difference is, is that Stalin killed way more people than Hitler.
Mao Zetong killed way more people than Hitler.
And yet, Hitler seems to take the cake when it comes to the media labeling, you know, evil men.
You know, evil men of history, for Christ's sake.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, that's what makes me sick, is that you got Stalin who killed, what was it, 50 million people?
He killed 50 million people in his tenure, and that includes his own elimination, his own secret police, nabbing people, eliminating them.
That includes the famine that he induced.
That includes all the disgusting disgrace that he induced when trying to spread communism throughout the international community.
Disgusting.
Mao Cetong, the same thing.
Mao Zetong actually killed more of his own people than he killed anybody else.
You know what I mean?
Killed more of his own people than anybody else.
Evil Men Of History Dictators00:04:08
So, I mean, that's what I think about it.
I mean, that's about all I have to say about it.
They were all disgusting, despicable men.
I'm against any totalitarian megalomaniac.
I'm against anybody who's going to try to put themselves on a pedestal that puts them on godhood.
And that's basically what Hitler, Mao Cetong, and Stalin, Kim Il-sung, Ho Chi Minh, all these leftists.
That's what they try to build themselves as.
That's why they try to eliminate spirituality and all this other idealism and make these people oblige the Communist Manifesto so it can make them a living God.
It can make them the ultimate supremacy.
It can make them the ultimate dictator.
And in my personal opinion, all these idiots are disgraces.
I am against anybody.
Against anybody who wants to assert totalitarianism.
Anyway, let's take some more callers here.
We're supposed to be talking about FBI claiming that violent crime is down 5.5% in the United States, and I'm saying that's a bunch of shit.
And I want to hear from you.
CischWar 6652-4869.
Let me see.
We got 408 on the line yet.
408, you there?
Yeah, Ghost.
I'm sorry.
It's Goofy Bone, and I had a bimbo on the other line.
No, hey, it's okay.
I know how it is.
Give her a bone.
I know how it is, man.
I know how it is.
How's it going, Goofy Bo?
What you got to say, man?
Oh, man, I had a rough weekend.
You know, the death of Macho Man really killed me because years ago when I was a little bone, Macho Man was like a god to me.
You know what I mean?
Watching them every Saturday and Sunday.
You know, they were a part of my life.
So that kind of hit me hard.
I'm glad you brought that up, Goofy Man, because I took a lot of heat last week.
Last Friday's show, I did a connection with the afterworld of Macho Man Savage on episode number 92 at the end there.
And people thought, yeah, I mean, what the hell?
Everybody is emailing me up.
You know, they're even throwing direct tweets at me for Christ's sake as if I'm some kind of an evil man.
I mean, I reviewed the show.
I don't see where I went.
I was out of line at all.
You know, I don't see where I was out of line at all.
All I said was, you know, I don't know.
You know what I said.
What do you think?
Do you think I was out of line there?
Nah, Ghost, you're a perfectly A-okay, Ghost.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, well, I mean, I wasn't.
Look, I like the Macho Man.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, it was great, but I was just saying, you know, we tapped into him in the afterlife.
He's now got Elizabeth hoisted on his shoulder, and he told Lex Luger, screw you.
He's out there with Brian Pillman and ravishing Rick Roode and Spokoli and all the wrestlers out there.
You remember Spokoli, right?
That fatty bastard from WCW.
Remember that?
Oh, Doots on Painkiller.
Oh, you know what?
Macho Man actually got both of his women because Scary Sherry or sensational Sherry, she overdosed too.
So he's got Sherry Vashon.
Oh, no, that was that other.
That was Luna.
My bad.
No, it was Sherry Martell.
It was Rick the Model Martel's sister.
Oh, man.
That's why I'm saying, man.
I mean, you know, all these people that are, you know, giving me these emails that I did a horrific thing, and it was too bad.
It was too much.
I mean, it just pissed off, all right?
It was funny.
Anybody who didn't like it, go shove it up your ass, all right?
I mean, for all those folks that don't know what I'm talking about, it was episode number 92, the last episode.
You know, I think it was, you know, towards the end, you know, 20 minutes towards the end, where, you know, the connection with Macho Man Randy Savage was taking place in the netherworld.
And, you know, I just took a lot of heat for that.
American Dollar Worthless Equities00:15:28
I don't really appreciate it.
Yeah, it's all good, ghost.
You know what?
Don't worry about them.
Just keep doing what you're doing.
But I don't have to tell you that.
You already know that, Ghost.
But I just want to talk about this stock market, ghost.
What the hell is going on?
You know what I mean?
Once again, you know, man, the reason the stock market is going down well, no, the reason the stock market's going down, man, is because Europe is going down.
Now, why would Europe going down afflict the United States stock markets?
Well, you have to remember that the stock market, Dow Jones Industrial, NASDAQ, the SP 500, these are international markets.
So not only do American people invest in these equities markets, but also the Europeans and Asians and Australians, everybody throughout the world invests in these things.
And when you have a market like Europe in the type of deficits that it's in, I mean, you've heard all the ratings companies, the credit companies, SP, Moody's downgrading, was it Ireland, Portugal, Greece?
I mean, everybody in the European Union down to junk status as it relates to their bonds.
And right now, you've got a lot of Europeans and a lot of other people that have got equities in the stock market liquidating that capital because the dollar is rising.
You know what I mean?
It's actually rising in comparison to the European Euro, the Euro.
The Euro, remember, for the past couple of years, you notice how the Euro was always above the dollar, you know, and R.
I mean, we even had stars like Jay-Z and the upper echelon assholes out there in New York that were converting their dollars to Euros because they actually believe that the American dollar was plummeting at one point.
Well, now you've got that same reactionary type method happening in Europe.
These Europeans are actually liquidating their equities.
They're cashing those equities out in American dollars so they can have more buying power on an international front than they do with Euros.
And as a result, you have also reactionary investors selling off their positions as they're going down in price.
And not to mention, you've got speculators who are selling off because they believe that if Europe is going to have a crisis, then that's going to take a lot of money off of the multinational corporations who depend on European income as a part of their bottom line.
So there's a lot of reasons why the market's going down.
But once again, I'm a little bit of an optimist on this market, man.
I just don't believe in the American dollar.
I mean, you know, the way our government is spending money, the way they're out here talking about how, I mean, look at Obama.
He just pledged $3.5 billion to Egypt.
I mean, you know, he's going to Europe right now.
And I'm telling you, he is going to pledge money, American money, to help Europe with their socialist scheme.
And I just don't see the American dollar continuing to flourish.
And as a result, you're going to see commodities and stocks increase once the investor starts taking its head out of its ass and start realizing that this whole goddamn American economy is built on crap.
And the only thing that's going to stay certain are those assets that are going to be able to sustain their value.
And the assets that are going to sustain their value are certainly not American currency, in my view.
I mean, I'm keeping my equities.
I'm keeping my positions in commodities.
I'm even bottom feeding at this point in time because the American money isn't worth dick.
And anybody who tries to sit here and tell me otherwise is an imbecile.
The only reason it looks good now is because the world is going broke, man.
I mean, the Euro sucks.
The Chinese, what is it, Kung Pao shrimp currency sucks.
The Japanese yen took a horrible dip because of these natural disasters that was afflicted.
I mean, you've got global supply lines damaged.
You've got a whole bunch of things that are just, you know, completely discombobulated in the international front.
That's why you've got people running to the American dollar, man.
And let me tell you, I think it's short-lived, in my opinion.
I think this is a short-lived run on the dollar.
And in the end, you're going to see equities and especially commodities race to the top.
You know, Ghost, I want to add on that, and then I want to add another story, and then I'll leave because I guess nobody likes to be in the chat room, so I don't want to destroy your show.
But I recently read the other day that in Mexico, 72% of the money out there is American.
I wouldn't be surprised.
They don't even need to.
No, I wouldn't be surprised.
Well, you know, the Fox Business, the Fox Business Network, you know, is actually putting on throughout this week, and I encourage everybody to check it out.
It's called Moochers and Earners or something of that nature, where they're actually highlighting entitlement programs because today the news came out that entitlements have actually surpassed the amount of money that is being taken in on the tax front.
And at this point in time, we're in a dilemma of our own.
You know, I mean, we're just like Europe.
The only difference is that Europe's socialism was blatant.
Ours is being implemented incrementally through this Keynesian economic idea of continuous spending to basically make the currency wither away into an obsolete object.
I mean, that's what Keynesian economic theory is, and that's what this government is doing.
And the American people, they're more worried about voting for that fruity ass bastard Scotty McQuery, Scotty McQuery on Goddamn American Idol, and they are worried about voting for a competent government that's going to make sure that the American currency is going to not only be sustainable, credible, and valuable, but actually have long-term standing and credibility in the international community, for Christ's sake, man.
And it's just a disgrace.
It's horrible.
And another thing I wanted to throw out, you know that filthy piece of shit, the 213 caller, the one that's taking our taxpaying money and enjoying itself at what was it at?
Little CC's or no, it went to golden corral of all places.
Golden golden corn freaking corral.
But you know, years ago, some bimbo tried that same stunt with me.
You know, oh, we'll just go and pay for one and then we'll just eat.
Well, anyway, that broad got caught.
It's called defying an innkeeper or something like that.
And she did some time for that.
So all of that lousy piece of shit 213 has to pay its dues because I don't know if it's a man or a woman.
You know what I mean, Ghost?
Yeah, you're damn right.
He deserves to pay his dues.
He's been thrown in jail for feeding his family on a goddamn one all-you-can-eat purchase.
I mean, that makes me sick, man.
These shameless, pathetic wastes of human life, man, that are out here that are just so shameless, that are out here.
Yeah, baby, I'm only going to buy me one.
I'm only going to buy me one buffet.
I'm going to feed my whole family on the motherfucker.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm going to feed my whole family.
Jesus Christ.
You know, Ghost, it's so terrible.
You know, I could care less if they're, you know, lousy pieces of shit of the world.
But then once I'm getting, you know, tax deducted and I'm wondering, okay, my tax is going to go save America, right?
No, it's going to feed that idiot and many, many other idiots around the corner from my neighborhood.
