Ghost critiques LinkedIn's $94 IPO as a dot-com bubble repeat while analyzing market volatility and Obama's Middle East warnings. He mocks European austerity protesters, defends his scotch consumption against alcoholism accusations, and attacks Howard Stern. The broadcast escalates into explicit caller banter involving racial slurs, sexual fetishes, and drug anecdotes, including a heroin-distributing child and a lottery winner collecting food stamps. Ultimately, Ghost promotes his "Capitalist Army" website, urging listeners to reject government entitlements and embrace unregulated capitalism amidst chaotic, offensive interactions. [Automatically generated summary]
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True Capitalist Radio.
I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
The badass of business.
Give him capitalism or give him death.
That's it.
Period.
Broadcasting from his skylight office studios in beautiful downtown Austin, Texas.
You sound fruitier than a box of fruit loops, for Christ's sake.
And now, he'll take it from here.
Your host, the prognosticator of prognosticators, the man they call...
Go Me.
And thank you for tuning in with me to another edition of True Capitalist Radio.
And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
This is episode number 91.
That's right, ladies and gentlemen, episode 91 of the True Capitalist Broadcast.
And I want to thank everybody for tuning in.
Before we go into anything else, I'd like for everybody to please retweet the broadcast.
All right, go to the Twitter, the social networks, the forums, the blogs, spread around like wildfire and let everybody know that True Capitalist Radio is ineffective in the house.
But we have a lot of things to talk about today.
Let me tell you, even though we had mixed economic data, we had bad real estate data coming out.
We also had some mixed data coming out for the unemployment numbers that came out today.
But what really fueled the market, believe it or not, was this ridiculous LinkedIn initial public offering, folks.
I cannot believe the overspeculation that we're having.
And this just goes to show you what kind of a helter-skelter, impulsive buying market that we're in, for Christ's sake.
All right?
Now, let me get to this real quick.
Before we get started, you have some little buttons underneath your players there.
You know what I'm saying?
You get your little players going on over there.
Well, you've got to tweet this button, a Facebook thumbs up button, and share this button.
Use and abuse those buttons, baby.
But anyway, let's talk about LinkedIn before we get into the markets, FERCS, excuse me, first.
Anyway, we're talking about how the IPO yesterday, after yesterday's trading, it was initially offered at $45 a share.
All right.
Believe it or not, it was selling today.
All right.
As soon as they hit the market, as soon as the markets opened up in the equities markets, the shares more than doubled to $61.41.
All right.
And then at some point, at its highest point today, LinkedIn's initial public offering went up as high as $106.41 a freaking share.
I mean, can you believe this crap?
This is why I'm saying, folks, helter-skelter market out here.
I know there's individuals that are probably holding some equities that aren't basically gracing favorably towards this impulsive investor.
But once again, if you have the three keys to success for an equity, and that's good fundamentals, you've got demand at least within the next three to five years, and you've got potential profits or already profits in the bag.
Let me tell you something.
It's all gravy.
It's all gravy.
These idiot investors are going to get bit in their ass.
I can only imagine the ass clown that actually bought LinkedIn's IPO at $106.41, for Christ's sake.
I wonder when the hell he's going to get that back.
Anyway, I think it closed out today at about $94 in change is what the close was for LinkedIn.
LinkedIn, for Christ's sake.
And have you seen the guy who started this, Reed Hoffman, the founder of LinkedIn?
I mean, let me tell you, I'm sure he's riding himself into the bank.
I'm not hating on this guy.
Obviously, he's a capitalist.
He saw an opportunity, wanted to ride the coattails of the whole social networking media.
But you could tell this guy is just going right to the Sizzler.
All right.
Well, screw the Sizzler.
He's probably going to Morton's, all right, and buying at least every stake on the menu because this guy has already been living large if you've seen a picture of him, for Christ's sake.
There's about three chins in the picture that I'm seeing right here.
But I'm telling you right now, this guy is living large.
What was the valuation?
The valuation was as high as $11.6 billion.
All right?
It's ridiculous.
I just don't even want to talk.
Let me just get to the markets.
Anyway, that's what's fueling the markets, folks.
We would have had a down day had LinkedIn not had its initial public offering and gone ballistics because we did have mixed economic data.
So let me get through the markets.
They don't want to take your calls.
Dow Jones Industrials closes out today at 12,605.30 points.
And that's an increase of 45.14 points, a percentage increase of 0.36%.
S ⁇ P 500 closes out today at 1,343.60, an increase of 2.92 points, a percentage increase of 0.22%.
We got the NASDAQ closing out today at 2,823.31, increase of 8.31%, a percentage increase of 0.30%.
Actually, it was 831 points if I said percent before.
Sorry.
I'm doing like 80 different things at once, for Christ's sake.
Anyway, commodities did take the dive.
This is where the traditional investor finally started going back to the traditional roots.
When you usually have a spike in equities, you're going to see a sell-off in commodities.
And that's exactly what we saw today, folks.
Let's take a look at commodities and see where it went.
We got Brent crude oil down 84 cents, closing out today at $111.46 per barrel of Brent crude oil.
And of course, Brent crude is the oil shipped off to Europe and Asia.
Gasoline futures increased modestly today for some reason.
I guess people are speculating on gas not going down given the fact that we're going to have high demand this summer.
People are going to go out for trips and vacations, fuel costs and airlines, so on and so forth.
It's up $1.75 today.
We've got heating oil futures down 94 cents.
Natural gas futures saw a dramatic sell-off.
It was down 10 cents, a percentage decrease of 2.50%.
We've got gasoline.
Oh, excuse me, I already said gasoline.
We got WTI crude going down, for Christ's sake.
We saw it going up this morning.
We saw the numbers saying that we have actually more stockpile than we actually anticipated.
So, lo and behold, WTI sweet crude going down $1.59, closing out today to $98.51 per barrel of WTI sweet crude.
WTI sweet crude, $98.51 per barrel of sweet crude today.
Let's talk about agriculture.
Canola is up $3.60.
Cocoa futures are down $16.
We got coffee futures sell-offs at, you know, it's down $6.35.
We got corn futures, a modest sell-off, not much.
We could see more price come down up that goddamn corn, for Christ's sake.
I'm sick and tired of paying $1.
$1 for an ear of corn.
I'm sick of this crap.
But corn modestly sell-off today, $1.50.
We've got cotton down $4.21, a percentage decrease of 2.63%.
Hopefully, that means that these ass clowns are going to stop shopping at Ed Hardy and having man boobs and man nipples being shown off by shirts that's eight times too small into fruit bowls.
We've got wheat down $5.
We've got sugar just basically down dramatic amounts.
Jesus Christ, I would have hated have been trading sugar futures today down $1.3, a percentage decrease of 4.5%.
Or excuse me, 4.51%.
Excuse me, 4.51%.
We've got lumber futures up $7.50, a percentage increase of 3.34%.
We've got oat futures down $3.
We've got soybean oil futures down 16 cents.
And we've got wool going up $14.
All right.
And of course, we were going to have some sell-offs in the metals because if we're seeing increases in equities, we're going to see decreases in commodities in general.
That's exactly what happened.
Commodities today are down.
Copper down $5.85, a percentage decrease of 1.43%.
We've got gold down $1.50 closing out today at $1,494.30 per troy ounce of gold.
We've got silver closing out today minus 12 cents, closing out today at $34.97 per troy ounce of silver.
We've got live cattle futures down $1.67.
You know what?
I hope this means that I'm not going to have to pay so much for a goddamn T-bone steak anymore.
I'm sick and tired of these food prices going up for Christ's sake.
I love prime rib.
I love T-bone steaks, sirloin steaks.
I mean, you know, the cow is a great animal.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, it was meant to eat.
It's a stupid, dumb animal.
You raise it, it just grazes around, eats, you know, hay, corn, whatever the hell it eats.
And lo and behold, you know, you slaughter it up and it provides good nutrition to a whole bunch of peeps.
All right, so let me tell you, hopefully we come down on this price out here, especially when I go to these five-star restaurants like Perry's out here in Austin, Texas, and Morton's and The Palm, these types of places.
I'm sick and tired of them keep continuing to give me this crap that, oh, we've got to, you know, pass off the price on use.
Shut up.
Anyway, we got cattle feeder futures going down also $1.35.
And lean hog futures for all you assholes that like to shove a couple of ham bones down that gullet of yours.
They're down 12 cents.
And that, my friends, is the markets for your ass.
Anyway, folks, thank you very much for tuning in with me.
It is Thursday.
I guess, what is it?
Two days, three days before the end.
Is everybody scared about that?
We're seeing billboards all over the place for Christ's sake.
The rapture's coming.
It's coming down this Saturday, May 21st.
I mean, are you kidding me?
Jesus Christ.
Is everybody really buying this?
Is everybody really buying this crap?
I mean, just because a couple of nonprofits calling themselves religious, doctrinated imbeciles are out here scraping enough money from their flock to buy a couple of damn billboards and a couple of commercials and a couple of newspaper advertisements.
Well, we're just going to go ahead and say, oh, it's the end of the world.
It's the end of the world.
Oh, no.
Give me a break.
Let me tell you something.
Don't be making any kind of lifetime plans anticipating that you're not going to live after Saturday because Sunday's going to come back around, buddy, all right?
Threatening Global Situation00:03:30
Anyway, let's talk about that later.
But I mean, once again, folks, if you're worried about certain positions that you have in the market and you're a long-term investor, don't even worry about it.
If you've got good fundamentals and if your company's got cash on hand, they've got demand in their future.
They're pretty good in the market sector that they reside in.
There's potential profits.
I mean, the whole ninja just hold on to them.
I mean, you can try to get on these gravy trains that are coming out as it relates to these new tech stocks that are coming out.
It seems to me like it's 1999 all over again.
Huh?
Is this what we're doing in Wall Street for Christ's sake?
We're going to power it till it's 1999, Maine.
But once again, this is all hype.
You know, stick with your investments.
You should be okay.
Anyway, I want to talk a little bit about something else here.
646-652-4869 is the number to call.
But I want to talk about Obama coming out today and saying to the Israelis, saying, and it's one of the first presidents that I know that is a sitting president that has told Israel, and they basically told Israel that they need to go back to the 1967 borders, which has been something that the Palestinians in the region that's been distributed, or distributed, disputed,
the region that's been disputed in this region, this is what has been at war, and this is what we have been continuing to deal with as it relates to the Middle Eastern uncertainty.
Now, Obama, you know, I don't know what he's doing.
He's just kind of saying, hey, let me tell you something, Israel.
You're going to have to go to 1967 borders, and you have to stop the occupation.
And I guess that maybe he got some advice hoping that if he was to somehow come out publicly with this, that this so-called Arab Spring, this so-called Arab Spring that's rising all over the international community, you know, I mean, you know, hopefully it'll come in his way and it'll come in line with his propaganda.
It'll come in line with his way of thinking.
I have no idea.
You know?
I just have no idea what's going on.
And let me tell you, I don't know what the official response is to Israel, but I'm telling you, Israel is not going to be happy.
You know, they expect a certain level of protection by the United States based upon its perceived borders and settlements and so on and so forth.
So let me tell you, this right here, you know, you want to talk about the end or a biblical, whatever you want to talk about it.
I mean, I think it's just rather coincidental.
But once again, I think that you have these religious people that are just trying to coincide what they have been indoctrinated with for the past, you know, however long they've been roaming this earth.
And they're trying to make it come to fluition because they're a bunch of nut jobs, you know, to be honest with you.
And I think that, I mean, I don't know what to say about Obama about this.
You know what I mean?
You know, right when I think that he's doing some imbecilic, ridiculous idea, you know, he throws a curveball in essence of trying to, I guess, I don't know if Bill Clinton's hooking him up.
I don't know.
Howard Stern Controversy00:06:04
I want to hear from you.
What do you think about him throwing this curveball and saying, hey, we want Israel to go back to the 1967 borders when Israel is actually wanting to expand their settlements and they want to expand their settlements going into Palestine?
It's a real threatening situation that could potentially become dangerous.
I want to hear from you.
646-652-4869.
I guess this is Obama flexing nuts.
Let's see.
We've got JJ or Jamie Allen.
What's going on, Jamie Allen?
Hi there.
Is it the Krusty Krab?
No, but your mother's got crustaceans in her uterus pipe that look like crabs.
But, you know, thanks for calling.
We got 109.
What's up, Jesus Christ?
Why don't you get off the 486SX that you got from the damn swap meet and get something in the now, asshole.
That's why you can't, you know, we can't hear your little We can't hear it because your stupid, dumbass little net zero 144 internet connection just can't upload the sound packets up to the server so we can all hear it there, you stupid moron.
Let's go on to somebody.
I mean, I'm going to just call on people with phone numbers because it's obvious that most of these ass clowns out here don't even have the internet power to kind of push the voice packets or the audio packets up to the server so that we can all listen and hear what they have to say.
Anyway, 906, you're on the horn.
Is this Howard Stern?
No, I think, but your mother, I think, cleans his balls every now and then.
You know what I'm saying?
So, you know, once you go down to that prostate-infected piece of garbage's radio show on Sirius Radio, right?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, we're serious because we've got Howard Stern.
We've got some old prostate-infected whimbag that left his family so he can, you know, bang or attempt to bang some blonde bimbo that probably just rations out the poontang like maybe once, twice a year, you know, maybe on Howard's birthday, maybe on Jesus' birthday.
Well, you know, Howard's Jewish, right?
Well, you know, maybe, I don't know, maybe he gets like, you know, a different sexual act, you know, distributed upon him for the menorah.
You know what I mean?
Was it an eight days?
So day one, hand job, you know?
Day two, you know, feet job, you know.
Day three, you know, who I'm, I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't care.
But I know for a fact that Howard Stern is not tagging that on a consistent basis because, first of all, he can't.
He's an old wimbag, all right?
He's old.
When you're old, you can't be banging four to five hours a night.
All right?
Let me tell you this right now.
Why do you think they have in the Viagra commercials?
If you have an erection lasting more than four hours, contact some emergency response immediately.
Because it's going to make this poor old sack of quap have a heart attack.
All right?
So you mean to tell me that Howard Stern left his family, left his daughters, left everybody so he could just tag some bimbo who, let's be honest, he is funding this bimbo's career.
All right?
You know it.
I know it.
Funding this bimbo's career.
And yet.
What, what, we're supposed to somehow praise this guy as some sort of a cool character in pop culture.
There's nothing cool about this idiot.
There's nothing cool about this moron.
I mean, do women go into his show like some of these starlets that he's supposed to be interviewing.
Do they come in smitten over this idiot?
No, they don't.
On the contrary, they're reluctant to even talk to this stupid old wrinkled piece of wig-wearing piece of garbage.
You know what I'm saying?
They're not smitten.
You think they're creaming out of their pantyhose talking to Howard Stern like he's some cool guy?
He's a moron.
So anyway, I'm sick and tired of hearing Howard Stern's voice or his name.
Even on this broadcast, he's a piece of trash.
You can tell him I said that.
Anyway, before we got off on that tirade about that stupid open whimbag, it was a Howard Stern.
We were talking about how Obama is basically telling Israel.
You know, today it came out and told Israel that we need to negotiate back to the 1967 borders.
And I'm telling you, I know this is not going to go very well to Israel.
You know, it's not going to go very well.
It's going to they're not going to respond very positively to this.
As a matter of fact, you know, given the fact that you've got Obama going out for a 2012 campaign, I guess you can kind of write off the Jewish contingent of donors off of the contribution list there, Obama campaign.
I mean, you know, Israel, you know, it's got a fairly high wealthy contingent within America here.
And as a matter of fact, a lot of that contingent was, you know, a lot of the people that funded him in the 2008 campaign.
You know, and here he is saying that, hey, we're going back to the 1967 borders.
And I've just never seen such a thing.
I'm not saying I'm against it.
I'm not saying I'm for it.
But it is a curveball.
It is unreal.
I want to hear what you have to say about it.
All right.
I want to hear what you have to say about it.
Once again, I'm speculating that he's trying to play to this whole Arab spring that's happening throughout the international community.
This uprising that's happening with the Arab community.
I think that he's trying to play to that.
He's trying to tap into the psyche behind that.
I don't know.
I'm just trying to speculate once again.
646-652-4869.
I want to hear from you.
We got 111.
What's going on?
Unstable Middle East Tensions00:15:02
Hello, Ghost.
Is this true coming?
Yeah, you sound like a fruit bowl right off the bat.
