True Capitalist Radio - May 8th, 2011 True Capitalist Radio Hosted By Ghost EP 082
Aired: 2011-05-08
Duration: 03:04:31


=== Mothers Need To Hear This (13:37) ===

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[00:00:09]  Instead, let him grind the gears and knock over the neighbor's mailbox in something a little more suited to his skill level.
[00:00:16]  And with over 400,000 parts and a little Napa know-how, he can safely drive something that's nearly as old as he is.
[00:00:24]  It's not perfect, but it's perfect for him.
[00:00:27]  That's Napa Know-How.
[00:00:30]  Love Talk Radio.
[00:00:34]  Here we go.
[00:00:40]  Last off.
[00:00:44]  This is True Capitalist Radio.
[00:00:47]  True Capitalist Radio.
[00:00:49]  I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
[00:00:55]  The badass of business.
[00:00:57]  Give him capitalism or give him death.
[00:00:59]  That's it.
[00:01:00]  Period.
[00:01:01]  Broadcasting from his skylight office studios in beautiful downtown Austin, Texas.
[00:01:05]  You sound fruitier than a box of fruit loops, for Christ's sake.
[00:01:09]  And now, he'll take it from here.
[00:01:11]  Your host, the prognosticator of prognosticators, the man they call...
[00:01:16]  Go Me.
[00:01:28]  Stand that point.
[00:01:30]  Anti-Mother's Day edition is ineffective in the house.
[00:01:35]  What's going on, folks?
[00:01:36]  Thank you for tuning in with me to a special edition of True Capitalist Radio.
[00:01:43]  And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
[00:01:48]  And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
[00:01:52]  This is episode number 82 for all the folks keeping track with the True Capitalist broadcast.
[00:01:58]  And not to mention, this is the annual Anti-Mother's Day edition of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
[00:02:06]  And of course, for all you folks that have been with me for a long, long time, you know as well as I, I've been doing this for, you know, ever since I have been doing this broadcast, four or five years, anti-Mother's Day editions.
[00:02:20]  And if you don't believe me, go into the archive, which is on demand 24 hours a day at your discretion, thousands and thousands of hours of material and commentary by yours truly, blogtalkradio.com/slash ghost is the website to bookmark and add to your favorites so that you can check all this out and go back to every single Mother's Day.
[00:02:43]  Go back around the, you know, the May times of every single year that yours truly has broadcasted.
[00:02:50]  And let me tell you something right now, we have had an anti-Mother's Day edition of the True Capitalist Radio, which back then it was called True Conservative Radio.
[00:03:00]  And I figured, why break the tradition?
[00:03:04]  You know, we've started it.
[00:03:05]  We've done things.
[00:03:06]  Let's continue going with the tradition, folks, and we've done it.
[00:03:09]  And I want to say sorry to the folks that are a little bit taken back by the time at this point in time.
[00:03:16]  I usually broadcast at 4 p.m. Central Standard Time, Monday through Friday.
[00:03:21]  That's my typical schedule.
[00:03:23]  But today, we're on a Sunday because Mother's Day falls on a Sunday.
[00:03:27]  And that's what we're going to be focusing on here at the beginning of the program, is an anti-Mother's Day tone towards this broadcast.
[00:03:35]  And people ask me, well, why do you do this, Ghost?
[00:03:39]  I mean, do you not have any appreciation for the mother?
[00:03:43]  Well, let me ask you a question.
[00:03:45]  Does the mother not have any appreciation for the child anymore?
[00:03:51]  You understand what I'm saying?
[00:03:52]  I mean, that's what I'm trying to ask.
[00:03:55]  Does the mother have any more compassion, any more legitimate emotion towards the child at this point in time?
[00:04:02]  And in my personal view, and the whole basis of this program is to not only tell mothers, hey, anybody can get impregnated by some asshole who looks good in a leather jacket and slick back hair, all right?
[00:04:17]  Anybody can shit out a kid.
[00:04:18]  I mean, it's one of the natural states of biology, you know, to multiply and replicate that sort of thing.
[00:04:26]  But do mothers care about their children?
[00:04:29]  That's what I'm concerned about.
[00:04:31]  And you take a look at the social landscape of America.
[00:04:34]  You take a look at the social landscape of the westernized world throughout the international community.
[00:04:39]  And in my personal opinion, you are seeing mothers out here trivializing life itself.
[00:04:46]  Do you understand?
[00:04:46]  Trivializing life itself.
[00:04:49]  They're out here shitting out children for more child support payments, more entitlements from the government, more compassion from those around them.
[00:04:59]  It's a disgrace.
[00:05:01]  You know, it's an utter disgrace what mothers have done to children at this point in time.
[00:05:06]  You take a look at all the children that are being raised by single parents out here and that are being robbed of actual good upbringings.
[00:05:14]  And what is a good upbringing?
[00:05:15]  I mean, a good upbringing is the simplistic upbringing that we all long for at this point in time.
[00:05:21]  I know that the youth long for it.
[00:05:23]  It's the same reason why every Christmas we watch a Christmas story.
[00:05:28]  The same reason TBS, TNT, they always broadcast it 24 hours a day throughout the Christmas season.
[00:05:34]  Why?
[00:05:35]  Why did they broadcast it?
[00:05:36]  Because everybody wants to go back to that family innocence time in history.
[00:05:41]  And what's unfortunate is that the youth today have never had any kind of innocence.
[00:05:45]  They've never been exposed to that type of parental upbringing.
[00:05:48]  They never had a real childhood.
[00:05:51]  They were introduced to sexual deviant behavior.
[00:05:54]  They were introduced to unbelievable, disgusting social displays of utter disgrace.
[00:06:01]  They have been exposed to way too much at such a young, early age, and they have had to deal with it at this point in time.
[00:06:08]  And for anybody, anybody celebrating Mother's Day today as some sort of a kudos event because you happen to shit out a couple of kids out of your uterus pipe, I think that you need to take a look at yourself in the mirror and start realizing that being appraised for being a mother takes a lot more than shitting out a kid.
[00:06:29]  All right?
[00:06:30]  I mean, it takes raising a child.
[00:06:32]  It takes having a family.
[00:06:34]  It takes being responsible fiscally, socially, politically.
[00:06:39]  It takes a lot of responsibilities that mothers nowadays want to completely neglect.
[00:06:44]  They want to push the responsibility on everybody else.
[00:06:48]  You know?
[00:06:50]  They want to push the whole goddamn thing on everybody else.
[00:06:53]  Oh, it's the teacher's fault.
[00:06:55]  It's my mama's fault.
[00:06:57]  It's my daddy's fault.
[00:06:59]  It's society's fault.
[00:07:01]  It's the government's fault.
[00:07:03]  No, you scumbags.
[00:07:05]  It's your fault.
[00:07:07]  It's your fault.
[00:07:08]  And let me tell you something.
[00:07:09]  We're going to talk about that for a good portion of time.
[00:07:12]  And I want to hear from you.
[00:07:13]  646-652-4869.
[00:07:16]  And before we get into the broadcast, I would strongly urge everybody that's listening to the sound of my voice to turn up a volume on your computer.
[00:07:24]  Turn up a volume on your smartphone.
[00:07:27]  However you're listening to me, turn up that volume and make sure that abundance of mothers are in the vicinity and listening to this broadcast.
[00:07:35]  While they're out there getting all these diamond necklaces and rings and all these perks of, oh, it's Mother's Day when you've got their children out here being raised by entertainment, being raised by violent video games, being raised by rap music.
[00:07:54]  Should be ashamed of yourselves, all of you.
[00:07:59]  But before we do that, I would like for everybody to please retweet the broadcast.
[00:08:03]  All right?
[00:08:03]  Go to the social networks.
[00:08:05]  Go to the blogs.
[00:08:06]  Go to the forums and let everybody know that we're in affected in the house.
[00:08:09]  Let everybody know.
[00:08:12]  Especially these single mothers out here.
[00:08:14]  Oh, my God.
[00:08:15]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[00:08:18]  I mean, look, I understand that there's exceptions to the rule.
[00:08:23]  I understand that there's single mothers that actually deal with the responsibility of them hopping on some pogo stick that just happened to be a loser, and they bear the responsibility.
[00:08:33]  They don't collect entitlements.
[00:08:34]  They work their asses off, and they actually raise a good son or a good daughter.
[00:08:39]  I understand that, okay?
[00:08:42]  But for the most part, you take a look at the social landscape of America.
[00:08:46]  It's an utter disgrace.
[00:08:48]  An utter disgrace.
[00:08:50]  And that's why I'm calling out everybody, especially on the, what is it, the fourth or fifth annual Anti-Mother's Day edition, baby.
[00:08:57]  Anti-Mother's Day edition.
[00:09:00]  Spread it around.
[00:09:02]  Anyway, and not to mention that we got a whole bunch of buttons there.
[00:09:05]  I don't know if you see it around the player.
[00:09:07]  We got a little tweet this button, Facebook thumbs up button.
[00:09:11]  We've got an embed this button.
[00:09:13]  We've got to share this email button.
[00:09:15]  Spread it around, baby, because mothers need to hear this.
[00:09:19]  All right?
[00:09:19]  And let me tell you something.
[00:09:20]  If you're one of these mothers that are going to sit over here and take offense to what the hell I'm talking about, I want you to give me a call and throw some substance on the debating table.
[00:09:27]  All right?
[00:09:28]  Don't be emotional vampires and try to suck out the emotion from us.
[00:09:32]  Oh my God, there's nothing worse I hate in the goddamn world than some single mother trying to suck the emotion out of me.
[00:09:41]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:09:42]  It just makes me sick.
[00:09:44]  It makes me ill to my stomach.
[00:09:46]  You're talking about mothers that want so much kudos.
[00:09:49]  They want this and that.
[00:09:50]  Look, it doesn't take much for you to open up your legs, get penetrated by a penis that ejaculates, and out comes the baby, all right?
[00:10:00]  There's nothing difficult about that.
[00:10:03]  Nothing whatsoever.
[00:10:05]  And why are we sitting here, you know, celebrating this goddamn holiday?
[00:10:10]  I have no idea.
[00:10:12]  I mean, we've got to praise anybody who happened to shit out a kid.
[00:10:16]  Can you believe this crap?
[00:10:18]  We got to praise them like, oh, you're a mother.
[00:10:24]  I mean, that's what you're supposed to do, you slutty bimbo.
[00:10:29]  You're supposed to be a good mother.
[00:10:32]  You're supposed to be a good father.
[00:10:35]  You're supposed to take care of your children.
[00:10:38]  You silly idiots.
[00:10:42]  I want to hear from you.
[00:10:43]  I mean, am I the bad guy here?
[00:10:45]  Is that it?
[00:10:46]  I'm the bad guy because, you know, oh, you just don't know what it takes, ghost.
[00:10:51]  Why don't you try to squeeze something the size of a watermelon out of a hole the size of a lemon and then try to come and talk to me, ghost?
[00:11:00]  Every slut likes to talk about that.
[00:11:02]  How, like, oh, it's so hard to shit out a kid.
[00:11:05]  It's such so much pain.
[00:11:13]  As a matter of fact, on the way over here, because every time I conduct a broadcast, I conduct it at my office so that I don't disturb the people where I live at.
[00:11:22]  I live in a condominium high-rise in downtown Austin.
[00:11:26]  And I don't want to disturb people.
[00:11:27]  So I come down here to the office, and you have to go through 6th Street, or at least I do, from my house to the office here.
[00:11:35]  And I stop by to have a couple of drinks.
[00:11:38]  And let me tell you something right now.
[00:11:39]  I'm already feeling a little toasty.
[00:11:41]  I got myself some Miller High Lifes here.
[00:11:43]  And believe it or not, they've got the ethnically ambiguous bimbo on the can on this one.
[00:11:48]  So I don't know.
[00:11:51]  I don't know what to call this anymore.
[00:11:52]  I mean, like I said, the Mexicans used to call it wetas.
[00:11:56]  You know, they used to call it wettas because you'd be some white blonde-headed bimbo on the can here.
[00:12:00]  But now I don't even know what to call it.
[00:12:02]  I don't know what to call it.
[00:12:02]  I don't know if to call it Negras or I don't know.
[00:12:06]  Anyway, we're popping a can open here.
[00:12:08]  Go ahead.
[00:12:10]  There we go.
[00:12:12]  Anyway, I want to hear from you.
[00:12:13]  This is the fourth or fifth annual anti-Mother's Day edition of the True Capitalist Radio Broadcast.
[00:12:20]  And I want to hear from you.
[00:12:21]  Am I the bad guy?
[00:12:24]  Am I the bad guy?
[00:12:25]  Because, oh, you just don't know what it's like to be a mother ghost.
[00:12:30]  646652-4869 is the number to call.
[00:12:34]  Let's go ahead and take some calls here.
[00:12:36]  All right, let's go right into it and see if we can get somebody to pop some logic on the side of the mother.
[00:12:42]  Oh, you're a mother.
[00:12:45]  I mean, do you understand that it's not very hard to get penetrated and ejaculated inside of and out comes a baby?
[00:12:54]  Give me a break.
[00:12:56]  Let's take some calls.
[00:12:57]  646652-4869.
[00:13:00]  We got 906 on the horn.
[00:13:01]  What's your excuse?
[00:13:03]  Happy Mother's Day ghost, you fat anger piece of shit.
[00:13:08]  So, what's your question?
[00:13:12]  That's it?
[00:13:12]  That's all you got?
[00:13:13]  Huh?
[00:13:14]  You're wishing me a happy Mother's Day, you silly bastard?
[00:13:17]  I mean, good Lord.
[00:13:20]  Good Lord.
[00:13:22]  All right, let's go to another.
[00:13:24]  We got Captain Picard.
[00:13:25]  What's going on, Captain Picard?
[00:13:29]  You're a Mexican.
[00:13:30]  I know you're a Mexican.
[00:13:31]  Admit it.
[00:13:31]  Admit it.
[00:13:32]  You're a Mexican.
[00:13:34]  Ah, Jesus Christ.
[00:13:35]  What are you taking clips of my old show and playing them back to me?