I mean, it's so pathetic.
It's like, it's like, if we pay for their stuff, can we have rights to hit them?
You know what I mean, ghost?
Because it's like.
That's what I've been saying.
To say, look, we're paying for these idiots generation after generation.
These fucking assholes should be mowing my lawn.
These people should be painting graffiti.
They should be picking up clash.
They should be doing the most disgusting jobs that nobody wants.
They should be cleaning up shit stalls in the parks.
They should be doing this type of crap.
Instead, they do nothing.
Instead, they do nothing to sit on their fat asses, smoke dope all day, and watch cartoons for Christ's sake.
And this is the majority of these scumbags out here in America.
Exactly, ghost.
But, anyways, I want to get out of here, ghost, because the chat room's hating me, and I don't want to ruin any more of your show, ghost, because you got a great show.
But I want to give a shout out.
Tonight, I'm having a show.
The Rhinox Network presents Monday, Ho Day, on the Rhinox Network.
So check me out.
I'll be on 7 p.m. on the West Coast, 9 in the Central, and 10 on the East Coast, right here at www.blogtalkradio.com/slash goofy-bone.
And once again, ghosts, thank you and join the capitalist army, people.
And like I said, I got your shirts, ghosts.
You know, email me, ghost, or something, and I'll send you the shirt, ghost.
It looks, it's all right, man.
It's all right.
Hey, I thank you for calling, man.
No problem.
Once again, you're Goofy Bone, Avid Lister, Avid Caller, and member of the Capitalist Army.
And as a matter of fact, if you haven't heard by now, we're looking for a few good men and women that are actually down with the capitalist idea, all right?
That are actually down with capitalism.
And as a matter of fact, that website to go to is www.capitalistarmy.com.
All right?
There it is right here: www.capitalistarmy.com.
We're looking for a few good men and women that are out there who are down-ass capitalists, who are in a bunch of milky liquors, accepting entitlements, accepting a bunch of dumbass, ridiculous nonsense for Christ's sake, that are out here shameless.
They're like, Yeah, baby, I'm out of here collecting my money, baby.
I'm collecting my money.
Ain't nothing you can do about it, baby.
I collect a taxpayer dollar, baby.
Yeah, yeah.
Get these idiots out of here, seriously.
Anyway, 646-652-4869 is the number to call.
I want to hear from you.
You know what I'm saying?
I want to hear from you.
I want to hear what you have to say.
I mean, we got a bunch of milky liquors in the chat room trying to talk garbage to me.
You know, obviously saying things like racist and this and that.
I am not a racist.
I am a melting pot of friendship.
You assholes.
I mean, Goofy Bone is Hispanic, for Christ's sake, man.
You know, he's part of the capitalist army.
So don't sit over here and call me a racist assholes.
Anyway, let's take some more calls here.
We're talking about how the FBI is claiming that violent crime is down by 5.5% in 2010.
I want to see if you agree with that.
I want to see if you are seeing it in your neck of the woods.
All right?
Area code 478, what's going on?
Goofy Bone is Hispanic, for Christ's sake.
Yeah, you're taking too much.
925, you're on the horn.
818, you're on the horn.
Hey, what up, bro?
How's it going, man?
Hey, I got a job.
Why don't we meet up and fucking take a shower together or something?
You got a job?
What was your job doing?
What?
You said you got a job and then you wanted to take a shower with me.
Well, what's your job?
No, it says shot.
You stupid idiot.
817, what's up?
Hey, Ghost.
What's up?
Why don't you do a barrel roll, dude?
Yeah, barrel roll, barrel roll, barrel roll up your mom's snack hole.
Anyway, I'm sorry, folks.
We're getting a lot of assholes, obviously, calling up, trying to agitate the show here.
I really don't appreciate that.
646-652-4869 is the number to call.
I'm sorry, folks, if you're hearing this.
But once again, I know I get a lot of emails up in here saying that, oh, ghosts, you're telling those people to call up.
You're paying those assholes.
There's no way that America is that stupid.
There's no way America's that idiotic.
Oh, yeah.
Are you kidding me?
I mean, this is the real America, man.
Anyway, let's get another call.
We got 404.
What up?
Wada, Get that crap and ghost.
Get that crap off of here.
All right.
You know, I'm sick and tired of loserdom in America.
You know, the amount of loserdom that's happening out here is just so apparent, and it's so blatant that it's just, I know I continue to say the word shameless, but goddamn, that's what these scumbags are, man.
I mean, and for you folks that didn't understand what the hell that was, that was a latest hit out of New Orleans called Do the Walmart by Mr. Ghetto.
I actually blogged about this on my blog.
There's the blog right there in the chat room.
And for you folks that don't know the blog, it's ghostpolitics.blogspot.com.
I actually posted the video of Do the Walmart right there.
Unbelievably disgusting that, you know, this is the new America.
It went from welfare carols to do the Walmart.
You know what I mean?
And that song, believe it or not, this idiot, Mr. Ghetto, he's out here bragging about how he's meeting bimbos at Walmart with cornbread booty.
He's out here saying that, she got a Louisiana purchase card, baby.
She got a Louisiana purchase card.
They're bragging about meeting bitches with welfare cards, with food cards.
Can you believe this crap?
You've actually got songs for this crap.
There's the blog, ghostpolitics.blogspot.com.
You've got to see it for yourself.
It's disgusting.
I mean, but this is shitbag America.
This is the new shitbag America that we're living in, for Christ's sake.
And then the FBI wants to claim that violent crime has gone down 5.5%.
Yeah, shove it up your ass.
All right.
Anyway, let me move on to another subject matter because I'm getting a little pissed off.
It's obvious that nobody gives a crap, all right, about what's going on.
Let me have another beer.
There's no more beer up in here.
Hey, we got another beer right here.
Let me go ahead.
There we go.
Open that beer right there, boy.
Woo!
I want to say cheers to all the true capitalists that are listening in right now.
I want to thank you for tuning in with me.
Once again, spread the goddamn link around like wildfire.
Blogtalkradio.com/slash ghost.
All right?
Blogtalkradio.com/slash ghost.
There are over thousands upon thousands of hours of true capitalist commentary right there, baby.
Supreme Court Prisoner Releases00:15:22
You know it and I know it.
Anyway, let me move on to another subject matter.
The Supreme Court today ruled in favor of California releasing over 40,000 prisoners.
That's right.
California is about to release over 40,000 prisoners out in the general American public.
Why?
Because they can't afford to house them anymore.
I mean, there's so many lowlifes in California that they have rounded up and put in these prisons that they can't afford to house them.
They can't afford to imprison them anymore.
So California made this act that they were going to free 40,000 prisoners.
And of course, you had some groups that were enraged about this idea.
And, you know, they took it to court, went all the way to the Supreme Court.
Now, the Supreme Court, let me tell you, the Supreme Court, you would thought, you would have thought, given the fact that George W. Bush put in all these goddamn supposed conservative judges, you would think that you wouldn't see the type of crap out of the Supreme Court that you've seen recently.
And for you folks that missed it, the Supreme Court recently ruled that the police, the law enforcement, can now go into your house without a search warrant.
They can bust down into your house without a search warrant just on a hunch.
Or if they claim that they smell some kind of whiff of marijuana or something of that nature.
Yeah, you need to look it up for yourself.
This is the new Supreme Court ruling out here that a cop can go by your dwelling, your property, and on a hunch can just knock down your door without a search warrant if he believes that there's any kind of goddamn nefarious activity.
If he feels, if he has a gut feeling.
You understand?
Max talk, you need to look it up, ass clown.
Supreme Court ruled in it, all right?
Not to mention now, we've got the Supreme Court ruling in favor of California.
All right?
California releasing 40,000 miserable, useless prisoners.
You know, I mean, just imagine what kind of characters are going to be released out there in California for Christ's sake.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I mean, yeah, I would hate to be in the streets of California with these 40,000 scumbags being just released out in the streets, out in society, for Christ's sake.
You know what I mean?
It's just disgusting.
It's pathetic.
It's sick.
It's sick.
It makes you want to puke, for Christ's sake.
But, you know, oh, Supreme Court thinks it's a great deal, huh?
Oh, 40,000.
Don't worry about it.
The people that actually ruled, the Supreme Court members that actually ruled said something to the effect of, well, there's just too many people in those prisons.
There's too many people in those prisons, and we need to release some of them.
So the inhumanity of overcrowded prisons can shut your stinking Supreme Court hole.
40,000 people are going to be released.
40,000 prisoners are going to be released in California.
I want to hear from you.
What do you have to say about it?
All right?
What do you think about this crap?
646-652-4869.
40,000 prisoners are going to be released.
What do you think about it?
Anyway, we've got 478.
What's up?
You're taking too long.
704, what up?
You hung up too.
757, what's going on?
So, quick question.
What's Love and such a fascist?
What?
What's Life being such a fascist?
You see, you can't even get the articulation of this idiot sentence fragment because I'm telling you, this is how the American public speaks nowadays.
They speak in sputtering up, mumbling, stumbling goddamn sentence fragments, and we're just supposed to assume that, oh, yeah, we know what you're talking about.
Can you say it again, 757, and say it with some goddamn articulation for Christ's sake?
Yeah, what's life being such a fascist, you know, just talking about your own country?
That sounds unpatriotic to me.
Why don't you move to Australia with the rest of your...
Hold on a second.
Hold on a second.
Hold on.
I think it's time.
You know what time it is, folks.
Once again, it's guest the minority.
Oh yeah.
I sense a little twang.
Oh yeah, I sense it.
I don't know what it is.
I don't know what it is, but I think that everybody should bring your cat into the chat room right now.
All right?
That's the minority.
Let's go ahead.
Hey, 757, go ahead and continue talking.
We're playing a game here.
Go ahead.
Okay.
So who was I?
Oh, yes.
You never answered my question.
All right.
So please, answer my question.
What's that question?
Why do you hate a question?
I'm not a fascist.
I'm just telling you how it is.
I'm telling you how it is.
Did you know that America is comprised of entitlement recipient ass clowns that have no shame in receiving these entitlements instead of going out there and being a moneymaker, being an entrepreneur, or being somebody who works for a living and saving their capital and actually having sustainable assets?