I can tell right off the bat that you're a space cadet.
Just by listening to your voice, I can tell that whoever's talking or whatever chemical reaction that's going on in your brain that's making you talk, it's not a mental synapse.
It's just like some animal reacting in the wild to some sort of other reaction.
I mean, it's just stupid.
You can tell the stupidity in people.
Hey, Ghost, sir, King, Ghost, give me a goddamn break.
Who else we got?
We got Adam Jong.
What's up, Adam Jung?
Hey, good evening.
Is this the truth coming in this radio show?
No, it's not.
But next time you talk to me, it's not Harrow.
It's Hello.
Okay, Mr. Jung, okay?
You need to practice on that, all right?
It's not harrow.
It's hello.
Can you practice that with me, Mr. Jung?
Well, you know how it's doing, right?
No, I'm saying, practice that with me, all right?
I know I've just yanked you out of the rice patty closet, but what I'm trying to get you to do is talk appropriately in a world society that's going to embrace English.
So it's not hero, it's hello.
Can you say that, Jung?
I'll try to do it in English.
I kind of figured you couldn't.
Anyway, maybe if you'd stop using chopsticks and embracing a fork, maybe you'd start understanding where I'm coming from.
Anyway, I want to say what's up to everybody out here who's chilling with me.
I'm drinking on some Johnny Walker black label this time around.
You know what I'm saying?
Johnny Walker black label.
It's not blue label, but not every day can you go out and buy a $400 bottle of scotch.
So cheers to everybody out there who's listening in.
Cheers.
Let me go ahead and take a sip of this.
It's good stuff, man.
Really good stuff.
And all you idiots that are sitting over here saying that I'm some kind of a drunk or an alcoholic, I'm a connoisseur, you assholes.
All right?
I mean, why don't you get that through your thick head?
That's something that you simpletons out here that are collecting entitlements can't understand.
You wouldn't understand appreciation and being a connoisseur or an aficionado of some sort.
I'm not out here sipping the same damn thing.
I'm not out here sipping on cheap-ass Billy Carter beer on a consistent basis.
I'm not out here sipping on cheap-ass bottles of hooch.
I'm out here getting the best, baby.
You understand?
I'm getting blended and single-malted scotch.
I'm sipping on cognac.
You understand?
I mean, I'm popping bottles for Christ's sake.
What the hell are you doing?
Huh?
Yeah, I bet you're getting, you know, what the hell is that crap?
A blue ribbon or some crap.
With a lone star or whatever the hell they're selling out here that's cheap.
You know, you're probably getting that crap that's just got that black and white label.
It's all white label with black letters.
It just says beer.
Silly bastards.
Anyway, I'm a connoisseur.
You idiots continue to call me an alcoholic all you want to.
I'm sipping on some nice ass scotch while you're sitting over there chafing your pecker shaft, listening to my voice for Christ's sake.
Anyway, let me go ahead and take a sip of this.
It's good stuff, man.
All right, let's go ahead and take another caller here.
We got who the hell else we got?
We got 505 on the horn.
What's up?
He died.
Here's another sentence fragment ridden piece of young garbage.
Once again, I mean, did anybody hear what this idiot said for Christ's sake?
Look at this.
He said two words, two syllables, and we're supposed to be like, oh, that's a lot of lols, dude.
Oh, that's a lot of lols.
I mean, this is why America's being flushed down the toilet morons.
I mean, do you understand this?
The unoriginality of America.
I mean, the only thing America knows how to do is go into a breadline and beg for more money from the government or from the taxpayers.
That's all America knows how to do any longer.
You know what I mean?
I mean, why do you think that they're pissed off at the Mexicans coming over here from the border and the illegal immigrants?
Why do you think that they're pissed off?
Because the Mexicans are the ones out here working.
They're out here making a living better than they are on welfare, and they're pissed off about it.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, 505, can you sputter out something else other than a goddamn sentence fragment?
I mean, can you say a complete sentence?
Can you say something as if you had a pair of balls, you stupid little twit?
I'm talking to you, 505.
Stop sitting over there playing with your goddamn Peter Popper.
You're on the goddamn microphone.
Won't you say something, boy?
Do you hear this idiot?
I mean, I can hear you breathing, for Christ's sake.
I can hear you breathing.
And you called me up.
You're trying to get lulz.
Everybody's lulling at you.
Can you say anything else other than a sentence fragment 505, you stupid young dumbass peach fuzz on the NADS having milky liquor?
There he goes, breathing hard again.
Lead him.
This is America, folks.
You see, it's easy for this moron to just go, oh, it's easier for him to do that than to actually spark synapses in his simplistic, dumb, imbecilic brain to conjure up a sentence.
This is why I'm telling you, folks, we're going down.
And if it is the end of the world this Saturday, I can't wait.
Are you kidding me?
I can't wait for these dumb idiots to be so, I mean, I can't wait for them to be screaming in the streets, punching themselves in the head.
They're like, I can't believe it.
Not now.
Not now.
I didn't get to be the American idol.
It's not now.
Give me a break.
Anyway, 646-652-4869.
Look, the end of the world's not happening Saturday, all right?
But, you know, I know you idiots want to sit over here and hypersensationalize yourselves so that you can, I don't know, make the adrenaline rush within your body like a bunch of milky liquors.
I don't know.
But anyway, let me go ahead and take some calls here.
251, what's up?
Jesus Christ, why don't you turn down the radio asshole?
All right?
If you're calling me up, you can obviously hear me on the phone.
Why don't you turn down the goddamn radio?
Stupid morons.
You know, and I don't appreciate people sitting over here saying on the chat room that I don't believe in God or something.
All right?
Go screw yourselves.
All you milky-licking pieces of crap sitting over here saying I don't believe in God.
How the hell do you know?
I've already told you.
I'm not some goddamn atheist.
What do you think that you think we came out of the asshole of a chimp?
Is that what you think I believe?
You think that we just, you know, chimps just came along and just kind of, I don't know, just started doing each other up the ass, and then out came some albino, no-hair-having chimp.
I mean, give me a break, obviously.
Give me a break.
I'm not an atheist, for Christ's sake.
I mean, what do we, what was the other atheist or the evolution's tale?
Oh, yeah, we were a fish, right?
We were some goddamn fish that, you know, beached ourselves.
And, you know, for some reason, while we were beached for, like, I don't know, 10,000 years or something, we decided to grow legs.
You know, we decided to grow legs and arms, and then a thumb came along.
We got a posable thumb.
I mean, just give me a goddamn break, all right?
I'm not a goddamn atheist, you know, you stupid sacks of garbage that are sitting over here flapping your fat Cheeto-stained fingers on the keyboard.
You don't know your asses from your elbow, you stupid moron.
Anyway, once again, we were talking about Obama telling Israel to go back to the 1967 borders with Palestine.
That's what we're talking about.
This is an unprecedented thing said by a precedent.
All right?
This is unbelievable.
And, you know, I think that Israel is going to act very negatively.
I wouldn't be surprised to see some kind of a military action independent unilaterally by Israel as it relates to something that they deem threatening by their border.
Wouldn't be surprised if Israel went into Syria, or I wouldn't be surprised if Israel went into Iran unilaterally because of Obama embracing this idea.
Now, I don't want that to happen, but we all know how hardline Israel kind of is on these borders and on these settlements, so on and so forth.
So, this is pretty unbelievable, man.
I mean, I want to hear from you.
646-652-4869.
We got 317 on the horn.
What's up?
How are you doing, Ghost?
How's it going?
Not too bad.
I just want to call in and say that you're an American hero and that everybody who's been calling a fucking idiot.
Oh, man.
Thanks a lot, man.
I appreciate it, man.
Do you have anything to say about what Obama's doing with the Israeli situation here?
I don't have anything to say about that, but I do have a lot of mud kits.
Oh, well, hey, man, you know, keep collecting them and make sure that they don't go by the pool that's closed because of age.
All right, man.
Putty, are you kidding me?
I mean, you're one of the idiots that actually are keeping that meme alive.
Jesus could get this idiot off.
Get him off!
Anybody who keeps that meme alive is an idiot.
Seriously, that is stupid.
That is just stupid.
That's as stupid as the stupid fresh prints of Bel Air, for Christ's sake.
It's ridiculous.
All right?
I could fart out a better meme for Christ's sake.
Yeah, as a matter of fact, here, here.
Here.
Yeah, here, meme that assholes.
All right?
Anyway, 646-652-4869 is the number to call, for Christ's sake.
I want to hear from you.
Let me take another sip of this goddamn Johnny Walker blank label here.
And let's take some more callers, shall we?
404, what's up?
Yo, what's up, Ghost?
Hey, what's going on, man?
Hey, not much.
Man, I was just thinking about listening today just to you and not call him in, but this is some interesting stuff going on, you know?
Yeah, talking about the Israel situation or whatever.
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
Yeah, I don't really see, I don't even know why Obama, from a political standpoint, is embracing this.
I mean, I think he's right, but I don't know why he's embracing this.
I mean, I get, like you were saying, trying to support the Arab Spring or whatever, but I mean, come on.
It's like, what is he trying to do?
Make people in those countries not want to burn his face anymore, you know?
You know, believe it or not, I mean, you can put it as simple as that.
Believe it or not, he is trying to propagandize the Arab Spring in some fashion that can bring at least the majority of those that are uprising in favor with his position on bureaucratic institutionalism, because that's what it is.
I mean, he's an international institutionalist.
You know, he wants to give more power to things like the United Nations, NATO, that sort of thing.
And that's what he's positioning himself here at this point in time in the international community.
I feel like what he's doing, you're right, but it feels like what he's doing is preparing us for World War III.
Because I was on Drudge last night, and I saw that the Pakistanis were starting to really, really start developing nuclear power for its military.
And Iran is close to getting nuclear power.
And Israel is pretty unstable.
I'm really worried about the Israel situation.
I'm telling you, Israel is not going to look at what Obama is telling Israel to do very lightly.
I mean, I think that he's I mean, he's playing with fire by trying to pander to the Arab Spring while at the same time, I guess, trying to force Israel's hand.
And you're talking about Israel being unstable.
You're absolutely right.
I mean, yeah, let's go ahead.
I have a question for you, Ghost.
Go for it.
Have you ever heard have you ever heard of the Samson option?
No, I've never heard of it.
Can you enlighten us about it?
Yes, yes.
The Samson option was what Israeli politicians have talked about.
There's been some that have talked about it a lot, actually.
They talked about if Israel I can't if Israel ever got close to being destroyed, they would send out their whole nuclear arsenal towards all the major cities in the West and of their adversaries.
What, you're talking about Israel, that that's the kind of the last straw for Israel if it was taken out?
Is that presumed?
Yeah, I can't really tell if it's a bluff or if they would actually do it if they got destroyed.
It's surprising.
Nobody ever talks about that.
But that's you know, they talk about Iran being unstable.
Well, that seems like a pretty unstable thing to talk about, nuking everyone.
Well, you know, it's a scary proposition.
Right when I heard when Obama was making a big media spectacle about him telling Israel that they need to go back to the 1967 borders, I mean, you know, we can no longer kind of put this situation in the back burner anymore.
And as a matter of fact, I don't know if this is going to propagandize Arab Spring into coming in line with democratic thought and embracing of whatever the hell Obama and his goons want to be embraced.
But inevitably, I think that this is playing with fire.
And I know for a fact Israel is not going to be reacting positively to this.
And just like I stated earlier, I wouldn't be surprised if we see a unilateral attack by Israel in Syria, Iran, anywhere they feel that they deem are threatened because they feel at this point if you know, and I'm telling you, Israel is going to feel that if they are going to embrace this perspective of 1967 borders, I think that Israel is going to be betrayed or actually feel betrayed.
And they're going to act unilaterally.
And they are a nuclear power, you know?
Capitalist Government Advocacy00:09:04
Yeah.
And if somehow, some way, and some, you know, start the end of the world on May 21st, like you're saying, you know, maybe it's not such a bad thing.
You know, the human race, to put it as an analogy, is a lot like right now a really bad TV show or a TV show that's gotten bad.
And, you know, maybe it's not such a bad idea to cancel it.
I'm not against it.
I mean, let me tell you, I don't think the end of the world is happening May 21st, but if it is, who gives a crap?
I mean, there are more people that are just useless and just providing negativity and despair and just strife on everyone else.
It just doesn't who gives a crap?
I mean, really, I mean, what are we really living for?
I'm trying to live for living lavish.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, capitalism keeps me alive.
You know what I mean?
I mean, you know, continuing to live better than I did last year.
You know, that's what keeps me alive.
But you see, most of these people don't they don't think of it like that.
Most of these people are like, yeah, I'm collecting the goddamn loaf of bread from the government.
I'm collecting government cheese.
I mean, I don't know if you read my blog recently at ghostpolitics.blogspot.com.
You actually have people putting out songs called Do the Walmart.
You know what I mean?
Do the damn Walmart, bragging how they're meeting bimbos at Walmart with Charge cards that are state funded.
You know, I mean, it's just pathetic.
These people have no shame.
When the people have no shame any longer and they don't care about themselves, they don't care about their children.
Well, then, how are we going to come back from that without either a dramatic devastation or just the end itself?
Yeah.
You're right, man.
Thanks for taking a look at this.
No problem, Eddie.
Thanks for calling, man.
And once again, I'm not trying to advocate, oh, we need the end of the world and, oh, you know, do this.
I'm not saying that we need to do this.
But once again, I mean, I have tried for five years in an attempt to spark synapses in the brains of people and getting them to understand that they have a political, social, and economic responsibility to themselves.
And instead, they have waved those off, allowed these scumbags in Washington to do whatever the hell they want to do in our name.
Meanwhile, we're sitting here fattening our asses up, watching American Idol, voting for American Idol.
These idiots are voting more for American Idol than they are for this country of ours, for Christ's sake.
And once again, mark my word, this situation with Israel is not going to get pretty.
All right.
So anyway, 646-652-4869 is the number to call.
I want to take some more callers.
What else we got?
We got James Bennigan.
What's up?
Hey, me again, big boy.
How is your communism working for you?
I mean, what a fruit.
Jesus Christ.
I mean, what a fruit.
Man, I'm telling you, man.
You see, this is another reason, too.
We've got most of these callers out here, you know, these are males.
All right?
These are freaking males out here.
You mean to tell me that these males are going to somehow nut up and try to lead society back into a new direction?
Absolutely not.
You know what I'm saying?
Absolutely not.
So anyway, let's take another caller here.
We got another person from 404.
What's up?
Girls, what's going on, man?
Hey, what's going on?
We got Billy D. Williams in the house.
What's going on, man?
Sir, yes, sir.
And I'm just wanting to weigh in on Israel and the whole end of the world deal.
Yeah, go for it, man.
Yeah, with Israel.
Once again, you're dealing in, or I think that that's something Middle East politics is something that we need to leave over there.
And this is something that we need to pretty much keep our hands off, at least in my opinion.
If those countries want to sit down and blow each other up, go for it.
You know, I think it's going to come to that, unfortunately.
And, you know, we're going to be drug into this.
We're already, we have a big vested interest in this whole Middle Eastern situation.
I mean, the United States has played middleman to the Palestinian-Israeli situation for a long period of time.
And I don't think that we can just kind of abandon ship.
I mean, I honestly believe that there could be some negativity on both ends if we just kind of abandon ship.
And I'm not trying to promote either side here.
I think that the whole boundary, the whole Palestinian Israel situation is rather silly.
I mean, I think any time that anybody is fighting over man-made borders is just pathetic.
But once again, there's been lots of people killed over this, and there's people taking it very serious, and not just people within the region, but people that are from other regions within Middle East that are actually using this as fervor to continue their savagery throughout the region, you know?
Absolutely.
I mean, like you said, the whole border thing.
I mean, this is an antiquated idea.
And once again, this is one of the reasons why, you know, if you had business and you had a capitalist society in place over there, you wouldn't have these types of wars because they'd be more worried about sitting there doing business with one another and prospering than sitting there blowing each other up or blowing themselves up in the name of God.
And if it isn't theocracy, if it isn't just God, it's these institutions, man.
It's these governments sending people to war for ridiculous reasons.
That's why I continue to advocate.
I think maybe it's too late, but I'm going to continue advocating it until my dying breath, that the capitalists need to start taking power.
We need to start separating ourselves from the damn masses.
And the only reason I'm saying this is because the masses don't care at this point in time.
They don't care about their privacy.
They've given up all their privacy at this point in time.