=== Admit You Are For Sale (15:14) ===

[00:13:38]  I mean, what kind of sense does that make, idiots?
[00:13:41]  What kind of sense does that make?
[00:13:43]  I mean, you're trying to get lulls out of playing old clips of my show, for Christ's sake?
[00:13:48]  Jesus Christ, you should be bitch slapped.
[00:13:52]  646652-4869 is the number to call here.
[00:13:55]  I'm serious about this conversation.
[00:13:58]  You know, I see a lot of ass clowns here in the chat room talking a bunch of malarkey about me that I'm some bad guy because I'm supposed to give two rats' asses about bimbos, you know, who utilize, you know, human life as a trivialization aspect of woman liberation.
[00:14:15]  Do you understand what I'm saying?
[00:14:16]  I mean, they equate woman liberation by having six or seven kids by six or seven different fathers.
[00:14:23]  You know, they equate woman liberation by, you know, changing divorces like they're changing dirty, shitty, skid-marked underwear.
[00:14:31]  They equate woman liberation by hopping from penis to penis to penis.
[00:14:35]  I kid you not, folks.
[00:14:37]  I kid you not.
[00:14:38]  I mean, you know, let's take a good look at this slut walk that we talk about on Friday.
[00:14:42]  Yeah, the infamous slut walk that was supposed to take part in Boston.
[00:14:47]  And it did, as a matter of fact, you know, over 2,000 sluts, literally, 2,000 women were marching in Boston this Saturday for the right to be called a slut.
[00:15:00]  I kid you not.
[00:15:01]  This is not a joke.
[00:15:02]  You can look it up online for yourself.
[00:15:05]  All right?
[00:15:06]  I mean, there were over 2,000 bimbos walking around the streets of Boston for the right to be called a slut.
[00:15:14]  Can you believe this crap?
[00:15:16]  Can you believe this nonsense?
[00:15:19]  I mean, can somebody explain to me why exactly, you know, somebody, especially in the female aspect of our humanity, why exactly they're begging for the right to be called a slut.
[00:15:31]  Let me tell you, I mean, I don't know if there's footage of this.
[00:15:33]  I haven't searched for it yet, but I'm sure that from the reports I've read, they were out there scantily clad.
[00:15:40]  You know?
[00:15:41]  They're out there scantily.
[00:15:43]  You got ass cheeks hanging out and showing tits.
[00:15:45]  You know, there's a whole nine yards out here for the right to become a slut.
[00:15:51]  And let me tell you, this slut walk that partook in this Saturday, all right, it's not exclusive to Boston.
[00:16:00]  All right, on the contrary, you've actually got slut walks actually organized throughout the world.
[00:16:11]  You've got women organizing these stupid, disgusting, filthy slut walks all over the world.
[00:16:17]  As a matter of fact, we've got some slut walks that are being organized here in Austin, Texas.
[00:16:23]  And as a matter of fact, I'm considering doing something in response to that.
[00:16:28]  If there happens to be some kind of a dirty, filthy slut walk here in Austin, Texas, I'm considering doing something about it.
[00:16:35]  I'm not going to just sit here and allow a bunch of sluts to come by and demoralize the psyche of young women everywhere and make them believe that it's okay to be some meatroll that squeezes out an ejaculation on a penis.
[00:16:54]  Because that's exactly what sluts are.
[00:16:56]  They're nothing more than some meat roll that squeezes out an ejaculation from a penis.
[00:17:01]  That's it.
[00:17:02]  I know people want to sit over here and say that being a slut is more than that, but it's not.
[00:17:07]  You're just some meatroll.
[00:17:10]  I hate to say it.
[00:17:11]  You're a meatroll that is used to squeeze out an ejaculation.
[00:17:19]  I'm not joking.
[00:17:20]  When this comes on, we have sluts out here walking around out here in Austin, Texas, I'm going to do something on video.
[00:17:29]  I'm going to make sure to do something that'll put me on the national media.
[00:17:33]  You understand what I'm saying?
[00:17:34]  I'm not joking.
[00:17:35]  I mean, that's about enough of these whores.
[00:17:38]  I mean, you actually have these bitches in Boston walking for the right to be called a slut while at the same time they want to be respected.
[00:17:49]  They want to be respected.
[00:17:51]  Can you believe this?
[00:17:52]  Women who show tits and ass actually want to be respected.
[00:17:57]  It's disgusting.
[00:17:58]  It really is disgusting for these women to think that they can go out, slut around, and then they can just do this with no type of consequence whatsoever.
[00:18:09]  And then, you know, unfortunately, when the negative attention comes about, the negative attention that they, oh, I hate when guys come up to me and they do this, and I hate when they do this, you're showing tits and ass like you're for sale in a meat market, and you want some kind of respect.
[00:18:28]  It's just disgraceful.
[00:18:29]  It's an utter disgrace.
[00:18:31]  And yet, who's doing this?
[00:18:33]  You know, who's doing this?
[00:18:35]  Single mas are participating in this.
[00:18:38]  You know that?
[00:18:39]  Cougars are participating in this.
[00:18:42]  I mean, you know, the women gender should be pissed off, but they're not.
[00:18:47]  They're embracing this.
[00:18:49]  They're embracing being a dirty, filthy whore.
[00:18:52]  You know?
[00:18:53]  They're embracing being a filthy whore.
[00:18:57]  And it's a disgrace, and I can't believe that we're sitting here doing this.
[00:19:00]  Why do you think I'm not celebrating Mother's Day?
[00:19:05]  I mean, being a filthy slut, the consequence of that is possibly having a child.
[00:19:13]  And then when these women who are sluts, who are just giving it up to anybody who looks good to them, whoever fulfills their lustful desires, they have kids with these idiots, and what do they do?
[00:19:23]  They do nothing.
[00:19:24]  They throw these kids in an illegal alien child care provider or in front of a damn violent video game or a movie or rap album, whatever the case might be, while they're going out trying to screw every Tom, Dick, and Harry and trying to claim that it's their right to have sexual revolution.
[00:19:42]  It's disgraceful.
[00:19:45]  It's an utter disgrace.
[00:19:46]  And what I'm saying to women out there, look, if you want to be a sexual deviant, you know, if you want to be some bimbo who gets on Craigslist and tries to organize gang bangs at your home, that's your prerogative.
[00:19:59]  What I'm saying is don't have children and don't get married.
[00:20:01]  You know, don't try to correlate yourself with something normal.
[00:20:04]  You're not normal.
[00:20:06]  You're a filthy, disgusting, primitive, lustful disgrace, you know.
[00:20:11]  I mean, you're nothing more than a meatroll that is used to ejaculate penises, and you should not think of yourself anything higher than that.
[00:20:19]  I'm talking to all you females that are out here thinking that it's okay to show, oh, look at me, I'm showing cleavage.
[00:20:25]  Oh, look at me, I'm showing ass cheeks.
[00:20:29]  I mean, all you filthy whores.
[00:20:30]  That's what you are.
[00:20:31]  You're filthy, disgusting whores, and you deserve all the ridicule that comes towards your direction.
[00:20:38]  You deserve everything.
[00:20:39]  Everything.
[00:20:41]  And look, I know that there's whores in the chat room that can't believe this.
[00:20:44]  They're like, oh, that's gross, ghost.
[00:20:47]  I can't believe that you can sit over here and say that women who show tits and ass, I can't believe you can call them whores and filthy.
[00:20:55]  That's disgraceful.
[00:20:58]  Oh, yeah, right.
[00:20:59]  It's disgrace.
[00:21:00]  You know what's disgraceful?
[00:21:01]  Seeing you filthy bitches in the middle of a supermarket with your ass cheeks hanging out from a goddamn shorts that's crawling up your cooch and then a cut-off shirt with no bra with nipples exposed through the shirt and you're walking through the supermarket like it's no big deal.
[00:21:18]  Like, look at this.
[00:21:21]  I'm just like, you know, shopping, even though I'm showing tits and ass.
[00:21:25]  I'm shopping.
[00:21:26]  You know what you're doing?
[00:21:26]  You're looking for some asshole to pay for your groceries, you filthy slut.
[00:21:31]  That's what you are.
[00:21:32]  So why don't you sluts admit, okay, all you idiot whores at the slut walk, all right?
[00:21:38]  All you disgusting, pitiful, useless sluts at that slut walk, why don't you just admit that you are prostitutes?
[00:21:47]  Just admit it, because that's why you're sluts.
[00:21:50]  I mean, no self-respecting woman would ever call themselves a slut.
[00:21:55]  You know what I mean?
[00:21:57]  No self-respecting woman would call themselves a slut.
[00:22:00]  So what I'm saying is just admit that you are nothing more than some filthy piece of meat that could be disease-infested, tainted, the whole nine yards for sale.
[00:22:12]  For sale.
[00:22:13]  Just admit that you're for sale.
[00:22:15]  That's all I'm saying.
[00:22:16]  Let's not be hypocritical about it, sluts.
[00:22:18]  All right?
[00:22:18]  Let's be real.
[00:22:20]  Just say that you're for sale and that when you're showing tits and ass, all a man has to do is throw some Benjamins on the table and you're creaming out your shorts.
[00:22:29]  And just admit that you were for sale.
[00:22:31]  That's all I'm saying.
[00:22:32]  I mean, let's be honest about it.
[00:22:34]  All right?
[00:22:34]  Let's be honest.
[00:22:35]  Don't sit over here and say, oh, come on.
[00:22:39]  Come on.
[00:22:40]  We're trying to have woman liberation.
[00:22:43]  We're trying to have this.
[00:22:45]  You're not trying to have nothing but utilize your sexuality in hopes of trying to get financial and material gain.
[00:22:54]  That's what you're doing.
[00:22:57]  That's what you're doing.
[00:23:00]  Anyway, 646-652-4869, I want to hear from you.
[00:23:04]  This is the Anti-Mother's Day edition, a special edition of True Capitalist Radio, episode number 82.
[00:23:11]  All right.
[00:23:11]  We usually broadcast Monday through Friday, 4 to 7 p.m. Central Standard Time, but I think that we had to conduct a show at this point in time.
[00:23:20]  We just had to do it.
[00:23:22]  Because, I mean, you know, America is turning into a disgusting social cesspool, and everybody's just having a great time about it, and it's disgraceful.
[00:23:31]  It's disgraceful.
[00:23:32]  I'm not joking.
[00:23:33]  I mean, these women, you know, that are out here in Boston, over 2,000 of these whores, were out here walking around for the right to become a slut.
[00:23:43]  You know?
[00:23:44]  For the right to be c called a slut.
[00:23:46]  Well, you know, I think they should be called more than a slut.
[00:23:49]  I think they should be called filthy whores.
[00:23:51]  I think they should be called prostitutes.
[00:23:53]  I think that they should be spit upon, you know, because that's what they are.
[00:23:56]  They should be spittoons.
[00:23:58]  They should put the word spittoon on themselves, and everybody should just spit on these bitches because that's what they are.
[00:24:04]  You know, they're just, you know, filthy, disgusting disease holes that, you know, can be used as spittoons, in my personal opinion.
[00:24:13]  Anyway, I want to hear from you.
[00:24:14]  6466524869.
[00:24:17]  We got Rick Ross on the horn.
[00:24:26]  filthy, disgusting fruit mole.
[00:24:29]  All right, I mean, give me a break.
[00:24:30]  Now I got, look, you guys always call me during the week.
[00:24:34]  All right, you homosexuals always call me during the week.
[00:24:37]  This is the chicks' turn because I think that the chicks need to hear this.
[00:24:41]  All right?
[00:24:41]  I mean, women need to understand that they need to have a certain level of maturity and moral compass when it comes to participating in social engagements.
[00:24:53]  You know, not sit over here and say, oh, you know what I'm going to do?
[00:24:56]  I'm going to go out.
[00:24:56]  I'm going to show my ass.
[00:24:57]  I'm going to show my tits.
[00:24:59]  And that's what's going to get me attention.
[00:25:01]  Even though I'm an airhead, even though I know nothing, I don't know how to speak.
[00:25:05]  I can barely sputter out sentence fragments.
[00:25:07]  I don't know how to cook.
[00:25:08]  I am useless.
[00:25:09]  I have no money.
[00:25:10]  All I've got to do is show tits and ass, and I get all the attention.
[00:25:17]  Give me a damn break.
[00:25:20]  Anyway, nerdsy, are you on the horn?
[00:25:25]  Yeah, you're taking too long, Milky Liquor.
[00:25:27]  310, you're on the horn.
[00:25:30]  Oh, ghost, you make me so horny.
[00:25:34]  Oh, ghost.
[00:25:36]  Ghost.
[00:25:38]  Here, once again, everybody, it's guest the minority.
[00:25:42]  Hey, hey!
[00:25:44]  That's right.
[00:25:44]  What we're playing here is guess the minority because we can definitely tell the minority twang in this particular individual that's trying to make a prank call attempt.
[00:25:53]  310, can you talk again so everybody in the chat room can get a wisp of your voice so that we can play guest the minority?
[00:25:59]  Come on, go ahead.
[00:26:04]  Come on, 310.
[00:26:05]  We want to know what are you?
[00:26:07]  Come on, keep talking.
[00:26:08]  We're going to guess it.
[00:26:10]  I'm thinking a little Oriental, but then again, you know, you could mix it up with a little Mexican.
[00:26:14]  Come on, you're on the horn, 310.
[00:26:16]  Come on.
[00:26:18]  If you're not going to talk, we're going to call you back until you answer, boy.
[00:26:22]  You understand?
[00:26:22]  I mean, you know, this is an anti-Mother's Day edition here, so talk.
[00:26:28]  All right, let's call this son of a bitch back.
[00:26:31]  He doesn't want to talk.
[00:26:32]  You're going to talk, Roger.
[00:26:33]  I'm going to have to call you back.
[00:26:36]  Let's call it back.
[00:26:39]  Stupid idiot.
[00:26:40]  Let's call this idiot back.
[00:26:42]  I'm not joking, man.
[00:26:44]  Don't sit over here and make some makeshift prank call.
[00:26:46]  And if it's going to suck, I'm going to call you back.
[00:26:49]  All right?
[00:26:51]  I mean, you're not going to waste our time here.
[00:26:52]  You know, you're not going to waste our time and effort.
[00:26:54]  So, you know, we're going to give him a call back right now.
[00:26:56]  Let's go ahead.
[00:26:58]  All right, folks.
[00:26:59]  For all the folks that are just tuning in, we're calling back some ass clown.
[00:27:03]  We're playing Guest the Minority here.
[00:27:06]  And in Guest the Minority, we're trying to figure out what exactly the nationality is of this idiot that called up and tried to do a prank call.
[00:27:15]  All right?
[00:27:16]  So let's go ahead and call this prick and see if we can get him on the horn here.
[00:27:22]  All right.
[00:27:22]  You got it, engineer?
[00:27:23]  Hey, got it.
[00:27:37]  Fuck you, Texas, and fuck you little song here.
[00:27:44]  Come on, boy.
[00:27:45]  We want to hear you.
[00:27:47]  We want to hear you.
[00:27:48]  Let me tell you, we're going to keep calling your ass back until you give us, you know, our level of appeasement of what exactly you are.
[00:27:59]  You're going to say something there, boy.
[00:28:01]  All right?
[00:28:01]  Talk in Spanish or something.
[00:28:03]  Do a for Lorico dance or something, all right?
[00:28:06]  All right, let's call them back.
[00:28:40]  We're playing just the minority.
[00:28:42]  We know you picked up.
[00:28:43]  Come on, boy.
[00:28:44]  Don't be scared.
[00:28:47]  Oh, he hung up.
[00:28:48]  Oh, oh, he hung up.
[00:28:51]  Oh.

=== Blaming Mothers For Pranks (16:31) ===

[00:28:53]  You see, I mean, why are you idiots calling up big and bad?
[00:28:56]  And then when we're trying to play a game like guess the minority, we're trying to figure out what exact nationality you are.
[00:29:03]  You're sitting over here, you know, crying, you know?
[00:29:07]  You know, you're scared.
[00:29:09]  You're scared to pick up the phone.
[00:29:11]  You're scared.
[00:29:12]  Don't be scared.
[00:29:12]  We're going to call you back later on, okay?
[00:29:14]  We're going to give you a call back.
[00:29:16]  I'm not joking.
[00:29:17]  All right, now, if you're going to make a prank call, at least make it funny.
[00:29:21]  If not, you know, I'm serious.
[00:29:22]  You know, we're going to, you know, you're going to be put in the list, and I'm going to be using you as, you know, whenever we're bored and, you know, whenever the show is lagging, we're just going to use you as extra content to utilize for prank calls.
[00:29:37]  All right?
[00:29:37]  And I hope, my God, Jesus Christ.
[00:29:40]  I hope that one day I hear some disgusting mother get on the phone.
[00:29:45]  She picks up, hello?
[00:29:47]  And I just want to read that stupid Skankosaurus, The Riot Act, for producing such a waste of human life, like these idiots that are calling up and doing these lame ass, lame ass prank calls.
[00:30:02]  let's go ahead and uh let's let's talk uh uh zero zero zero you're on the horn hey all right that's getting kind of old pal All right, it's getting kind of old.
[00:30:18]  As a matter of fact, you know, engineer, can you put something on for that?
[00:30:23]  Because that was just freaking lame.
[00:30:26]  It was freaking lame, all right?
[00:30:31]  I mean, major, major fail, man.
[00:30:35]  Major fail.
[00:30:37]  Unbelievable.
[00:30:38]  I mean, I can't believe people are still doing this crap.
[00:30:43]  I mean, come on, man.
[00:30:44]  I mean, you're unoriginal.
[00:30:46]  And you want to know why you kids are unoriginal?
[00:30:48]  Blame your whore mothers.
[00:30:50]  All right?
[00:30:51]  Blame your whore mothers that are out here.
[00:30:53]  They shitted you out of their uterus pipes.
[00:30:55]  They put you out here in the world.
[00:30:57]  They didn't teach you how to be men.
[00:30:59]  They didn't teach you how to, you know, talk like a man and talk like you got a pair of balls.
[00:31:03]  No, instead, they taught you how to, you know, tuck your tail between your legs and tuck your sack back.
[00:31:09]  You know, look rather feminine with the feminine physical attributes and the feminine vernacular.
[00:31:14]  And this is why you have no personality.
[00:31:16]  Why do you think these bimbos in Boston, over 2,000 of them, participated in a slut walk?
[00:31:22]  They are suffering from the same condition you are, young gentlemen.
[00:31:25]  They don't have any personalities.
[00:31:28]  You know, I mean, they don't have any kind of conversational value.
[00:31:31]  They have no worth.
[00:31:32]  They don't know how to cook.
[00:31:33]  They don't know how to clean.
[00:31:34]  They don't know how to take care of their own lives.
[00:31:37]  They're fiscally irresponsible.
[00:31:38]  They have no money.
[00:31:39]  They have no job.
[00:31:41]  So what is their resort to doing for an attempt at some kind of ego boost?
[00:31:46]  Going out in mass quantities in the middle of the city of Boston trying to demand that they call themselves sluts.
[00:31:53]  Yeah.
[00:31:55]  Yeah, call me a slut.
[00:31:57]  Call me a slut.
[00:31:58]  That's what these sluts are saying in Austin, or Boston, excuse me.
[00:32:01]  They're going to say them here in Austin.
[00:32:04]  There's an organizer out here in Austin that's actually trying to organize a slut walk, and if that happens, by God, I'm going to be out there and I'm going to have members of the capitalist army out there, and we are going to, you know, call these bitches what they are, filthy whores.
[00:32:20]  All right, that's what we're going to call them.
[00:32:21]  You know, filthy, disgusting whores right to their face.
[00:32:25]  And we like to see how they're going to look when they've got ghosts in the entire capitalist army backing them up, calling them a filthy whore.
[00:32:34]  Filthy whore!
[00:32:36]  Filthy whore.
[00:32:38]  I wonder if they're going to sit over there and push their chests up and say, oh, yeah.
[00:32:45]  Oh, yeah.
[00:32:46]  I am a slut.
[00:32:47]  I am a whore.
[00:32:52]  Give me a damn break.
[00:32:56]  Anyway, 646-652-4869 is the number to call.
[00:33:01]  I want to hear from you folks.
[00:33:02]  What do you think about this?
[00:33:05]  Am I the bad guy?
[00:33:08]  Am I the bad guy?
[00:33:09]  Because, oh, I just don't know what it's like to be a slut.
[00:33:14]  Is that what you're going to tell me?
[00:33:16]  I mean, I would like some of you sluts, you know, that are taking offense to this to give me a call up and explain this to me.
[00:33:21]  You know, explain this.
[00:33:23]  Phyllis, it's hard being a slut.
[00:33:26]  I mean, going out there showing your tits and ass like you're a piece of meat in the wolves.
[00:33:32]  I mean, it's hard being a slut.
[00:33:35]  Jesus Christ.
[00:33:38]  818, you're on the horn.
[00:33:44]  Yeah, you silly bastard, taking too long.
[00:33:46]  111, you're on the horn.
[00:33:48]  Oh, ghost.
[00:33:51]  Yeah, unoriginal fruit bowl garbage.
[00:33:53]  You know, once again, this is all we got.
[00:33:55]  This is it right here, folks.
[00:33:57]  You want to know why we have unoriginal prank calls?
[00:33:59]  Thank mothers on Mother's Day, huh?
[00:34:02]  Thanks, Ma.
[00:34:03]  Yeah, thanks for producing these, you know, no personality-heavy, you know, dim-witted idiots.
[00:34:10]  You know, I mean, it's really sad.
[00:34:12]  I mean, I remember when prank calls used to be funny.
[00:34:13]  Remember that?
[00:34:14]  Remember when prank calls used to be funny?
[00:34:16]  You used to, you know, call up and actually, you know, do a prank call and it was funny.
[00:34:20]  You know, I mean, it's disgraceful.
[00:34:23]  It really is disgraceful.
[00:34:25]  Anyway, let's continue going.
[00:34:26]  111, what's up?
[00:34:31]  Yeah, you're taking too long, you milky looker.
[00:34:34]  Anyway, this is the anti-Mother's Day edition of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
[00:34:39]  And, of course, if you happen to be a mother that's taking offense to this, by all means, give me a call.
[00:34:44]  As a matter of fact, I mean, you want to know why that we're having so many internet butt stalkers call me up, flap their milly-mouthed gums on the goddamn phone here?
[00:34:52]  You want to know why?
[00:34:52]  Because mom's not there.
[00:34:56]  Mom ain't there.
[00:34:58]  I mean, if mothers really gave a crap about Mother's Day, they would take these Internet butt stalkers and all gather around, you know, to eat at their local olive garden and get a never-ending pasta bowl, and everybody be having a good time, drinking, eating, getting fat.
[00:35:11]  But no, mom's not doing that.
[00:35:13]  Mom's not spending time with these idiots.
[00:35:15]  They never spend time with these idiots.
[00:35:17]  On the contrary, you know what mom's doing right now?
[00:35:19]  She's at happy hour looking for an ethnic minority to plug her hole this evening for Mother's Day.
[00:35:26]  You know, that's what these mothers are doing now.
[00:35:29]  Why you got so many loser kid-sounding nimrods that are calling up to the broadcast here with no type of personality because this is what mom's doing for Mother's Day.
[00:35:39]  She's out right now.
[00:35:40]  She's out at happy hour.
[00:35:42]  She's out there looking for some ethnic minority to use her for a Cadillac on dubs.
[00:35:51]  Jesus Christ, I want to hear from you.
[00:35:52]  312, what's up?
[00:35:55]  Go up the top.
[00:35:56]  What's up, man?
[00:35:57]  One second.
[00:35:58]  I got to take a piss.
[00:36:00]  Yeah, well, go take it on your mother, all right?
[00:36:03]  Go take it on your mother because she deserves it.
[00:36:05]  111, you're on the horn.
[00:36:10]  You're taking too long, Buttstalker.
[00:36:12]  818, you're on the horn.
[00:36:14]  Oh, ghost.
[00:36:15]  I just want to make it in your fight and I stop to your voice.
[00:36:20]  Jesus Christ, you know that we can't even understand you from your cheap ass phone, for Christ's sake.
[00:36:25]  I mean, what are you using one of these internet telephonies?
[00:36:28]  And, you know, you're trying to cut your bill in half.
[00:36:31]  Is that it?
[00:36:32]  Because we can tell.
[00:36:33]  We can tell that you're using some kind of phone.
[00:36:35]  Was it the phone jack?
[00:36:37]  That stupid little crap they're selling at Best Buy.
[00:36:39]  Oh, $19.95 a year.
[00:36:41]  You get phone service.
[00:36:42]  I mean, we can barely understand you.
[00:36:44]  Look, talk again.
[00:36:46]  Talk again.
[00:36:49]  Can I put corn on your noodle?
[00:36:51]  I mean, can you see this?
[00:36:52]  I mean, we can barely understand this stupid Nimrod.
[00:36:56]  Hey, where's your mother, 818?
[00:36:57]  Where's your mother?
[00:36:58]  Where's your mother?
[00:37:02]  Where is your mother?
[00:37:04]  No, no, no.
[00:37:05]  I know that you want to sit over here and resort to the gay defense mechanism, which is the last resort when people have, you know, been at the bowels of self-degradation.
[00:37:14]  But I'm asking you a serious question there, you little fruity bastard.
[00:37:17]  Where's your mom?
[00:37:18]  The ghost came out of the choir.
[00:37:20]  No, Don't try to resort to the gay defense mechanism.
[00:37:24]  We've already come to the conclusion that you're sitting here utilizing that because that's all you got.
[00:37:29]  You have nothing else.
[00:37:30]  You know, you're a loser in life.
[00:37:32]  You're one of these individuals that have to resort to making yourself look stupid in an attempt to try to make somebody else look stupid.
[00:37:39]  pretty sad, don't you think?
[00:37:40]  That's probably why you're...
[00:37:41]  Oh, and why are you hanging up?
[00:37:42]  Oh, don't.
[00:37:46]  Oh, come on.
[00:37:48]  Why are you hanging up, you Milky Licker?
[00:37:50]  Huh?
[00:37:50]  Am I yanking you out of the closet, huh?
[00:37:52]  I'm telling you, I love it when I get mental on these idiots, you know.
[00:37:56]  You know that I'm just yanking bad memories and bad thoughts out of their brains, and they don't want to hear it, you know.
[00:38:04]  I'm making thought processes in their brains of people slapping, slapping them in the back of the head.
[00:38:11]  You know, I'm bringing up bad memories of assholes sitting up there getting picked on with kick-me signs and getting kicked in the ass.
[00:38:18]  You know, and I'm talking about it.
[00:38:19]  It's so beautiful.
[00:38:20]  It's so funny.
[00:38:21]  It really is.
[00:38:21]  It's funny.
[00:38:22]  646-652-4869.
[00:38:24]  This is the anti-Mother's Day edition of the True Capitalist Radio Broadcast.
[00:38:30]  I want to hear from you.
[00:38:31]  We're talking about mothers and how, you know, hey, you want kudos for being a mother, huh?
[00:38:37]  You want kudos for shitting at a couple of kids?
[00:38:41]  Is this it?
[00:38:42]  You want kudos for this?
[00:38:43]  That's what you're supposed to do, you filthy sluts.
[00:38:47]  As a matter of fact, I mean, you know, now that you call a single mother sluts, it's not a big deal anymore.
[00:38:52]  It's not a big deal.
[00:38:53]  And we talk about that also.
[00:38:55]  That we had over 2,000 filthy whores walk in the streets of Boston for the right to be called a slut.
[00:39:04]  I mean, that's what they're doing.
[00:39:06]  And you can look this up.
[00:39:07]  This Saturday, over 2,000 women dressed scantily clad, you know, straight out of Ho Boulevard magazine, walking around out there for the sake to be called a slut.
[00:39:21]  So, you know, that's what they are.
[00:39:22]  You know, I mean, hey, I guess instead of calling, you know, this Mother's Day, let's call it Slut's Day.
[00:39:29]  All right?
[00:39:31]  Sluts.
[00:39:32]  Filthy Slut Day is now the name of Mother's Day.
[00:39:35]  All right?
[00:39:37]  Filthy sluts.
[00:39:39]  All right, let me go ahead and take a swig of this beer.
[00:39:41]  My beer's getting warm because I'm talking about these whores.
[00:39:44]  Jesus Christ.
[00:39:46]  Let me go ahead and take a swig of this.
[00:39:52]  Good stuff.
[00:39:54]  Good stuff, man.
[00:39:56]  But I want to hear from you.
[00:39:57]  I mean, am I the bad guy, huh?
[00:40:00]  Am I not getting it?
[00:40:02]  I mean, is slut, you know, some kind of new enlightened term to reference women, for Christ's sake.
[00:40:09]  Can somebody please explain this to me?
[00:40:12]  312, what's up?
[00:40:15]  Ghost, you're a faghead.
[00:40:21]  And that's it, and you're going to hang up after that.
[00:40:24]  Do you see what I'm saying, folks?
[00:40:25]  This is a guy calling me a homophobic, derogatory term, and yet he sounds like he just popped out of the anal passage of Greg Luganus.
[00:40:34]  I mean, I just don't get it.
[00:40:35]  You know, I mean, do you understand the hypocrisy that's going on in this country?
[00:40:39]  This guy's calling me a homophobic, derogatory term, and this idiot sounds fruitier than a box of fruit loops.
[00:40:47]  I mean, did you hear the feminine quality in this fruity ass's voice, and then he's just going to hang up and run away?
[00:40:54]  I mean, just disgraceful, man.
[00:40:56]  I mean, and I blame you, mothers.
[00:40:57]  It's your fault, mothers.
[00:40:58]  It's your fault for raising these fruity kids.
[00:41:03]  Mothers, it's your fault for implementing the absolute pussification, the absolute pussification of America.
[00:41:12]  It's your fault.
[00:41:15]  It's your freaking fault.
[00:41:18]  So, you know, while you're out here having these stupid, bamboozled idiots give you diamond rings and diamond chains and flowers today, I spit on all you mothers.
[00:41:29]  All right?
[00:41:31]  Now, I don't mean to encapsulate all mothers in this category, but I always say that a group, a group is defined by its majority.
[00:41:41]  And if the majority of women are going to go out and, you know, embrace the idea of being called a slut, if most women are going to go out there and, you know, hop from penis to penis to penis and shit out children like it's no big deal, like they're freaking baby-making machines, you know, I mean, then, you know, I'm not going to sit here and stand for it, nor should any self-respecting person, both man or woman.
[00:42:06]  I mean, I mean, you have to think, who loses out here?
[00:42:10]  Who loses out?
[00:42:11]  I'll tell you who loses out.
[00:42:12]  What about the women that aren't sluts?
[00:42:16]  What about the women that aren't blessed with these slutty faces and these slutty assets of a big ass and big knockers?
[00:42:26]  Can somebody explain that to me?
[00:42:28]  I mean, those are the women that are being left behind.
[00:42:31]  I mean, I find it utterly disgusting that we've got some bimbo like Sarah Palin actually considered a vice presidential candidate when this bitch is dumber than dirt.
[00:42:43]  This bitch is dumber than dirt, and yet how was she able to attain this level of bureaucratic stature?
[00:42:51]  Well, because all she had to do was look like some quaint little piece of ass and make these little flirtatious little remarks and the little winks.
[00:43:02]  And I mean, you understand what I'm saying?
[00:43:03]  I mean, that's how this woman got to the top.
[00:43:07]  And I'm sure that this woman crawled over qualified women who weren't as attractive, who weren't as slutty, who weren't as sexually ambiguous.
[00:43:19]  I mean, she crawled over these women to basically get to the top, and she was not worth the qualification.
[00:43:28]  She was incompetent.
[00:43:29]  We've already seen that she's an imbecile.
[00:43:32]  You know?
[00:43:34]  I mean, you've heard the clips of this bimbo.
[00:43:37]  I mean, it's no doubt that she's an imbecile.
[00:43:40]  She's an idiot.
[00:43:41]  That should be an insult to women, in my personal opinion.
[00:43:45]  That should be an insult to women.
[00:43:46]  Women should be insulted that some stupid bimbo because she throws a wig, because she wears little glasses that most men are fantasizing about ejaculating on, because she's out here, you know, swinging her ass back and forth and, oh, look at me.
[00:44:02]  The women that are actually qualified, the women that actually do the work, the women that are actually competent get overlooked.
[00:44:09]  They get overlooked, and that's who I'm talking about.
[00:44:11]  I'm calling on those women.
[00:44:13]  I'm talking about women that are actually, you know, have self-respect, the women that actually go out there and are competent, that actually can hold a conversation, that have personalities, that want to become capitalists, that understand what's going on around them, and they don't think that life is nothing more than some slut fest where they can try to extort money out of men and whacking their wieners.
[00:44:36]  Do you understand what I'm saying?
[00:44:37]  I'm not joking, folks.
[00:44:38]  This is not a joke.
[00:44:39]  And that's why I'm calling out on all women.
[00:44:41]  This Mother's Day.
[00:44:43]  I'm calling all women that aren't blessed with these slut looks.
[00:44:48]  I mean, I don't call it blessed, but I mean, I guess in this sick social landscape where you get so much attention and so much free material and free money, this and that.
[00:44:59]  I mean, you know, in this day and age, it seems like the more sluttier of a damn body you have, the more sluttier of a face you have, the more sluttier of clothes you have, the more that you get, the more attention you get, the more media press that you get.
[00:45:15]  Haven't you noticed that?
[00:45:16]  The more position, you know, the more position increase you get, the more money you get.