All right.
The majority of America at this point in time is a bunch of imbeciles that are like, yeah, you know, I don't have to work right now, baby.
I don't have to work right now because I could collect unemployment for the next 99 weeks, baby.
I don't got to go out and get no food, baby.
I got this food card, baby.
I got this food card right here, baby.
I got my Louisiana purchase card, baby.
I got my Louisiana purchase card.
Anyway, what do you have to say now, there, 757?
Oh, I was just going to say that you never answered the question.
You say you're telling you how it is, but all it sounds like is fascism or racism.
So, what do you have?
What do you contribute to the American public right now for having to show up?
Let me tell you what I'm going through to the American public.
Let me tell you.
I think you're a Mexican.
Are you a Mexican?
Yes, he.
I knew it.
I win, baby.
I win.
I deserve a prize for that one.
I knew it right off the bat, right when I said it.
I knew it was a Mexican, man.
I feel good now.
I'm always good at this.
Am I right?
I'm the best at this game.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I guess with some Mexican music on, Engineer.
There you go.
Yeah.
Here, let me do a Forlorico dance.
You know what I mean?
That's what I want to do.
I want to do a Forlorico dance, you know, where the broads have the dresses with the they stomp their feet.
You know what I'm saying?
Here, look at it.
I'm stomping my feet.
You hear me?
I'm stomping.
I'm stomping.
I'm stomping my feet here.
Oh, man.
This is great.
I'm telling you, I love this game.
Anyway, 757, do you have anything else to say for Christ's sake?
Because I knew you were Mexican.
Go ahead.
Actually, you got my nationality wrong.
I only just confirmed it to see what you would do in response.
That's.
Now he's backpedaling on Mexicanism, huh?
Now, what do you got against Mexicans, huh?
What do you got against Mexican?
Now you're backpedaling on Mexicans.
What do you got against Mexicans now, huh?
You're ashamed?
Are you ashamed of actually being down with Larasa?
Just admit it.
You're ashamed of being down with Larasa.
My nationality, now I'm saying that.
Wait, hold up.
Aside from going off on tank.
No, We're talking about you.
You know what I'm saying?
Well, look, I think it's bad that you're backpedaling on your La Rosa, man.
I think that you need to get down for yours, all right?
I mean, obviously, we all could tell the Mexican twang in your voice.
There's no reason to sit here and deny it.
All right?
I mean, be brown and proud, Holmes.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, come on.
I mean, if you're not Mexican, then what are you?
So, by the way, no, no, no, I don't want to hear any explanation.
All right?
I want to hear whether or not you're either a Mexican or not.
That's all I want to hear.
And if you're not, tell me your nationality.
I know you're thinking of it in your simplistic head right now.
Like, oh, dude, what should I tell him, dude?
He knows I'm Mexican, dude.
I don't know.
I should tell him I'm something.
Yeah, I should tell him I'm Japanese, huh?
Yeah, I should tell him I'm Japanese.
I think I'm turning Japanese.
I think I'm turning Japanese.
I really think so.
Anyway, 757, do you have anything else to say?
I'm Asian.
You're Asian?
Yep.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
That's even worse.
All right, get him off, for Christ's sake.
Are you really Asian for real?
Yep.
Oh, yeah.
No, what are you doing with yourself?
Since you're Asian, what are you doing with yourself?
Are you an engineer or something at least?
Yes.
Oh, yeah, right.
Are you kidding me?
You can't even sputter out a sentence fragment correctly.
You're going to sit over here and say you're a goddamn Asian?
Come on.
You know as well as I that you're just some simplistic moron that's sitting back, probably collecting a check, probably believing with Mammy.
All right, get this idiot off.
I'm sick and tired of talking to this idiot.
Get him off this ethnically ambiguous bastard.
Get him off.
Jesus Christ, an Asian.
Just because you eat with chopsticks doesn't mean you're Asian, asshole.
Anyway, 646-652-4869 is the number to call here.
I want to hear from you, man.
We're talking about the Supreme Court ruling in favor of California.
California is going to release 40,000, 40,000 inmates out in the general American public, for Christ's sake.
You know what I'm saying?
Can you believe this?
40,000, you know, Jesus Christ.
I don't even want to imagine the type of criminality that is going to be involved when releasing these, you know, just disgusting convicts.
You know what I mean?
I mean, good God.
I mean, who's going to go to Cali now, right?
I'm going back to Cali.
Callie, Cali.
I'm going back to Cali.
I don't think so.
All right, that's about enough.
Anyway, let's go ahead.
646-652-4869.
40,000 prisoners are going to be released into California.
I want to hear from you.
What do you got to say about it, all right?
973, what's going on?
About the California thing.
I remember that they've been talking about this for years in California.
I think they're all pretty much nonviolent offenders who were getting out early on like good behavior anyway.
Like, they're just getting a little earlier at least.
No, they're not.
They're releasing these idiots that are just a drain on the system.
They're already saying in the reports that, well, there may be some slips in the system where there may be a couple of killers, rapists that slip by, but we're going to do our best.
Yeah, that's what I want to hear.
You know, some goddamn bureaucracy in California doing its best in deciphering whether or not this is a good criminal or not a good criminal.
Jesus Christ, are you hearing this liberal nonsense?
I was non-violent offenders.
If it was not violent offenders, well, then why don't they just fulfill their term and get it over with?
You know, I mean, if it was non-violent offenders, why exactly did they throw in prison for an extended period of time?
You know what I'm saying?
It's disgusting.
All right?
It's unbelievably disgusting.
Anyway, I don't want to hear any more of that liberal nonsense.
225, you're on the air.
Hey, ghost.
What's going on?
I want to talk to you about the inmates.
Now, you said earlier that it was an issue, you know.
Well, I think it's an economic issue myself.
You know, letting them released early because they're taking too many taxpayer dollars to keep them, you know, get in there.
Yeah, but, you know, you do have to remember that it was taxpayer dollars that paid those cops to bust those perpetrators.
It was taxpayer dollars that, you know, paid that prosecutor to prosecute and prosecute that perpetrator.
It was taxpayer dollars that paid the whole process involved in this nonsense.
Now, all of a sudden, now you want to say that it's an economic issue?
It should have been an economic issue with the pigs.
It should have been an economic issue with the cops.
And you should have started there by trimming them down and worrying about the community's economic well-being as opposed to a couple of pigs going out and infringing upon peop people's personal rights.
Yeah, I know what you're saying about that.
But my point is that in this new political climate, the election is coming up soon.
Maybe it's a toy by the Democrats to show that they're lowering the budget in some areas.
And well, what's one place to cut it, but then the prison system.
Yeah, well, no, you know what it's doing?
I'll tell you what this is doing.
This is allowing the police officers to continue their expansion.
I don't know if you've noticed law enforcement throughout the country.
Every goddamn city throughout the nation has been expanding in law enforcement.
And what's unfortunate is that the more and more law enforcement expands, the more and more laws that are implemented, it seems to me that the more and more crime there is, the more and more people that go to prison, the more and more people that are in the system.
So how can you sit here and say that it's a prison system problem when it's actually a police problem?
It's a law enforcement problem.
These assholes in law enforcement are not out to serve and protect.
They're out there to tax collect.
They're more worried about seatbelt laws and whether you have a goddamn broken taillight, whether you're got your goddamn car parked in your lawn.
They care about more of municipality-based citations than they are worried about going out and fighting crime, than getting these despicable gang members, than taking out these despicable pedophiles that are gracing our goddamn neighborhoods out here.
They are more worried about giving you a goddamn ticket than they are worried about fighting the killers and the burglars and these assholes that jeopardize the stability of this nation for Christ's sake.
Man, it makes me sick.
Makes me sick to my stomach.
Anyway, thanks for calling.
We got area coach 720.
Teaching Bullshit To Kids00:04:13
What's up?
Hey, hey, Ghost, what's going on, man?
I'm just here, man.
I'm sick and tired.
I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired.
That's what I'm saying.
I think we're off the guitar of these liberal pussies trying to think that they can run our country, right?
I mean, they're running it now, though.
They're running it because the people love it.
Because you know why?
Because we need to get in there.
We need to have some real capitalism in there.
I'm a capitalist, and everyone I know will die for capitalism.
I bring on these liberal bitches that think that they're too good for it.
You know, these socialist bastards, right?
I hear you.
But more than all this, more than all this, what is down with Ohm's Law?
That socialist piece of crap has been in the books for too long.
We're teaching that bullshit to our kids.
We're teaching Ohm's law to our kids like it's really something that matters.
You know what I mean?
Like it's something that really Yeah, well, you know, we're teaching a lot of things to our kids, all right?
I mean, we're teaching our kids in public education, believe it or not.
In public education, we're teaching our kids about masturbation.
We're teaching our kids about homosexuality.
We're teaching them about this sexual deviant nonsense, and we're just supposed to just pretend like it's social evolution.
Like, oh, it's okay.
They need to learn sometime.
So it doesn't surprise me what the hell's happening out here.
This is a disgusting disgrace in this country.
You know what I'm saying?
Nobody cares about anything.
Everybody just cares about worrying about if it feels good, do it.
And this is America.
You know what I'm saying?
Anyway, 646-652-4869 is the number to call.
I want to hear from you.
We're supposed to be talking about these California releasing all these damn prisoners, for Christ's sake.
But I want to get on to another subject matter since nobody really wants to talk about it.
I want to talk about how they are now banning smoking in New York.
Now, not only are they banning smoking in public restaurants and in bars out there in New York, but now, today, they have passed that if you are in a park or if you are by the coasts, you can no longer smoke any kind of a cigarette, a cigar, you know, anything, a pipe, anything of that nature, for Christ's sake.
All right?
This is the new America now.
You can't go into a publicly funded park that's paid by our tax dollars.
You can't go out there and smoke a goddamn cigar anymore.
Welcome to America.
Can you believe this crap?
I mean, can we get any more totalitarian?
I mean, isn't New York supposed to be like the city that never sleeps?
Like, yeah, it's a city that never sleeps over here.
I'm from New York.
You know what I'm talking about?