As a matter of fact, they're giving it up for free while making other companies billions of dollars while giving away their information.
I mean, you look at Facebook, you look at all these social networking sites that have just gathered these people's names, profiles, psychographic, demographic information.
I mean, you know, Zuckerberg has already filed with the FCC to be able to not only sell this information, he's already selling it, but he wants to sell the information plus a phone number and address, which they can easily obtain.
And remember, I mean, these are technological companies that got goddamn satellite imagery and whatnot.
So Zuckerberg is talking about selling addresses and phone numbers, and these people are giving it away for free.
So, you know, we're living in a day and age where totalitarianism is just kind of putting itself right in there, and people are like, oh, I'm going to embrace it, bring it, and I love it.
Oh, just don't stop the American Idol or, you know, the Housewives or whatever the hell, whatever fruity ass show, you know, the Jersey Shore or whatever.
Just don't stop those shows, and you'll be able to keep the population controlled pretty well.
It's just pathetic, man.
And that's why I'm saying that capitalists need to separate from these people.
I mean, we're the ones that fund these governments.
And if these governments are just going to turn their blind eye to us, give us more regulation, more taxation, and then infringe upon our personal freedoms, well, then, you know, it's time for us capitalists to take our capital and go to a country that's more favorable to us capitalists that not only embrace investment, embrace prosperity, low taxation, low regulation, but an element of personal freedom, for heaven's sake.
You know what I'm saying?
And it just makes me sick that none of these people have the foresight or the balls to stand up and start demanding this from our government for Christ's sake.
And I'm not talking for the mass.
Screw the masses.
They ain't going to do nothing.
Let me tell you something.
If the masses ever got riled up about any kind of issue, I wouldn't be surprised to see scenes like we saw in Egypt out here in America.
So the masses are the last people that I want to get riled up into some kind of a ruckus or a frenzy or a riot.
I'm talking about the legitimate members of society here in America and abroad.
Those people that are contributors to their society, those people that are contributors to their governments.
And I'm talking about the capitalists.
I'm talking about the taxpayers.
And I'm talking about the individuals that aren't a goddamn burden to their governments by receiving entitlements and government assistance.
I agree with you 100%.
Technical Difficulties Interrupt00:05:22
Can I touch on the end of the world thing real quick?
Go for it, man.
Yeah, I just want to know how many guesses does a guy get to predict the end of the world?
I mean, hasn't this asshole predicted this thing like three or four times that the end of the end of the world coming?
Said it once in 1994, and then when it didn't happen, he was like, Oh, well, hello.
Hello?
Are we going?
What's going on here?
Jesus Christ.
It's got technical difficulties once again.
Hey, fucking drink.
Hey, fucking day.
Birds will see you down in the town of the fame.
Hey, can anybody...
I mean, give me a goddamn turn off and turn this off.
I don't really know what the hell's going on, man.
It makes me sick that we're having this kind of technical difficulties here.
But let me tell you something right now.
Forward all the disgruntled messages right to Blog Talk Radio.
You know what I'm saying?
Seriously, I mean, it's just ridiculous.
Right in the middle of an interview, we're talking about a serious subject matter: Israel and Palestine.
Obama saying, hey, baby, we're going to side with the 1967 Bodas.
And I thought it was a very serious issue to talk about, for Christ's sake.
So I don't know if we're going to continue to have these technical difficulties.
I don't know.
But, you know, bear with us, folks, if we do.
All right?
Jesus Christ.
Makes me sick to my stomach that we're having these kinds of crap, man.
Let me give you a break.
Anyway, once again, before we, you know, lose off any more broadcast time, follow me on Twitter, folks.
All right.
The Twitter name to follow is Ghost Politics.
All right.
All one word, no underscores, ghost politics.
Anyway, I think we've beaten that subject matter with a dead horse anyway.
I want to talk a little bit about Syria's response to Obama's sanctions.
Serious response in that they are not going to stop killing their own people, even though Obama implemented sanctions, you know, froze the accounts of Bashar al-Assad.
So they're going to continue to kill their own people.
And it doesn't matter what Obama says.
It really doesn't matter.
Bashar al-Assad has already said that he doesn't give two rats asses.
He's going to continue going forward.
All right?
That's all there is to it.
Anyway, let me go ahead and keep going.
Let me go ahead and take some more callers here.
Sorry, Billy D. Williams, out there.
We got dropped off.
I don't know what the hell's going on with this goddamn technical difficulties that we're having here at Blog Talk Radio.
But once again, please, all right?
Please go out and forward any kind of bad, disgruntled situations as it relates to these drop-offs to Blog Talk Radio.
All right.
Let me go ahead and take another caller here.
We got Area Code 200.
Tech Competitor Profit Potential00:09:39
You there?
It's the end of the world.
As we know it.
That's a good song.
It's the end of the world.
Hey, come on, keep playing.
As we know it, and I feel fine.
Hey, thanks for the tune, man.
But you're not going to be a DJ because they've already roboticized that out.
You know, if you want to be one of the DJ record flippers, you're never going to have, it's never going to happen, buddy.
All right.
I mean, they've got computers that do that through MP3, for Christ's sake.
And then, you know, if you are going to be the vocal talent for any kind of radio disc jockeying job, you're going to have to pre-record that crap.
They throw it in between.
It's disgusting.
All right?
It's disgusting.
Let me go ahead and continue taking calls here.
Who else we got?
We got 727.
What's going on, man?
Hey, Ghost.
How are you doing?
I'm doing good, man.
Doing good.
I'm in a good long position on the stock called B E E B.
And we had a couple good days and hoping to get out at about 20% gain tomorrow if we can have another good day.
Oh, awesome, man.
Awesome.
Yeah, man.
It's been, you've definitely had to play this market on the short end to get any kind of money.
I mean, you know, because some of these big gainers that we've been seeing in the market have just been these oddball type of gainers.
What was it, E-Long?
What was it?
Two or three days ago, up 50%.
I mean, it's just a really helter-skelter-based market.
Then you got LinkedIn at an IPO rate of $42 a share, opens up the market at whatever, $67, goes as high as $107, closes out at $94 and change.
I mean, you know, has this business even made a profit yet?
Does this even have cash on hand?
I mean, what's going on here?
It's got pretty good sales.
It's a pretty decent, I mean, it's a pretty decent competitor, kind of a competitor to Facebook.
It's for professionals.
It's places where you can network.
The best way to describe LinkedIn is it's a virtual Rolodex.
You know how when you go to the Chamber of Commerce events or you go here, you go there, or just through your work, you collect business cards.
You collect them, and some people buy a book, some put them in a book, some people put them in a Rolodex, and you save them because you never know when you're going to need a job.
You don't know when you're going to have to look somebody up again.
And that's what LinkedIn is.
It's a Rolodex where you can keep everybody's information.
You just go online and log in, and there's all your business cards of all your associates that you worked with or that you know.
And so they're making money by people job hunting because they have this whole network of professionals with resumes on there.
So it's kind of like it's a networking site more than just look at a picture of my two-year-old eating chocolate ice cream type of site.
Yeah, I can agree with that.
Do you think it's worth a valuation of what, close to $15 billion?
Well, I don't know.
I'd have to look at the I'd have to look at their books.
But let me tell you what, if they could close out, would they close out?
$95, you said, or $85?
No, it was about $94 and change.
I think it would close out today.
If they could close on $94, they probably don't have a profit.
I mean, they're too new.
They have sales, and they probably have some growth, but they don't have a profit yet.
But if they could close out on $94 on the first day of their IPO, that means as Facebook goes as an IPO, they'll close out at about $400 to $500.
I mean, that'd be sick if that's for real, man.
If Facebook comes out, it's $400 a share.
I know it's got a higher valuation than Google.
I mean, just good God, man.
Right.
And it's seen as a Google competitor.
So if LinkedIn could close out at $100, there's no reason that Facebook, with all the number of customers they've got, when I say customers, subscribers, I've already millions are up to, and the potential in the ads and everything else, there's no reason in the world why they're not going to close out at $400 or $500.
It'd be crazy.
And once it gets up to that level, who knows what could happen?
I mean, you could have an insane day.
And, you know, I also see potential for any of these dot-coms that have been fledgling for the past period of time because I think that we're going to see an acquisition, you know, mass acquisition gobbling up of different verticals that these bigwigs can kind of throw at to their market base.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, I think there's a whole bunch of different internet businesses.
I think we're seeing another tech boom is what I'm saying.
I mean, I cannot believe that we're seeing $97 or $95 IPOs out here after one day of trading.
It reminds me a lot of 1999.
And, you know, I hope that the bullish market tends towards that direction because it would help those of us that are actually investors and actually can capitalize on these impulsive gains.
But we all remember what happened after 1999 and after the crash of the dot-com era.
It was terrible.
It was destructive.
And a lot of people that were in the market at that particular time got out and never came back.
Yeah.
I don't think we'll get that bad.
I think we learned from that.
I mean, you had companies like DressSox.com, 50 million, whatever.
If you just had the right sounding website you paid 10 bucks for, all of a sudden you put a PowerPoint together, you were having an IPO based on nothing.
But, you know, I mean, we haven't had many.
A lot of the acquisitions that are taking place, there's been a ton of them.
Google's done a ton of them, but they're not publicized because their acquisitions are not probably traded companies.
So they're acquiring a lot of these smaller tech companies that are not probably traded.
And if you remember in Google's earnings results, they took a hit because they just spent so much money that they hurt their earnings.
Even though their sales went up, their earnings were decreased because they've been spending a lot of cash and buying a lot of stuff.
And investors say, okay, you're just buying and buying and buying.
We want to know what is the future like?
How are you going to make more earnings?
How are you going to make more profit by buying all this stuff?
You just can't keep buying stuff forever.
Eventually, you got to turn it into something.
Yeah, certainly.
Especially Google.
And let me tell you, I'm not very happy with what's happened and transpired with their Android market.
There's a lot of incompatibility with peripherals and Another type of third-party software that can't be run on Android that can be run on Windows.
I mean, it's a really testy market that Google's trying to get into in trying to be the master of all markets.
You know what I mean?
Right, and they're trying to do the same on the television, on your Internet television.
By the way, I heard yesterday Netflix makes up something like I want to say 30% of the broadband on the Internet is comprised of Netflix.
That's insane.
They ought to be printing money.
They must not have enough flash ads.
They ought to not be taking advantage of that because they should be printing money with that type of audience.
I'm thinking about it right now.
I go on Netflix every night and I play something.
I can't recall the last ad I saw.
Maybe there's one there, but there's nothing that forces me, smacks me in the face.
I guess eventually what they do is what Hulu does, which is play a commercial real quick at the beginning and then halfway through or something.
But I mean, once they acquire all the subscribers and they got everybody hostage and everybody's got that Netflix going through their TV boxes and they're used to it and they got a rhythm going, then all of a sudden they add one 15-second clip commercial.
Everybody will absorb it.
They won't mind it.
They're not going to undo what they're totally used to.
And that 15-second commercial at the beginning of everything they show is going to be worth a ton of money if they've got 30% of the net traffic right now.
Absolutely.
And that's why Facebook's trying to move on this market.
Google with YouTube trying to move on this market because this is going to be the new cable.
And, you know, what's going to be unfortunate is that you're absolutely right.
People are going to get used to paying a subscription fee and getting the content without any kind of advertisement.
And once they throw that small little ad, it could be a small little ad, and you barely even notice it.
There comes a whole new stream of revenue.
And let me tell you, Netflix is something to be reckoned with, I think.
Absolutely.
Even my mother-in-law, 69 years old, she doesn't stream it over television, but she goes on a computer, picks her movies, puts them in queue, and then they come one at a time, mail to her, she sends it back, and then the next one comes to her.
And she runs that whole process.
She ain't been on a computer for more than two or three years.
So, I mean, that just tells you, you know, Facebook wants you to watch a movie, but the process Netflix has got people already used to and already conditioned to.
They're kind of running away with it right now.
I would say, you know, iPads will give them a challenge because they just already have such a base of customers.
But somebody trying to break into it like Facebook, I just don't see them making a dent or even YouTube making a dent on the movie thing.
Netflix Streaming Dominance00:14:19
Wow, man.
Yeah, I know, I know.
I mean, with 30% of the bandwidth going to Netflix, I mean, give me a break, man.
Anyway, man, one quick thing about Israel.
You had a caller earlier who was a little taken back by the fact that they have a plan to use their nuclear weapons.
All I can say is I hope the United States has a similar plan to use nuclear weapons if we're on the verge of being annihilated by neighbors or our enemies.
Yeah, no kidding.
Yeah, I hear you.
What good are nuclear weapons if you don't have a plan to use them?
Yeah, well, you know, mutual assured destruction is the idea, I guess.
Right.
All right, man.
Well, do you want to tell everybody your Twitter or any kind of thing?
Options, guns, and God.
Options, guns, and God at Twitter.
All right, man.
Thanks a lot for calling up, man.
Appreciate the insight.
All right, man.
That was an avid caller, avid listener.
I want to thank everybody for tuning in.
We're already three minutes into the second hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
We were talking about, prior to that call, we were talking about Bashar al-Assad being non-threatened whatsoever, all right?
Being non-threatened whatsoever at Obama's threat for sanctions.
Actually, he didn't threaten it.
He actually implemented sanctions.
So Bashar al-Assad basically said, We don't care.
You do me sanction.
I don't care.
You freeze my assets.
I don't care.
I'll kill my own people.
I will kill my own people because I want to stay in power.
I will stay in power.
And if they take me out of power, I'll go back and take power.
So anyway, I don't like Bashar al-Assad.
I think he's a piece of trash.
And that man should be targeted for termination, to say the least.
Where's the Mexicanator when you need him, right?
Anyway, folks, let me go ahead and move on to another subject matter.
I know there's people that are like, hey, you talk about Syria every day, ghost.
You talk about Syria all the time.
Well, you know, who cares, all right?
Let me go on to another subject matter.
I want to talk about how in Madrid, and not just in Madrid, Spain, but in most of the European Union countries, they are protesting in the streets because they're pissing and moaning because they've got to go back to work.
They got to go back to work.
They can't live their stupid socialist life any longer, and they have to go back to work and they're pissed off about it.
So they're in the middle of the street saying, I don't want to go to work.
You don't matter.
I don't want to do it.
It's the bankers, the bankers' fault.
Are you kidding me?
I mean, it just makes me sick to my stomach to see these unappreciative socialist European bastards, you know, sit here and blame everybody else but themselves for their own fiscal irresponsibility.
I mean, if you are going to, you know, be a country that contributes nothing, all right?
If you contribute nothing, I mean, when's the last time you heard anything made out of Spain?
You know, have you ever picked up anything?
Have you ever picked up a product and said, hey, you know, let me go ahead and see if this is made from Spain.
No, it's not made from Spain.
Have you ever made it?
Have you seen anything made in Greece?
No, you've never seen it.
You've never seen anything made out of any of these socialist countries because all they do, all right, all they do is just mooch off of their government system.
And now that they have no more money, they have no more money to mooch from, you know what I mean?
They have no more money to mooch from.
They can't sustain these socialist systems.
They can't sustain these social programs.
They have to implement what's known as an austerity program.
Austerity programs mean they have to cut the spending on all these goddamn socialist ideas and all this socialist government crap.
And now you've got all these ass clowns out there in Europe protesting, bitching and moaning like little bitches, like Jaja Gabor, like when she can't get another pair of shoes for Christ's sake.
These European divas are out there pissing and moaning because they cannot continue to live their socialist lifestyle.
And all I've got to say is tough titty, all right?
Ha ha ha ha!
Tough titty.
I mean, you know, let me tell you something.
You know who you should be blaming, all you Europeans that are pissing and moaning that you can't sustain your socialism.
You need to be looking at the ass clown that looks at you at the mirror.
You know what I'm saying?
You need to look at the man in the mirror because that is what caused the destruction of your little socialist programs.
Give me a break.
Anyway, let's continue on.
646-652-4869 is the number to call.
Do you think about Europe pissing and moaning out here, huh?
What do you think about Europe pissing and moaning?
It's not fair.
I got to go back to work and I don't want to.
I want to be a socialist.
I want to do everything.
Shut up.
Let's take some calls.
504, you're on the horn on a scale of 1 to 9,000.
How mad are you about PSN?
Jesus Christ, you stupid moron.
Let me tell you something.
I'm about 9,000 times pissed off that your lame ass just said a sentence fragment that had no lulls.