=== Demand Real Respect Now (07:16) ===

[00:45:24]  So what I'm saying is that the women that aren't, you know, slutty, the women that have integrity, they should look at these sluts and spit on these bitches.
[00:45:33]  And I'm not joking, man.
[00:45:34]  It's time for these women to come out of their shell and, you know, demand respect, real respect.
[00:45:41]  Being called a slut is no kind of respect.
[00:45:45]  There's no kind of woman liberation partaking in that phrase.
[00:45:50]  Being called a slut is nothing to do with being liberated.
[00:45:55]  It means that you're a filthy whore, and that's all there is to it.
[00:45:59]  You know?
[00:46:01]  I mean, I'm not joking.
[00:46:03]  I mean, you know, these bimbos that are going out here showing tits and ass in hopes of, you know, exploiting more material or money from some unsuspecting male is an utter disgrace.
[00:46:16]  And in my personal opinion, I think that those whores should be taking the amount of ridicule, the amount of disrespect, they should be taking all this in an abundant amount.
[00:46:27]  In an abundant amount.
[00:46:32]  646-652-4869 is the number to call.
[00:46:35]  I want to hear from you, all right?
[00:46:37]  I'm calling out the self-respecting women.
[00:46:40]  That's who I'm calling out.
[00:46:41]  The self-respecting women that realize that they got overlooked because some bitch was showing tits and ass.
[00:46:48]  They got overlooked because some bitch was flirtatious and talking about sexual innuendos and that sort of thing.
[00:46:55]  I'm not joking.
[00:46:56]  I mean, women get overlooked for this crap because they're not sluts.
[00:47:00]  And let me tell you, all the women that are getting overlooked for this, let me tell you something right now.
[00:47:04]  All this is going to end.
[00:47:05]  All this is going to come to a header because there is no possible way, no possible way whatsoever that this slut walk and this idea of women demanding their right to be called a slut is going to base itself off any substance whatsoever.
[00:47:25]  On the contrary, I think it's having a negative reaction.
[00:47:28]  Even some of the old school feminists are starting to come out.
[00:47:32]  Read some damn article from The Guardian, which is a UK publication, who are seriously criticizing this whole idea of a slut walk as a complete throwback, throwing feminism back to an age where they were trying to escape.
[00:47:49]  The whole concept of woman suffrage was to escape the concept of being called a whore, a slut, being equated to a piece of meat.
[00:47:59]  Now you've got feminism telling women to be pieces of meat.
[00:48:05]  Unfreaking believable.
[00:48:09]  Unbelievable.
[00:48:10]  And I'm the bad guy.
[00:48:11]  I mean, look at these idiots.
[00:48:12]  All right?
[00:48:14]  Look at these idiots here.
[00:48:15]  They're calling me the bad guy because I don't think that sluts are hot.
[00:48:21]  I mean, they want me to think like a primitive human spider monkey like they do.
[00:48:28]  And this is what humanity and our entertainment industry has brought us down to.
[00:48:34]  Our primitive minds believe that all that we should admire is some slutty bimbo, all right?
[00:48:40]  Some slutty whore who happens to show tits and ass, you know?
[00:48:45]  And let me tell you, the people that are getting offended by this are those that are probably partaking in this type of social phenomena.
[00:48:56]  Anyway, 646-652-4869, we're talking about Mother's Day.
[00:49:01]  We're talking about the slut walk.
[00:49:02]  We're talking about, you know, feminism in general.
[00:49:05]  I want to hear from you.
[00:49:06]  111, you're on the horn.
[00:49:09]  Is this a krusty crab?
[00:49:11]  No, your mother's got crusty crabs in her anal hole.
[00:49:14]  000, you're on the hole.
[00:49:17]  Oh, hello?
[00:49:19]  Yeah, what's going on?
[00:49:21]  Hi, Ghost.
[00:49:22]  This is the tech guy's mom.
[00:49:25]  This is the tech guy's mom, okay.
[00:49:28]  Yes, and I wanted to tell you, I think that you got Avery Shikond.
[00:49:34]  He called in earlier and said he had to go pee.
[00:49:38]  Oh, that was him?
[00:49:40]  That was the tech guy?
[00:49:42]  Oh, yes.
[00:49:43]  Ghost, here's the thing, okay?
[00:49:46]  Because Avery has a CP problem, and I'm Mormon.
[00:49:51]  I didn't get to show enough titties.
[00:49:55]  Well, I know that he's got a problem with partaking in child pornographic material.
[00:50:03]  I mean, it's documented.
[00:50:06]  But you said you're a Mormon.
[00:50:07]  Is that what you said you were?
[00:50:09]  Yes, so Ghost, we don't show our tits or our asses, and I think this might be part of Avery's problem.
[00:50:18]  Well, no, actually, I think what's part of Avery's problem is that, you know, he's a disgusting scoundrel of a human.
[00:50:24]  I mean, no self-respect.
[00:50:26]  I mean, with all due respect, you know, Avery, you know, you've got black holes in your gums, pal.
[00:50:32]  You've got black holes in your gums.
[00:50:35]  Not to mention that you put out a video actually promoting how to, you know, accumulate butts of cigarettes by, you know, dumping the ashtrays at local alcohol dispensaries and, you know, dumping the butts into your goddamn bag and then re-rolling them as new cigarettes.
[00:50:58]  I mean, that's pretty bad, man.
[00:51:01]  I mean, it's just bad.
[00:51:02]  That's just horrible.
[00:51:05]  I mean, seriously.
[00:51:08]  Anyway, tech guy's mom, do you got anything to say about tech guy?
[00:51:11]  I mean, is he going to stop with the child pornography?
[00:51:14]  Is he going to stop claiming that anonymous, you know, the group anonymous is tied with child pornography and 4chan with child pornography?
[00:51:23]  I mean, is he going to stop admitting that already?
[00:51:26]  Oh, no.
[00:51:27]  No.
[00:51:28]  Because I think that if I had shown more Titanak, he might not be so into the CP.
[00:51:35]  No, I don't think so.
[00:51:36]  I think that, you know, inevitably he needs to look at himself in the mirror and realize that you've got black holes in your gums, man.
[00:51:43]  I mean, I mean, it's just Jesus Christ.
[00:51:45]  That's all I got to say.
[00:51:46]  Yeah, just black holes in the gums.
[00:51:48]  Anyway, thanks for calling tech guys, Mom.
[00:51:50]  We don't want to give him too much credit.
[00:51:51]  He's a sick son of a bitch.
[00:51:53]  We got 200 on the horn.
[00:51:54]  What's up?
[00:51:58]  Yeah.
[00:51:59]  Oh, hey.
[00:52:00]  If I may quote one of the greatest men who has ever lived, his name is Karl Marx.
[00:52:07]  He said, anyone who knows anything of history knows that great souls are impossible without feminine upheaval.
[00:52:13]  Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex, the ugly ones included.
[00:52:19]  Yeah, you know what?
[00:52:20]  Why don't you, instead of regurgitating something that you're reading on Wikipedia, why don't you express your own thoughts on the matter?
[00:52:28]  How about that?
[00:52:29]  How about concocting an original concept, an original idea, and presenting it as your own instead of regurgitating some bull crap that you've read on Wikipedia?
[00:52:38]  How about that?
[00:52:38]  Go ahead.

=== Mao Citong And Communism (06:23) ===

[00:52:40]  Well, what I was going to say is, we cannot make our way to a socialist government without women.
[00:52:47]  And you doing an anti-Mother's Day show, it's just terrible because once the government becomes socialist, they're going to find you and no one's ever going to see you again, Ghost.
[00:52:56]  And I'm going to be real sad.
[00:52:58]  Oh, yeah, right.
[00:52:59]  Well, that'll be the day.
[00:53:00]  And you know what?
[00:53:00]  I don't care if they do.
[00:53:02]  Bring them on.
[00:53:03]  All right.
[00:53:03]  I mean, if me being a capitalist is going to get me killed, I mean, give me capitalism or give me death, you sorry sack of crap.
[00:53:10]  All right.
[00:53:11]  I mean, I refuse to sit over here and oblige any kind of goddamn communist socialist concept.
[00:53:17]  Not to mention that under the idea of capitalism, it's the ultimate equalizer, you idiots.
[00:53:23]  All right.
[00:53:23]  It's the ultimate equalizer of men and women.
[00:53:28]  I mean, I can give you countless women who are out there that have become entrepreneurs, that are millionaires, that are living lavish, that are making large sums of capital, that would not even get close to that when it came to a communist system.
[00:53:41]  On the contrary, you believe that human progress can be guided by bureaucracy.
[00:53:47]  I mean, that's the basis of communism.
[00:53:49]  You know, I mean, at least the models that have been implemented thus far, the models that have been implemented are those of collectivization behind a bureaucratic government, and they dictate the means of how government is going to be implemented.
[00:54:06]  So, you know, if we look at Russia, for instance, Russia is a perfect example of how communism can literally go haywire in its regard of who should live and who shouldn't live.
[00:54:18]  I mean, I hate to keep reiterating this, but it was Lenin's policy of one step forward, two steps back that created so much hardcore famine during the later part of the 20th century, or the later part of the 1900s, like 1910, 1914.
[00:54:37]  This was the biggest run on actually 1913 to about 1918, excuse me.
[00:54:45]  This was the biggest run on cannibalism in human history.
[00:54:49]  We had more episodes of cannibalism happen during the policies of Lenin's one step forward, two steps back than in any other time in world history.
[00:55:00]  You can look that up for yourself.
[00:55:02]  All right?
[00:55:02]  I mean, people were eating themselves in the beginning of the 1900s when Lenin took power and the Bolsheviks took over after they executed the Tsars.
[00:55:11]  This is what happened.
[00:55:13]  And then once Stalin took over, Stalin killed over 50 million people because he was so scared that everybody was transpiring against him to throw him out of power.
[00:55:25]  So he killed everybody.
[00:55:27]  You know, I mean, so, I mean, once again, I mean, you want to take a look at another model?
[00:55:30]  Mao Citong.
[00:55:32]  Mao Citong.
[00:55:33]  Let me explain to you what Mao Citong did, all right?
[00:55:39]  Mao Citong not only took power and took control after the 5,000-mile march and, you know, taking advantage of a situation in China.
[00:55:47]  I don't want to get into the details of it, all right?
[00:55:51]  But what happened is, is when he went and implemented something called the Great Leap Forward, all right, the Great Leap Forward.
[00:56:00]  This idiot implemented agrarian reform that was similar to Lenin's One Step Forward, two steps back, which ended up killing 20 million Chinese people from famine, disease, and he had no problem doing it.
[00:56:17]  You can read his justification in the Red Book.
[00:56:22]  All right?
[00:56:22]  In the Red Book, he justifies this as, you know, we didn't need these people.
[00:56:26]  They weren't good for collectivization.
[00:56:29]  And not to mention about Mao.
[00:56:32]  Mao Citong was about to be taken out by his own government.
[00:56:35]  You know, his own government became, it had a life of its own.
[00:56:39]  They started realizing that Mao Cedong was becoming a damn megalomaniac.
[00:56:43]  So the government that he put in power decided that, you know, it was going to try to get him out of power there in the early 60s.
[00:56:50]  And to prevent being overthrown from power, Mao Zedong implemented something called the Cultural Revolution.
[00:57:01]  And what Mao did, because Mao had control of the education systems and the education systems were teaching that Mao Citong was some great god that came from the mountains and kicked the asses of the imperialists and kicked the asses of everybody.
[00:57:19]  And I mean, they literally indoctrinated these kids to the point when Mao called on children throughout China during the Cultural Revolution to kill their parents, to kill the police, to kill the teachers, to kill the professors, they did it.
[00:57:38]  They absolutely did it.
[00:57:39]  And I kid you not, you can look up the Cultural Revolution.
[00:57:43]  The whole entire youth of China went out and killed the government officials.
[00:57:50]  They killed the police.
[00:57:52]  They killed their parents.
[00:57:54]  And it was a disgusting disgrace.
[00:57:56]  Now, why?
[00:57:57]  Why did this happen?
[00:57:59]  Why did this happen?
[00:58:00]  I'll tell you why this happened.
[00:58:01]  Because Mao Cedong didn't want to leave power.
[00:58:05]  Because Mao Zedong didn't want to leave power.
[00:58:08]  He implemented this ridiculous type of propaganda-based policy that basically raised the youth into a bunch of heathens that literally destructed the whole infrastructure and they had to rebuild from scratch.
[00:58:23]  So once again, don't sit over here and give me this crap by reading something from a Wikipedia website that communism is somehow justified.
[00:58:32]  Oh yeah, you want to talk about another communist model?
[00:58:35]  How about Pol Pot?
[00:58:36]  Huh?
[00:58:37]  Pol Pot executed over 1.2 million people that he thought weren't deemable or reliable or economically viable for his collectivization or his communist idea.
[00:58:53]  So shove it up your ass, you commies.
[00:58:55]  You people have caused more destruction in this world than anybody in modern times, you sick sons of bitches.