Out here in New York, we get about two or three whores out here, and we got them swinging for my bulls.
You know what I'm talking about?
And now they're going to tell me I can't go out there and, you know, go out there and smoke a cigar out there in the park, eh?
Got no bulls.
I mean, come on, man.
I mean, these damn governments are taking it way too far, for Christ's sake.
I mean, you're actually going to claim control of outdoors of the atmosphere within a certain city.
I mean, it's just, it's stupid, man.
It's stupid.
I want to hear from you.
What do you got to say about this crap?
I mean, I'm a smoker.
You know, I don't smoke cigarettes because I know they put all that brimaldehyde and all that, you know, embalming fluid and all that other crap, but I smoke cigars.
All right.
Opus X Arturo Fuente Signature Series, the best cigar legal today.
Unless you get them Cubans, baby.
You know what I'm saying?
Those Cubans are great.
The virgin soil of Cubans are unbelievable, but unfortunately, they're commies bastards.
You know what I'm saying?
They're communist bastards.
Anyway, let me take another call here.
646-652-4869-571.
You're on the horn.
What do you think?
Are you gay?
You silly bastard.
818, you're on the horn.
818, what's up?
What?
Homosexuals Tax Dollars Entitlements00:03:04
You're playing with each other for Christ's sake.
586, what up?
Hey, hello.
Hey, man, I've been listening to this show for a little while now, and I like it a lot.
And me and my girlfriend, me and my boyfriend, actually listen to this a lot.
His name is Pains Lee.
And I just wanted to propose to him here.
We have to go to Massachusetts, get married.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I mean, nobody cares, really, all right?
Give me a break.
All right, Obama, that's why y'all elected him, isn't it?
Isn't that why the homosexuals elected Obama so that he can be like, yeah, we're going to lift don't ask, don't tear, baby.
Yeah, we gonna lift this and that.
He didn't do anything for you guys, did he?
Huh?
I don't understand why homosexuals are liberals anyway.
You know what I mean?
I mean, homosexuals, if anything, they should be capitalists because they're the ones paying taxes.
They ain't got no kids.
You know what I mean?
Homosexuals ain't got no kids.
And yet they're paying for these breeders that are out here shitting out children like it's going out of style.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, women are shitting out five or six kids from five or six different fathers out here.
And the individuals that are paying for them are the taxpayers.
And who's the biggest taxpayer of them all?
Well, if you happen to be single with no children, you make your own income.
Lo and behold, you are the one that's taxed the most.
All right, so I'm just saying, you know, all the homosexuals that are out there, you know, praising this goddamn liberalism, well, by God, you should become capitalists for Christ's sake.
You know what I'm saying?
And, you know, you shouldn't take anything offensive.
You see, this is what's unfortunate about the homosexuals.
You know, they get all their little pink panty garter belt in a bunch anytime that you say something that is non-politically correct.
But with all due respect to the homosexual community, you know, shove it up your ass.
Well, shove it up somewhere that it's unpleasurable.
All right, let's put it that way.
Shove it up somewhere unpleasurable with that whole nonsense of being politically correct.
All right?
I mean, you know, homosexuals need to be not only voting but thinking in their economic interest.
And right now, you've got a whole bunch of breeders out here, a whole bunch of, you know, bimbos shitting out children day in, day out, and they're utilizing the economic entitlement system that is paid for by tax dollars, by people like homosexuals, by people like everybody else who pays taxes out here, and we should be against this crap.
You know what I mean?
I mean, every time we see a disgusting dishrag whore of a mother, a single dishrag whore mother who's got about five or six kids dragging in back of her fat ass, we should be spitting on this skankosaurus.
You know what I mean?
Siri, we should be spitting on this bit of puh.
All right?
You skank of bitch.
I'm serious.
I'm not joking, for Christ's sake.
We should no longer be giving any kind of emotional sympathy to single mothers out here.
Let me tell you something.
Retail Haggling Skankosaurus00:03:20
Single mothers are the most biggest emotional vampires on the face of the planet.
Do you understand?
And that's all there is to it.
Anybody who disagrees with me, you obviously don't know your asses from her elbow, for Christ's sake.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, let me tell you.
I say this every goddamn time.
You're goddamn right.
I'm going to say it again.
All right?
You're goddamn right, John Brand.
I'm going to say it again.
Let me tell you something right now.
I own brick-mortar businesses out here in Texas.
All right?
And let me tell you, I've seen these fat Skankosauruses.
I've seen these single mothers.
Let me tell you something.
I was in a retail store that I owned.
I saw this fat, jelly-ass Skankosaurus waddle her fat ass into my store.
She had about at least six or seven kids trailing her fat cottage cheese ass.
Dark bamboo, bam, bam, bam, bam.
And she's waddling all over the store.
She finds some item.
She picks it off the shelf.
She takes it to the front area where I'm located and the employees are located.
She goes up and says, Yeah, baby, I see this.
Oh, this right here.
This item says it's $10.
But I only got $4, baby.
So break it down.
I'm going to give you $4, and you give me this right here.
You give me this item.
I'm going to give you $4.
How about that?
And I look at this Skankosaurus, like cross-eyed.
Like, I couldn't believe that this bitch is actually coming up into a retail location trying to haggle like it's a freaking flea market.
Like it's the freaking Goodwill or Salvation Army.
I look at her and I say, hey, look, it says $10.
All right?
This is a retail location.
$10.
You're going to have to pay $10, ma'am.
I'm sorry.
She looks at me like I just forwarded on one of her kids' heads or something.
She looks at me like, but you're not understanding, baby.
I got $4 here.
I'm going to give you $4.
You give me this, baby.
And I'm like, no, I'm not going to give it to you.
It's $10.
And she goes, but you're not understanding, baby.
My kids, baby.
My kids, baby.
You're not understanding.
I give you $4.
You give me this because of my kids, baby.
And what am I supposed to say?
I mean, all I can say is, look, ma'am, it's $10.
Pay it or get out.
And she continues on, man, like a loud ass, titty-ass Maury Povich voice.
But, baby, you're not understanding my kids.
My kids, baby.
You're not understanding my kids.
And I finally said, I'm going to call the cops if you don't get the hell out of here.
And when she started getting the hell out of here, she started throwing crap in my store.
She started throwing crap around because I wouldn't give her disgusting loser ass $6 off on a $10 item, retail item, mind you.
And you have to understand, folks, this is the new America.
Major Destabilization Pakistan Taliban00:02:59
All right?
I know every time somebody hears me say these stories, hey, this is the new America.
I'm sorry.
It makes me sick, man.
As a matter of fact, it makes me so sick.
You know, I want to play some of this here.
to play this.
All right.
Shut it off.
Anyway, I'm serious.
You know what I mean?
Give me a break.
Anyway, we're off teaster here, folks.
You know, we're way behind schedule.
I want to say I'm sorry to everybody who's listening in.
Anyway, we're talking about New York banning smoking in parks and beaches.
I want to talk a little bit about how the Taliban rebels out there in Pakistan actually attacked a naval air base, believe it or not.
You know, you got these Taliban fighters out there in goddamn Afghanistan, Pakistan, attacking a goddamn naval base in Pakistan.
It was literally a 17-hour gun battle.
Finally, Pakistan was able to hoard off and kill the Taliban attackers.
But let me tell you something right now, man.
Talking about destabilization in Pakistan, and that is a nuclear power.
I mean, there's some major destabilization out there, man.
I mean, that is a nuclear power.
If by some chance the Taliban is able to, you know, somehow take power in Pakistan, I mean, who the hell knows the capability or the probability of that particular idea?
I don't even want to know.
I don't even want to know.
But anyway, I want to hear from you.
Pakistan, once again, being attacked by the Taliban at one of its naval air bases within its borders.
Unfreaking believable, man.
Let's take some calls here.
Compassionate Discount Dirty Whores00:07:35
267, you're on the horn.
up and and that was supposed to get you lulls for christ's sake man You should get cancer of the prick.
336, you're on the horn.
Hi, I just wanted to ask you a question as well.
I was just listening to you talk about the people who come in, and you've never given discounts to people who have a hard time, or do you just hate everybody of low income and mothers who struggle?
Do I never give a discount?
Why should I give a discount to people?
It's retail.
Do you just not care about people?
I mean, I know it's retail.
Hold on, hold on.
Okay, I understand what you're saying.
You're trying to say that I should show some compassion to some dirty dishrag whore who spread her legs to anything that looked good with slick back hair or a leather jacket, got impregnated three or four or five different times, and because of her irresponsible decision-making, I'm supposed to feel compassion for this stinking slut.
Is that what you're trying to get across here?
Did she tell you that was what happened, or did you just well?
No, I mean, I don't even have to be told that.
All you got to do is look at some woman who walks around with five or six kids by themselves in public.
You know as well as I know that there's no father in that particular equation.
And all I'm saying is, why exactly should we have any kind of compassion to some stupid Skankosaurus bimbo that can't keep her legs closed, for Christ's sake?
Why should I show any compassion to some bitch like that?
I mean, that's all I'm asking.
Where the hell did you go?
Are you there?
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, I understand.
It's frustrating.
And it doesn't mean every single mother is just a whore, you know?
Well, no, I'm not saying.
No, no, wait a minute.
I'm not saying every mother is a whore.
Now, come on now.
All right, now, look, all I'm saying is if women want to go out and be philanderous, if they want to go out and hop from penis to penis to penis, if they want to conduct themselves in this fashion, that's fine.
Just, you know, get their tubes tied, get fixed, get neutered.
You know, I mean, you know, don't have children, don't get married, that sort of thing.
But, you know, if you're going to have children, well, then you should stick with the person that you made the choice to have children with.
And if you don't stay with that idiot, well, it was your bad decision for picking the wrong schmuck for having yourself impregnated by them.
And seriously, I mean, I just don't understand why we should give so much compassion to women that, you know, oh, he looks so good in that leather jacket.
I just had to give him the skins.
I just had to do it.
Why should we care?
Can you explain that?
Why should we care?
Because that's not just about the women, yeah, but you shouldn't make the children suffer.
I mean, well, no, I mean, this is what's unfortunate.
This is what's unfortunate, all right?