You know what I mean?
I mean, why in the hell are you idiots going to do a raid?
Why in the hell are you idiots going to advertise for raids when you idiots are lame?
I mean, you're lame asses.
I mean, you know, Jesus Christ.
I mean, I do have to give you a little bit of the benefit of the doubt because this is the same generation that thinks that Jonah Hill and Seth Rogan and all these drab ass clowns are supposed to be comedic geniuses out here.
You know what I mean?
You know, this is the same generation that thinks that the office is somehow, you know, Richard Pryor or something.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Maybe I'm stupid.
All right?
I don't know.
It's just ridiculous.
It's just pathetic.
I just can't stand the amount of bland personalities that seem to be abundant in our youth.
You know what I mean?
That seem to be abundant in our youth, for Christ's sake.
And look at them.
Every time they call up, there's no goddamn personality for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ, man.
And all you idiots that like Seth Rogan, you're a moron.
You know what I'm saying?
Seriously.
I mean, if you like that ass clown, then, you know, you're probably the same people that like to watch flies fuck.
You know?
Anyway, let me take some more callers here.
000, you're on the horn.
Hello?
Yeah, what's going on?
You're just, you see, you're too scared to even say anything.
Area code 313, what's up?
Don't you understand, you idiot?
The 386SX doesn't work.
All right?
It doesn't work.
Let me go somewhere else.
We got Capitalist on the horn.
What's up?
Hey, big boy.
It's me, you, it's me, girl, did you know me, hmm?
Whoa, who the...
What, just some fruity Mexican?
I don't know any fruity Mexicans for Christ's sake.
The hell are you talking about?
You know, since you're on the horn, let's go ahead and do some cucaracha or something since you're some fruit bowl.
Can you go ahead and do some for Lorico?
Like, you know, the Mexicans do here.
Hey, engineer, throw in some Mexican music for this idiot, all right?
There we go.
All right, you there?
Come on, give me a yelp.
Give me a yelp.
Give me a.
Give me one of those.
Come on, give me one of those.
I want the computer problem.
Come on, come on.
Don't be scared.
Give me a Jesus Christ Why are you talking so low?
Are you like hiding the computer from somebody?
It sounds like you're talking really low because you're hiding the computer.
Are you sneaking off the computer or something?
I want to hear you screaming at me.
That's why.
Man, Jesus Christ, you're talking about a broken English bastard.
Jesus Christ, do you hear this idiot?
Oh, yeah, look at that shit.
Oh, yeah, look at this lonely old air, man.
Don't call it L C Look at that shit.
New there?
Yeah, I am.
Just get this.
Get him off the line for Christ's sake.
Let's talk to somebody else.
We got 111.
What's up?
Is this kidding gay with Ghost Radio?
No, it's your mother getting banged in the back by Death Row Records while she's getting butt naked cooking corn grits for everybody.
Let's see.
Who else we got?
We got Jakari.
What's going on, Jakari?
Hey, how's it going, buddy?
How's it going, man?
I've noticed you've had some issues with some of your listeners on this show.
Well, you know, I'm used to it for Christ's sake.
I got a lot of liberal agitators, homosexual agitators, and general agitators in general.
What's up?
Okay, you say these people are being cheesy with their jokes.
You don't think your retarded accent of these people you're impersonating is not cheesy?
And what are you representing?
I mean, what kind of male vernacular are you representing by trying to sound like some idiot attempting to do an imitation from the moron that does movie phone?
What is that line?
Please give me the number to that line.
Yeah, Jesus Christ.
Do you see what I'm saying, folks?
I mean, did you hear what I'm saying?
I mean, this is just disgusting, man.
Get this stupid.
Do you have any joke or something?
Why don't you tell us a joke, asshole?
All right?
Instead of trying to sound like you're, hey, look at this.
I'm going to try to sound like I'm movie guy.
How are you doing?
Do you have like a joke or something, you stupid dumb jerk dick?
I'm not in movie guy.
I just have a very sexy voice, and I've acknowledged that.
You are.
No, no, you don't.
You know what you sound like?
You sound like somebody who's taken too many flush flutes in the throat.
That's what you sound like.
And now your voice, your vocal cords have taken a tear by too much flush flute in the throat.
And now you've got yourself kind of a little twang, and now you actually think that you're a man.
But we can still hear the fruitness in your voice there, Jakari.
And not only that, who names themselves Jakari besides some new aged fruit bowl that is out here servicing glory holes for the name of Harry Krishna.
What are we going to do on the bed?
Yeah, that's what I thought, you idiot.
Get him off.
Get him off.
Every time they resort to the homosexual innuendo, like, oh, my God, when are we going to get him to bed?
You know that you've cut them down lower than a leprechaun's nutsack.
All right?
When they're doing the, you know, acting like a homosexual routine, they're done.
It's over.
Fatality.
You know it, and I know it.
Anyway, let's take some more callers here.
We were talking about how in Europe they're out there pissing and moaning because they can no longer get their little socialist entitlement programs because they can't afford it anymore.
And they're pissing and moaning.
They're out there protesting all over Europe for Christ's sake.
Let's take some more callers here.
What's this?
111.
What's up?
Hey, is this true communist radio?
No, you idiot.
Your mom's over there getting banged by some idiot named Vladimir Lenin.
Maybe you got me mixed up with him for Christ's sake, huh?
And anyway, isn't Vladimir Lenin known as the syphilis tickler?
I don't know.
I'm just joking.
He died of syphilis for you idiots that don't know history.
Anyway, area code 31.
Oh, we already called on that idiot.
Hang him up.
We got, who else we got?
We got Chetay Chenti Kenti.
What's going on, Chinti?
Yeah, Jesus Christ.
Another idiot is just going to sit there and play with his Peter Popper for Christ's sake.
You know what I mean?
Anyway, let's take some more callers here.
Hey, I know who we can bring on.
Everybody's favorite guest, man.
And this is one of my favorite guests.
Every time he calls up, I'm talking about just give her a bone.
I'm talking about my favorite main man from San Jose.
I'm talking about Goofy Bone, man.
What's going on, Goofy Bone?
Hey, hey, Jim, is this me?
Oh, no, wait a minute.
I got the wrong number.
Hold on, hold on.
What?
What's up?
It's you.
What's going on?
I thought this was Goofy Bone, for Christ's sake.
I thought this was give her a bone.
As a matter of fact, let me go ahead and play that song, man.
Let me play it for a second.
It's just a cool song.
You know what I mean?
I'm going to take a song.
You know what?
Yeah, yeah.
Baby girl, no stay stand.
I just give you make your bag.
I just give you bone your bone.
Kick your beat, you make the bone.
Nap your lap to make my fame.
Come on down and take that damn mama.
Dance home.
Get the pop.
Oh, man.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Break it down.
Break it down.
Texas Secession Debate00:04:52
Hey, man.
Oh, yeah.
All right.
Shut him off.
Anyway, sorry, father.
I just like the song, man.
I like it.
All right.
I like the song.
It's a good song.
I thought we were talking to Goofy Bone there for a second, but I guess not.
Anyway, we got Heracode 203 on the horn.
What's up?
Hey, Ghost.
What's going on, man?
Hello.
You there?
Hello.
You there?
Yeah, I'm here.
Yeah, what's going on, man?
Oh, yeah.
I heard somebody were talking about the BEE stock.
Yeah, what's going on?
You got an opinion about it?
Yeah, I thought it was pretty good, too.
What was your opinion on it?
Like, an extended version?
Well, I haven't really looked into that stock, man.
As a matter of fact, let me go take a look at it now since you asked about it.
Well, you know what?
I'll look into it, talk about it tomorrow.
Remind me tomorrow.
It'll be Baller Friday, all right?
Anyway, we got who else we got?
We got Jesus Christ.
We got a bunch of milky liquors on hold, that's for sure.
Same Milky Liquors that call up and say the same two-bit lines, for Christ's sake.
You know what I mean?
Sick of this crap.
Anyway, we were talking about how these Europeans are pissing and moaning that they can't get their little socialist endeavors any longer.
They want socialism, and they just can't afford it, and they're pissed.
They're blaming bankers.
They're blaming everybody but the stupid ass cells for Christ's sake.
Anyway, 111, what's up?
Hey, Ghost, I'll show you my.
We got 000.
What's up?
All right, Ghost.
Listener ass from the UK, right?
Yeah, what's going on, man?
Tell us your real name.
Why don't I tell you my real name?
Why?
You want to come over here and give me a date or something?
I mean, what the hell is your problem?
I'll just take about 10 steps away from my freaking butt crack for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ, we got internet UK butt stalkers, for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
All right, take about 10 steps away from my freaking butt crack for Christ's sake, all right?
Anyway, let me go ahead and take another call here.
What else we got?
We got 409 on the horn.
What up?
Hey, Ghost.
What's up?
What's going on, man?
Sorry if I'm sounding a little bit off topic here, but I was talking to one of my friends actually just a few hours ago.
And we were talking about how Texas, I'm from Dallas, we were talking about how how beneficial it would be for Texas if we se seceded from the U.S.
Well, well, hold on.
Let me stop you right there.
Now, I know that Rick Perry has been getting a lot of flack because he did allude to that in 2008 or 2009, that Texas can legally secede from the Union.
We're the only state that can actually legally secede from the Union without actually causing a big problem.
And the reason is, is because Texas used to be its own country.
I know a lot of people forget about that, but yeah, we were our own country out here.
And when we joined the United States, it was under certain conditions.
And one of those conditions left an opportunity for Texas to kind of secede if they deemed that the United States was not in the best interest to the state of Texas or what used to be the country of Texas.
You know what I'm saying?
And right when I talk about Texas, I see all these six sons of bitches in the chat room talking garbage about Texas.
You know, screw you bastards, all right?
Screw you, bastards.
I bet you money that none of you sacks of crap would ever come down here, march your ass out here to Texas and talk that garbage out here about Texas.
Let me tell you something.
You'd get your ass beat down.
You'd get a mud hole stomped in your ass, kicked dry.
We'd all take a dirty yellow bubbly piss in it, and all you could do is look back with a yellow smile about it because you know and I know that Texas is a badass state.
You understand?
Texas is the best state in the Union.
All you idiots are just a bunch of haters.
You know, we've been the number one state for business for the past seven years straight.
Seven years straight, for Christ's sake.
I mean, we got that asshole governor in Florida actually trying to flex nuts, sending a letter to our governor, Rick Perry, stating that, hey, out here in Florida, we're going to be the new number one state for business.
Yeah, Florida.
Give me a break.
All right?
Give me a damn break.
And don't be making fun of Texas, you idiots.
Obama Political Critique00:05:40
All right?
Making fun of Texas.
You're besmirching me.
You're besmirching this show.
And you're besmirching capitalists.
All right.
Let me tell you something.
Texas is a great state.
We're a business state.
That's why we got all you idiots moving down here.
All right.
I mean, you can't imagine how many damn plates from out of state that I see out here in Texas because why?
We got the jobs, baby.
We got the jobs.
We got the money.
You know, and you want to come over here and make a little bit of it, huh?
Milky-licking piece of nipple clamp-loving butt plug-up the ass-looking crap.
Anyway, we were talking about the goddamn Europeans out there pissing and moaning.
You know what I'm saying?
Pissing and moaning out here because they can't be socialist any longer.
They're protesting in Madrid.
They're protesting in other places within Europe for Christ's sake.
It's disgraceful.
You know, and because they can't afford their socialism.
Well, the reason they can't afford their socialism is because it doesn't work.
All right?
It doesn't compute.
The mathematics and the economics isn't there for Christ's sake.
All right.
And now you little stupid pussywhip Europeans are going to have to go back to work.
All right.
Sorry.
All right.
You have to go back to work.
Stupid morons.
Anyway, let me talk about something else for Christ's sake.
We had Obama again, man.
It's been a big Obama day, man.
Big Obama, big Obama day today, man.
Barack Obama said that Muamar Gaddafi's removal from office is inevitable.
So apparently that is the motivation of the military theater that we are conducting out there in Libya as far as the United States is part.
We are going out there in an attempt to overthrow Gaddafi and remove him from power.
We already have the prosecutors for the International Criminal Court at The Hague wanting to try this guy.
Let me tell you, I mean, you know, Barack Obama out here, you know, he's flexing nuts out here.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, he's telling Israel, hey, baby, we're going to go back to the 1967 bonus, baby.
You understand what I'm talking about, baby?
Yeah.
I mean, you know, he went out here and, you know, basically told Bashar al-Assad, hey, baby, you know what?
You got to stop killing your people, baby.
I'm going to freeze your bank account, baby.
You understand what I'm saying?
And I ain't going to let you get any more business in your country until you stop killing your people.
You know what I'm saying?
So give me a break.
Anyway, I want to, like I said, Obama, you know, basically, let me go ahead and continue with that because Obama did come out today and said, yeah, baby, that motherfucker out there in Libya with the Omo Ma Qaddafi.
Omar Gaddafi, that motherfucker needs to get out of office, baby.
And that's the inevitable goal, baby.
You understand what I'm talking about?
I'm Barack Obama, baby.
I worked inside, baby.
I worked in top.
I mean, anyway, I want to hear what you have to say.
What do you think about Muamar Gaddafi being the object of elimination or possibly jail or capture?
I mean, that's the inevitable goal.
There's no peace process that Mu Mar Gaddafi can implement in hopes of sustaining power.
So it's kind of like fight to the death, I guess, for him if he can.
Let me go ahead and take a sip of this Johnny Walker black label here.
But what do you think about it?
Who else we got here?
Let me hang up some of these ass clowns that have already called and they're just hanging on the line like a bunch of idiots.
I'm not calling on you again, morons.
We got Lorem in the house.
What's up, Lorem?
You stupid idiot.
You can't even turn on your goddamn radio or your goddamn computer audio file.
Do you hear this idiot?
He was kind of smacking his laptop.
You stupid moron.
What a fail.
What a horrible fix.
Hey, can we get a fail engineer?
Give me a fail.
Major fail.
Major freaking fist.
Slapping his laptop in hopes of trying to get a WAV file going.
Didn't work.
Major fail.
What else we got?
We got 111.
What's up?
My kids, baby.
My kids.
What about them?
My kids, baby.
You're not caring about my kids.
Hey, what's that?
What was that noise right there?
What did I just hear?
You heard my kids, baby.
No, what was that noise out there?
You stupid idiot.
Why don't you say something about your kids, man?
Won't you be like, man, go, I don't appreciate you talking this way about us, baby, because of my kids.
It sounds like to me, you don't care about my kids, ghost.
You know what I mean?
The way you be talking all the big words, man, maybe all you be doing all this and that.
I mean, it just sounded to me like, you ain't caring about my kids, baby.
I mean, you could have said something like that, but instead, you know, all you had was, What a kid!
Jesus Christ, get that idiot off.
We got Cindy.
You there, Cydy?
You're just playing with your clitoris that hangs down between your knees.
Who else we got?
We got Brian.
What's up, Brian?
Hey guys, what's up, man?
How are you doing?
Yeah, I'm doing fine, man, but I got some bad news.
I got some bad news today.
What's the bad news, man?
Mississippi State Comparison00:02:28
My horse dies.
Your horse died?
My horse dies.
I rubbed a magnet on his body, and he just collapsed, man.
Oh, my God.
Your horse died.
Oh, my God.
That's horrible to hear.
What, did you buy a retarded horse or something?
What's going on?
No, man.
It was my own horse.
I bought it from my own cash, and it just died, man.
It was terrible.
Oh, my God.
Jesus Christ.
Well, I mean, at least you're going to, you know, do something with the meat, maybe feed it to the homeless or something.
Yeah, and maybe I could send it to you.
No, I don't necessarily want it.
I think that right now what you should do is kind of chop up the horse meat, feed it to the homeless for Christ's sake.
Since the homeless is so goddamn hungry, they'd probably like a good fresh dose of horse meat hamburger or something.
You know what I mean?
Anyway, you sound like a Mexican anyway.
Do you know English, by the way?
Do you fully know English?
It doesn't sound like it's a meat for crazy.
Get him out.
Get him off!
Anyway, 516, what's up?
Hey, what's going on?
How you doing, man?
Doing all right.
More related to Gaddafi.
What is your opinion that Texas is the fattest state in the United States?
Well, first of all, it's not the fattest state in the United States, all right?
I think you got us mixed up with Mississippi.
Mississippi, I find it funny that Mississippi is the fattest state in the Union, and yet it's the poorest state in the Union.