=== Taxed By Private Enterprise (10:52) ===

[00:59:04]  908, you're on the air.
[00:59:10]  Yeah, you're taking too long, you idiot.
[00:59:12]  Wild goose, you're on the air.
[00:59:14]  How's it going, Ghost?
[00:59:16]  I just wanted to point out something to our commie brothers out there who go after Walmart and claim that that's a big business.
[00:59:23]  That's not a product of big business.
[00:59:26]  And a lot of the problems you see with Walmart and all these other bigger companies, they're products of big government.
[00:59:31]  That's the enemy, not big business.
[00:59:34]  And when you see big government step in and help Walmart out and give them these government subsidies, well, Walmart subsidized over half of their properties.
[00:59:43]  So you're seeing them benefit from socialism.
[00:59:48]  This isn't pure capitalism.
[00:59:51]  I agree.
[00:59:51]  When you criticize America based on capitalism, you can't call this a capitalist society.
[00:59:56]  I never did.
[00:59:57]  I never did, sir.
[00:59:59]  I never did call this a capitalist.
[01:00:02]  It's just a general message.
[01:00:04]  But when you have Walmart subsidizing all their properties, getting million-dollar tax rebates on everything they do, you know, it's putting small businesses and entrepreneurs out of business.
[01:00:17]  So capitalism isn't to blame.
[01:00:20]  It's our socialist government that has stepped in and corrupted capitalism.
[01:00:24]  It's a bastardized form of both socialism and capitalism.
[01:00:28]  And I don't think we've seen a pure form of either.
[01:00:31]  I agree, and I've been saying that.
[01:00:33]  But as a capitalist, you know, conducting business in a society, one has to maneuver around the red tape that is constructed by the government in order to capitalize.
[01:00:45]  Remember, I mean, you know, these governments think that they're so smart by providing so much language.
[01:00:51]  What they fail to realize is that there are so much loopholes with the ambiguous language that they utilize that there's still abilities to capitalize.
[01:00:59]  But at the same time, you're absolutely correct that it's the government's interference in private enterprise is what causes the destruction and the bad situations that you're seeing here in America.
[01:01:10]  I mean, the corporate welfare, the welfare to the so-called Poe in America.
[01:01:16]  I mean, this is what's ruining this great country.
[01:01:20]  This idea that big brother government has all the answers, for Christ's sake.
[01:01:24]  And let me tell you, one day, one day, the capitalists will take control of this government and every government throughout the international community.
[01:01:31]  And when we do, we are going to take back all the money that was given out to these damn corporate welfare-based initiatives where we're going to take back all the money from all these idiots who believe that they could just sit back on their fat asses and continue to collect a welfare check on the government dime.
[01:01:49]  We're going to take it out of their ass.
[01:01:51]  You know what I'm talking about?
[01:01:52]  And I cannot wait for that day to come.
[01:01:54]  You know, when these idiots finally realized that I ain't going to get no more government cheese, baby.
[01:02:01]  Ah, man.
[01:02:01]  Come on, baby.
[01:02:02]  I need government cheese.
[01:02:04]  You're not understanding, baby.
[01:02:05]  You're not understanding.
[01:02:07]  My kids, baby.
[01:02:08]  My kids, baby.
[01:02:11]  Give me a break.
[01:02:13]  But anyway, Wild Goose, the reason that they don't understand what's going on here is because they probably have a single mother who's capitalizing off of this socialist system.
[01:02:24]  Now, how are they capitalizing off the socialist system?
[01:02:26]  Well, they probably have a whole bunch of brothers and sisters, probably collecting some kind of government entitlement.
[01:02:32]  You know, probably playing the child support lottery system.
[01:02:36]  You know, probably getting free housing voucher programs.
[01:02:41]  You know, probably participating in all this.
[01:02:43]  And they're just seeing what their mother's doing, and they think, hey, my mama did it.
[01:02:46]  My mama did it.
[01:02:47]  Why can't I do it?
[01:02:49]  And this is what government has done to our population.
[01:02:52]  It's a disgrace, isn't it?
[01:02:54]  And the most recent example would be McDonald's.
[01:02:56]  They had their National Hiring Day where they supposedly hire 50,000 people who actually do want to work.
[01:03:02]  They don't want to sit back and collect government cheese.
[01:03:04]  But when they go into work, they get $7.25 an hour.
[01:03:08]  That's not a sustainable job.
[01:03:10]  Like, you can't pay rent with $7.25 an hour.
[01:03:12]  Well, you know, I beg to differ with you.
[01:03:14]  You know, I beg to differ with you on that.
[01:03:16]  Let me tell you something right now.
[01:03:18]  You can ball on a minimum wage job.
[01:03:22]  First of all, you don't get paid minimum wage forever, okay?
[01:03:25]  I mean, you know, people think that, oh, man, I got a $7.25 an hour job, baby.
[01:03:30]  I mean, it sucks, man.
[01:03:32]  You stay there three, six months.
[01:03:33]  First of all, not only are you getting raises, but you're going to be promoted within whatever hierarchy they have.
[01:03:39]  I mean, let's be honest, you know, fast food industry has a high turnover.
[01:03:43]  And if you were to stay there for long term, you're going to move your way up the ranks and obviously make more money.
[01:03:48]  But let's just say, for the sake of argument, all right, for the sake of argument that you've got $7.25 and that's all you got.
[01:03:56]  Well, first of all, let's take a look at that, okay?
[01:03:59]  First and foremost, you're getting taxed at a rate where you're not getting taxed.
[01:04:05]  You get all the money that is taken out of your check for so-called Social Security Medicaid.
[01:04:10]  You get all that crap back at the end of the year.
[01:04:12]  All right?
[01:04:13]  I mean, you get a fat paycheck at the end of the year because you don't pay any more taxes.
[01:04:18]  Secondly, if you ain't got no kids, if you ain't got no kids, then you should be bawling.
[01:04:25]  You should be able to get an efficiency apartment.
[01:04:27]  You should be able to get yourself some kind of a used-ass car and still be able to put some money in the bank.
[01:04:33]  But you see, that's not what you're doing.
[01:04:35]  That's probably not what most people are doing.
[01:04:37]  They're out there, you know, wanting to live the lavish life right away.
[01:04:41]  They think that because they're working, that they're entitled to spend and be fiscally irresponsible.
[01:04:47]  And that's just not right.
[01:04:49]  It's just wrong.
[01:04:51]  It's just utterly wrong.
[01:04:52]  And what I'm saying is, don't sit here and criticize any rate of pay.
[01:04:57]  Don't criticize any rate of job or any kind of job.
[01:05:02]  What I'm saying is you can actually continue to sustain a decent income on $7.25 an hour.
[01:05:09]  All right?
[01:05:10]  I mean, let's just do it.
[01:05:12]  Where's my calculator?
[01:05:13]  Let's say we got $7.25 an hour.
[01:05:16]  All right.
[01:05:16]  Times that by 40 hours.
[01:05:18]  All right?
[01:05:19]  And that equals $290 a week.
[01:05:22]  Now, let's say you want to work another 20 hours at another job that'll pay you more because we all know part-time pays more money.
[01:05:31]  Let's say you work another 20 hours at some joint that's fairly easy at $9 an hour.
[01:05:40]  That's $180.
[01:05:41]  So what was that first figure?
[01:05:42]  $260?
[01:05:43]  What the hell is it?
[01:05:44]  $260 plus $180.
[01:05:49]  I mean, that's $4.40 a week.
[01:05:52]  Not to mention that you ain't going to get taken, you ain't going to get taxes taken.
[01:05:56]  Oh, it's $2.90.
[01:05:57]  Excuse me.
[01:05:58]  Let's add some more there.
[01:05:59]  Let's add $30 to that.
[01:06:02]  All right?
[01:06:03]  As a matter of fact, that's the $30 that you're probably going to get taxed anyway.
[01:06:07]  So you got $470 a week.
[01:06:10]  You got $4.70 a week.
[01:06:11]  You times that by four weeks of a month.
[01:06:14]  That's $1,800 a month.
[01:06:18]  Now, in my personal opinion, you should be able to get a rent, car, and sustain yourself with the $800.
[01:06:25]  I mean, obviously, you're not going to be living lavish, but you're going to be living in an efficiency apartment.
[01:06:31]  You're going to be able to get yourself a nice little car, maybe a TSFI or something, and you're going to be able to sustain yourself $800 a month, the whole $880.
[01:06:40]  You've got $1,000 a month to save or to modestly spend on leisure activities.
[01:06:48]  So don't sit here and give me this crap that who's supposed to live on this amount of money a month?
[01:06:56]  I mean, hey, you're supposed to make it happen.
[01:06:59]  Do you understand?
[01:06:59]  You're supposed to be a fiscally responsible person.
[01:07:02]  And it's real easy.
[01:07:03]  As a matter of fact, you're not paying taxes.
[01:07:05]  At that rate, you are not paying taxes.
[01:07:09]  I mean, you get all the tax money back at the end of the year.
[01:07:11]  You get like $2,000 or $3,000 at the end of the year back in your pocket.
[01:07:16]  You know, so don't give me and not to mention that when you have a job and you're working, you can get credit lines.
[01:07:23]  You know?
[01:07:25]  Yeah, and and not to mention, you know, Cerno here it makes a good point.
[01:07:28]  Two part-time jobs actually does make more money.
[01:07:31]  You know, two part I mean, it's however you have to work it, however you have to game it, man.
[01:07:36]  Man, I'm at it.
[01:07:36]  That's how it is, man.
[01:07:39]  That's how it is.
[01:07:39]  And, you know, I don't want to hear people give me this pissing and moaning, oh, man, it's not it's not fair.
[01:07:45]  It's it's a shame.
[01:07:47]  You know, you want to know why you can't live because you want to get $500 iPhones.
[01:07:51]  You know?
[01:07:52]  You want to know why you can't live just because you want $2,000 plasma screen TVs.
[01:07:56]  You know, you want to know why you're not being able to do it because you want to pay a monthly charge on gaming networks.
[01:08:02]  You know, you want to know why you're not making it because you're out there spending $12 a Mai Tai with some bitch showing off her tits.
[01:08:09]  That's what you're doing with your money.
[01:08:10]  That's why you can't make it.
[01:08:12]  You know?
[01:08:13]  That's why you can't make it.
[01:08:14]  Why don't you live a little modestly?
[01:08:16]  Why don't you save a little capital?
[01:08:18]  Why don't you invest your money, do something, and maybe, just maybe you can take that little McDonald's job and make some serious money.
[01:08:27]  Anyway, 200, you're on the air.
[01:08:32]  Now you're taking too long.
[01:08:34]  111, you're on the air.
[01:08:36]  Is this a cost of grabbing?
[01:08:38]  No, your mother's got crustaceans on her uterus pipe.
[01:08:42]  908, you're on the air.
[01:08:44]  Hey, Ghost, I'm just curious, what do you think makes a good president or a good national leader?
[01:08:50]  Well, what makes a good national leader is somebody that is going to utilize his position of authority to dismantle the system.
[01:08:57]  That's what makes a good leader.
[01:08:59]  Do you think the good national leaders should take a nation out of shame and reduce unemployment?
[01:09:05]  Well, no, no, I'm saying they need to get the hell out of government.
[01:09:10]  They need to get out of private enterprise.
[01:09:12]  That'll reduce unemployment.
[01:09:15]  I mean, we have so many regulations for business and entrepreneurs that you can't do crap without the government taking something away from you, whether it's a permit, whether it's a tax, whether it's some kind of certificate of this or that.
[01:09:31]  I mean, whether or not there's regulations in your industry, whether or not you've got, I mean, there's just so much garbage being shoved down the private enterprise's throat at this point in time that this is what's prohibiting job creation.
[01:09:44]  All right?
[01:09:44]  I mean, the government needs to, you know, if you want a good president, he needs to utilize his power to dismantle the government.
[01:09:50]  All right?
[01:09:51]  Just dismantle it.
[01:09:52]  Just take the government out of our lives.
[01:09:54]  That would be great.

=== Condom Busted Conspiracy Theories (06:44) ===

[01:09:56]  That is true.
[01:09:57]  That is what some of our previous presidents, such as Jefferson, thought.
[01:10:02]  That's what I think.
[01:10:03]  And that's what I'm going to continue to think.
[01:10:05]  I mean, look, the government's role in this country and government's role in general should be to protect private property, to serve and obey the rule of law, and to provide civil order.
[01:10:23]  And if there is any kind of ambiguities or if there's any kind of nefarious activity when it comes to private enterprise, the government is supposed to be an umpire, not Big Brother.
[01:10:39]  They're supposed to be overseeing and being more of like an umpire, not some idiot that's going to sit here and redefine the game.
[01:10:46]  And that's what really has screwed up this country.
[01:10:50]  Anyway, thanks for calling, man.
[01:10:52]  And you're right.
[01:10:53]  Thomas Jefferson did want less government, and that's all there is to it.
[01:10:58]  Anyway, we've been talking about sluts for a past hour and ten.
[01:11:03]  So I want to change the subject matter.
[01:11:04]  I want to ask everybody what everybody thinks about those Osama bin Laden tapes, and what the hell is this supposed to prove?
[01:11:12]  How about that?
[01:11:13]  What the hell is this supposed to prove?
[01:11:17]  I mean, you know, are you kidding me?
[01:11:19]  This is supposed to prove that he's dead?
[01:11:20]  You know, some idiot that you couldn't even see a frontal shot on his face, you know, rubbing his beard in front of a goddamn TV with Osama bin Laden pictures, for Christ's sake, huh?
[01:11:30]  I mean, outtakes from this idiot, you know, standing in front of a canvas doing a speech.
[01:11:34]  I mean, this is supposed to signify that he's dead.
[01:11:37]  Let me tell you, I'm not a conspiracy theorist, all right?
[01:11:40]  I am not a conspiracy theorist whatsoever, but I'll tell you this right now.
[01:11:44]  I am not going to believe that Osama bin Laden is dead until I see a goddamn picture, you know?
[01:11:51]  I mean, I want a picture of this idiot with a hole in his head.
[01:11:55]  That's what I want to see, all right?
[01:11:57]  And I think that everybody deserves it.
[01:11:59]  I think that everybody deserves it.
[01:12:01]  I mean, we're taxpayers.
[01:12:03]  We own those pictures.
[01:12:05]  We own those pictures for Christ's sake.
[01:12:10]  Anyway, 646-652-4869 is the number to call here.
[01:12:14]  I'm just going to say, I'm not going to believe it until I see it, man.
[01:12:17]  I mean, you know, this president, for some reason, has, you know, gone way beyond treating this whole situation with kid gloves, in my personal opinion.
[01:12:27]  All right?
[01:12:28]  Has gone way beyond treating it with kid gloves.
[01:12:31]  I mean, you know, first and foremost, we take the guy's body.
[01:12:34]  We got some idiot giving it some Koran blessing and then, you know, throwing it in sea.
[01:12:41]  I mean, what the hell's going on here, man?
[01:12:44]  I want to see that idiot with a goddamn hole in his head.
[01:12:49]  At the very least, they should be at least releasing the audio behind these videos that they're releasing.
[01:12:56]  They should release more videos.
[01:12:58]  They should tell us something for Christ's sake.
[01:13:00]  I mean, this could be Wag the Dog for all we know, for Christ's sake.
[01:13:07]  Anyway, I want to hear from you.
[01:13:08]  What do you think about these bin Laden tapes?
[01:13:09]  I mean, the government's really trying to shove one down our holes here.
[01:13:13]  You know, in my personal opinion.
[01:13:14]  I don't know.
[01:13:15]  I'm not trying to sound like a conspiracy theorist here.
[01:13:17]  You know what I mean?
[01:13:19]  I'm not trying to sound like one, but it's, I mean, I'll believe it when I see it.
[01:13:23]  All right.
[01:13:24]  478, you're on the horn.
[01:13:26]  Ghost, baby, what's going on?
[01:13:28]  Happy Mother's Day, man.
[01:13:29]  Happy Mother's Day, bro.
[01:13:31]  Jesus Christ.
[01:13:31]  Yeah, what's going on?
[01:13:33]  You know, my boy Pookie called me.
[01:13:35]  He was like, hey, ghost dog.
[01:13:37]  I was like his Sunday, baby, ghost day, you know.
[01:13:39]  And I, you know, I called you now, bro.
[01:13:41]  Here you are, ghost.
[01:13:43]  What brings you to the internet today, baby?
[01:13:46]  Well, I'm saying that this is a special edition of True Capitalist Radio.
[01:13:50]  It's an anti-Mother's Day edition, for Christ's sake.
[01:13:54]  I can see that there's no mother in that area over there in your part of the woods because I can continuously hear that goddamn kids keep crying.
[01:14:02]  But that's what brought me on here.
[01:14:04]  It brought me on because I want to celebrate Anti-Mother's Day, an anti-Mother's Day edition.
[01:14:12]  Hey, baby, there's a mother in this baby's life.
[01:14:16]  She's one of those women you talk about.
[01:14:18]  She probably should have been at the club.
[01:14:20]  Well, to be honest with you, Ghost.
[01:14:22]  I dropped the kid off to her early today so I could go hang out with my mom.
[01:14:26]  But, you know, now I got the kid again.
[01:14:28]  I can't get a day off, GOAT.
[01:14:30]  Oh, man.
[01:14:31]  You know, you got scandalous horror that hooked you up with some kid.
[01:14:37]  You ejaculated in the wrong bimbo or something?
[01:14:40]  Yeah, baby.
[01:14:41]  Yeah, yeah.
[01:14:42]  I just, you know, I wouldn't say the condombusted.
[01:14:44]  That's what we'll say, baby.
[01:14:46]  That's what we'll say.
[01:14:47]  That sounds good to me.
[01:14:48]  I didn't really put it on.
[01:14:49]  I don't want to hear that the condom busted.
[01:14:51]  I hate when I hear that.
[01:14:53]  I hate when I hear the condom busted because it's a lie.
[01:14:56]  All right?
[01:14:56]  Condoms don't bust.
[01:14:58]  All right.
[01:14:59]  What happens is that you just didn't put it on.
[01:15:01]  You ejaculated in this bitch's pooch and outcame this kid.
[01:15:04]  You know?
[01:15:04]  Let's admit it.
[01:15:06]  I ain't going to argue with you, ghosts.
[01:15:07]  You know, I mean, We probably have a difference of opinions as far as the details of the story, but you pretty much got it down, baby.
[01:15:15]  You got it down.
[01:15:16]  I'm not going to argue with you.
[01:15:18]  I know.
[01:15:19]  I know how it is.
[01:15:20]  Believe me, every time when somebody says, Yeah, it busted, baby, I know they're lying their asses off.
[01:15:25]  You know what I'm talking about?
[01:15:26]  I mean, anybody who's listening, if you don't believe me, you should take a condom and fill it up with water and take a look at how many gallons of water, how many gallons of water that goddamn condom will take before it actually busts.
[01:15:40]  And the next time somebody says, Oh, man, my condom busted, baby.
[01:15:44]  What a bunch of garbage.
[01:15:45]  But go ahead.
[01:15:47]  I mean, it busted, baby.
[01:15:48]  I was beating it up, so it busted.
[01:15:49]  But anyway, I just wanted to go back to what you were saying about how Osama bin Laden ain't dead.
[01:15:57]  See, here you go again, taking credit from Barack Obama when Al-Qaeda, Al-Qaeda, baby, Al-Qaeda.
[01:16:04]  Let me say that one more time.
[01:16:05]  Al-Qaeda confirmed Obama's death and had said that we're going to get fucked up.
[01:16:11]  And I think we are.
[01:16:12]  And that's the end of the story.
[01:16:14]  Some message post on a damn Islamic board says that Osama's dead and we're supposed to believe it.
[01:16:21]  I mean, I want to see some footage.
[01:16:23]  I want to see some documented proof for Christ's sake.
[01:16:27]  Baby, what more proof do you need?
[01:16:28]  Why can't you trust Obama, baby?
[01:16:30]  I don't understand why you want to trust me.
[01:16:32]  I see a dead body.
[01:16:33]  I want to see a dead body.
[01:16:34]  Are you kidding me?
[01:16:35]  I don't trust this government.
[01:16:37]  I mean, it has nothing to do with Barack Obama.
[01:16:39]  I don't trust this government.