You see, the women use that same analogy that you just put, that, ah, the children shouldn't have to suffer.
They utilize that as emotional leverage to not only their families, but to society in general.
All right?
I mean, they utilize this idea, my kids, baby, you're not understanding, my kids.
They use that same nonsense.
And let me tell you, you show compassion to anybody's kids, you're basically aiding and abetting that irresponsible individual that had them that doesn't want to take care of them.
You understand?
Anyway, 336, I thank you for calling, but hopefully you realize that the majority of these women that are out here having these children are nothing more than Skankosaurus slut bags that are trying to utilize the idea of Munch Hausgans by proxy via their children.
All right?
And it makes me sick to my stomach to see these women out here shit out all these children like it's a great day in Mr. Rogers' neighborhood.
But what's unfortunate is that they don't want to take care of them.
They just want to shit them out of their uterus, but they don't want to take care of them, for Christ's sake.
You know, they dump them off on an illegal alien child care provider or in front of a boob tube or a violent video game, and then they wonder why their children are a bunch of sexual deviants.
You know, wonder why they're all sick in the head for Christ's sake.
Anyway, let's take some more callers here.
We got 407 on the horn.
What's up?
How's it going?
Are you really looking?
Stupid idiot.
978, you're on the horn.
This is a Christie Krab.
Your mother's got crustaceans on her crabs.
817, what's up?
Hey, Ghost.
I'm hitting the show.
I already called on your loser ass.
506, what up?
Yeah.
How do magnets work?
I don't know.
Why don't you ask Shaggy Too Dope from that ridiculous insane clown pussy or whatever the hell that group's called?
I'm sure he knows, huh?
Who else we got here?
We got 317.
What's up?
Directly to that female caller and say that she's the problem with America with all of her sympathy for these welfare mongers who just suck the money dry out of this country because they feel like they're entitled to something.
And she's the problem.
She's why there's someone coming into your store saying, I only got $4 and I want this.
She's the problem.
She's the problem.
She's the liberal problem.
She's the socialist problem.
And I'm surprised you kept her on the phone that long.
I am disappointed, Ghost.
Well, no, I mean, I wanted to know.
You know, it's very rare do I have some feminist or some woman call up and try to defend these disgusting, despicable, bad period-smelling whores that are out here, you know, just having children like it's no big deal.
You know what I mean?
You know, shitting out nine or ten kids from nine or ten different fathers, and all of a sudden we're supposed to just show compassion towards that.
You know what I mean?
Like we're supposed to show compassion to OctoMom.
You know, some disgusting bimbo that not only went to the plastic surgeon to distort her face to look like the disgusting, haggard, homeless woman version of Angelina Jolie, but also had some goddamn scientist stick a turkey baster up this bitch's uterus pipe and artificially inseminate her with eight kids for Christ's sake.
And yet, this is woman liberation, for Christ's sake, right?
This is woman liberation.
You know, the OctoMom was put on a goddamn pedestal as woman liberation, and it makes me sick.
All right?
It makes me sick to my stomach.
Anyway, we're in the third and final hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
Of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
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All right, now let me move on to another subject matter.
Kim Jong-Il Nuclear Leverage00:02:11
Once again, we talk about how the Taliban rebels have attacked a naval air base in Pakistan.
It is rather precarious for that part of the world.
I mean, this is a nuclear power.
We don't want to see the Taliban take control of any kind of nuclear weapons.
But anyway, I want to talk about something else.
I want to talk about Kim Jung-il.
That's right.
The leader of North Korea actually went out and visited the eastern provinces of China and is actually taking a tour through China, believe it or not.
Kim Jong-il, you know, his old drunkard ass, you know, with the freaked out Don King hair.
And, you know, he wears those platform shoes so he can make his like four foot five self, you know, be like four foot eight, whatever the hell it is.
But anyway, he's actually out there in China.
Now, why is China allowing Kim Jong-il to go into the country?
Well, according to reports, China is trying to negotiate an economic deal with Kim Jong-il and trying to tell Kim Jong-il to open up its markets so that it can be more economically viable and more sustainable as an international power.
Now, why is China doing this?
Well, I'll tell you why China's doing this because remember, last week, Timothy Geithner, our Treasury Secretary, was out there in China and recently negotiated these new economic deals for China and America, one of which where China is going to open up its borders to more American goods, and on top of which, we've got American banks that are going to be able to sell mutual funds out there in China.
But, you know, the next week, here you have the Chinese government whining and dining Kim Jung-il.
Now, why would they be whining and dining Kim Jong-il?
Well, I'll tell you why.
Because they want to use North Korea as leverage against the United States.
That's what they want to do.
They want to use North Korea as leverage against the United States.
So this is why you're seeing this kind of sea-solid diplomacy as it relates to the damn communist government.
Foxconn Explosion iPad Shortage00:14:36
All right?
I think it's sick, for Christ's sake.
I think it's utterly sick to my stomach that we've got these goddamn Chinese idiots, the Communist government of China, bowing down, bowing down to Kim Jong-il for Christ's sake.
And I want to hear from you.
What the hell do you have to say about it?
646-652-4869.
We got 331 area code.
What's up?
Yeah.
Well, in my opinion.
You're taking too long, you stumbling, mumbling little jerk.
404, you're on the horn.
What's up?
Yo, what's up ghost?
Hey, what's going on, man?
Good to hear from you.
I am doing pretty good, man.
I just want to, you mind if I tell you a story?
This might take you a little off track.
Well, go for it, man.
What's up?
You talk about single moms.
You know, I've had a pretty interesting experience with single moms.
I knew this bitch that I knew.
She was a friend of a friend.
And I was with her.
She, I don't know, shot out a couple kids when she was like 18.
And the kids were two years old.
And they were playing near some lake or whatever.
I was with her.
And she asked me, she said, if those kids got in trouble and they started drowning, would you save them?
And I was like, yeah, sure.
And this is true.
And she said to me, she said, this is her kid.
Said, I don't think I would.
I think I'd be afraid that I'd get hurt.
What?
Oh, my God.
Yeah, Jesus Christ.
I mean, let me tell you, you know, we're heading into the summertime, and I prognosticated this every year.
But once again, if you're in the southern part of the region, be expecting a spike in women conveniently forgetting their children in the back of their car.
This is that same syndrome, Munch Houskins by proxy.
And if it's not that, they're going to blame it on postpartum psychosis.
But it's sick, man, that these women can actually, you know, feel this way about children that came out of them.
It's not the first time I've heard such a thing.
So what did you do?
What did you say to her, man?
Did you have a conversation?
At first, I was just kind of blown away.
I was like, I don't know.
I yelled her a little bit and I said, what the hell is wrong with you?
And then, I don't know.
She started defending herself.
Like, what?
What's wrong with that?
I don't want to get hurt.
And then I just drove away, which is funny because I drove her there.
And I just got in my car and I just drove away.
Unreal, man.
I mean, let me tell you, this is not an uncommon phenomenon with these females nowadays.
That's why I'm saying this summer, like every summer, I prognosticate this.
These women are going to conveniently leave their children in the car.
And let me tell you, all the women has to do is go through the hysterics, go through the crying spell, like, oh, I can't believe my kid in there, and all this other nonsense.
And the cops won't charge them.
You know, we had a story out of New Brown Falls, Texas over here, which is a town that's about 90 or a little over 90 miles away from Austin, Texas to the south.
In this town, there was a reporter, a journalist of all people that actually worked for the New Brown Fells newspaper that actually committed this type of a crime.
She actually said that, oh, I forgot my kid in the back of my car.
And lo and behold, the kid fried to death.
And all she had to do was go through some mass hysterics, and no charges were filed.
And this is typical.
This is why I'm saying these women know they can get away with this.
It's disgusting.
It's pathetic.
But once again, I mean, you know, I've blogged about this on my blog.
I mean, these women know that they can drown their kids in bathtubs, even if it's six, seven kids.
They can drown their kids in bathtubs and get temporary insanity and be out in five years.
They know that they can chop their kids' arms off and say that the devil did it and be out in like three to four years.
I mean, this is the new America that we're living in here.
That's why whenever I hear these single mothers try to give themselves such a pat on the back for being good moms, that's what you're supposed to do.
Same with fathers, too.
All these assholes, like, hey, I'm a good dad.
I went out and I went out back and threw a football with my kid.
You're supposed to do that crap.
You're supposed to do that crap.
But instead, what are they doing?
They're trying to get rid of a problem.
And that's what they're doing with these kids.
When they think that they can just leave them in the car or allow them to drown or anything of that nature, they think that they can easily get rid of this kid because, let me tell you, these assholes don't realize that kids are a lifetime commitment.
And once they realize that, that's when you have these episodes of these women throwing their kids in lakes or leaving them in the backs of cars or whatever the case might be.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, man.
That's just how it is nowadays.
It's sick.
It's horrible.
Anyway, man, you want to give some shout-outs, man?
I'll give a shout-out to www.capitalistarmy.com.
Hey, man, thanks a lot, man.
I appreciate your calls every time, man.
You'd be cool, all right?
All right, let it you did, man.
All right, man.
Take it easy.
It's 404, avid caller, avid listener there.
Appreciate his commentary.
Once again, we got sidetracked a little bit because I was talking earlier in the broadcast about single mothers.
So once again, I am prognosticating once again that this summer we're going to see a spike in disgusting, dirty, dishrag slut bags leaving their children in the back of cars in 100-degree weather.
And believe me, the law enforcement is not going to prosecute these mothers.
It's shit.
Excuse my friends, but it's crap.
Anyway, 646-652-4869 is the number to call.
I want to hear from you.
All right.
I want to hear from you for Christ's sake.
All right.
317, what up?
Hey, man.
Can we please go back to watching Dragon Ball Z?
You stupid idiot.
331, what's up?
You're taking too long.
506, what up?
What up?
Hey, 506, what's going on?
You just hung up for Christ's sake?
Jesus Christ.
Why can't you goddamn hand up, you moron?
Why can't you have your hand up?
Anyway, we got Fire Texas.
What's going on, Fire Texas?
You there?
Oh, yeah, Rick Roll, huh?
Never going to give you up.