You understand that?
I mean, can somebody explain that one to me?
They're the state that gets the most entitlements and the most welfare recipients, and yet they're the fattest freaking state.
All right?
The fattest freaking state.
That's why I'm saying, folks, I don't care about the Poe in America.
All right?
My ass bleeds for the freaking Poe in America.
And you can go by any black ghetto, Mexican barrio, white trailer park, fat jelly asses, fat lard asses walking up and down the street, folks.
Don't matter what part of the country you're in.
You just go ahead and just ride by.
Fat jelly-er.
Strauss-Khan Scandal Reports00:04:22
All right.
And even if Texas was the fattest state, who cares?
All right?
It's because we're living large.
We're pro-business.
We're making capital.
All right?
We raise the food, man.
We got the best cattle in the world coming right here in Texas, baby.
You understand?
So don't sit over here and give me this crap.
Shut your stupid stinking suckhole.
Anyway, we were talking about how Obama was saying that it's inevitable that Momar Gaddafi be removed from power in Libya.
And I guess that's one of the basis of why we're out there in Libya in the first place in this theater of combat.
So let's go ahead and continue on with the broadcast.
I want to talk a little bit about Dominique Strauss-Khan.
We all have been talking about this bastard.
All right?
He's the former.
Now he has stepped down today.
He's no longer the chief of the International Monetary Fund.
But this past earlier this week, Sunday evening, he got arrested by the New York Police Department under the charges of sexual assault.
Okay?
And according to reports, Dominique Strauss-Kahn actually walked in on a maid that thought that his room was vacant.
This guy was buck naked.
All right, just buck naked, you know, old wrinkled ball sack exposed the whole nine yards.
The woman was a little bit, you know, disheveled, to say the least.
She attempted to leave the room.
This fat old bastard took himself and literally attacked her, grabbed her, threw her to the ground.
According to reports, there was anal intercourse.
I mean, all kinds of just horrific, disgusting, disturbing details about this alleged sexual assault by Dominique Strauss Khan.
But anyway, we talk about how yesterday reports have come out that the victim that Dominique Strauss Khan raped was actually a West African immigrant living in an exclusive community for those afflicted with HIV AIDS.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So not only did Dominique Strauss Khan, you know, get himself into a pickle when it comes to legal aspects of this rape, but now, you know, he's got the AIDS.
I mean, come on, man.
But that's not really what I wanted to talk about.
What I really wanted to talk about is that this guy is so desperate to get out of prison out there at Rikers Island.
It's not prison, it's jail, excuse me.
He's so desperate to get out of jail, he's willing to renounce his French citizenship so that he can see some kind of freedom, believe it or not.
Oh, my God, can you believe?
I am willing to give up my French freedom because I want to go out.
I want to be free.
I want to go out.
I can't take it.
I will reject Croissant.
I will reject the Eiffel Tower.
I will reject a Peppy Le Piu.
I just want to be free once again.
Shut up.
Anyway, 6466524869.
What do you think about Dominique Strauss-Kahn not only raping some West African maid from Djibouti, but he's also got the AIDS and wanting to renounce his citizenship to get some goddamn, you know, to get some freedom, to say the least.
You know what I'm saying?
Hold on.
I've got to kick this stupid slut bag named KD out of my chat room.
Hey, engineer, get that bitch out of here.
She's getting on my fucking nerves.
All right?
Get her out.
Get out.
Get that stupid skank of source up.
Get her out.
Stupid slut bag.
Get in the kitchen where you belong anyway.
Anyway, let's take some calls here.
646-652-4869 is the number to call.
We got 111 in the horn.
What's going on?
Help?
Drunk Caller Confrontation00:02:42
You sound like a sentence.
Yeah, you sound like a sentence fragment sputtering piece of nonsense.
Another 111.
What's up?
Yeah, another one, too.
Yeah, another 111.
What's going on?
Can that tickle your ass crack and tarnal your tits?
Jesus Christ, did you actually think that up?
Did you actually write that?
It sounds like you're reading it off a script.
I mean, you actually waited on the line for 30 minutes so you could say that for Christ's sake.
I want a loser.
Oh, my God.
You know, loserdom.
The extent of loserdom in America just never ceases to amaze me.
You know what I'm saying?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Anyway, let's continue on.
562, what's your excuse?
Yeah, what's up?
Hey.
You're like, I think you have an alcoholic problem.
You go A3.
What's that?
I think you have a problem with alcohol.
We can't hear you.
Stop acting like some mumbling, stumbling little jerk, man.
Sound off like you got a pair, man.
Come on.
The hell.
Sound like some mumbling, stumbling little jerk in a goddamn principal's office.
Sound off, boy.
I think you have a problem with alcohol.
We can't hear you.
I mean, talk like you've got some authority.
Talk like you have authority, boy.
Jesus Christ.
All right, get this idiot.
Get him off.
He hung up.
Jesus Christ.
I didn't even have to hang him up.
He hung himself up.
He hung himself up, for Christ's sake.
Anyway, and for all you idiots that claim that I'm some kind of an alcoholic or drunk, you know, let me tell you, once again, I'm a connoisseur.
A drunk would be drinking the same cheap crap every single day to get loaded.
Me, on the other hand, I drink, you know, a different alcoholic beverage every day because I'm a connoisseur.
I'm an aficionado.
You know, I don't just drink because, you know, to get intoxicated.
I mean, when I sip on some scotch or some cognac or I sip on some champagne, I actually appreciate the flavors and the tastes that encompass that particular libation, if you will.
You know, I love Johnny Walker Blue.
It's got a nice, fresh, you know, crisp yet, you know, kind of a woody flavor that goes down very smoothly.
Johnny Walker Black, the same thing.
The only thing is, it's not as smooth because it hasn't been as aged as long.
Cognac, oh, my God, I love cognac.
Serious Show Intentions00:05:09
Are you kidding me?
I mean, cognac is the drink that's drank by geez, man.
I drink it as often as I possibly can.
I just don't drink it on the internet because I think that, you know, I save that for special occasions on the internet, for Christ's sake.
I don't think that you assholes deserve cognac.
You know what I mean?
Let me take a sip of this stuff here.
Very good stuff, baby.
Very good stuff.
Anyway, let me move on to another subject matter here.
Screw Dominique Strass-Con.
We know he's got the AIDS.
We know that he raped some, or allegedly raped some West African maid at some swank hotel.
She's some West African maid from Djibouti.
And, you know, I think we're pretty much done with that.
Okay?
Now, I want to talk a little bit about Arnold Schwarzenegger because I've been getting a lot of emails about this.
I mean, allegedly, I was being racist in reference to Arnold Schwarzenegger's liaison with this Tijuana hump-hump bar bimbo that he had this kid with.
You know what I mean?
You know, I mean, I just don't really appreciate all the emails and the tweets and all these other things that, you know, from people alleging, you know, that I'm some kind of a grand dragon, that I'm some kind of a racist.
I am not a racist.
I'm not some kind of a grand dragon.
I'm not some, you know, demon.
I'm not some big bad wolf, for Christ's sake.
I mean, what I am is a concerned person, an observer, somebody who is, you know, stating observations that are obvious.
All right?
And, you know, for you idiots to somehow correlate that with some kind of racism is ridiculous.
All right.
I am a melting pot of friendship.
I don't know how many times I have to say it.
I mean, I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be black.
All right?
I haven't had a whole bunch of friends that happen to be Mexican.
All right?
I mean, I haven't had a whole bunch of friends that happened to be Oriental, for Christ's sake.
All right?
I mean, come on.
What are you talking about here?
I mean, I have a melting pot of friendship.
All right?
Jesus Christ.
I'm sick and tired.
Look at these people.
Look at these people.
Look at them.
Jesus Christ.
Look at these.
Look at these morons.
They don't care.
Look at them.
Look at them.
Jesus Christ, man.
I don't know.
I don't even know why I try, man.
I don't even know.
I don't even know.
I don't get it, man.
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
And I don't appreciate it.
Anyway, before we move on to any other subject matter, I know there's a lot of individuals that are listening into the program.
How can I put it?
You know, there's some people on the program out here that are a little bit abrasive when it comes to their discord against yours truly.
And one thing that I don't appreciate is these slanderous lies that are being spread about me on the internet.
I really don't appreciate you individuals spreading these slanderous lies on YouTube.
And I know I keep reiterating this.
All right.
I know I keep reiterating this, but the more and more YouTube videos that come out, the worse and worse they're getting.
You know, the worse and worse they're getting.
They're making me look like some kind of a jag off.
And, you know, folks, I do this show out of seriousness.
I mean, this show is as serious as a goddamn heart attack.
And, you know, to have you ass clowns sit over here and besmirch me, besmirch the true capitalist radio broadcast, besmirch the capitalist army, I just can't stand for it any longer.
All right?
So what I'm going to do is I'm going to take this time to let all you idiots know that if you don't stop with these goddamn YouTube videos, all right?
I'm talking cease and desist all these goddamn YouTube videos if you know what's good for you, buddy.
All right?
Because I am going to give you one last warning, all you idiots that are out here, one last warning.
And I'm not joking, all right?
I know you think that I'm just some kind of a big joke that, oh, you're not going to do anything.
I'm going to keep it.
You just watch, you piece of crap.
You understand that?
You just watch.
You continue thinking that I'm not going to do a goddamn thing.
I'm just going to sit here and piece of crap.
I'm serious.
I'm not joking, man.
I mean, I'm pissed off about this.
Look at these people.
Look at these people here, man.
Boyfriend Relationship Drama00:03:45
God damn it.
I'm sick and tired of it, man.
All right.
I'm sick and tired of these people.
Jesus Christ, I'm going to take a break.
I'm going to take a goddamn break.
I don't need to do this crap.
You know what I'm saying?
I really don't need to do this crap.
I mean, look at that.
I'm telling these people to stop doing the damn YouTube videos.
And this is the goddamn crap I'm getting.
Look at this crap.
You know what I mean?
Look at this crap.
Look at this crap.
Screw this crap.
I'm going somewhere else.
Hey, put on a song for these idiots.
All right.
Put on a song.
Sorry.
I've been sick on my mind.
You know what?
You don't fucking hot.
You're turning me on.
I've always heard about you.
And here's my chance.
You must understand.
I could never be a man.
I'm just here to be your bones.
Giving you something to moan.
Hoping that you like it thick.
Trust me, baby, I'll bust them lips.
Getting you nasty, ready to dance.
At the end, I wanna be in your pants.
Back at my patch, you sitting in slow.
Positions are nice where you don't wanna go through strangers that are getting free.
I feel like a plumber fitting is leaky.
Foot in the whole like Tigo Woods.
Watching this girl just feels so good.
She's only in love, but I think it's too quick.
Cause I'm not a boyfriend.
I'm just her.
Just give her a rumble.
Just give her a boy.
Just give her a rumble.
Girl wants to go on a date.
I hope she knows I eat a big plate.
So we're talking about our bullshit lives.
After the meal, we pay for a drop.
Smoking on a big gas plug.
She's looking at me like she wants some.
So I passed it to her.
Welcome to my last.
She got so high when she couldn't even last.
Laying on the back with her feet in the air.
Like a naughty fix in the clothes didn't care.
She let me hit it all kinds of ways.
Sweating like ducks trying to run away from the mom.
Cause you know what we're doing is a crime.
But let me hit that one more time.
She gotta get going or husband at home.
Cause I'm not her boyfriend.
I'm just give her a rumble.
Just give her a boy.
Girl, don't know what to do.
She's starting to have feelings and act like a fool.
I told her I'm the guy on the side, but she can't live with it and let it ride.
Watching her trying to hold me down.
Buying me things, tryna keep me around.
You can't stop me when I'm on a one-way.
I'm a player for locks and there's no other way.
So let's get back to what we do best.
Pulling down the zip up on her dress.
That's the body of the year and it tastes so good.
She likes to nail cause I got that wood.
Getting it harder, I roll back.
This girl is pursuing and needs to relax.
I gotta get going, no bullshit at home.
Cause I'm not her boyfriend.
I'm just give her a boy.
Just give her a boy.
This is my favorite part right here.
I'm bringing sexy back.
Sex, see back.
I'm bringing sex.
Seat back.
Pittsburgh Capitalist Radio00:15:25
You're listening to Ghost.
True Capitalist Radio.
Yeah, what's going on, man?
It's a little bit of goofy bone.
Give it to her.
You know what I'm saying?
That's the name of the song out there.
Anyway, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
Once again, hook me up: 646-652-4869 is number to call.
Before we get into anything else, I know that there's a lot of people who listen to my broadcast who are sexually promiscuous.
You know what I mean?
There are some people out here that go out and, how can I put it?
Have sexual liaisons and particularly precarious practices.
So let me explain right now.
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All right?
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All right?
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All right?
There it is right here on the chat room for all the ass clowns that didn't get it.
All right?
877-554-3066.
Anyway, we've just been told here, I've just been reported that Dominic Strauss-Kahn has made bail.
You know, Dominic Strauss-Kahn has made bail.
So inevitably, all this, oh, please, I don't know, I don't want to go to jail and help me and pepper fuel and all this crap.
Apparently it worked.
He got bail thanks to Bloody Diarrhea letting me know about it.
Thanks a lot, Bloody Diarrhea.
That's his actual name for prior the screen name.
But he has gotten bail and, you know, I guess whatever is going to happen with that stupid French frog bastard.
We were talking a little bit about Schwarzenegger and how I predicted that he bumped the help and the help was probably Mexican.
Everybody thought I was a racist by suggesting that.
Well, come to find out, just like I said yesterday, he is a Mexican, so let's just go ahead and pat myself on the back one more time.
The only reason I wanted to bring this back up because Schwarzenegger, you know, he's able to have enough money to put himself in hiding.
Meanwhile, you've got this, you know, Tijuana slut bag that he'd been banging for 10 years actually being bombarded by all the press and the media.
The poor kid who looks like a Mexican Arnold, you know, looks like a Mexicanator.
You know, he's being bombarded with all kinds of media.
I mean, it's just horrible what this guy has done to all these people.
And yet this guy is probably hiding out in some goddamn tropical island somewhere.
It's disgraceful.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, he's a Mexican.
Look, let me go ahead and put that post up for all the folks that didn't get it yesterday.
Here it is right here, folks.
This is the tweet.
I put it on May 18th, 6.51 a.m.
All right, before anybody, before anybody knew anything.
All right, the prognosticator of prognosticator strikes again.
Here it is, right there.
Right there is the link.
That's the tweet.
That's the link right there.
One more time.
All right, take a look at him if you haven't seen him.
There he is right there.
There he is.
All right?
That's all there is to it.
We got a Mexican Arnold walking around out here.
We've got the Mexicanator.
Anyway, 646-652-4869 is the number to call here.
Let's take some callers, shall we?
Let's see.
310, what's going on?
Stupid idiot.
Who else we got?
111, what's up?
Who is what?
Stupid idiot.
We got J.A., what up?
Hi, me again.
Hey, did I?
What do you what do you mean, me again?
You know what I mean?
It's not the same.
What?
Are you all like trying to play the same fruit?
And like, you know, you're, ah, it's me again.
I mean, y'all are all taking each other's pranks and, like, you know, like, kind of cockstepping over each other's pranks for Christ's sake.
Because I know that's not the idiot that usually calls up acting like some butt-loving fruit bowl.
All right.
I mean, you're just some idiot trying to hop on that prank.
You know what I mean?
Jesus Christ.
Get him off.
Get this idiot off.
Anyway, we got Danny Adams in the house.
What's going on?
Hey, ghost.
It's me again.
I actually.
Who the hell is me again?
Why do you keep saying it's me again?
I don't even know who the hell you are.
Get the hell off my phone.
I don't know who the hell you are.
All right, we got, oh my God, we've got Ray Finkel.
Finkel is Einhorn.
Einhorn is Finkel.
Anyway, what do you got to say, Ray Finkel?
What?
Do you know Casper the Friendly Ghost?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
You see, you had something there with the Ray Finkel name, and the best you can come up with is, hey, you know, Casper the Friendly Ghost?
Jesus Christ.
I mean, what did you do?
Did you play like one of the main tards in the ringer?
Stupid idiot.
Get this idiot.
Get him off, too, for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ, this is it, man.
This is what we have out here in America, for Christ's sake.
This is it.
This is it.
I don't even know why I try.
You know what I mean?
Take a drink of this Johnny Walker Black label here.