=== Government Entitlements Explained (14:33) ===

[01:16:40]  All right?
[01:16:41]  I mean, the government has told us nothing but lies.
[01:16:43]  They've told us nothing but deceitful type of information throughout the ages.
[01:16:49]  And that's why I'm saying I want to see the footage.
[01:16:53]  I want to see some pictures.
[01:16:55]  I mean, can you stop choking that goddamn kid?
[01:16:58]  Kansas Christ, I'm trying to tell you what I'm talking about here.
[01:17:01]  I ain't going to choke my kid on Mother's Day, Ghost.
[01:17:03]  That'd make my mother sad.
[01:17:04]  But anyway, go ahead, baby.
[01:17:09]  Is your mom there?
[01:17:10]  Is your mom there by any chance?
[01:17:12]  No, baby, but we just, we just, I was with my mom earlier.
[01:17:16]  I went, we just got back from Applebee's, baby.
[01:17:18]  We went out to Applebee's for Mother's Day.
[01:17:20]  Took advantage of that two for 20 before that special end.
[01:17:24]  Good law, that's a good special.
[01:17:26]  Do you like Applebee's for Christ's sake?
[01:17:29]  Two for 20, baby.
[01:17:30]  I'll discuss this on another show.
[01:17:32]  Two for 20, you know, two entrees and appetizer, baby.
[01:17:37]  Oh, my God.
[01:17:38]  And then I'm sure that I'm paying for that.
[01:17:41]  I and other taxpayers are paying for that, right?
[01:17:44]  Nah, baby, my mama paid for it.
[01:17:46]  I ain't got no money for no Applebee's, baby.
[01:17:48]  My mama paid for it.
[01:17:49]  Oh, yeah, mama paid for it.
[01:17:51]  Is she hooked up on some Social Security, SSI, Medicaid, Medicare, government cheese, anything like that?
[01:17:57]  Yeah, baby.
[01:17:58]  She's old enough to get SSI.
[01:18:00]  She paid into that system.
[01:18:01]  That's her money, ghost.
[01:18:03]  Oh, no, no, no, no.
[01:18:04]  Come on, man.
[01:18:05]  Come on.
[01:18:06]  That's not right.
[01:18:07]  That's not right.
[01:18:08]  That's not her money.
[01:18:09]  All right.
[01:18:10]  SSI is not their money.
[01:18:13]  Look, baby, my mama, my mama, look, look, just because my baby be crying in the background, you don't be talking, Doug, about my mama, okay?
[01:18:20]  My mama worked as a school cafeteria person for 26 years, ghost.
[01:18:25]  You hear me?
[01:18:25]  26 years.
[01:18:26]  And she retired from the Board of Education.
[01:18:29]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:18:30]  And she gets a little bit of a money.
[01:18:31]  So, man, you mean to tell me not only is your mom getting government cheese from taxpayers, but she's also getting a pension for life from taxpayers, right?
[01:18:42]  Is what you're telling me?
[01:18:43]  I mean, if you retired as a cafeteria lady, well, then she's getting a tax-funded pension.
[01:18:49]  Am I correct?
[01:18:50]  Yeah, baby, they match some of the money, but you got to put something in with it.
[01:18:54]  It ain't like magic money.
[01:18:55]  It's like any 401k at any company where they match money that you put in, like up to, I don't know, ghost, 7%.
[01:19:03]  I don't know what they say.
[01:19:04]  It's not the.
[01:19:06]  You're not understanding, though.
[01:19:07]  That's not a company's money.
[01:19:09]  That's our money.
[01:19:10]  That's the taxpayers' money.
[01:19:12]  And what I'm saying is, is that not only is your mom collecting a pension from the government or from the school system that she worked for, but she's also collecting a goddamn SSI check, for Christ's sake.
[01:19:27]  Get it!
[01:19:30]  It makes me a load of sick just thinking about it.
[01:19:33]  So Dick Cheney collects Social Security.
[01:19:36]  He makes $200,000 a year, ghosts.
[01:19:38]  Why can't you get it here?
[01:19:40]  Why can't you talk junk about Dick Cheney?
[01:19:41]  Why you got to target my mom, ghost?
[01:19:43]  Why's it got to be a salary?
[01:19:45]  I'm not familiar with Dick Cheney's situation.
[01:19:47]  I'm not familiar with Dick Cheney's situation, but you here have admitted that your mom collects this SSI and she's collecting a pension.
[01:19:56]  Hold on, put them on mute for a second.
[01:19:58]  I can't take that goddamn kid crying.
[01:20:00]  He's choking the hell out of that kid.
[01:20:02]  Look, first of all, these kids that are out here paying SSI, they're the people that are paying Social Security, they're never going to see it in their entire life.
[01:20:13]  Never.
[01:20:14]  Ever.
[01:20:16]  Never going to see it in their entire life.
[01:20:18]  And what they're doing is they're actually going and paying for future generations.
[01:20:23]  They're paying for the generations now.
[01:20:25]  They're paying for the baby boomers and their Social Security when the baby boomers are the ones that have caused all the problems up until this point.
[01:20:34]  And what I'm saying is that the youth of today needs to start taking their heads out of their clogged up, smelly, bacon bent-ridden colon pipes and start realizing that they have been had.
[01:20:46]  They have been bamboozled.
[01:20:48]  And they need to realize that they need to stand up.
[01:20:51]  You understand?
[01:20:52]  They need to raise up and they need to realize that they should demand that they don't pay Social Security anymore.
[01:21:00]  You understand?
[01:21:02]  They should not pay for Social Security anymore because let me tell you something right now.
[01:21:06]  It's the baby boomer's fault that we have such a shoddy economic landscape.
[01:21:11]  It is the baby boomer's fault, the reason that we have this goddamn social landscape of sexual deviant behavior and pedophiles and all this disgusting crap that has now become the norm in today's America.
[01:21:28]  I'm sorry, folks.
[01:21:29]  I'm just, I get a little taken back when talking about this, folks, because it makes me sick.
[01:21:35]  It makes me sick to my stomach.
[01:21:38]  Anyway, are you there, 213?
[01:21:41]  Yeah, baby, I'm here.
[01:21:42]  But look, you are right about one thing, baby.
[01:21:45]  All the youth of this generation, they ain't going to see no Social Security.
[01:21:49]  And, you know, that's why I don't have no problem collecting these welfare checks, baby, because it looks like they just paying me for something I ain't going to get anyway, you know?
[01:21:57]  I might as well go ahead and make my money now before it disappears.
[01:22:02]  Are you kidding me?
[01:22:03]  I mean, are you actually telling me this with a straight face?
[01:22:06]  Seriously?
[01:22:08]  Yes, sir, baby.
[01:22:09]  You know, I put money into the Social Security program, and I ain't going to see it.
[01:22:13]  I might as well get some money now.
[01:22:14]  I might as well get a little something out of it, ghost.
[01:22:17]  I think all your listeners should do the same thing, ghost.
[01:22:21]  All y'all out there that ain't going to get Social Security, just quit your jobs and get welfare and have a good time.
[01:22:31]  I'm not going to sit here and allow this stupid subterranean welfare collecting scumbag to sit here and promote everybody just go ahead and quit your jobs and be some entitlement-ridden piece of breadwinner, breadline-waiting piece of crap.
[01:22:46]  I refuse.
[01:22:47]  I refuse.
[01:22:48]  Get this idiot out of here.
[01:22:55]  Anyway, before we got rudely interrupted by that, you know, I don't know what the hell you call that ghetto fight idiot from 213 from Compton where Compton.
[01:23:06]  We were talking about the bin Laden tapes that the government has released.
[01:23:12]  I mean, and I don't understand what this is supposed to prove.
[01:23:15]  And I don't understand why we're obliging this whole idea that we can't release pictures of the idiot with a hole in his head.
[01:23:24]  You know?
[01:23:25]  Can somebody explain this?
[01:23:29]  Anyway, 646-652-4869 is the number to call here.
[01:23:34]  We're talking about the bin Laden tapes, so I want to hear from you.
[01:23:36]  619, you're on the horn.
[01:23:40]  Hello?
[01:23:41]  What up?
[01:23:42]  Oh, actually, I wanted to add about something earlier.
[01:23:45]  I'm sorry it's a little late.
[01:23:48]  I agree with your stance on taking cutting those people who are living on whereframe because in my state, schools are losing money beyond its exponential.
[01:24:01]  I mean, our programs are pretty much non-existent in some of the schools I go to out of my family.
[01:24:07]  I agree.
[01:24:08]  I agree.
[01:24:08]  And are you going to a school where it's not getting funded properly and you got old books?
[01:24:15]  I live in San Diego.
[01:24:16]  So I go to San Diego State.
[01:24:20]  I got all grants and everything.
[01:24:22]  It actually worked my house off in school.
[01:24:24]  I like kids who didn't.
[01:24:27]  And I think seriously that we took all that money from welfare and invested it in education, we wouldn't have those people living off welfare.
[01:24:37]  Well, you know, I have to disagree with you, 619, because I think that there are a lot of kids right now that are juicing and milking the grant system.
[01:24:46]  I mean, I come across these stupid snot-nosed ringing the nose and the eyebrow having cock ring sporting assholes all the time here in Austin, Texas.
[01:24:56]  All right?
[01:24:56]  I mean, these idiots are literally utilizing the grant system to take like eight years to get a damn bachelor's degree.
[01:25:03]  All right?
[01:25:04]  I mean, I kid you not.
[01:25:06]  This is what they're doing.
[01:25:07]  And they're utilizing the grant system to evade responsibility.
[01:25:11]  And it's just like somebody who's collecting a goddamn government entitlement.
[01:25:16]  It's just like somebody who's collecting government cheese.
[01:25:18]  They're out there negating responsibility, claiming that they're getting an education.
[01:25:23]  But unfortunately, out here in Austin, Texas, and I'm sure all across the nation, this is happening in their grant systems also.
[01:25:29]  These idiots are utilizing the grant system as a way of evading responsibility and getting free money.
[01:25:34]  You know what I mean?
[01:25:35]  I mean, I think it was even Paul Wall, you know, which is a rapper out here in Houston, Texas, around here in Texas.
[01:25:42]  He's from Houston.
[01:25:44]  Paul Wall even wrote, rapped about, you know, putting student loans on the tooth, you know, quote unquote.
[01:25:51]  Yeah, I got student loans on the tooth.
[01:25:53]  That means he bought his grill on his student loans and his student grant money.
[01:25:58]  I mean, that's what it meant.
[01:25:59]  He actually rapped about this crap.
[01:26:01]  Yeah, baby got student loans in the tooth, baby.
[01:26:05]  Give me a break.
[01:26:07]  Anyway, go ahead.
[01:26:08]  I know you made a concise argument, but do you have anything to rebuttal on that, 619?
[01:26:13]  Yeah, like my grant only covers on books.
[01:26:17]  It's not a lot.
[01:26:18]  My father owns a business, so I can afford school for his business.
[01:26:21]  I work with my father.
[01:26:23]  But yeah, I noticed that.
[01:26:24]  I mean, the only reason, like, in my state, like, the amount of the go-to-college tuition has gone up a buttload.
[01:26:33]  And I think it's kind of it is kind of the government's fault because the prices go up and then students can't go.
[01:26:40]  It just doesn't seem right to me.
[01:26:43]  You know, it's not just that also.
[01:26:45]  You know, the reason that tuition has gone up is because government has its hand in it.
[01:26:50]  I mean, they are taking chairs away from kids that could possibly pay the tuition.
[01:26:56]  And they're taking those kids away and government is forcing universities to put children or put kids or put teenagers, whoever, into these chairs that they choose.
[01:27:07]  That's what the government grant system does.
[01:27:09]  It it gives out and it forces these universities to collect so much money from the government for these chairs in these universities.
[01:27:18]  And as a result, they have to charge that much more to everybody else who isn't paying by way of government entitlement, government grant.
[01:27:26]  They have to upcharge on every single thing.
[01:27:30]  I'm telling you right now, it's the fact that government has its hand in higher education is the reason why higher education is going through the roof.
[01:27:37]  If government just took its hands out of the way and let private enterprise do what it's got to do, I think that we would see the price of education fall dramatically.
[01:27:46]  And that's my personal opinion.
[01:27:48]  I mean, you know, it's no fair that the government forces these universities to accept college people that the government chooses.
[01:27:59]  You know?
[01:28:02]  Anyway, thanks for calling 619.
[01:28:04]  I appreciate it.
[01:28:05]  646-652-4869 is a number to call.
[01:28:08]  I want to hear from you, folks.
[01:28:10]  We were talking about the bin Laden tapes.
[01:28:11]  I want to move on to another subject matter.
[01:28:13]  I want to talk about 12 people dead in Egypt.
[01:28:17]  Huh?
[01:28:17]  Yeah, thanks, Whale Gonham, you asshole.
[01:28:21]  And for you idiots that don't know who Whale Gonham is, he's the Google executive that inspired all this ridiculous.
[01:28:32]  I mean, it was a riot.
[01:28:34]  That's basically what it was.
[01:28:35]  It was an utter, disgraceful riot in Egypt.
[01:28:38]  Anyway, Whale Gonem is the Google executive that inspired this by manipulating the primitive civilization of Egypt through Facebook and tweets.
[01:28:49]  And these idiots out there actually took it literal.
[01:28:51]  They went out there, a bunch of wild jehooties, started going nuts and started looting businesses, started going into people's homes, looting their prized possessions, raping their women.
[01:29:04]  It was a disgrace, an utter disgrace what happened in Egypt.
[01:29:08]  And anybody who thinks that Egypt has anything to do with all democracy, oh, freedom, you don't know your ass from your elbow.
[01:29:17]  I mean, Egypt had nothing to do with being a cry for democracy.
[01:29:23]  As a matter of fact, it was a primitive country manipulated by this idiot Whale Gonem.
[01:29:28]  And in my personal opinion, if Egyptians are a little upset at the fact that the big dream didn't come in after they ousted Mubarak and basically turned their goddamn country into a subterranean post-Katrina pissing ground, if you're upset at the fact that, hey, things aren't going out the way they planned, well, you should venture frustration.
[01:29:54]  You should venture frustration at Whale Gonem, because he's the piece of crap that inspired this whole uprising.
[01:30:01]  And that's why you've got Egypt right now in complete disorder.
[01:30:05]  Once again, we've got Christians and Muslims in Egypt killing each other right now.
[01:30:12]  Yeah.
[01:30:12]  Thanks, Whale Gonem, you silly asshole.
[01:30:17]  Yeah, you've actually got people in Egypt, you know, Muslims and Christians, killing each other.
[01:30:23]  They're killing each other, 12 dead thus far.
[01:30:27]  And, you know, in my personal opinion, it's Whale Gonham's fault.
[01:30:31]  And I think Google should hold some responsibility too for not shunning what this executive that represents them did to this country.
[01:30:40]  I mean, it turned it into a complete and utter pissing ground.
[01:30:42]  I mean, we heard about that poor CBS reporter that was in the middle of that wild jehootie outburst, that whole damn riot, man.
[01:30:51]  Got gang raped by a bunch of sweaty, disgusting, smelly jehooties.
[01:30:56]  You know?
[01:30:59]  Dumbass whale Gonham.
[01:31:01]  You know, let me tell you something.
[01:31:02]  You should be bitch slapped.
[01:31:03]  Seriously, bitch slapped.
[01:31:07]  Let me tell you something.
[01:31:08]  You know, you can tweet this idiot too.
[01:31:10]  Tweet this idiot right now, and you can tell him I said whatever, all right?

=== Treason And Blood On Hands (02:08) ===

[01:31:13]  Here, let me go ahead and put it.
[01:31:16]  There, there's his goddamn Twitter address.
[01:31:19]  You tell him I said that he is responsible for what's going on in Egypt, that he should bear responsibility, that he should be brought to justice.
[01:31:28]  You're going to sit over here and inspire all this disorder.
[01:31:31]  I mean, if any one of us, if any one of us ever did anything to what Whale Gonham did, we'd be thrown in prison or executed for treason.
[01:31:43]  For treason, for Christ's sake.
[01:31:49]  So, once again, 12 dead as Muslim and Christian jehudis clash in Egypt.
[01:31:55]  And we've got Whale Gonham to think about that, you piece of garbage.
[01:31:59]  Yeah, tweet Whale Gonham.
[01:32:00]  You tell him Ghost has been calling him on, and I'm going to continue calling that sorry sack of crap out.
[01:32:06]  All the death and destruction that is on his hands, he's got blood on his hands.
[01:32:11]  He's got blood on his hands, and yet Time Magazine named this asshole the most influential cocksucker in the world for 2010.
[01:32:21]  Can you believe this crap?
[01:32:23]  Can you believe this garbage?
[01:32:24]  They actually named this sorry sack of manipulative garbage who inspired a riot, okay?
[01:32:32]  Because there was no revolution, all right, happening in Egypt.
[01:32:35]  It was an utter riot fest.
[01:32:39]  I mean, you saw it.
[01:32:41]  You saw it on the air.
[01:32:42]  I mean, you had people, neighborhoods taken to the streets with machetes trying to fend off these wild jehudies trying to get in and take their riches and rape their wives and daughters.
[01:32:54]  This is what was happening out there in Egypt.
[01:32:57]  And yet you got Time Magazine giving this idiot Whale Gonham all this credit.
[01:33:04]  I mean, let us try to do something similar to that nature and see if we don't get prosecuted for treason.
[01:33:13]  You piece of garbage.
[01:33:16]  And let me tell you something right now.
[01:33:18]  Whale Gonham is not only Wail Gonham, but Google.

=== Denying The Statement Made (02:38) ===

[01:33:22]  I mean, they should, at very least, come out with some statement.
[01:33:26]  All right?
[01:33:27]  Deny some statement that says, hey, we didn't really mean to really mean to do this.
[01:33:33]  All right?
[01:33:34]  We really didn't mean to do this.
[01:33:38]  But no.
[01:33:39]  This is America.
[01:33:42]  646-652-4869 is the number to call.
[01:33:45]  Let's take some calls here.
[01:33:47]  We got 111 on the horn.
[01:33:49]  What's the problem?
[01:33:51]  Hello.
[01:33:52]  Yeah, what up?
[01:33:54]  Um, hi.
[01:33:58]  You silly bastard.
[01:33:59]  You sound too fruity to be on here.
[01:34:00]  Get off!
[01:34:02]  Grow some bass in your voice, boy.
[01:34:04]  God damn it.
[01:34:08]  Let's take some more calls here.
[01:34:10]  We got some whore named Nikki.
[01:34:12]  What's your excuse?
[01:34:14]  I have two questions for you, ghost.
[01:34:17]  Go ahead, you filthy cow.
[01:34:19]  Go ahead.
[01:34:20]  Thank you.
[01:34:21]  And do you mind if we see a picture of you, do you mind?
[01:34:27]  What?
[01:34:28]  Do you mind if we had a picture of you?
[01:34:30]  Well, why do you want a picture of me, Brod, huh?
[01:34:33]  I mean, you know, is it not enough for you to stick a couple of large pieces of furniture up your uterus pipe while listening to me?
[01:34:39]  Throw manly dominance around here like it ain't crap.
[01:34:42]  You actually want to see a picture of me?
[01:34:44]  Is that it, huh?
[01:34:45]  You want a picture of me while you're whacking your clitoris off like a windshield wiper out of whack?
[01:34:51]  You actually want a picture of me?
[01:34:52]  Is this it?
[01:34:53]  I mean, what difference does it make?
[01:34:55]  What difference does it make?
[01:34:57]  It makes a big difference.
[01:35:00]  Well, where's a picture of your slutty ass?
[01:35:02]  How about that?
[01:35:02]  Well, let's take a couple of pictures of you.
[01:35:06]  Hmm.
[01:35:10]  Yeah, exactly.
[01:35:11]  We can hear the fat in your windpipe, Broad.
[01:35:13]  All right?
[01:35:14]  Give me a break.
[01:35:15]  It's Sunday night, for Christ's sake.
[01:35:17]  You should be at happy hour, just like all the other sluts out here.
[01:35:20]  But no, you're trying to bill yourself as some slut.
[01:35:23]  But we all know that you're a fat, jelly whore that's sitting up here trying to mesmerize the minds of poor bastards that are hard up.
[01:35:32]  You know, you're going on places like 4chan and these types of message boards in hopes of getting a bunch of hard legs all excited over the digital information super highway, you know, and then it hits you off because you know for a fact that with your fat body, you could not go to a social arena and actually get yourself a decent piece of, well, not poontang, but a decent piece of sausage to penetrate your pink taco.

=== Father's Day Slut Walk (04:04) ===

[01:36:00]  Am I right or am I wrong?
[01:36:02]  Am I making too much of it?
[01:36:08]  You're a little tongue-tied, are you, Nikki, huh?
[01:36:10]  Well, you know, it's funny that you're so tongue-tied.
[01:36:12]  You were so, you know, quick to flap your fat whore fingers on the keyboard, talk a lot of garbage here on the chat room.
[01:36:18]  And now I've made you look lower than the two-foot-long clitoris that hangs down below your knees.
[01:36:24]  And now all you can do is, I mean, in my personal opinion, I think that, you know, whoever's within your vicinity, because I know there's somebody else in that vicinity, I hope that it's a male, all right?
[01:36:37]  I hope that it's your man.
[01:36:39]  And if it is your man, please listen to me, feller, all right?
[01:36:42]  There should be no reason why your wife or girlfriend or whatever this slut is to you, there should be no reason why she's on the internet.
[01:36:50]  There should be no reason why she's listening to the True Capitalist Radio broadcast, and there should be no reason why she should be asking me for my picture.
[01:36:59]  All right?
[01:37:00]  No reason.
[01:37:01]  And what you should be doing is, I like to tell this to everybody, you should be conjuring up the spirit of Ike Turner, getting your pimp hand strong, and giving this bitch a backhand from the word go for besmirching your manhood and making you look like some chump that's just allowing his chick to be free with herself because, oh, I'm a slut.
[01:37:25]  So anyway, do you have anything else to say, Nikki, instead of being some, you know, cum gurgling slut bag?
[01:37:31]  What's your opinion on Father's Day?
[01:37:34]  Oh, my father.
[01:37:34]  Well, I think Father's Day is just as ridiculous.
[01:37:38]  But, you know, the difference between Father's Day and Mother's Day is that when Father's Day comes around, what's advertised during that time?
[01:37:45]  Hey, get dad a tie.
[01:37:48]  Hey, get dad a handkerchief.
[01:37:51]  What's advertised up until Mother's Day?
[01:37:54]  Oh, mother would love this fine little jewelry from Kay's jewelers.
[01:37:59]  Oh, go to charit.
[01:38:01]  Go to charret.
[01:38:04]  I think they're both obnoxious, stupid holidays.
[01:38:07]  Father's Day and Mother's Day.
[01:38:10]  All right?
[01:38:11]  I mean, I don't think anybody should have a day dedicated to doing what they're supposed to do.
[01:38:18]  I mean, I don't understand why exactly people have to be given kudos and given some kind of a freaking prize or cookie for doing what they're supposed to do.
[01:38:28]  You know?
[01:38:29]  Oh, look at me.
[01:38:30]  I'm a mother.
[01:38:31]  Yay.
[01:38:32]  And what, we're supposed to give you a prize?
[01:38:34]  That's what you're supposed to do.
[01:38:36]  You allowed somebody to penetrate your vagina hole.
[01:38:39]  They ejaculated in there.
[01:38:40]  Nine months later, a kid was shitted out of there.
[01:38:43]  And lo and behold, it was your responsibility.
[01:38:46]  You made the choices.
[01:38:47]  So that's what you're supposed to do.
[01:38:51]  You shouldn't get any props.
[01:38:52]  You shouldn't get any kudos.
[01:38:54]  All right?
[01:38:54]  On the contrary, I don't think any mother deserves kudos given the social landscape in America today.
[01:39:01]  I mean, have you seen the social landscape in America today where, you know, you've got, you know, women partaking in slutlocks.
[01:39:09]  You know, you've got fruity ass bastards running rampant out here.
[01:39:12]  You've got males that are prominently displaying their feminine physical attributes and their feminine vernacular.
[01:39:21]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:39:22]  I mean, it's just a disgrace.
[01:39:23]  It's an utter disgrace what's happened to this country.
[01:39:27]  All right?
[01:39:28]  It's an utter disgrace.
[01:39:29]  So, yeah, I think Father's Day is just as stupid and ridiculous.
[01:39:33]  And any idiot that's going to say, yeah, I want something for Father's Day, they should be just as bitch-slapped as some dumb, stupid, skankosaurus bimbo that's going to sit over here and try to get kudos for Mother's Day.
[01:39:47]  What else do you have to say, Nikki?
[01:39:48]  Because I know you were talking mad crap in the chat room.
[01:39:51]  Now I put you in your place because obviously your man can't do it.
[01:39:55]  So I had to do it.
[01:39:56]  Now, are you okay now, Nikki?
[01:39:58]  I mean, can you talk?
[01:39:59]  Can you have some integrity now?
[01:40:02]  Yeah.
[01:40:03]  All right, good.