Give me a freaking break.
What else we got?
We got 859.
What's up?
Good, look up.
Is this the tech guy?
Who is this?
Good hug.
Look up.
Go whack off to a naked picture of Woody Allen, you fruit bowl.
Who else we got?
We got Charlotte.
What's up?
Hello?
Yeah.
Hello.
You know, once again, another ass clown playing a goddamn song on the phone, and it sounds like he's playing it from a freaking eight track.
You know what I'm saying?
A freaking eight-track, for Christ's sake.
We're living in the day and age of digital, for Christ's sake.
And it's the eight-track Betamax player in the background.
Give me a break.
Anyway, 646-652-4869.
I mean, I'm trying to take callers here.
I'm trying to conduct a show.
We're talking about how the Kim Jong-il is in China, taking a trip through China, trying to work an economic deal with the communist government in China.
And, of course, I get nothing but a bunch of agitators, a bunch of ass clowns trying to agitate the program and really don't appreciate it.
So let me go ahead and move on to another subject matter.
Sticking with the subject of China, the manufacturing outlet that actually manufactures iPads and iPhones in China, it's called Foxconn.
It exploded this weekend.
That's right.
I mean, one of the major factories that Assembly Line builds these iPads and these iPhones exploded.
And let me tell you, it may possibly cause a shortage in these electronic widgets that these ass clowns go out and camp out two days, three days a week before it's even put out in the goddamn retail sale.
There are going to be a shortage in iPods and iPads out here because of this explosion in China.
You know, and it calls into question the means of production and the production lines of certain companies and whether or not there should be an expansion of these types of manufacturing assembly lines given the fact that these types of things could happen.
You know, an explosion at Foxconn, for Christ's sake, that means there's going to be a shortage.
There's going to be a shortage of iPods and iPads.
I can just see these ass clowns now, for Christ's sake.
You know what I mean?
I can just see them now.
Anyway, let me take a caller here.
Who else we got?
619.
What's up?
Listen to me.
You've got to get out of here.
You're trying to take my totillas.
Come on, man.
We know you're Mexican.
Stop trying to act like Arnold Schwarzenegger.
What's your problem?
Come on.
Don't be ashamed.
Hey, you're from the 619.
You know you're by the border, so come on, you're a Mexican.
Don't be ashamed about it.
Come on.
Wait, what am I supposed to be talking about anyway?
I don't know what the hell you're supposed to be talking about.
You're the one that called up trying to act like Arnold Schwarzenegger.
I called you out for the goddamn Mexican that you are.
And now you're like, oh, why am I?
I mean, why don't you just say what you're going to say there, Mexican boy?
Because you've got to get out of here.
You're trying to take my tortillas.
They didn't know who he was.
Damn, man.
You know, not only are you a Mexican, but you're like a nerd Mexican, which is the worst kind, for Christ's sake.
A nerd Mexican?
I mean, let me tell you, there's enough, you know, whorebags out there in the Mexican community for you to, you know, put your wee wee in.
And, you know, for you to be sitting on here being this ridiculous in dungeon and dragon type manner is humiliating for Larasa, as far as I'm concerned.
I mean, let me tell you something.
Larasa, you know, you know, all you got to do is be brown and you can get yourself some badass hot tamale whorebag, you know, backing her thing up on your sausage.
So, you know, for you to be sitting over here acting as ridiculous as you are goes to show me that, you know, you're either one of these fat, disgusting, four-eyed, freckled-faced, beaten Mexicans that had way too many, you know, enchiladas in his life, or you're a Mexican that was brought up in a, you know, a pussy-whipped, liberal white area within California, and now you sound like the way you sound.
So, anyway, anyway, I don't want to talk anymore about that.
What I want to talk about is China here.
Once again, the Foxconn manufacturing plant in China that manufactures all the iPads and iPhones, it exploded.
I mean, that plant exploded.
It's going to cause a shortage in iPads and iPhones.
I know that people don't really care about that now, but you wait until the latest iPad and iPhone, you waited the latest iPad and iPhone are put out, and you're going to be suffering because they're going to up the price because of lack of production.
You know it, and I know it.
Anyway, since we've been talking about China and how Kim Jong-gil is visiting China for an economic deal and how the Foxconn manufacturing plant in China has exploded, which could cause a shortage in iPads and iPhones, once again, every time we talk against China, we have to have a member of the communist government of China give a rebuttal on this program.
Because, you know, the communist government of China does not appreciate being criticized without any kind of rebuttal.
And we're going to oblige that rebuttal, so let's just go ahead and allow the communist government of China to give their rebuttal.
Uh, Mr. Fortune Cookie, are you there, sir?
A lot of garbage about the communist government in China.
But you motherfucker don't know that we sit here and do double duty.
Yeah, we play both sides, motherfucker.
Last week, we had Tim Geithner over here eating chopsticks, eating ago out here in China.
This week, we have Kim Jong-il from North Korea.
Kim Jong-il from North Korea coming in here.
We're going to do an economic deal with this matterfucker.
You know it and I know it.
So, all you American motherfuckers out there talking about the communist government in China, we own you, motherfuckers.
We own all you, American motherfuckers.
So, don't sit here and talk garbage about the communist government in China when we are sitting here talking to a Kim Jong-il from North Korea.
Do you understand?
You don't worry about what we're doing.
American Motherfuckers Own You00:15:03
You Americans need to worry about what you motherfuckers are doing.
And for the foxcar manufacturer, the manufacturer, Foxconn, that man on an iPad and they own an iPhone, you don't worry about that.
We're going to fix that up.
We're going to fix it.
Don't worry about it.
No one is going to beat China in manufacturing in the world.
You know it and I know it.
So don't sit here and say that there's going to be a shortage in iPad and iPhone.
There's not going to be no shortage in iPad or iPhone.
We're going to get it straight.
Don't worry about it, motherfucker.
So all you idiot motherfuckers out there talking about the communist government in China, and you ask why we do what we do, we do it for shaming mouth.
We do it for chemical.
That's right.
So you American motherfucker keep talking garbage about the communist government in China.
We're going to stick a chopstick right on your asshole, motherfucker.
We stick a gin suit knife up your asshole.
And there's nothing you American motherfucker can do about it.
Anyway, I have nothing else to say.
I am Mr. Borten Cookie.
Thank you very much.
All right.
Get that idiot out.
Get him off.
Anyway, you heard the communist government of China.
You know, they think that they own our asses.
They don't care that they're doing business with Kim Jong-il.
They don't care that they're out.
They don't care, is what the problem is.
That's why I keep telling everybody out there in the international community in America: you know, we have to expand the manufacturing base out here, and that's all there is to it.
Anyway, I'm going to take some calls.
What do you think about this?
646-652-4869.
We got area code 919.
What's up?
Cogger Off!
Cogs!
Shut up.
253, what up?
You're taking too long, too.
How about Mysterious Lion?
What's up?
Hey, big boy.
Me again, you.
Yeah, you stupid bastard.
859, what's up?
So, yeah, who's your favorite pony?
Mine is Twilight Sparkle.
How about you?
What are you talking about?
You talking about My Little Pony, you sack of crap?
That's an 80s program.
How old are you, you pedo?
How old are you, you freaking pedophile?
My little pony is the best show ever.
And if you deny it, you are.
You sick little prick.
Let me tell you something right now.
I hope you get cancer of the cock, you stupid fruit bowl.
814, what's up?
It's over 9,000.
Here we go with the sentence fragments again with no lulz, huh?
It's over 9,000!
Hey, 4chan, anonymous.
Why don't you, you know, better train your troops to provide lulz for Christ's sake?
I mean, isn't that why y'all do what y'all do?
You know what I'm saying?
For the lulz.
There's no luls going on here.
This is a pathetic excuse of representation of 4chan and anonymous.
Seriously, this is a horrific excuse of this.
You know what I'm saying?
Anyway, let's continue going.
331, what's up?
Hey, you keep hanging up on me.
Just bear with me.
Well, I can understand why I keep hanging up on you.
You sound like a fruity-ass butt lover that's probably servicing the glory hole of RuPaul.
Let's see.
What else we got?
111, what's up?
Hello?
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm sorry about all the trolls, man.
I just.
You sound like a fruity troll.
Get him off.
You sound too fruity to be on this program.
Get him off!
All right, we got Nikki Hamilton.
What's up?
Can't believe what you said tonight, Ghost.
I fucking can't believe it.
What?
I can't believe what you said tonight earlier on.
Usually I think this show is a joke, but it's not tonight.
What's the problem?
What did I say that was so bad?
You said that you were going to trade a Charmander for a Charmeleon.
That makes no sense.
Jesus Christ.
I mean, what are you doing here listening to me?
Shouldn't you be out there looking for Obama saying, oh, yeah, my lad?
Oh, yeah, it's an Obama over here.
We've got an Obama over here in Ireland.
We're going to get a little bit of Guinness and Ireland.
You know what I mean?
Oh, yes, yes.
We're heading out here.
Let me go down here and go to Maluka Charms.
Oh, yes.
I see Obama out here.
We're going to get McGuinness and have him here.
You know what I mean?
Shipping up your horse.
That's right.
We're over here in Ireland.
We're watching Barack Obama over here to a drink of beers like a black man.
You know, supposedly he's supposed to have some kind of Irish roots, whatnot, but they don't have no Irish roots out here, my lad.
All right, that's enough.
Get him off.
Get him off.
Who else we got?
We got Lorem.
What's up?
See, here we go again with these goddamn soundboards once again.
You know what I'm saying?
You know, people calling me up playing soundboards like it's some goddamn big deal.
Let me tell you something, all right?
I've already warned all you assholes, all right?
All you idiots that are making soundboards of me, especially you goddamn jerk offs making YouTube videos about me.
You better cease and desist that crap, all right?
Let me tell you something.
I am taking personal offense to everybody who's making these goddamn YouTube videos about me.
They're making me look like a jagged, and I appreciate it.
All right?
My show.
The show that I conduct is as serious as a heart attack.
Do you understand that, you sorry sacks of crap?
Do you understand that?
This is as serious as a heart attack.