Oh, and now here we go with the...
I'm not going to go over it.
I'm not going to let you idiots drag me down into this.
All right?
We're talking about Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Once again, you know, for all you idiots that didn't know, he banged a Mexican.
He was screwing the help.
All right?
He's screwing the help.
Everybody knows it.
I'm going to move on to another subject matter.
Now, what I want to talk about is something I like talking about because it brings up the realism in America.
All right?
Now, a seven-year-old boy out of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.
You know what I mean?
And believe it or not, he was a seven-year-old kindergarten student.
So that should, you know, go to show you that mama wasn't reading the old boy over there.
But a seven-year-old boy out of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, actually took heroin to school.
Yeah.
Kindergarteners peddling heroin at school nowadays, folks, out there in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.
Huh?
Welcome to America.
This is the new America, folks.
Huh?
Anyway, believe it or not, he was passing out little baggies with the name stamped magic ticket.
And then it had an image of a rabbit with a magic hat.
I mean, who is this?
Young Frank Lucas' great-grandson or crap?
I mean, what the hell?
I mean, I can't believe it.
Yeah, baby, look at me.
I know I'm only a kindergarten, maybe I'm only seven years old.
I got some of this magic ticket, baby.
You see, he got the rabbit with the hat, baby.
He got the rabbit with the magic hat, baby.
You know what I'm saying?
Anyway, the teacher, some teacher discovered the heroin when he was out there, you know, giving bags of drugs.
You know, believe it or not, he was actually giving this heroin to students within his classroom.
All right?
He was giving this out for Christ's sake, man.
This is the new America, man.
I kid you not.
I know all you ass clowns want to sit over here and give me this nonsense that I'm just pulling all this crap out of my ass and that America is just fine and dandy.
It is not.
It is turning into a subterranean cesspool, and I can't believe that every one of you idiots are just completely okay with what's happening to this country.
I mean, I just can't believe.
I mean, Jesus Christ, it pisses me off for Christ's sake.
I mean, I'm depressed every time I look at what the new laws, the new depravities, the new levels of just disgusting filth that our country is going down.
It just makes me sick.
It makes me sick to my stomach, man.
I mean, how about you idiots, huh?
How about you stupid, stinking, smelly morons out there?
Do you guys give two rats' asses, huh?
Do you not care?
Of course not.
If it's not American Idol, if it's not dancing with the stars, if it's not anything that you give a crap about, well, then go ahead and shove it up your ass, right, huh?
We got seven-year-old boys in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.
We got seven-year-old boys in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, giving out heroin in kindergarten.
God damn!
You freaking crazy!
These people don't care about a goddamn thing!
Look at this goddamn devil!
I mean, I'm sick, man!
I'm freaking sick, man!
Oh, Jesus Christ, you stupid sacks of crap out there really make me sick, man.
For Christ's sake, we've got kindergartners selling s- I mean, goddammit!
Kindergarteners selling smack, man!
We're just supposed to take this crap!
We're supposed to just take this crap, like goddamn social evolution, for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ!
I can't get a grip!
How can you get a grip when you've got seven-year-olds getting smacked in kindergarten?
Hey, look at these people, they don't care.
Look at these people, they don't care!
They don't care that society's being flushed out of the goddamn toilet!
They don't care!
They don't give a goddamn for Christ's sake!
Give a goddamn, you stupid saxophrap!
filthy
Nobody goddamn gives two fucking craps, man.
Nobody gives a goddamn crap about anything in this goddamn world.
Nobody gives a goddamn crap about this crap, man.
It just makes me sick, man.
Makes me sick, man.
Where's my goddamn mic?
Where's my goddamn microphone?
Where is this goddamn crap, man?
Jesus Christ, I can't find it.
It's done.
Jesus Christ.
I just can't find any of this crap.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Where is it?
Christ, man.
Here's his crap.
I mean, you know, I try.
You know what I'm saying, man?
Five Years Grind Frustration00:03:52
I've been here for five goddamn years.
Five goddamn years doing all this crap.
And this is the thanks I get from all you idiots, man.
This is the goddamn thanks I get.
Anyway, you know, let me move on, man.
I just, you know, seven-year-olds selling smack to kindergarteners for Christ's sake.
This is the new America.
This is the new goddamn America.
And look at these things.
They don't care.
They don't give two rats' asses about nothing.
Just as long as your fat jelly asses continue to collect your goddamn entitlement, just as long as your fat asses is able to sit down on the TV and watch the goddamn American idol, that's all I care about.
They're stupid waste of human flesh, and I don't understand where we continue to take care of these idiots.
I don't understand why we continue to take care of these morons.
It makes me sick, man.
Makes me sick in my goddamn stomach.
You don't even know.
You don't even know goddamn no, you piece of garbage.
You idiots make me want to throw up nasty chicken grease and corn oil and cream of wheat with five-day old cereal stomach plasma with goddamn tuna fish.
It makes me sick, and all you people don't give a crap.
Not all you people don't give a goddamn.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, let me move on to another subject matter, man.
Nobody cares about seven-year-olds bringing smack to school for Christ's sake.
646-652-4869 is the number to call here.
And let me tell you something.
Before we move on to anything else, I mean, you know, please, you know, go ahead and follow me on Twitter, man.
I mean, if you're one of these ass clowns that aren't, you know, follow me on Twitter, then, you know, shove it up your ass, all right?
All right, shove it up your ass.
Ghost politics is the name to follow.
Let me tell you, I'm jaded, folks, man.
I'm just jaded already, man.
I mean, I'm jaded.
646-652-4869 is the number to call here.
All right, I want to hear from you for Christ's sake.
Not to mention, there are all kinds of buttons below the player.
All kinds of buttons below the player.
There's a Facebook thumbs up button.
There's a tweet this button.
There's a share this button.
Use and abuse those buttons for Christ's sake, you asshole.
All right?
Use and abuse those buttons for Christ's sake.
All right, go out there and give me a goddamn Facebook thumbs up and all that crap.
Spread a goddamn round like wildfire.
Spread it around like wildfire.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
Anyway, let me go ahead and take some calls here.
Maybe some people have something to say about a goddamn seven-year-old selling smack.
What's going on?
We got 480.
What's going on?
You're just going to hang up like a pecker shaft licking piece of garbage, aren't you?
Jesus Christ.
Hey, 408, you're on the horn.
What's popping, ghosts?
It's Goofy Bone.
Hey, what's going on, Goofy Bone, man?
Good to hear from you, man.
Man, you know, this is what sickens me about America.
America Generational Decay00:14:24
Now, it was 11 years old when I first started drugs, selling drugs.
Now it's seven.
I mean, what's the matter?
A seven-year-old selling smack.
A seven-year-old selling smack, for heaven's sake.
My God.
Supposedly, he gave it to kindergartners.
That's the thing.
How much did he sell it for?
Well, I don't know if he sold it.
Apparently, it was given.
I mean, I guess he brought 18 bags of heroin labeled magic ticket stamped with an image of a rabbit emerging from a magic hat.
So this guy was like Frank, this kid was Frank Lucasing it.
You know what I'm saying?
No, I've had my days, you know, being a young kid, putting a big, old, huge package in my backpack and going to somebody's house and dropping it off.
You know what I mean?
You know, for now, what's going on nowadays, it's totally, the world's fucked up, ghost.
And you shouldn't be here stressed out about what's going to happen.
Let these idiots kill themselves off.
Like my dad told me a long time ago, like one of my friends got shot in a drive-by.
He told me that, you know, you're either going to be a part of this shit or you're going to flush this shit.
So it's either both ways, which way you could choose in life.
But most of these kids, these kids are our future.
They don't understand that.
They think that they're just here and that they're special and they deserve everything free.
No, you're a future.
You're supposed to be a better way of life to make us enjoy life instead of bringing it down like my fucking generation.
Oh, actually, no, not my generation.
My generation after my generation, dude.
And let me tell you, they don't care, man.
I mean, look at these wastes of human flesh that are in the chat room right now.
They could care less.
I mean, these idiots could care less.
I mean, they're worried about the latest imbecile that's going to win the American Idol, going to win the Dancing with the Stars.
I mean, they're worried about Lady Gaga and her latest meat dress.
I mean, it's just pathetic, man.
It's utterly pathetic.
And I'm supposed to sit here and have some kind of optimism for these dumb pieces of garbage for Christ's sake.
I mean, I've given a lot of time and a lot of energy in hopes of sparking synapses of not only here in this country, but throughout the international community in hopes of getting those that are of mental stature to understand that it's time for us, the capitalists, the individuals that run these governments, we fund these little people.
We should be the ones out here telling these goddamn politicians what to do instead of us getting the goddamn riot act and regulation and taxation and infringement on our personal rights from these goddamn bureaucracies.
And let me tell you something, I will continue to fight for the capitalist until my dying goddamn breath.
And I don't care who hears it.
I don't care who in the hell thinks that, oh, I can't believe he's saying that.
Well, screw you because I'm saying it.
And I'm going to continue to say it because I refuse to be labeled in the same category as the American masses because the American masses as a whole, in general, are a bunch of lazy ass losers.
And if they weren't, we would have a hell of a lot better politicians running this country and making us the bastions of capitalism like we once were.
Exactly.
Capitalism to the soul until the bullet hole, right, Ghost?
That's right.
That's what I got on my goddamn Twitter.
And that's just how it is, man.
Capitalism to the soul, to the bullet hole.
And that's just how I'm going to go down.
I'm not going to let these assholes sit over here and sink me down to the masses' level.
I'd rather die than to sit here and be labeled as the same classification as these damn masses that are just embracing waiting for bread at breadlines, that are embracing housing voucher programs from the government.
They're embracing all this nonsense.
It makes me sick.
And these people have no shame.
That's what really pisses me off.
It's not the fact that they're just pathetic waste of human life.
It's that they have no shame.
You understand?
Have no goddamn shame for themselves.
They don't care about who thinks that they're a piece of trash, a piece of filth.
They go around with these shit-stained shirts and freaking out shorts, and they're trying to get into the red lobster for Christ's sake.
It makes me sick.
It makes me sick.
You know what makes me sick is that they sit here.
In my time, if Lady Gaga, her master died, came out, no way whatsoever that thing would ever even touch MTV.
But now, this thing is everywhere.
And these people embrace this hermaster freak of nature like it's God.
And I've seen some of these bimbos walking down the street with Lady Gaga, hairdos, stupid outfits, thinking that they're going to be Lady Gaga.
Stop it.
Just stop it right now.
That is a sick waste of human life.
That is a deformation of life right there.
Lady Gaga is a disgusting piece of shit.
And to you people out there that sit there and love Lady Gaga, you guys are sick.
And ghosts, don't let these people get you down, ghost.
You're capitalists.
You're supposed to be rising above these masses, these low-life pieces of shame.
Let them all burn into fire because that's all they're going to do.
They can't survive in the realities of life.
They don't even know how to open a can of fucking beans.
You know what I'm talking about, ghosts?
They don't know nothing.
They don't know nothing, these people.
And for them to sit here and put you down, for you doing your God's earned will to sit here and help these kids, help better these kids, help America live a better life, and they sit here and put you down, ghost.
All these kids should burn in hell with that stupid kid that brought out heroin into his school.
And they should all burn in hell, ghost.
You know what?
I couldn't agree with you more.
I mean, all these wastes of human life that are out here contributing nothing but being detriments to society.
I couldn't agree with you more.
These people are wastes and they should.
They should burn.
They should burn.
And you know what?
I wish I could pull an Arnold Schwarzenegger move and be a Terminator and just start killing them all.
But unfortunately, I have a life and a career, so I'm not going to do that.
But you know what, Ghost, it's going to take a lot of stuff.
And America Handyman 2, you could blow my bone and quit IAMI, you fag.
Jesus.
Anyway, I don't want to take up any more of your time, but just keep capitalizing, ghost, and don't let these stupid idiot morons get you down, ghosts.
Smile look in there.
You're going to sit in the air and smile, look in the air and say, hey, I got money, and all these idiots will burn.
And I won't even feed these kids pennies if they ask for money and they're sitting there looking like an African Zimbabwe fucking AIDS victim.
That one politician screws.
You know what I mean, ghosts?
All these kids, they're the future, ghost, and it pisses me off because they were.
You're damn right here.
I mean, this is the future, man, and it pisses me off.
I mean, you think it pisses you off?
It pisses me off.
I mean, this is the future, for Christ's sake.
I mean, good cow!
Jesus Christ.
Yeah, it's fucking sick.
These stupid kids, they want me to show them my beloved package, man.
Come on, kids.
No.
No.
Stop asking me in private chats that you want to see the big bad bone.
No.
It doesn't work that way, you idiots.
But anyways, ghosts, you have a wonderful day.
Keep capitalizing.
Capitalist to the soul until they put me in my hole.
That's what I say, ghosts.
But shit, I like to bullet hole.
All right, man.
Hey, thanks a lot, man.
I appreciate you calling.
That was Goofy Bone, folks.
And if you don't know who Goofy Bone is, just give her a bone.
I mean, you know, he's an avid listener, an avid caller, and he is a member of the capitalist army.
And as a matter of fact, for all those folks that are out there listening in and that appreciate the commentary, and not to mention that understand where all of us are coming from here in this true capitalist radio program, I'd like to offer my hand to you to join an exclusive group, an exclusive social network that is exclusively for the capitalists.
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And how do you know you're a capitalist?
Well, by God, all you got to do is you got to work for a living.
All right?
You work for a living and you collect your goddamn paycheck.
You pay your taxes.
And at the same time, you don't collect any goddamn government entitlements.
All right?
And that's what makes you a capitalist.
A job, you pay taxes, and no goddamn government entitlements.
That's all there is to it.
It's very simple.
It's not that hard to become a member.
But, you know, of course, you've got a bunch of ass clowns who sit here and put a bunch of ridiculous malarkey.
So once again, it is an exclusive membership only.
Anyway, we're talking about this seven-year-old boy who brought bags of heroin to school.
But, you know, since we were talking about losers and pathetic wastes of human life, let me move on to the next subject matter because I think that it would probably piss off every capitalist that's listening within the sound of my voice.
All right?
It would piss off every goddamn capitalist for Christ's sake.
All right?
Now, there is an asshole out there in Michigan, of all places.
Oh, yeah, how could you, you know, oh, yeah, Michigan.
That's a stretch, right?
There's a scumbag in Michigan.
Yeah, that's a stretch.
But anyway, out of Michigan, for Christ's sake, we got some idiot by the name of Leroy Fick.
Leroy Fick of Auburn, Michigan, some 59-year-old waste of human life, all right?
Won $2 million in the state lottery, all right?
And the state lottery TV show, they call it out there in Michigan, Make Me Rich.
Make me rich.
All right?
And believe it or not, this idiot utilized the $2 million that he has to get a lawyer to make sure that he can continue to sustain his food stamp payments.
Yeah.
He's got $2 million, and lo and behold, this idiot is continuing to collect food stamps.
A $2 million lottery winner collecting food stamps, and he's legally able to do so.
I mean, can you believe this crap?
I mean, what the hell is going on with this country, folks?
I mean, no shame whatsoever.
And when people have no shame, when they have no integrity, when they have no dignity, for Christ's sake, they become a threat to civility.
They become the threat to society.
And that's why there is no coincidence that we are seeing the incrementalism of totalitarianism implemented upon the people of America when you've got these assholes in the American masses being complacent politically, economically, and socially.
I mean, give me a break.
A $2 million lottery winner.
He's like, yeah, I still need my goddamn food stamp, baby.
You understand?
I need my food stamp, baby.
You understand what I'm talking about?
Yeah, I need my food stamp.
I mean, does this not surprise anybody?
I mean, does this not surprise anybody that we've got a $2 million lottery winner in Michigan collecting a goddamn food stamp?
I mean, it does not surprise me whatsoever.
And what have I been saying all this time, ever since I've been doing this broadcast, ever since the liberal regime took power?
What have I been saying that this America has turned itself into?
What have I been saying it's been turning itself into?
I've been saying it's turning into Junkyard America.
That's right, baby.
It's Junkyard America, baby.
Thanks to the liberal regime.
Thanks for it.
Yes, we can.
Yes, we can, baby.
Yes, we can.
We made America blow.
Welcome to Junkyard America, folks.
That's right, but we have no soul.
We have no integrity.
We have no pride whatsoever.
Everybody's getting everything but the government favour.
And that's the way they like it.
Come on, America.
There it is, right there.