=== Anti-Mother's Day Edition (04:06) ===

[01:40:04]  Get this bitch off my goddamn switchboard.
[01:40:06]  Get this Laura.
[01:40:07]  Get her out of here.
[01:40:11]  Piece of crap.
[01:40:13]  646-652-4869 is the number of call.
[01:40:16]  Let me take another swig of this beer here.
[01:40:18]  Let me tell you something.
[01:40:19]  Hey, if you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen, baby.
[01:40:22]  You understand?
[01:40:23]  If you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen.
[01:40:25]  You're sitting over here talking garbage in the chat room trying to be a text chat warrior.
[01:40:29]  Then you call up here, and I literally make you look lower than Roseanne Barr chasing after a greasy cheeseburger with her hands tied behind her back, bent over backwards.
[01:40:40]  And the best you can come up with is just kind of sitting there with your hand on your clitoris, wondering, am I supposed to go this way or am I supposed to go that way?
[01:40:51]  You stupid crap.
[01:40:53]  Anyway, let me take another swig of this beer here.
[01:41:00]  Good stuff.
[01:41:01]  As a matter of fact, I'm going to take a freaking break.
[01:41:04]  I'm going to take a freaking break because I don't appreciate what's going on here in the chat room.
[01:41:09]  I'm not getting enough respect.
[01:41:11]  This is a special edition of the True Capitalist Radio Broadcast.
[01:41:14]  This is the anti-Mother's Day edition.
[01:41:17]  All right?
[01:41:18]  And I don't appreciate that people are sitting here disrespecting me, besmirching the integrity of my show, and I don't appreciate.
[01:41:27]  I don't appreciate.
[01:41:28]  As a matter of fact, I'm out of beer.
[01:41:30]  Is there another beer around here?
[01:41:31]  Can we get some more beer?
[01:41:34]  Jesus Christ.
[01:41:38]  As a matter of fact, let me go ahead and open up this beer here.
[01:41:40]  Come here.
[01:41:41]  Woo!
[01:41:44]  That's what I'm talking about.
[01:41:45]  As a matter of fact, I'm going to take a break here.
[01:41:48]  But before I take a break, I am calling on all capitalists throughout the world that are out there that are participating in the capitalist ideology, that want to spread the capitalist, the capitalist ideas throughout the international community.
[01:42:05]  I'd like for you to please join the capitalist army.
[01:42:09]  All right?
[01:42:10]  www.capitalistarmy.com.
[01:42:13]  All right?
[01:42:15]  No BS, baby.
[01:42:16]  I mean, you know, we're looking for a few good men and women that, you know, have some integrity, that know what's going on.
[01:42:22]  Here it is, right here.
[01:42:24]  CapitalistArmy.com, baby.
[01:42:26]  All right?
[01:42:28]  Come on.
[01:42:28]  And let me tell you, I know there's a bunch of commies and a bunch of idiots that have attempted to try to, you know, they've tried to join, and unfortunately they've been rejected.
[01:42:37]  Let me tell you something.
[01:42:38]  Being a part of the capitalist army is an exclusive group.
[01:42:41]  All right?
[01:42:41]  We're not just accepting any ass clowns here, all right?
[01:42:44]  We want true capitalist.
[01:42:47]  All right?
[01:42:48]  We want true capitalist up in here.
[01:42:52]  And that's what I'm calling on throughout the world.
[01:42:54]  It doesn't matter where you're from throughout the international community.
[01:42:57]  If you are down with capitalism, I'm calling on you.
[01:43:01]  I'm calling on you.
[01:43:04]  Anyway, www.capitalistarmy.com.
[01:43:07]  I'm going to take a break and I'm going to play a song here.
[01:43:09]  And see, it's not that long, but it's a song appropriate for today.
[01:43:14]  It's appropriate for today because today we are broadcasting in a special edition.
[01:43:19]  Everybody should, you know, spread this around like wildfire.
[01:43:21]  This is episode number 82, the anti-Mother's Day edition of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
[01:43:28]  And I think that this song that I'm about to play is not only suitable, but it's more than appropriate for this occasion.
[01:43:39]  All right?
[01:43:40]  And I'd like to dedicate this song to all these pompous-ass mothers that believe that they should get their clitorises fluffed up today because they happen to shit out a couple of kids out of their damn pink taco, for Christ's sake.
[01:43:56]  Oh, yeah.
[01:43:57]  I shitted out a couple of kids out of my filthy meat wallet, and now I want, you know, some kudos on Mother's Day.
[01:44:06]  Well, I tell you what, this song right here, you understand what I'm saying?

=== Dedicated Song For Mothers (02:55) ===

[01:44:11]  The song that I am about to play at this point in time, I want to dedicate to all mothers that are listening throughout the world.
[01:44:19]  Are you listening?
[01:44:20]  This is Mother's Day, the anti-Mother's Day edition of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
[01:44:24]  By God, if you're listening, spread it around like wildfire.
[01:44:28]  Retweet the broadcast.
[01:44:29]  Go to the forums, go to the blogs, go to the social networking sites, and let everybody know that we're in affected in the house, baby.
[01:44:36]  That's right.
[01:44:39]  That's right, baby.
[01:44:40]  Anyway, I'll be right back.
[01:44:42]  I'm going to take a quick break.
[01:44:43]  Don't go anywhere, folks, and spread it around like wildfire.
[01:44:46]  Anyway, I'm going to put on this song.
[01:44:48]  This is for all the mothers for Mother's Day.
[01:44:50]  Hey, engineer, engineer, put that song on.
[01:44:53]  Put that song on, engineer.
[01:44:55]  All right, here we go.
[01:45:05]  Your mom's a horse, your mom's a horse.
[01:45:08]  She sucked cocked at the dollar store.
[01:45:11]  Your mom's gank, your mom's gank.
[01:45:14]  She licked my balls and gave me a yank.
[01:45:16]  Your mom's tricked, your mom's a trick.
[01:45:19]  She eats vaginas and she squalla dicks.
[01:45:22]  Your mom's a coot, your mom's a goose.
[01:45:24]  She fucks the muzzle and sucks the juice.
[01:45:27]  Your mom's a bitch, your mom's a bitch.
[01:45:30]  She left me with a nasty itch.
[01:45:33]  Your mom's a slut, your mom's butt.
[01:45:36]  She likes cucumbers up her butt.
[01:45:39]  Your mom's a hooker.
[01:45:42]  She's not a booker.
[01:45:45]  Always complaining how her puss is aching.
[01:45:50]  Which is weird to see the horror.
[01:45:52]  I've got a number and a big number.
[01:45:57]  All that is left now is sex.
[01:46:01]  With the fat gal is sex.
[01:46:03]  With the fat cow and sex.
[01:46:06]  With the fat cow with sex.
[01:46:11]  With your mom.
[01:46:13]  Your mom's a horse.
[01:46:15]  Your mom's a horse.
[01:46:16]  She sucks cocks at the dollar store.
[01:46:19]  Your mom's a skank.
[01:46:20]  Your mom's a skank.
[01:46:21]  She licks my balls and gave me a yank.
[01:46:24]  Your mom's a trick.
[01:46:25]  Your mom's a trick.
[01:46:26]  She eats vaginas and squalla sticks.
[01:46:29]  Your mom's a coot.
[01:46:31]  Your mom's a goose.
[01:46:32]  She fucks the muzzle and she sucks the juice.
[01:46:35]  Your mom's a bitch.
[01:46:36]  Your mom's a bitch.
[01:46:37]  She left me with a fucking itch.
[01:46:40]  Your mama's butt.
[01:46:41]  Your mama's butt.
[01:46:43]  She likes cucumbers up her butt, she likes cucumbers up her butt, she likes them up her butt.
[01:46:53]  You trust fun, gun.
[01:46:58]  You're listening to Ghost on True Capitalist Radio.
[01:47:02]  True Capitalist Radio.

=== Calling Out Bitches Directly (15:03) ===

[01:47:07]  Yeah, we're back, folks.
[01:47:09]  What's going on?
[01:47:10]  That right there was written by some guy named Vincent Gaines.
[01:47:15]  And of course, I'm pretty sure you already know the name of the song.
[01:47:20]  But that right there was dedicated to all the people that are out there celebrating this ridiculous, pompous holiday.
[01:47:26]  You know, oh, I'm a mother.
[01:47:29]  I deserve it.
[01:47:30]  You know, I'm sick and tired of hearing, leading up to this day, all these pompous-ass, broad anchor women that were insisting.
[01:47:39]  And I heard this at least two or three times out of these anchor women bimbos.
[01:47:42]  That, oh, every day should be Mother's Day.
[01:47:45]  Every day.
[01:47:46]  Aww.
[01:47:49]  I mean, give me a break.
[01:47:52]  Do you know what I mean?
[01:47:54]  Give me a goddamn break.
[01:47:57]  Anyway, 646652-4869 is the number to call.
[01:48:01]  We were talking about how 12 people are dead as Muslims and Christian jihudis clash in Egypt.
[01:48:09]  And of course, you know, I'm laying the blame on Whale Gonem.
[01:48:13]  Whale Gonem, of course, is the Google executive that manipulated the primitive country of Egypt by utilizing tweets and Facebook messages.
[01:48:26]  He was able to inspire these jihudis to go out there and literally just riot in the street.
[01:48:32]  I mean, they turned their goddamn whole country into a post-Katrina wasteland, for Christ's sake.
[01:48:40]  Not joking.
[01:48:43]  Anyway, 646-652-4869 is a number to call.
[01:48:48]  Whale Gonham, you're a piece of crap.
[01:48:50]  I hope that you're listening because you're a piece of garbage.
[01:48:53]  Bottom line.
[01:48:53]  All right, you're a piece of garbage.
[01:48:56]  All right, let's go ahead and take some calls.
[01:48:57]  How about just give her a bone?
[01:48:59]  You're on the horn.
[01:49:00]  Hey, is Ghost there?
[01:49:02]  Yeah, what's up?
[01:49:04]  I was wondering what your opinion was on socialized health care, like they just implemented in Vermont or in Canada.
[01:49:14]  I don't like it.
[01:49:15]  I think that socialized health care is, you know, let's just put it this way.
[01:49:19]  We've got socialized health care in Canada, and just take a look at how well that did for the tech guy.
[01:49:25]  All right?
[01:49:26]  I mean, you know, let's put it this way.
[01:49:28]  Socialized medicine is going to call for long lines in emergency room, you know, care that is just substandard.
[01:49:37]  You know, it's just, it's a horrible concept.
[01:49:39]  Not to mention, it's going to break the entire nation to fund this whole disgusting idea.
[01:49:47]  All right?
[01:49:49]  So, 646652-4869.
[01:49:52]  Thanks for calling Give Her a Bone.
[01:49:54]  Who else we got here?
[01:49:55]  We got Erico 200.
[01:49:56]  You're on the horn.
[01:50:02]  It's old, buddy.
[01:50:03]  It's old.
[01:50:03]  It's not funny anymore.
[01:50:04]  No lulls for that one.
[01:50:06]  All right?
[01:50:07]  All right.
[01:50:08]  312, what's up?
[01:50:10]  Hey, Ghost, how much do you weigh?
[01:50:13]  Probably as much as the crustaceans in your mother's uterus pipe.
[01:50:19]  912, you're on the horn.
[01:50:22]  It's Baldur Friday, Frank.
[01:50:26]  Ha ha!
[01:50:28]  Yeah, is that what you wanted?
[01:50:31]  [background noise]
[01:50:37]  We got Moot Empire, which is ridiculous because, you know, Moot used you idiots to get in the Times 100 most influential.
[01:50:46]  And, you know, then when he went, he looked so fruity in that disgusting thin lapeled suit.
[01:50:53]  You know what I mean?
[01:50:54]  I mean, you know, I mean, just forget it.
[01:50:58]  Anyway, Moot Empire, go ahead.
[01:51:02]  If I joined the Capitolist Army, would you give me a free hand, Doc?
[01:51:07]  Yeah, Jesus Christ.
[01:51:09]  I mean, you know, what are you taking a recording and you're putting it up to the?
[01:51:14]  I mean, just shove up your ass.
[01:51:15]  You know what I mean?
[01:51:16]  Just shoving up your ass.
[01:51:19]  Let me take a swig of this beer for Christ's sake.
[01:51:25]  It's good stuff, man.
[01:51:27]  We got 111.
[01:51:29]  What's up?
[01:51:32]  What's going on, man?
[01:51:33]  Yeah.
[01:51:35]  Hey, what do you think about letting the mana pictures out?
[01:51:41]  Well, I mean, I just went out.
[01:51:44]  I just told you.
[01:51:44]  I think it's a bunch of garbage.
[01:51:45]  I think that they need to release everything.
[01:51:47]  They need to release the picture with a hole in his head.
[01:51:50]  I mean, they need to release, you know, all the other tapes that they've accumulated of this guy.
[01:51:54]  I mean, we really need to see proof of death out here.
[01:51:57]  You know what I mean?
[01:51:58]  We need to see proof of death.
[01:52:01]  And that's my personal opinion.
[01:52:02]  And, you know, I know Barack Obama wants to sit over here and say, oh, well, we're going to oblige Osama bin Laden's Koran-based burial.
[01:52:11]  We made sure that there were prayers and we made sure to wrap him in a little shroud.
[01:52:15]  We made sure to do this.
[01:52:16]  We made sure to do that.
[01:52:17]  I mean, give me a break.
[01:52:18]  All right?
[01:52:20]  Jesus Christ.
[01:52:23]  832, you're on the horn.
[01:52:26]  Yeah, Ghost.
[01:52:27]  I was wondering what the whole Osama situation going on.
[01:52:32]  I was just wondering what's your opinion.
[01:52:33]  Shut the fuck up, you fucking bitch.
[01:52:35]  You're a fucking faggot.
[01:52:36]  I fucking hate you.
[01:52:38]  Nobody likes you, ghost.
[01:52:39]  Go die, you 80-year-old bitch.
[01:52:42]  You're Mexican.
[01:52:42]  You're Mexican, right?
[01:52:44]  You're a Mexican.
[01:52:45]  No, I'm not.
[01:52:45]  I'm actually not.
[01:52:46]  No, fuck, bitch.
[01:52:47]  You're dumb lying.
[01:52:49]  Come on.
[01:52:49]  We can understand.
[01:52:50]  I can hear it in your voice.
[01:52:51]  You're like, oh, bitch.
[01:52:53]  You dumb bitch.
[01:52:54]  I don't like you, bitch.
[01:52:57]  You dumb bitch.
[01:53:04]  Hey, say it again, Mexican boy.
[01:53:07]  You bitch, bitch, bitch, faggot.
[01:53:10]  Taggot saying it.
[01:53:11]  Pussy bitch, bitch, bitch.
[01:53:13]  Bitch, fuck you, ghost.
[01:53:15]  Fuck you.
[01:53:23]  Come on, keep doing.
[01:53:25]  Keep doing it, Mexican boy.
[01:53:27]  Come on, bitch.
[01:53:28]  Bitch, bitch.
[01:53:30]  You fucking faggot.
[01:53:36]  You got 10,000.
[01:53:37]  Over 9,000 banarios and Jesus.
[01:53:42]  832.
[01:53:43]  Hang on.
[01:53:43]  Keep on talking.
[01:53:45]  Say something in Spanish.
[01:53:47]  Say something in Spanish.
[01:53:49]  They order it.
[01:54:01]  Oh, my God.
[01:54:03]  Why are you mad?
[01:54:04]  Hey, preaching, why are you mad?
[01:54:09]  Come back, people.
[01:54:12]  Come back here.
[01:54:19]  Come at me, bitch.
[01:54:21]  Come at me, bro.
[01:54:22]  Fuck you, girl.
[01:54:24]  I'm not getting off.
[01:54:27]  I feel bad.
[01:54:28]  You know, I feel bad.
[01:54:29]  I feel bad for that guy.
[01:54:30]  Look, people are sitting over here saying I'm being a little racist towards the guy.
[01:54:34]  I'm sorry.
[01:54:34]  All right.
[01:54:35]  I'm sorry.
[01:54:36]  832.
[01:54:37]  I didn't mean to, you know, be a little racial, all right?
[01:54:41]  You know, why don't you smile like you got a taco or a tamale in your hand and give us reasons why you're acting like this?
[01:54:47]  Go ahead.
[01:54:47]  Put this big dick in your mouth, Faggot.
[01:54:51]  Come on, keep going.
[01:54:52]  Why don't you put this big dick in your mouth, Faggot?
[01:54:54]  Yeah, I tell you what, how about I call you back?
[01:54:58]  How about I call you back until I get some Mexican hot tamale whorebag answering the phone?
[01:55:03]  How about that?
[01:55:04]  I know that you got a young mom.
[01:55:05]  I can just tell by the way you're talking.
[01:55:07]  She's probably, you know, one of them, you know, broads from Mee V to Loca.
[01:55:11]  You know, those little cholas, you know, from the Me V to Loca movie.
[01:55:15]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:55:16]  You know what I mean?
[01:55:17]  Probably got a name like Mousie.
[01:55:19]  You know what I mean?
[01:55:22]  Let's call this bastard back.
[01:55:29]  Please leave your message for 8-3-2-7.
[01:55:33]  Hold your message after the tone.
[01:55:38]  To send a numeric page, press 5.
[01:55:40]  When you are finished recording, hang up.
[01:55:43]  Or for delivery options, press pound.
[01:55:49]  Hello, mister.
[01:55:50]  Hello?
[01:55:53]  Thank you for calling us, hold!
[01:56:00]  I'm sorry, I missed you, eh?
[01:56:03]  I'm sorry, oh, but we're calling you back, man.
[01:56:06]  We're calling you back, oh.
[01:56:10]  What happened, eh?
[01:56:11]  We're calling you back.
[01:56:12]  You didn't answer your phone, eh?
[01:56:15]  You didn't answer your phone, hold.
[01:56:17]  What happened?
[01:56:26]  Get him off.
[01:56:31]  Good God.
[01:56:33]  You see, this is what you get, man.
[01:56:35]  I mean, look.
[01:56:35]  Look, I mean, you know, I mean, I'm a melting pot of friendship, okay?
[01:56:41]  I am.
[01:56:41]  I'm a melting pot of friendship.
[01:56:43]  I'm not trying to be racist here whatsoever, okay?
[01:56:46]  But don't call up my broadcast prank calling me when you are speaking broken English.
[01:56:52]  When, you know, the part of your brain that is supposed to encapsulate language can't concentrate itself to the point where you can articulate your words in proper fashion.
[01:57:02]  You know?
[01:57:04]  Seriously.
[01:57:05]  I mean, you know, I'm not joking.
[01:57:08]  Anyway, that's all I'm saying.
[01:57:10]  I mean, I'm going to call you out.
[01:57:11]  You know what I mean?
[01:57:11]  I'm just going to call you out on it.
[01:57:14]  You know what I mean?
[01:57:16]  You're calling back, 832.
[01:57:17]  What the hell is your excuse now?
[01:57:19]  What's up, bitch?
[01:57:20]  You fucking faggot.
[01:57:21]  Oh, I feel so special that you called me back.
[01:57:24]  God betray your mom feels so special that I fucked with China.
[01:57:27]  And I'm your fucking faggot.
[01:57:29]  I'm your fucking father, you fucking faggot.
[01:57:32]  Stop illegal, and I'm taking your tax money, you bitch.
[01:57:35]  You're paying for my shit.
[01:57:36]  You're paying for my kids.
[01:57:38]  Are you mad?
[01:57:39]  Are you mad?
[01:57:40]  Are you mad because I'm taking your tax money?
[01:57:42]  It sounds like you're mad.
[01:57:45]  Because the government's fucking you in the ass while it's helping me get a better education and healthcare and everything, bitch.
[01:57:51]  Are you mad?
[01:57:51]  Are you mad?
[01:57:52]  Oh, you're mad.
[01:57:54]  Look at this guy.
[01:57:55]  Look at this guy.
[01:57:55]  Are you mad, ghost?
[01:57:57]  Keep giving me your energy.
[01:57:59]  Hey, keep giving me your energy there, Tonto.
[01:58:02]  All right.
[01:58:03]  Keep doing it.
[01:58:03]  Come on, let's do it again.
[01:58:04]  Come on, keep going.
[01:58:06]  Keep going.
[01:58:06]  Yell for me.
[01:58:07]  Yell for me.
[01:58:08]  Yell for me, ghost, you piece of shit, faggot.
[01:58:14]  Fucking love this you go.
[01:58:15]  Come on.
[01:58:16]  Orale.
[01:58:20]  Ordale.
[01:58:22]  Oralegwe.
[01:58:24]  Woohoo.
[01:58:26]  Oralegwe.
[01:58:29]  Fucking faggot ghost.
[01:58:32]  Ghost, you're so gay.
[01:58:33]  Oh.
[01:58:34]  Look at your little followers on chat.
[01:58:37]  Oh, Ghost wins.
[01:58:39]  Ghost wins.
[01:58:43]  Are you getting upset at your failed troll?
[01:58:45]  Or are you getting upset at your failed troll?
[01:58:48]  Or are you turning on your own trollers here because they're not giving you the kudos that you wanted, you dumb idiot?
[01:58:55]  Huh?
[01:58:56]  Maybe you should spend less time eating burritos and maybe more time coming up with a personality.
[01:59:01]  Don't you think they're 832?
[01:59:03]  I'm asking you if you're mad that I'm stealing your tax.
[01:59:06]  No, no, no.
[01:59:07]  I'm asking you.
[01:59:07]  It sounds like you're mad.
[01:59:08]  You're sitting over here.
[01:59:09]  Oh, look at your followers.
[01:59:12]  Oh, it sounds like you're mad there, boy.
[01:59:16]  I mean, don't get mad.
[01:59:17]  Get glad.
[01:59:18]  Get yourself a Mexican beer.
[01:59:20]  You know what I mean?
[01:59:20]  I mean, put on some La Cucaracha or some crap like this.
[01:59:23]  You know what I mean?
[01:59:23]  I mean, and do Fort Lorico.
[01:59:26]  Do a Fort Lorico dance.
[01:59:28]  You're Mexican.
[01:59:29]  You know what Fuerto Orico is, baby.
[01:59:31]  Look at it.
[01:59:31]  I'm going to do it.
[01:59:32]  I'm going to stomp my feet and do a Fort Lorico.
[01:59:35]  Listen, listen.
[01:59:40]  I'm stopping my feet here.
[01:59:42]  I'm dancing.
[01:59:44]  I'm dancing here.
[01:59:45]  I'm dancing for a lorrico.
[01:59:50]  Woo!
[01:59:53]  Do you hear me?
[01:59:54]  Stopping my feet.
[01:59:54]  I'm stomping my feet here.
[01:59:56]  I'm dancing for a lorico.
[02:00:00]  All right, that's enough.
[02:00:01]  Didn't it?
[02:00:02]  Just shut him up.
[02:00:03]  Shut him off.
[02:00:05]  And you know what's sad about 832 is that he's like sitting over here.
[02:00:08]  Oh, yeah, bitch.
[02:00:09]  I'm taking all your money and going out there and getting a government grant to go to college.
[02:00:14]  That's right, bitch.
[02:00:15]  I'm going out there and getting free health care and doing a leak, bitch.
[02:00:19]  I mean, don't you know that you're degrading your own Mexican people by doing that, son?
[02:00:24]  I mean, you're only proving the stereotype right, man.
[02:00:29]  You're proving the stereotype right by, you know, embracing the stereotype that encapsulates your community.
[02:00:37]  You know what I mean?
[02:00:39]  I mean, seriously, I mean, do you know that or do you not know that?
[02:00:42]  That's all you do.
[02:00:43]  You're just another red-necked faggot that fucks his daughter all day, you inbred.
[02:00:46]  Oh, shit.
[02:00:47]  Oh, man.
[02:00:48]  I mean, listen to the comebacks this, you know, incompetent Mexican is coming out of his cheese hole.
[02:00:54]  I mean, it shows a lack of personality, man.
[02:00:56]  Listen to him.
[02:00:57]  Listen to him.
[02:00:57]  Come on.
[02:00:58]  Or le, come on.
[02:01:01]  Come on, hos.
[02:01:02]  Ed, you mad?
[02:01:03]  Do the exact same shit you do, Faggot.
[02:01:06]  Come on, hosio.
[02:01:07]  I'm gonna hear you talk, man.
[02:01:09]  Come on, talk like a Mijicano, bro.
[02:01:11]  Talk like or le, don't be a puto, honest.
[02:01:13]  Talk like a Mijicano, eh?
[02:01:15]  Ore le be brown and proud, hons, be brown and proud.
[02:01:18]  That's all you do, Faggot.
[02:01:19]  You're just another inbred faggot.
[02:01:21]  Go fuck your daughter.
[02:01:23]  Go fuck.
[02:01:24]  You've already said that eight times.
[02:01:26]  Go bang my daughter.
[02:01:27]  Okay, we've established that you have came up with a comeback.
[02:01:31]  Go bang your daughter.
[02:01:32]  We've established that.
[02:01:33]  Now come up with something else there, boy.
[02:01:35]  And Faggot, you're a fat old white piece of shit.
[02:01:38]  Yeah, you've already called me a fat old man.
[02:01:41]  I mean, you've said that like two or three times already.
[02:01:44]  All right.
[02:01:44]  I know that, you know, the linguistic skills of your simplistic mind are very limited.
[02:01:49]  But what I'm asking you to do, all right, is to come up with something better, you know?
[02:01:54]  Even if you have to say it in Spanish, all right?
[02:01:57]  I mean, even if you're like, oh, puto, chuca mi vuevo, comichoriso pinchipendejo.
[02:02:02]  Mama la chocho vozo, ourel.
[02:02:05]  I mean, even if you could do that, I mean, do it, because it's a lot better than the shit that you keep regurgitating right now.