And for you assholes to be sitting here making these goddamn YouTube videos thinking it's a big joke, you know, thinking that my goddamn show is a big joke, thinking this and that.
I'm telling you right now, you sacks of crap.
All right?
I'm warning you.
I'm warning you, idiots.
All right?
Cease and desist all these goddamn YouTube videos if you know what's good for you.
Alright?
If you know what's good for you, you'll stop.
Believe me, I'm taking the proper precautions to get every one of you.
Every one of you, sacks of crap.
Every one of you, cocky.
Every one of you, sacks of crap.
I'm warning you.
I'm working too hard.
Cease and desist these goddamn YouTube videos.
You don't understand how bad this pisses me off.
You don't understand every time I do a goddamn YouTube video search.
Every time I do a goddamn Google search, every time I do a goddamn day search, all I get is this ridiculous nonsense on this ridiculous crap by these loser and in and fortunate bastards.
Good of it, man.
I'm tired of it.
I mean, I'm shooting pearls here.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm shooting pearls.
And look at these people.
[background noise]
I'm sick of being unappreciated around here.
I'm sick of being unappreciated out of here.
It makes me sick, man.
I mean, I try and I try, man.
You know what I mean?
I get jaded.
Yeah, I try to do this broadcast.
I try to spark synthesis in the people's brains.
They're listening throughout the world out here, and they're not listening.
I mean, I'm depressed.
I mean, I can't believe that this is the good new world that I'm going to sit here in palace.
I'm going to sit here and call these losers.
They're going to sit here and profit.
Ha, ha, ha.
That's it.
I'm tired.
I'm sick of this crap.
Where's my fear?
Where's my fear?
You stupid pieces of crap.
Look at these pieces of crap.
Look at these pieces of crap in the cap room.
Screw you.
in the goddamn chat room, you dick of crap!
Where's my goddamn, where's the mic here?
I can't find this goddamn mic anywhere.
Goddamn Mark anywhere!
I gotta go to a break, folks.
I gotta go to a break.
I just can't.
I just can't take notice, man.
You people are pissing me off.
I'm not joking, man.
You people are pissing me off here.
Where's another beer?
Give me another beer.
Here, I got another beer right here.
I got another beer.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Let me have some more beer.
Let me tell you, dumbasses.
I'm going to take a break.
And before I go, I want to give a shout out to all the religious assholes that are out there.
All the religious assholes that are out there that email me up.
That give me all this crap because, oh, I'm not down with your dogma.
I'm not down with your dogma.
Oh, Jesus Christ, my heart. Jesus Christ.
Let's go, John, John, you dumbasses that are out there writing me all these goddamn emails, spreading all these slanderous lies about me on forum posts, on tweets, and on goddamn blogs, saying that I'm some kind of a bad man because I'm not down with Jesus.
I'm not down with Christ.
I'm not down with Buddha.
I'm not down with Muhammad.
I'm not down with any of these people.
And I'm supposed to be what?
Oh, oh, that's wrong.
That's this.
Let me tell you something right now.
This song that I'm about to play.
All right.
This song I'm about to play goes out to all you religious zealots out there that are spreading slanderous lies that are emailing me up all this goddamn consense.
This goes out to all you dogma-worshipping pieces of institutionalist, theocratic crap.
All right?
This is a perfect circle.
Shoot it.
And this goes out to me to all those dogma-worshiping pieces of ridiculous nonsense who continue to pray for these ridiculous deities and continue to be afflicted with bad luck and bad karma.
It's ridiculous.
Engineer, throw on the perfect circle, engineer.
Throw it on.
Right.
Dogma Worshiping Institutional Crap00:04:21
Thank you.
Yeah.
This is for me to you.
That is for me to you.
I'm gonna crap on you for you.
You're such an inspiration for the way that I will never ever shoot to me.
Those old men are me to show you how your faith have abandoned your God.
You're going to your Christmas.
I'm a new man.
And you know why?
You never strive.
Never thought you question why.
Not like you killed someone.
Not all of you drove the angels to his side.
Praise the one who left you broken down in paradise.
Somebody would show you how you've gone with an eye.
And I say no.
No, he's the one.
And this for you.
Never thought you question why.
Not like you killed someone.
It's not like you dropped a fire family to his side.
And so you just cracked it and know the reasons why.
You're listening to Ghost on True Capitalist Radio.
True Capitalist Radio.
Oh, it looks like I heard some of the people's feelings in this broadcast here.
Are you kidding me?
I mean, look at these people out here.
They're like, oh, how can you say that about Jesus?
How can you say that about Jesus?
I mean, give me a break.
All right.
And now people are saying I'm Jewish.
You know what I mean?
Mark Zuckerberg Indoctrinating Kids00:07:01
Well, I'm Jewish now because I don't like Jesus.
You know, I don't like it.
It's not like I don't like Jesus.
But, you know, I don't believe that Jesus is going to help us save humanity or anything of that nature.
Anyway, that was a perfect circle.
Judith was the name of the song there.
I am not Jewish, all you assholes that are claiming that I'm Jewish.
I'm not Jewish.
I use Yarmulka for coffee filters.
So for you idiots to sit over here and claim that I'm Jewish is a false indictment, and you idiots obviously don't know your asses from your elbow.
So let me go ahead and continue on, shall we?
What we have here, all right?
What we have here is what were we talking about?
Oh, yeah, we were talking about China and all that crap.
What I want to talk about now is Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg.
All right.
You want to talk about Jews.
Mark Zuckerberg, Mark Zuckerberg over here has actually come out and said, I don't think there's anything wrong with 13-year-old and under children becoming Facebook members.
I don't think there's anything wrong with that whatsoever.
As a matter of fact, me, Mark Zuckerberg from Facebook, actually likes children under the age of 13 to join Facebook.
I don't see where that's a problem.
I don't understand why that's a problem whatsoever.
You don't understand why that's a problem, Zuckerberg, you stupid ass clown.
All right.
I mean, your goddamn service is being utilized by Woody Allen butt-loving pedophiles to communicate with children under the age of 18 in an attempt to try to implement sexual exploits upon these children.
And you're going to sit over here and say, I don't think there's nothing wrong with children under 13 coming onto Facebook and getting a little Facebook account.
I mean, you know, let me tell you something.
In my personal opinion, there's got to be some skeletons in that closet.
All right?
I'm serious.
There's got to be some skeletons in Mark Zuckerberg's closet for him to sit over here and say, I don't see nothing wrong with 13 years old and under actually coming on the Facebook and that doesn't worry you.
They didn't worry about it.
Don't worry about it.
I think they should go ahead and come along.
It's okay.
You kidding me?
What do you think about this, huh?
646-652-4869.
We got 506 on the horn.
What's up?
Hello?
Yeah.
Yeah, how's it going?
I'm just chilling.
What do you think about Mark Zuckerberg wanting children under the age of 13 to join Facebook?
Well, I think that's a bit pedophiliac or whatever the word is.
I think he should maybe raise it to maybe like 16 or something to keep the pedophiles away.
Oh, absolutely.
I mean, you know, why would Mark Zuckerberg be such a staunch advocate for children under the age of 13 to get on Facebook?
I mean, what's his problem?
I mean, you have any idea?
No, I don't.
Like, speaking of Mark Zuckerberg, Time magazine named him the number one person of the year last year.
I don't even get that because it's probably just because the movie The Social Network came out.
Nobody cared about him in the first place.
It should have been Julian Assange, the WikiLeaks founder.
No, I agree with that.
As a matter of fact, I mean, Julian Assange is actually implementing some major ripples throughout the diplomacy circuit of the international community.
So I agree with you, man.
I mean, Julian Assange is definitely somebody that Anonymous and 4chan should look up to if they want to, you know, conduct themselves in any kind of nefarious activity.
But that's just my opinion.
But you're absolutely right.
I don't understand why Zuckerberg was the most important person last year.
Once again, it was probably because of that stupid movie, The Social Network.
But look, once again, remember before Facebook, remember before Facebook, we had MySpace?
And everybody, everybody was on MySpace.
Everybody.
I mean, everybody was like, yeah, look at me.
I'm going to utilize other people's creativity to show that I've got individuality.
So I'm going to put this song, I'm going to put somebody else's little videos, I'm going to put somebody else's pictures and all this other stuff.
And that makes me an individual because look at me.
I'm on MySpace, and I'm using other people's creativity to define me as an individual.
Well, MySpace came and went.
I mean, remember, I mean, MySpace seemed like it wasn't even going to fall at any point in time.
Then came Facebook, and why Facebook became such a big deal, I have no idea.
But in my personal opinion, I think it's going to be a trend that's going to die just like MySpace did.
You know what I'm saying?
Seriously, I mean, I think it's going to die just like MySpace did.
You know, the internet, as far as user-generated content is concerned, in my personal opinion, is going to die down.
The people are going to finally realize that they are being had.
They're being utilized by Facebook and all these other social networking sites to create demographic and psychographic type of profiles against people so that they can sell to advertisers, for Christ's sake.
It's stupid.
It's ridiculous.
And why do you think Mark Zuckerberg actually wants, all right?
Why do you think he wants 13-year-olds and under to be a part of Facebook?
Because he wants to make sure that Facebook doesn't end up like MySpace and some thing of antiquity in digital past.
You understand what I'm saying?
And not to mention, you know, you got people on the chat room saying I deleted my Facebook.
Well, yeah, maybe you think you deleted your Facebook, but inevitably, it's no secret that Mark Zuckerberg keeps everybody's information, everybody's blogs and pictures.
It's on the data center file.
All right?
You never, you know, once you're on Facebook, you're on there for life.
All right?
There's no deleting your profile.
There's no deleting your pictures.
I mean, you know, you should read the fine print.
Mark Zuckerberg owns your likeness.
He owns all the information that you put on Facebook.
You know, he owns this crap.
And why do you think he wants people under the age of 13 so he can indoctrinate them into believing that, oh, I have to go on Facebook to have a social life.
Zuckerberg Owns Your Likeness00:02:30
Huh?
to have a social life.
We got, who else we got here?
Let's take some calls here.
We got Mike Loon or whatever.
Mike Loon, you there?
Hello?
Yeah.
Hello?
Yeah.