This is what this goddamn country has turned itself into.
It's turned itself into Junkyard Goddamn America.
And I can't believe that people are just sitting back playing with their Peter Poppers until it's chafed, thinking that it's a great day in society out here.
Do you understand?
Makes me sick.
Let me go ahead and take another caller here.
What else we got?
We got 724.
What up?
Hey, ghost.
Zombie Nation Definition00:03:38
I was wondering what you're going to do for your final show tomorrow because everyone knows that Saturday is the world ends.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Oh, my God.
Is everybody still harping on that?
Does everybody believe it?
It's the new world.
I mean, are you kidding me for Christ's sake?
I mean, you actually believe that the end of the world is how is it going to end, by the way, 724?
How is it going to end?
The Bible says it's going to end.
That's all.
The Bible doesn't say it's going to end on March 21st, 2011.
It does not say that in the Bible.
But how is it going to end?
I mean, what's going to happen tomorrow?
It's going to start raining down in the skies.
Earthquakes.
There's going to be two tsunamis.
There's everything.
Aliens probably.
It's just going to happen.
Well, you know what?
You know, since you believe this, if you don't mind, I kind of want to play a little game.
And, folks, it's about that time to play Guess the Minority.
That's right, ladies and gentlemen.
I sense that there is some minority in there, and I know that you've been waiting for this again.
So, once again, folks, we are playing Guess the Minority.
And we'd like to see everybody's guests right here in the chat room.
So go right ahead and take your guess.
All right, go ahead.
Can you say something again, 724?
Because it's, you know, we're trying to play a game here.
What do you want me to talk about?
Well, I kind of want you to talk about the end of the world.
Why don't you enlighten us?
You said that there's going to be earthquakes.
There's going to be stuff riding from the sky, whatever the case might be.
Are there going to be zombies?
Zombies are scientifically impossible.
Everyone knows that.
Well, no, absolutely not.
Zombies are not scientifically impossible.
I think that you need to look up zombie ants and take a look at how there's an actual fungi that has not only overtaken ants, but a couple of other insects within that particular food chain that actually make these goddamn insects go insane.
You know, you ever heard of zombie ants?
No.
No, of course you've never heard of zombie ants because let's put it like this.
I mean, this fungi directs the, you know, directly affects the brain of anything that it infects.
And it grows and it turns these goddamn insects into ballistic creatures.
They start eating themselves.
They start chomping on things that they don't need to be chomping on.
I mean, look it up for yourself, man.
Look it up.
Look up zombie ants and you'll read all about it.
I mean, this just started showing up, what was it, a couple of years ago.
You know what I mean?
So, okay, if the zombies are scientifically impossible, what what what else is going to happen?
Are we going to see the four horses of apocalypse?
Well, going back to the zombie ants, those aren't really zombies.
It's not like they're taking dead animals and bringing them back to life.
They're just putting neurotoxins in their head and they can go.
No, well, no, wait, wait a minute.
Well, that's the same concept.
I mean, a zombie is a zombie.
You know, a zombie is something where, you know, something takes control of the brain and they're no longer driving at the wheel.
The people that, you know, are composed of this ailment are no longer at the wheel.
Kind of like 28 days, 28 weeks later, for Christ's sake.
You remember that movie?
Zombies, they're they're people buried in the ground.
They get up and then they stop eating people's brains.
That's the definition of a zombie.
South Africa Party Line00:15:10
All right, I'm saying, I'm thinking, I was thinking Mexican there for a second, but I'm thinking he's black.
You know what I'm saying?
So, hey, are you black, sir, by any chance?
It's African American.
Yeah!
I did it!
I did it!
I knew it!
All right, everybody.
Everybody who gets black, man, give yourself a pat on the back, man.
Anyway, why do you want to be called an African-American?
Don't you think that's a kind of a condescending word to be called?
What are you trying to say about Africa?
No, I'm not saying anything.
You've never been to Africa, though.
So how can you call yourself an African-American when you've never been to Africa?
Are you going to tell me I've never been to Africa?
Are you kidding me?
I can tell by the way you sound that you've never been to Africa.
I can tell by the way you sound, you've never been to the hood for as far as I'm concerned.
Sounds to me like you're out there in a middle-class kind of white suburb society and gracing yourself with that type of pop culture.
I mean, there's no way that you're growing up in the hood, man.
I'll tell you that right now.
I could just tell by the way you're talking.
Well, you don't believe what you're going to believe.
I was on the hood.
I went to Africa twice in my life.
You went to Africa twice?
Where'd you go?
country?
No, the first time I went to South Africa, that was when I was a...
No, no, South Africa's not a country.
What country in South Africa?
What country?
South Africa is a country.
Are you stupid?
You went to South Africa.
What did you go see in South Africa?
What do you mean what I see?
What did you go see?
Sold a lot of things.
That's what I thought, you idiot.
I saw a lot of things, baby.
I saw a lot of things.
I saw a mountain lion.
I saw me a lion.
I saw me a tiger.
I saw that.
Man, nature, you crazy, baby.
Oh, man.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I know South Africa's a country.
I just wanted to see what this idiot was saying.
I was trying to stumble him up for Christ's sake.
He finally got stumbled when I was asking him what exactly he went and go see.
I saw a lot of things, baby.
I saw a lot of things.
I went out there to safety, baby.
I went out there and I saw me a goddamn lion, baby.
I saw me a mountain line.
I saw a red and I am damn nature.
You crazy.
Anyway, I'm sorry, folks.
I know.
I'm going off, Keister.
We were talking about this asshole from Michigan.
You know, this $2 million lottery winner out there in Auburn, Michigan, that is actually collecting food stamps.
And believe it or not, he's doing it legally.
All right?
He's doing it legally, for Christ's sake, collecting food stamps while he's got $2 million of taxpayer money.
You know, that's where the goddamn lottery comes from.
Taxpayer money.
He's got it in the bank.
And lo and behold, this is what we're doing.
We got a lot of people on the horn all of a sudden.
646-652-4869 is the number to call here.
Once again, folks, we're looking for a few good people out there, www.capitalistarmy.com.
We're looking for a few good men and women out there that are true capitalists, that understand that we're not going to sit here and embrace this goddamn entitlement-ridden society.
We're not going to be waiting in breadlines, and us as capitalists are going to separate ourselves from the masses that are doing nothing but being complacent, that are embracing totalitarianism.
And that's the last thing that capitalists want to embrace.
So, once again, www.capitalistarmy.com.
Anyway, let's take some more callers here.
I mean, Jesus Christ, I mean, I guess everybody loves me in the 906 area code.
We've got about five numbers.
We got about five numbers from 906, so let's just go ahead and answer them all.
906, go ahead.
Well, fucking.
Shregya!
I don't try it.
How big's your penis?
Oh, they couldn't say anything.
Look at them.
I put them all on the horn and look at them.
They didn't know what the hell to say.
Look at them.
I put them all on the horn, and that's what they had to say, folks.
That's it.
That's it right there.
Did you hear all those fruit bowls?
906.
Can somebody tell me what city that is?
906, somebody in the chat room.
What is 906?
Because let me tell you, they have got a majority of fruit bowls out there at 906, for Christ's sake.
Can you believe this crap?
Did you hear the fruitness coming out of these people?
Huh?
Huh, how are you doing now?
I'm getting you.
I'm hanging.
Shut up.
Oh, it's in Upper Michigan.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Well, no wonder.
No wonder we've got these idiots from the 906.
They ain't doing nothing for Christ's sake.
I mean, you know, isn't like, you know, three-fourths of Michigan collecting entitlements for Christ's sake?
You know what I mean?
And not to mention, doesn't everybody remember when Obama was going to give out, what was it, $2,500 to, I don't know, 1,000 people or 1,500 people, and 35,000 people showed up to try to sign up for it for Christ's sake.
You all remember that?
I blogged about that.
Ghostpolitics.blogspot.com.
Let me tell you something.
I mean, you know, you're talking about a pissing ground, and not only a pissing ground, a pissing ice hole, Michigan.
And I'm sorry to all my fans in Michigan that are there, but please, I mean, you know, take some advice.
Get the hell out of there.
All right?
I mean, seriously, get the hell out of Michigan.
I mean, it's just a disgusting trash hole, for Christ's sake.
You know, I actually watched this show on True TV, you know, called Hardcore Pond.
And believe it or not, if you want a good glimpse of what is comprised of Detroit and comprised of Michigan, take a look.
All right?
Take a look at Hardcore Pond for a couple of episodes, and that'll show you what type of mental capacity that you're dealing with out there in Michigan, for lack of a better term, for Christ's sake.
You know what I mean?
I mean, seriously, I'm not joking.
I mean, it's pretty sick.
It's pretty goddamn sick.
I mean, you know, it it's you know you know how I tell you that story that uh you know I was down here in South Texas at one of my brick-mortar businesses and you know some bimbo came in with her fat jelly ass and five kids trailing her.
She picked up an item from the goddamn shelf.
She comes up.
She's like, Yeah, baby, I got four dollars.
I I know this here says ten dollars, but I'm gonna give you four dollars and I'm gonna keep this.
Everything gonna be all right, all right?
Well, that happens like at least four or five times an hour at Hardcore Pond.
You know what I'm saying?
At least four or five times an hour at Hardcore Pond, for Christ's sake.
I mean, it's just an unbelievably disgraceful area, that Michigan Detroit area.
Just an unbelievable waste of life out there.
Just a waste of life, just kind of wandering around already half dead.
You know, what they should do is just kind of do everybody a favor and drink some Drano or something.
You know what I mean?
Anyway, 646-652-4869, we're talking about this $2 million lottery winner out of all places, Michigan.
All right?
Michigan.
You know, this guy is continuing to collect food stamps, even though he's got $2 million in his bank account.
I want to hear what you got to say about it.
All right, we've got Mike Stewart.
What's up, Mike Stewart?
You're taking too long, you moron.
Who else we got?
We got 200.
What's up?
What are you stupid?
No personality having jerk asses, man.
Get a personality for Christ's sake, you stupid loser.
That's why you're on the internet by yourself instead of maybe going out with a significant other that maybe gives a crap about you and will whack your wiener every now and then instead of you doing it with old lefty and righty.
Jesus Christ.
Rosie Palms and her five sisters, you stupid idiot.
Anyway, you know what?
We're going to put some people in the true capitalist party line right now.
There's a lot of people from 906.
So all the 906s are in the party line right now.
That's what they're doing.
906s are all in the party line.
Who else we throw in the party line there?
We'll also throw in Jakari, since he's been on hold for about an hour and a half.
We'll throw him in the party line.
Anyway, 646-652-4869 is the number to call.
Like I said, I want to hear from you.
We'll go ahead and put 203 in the party line as well.
Go ahead and talk there.
Anyway, 646-652-4869-310.
You're on the horn.
You stupid moron.
We got Bob Jeamis.
What's going on, Bob Jeamus?
It's me again, your favorite Mexican.
Hello, big boy.
You're not a Mexican.
You're a European piece of crap.
We can hear it all over you.
Are you kidding me?
I mean, you're a European trash.
What are you doing on here?
Why don't you go out and protest with all your other socialists out there pissing and moaning that they got to go back to work?
What the hell are you doing here?
Talk, boy, talk.
I'm talking to you.
What the hell would you talk, huh?
Europeans don't know how to talk when you get janked out of the goddamn closet.
Why don't you talk, you piece of crap?
Okay, well, I talked to you like half an hour ago, one hour ago, one and a half hours ago.
Just get this stupid moron off.
Get him off.
Here, let's see what these idiots are talking about in the party line, shall we?
And sounds like a blatant retard himself.
It's pretty sad.
And then you do this.
Everyone thinks that Texas is retarded because there's people like you all over Texas in it talking like this non-stop.
Yeah, well, why does he do this?
Because he just loves it so much.
It's so much fun to just choke yourself to death while you're on the radio getting high.
I mean, do you always sound this fruity?
Or are you just like, you know, one of these guys that is just, you know, coming on here like the Download Brothers or something?
Download Brothers?
What does that mean?
Well, no, it sounds like he's got us in this party line, and I'm just thinking that maybe, you know, since it was the Download Brothers, I mean, you know.
What does Download Brothers mean?
Well, no, you know what it means, you know, just kind of like some Download Brothers, you know, that sort of thing.
You know, he put us in this party line for a reason.
You know, maybe it was fate.
You know what I'm saying?
You know?
What does Download Brothers mean?
You know, like Download.
Like, you know, you come by my house, you know, give me my Jimmy Wax.
And, you know, that's a good one.
I don't do that.
Oh, you don't do that?
Well, you know, you kind of sound like you're kind of a little fruity there.
You know, I mean, come on with a voice like that, dude.
On you, buddy.
You're probably just jealous of how amazing my voice is in comparison to your own.
No, well, no, I'm not saying anything bad.
I mean, you know, he put us in the party line, and I was just thinking that maybe, you know, this is fate or something.
I mean, just give me an email address or something.
State it again.
He put us in this party line together.
Holy crap.
You are a genius.
No, well, no.
I mean, come on, dude.
I mean, why you got to be, you know, why you got to be a puss like that, dude?
You know?
Anyway, all right.
Here, let's go ahead and take somebody else out of the party line and see what happens to them.
Now, that idiot ain't talking.
Here, see if this idiot's talking here.
We got the pussy.
Yeah, they're not talking here.
Let's put some more people in the party line, all right?
We got another 906 in the party line.
We got Ronald Bones in the party line.
Who else we got?
Jesus Christ.
Rocco, you're in the party line.
You just got off.
You just hung up.
We got a 111 in the party line.
Okay, anyway, the reason that I'm just putting all these people on the party line, and for all you folks that don't know, you can give me a call up, 646-652-4869.
Since everybody's on hold, we're just going to throw everybody in on their own line right now.
They're all talking to each other.
We can't hear in.
We can just kind of bring them back, you know, as they're in conversation with one another.
You know what I'm saying?
So that's what we're going to do here.
All right?
We're going to put, who else are we going to put in the party line here?
Jesus Christ.
We're going to put a lot of people in the party line.
You know what I mean?
The Goat Whisperer.
We're going to put him in the party line.
And the Rocco in the party line.
But anyway, now that we've got people in the party line here, what I want to do here, what I want to do is move on to the next subject matter because, you know, as much as it pisses me off that some $2 million lottery winner out there in Michigan is collecting food stamps, there is other things to talk about.
And I'm talking about Ronald McDonald.
That's right.
These liberals are out here trying to rip off Ronald McDonald from us.
They want to ban Ronald McDonald from McDonald's.
Can you believe this crap?
They want to ban Ronald McDonald because, oh, you're marketing to kids, and that's not good.
That's horrible.
You can't do that.
That's bad.
That's so bad.
Jesus Christ.
Here, let's take one of them back from the party line here.
Hold on.
Now, this idiot just isn't saying anything.
Why don't we just drop him off the line completely?
Here, let's see if this idiot's saying anything.
Ronald McDonald Ban Protest00:14:32
Now, the CD ain't saying anything either.
We'll go ahead and take him off.
See if one of the 906s are saying something.
Penis.
What do you guys?
What is that, dude?
Penis in my butthole.
Oh, yeah, you like that?
Like penis in my butthole.
Yeah, you sound a dude.
Just come on over here, man.
You sound pretty good, man.
You, don't you?
Yeah, you sound like some buddy.
You sound like somebody with a freshly waxed blowhole.
You know what I'm saying?
Hey, hey, Drew.
Yeah.
Is Jackson on this?
Jackson?
Yeah, is there a Jackson out there?
Yeah, yeah, he's over here, man.
He's busy right now.
He's cleaning the court out of my shit, dude.
Dude, your mom has the nicest ass.
I wouldn't have heard.
I'm just kidding, man.
Don't take that.
No, dude.
I mean, you know, I don't have a mom.
Me and my dad share yours with a couple of other families, dude.
Really?
My mom's black.
Yeah?
Well, at least she's got a good booty, dude.
Just got black foot, dude.
She's from Michigan.
You know what I'm saying, dude?
How many dudes are over there, dude?
Why don't we just go over there?
Why don't we have a circle jerk, dude?
Circle jerk all the way at KKK, man.
Why power?
Let's do it.
Well, dude, why don't you tell me where you're at, dude?
Wow, okay.
I'm in the Kalamazoo area, Michigan.
Yeah, Kalamazoo, dude.
All right, that's not too far away, dude.
Well, how many dudes are over there, dude?
You want me to take a couple of dudes over?