=== Royal Wedding Feudalism Disgrace (02:46) ===

[02:02:11]  It's the same thing.
[02:02:12]  All right, man, all over again.
[02:02:14]  So let's go ahead.
[02:02:15]  One more time.
[02:02:16]  Oh, wait a minute.
[02:02:24]  Don't hang up, man.
[02:02:26]  Come on, boy.
[02:02:27]  Let's just call him back.
[02:02:30]  Let's call him back.
[02:02:51]  Oh, come on.
[02:02:54]  Oh.
[02:02:59]  Give me a break.
[02:03:01]  Are you kidding me?
[02:03:02]  I mean, you're not going to answer.
[02:03:04]  I mean, it sounded like you were down for Larasa there for a second.
[02:03:08]  You know what I mean?
[02:03:09]  You know what I mean?
[02:03:09]  It sounded like you were doing it for Larasa here.
[02:03:12]  And I'm just saying, I mean, if you're doing it for Larasa, I mean, why don't you get down for your brown, Holmes?
[02:03:17]  You know?
[02:03:18]  You know what I mean?
[02:03:19]  Get down with your brown.
[02:03:20]  You know what I mean?
[02:03:21]  Hey, Dr. Rabbit, hey, we were talking about economics earlier.
[02:03:24]  This is a special edition there, Dr. Rabbit.
[02:03:26]  If you want to hear economics, why don't you go to that idiot ticker guy who tries to broadcast in the same category in the same time slot as I do.
[02:03:36]  And go see him and see how much money you can make, you sick son of a bitch.
[02:03:42]  630, you're on the horn.
[02:03:46]  Hello.
[02:03:47]  Yeah.
[02:03:48]  All right.
[02:03:49]  Hey, so I bet 830 whatever had a great synchrony.
[02:03:54]  Yeah, no kidding.
[02:03:55]  E32, he was out there, you know, give me a break.
[02:04:01]  Yeah, I know.
[02:04:02]  So about this Osama finding, you know, people are already, you know, making jokes about it and everything.
[02:04:10]  And I heard, and in my opinion, British people, they're mad because I heard British people saying, oh, you know, we're better than the USA because we celebrate a royal wedding.
[02:04:21]  Oh, man.
[02:04:22]  Let's not go there.
[02:04:23]  Seriously.
[02:04:24]  I mean, seriously, let's not go there.
[02:04:26]  I have been against this royal wedding ever since it got ever since it came out.
[02:04:30]  I am against feudalism.
[02:04:32]  I'm against this whole idea of worshiping a royal family.
[02:04:36]  It's a disgrace.
[02:04:37]  It's an utter disgrace.
[02:04:38]  I'm sorry.
[02:04:38]  I don't really want to talk about that, man.
[02:04:40]  Get them off.
[02:04:42]  All right, we got Wheatley.
[02:04:43]  What's going on, Mr. Wheatley?
[02:04:47]  That was a stupid song, you son of a bitch.
[02:04:49]  111, what's up?
[02:04:55]  Now, you're taking too long.
[02:04:56]  How about Dole?

=== Iraq Jail Revolt Evidence (06:13) ===

[02:04:57]  Are you there?
[02:05:01]  Now, you're taking too long.
[02:05:02]  We got Talk Arf.
[02:05:03]  Talk Arf, are you there?
[02:05:05]  Hey, what's going on, Ghost?
[02:05:07]  What's going on, man?
[02:05:09]  Hey, I just want to remind you here that I just got off the, I'm with Cars a little bit now.
[02:05:14]  I just got home from the J-O-B, and I'm having me a cup of coffee, which I made three days ago, because I don't throw it away right now, because I pay with it with my J-O-B.
[02:05:25]  It ain't no refrigerator, because I pay with it with my J-O-B.
[02:05:31]  In the trailer I live in, I pay with it my J-O-B.
[02:05:36]  Now, I'm a little bit offended, though, Ghost.
[02:05:38]  I'm going to tell you right now.
[02:05:40]  I'm a baby boomer.
[02:05:41]  I'm 52 years old now, but I'm still working.
[02:05:44]  I'm not going to go.
[02:05:46]  Now, look, now, you see, you shouldn't get offended when I encapsulate the baby boomers in a general encapsulation group.
[02:05:54]  Once again, a group is defined by its majority, sir.
[02:05:57]  And unfortunately, right now, the baby boomers have just acted completely irresponsible.
[02:06:01]  They've allowed this country to go into the social depravity that we're currently seeing out here.
[02:06:08]  They're responsible for this unbelievable warped economy that we're in at this point in time.
[02:06:14]  And in my personal opinion, sir, I mean, that's the only reason I give criticism to the baby boomers because now they want the young people to pay for their social security, even though they left the youth with no economic opportunity.
[02:06:26]  They force the youth to go in and get an education, put themselves in debt, $40,000, $50,000, $60,000, $80,000 before they enter into the job market.
[02:06:36]  And then when they enter into the job market, there's no jobs to be had.
[02:06:41]  This is a service industry-based economy.
[02:06:44]  I mean, you know, the only thing that we produce is entertainment and cheeseburgers.
[02:06:48]  I mean, you know, that's all we do.
[02:06:50]  We don't produce anything.
[02:06:51]  And the reason is because these baby boomers allowed, you know, everything that all these critics hate.
[02:06:57]  You know, they allowed the subsidizing of outsourcing.
[02:07:02]  They allowed these dumb entitlement programs and bureaucracies to get bigger.
[02:07:08]  I mean, that's what it comes down to.
[02:07:10]  And, you know, I know that maybe a little bit, you know, offense comes towards those that are of that age, but let me tell you something right now.
[02:07:18]  I'm of that age, and it's just not right.
[02:07:21]  I cannot continue to live with myself and believe that I am not doing any kind of thing against what is utterly wrong.
[02:07:30]  And what's wrong is we have robbed our children, our great-grandchildren, our great-great-great-great-grandchildren blind, and something needs to be done about it.
[02:07:39]  And what's unfortunate is that our youth, they're so bamboozled with all these suggested ideas by Hollywood, these suggested ideas by rap music and entertainment and violent video games and the internet.
[02:07:52]  They're so anesthesized with this that they cannot read the writing on the wall.
[02:07:57]  They don't understand that they're being bamboozled.
[02:08:00]  They're being bamboozled, and they're never going to retire.
[02:08:04]  They're never going to be able to retire.
[02:08:06]  They're going to have to work until they die.
[02:08:09]  You know, and I hate to hear these so-called teabaggers or the so-called Republicans that are supposed to be an alternative out here.
[02:08:16]  You know, we've got this idiot Paul Ryan, you know, trying to initiate this so-called spending cut bill, although everybody over the age of 55 is safe in that particular bill.
[02:08:28]  Everybody over the age of 55 is going to continue to collect Social Security until they croak.
[02:08:32]  Everybody under the age of 55 is going to have to do something else.
[02:08:38]  I mean, it's not funny, but I mean, come on, youth.
[02:08:42]  I mean, come on.
[02:08:46]  It's time for the youth to get up and start getting a little angry at what's going on here, for Christ's sake.
[02:08:53]  Anyway, I'm getting a little behind here.
[02:08:56]  We're already, you know, well, into the third hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
[02:09:01]  What I do want to talk about, I want to talk a little bit about this jail revolt that we saw here in Iraq.
[02:09:08]  You know, 25 dead in this jail revolt that's in Iraq.
[02:09:12]  Yeah, that's right.
[02:09:13]  We're still talking about Iraq out here.
[02:09:16]  You know, what we should be doing is forcing our government, forcing this liberal regime to demand from this Iraqi parliament, which is getting a surplus, folks.
[02:09:25]  I mean, I hate to keep reiterating this.
[02:09:27]  I mean, this government has a surplus.
[02:09:29]  There is no debt in the Iraqi government, as opposed to the American government.
[02:09:35]  The government of America has over $14 trillion going on, $15 trillion in debt.
[02:09:42]  And $1.5 trillion, a little over $1.5 trillion of that debt, is exclusively Iraq's fault.
[02:09:50]  So I don't understand why our government can't demand from this Iraqi parliament to give us oil pro bono.
[02:09:59]  We knock it off their tab, of course.
[02:10:01]  We're not just ganking the oil from them.
[02:10:03]  And until their tab is wiped out, the $1.5 trillion is paid back.
[02:10:10]  But no, our government wants us to forget about it.
[02:10:12]  Our government wants us to believe that we should hold the tab, that the American people, the young generations, need to pay this off.
[02:10:20]  And that's garbage.
[02:10:21]  That's utter crap.
[02:10:23]  We liberated these people.
[02:10:24]  Not only did we liberate these people, we have sacrificed, I don't know how many thousands of men and women, both in life and in casualty, in this Iraq war.
[02:10:35]  And I just cannot understand why we are not demanding that we at least get some of that back.
[02:10:44]  Anyway, 646-652-4869 is the number to call here.
[02:10:49]  Once again, 25 dead in a jail revolt out there in Iraq.
[02:10:53]  That's right, the jail revolt.
[02:10:55]  I mean, things are going completely berserk out there in Iraq, for Christ's sake, when we should be demanding.
[02:11:02]  We should be demanding that they give us oil pro bono and we'll knock it off their tab.
[02:11:09]  We got Area Code 406.

=== Mexican Ass Beat Down (09:55) ===

[02:11:11]  What's up?
[02:11:16]  Area code 406, what's up?
[02:11:19]  Oh?
[02:11:20]  Yeah.
[02:11:22]  Is this the Krusty Krab?
[02:11:24]  Your mother's got Krusty Krabs in her herpes-infested anal hole.
[02:11:29]  All right.
[02:11:30]  Hey, we got, hey, we got the Mexican calling back, man.
[02:11:34]  Oh, yeah.
[02:11:36]  Here, let's get some Mexican music for him.
[02:11:38]  Hey, engineer, put some Mexican music for the Mexican.
[02:11:44]  All right.
[02:11:46]  We can't hear it, Engineer.
[02:11:47]  Put it up louder.
[02:11:48]  Put it up louder so we can hear it.
[02:11:49]  All right?
[02:11:52]  All right, here we go.
[02:11:54]  832, you there?
[02:11:56]  What's up, bitch?
[02:11:58]  Hey, bitch, ain't doing beach.
[02:12:01]  What's up, Faggot?
[02:12:02]  Keep calling me.
[02:12:02]  Keep blowing on my phone.
[02:12:04]  Like the fucking wife does your Faggot.
[02:12:05]  Bitch?
[02:12:07]  Always keep calling back, bitch.
[02:12:09]  Come on.
[02:12:09]  Take my back.
[02:12:11]  Oh, say hello, boy.
[02:12:18]  No, no, no, no.
[02:12:20]  Come on, man.
[02:12:21]  Puto, man.
[02:12:23]  Ghost is a little bitch.
[02:12:25]  Puto, Come on, ghost.
[02:12:27]  Don't hang up, bitch.
[02:12:28]  Stay on the line, Faggot.
[02:12:30]  Puto?
[02:12:31]  Are you calling me a Puto?
[02:12:32]  Seriously?
[02:12:33]  Why do Mexicans think that that's an insult, man?
[02:12:35]  Puto?
[02:12:37]  Why don't you just say the word bitch?
[02:12:39]  It has, you know, more linguistic emphasis.
[02:12:43]  Puto?
[02:12:44]  Huh?
[02:12:46]  I mean, look, instead of, you know, regurgitating the same words that is coming out of your goddamn burrito-eating hole, I mean, why don't you explain to us, all right, why we're supposed to get down with Larasa, all right?
[02:12:57]  I mean, you're sitting here, you know, just saying, you beh, you faggot, beh, you faggot, beach.
[02:13:03]  Why don't you explain to us, you know, why we should be down with Larasa?
[02:13:06]  You know, I mean, instead of just, you know, saying the same crap, because, you know, let's be honest, your mother's an old Vieja.
[02:13:12]  You know what an old Vieha is, right?
[02:13:14]  Well, that's your mother.
[02:13:15]  She's an old Vieja, and she didn't raise you properly.
[02:13:19]  You know, on the contrary, you know, just by the sound of your voice and your broken English, that she probably showed you how to implement paperwork into the system so that you can get your little free government grants and you can get your little government cheese and that sort of thing.
[02:13:34]  So, you know, since you're emphasizing that, since you're amplifying that, why exactly should we be down with Larasa there, 832?
[02:13:42]  Your mother should have swallowed you because you...
[02:13:44]  No, no, no, no, don't be going there, folks.
[02:13:47]  Don't be going there, sir, because look, by you sitting here saying, yeah, your mother is over here and yeah, your mother and it matters.
[02:13:56]  You know I'm getting to you.
[02:13:57]  I mean, I know that I'm putting a knife in your heart and I'm twisting it because you know that I'm saying your life story.
[02:14:04]  You know I'm telling you your life story.
[02:14:07]  You know, I mean, your mom hooked up with some idiot Mexican at a damn ooha la bar out there in some brown part of town, wherever the hell you at.
[02:14:16]  You know, she got impregnated.
[02:14:18]  Out comes you.
[02:14:19]  All right?
[02:14:20]  Out comes you for Christ's sake.
[02:14:22]  And this is what you got.
[02:14:25]  I mean, this is what you got out here, for Christ's sake.
[02:14:27]  I mean, do you have no shame?
[02:14:30]  You know what I mean?
[02:14:32]  I have no shame.
[02:14:33]  I mean, all you're going to do is...
[02:14:33]  Yeah, your mother.
[02:14:34]  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[02:14:37]  Right here.
[02:14:37]  Here, let's hear the same regurgitated crap that you're going to come out of your burrito-eating hole.
[02:14:42]  Go ahead.
[02:14:43]  Why do you got to put me on mute, bitch?
[02:14:46]  Same stuff.
[02:14:46]  Come on, keep going the same routine.
[02:14:48]  You're unoriginal.
[02:14:49]  That's why you're at home alone with no heina.
[02:14:51]  That's why you're there with no heina.
[02:14:53]  I'm at home with your wife, actually.
[02:14:55]  No, That's why you're there with no haina, no girl.
[02:15:00]  It's supposed to be Mother's Day at the very moment.
[02:15:01]  I mean, you Mexicans are supposed to be big on family.
[02:15:05]  You know, you're supposed to be familiar.
[02:15:09]  You're supposed to be throwing some fiesta in your backyard right now, drinking Corona and Crown Royal.
[02:15:15]  But instead, you're not there, right?
[02:15:18]  I mean, you're not there.
[02:15:20]  You know what you're doing.
[02:15:21]  You're in your room while your mammy is getting ready to go to the goddamn hot tamale whorebag club so she can get you a stepdaddy.
[02:15:29]  Am I right?
[02:15:30]  I mean, just be honest, man.
[02:15:31]  I mean, live up to the stereotype.
[02:15:33]  I know that you're living up to the stereotype.
[02:15:36]  I know it.
[02:15:36]  I can just tell in your voice.
[02:15:38]  The lack of articulation.
[02:15:40]  The lack of linguistic skills.
[02:15:42]  The lack of comeback.
[02:15:44]  I can tell.
[02:15:44]  I can just tell right off the bat.
[02:15:45]  I mean, as a matter of fact, you're not even worthy to be in the same vicinity as a lot of the people that are listening to this broadcast at this point in time.
[02:15:52]  I mean, how in the hell did your dumb idiot ignorant ass get a computer?
[02:15:56]  Can you explain that to me?
[02:15:57]  I mean, what, did your mom get that from the Goodwill or some crap?
[02:16:01]  Jeff Page.
[02:16:02]  Jeff Page from chat.
[02:16:03]  I'm in Austin, Texas, pussy.
[02:16:05]  You're a little pussy just like ghosts.
[02:16:07]  Both of you are worthless faggots.
[02:16:08]  Oh, you're in Austin?
[02:16:10]  You're in Austin, you piece of crap?
[02:16:11]  Well, then why are we sitting here talking?
[02:16:13]  Why don't you meet me somewhere, you little son of a bitch?
[02:16:16]  Why don't you meet me somewhere, and I will beat your Mexican ass white, you son of a bitch, all right?
[02:16:21]  I'll turn you black.
[02:16:22]  You understand?
[02:16:23]  I mean, why don't you tell me where the hell you're at?
[02:16:25]  Why don't you give me your address right now?
[02:16:27]  I'll go down to your house.
[02:16:29]  I'd fuck your mom, beat your ass, kick your dog, and then drown your goldfish.
[02:16:35]  All right?
[02:16:35]  Well, I mean, you know, since you're such a badass locote, right?
[02:16:38]  Huh?
[02:16:39]  Since you're such an orderly I'm badass, eh?
[02:16:41]  Orderly I'm from Austin, Texas, dude.
[02:16:43]  What the fuck, dude?
[02:16:45]  Well, why don't you tell me where you're at right now?
[02:16:47]  Tell me your address, and I guarantee you I'll be there.
[02:16:50]  All right, 83, what's your address?
[02:16:51]  How about we meet somewhere?
[02:16:53]  How about we meet someone?
[02:16:54]  No, What are you scared?
[02:16:55]  You're scared?
[02:16:56]  Oh, he's scared.
[02:16:58]  Oh, he's scared.
[02:17:00]  I mean, why don't you just give me your address, you idiot?
[02:17:02]  I mean, you know, if I tell you a place to meet, you're going to send the cops there.
[02:17:06]  I'm not stupid.
[02:17:07]  You sound like a weak lean anyway.
[02:17:08]  You sound like you're taking an ass.
[02:17:10]  You know, you sound like one of those feminine, you know, borderline trans-testicle Mexicans.
[02:17:15]  You know what I mean?
[02:17:16]  So what I'm saying is, instead of us meeting somewhere, just give me your address.
[02:17:20]  Since you're such a big badass, why don't you come and let me know where you're at?
[02:17:25]  I will be more than happy to stomp a mud hole in your ass and then kick it dry and then take a dirty yellow bubbly piss in it and then maybe take a crap of some leftover guacamole that I had with some enchiladas yesterday.
[02:17:37]  How about that, 832?
[02:17:39]  Trinity and Ninth.
[02:17:40]  Come on, bitch.
[02:17:41]  Fucking meme me.
[02:17:43]  You're not a Trinity and Ninth, you idiot.
[02:17:45]  Shut up.
[02:17:47]  Shut up.
[02:17:48]  You're not at Trinity and Ninth, you moron.
[02:17:51]  I'm here, bitch.
[02:17:52]  You want to fucking meet me and beat my ass and come over here, faggot?
[02:17:55]  Come on.
[02:17:56]  You're not at Trinity and Ninth, you idiot.
[02:17:58]  You couldn't afford an apartment on Trinity and Ninth, especially with your broken English ass.
[02:18:03]  Who are you living with?
[02:18:04]  Who are you living with?
[02:18:04]  Some old gay lover?
[02:18:06]  That's not my fucking address.
[02:18:10]  Hey, did you hear him?
[02:18:11]  Did you hear that?
[02:18:12]  He stumbled there.
[02:18:13]  Did you hear that?
[02:18:14]  I got to go somewhere in the world there!
[02:18:17]  Ha ha ha!
[02:18:21]  I knew it, you idiot.
[02:18:22]  Get this idiot.
[02:18:23]  Get this stupid Mexican off, for Christ's sake.
[02:18:26]  I mean, this is sad.
[02:18:28]  I actually like Mexicans.
[02:18:29]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:18:30]  I actually like Mexicans.
[02:18:33]  I'm not scared.
[02:18:34]  I'm not.
[02:18:34]  I mean, hey, if you're badass, I'm on 6th Street.
[02:18:38]  I walk home from my office and I walk all down 6th Street, you idiots, every single fucking day.
[02:18:46]  And if you got the balls, you come down here and hook this shit up.
[02:18:50]  All right?
[02:18:54]  You come down here, all right?
[02:18:56]  6th Street all the time.
[02:18:58]  All the time.
[02:19:01]  I mean, come on down, is all I gotta say.
[02:19:03]  You know what I mean?
[02:19:04]  I mean, the last thing I need is some stupid Mexican to say the same crap.
[02:19:07]  I mean, you know, what is he gonna do anyway?
[02:19:10]  What do Mexicans do?
[02:19:11]  He's gonna, you know, call up Sappo and he's gonna call up Paco and he's gonna call up all his boys.
[02:19:17]  What did he do?
[02:19:18]  I need your help, dude.
[02:19:19]  I need your backup, dude.
[02:19:20]  This Vato online guy calls himself ghost dog.
[02:19:24]  He's talking all this holiday dog, you know.
[02:19:26]  I need some help.
[02:19:27]  I need some backup, ding.
[02:19:28]  I need some backup holes.
[02:19:30]  That's what these Mexicans do, man.
[02:19:32]  They're going to fight one-on-one.
[02:19:33]  Are you kidding me?
[02:19:35]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:19:35]  I ain't going to fight one-on-one.
[02:19:36]  He's going to call all his homies over there.
[02:19:38]  That's what I'm saying.
[02:19:39]  You know, instead of doing that, why don't you just give me your goddamn address?
[02:19:42]  I'll come when you least expect it.
[02:19:44]  And then, you know, once we're toe-to-toe, Mano Amano, all of a sudden, he's going to have to answer.
[02:19:49]  He's going to have to answer with his fists.
[02:19:51]  He's going to have to answer.
[02:19:52]  But he's not going to do that.
[02:19:53]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:19:54]  He's not going to do it.
[02:19:56]  So, anyway, enough of the Mexican bashing.
[02:20:00]  I don't mean to be bashing Mexicans.
[02:20:01]  I'm actually very cool with Mexicans.
[02:20:03]  I mean, I'm a melting pot of friendship here.
[02:20:05]  All right?
[02:20:07]  I'm a melting pot of friendship.
[02:20:09]  All right?
[02:20:10]  I mean, I'm cool with everybody.
[02:20:12]  I've got a whole bunch of friends that happen to be Mexican.
[02:20:16]  I've got a whole bunch of friends that happen to be black.
[02:20:20]  I've got a whole bunch of friends that happen to be Oriental.
[02:20:24]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:20:26]  I mean, I've got a whole bunch of friends that do this.
[02:20:30]  Anyway, 646-652-4869 is the number to call.
[02:20:35]  You know, once again, if you're a Mexican and you're taking offense to this, well, give me a call.
[02:20:38]  Give me a call and have a conversation because, you know, the only Mexicans that call me are these broken English idiots that, you know, anyway, 646-652-4869 for Christ's sake.
[02:21:00]  I mean, why do you think the Mexican broads are, you know, not hooking up with the Mexican dudes anymore?