Now you're taking too long, you idiot.
Play with shadows.
What's up?
And you're taking too long, too, you milky ligger.
724, what's up?
Spermy the cat.
Spermy the freaking cat.
Are you kidding me?
Get that stupid soundboard off there.
Get it off for Christ's sake.
I've already told you, idiots, to cease and desist those goddamn soundboards.
Cease and desist those goddamn YouTube videos.
And this is the last warning.
This is the last warning to you idiots, man.
You're really starting to piss me off.
You stupid scums bucket scumbags.
You're really pissing me off.
Pieces of dick snot.
Anyway, 973, you're on the horn.
I just wanted to comment on how big of a racist you are.
Why am I a racist?
Explain.
I mean, all right, every fucking show with the get the minority bullshit, the 619, every time somebody from 619 calls up, you call them a Mexican.
You imply that they're dirty Mexicans before you had a Mexican caller and you said he was Asian, and you said that's even worse, implying that you don't like that minority.
Oh, come on.
Here we go again.
I'm some kind of a grand dragon because some fruity ass, feminized sounding fruit bowl says I am, huh?
Let me tell you something.
A racist would imply that I want another race to be superior to every other race.
That's what makes a racist.
All right?
If you think that I want cracker-ass crackers to be superior, I think that you are dead wrong because I could care less about these damn cheese whiz guzzling, hee-haw watching, trailer park living, ass clowns that are out here in white trailer park trash America.
I mean, you're inferring that I'm trying to put them on a higher pedestal than every other trash in every other type of ghetto or Mexican barrio or whatever the case might be.
Facebook Anti-Social Homework Tool00:04:41
All right?
I mean, the bottom line is I don't care about cracker ass crackers.
I don't care about any of this nonsense.
I think culturalism is, how can I put it, a mechanism created to basically divide humanity.
And it is what has been utilized by a variety of different systems.
Theocracy, political romanticism, nationalism.
It's been utilized by all this nonsense.
All this nonsense so that they can control humanity.
So anybody who's going to oblige this cultural nonsense is an idiot.
You're only putting yourself into your own serfdom, in my personal opinion.
Let me tell you something.
We actually got a representative from Facebook according to my switchboard here.
We got a representative from Facebook on the line here.
Apparently, Facebook did not like my particular criticisms of its social network.
So, Facebook representative, are you there, sir?
Hello?
Facebook representative?
Hello, there you go.
Yeah, we can hear you.
Yeah, this is Tad Robertson.
I'm a representative from Facebook, and I just caught wind that you're doing a broadcast where you have a problem with us opening up the Facebook to under 13-year-old children.
I don't see, I don't think you really understand what we're trying to do here, Ghost.
I know you're a cat boy.
Explain to us exactly what you're trying to do by promoting that children under the age of 13 should go out and make Facebook accounts.
What are you trying to do?
Well, you know, these kids, they're all in school.
They've got a lot of homework, a lot of pressure on them.
And I think that through the power of Facebook, what these kids can do is they can study for tests together.
They can keep up with their homework assignments.
We see a lot of Facebook as a great tool for young people to stay in contact with their friends and exchange homework advice.
It sounds like you're double talking here, sir.
It sounds like you're double-talking and trying to avoid the $20 million question of, well, what about the pedophiles who utilize all the information that you provide on Facebook openly to the public, utilizing that to basically exploit children under the age of 18 for sexual gratification purposes?
I mean, why don't you explain a little bit of that?
That is not the idea here, Ghost.
Okay, we're looking at now.
Mr. Zuckerberg has a very distinctive plan that he's trying to put into play here.
He wants to use Facebook for preteens to use this simply as something for them as a tool to complete their schoolwork.
Okay?
This is not for socializing.
Come on.
We know Facebook is here.
It's a tool.
It's for us to make our children better all-around individuals.
And we need to educate them and Facebook.
You're making them anti-social, sir.
You're making them antisocial by sitting online trying to poke and nudge and thumbs up every single thing in the back of a computer when they should be out there in general public trying to interact with actual people.
I don't know if you've been watching my show or listening to my show, but there's a lot of ass clowns who attempt to call up and they have no personalities because they have no personality because of you and your social network.
They don't have to talk.
They don't have to articulate their ideas.
They don't have to communicate nothing.
Yeah, I know.
We're working on that.
We're working on that, Ghost.
All right.
We've got some apps in the works.
So, you know, we'll be able to bring these kids into the 21st century with the new technology.
It's going to be great, Ghost.
Trust me.
It's already worked great for everybody over 13.
So now we're just going to bring the same magic to everybody under 13.
I mean, what are you talking about?
Facebook is the number one cause of divorce in America, and you want to bring that to the kids under the age of 13?
Are you kidding me?
Well, kids under 13 aren't even married, Ghost, so they don't have to worry about being divorced now, do they?
Oh, Jesus Christ, you sick son of a bitch.
Get him off, man.
Get them off.
I mean, you didn't hear this crap.
I mean, this is America here, man.
Harold Camping End Of World00:03:35
I'm not I'm not joking.
Anyway, let me move on, man.
We only got eight minutes left in the show.
Jesus Christ, I don't even I didn't even realize we were already this much behind on schedule.
Anyway, let me run through the last thing.
Anyway, we got an ex-aide for Sarah Palin publishing a tell-all book about this dunce from Alaska about how she was an incompetent Eskimo bimbo and loved utilizing the victim role to advance her political career.
So we were going to talk about that.
I also want to talk about this old whimbag, Harold Camping, this asshole who was the one who was promoting this goddamn end of the world crap.
I knew it was going to be a bunch of crap, and it's no coincidence that this idiot has done it more than once, prognosticating the end of the world.
And if you look at Mr. Harold Camping's pocketbook, $80 million, $80 million he raised on you idiots for believing that the end of the world was going to happen on May 21st.
80 million!
So he's laughing his old prostate-infected ass of the bank.
Moreover, the mother that actually injected her child, her eight-year-old daughter with supposed Botox, is coming out and saying that it was a farce, that she was paid to do it by the sun tabloids out there in the UK, that it was a farce, that they did this for money.
As a matter of fact, that the woman's name that was reported on the initial report about Botox mom injecting an eight-year-old girl with Botox injections, her name in the report was Carrie Campbell, but her actual name is Sheena Upton.
Yeah, that's her actual name, Sheena Upton.
And this bimbo is actually claiming that, oh, it's not fair.
I was paid to falsify a bunch of crap for the sun.
Yeah, the sun tabloids out there in the UK.
They say they paid me for it and all this other nonsense.
So Sheena Upton, Carrie Campbell, whatever your name is, you still deserve an ITUNer backhand to the back of your fucking grill.
Excuse my French.
All right.
And not to mention, I wanted to end on this goddamn American Idol Fruit Bowl infatuation.
You know what I mean?
We got this Scotty McQueery, right?
Scotty McQueery out here, who's supposed to be the favorite for the American Idol winner, for Christ's sake.
I mean, what is it with America and assholes who bounce around stages like they got a hamster in their shit funnel?
Can somebody explain that to me?
What is America's infatuation with fruity ass, you know, disgusting pink team playing feminized physical attribute fruit bowls?
Can somebody explain to me what is the idea behind, oh yes, Scotty McQuee, Scotty McQuee, I love him and I've got to have him.
And man, man, man.
I mean, he's a fruit, man.
He's a goddamn fruit.
And everybody thinks, oh, look at him.
He's so adorable.
I mean, look at his ass.
He looks just so great.
Aww.
Anyway, that's about enough.
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Anyway, let's take some shout outs before the uh show closes off.
Here we got ten, open the door.
11, get on the floor.
Twelve, everybody walk.
We got one, uh, get that idiot out, get him out.
We got uh the dinosaur.
One the dinosaur, what's going on?
One the dinosaur.
We got one the rectum smasher Dee, Jesus Christ.
We got two huge Textan.
We got 4chan, a bad case of trolls.
We got aids for breakfast, aids for lunch, aids for dinner, aids for stress con, alcoholic aliens, anal seepage and and nine, three anonymous socks, baby butthole ah, Jesus Christ, Ballzac.
We got uh banana cannon.
We got Bruise, big Bruce, big dog, bloody diarrhea, bloody tampon, Broado Faggins.
We got uh Button Munch cap and CORE Candle.
JACK, Carnival Valdi.
We got cat pooper.
We got Kayla Jefferson, ceiling cat chairman MAO, check my doubles.
Christian Bale, COLD BOAR.
Uh, CR NEW uh, Crapitalist.
Get that asshole out here, get him out, get that sorry sack of crap out of here.
We got Debbie Daly.
We got Derp in the nation, Desert ROSE in the place.
We got Deez Even.
Uh, dog poop sniffer.
We got Donald Veber.
Duke Nukem Eyes uh, some crap.
We got Ferret.
We got future DMB.
Get that idiot after future DMB out of here.
Get him out.
Get all those idiots after future DMB, get him out.
Get them out now.
Get him out.
Get those stupid Soviet bastards out of, get him out.
We've got Gog Magog.
We got a whole, a whole bunch of guests.
For Christ's sake, what's up to all the guests up in the place?
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We got her Madure.
I'm depressed.
I support ghost.
I'm Ryder, user Jem's 93.
We got Jerome Woodstock, John Bran, John, I don't know what I'm saying, Ki U, Kyle Menoro.
We got My Kids, Max Talk.
We got My Kids again, Meno Mim, Menstrel Gash.
That's disgusting.
We got Mr. Corn Blatt, Mud Kibps for Life, Niagara Wold, Nigerian, Nipple Scoops, Nozart, Overlord Momo, Pinchewer, Poop, Foop, Racist, Scrooge McDuck, Shotgun Jesus, Single Mommy, Skinny Hippo, Smell My Poop, The Idiot Sperme.
We got Steve Mania, Todd, Taylor Perry, The Guy 1337.
We got two-headed Urban Umsuka, Vince in the Bay.
We got Wall Wired Wild Wob Wob, Woomboo, and YouTube Ghost in the place.
Anyway, once again, folks, thank you very much for tuning in with me.
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You know it and I know it.
And not to mention, folks, I mean, follow me on Twitter.
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