You got about five or six dudes over there, dude?
Jesus Christ, dude.
Are you the bottom, dude?
Bring your own rope first.
Well, no, dude, are you the bottom, dude?
Are you the one taking the pooper?
Is there somebody else, dude?
I'll take him in the pooper because I'm not gay.
Oh, you do it?
Okay, all right.
Get this shit out.
Get him off for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ, this is the kind of crap they're talking about.
This is the kind of crap that they're talking about for Christ's sake in the goddamn party line, for God's sake.
Jesus Christ, let's throw a Jimmy John Carter.
You're in the party line, all right?
All right, 785.
You're in the party line.
All right, let me see if we can get anybody else talking from the party line here.
You big fruity bastard.
Hey, uh, does he have us in the party line?
I guess.
Yeah, where are you from, dude?
I'm from the Netherlands.
Oh, yeah, I'm out here in Florida, dude.
You're an old people.
Yeah.
You gay, dude?
Yeah, man, you do?
Yeah, dude.
Do you have an email address, dude?
You got a pretty rich mom and dad, dude.
They'll fly you over here and maybe be my sex slave for a couple of days or something, dude.
Man, I'm more into animals.
Yeah, dude.
Well, you kind of sound like you were into squirrel fisting and dog farting fetishes here for a second, dude.
Yeah, of course, man.
I got my whole computer full of it.
I know, it sounds like it, dude.
Sounds like it.
Get to see that.
Get him off, this sick son of a bitch.
I mean, do you understand this?
This is the real world, man.
This is the real America, the real world, for Christ's sake.
Anyway, we were talking about Ronald McDonald.
They're trying to.
They're trying to make Ronald McDonald illegal here in America because we got some pansy asses thinking that, I don't know, there's too many fat ass kids and that somehow Ron banning Ronald McDonald is going to somehow make him skinny through osmosis or something.
But once again, I mean, give me a goddamn break.
You know what I mean?
Give me a damn break for Christ's sake.
You know what I mean?
Anyway, 203, you're now in the party line.
Here, let's take one of these idiots out of it.
Let's take 785 out of it.
King Keniff from Connecticut.
Oh, yeah.
You're from Connecticut, dude?
Oh, yeah.
You only mine your mouth and not in your hand.
Yeah.
Yeah, dude.
You're from Connecticut, dude.
Really?
Dude, I'm right down the way, dude.
I'm like in New York, dude.
I can just kind of crew over the fuse.
Hold on, you want me to be a ghetto ghost, baby?
Hold on, hold on, baby.
All day, every day, baby.
We strike in paper all day, every day, baby.
It's the first of the month coming up, baby.
We're about to no, you're not a good ghetto ghost, man.
You know?
And now he got stop calling him the ghetto ghost, all right, assholes.
Anyway, let's take uh, hold on, another one out here.
Did we take over?
So, what's up, dude?
I mean, is he just gonna keep us in here?
Do you still hear me?
Yeah, dude.
I mean, he's just gonna keep us in this, like, you know, whatever this is, dude.
Dude, really, we just took over or something?
What the hell?
Where did he go?
I bet he's wanking on our voices right now.
Oh, Mexicans are Europeans.
You know, dude, I don't know, dude, but you know, you can kind of sound kind of hot, dude.
Yeah, thank you all.
You sound like one of those, you know, like Cabana boys, dude, that, like, probably wears, like, panties and stuff, dude.
Well, as a matter of fact, I wear my panties today, but I just stick mine and tossed them on the floor and wanked.
Dude, hold on, stop, stop, dude.
Stop.
Hold on a second, dude.
I can't really, you know, understand what you're saying, dude.
You know, can you talk a little bit more English, dude?
I can try to, but I'm Mexican, so it's really hard.
You're Mexican, dude.
Okay, well, I'll tell you what, I got something, dude.
I got something that'll help us out, dude.
Here, here, let's talk about it.
You call me, dude.
There we go.
Woo!
Come on, give me one of those, man.
Give me one of those.
Come on, we can't.
We can't hear you.
Come on, now.
Speak louder, boy.
Squeak louder.
All right, get this idiot off it.
Get him up.
Turn off that Mexican music, too, while we're at it, for Christ's sake.
Anyway, let's take some calls.
864, what's up, man?
Here, code 864, are you there?
He's playing with his Peter Popper.
That's what he's doing.
Who else we got?
We got 267.
What's up, man?
Hey, Harry Code 267, what's up, man?
Playing with your Peter Popper, too, for Christ.
What the hell's going on with this crap, man?
I'm sitting over here.
I'm taking goddamn calls.
And this is the kind of crap I'm getting, for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, let's take some more calls.
310, what's up?
Couldn't even, you couldn't even keep up the damn music for Christ's sake.
I tell you what, we're going to do.
Let's go ahead and call this son of a bitch back because we couldn't really understand him.
All right?
So maybe we give him a call back.
He's in the list, by the way, too, for being such a freaking lamer.
So we're going to see if we can get him on the horn and maybe get his mammy or something.
I'd like to hear somebody's mammy answer the phone.
Oh, my God, that would be so classic, wouldn't it?
I'd love that crap.
I'd love to talk garbage to some of these stupid fruity asses mammies out here.
Your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice message system.
310.
Oh!
I don't want to give out the whole boy's number now.
I almost gave out his number there.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Anyway, let me go ahead and give some shout-outs to all the peeps out here.
We're getting about 14 minutes left in the broadcast.
Let me go ahead and give some shout-outs to everybody out there.
Hold on, let me kick this first asshole who's in the front of the line.
As a matter of fact, let me kick the first few assholes.
Get him out!
Get those assholes out of here.
Get him out.
Anyway, I want to, I guess, give some shout-outs to people that are in the chat room.
One, the pariahs in the house.
We got a seven-year-old smack dealer in the house.
We got an eight-year-old dope user in the house.
Let's go ahead and take that idiot out.
Get the next idiot out.
Get that other idiot that's next.
Take him out.
Get him out of my cocktail.
Get him out.
We got Akira Fudo.
What's going on?
We got Alcoholic in the house.
We got a melting pot of poo.
We've got Anal Bratwurst.
Are you kidding me?
Get that sick son of a bitch out.
Get him out.
That's disgusting.
Get him out.
You've got Anita.
What's going on?
You got Are You a Wizard?
You got that idiot out.
Get Big Joke out of here.
Get him out.
We've got Bloody Diarrhea in the house.
We got Brandon McGee.
We got Brodo Faggins.
We've got Bum Ferret.
We've got Butt Wrench.
We've got Capitalistic.
We got Serena.
What's going on, Serno?
We got Cookie Monster.
We got the Jollies.
We got David Fruit Bowl.
Debbie Daly.
Dick Burns in the house.
What's going on?
of Weber.
Get that idiot out there.
Get that.
Get him out.
We got Future DMB.
What's going on, Future DMV?
And we got Gombago.
Get Bobo out of here, too.
I'm sick of seeing that sorry sack of crappy.
Get him out!
Get out!
We got Ghost equals Racist.
No, I'm not already.
Get that idiot out of here.
Kick him out.
Kick these idiots out.
All right, we got Janice Lawless.
We got Gizzod.
We got Gog Magog in the house.
We got Goofy Bone in the house and some idiot disrespecting Goofy Bone, so kick that idiot out.
Kick him out.
We've got a whole bunch of guests, man.
What's going on to all the damn guests that are up in the place?
What's going on?
We got Hamfist Mick Asfondle.
Ah, Jesus.
You sick sons of bitches in this goddamn place, man.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, we've got I Am on Food Stamps in the house.
You sick son of a bitch.
We've got I Am on Welfare in the house, you stupid dumb bastard.
We got I Happen to Be Mexican in the place.
We got I Love Mother Russia.
Get that idiot out.
Get I Love Mother Rutt.
Get him out.
Get out, Mother Ruth.
Get that stupid sack of Joseph Stalin ass-kicking ass and get him out.
We've got I'm Ryder User in the house.
All right.
We've got In Before Shitstorm in the house.
We've got James Allen in the place.
We got John LePicard or whatever the hell his pretty French name is.
What's going on?
We got Jim's 93 in the place.
What's going on?
We got John Brand, John Johnson, Jose Stalin.
Get Joseph Stalin.
Get Joseph Stalin out of here.
Get that idiot.
Get him out.
We've got Keishu in the house.
What's going on, Keishu?
We got Combat Mad.
We got Kyle Marno.
Get that other idiot after Kyle out of here.
Get his stupid, stinking, smelly ass out of here.
Get him out.
Get their sorry asses out.
We've got Link Tendo in the house.
We've got LOL Ghost as a racist.
Get that idiot out, too.
Get him out.
Nobody calls me a racist and gets away with it.
I'm not a racist.
I'm a melting pot of friendship.
Get your sorry, stinking ass out.
We've got LOLUMAD in the house.
We got Max Power 2 in the place.
We got Ma Kids up in the place.
We got a melting pot of alcohol in the house.
We got Menonem in the place.
Mother Russia CA in the house.
Get that idiot out.
Get Mother Russia out of here.
Kick his ass out.
Kick him out.
We've got Mystery Man Ryan.
We got Niagara Roll.
We got the Nigerian.
We've got plants.
Get that other idiot after that.
Kick him out.
Kick him out.
We've got Poop Tickler in the place.
Poop Tickler, for Christ's sake?
Jesus Christ, with these six sons of bitches.
All right?
We got racist equals.
Kick that idiot out.
Kick him out.
Get him out.
Get the stinkard, smelly son of a bitch out.
We've got Rage Moore Ghost.
We got Red Medicine.
We got Rhino 36, Rockstar 57.
We've got Scrooge McDuck.
Get that other idiot after Scrooge McDuck out of here.
Kick him out.
And kick the other one after him, too.
Kick their asses, stinking asses out of here.
Kick him out.
And kick Spermy the cat out of here.
Kick his ass out.
We got Scrooge McDuck.
We got the Ozone in the house.
What's going on, Ozone?
We got the game.
We got the truth is out there.
We got Tickle My Pickle.
Are you kidding me?
Tickle my pickle.
Jesus Christ.
We got Todd Tilbury in the place.
Get that other idiot after Todd.
Capitalist Army Callers00:07:41
Get the Trip out of there.
Kick him out.
Kick Trip out of here.
Kick him out.
We got Taseki.
All right.
We got Usuma Kama.
Get that asshole out of here, too.
Get that asshole.
Kick him out.
We got Vincent the Bay in the place.
We got wet.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I'm not saying that for Christ.
Kick that sick son of a bitch.
Kick him out.
Get him out.
Kick the other one out.
Kick them all out.
Kick all of them out.
All of them.
And then we got YouTube Ghost Baby, for Christ's sake.
And we got Vincent the Bay.
Anyway, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
We got seven minutes left in the broadcast.
Once again, folks, we are looking for a few good men and women in the capitalist army.
If you happen to be a capitalist, if you're somebody who appreciates the capitalist endeavors and the capitalist idea, well, by God, don't just sit there and play with your pecker shaft.
Go out.
Join the capitalist army.
All right.
Join the capitalist army right now.
All right, www.capitalistarmy.com.
All right?
All right.
That's how it is, baby.
That's how it is.
Anyway, let me take a couple of more callers here.
Before we do, I want to kick somebody out of here for being some stupid, milky-looking piece of trash.
All right, now that we kicked that idiot out, let's go ahead and take some calls here.
What else we got?
We got 440.
What's up?
Hello?
Yeah.
Hey, what's up, Ghost Goku?
Hey, what's going on, Goku?
Good to hear from you, man.
Yeah, hey, what are you doing?
What's up?
No, nothing much, man.
We're just kicking back.
We're about to end the show, for Christ's sake, man.
What are you working?
Did you get the job?
No, no, I had my interview today, though.
Think it went pretty good, though.
All right, man.
Well, good for you, man.
Straight up.
Get a job during the summer, man.
Stack your chips.
I know it's going to be tempting to go out there and spend a lot of capital, man, but don't do it.
Save it up, and you should be just fine, man.
Yeah, you're right.
Yeah, I know.
I think I got the job.
Winterview went pretty good.
Yeah, you know, everybody in the chat room saying you sound a little older.
You know, you're starting to mature up a little bit or something, man.
I don't know.
I'm not in the chat room and I'm at a friend's house.
Oh, cool, man.
Well, hey, man, thanks for calling up, Goku, man.
I'm about to end the show right now.
You want to give any shout-outs to anybody?
No, hey, if you can't, take another 440 caller.
All right, sure, no problem.
What's another 440 caller here, man?
We're looking for another 440 with their hands up.
Tell them to put their hands up, Goku.
All right, you got one with a 440.
You're on the horn.
Hello?
Yeah, what's up, man?
What's going on?
How's it going?
Just anything?
Nothing much.
Just sitting back drinking some monsters.
Tell them, listen to you.
Oh, that's cool, man.
No problem.
Check it out.
Check it out.
What are you going to do for the summer, man?
As a matter of fact, screw the summer.
What are you going to do for Rapture this Saturday?
Oh, right, right, right.
Oh, okay.
So we're planning on throwing a party this party this Friday.
And then, you know, Rapture Saturday.
And then Sunday, we got church.
You think that we're going to come back around, that nothing's going to transpire here Saturday?
Yeah, I don't think so.
I think that it's going to happen later.
I hear you, man.
I don't think that it's going to happen either, for Christ's sake.
No kidding.
Anyway, man, thanks for calling, man.
I appreciate you and Goku for listening in.
We got four minutes left in the broadcast.
Before we go, folks, I would like for everybody to please follow me on Twitter.
Follow me on Twitter for Christ's sake.
All right?
Ghost Politics is the name to follow.
All right?
Ghost politics, all one word, no underscores.
Ghost politics.
All right?
And let me tell you, I'm sick and tired of you assholes that follow me one minute, and because I have some kind of a controversial tweet, you guys don't want to follow me the next minute, for Christ's sake.
Don't be a goddamn bunch of milky liquors, all right?
Don't be a bunch of milky liquors.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
And that's all I got to say.
Do not be a bunch of milky liquors and follow me for Christ's sake, all right?
Ghost politics is the name to follow.
Hold on, let me kick some idiot out of here for real quick.
All right, kick his ass out.
Kick him out.
Kick all their asses out.
Anyway, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
I'm going to be here tomorrow.
You know, who knows if it's going to be the end of the world?
You know, who knows if it's going to be, you know, who the hell knows what's going to be?
But if it is, I hope that it comes by, and it'll be a fun thing to watch.
You know what I mean?
Going to be a fun thing to watch all these morons that are out here thinking their lives are so significant.
You know what I mean?
I think they're lives that, oh, look at me, AA.
I'm going to be the next American idol.
I'm going to be the next, you know, dancing with the stars.
I'm going to be the next bitch.
And now you're not going to be nothing.
You people out here are sitting here thinking that life's a big joke.
It's not a joke.
All right?
I mean, 35% of our economy is comprised of those that collect entitlements.
All right?
That's nothing to be proud of.
And that's why America is being flushed down the toilet.
All right?
Anyway, follow me on Twitter at Ghost Politics.
All one word, no underscores.
All right?
And not to mention, I got a blog, folks.
And on this blog, I actually blogged this morning about the latest single that's going to come out this summer.
It's called Do the Walmart.
That's right.
It's called Do the Walmart that's coming out, and it's going to be probably on a goddamn radio station near you.
So why don't you check that out?
Ghostpolitics.blogspot.com is the official blog of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
All right?
All right, ghostpolitics.blogspot.com.
And I hate to keep reiterating this, but once again, capitalistarmy.com, baby.
We're looking for a few good men and women, and that's what we want.
All right?
CapitalistArmy.com.
Anyway, I'm out of here, folks.
I'm going to be here tomorrow.
I'm here Monday through Friday, 4 to 7 p.m. Central Standard Time.
Spread it around like wildfire that we're in affected in the house.
Not to mention, folks, that you got all these little buttons underneath your player, all right?
A little tweet, this button, a little Facebook thumbs up, that button.
Go out there and use and abuse those buttons, baby.
You understand what I'm saying?
Use and abuse them buttons.
Anyway, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
It's been great.
It's been fun.
Thank you for tuning in.
I'm going to be here tomorrow, 4 to 7 p.m. Central Standard Time.
Long live the capitalist movement.
And once again, follow me on Twitter and CapitalistArmy.com.
Www.capitalistarmy.com.
Capitalistarmy.com you milky lickers.
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