=== Fighting Human Atrocities (05:24) ===

[02:21:06]  Well, let's talk about that.
[02:21:08]  Since people are so, you know, bewildered by me and my criticisms towards that particular American persuasion, let's talk about why the Mexican women ain't going for the Mexican men anymore.
[02:21:22]  Because the same reason why black women ain't going for black men anymore.
[02:21:26]  They've been burned, baby.
[02:21:28]  You know, they've been burned by these idiots.
[02:21:30]  You know, they're losers.
[02:21:31]  They're either, look, you know, Mexicans nowadays, they're either, and I hate to say this, not all of them.
[02:21:36]  Once again, they're not all like this, all right?
[02:21:39]  They're not all like this.
[02:21:41]  But the stereotype goes like this.
[02:21:43]  All right?
[02:21:44]  Mexican males are either fat fell ones, which are, you know, fat, bald assholes, you know, who continue to eat bean and cheese tacos like 12 at a time, you know, or they're Femi trans-testicle fruit bowls.
[02:21:59]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:22:00]  And just by the sound of 832, you could tell that this is a future trans-testicle.
[02:22:05]  This is somebody who's going to slap a wig on himself here soon and put himself on the stroll in hopes of getting himself a decent old man to support his life.
[02:22:20]  So he can squeal like a pig and all this other crap.
[02:22:22]  Anyway, let me talk about something else.
[02:22:25]  At least 600 people, at least 600 people have been killed during this Bashar al-Assad crackdown out there in Syria.
[02:22:35]  And this crackdown happened, you know, it started, what, one and a half, two weeks ago.
[02:22:39]  600 people have been killed.
[02:22:41]  You know what I mean?
[02:22:44]  I mean, there's 600 people have been killed.
[02:22:48]  And let me tell you, you want to talk about somebody that, or a group of people that are actually fighting for democracy, that are fighting for capitalism?
[02:22:54]  These people in Syria.
[02:22:56]  You know what I mean?
[02:22:59]  Straight up.
[02:23:03]  This is it right here.
[02:23:04]  600 people die.
[02:23:06]  I mean, hey, let me tell you something.
[02:23:07]  The people in Syria aren't holding weapons.
[02:23:10]  You know?
[02:23:11]  They're not holding weapons here.
[02:23:16]  So, I mean, they're just going out causing civil disobedience.
[02:23:20]  And they're being shot down like a bunch of dead dogs for Christ's sake.
[02:23:26]  And, of course, we're not doing anything about it.
[02:23:27]  We're just allowing these people to die in the thousands, so it's no big deal, right?
[02:23:31]  Oh, it's no big deal.
[02:23:33]  Give me a break.
[02:23:34]  6466524869.
[02:23:36]  We got Robert Tramp in the house.
[02:23:38]  Robert Tramp, you there?
[02:23:42]  Yeah, you're taking too long, Robert.
[02:23:44]  How about 111?
[02:23:46]  What's up?
[02:23:47]  Ghost, baby.
[02:23:48]  Can you hear me?
[02:23:50]  Yeah, what do you want?
[02:23:52]  Hey, baby, I just saw, you know, you were sitting there, you were talking about, you know, about us needing to be over there in Syria and everything.
[02:24:00]  No, no, no, no.
[02:24:01]  I'm not saying, wait a minute, I'm not saying that we need to be over there in Syria.
[02:24:05]  No, what I'm saying is that we should at least highlight the human atrocities that are happening in that country.
[02:24:12]  You know?
[02:24:14]  I mean, that's what I'm saying.
[02:24:17]  You know, I mean, you know, these people are unarmed and they're just being shot in the street like it's no big deal.
[02:24:24]  Just shot in the street.
[02:24:27]  And I don't think that's right.
[02:24:28]  I think that we're just, you know, we're putting emphasis on this Libyan rebel situation who are people that actually have armaments that are actually fighting a revolution.
[02:24:37]  These people are being shot in the street for no reason.
[02:24:44]  6466524869.
[02:24:46]  Do you understand what I'm saying?
[02:24:47]  I'm not saying that we need to go in there with any kind of military strategy, but we should at least acknowledge the human atrocities that are happening in Syria.
[02:24:55]  That's what I'm saying there, 213.
[02:24:57]  Right, right, you're right, but look, you know, there's some human atrocities going over here in the United States, and one of them I would like to address, you know, risk in particular.
[02:25:07]  I think, you know, it's a travesty that Mumia Abu Jamal is still in prison where he needs to be freed.
[02:25:14]  You know about Mumia Jamal, right, Ghost?
[02:25:18]  No, I don't.
[02:25:19]  But just in lighteness, all right, humor me.
[02:25:21]  Go ahead.
[02:25:24]  Mumia got falsely accused of killing this officer named Daniel Faulkner, right?
[02:25:30]  And now he's on, basically, he's on death row right now, ghost, for no reason whatsoever.
[02:25:37]  I mean, they don't really have any concrete evidence.
[02:25:40]  You know, they got a couple of eyewitness testimonies out there, but as far as having the concrete proof, maybe they ain't got it.
[02:25:47]  They just hate on him because of his name.
[02:25:49]  That's all.
[02:25:50]  And I wish he knew more about the guy, Ghost, because I'm telling you, it's a travesty.
[02:25:54]  They got this guy locked up on death row now, baby.
[02:25:56]  He's a you know what?
[02:25:58]  I mean, you know, if he's a if he really wants to give his case, he would go through the appellate court systems and actually prove his case.
[02:26:08]  I mean, you know, if people are this concerned, they would find evidence.
[02:26:11]  If there were some bleeding-heart liberal attorney that was able to get this guy off, they would have gotten him off by now.
[02:26:18]  Obviously, there's an overwhelming evidence for this idiot to be in jail on death row, no?
[02:26:26]  Nah, baby, there ain't no evidence there.
[02:26:27]  No evidence.
[02:26:28]  You know, it's just like that one guy.

=== Chugging Beer On Sixth Street (04:13) ===

[02:26:30]  I can't.
[02:26:31]  I'm trying to think of his name right now.
[02:26:33]  Troy Davis, baby.
[02:26:35]  Troy Davis.
[02:26:36]  You know, all he did, all he did, some dude pointed him out, and, you know, he didn't want to take the fall for someone else, so he said he did the crime.
[02:26:44]  Well, yeah, hey, you know what?
[02:26:46]  I mean, give me a break.
[02:26:47]  All right.
[02:26:47]  Well, we're supposed to give people credit for not dining.
[02:26:51]  Is that what you're saying?
[02:26:52]  I'm not going to dime.
[02:26:54]  Is that what you're saying?
[02:26:55]  I mean, screw that.
[02:26:56]  I mean, if they didn't dim, they should go out and they should be prosecuted.
[02:27:00]  Especially if these crimes are related to murder.
[02:27:03]  You know?
[02:27:04]  I mean, give me a break.
[02:27:05]  You know, this guy's talking about, yeah, he didn't want to tell anybody nothing, baby.
[02:27:09]  He didn't want to say anything.
[02:27:10]  He didn't want to sit there and just say, yeah, man, yeah, shut up.
[02:27:15]  Anyway, that's enough of that.
[02:27:17]  646-652-4869.
[02:27:19]  We were talking about how 600 people have been killed during Bashar al-Assad's Syrian crackdown on anti-government protesters.
[02:27:27]  And it's pretty upsetting that us as America are just allowing these human atrocities just to happen.
[02:27:35]  You know, I'm actually have some assholes here in the chat room saying that they're in Austin, Texas, and they're going to be out there at 6th Street looking for me.
[02:27:42]  Well, bring it on, asshole.
[02:27:45]  Bring it on.
[02:27:45]  And let me tell you something.
[02:27:46]  If you come up to me, you better hope that you don't come up to me in a threatening manner.
[02:27:51]  Because I don't ever leave my house without walking around strapped.
[02:27:56]  Do you understand what I'm saying?
[02:27:58]  I mean, I got a Glock synthetic that I keep in the cut, and anybody who tries to come up and flex nuts is just liable to get blasted.
[02:28:06]  Do you understand?
[02:28:07]  And not only that, I got that Glock synthetic material that can go through goddamn metal detectors.
[02:28:12]  So I never walk around without being strapped.
[02:28:16]  So bring it on, baby.
[02:28:17]  I live right by West 6th Street.
[02:28:19]  Is that news?
[02:28:21]  You think you dox me?
[02:28:22]  I've admitted that.
[02:28:23]  I'm out there by West 6th Street.
[02:28:25]  You ain't scaring nobody.
[02:28:27]  Come on down.
[02:28:28]  I live in one of the best buildings on West 6th Street, off of West 6th Street, actually.
[02:28:32]  Come on down, baby.
[02:28:34]  Come on down, flex nuts, and see if your ass don't get your ass beat down.
[02:28:39]  Or see if your ass don't get your wig split in half to the back of your ass crack.
[02:28:44]  Come on down.
[02:28:45]  See what happens.
[02:28:46]  It's legal to carry guns in Texas, you idiots.
[02:28:49]  All right?
[02:28:51]  Straight up.
[02:28:52]  I mean, it's legal to carry guns in Texas, you want.
[02:28:55]  I mean, you can just pack it in your cut, no big deal.
[02:28:57]  You know what I mean?
[02:29:00]  So come on down to my condo.
[02:29:02]  You think you're badass?
[02:29:03]  Come on down.
[02:29:04]  Come on down, baby.
[02:29:07]  Straight up, man.
[02:29:08]  I'm ready.
[02:29:09]  I am ready.
[02:29:10]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:29:11]  I'm ready, baby.
[02:29:13]  As a matter of fact, I'm going to take a chug of beer.
[02:29:14]  I'm going to have a drink today.
[02:29:16]  I'm going to have a drink to assholes who think that they're going to come up to me on 6th Street.
[02:29:19]  Come on down, baby.
[02:29:20]  As a matter of fact, I put up videos.
[02:29:22]  You know the bars I go to.
[02:29:23]  You know the bars I go to on say, come on down, baby.
[02:29:26]  Bring it on.
[02:29:27]  Bring it on.
[02:29:29]  Why don't you go ahead and take a chug of this beer here.
[02:29:37]  Man, that's aggressive.
[02:29:38]  This is good stuff.
[02:29:40]  Once it hits your lips, it's so good, man.
[02:29:46]  Woo!
[02:29:47]  As a matter of fact, let me take a chug of this, and then I'm going to open up another beer and take a chug of that.
[02:29:52]  And then once I'm done with this broadcast, I'm going down to 6th Street, Miller time, baby.
[02:29:56]  It's Sunday.
[02:29:57]  They usually have $2, you call it.
[02:29:59]  In some place, they got $1, you call it, baby.
[02:30:02]  $1, you call it.
[02:30:06]  Woo!
[02:30:08]  And let me take another chug of this.
[02:30:13]  More beer!
[02:30:15]  Give me some more beer here.
[02:30:18]  All right, we got some more beer here.
[02:30:19]  Let's go ahead and open up another one, shall we?
[02:30:22]  It's Anti-Mother's Day edition, baby.
[02:30:24]  It's the Anti-Mother's Day edition.
[02:30:26]  Here, let's go ahead.
[02:30:29]  Oh, yeah.
[02:30:32]  Cheers to everybody out there who's drinking on this Mother's Day.
[02:30:35]  Cheers, baby.

=== Turning Into Junkyard America (04:50) ===

[02:30:44]  I'm telling you right there.
[02:30:45]  That's some good stuff.
[02:30:46]  And somebody here saying that they don't go to 6th Street because there's too many Mexicans.
[02:30:50]  What are you scared?
[02:30:51]  You scared of Mexicans or something?
[02:30:54]  You're scared of minorities or something?
[02:30:56]  I mean, that's pretty racist, you know?
[02:30:59]  I mean, I'm a melting pot of friendship.
[02:31:02]  You know, I don't care if you're a Mexican, if you're an Oriental, if you're black.
[02:31:07]  I don't care what you are.
[02:31:08]  I'm a melting pot of friendship.
[02:31:10]  I mean, do a YouTube search on my YouTube channel.
[02:31:15]  And let me tell you something right now.
[02:31:17]  I am a hospitable, very friendly individual.
[02:31:20]  As a matter of fact, I have a shot of me buying at least nine shots there.
[02:31:27]  Nine shots.
[02:31:29]  And there were for people of all different nationalities.
[02:31:34]  So, you know, to sit over here and make fun of people because, oh, I don't go to six because, oh, there's too many black people.
[02:31:40]  There's too many Mexicans.
[02:31:42]  You're just chicken shit.
[02:31:43]  That's what you are.
[02:31:44]  You're just chicken shit.
[02:31:46]  That's what you are.
[02:31:47]  Don't lie.
[02:31:48]  Don't be afraid.
[02:31:49]  Don't be scared.
[02:31:50]  You're just chicken.
[02:31:51]  All right?
[02:31:55]  You're chicken.
[02:31:57]  Anyway, let me go ahead and take some more callers here.
[02:32:01]  As a matter of fact, we were talking about 600 people killed during the Bashar al-Assad crackdown in Syria.
[02:32:08]  Now what I want to talk about is Herman Kane for 2012, baby.
[02:32:13]  Huh?
[02:32:14]  How about that?
[02:32:16]  Let me tell you something right now.
[02:32:18]  When I was commenting about this debate, this Republican primary debate, not even in the primary yet.
[02:32:25]  I mean, it's kind of early to be holding the debate, but they still had one.
[02:32:29]  And it was taking part in South Carolina.
[02:32:34]  Come on and raise up.
[02:32:36]  And Herman Kane actually stood out to be a diamond in the rough in this particular debate.
[02:32:43]  I know that people gave me crap because before the debate happened, I was saying that it's four or five white guys and a black guy.
[02:32:52]  And they threw a token black guy so that they can somehow run against Obama.
[02:32:56]  I'm going to take those statements back.
[02:32:59]  I think Herman Kane is a more than competent individual that could possibly take some traction away from these ass clowns that are supposed to be having a lock on this Republican primary.
[02:33:11]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:33:12]  I mean, hey, if the Democrats are running a black man, why can't the other side run a black man?
[02:33:17]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:33:19]  Now, put them two brothers in a debate and have them jive talk each other until one of them is left-standing.
[02:33:26]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:33:28]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:33:29]  I would love to see that debate.
[02:33:31]  Wouldn't you?
[02:33:31]  Wouldn't you like to see an Obama and Herman Cain debate for Christ's sake?
[02:33:36]  That'd be great.
[02:33:37]  And you give them extra points if they use any terminology from Ebonics.
[02:33:43]  And they use any Ebonyx words.
[02:33:45]  They get extra points and extra kudos and stuff.
[02:33:48]  They're like, yeah, baby, you're big daddy like this, baby.
[02:33:51]  I'm Barack Obama, baby.
[02:33:52]  You understand?
[02:33:54]  I'm Barack Obama.
[02:33:55]  I've worked these out, baby.
[02:33:58]  I got Osama Biz Lightning, baby.
[02:34:00]  You understand?
[02:34:01]  I gave everybody everything.
[02:34:02]  I'm Barack Obama, baby.
[02:34:04]  I turned this country into junkyard America, baby.
[02:34:08]  That's what I did.
[02:34:10]  Oh, yeah.
[02:34:11]  That's what I did, baby.
[02:34:13]  I turn this into Junkyard America.
[02:34:15]  They have my country, baby.
[02:34:16]  That's me, right there.
[02:34:18]  That's right.
[02:34:19]  Junkyard America, baby.
[02:34:20]  That's what I'm talking about.
[02:34:21]  I work in tonight, baby.
[02:34:23]  I work hard tonight.
[02:34:28]  Oh, yeah.
[02:34:29]  Junkyard America, baby.
[02:34:30]  I hope God.
[02:34:32]  I hope God.
[02:34:35]  Yeah, this has required Capricorn.
[02:34:37]  Get yourself a new Cadillac, baby.
[02:34:41]  Yeah, Junkyard America.
[02:34:44]  Oh, yeah.
[02:34:44]  Oh, yeah.
[02:34:45]  Shake that ass.
[02:34:47]  Shake that hand.
[02:34:49]  Shake, shake, shake that hand.
[02:34:54]  Man, welcome to the Junkyard America.
[02:35:01]  Yeah.
[02:35:02]  That's what I did, baby.
[02:35:03]  That's me, Barack Obama.
[02:35:04]  I worked things out, baby.
[02:35:06]  I turned this place into junkyard America, baby.
[02:35:10]  And then you got Herman Kane coming up, you know, with a pimp walk, because you know he's a capitalist, man.
[02:35:13]  This guy's the ex-CEO to Godfather's Pizza.
[02:35:17]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:35:20]  I'm not joking.
[02:35:21]  This guy was actually a capitalist.
[02:35:22]  This guy's out here making money doing things.
[02:35:24]  You know what I mean?
[02:35:26]  I mean, actually, doing something.
[02:35:27]  And, you know, could you just imagine him, you know, walking up into the damn debates?

=== Capitalist Rhetoric And Sluts (10:34) ===

[02:35:34]  You know what I mean?
[02:35:35]  Just kind of walking up and just being like, yeah, baby.
[02:35:39]  Yeah, I'm a gangster, baby.
[02:35:40]  I'm a capitalist gangster, baby.
[02:35:42]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:35:43]  Yeah.
[02:35:46]  Yeah.
[02:35:47]  My name is Hermie Kane, baby.
[02:35:49]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:35:51]  I used to run Godfather Pizza, baby.
[02:35:54]  Gee, we chilling like villains, baby.
[02:35:56]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:35:57]  You vote for me, baby.
[02:35:58]  I give opportunity, baby.
[02:36:01]  I give you motion.
[02:36:04]  I give you more tones.
[02:36:06]  Back up in your ass with the resurrection.
[02:36:08]  It's a group of partisan and erection that's so good.
[02:36:10]  You know what I'm talking about, baby.
[02:36:15]  I'm Herman Kane, baby.
[02:36:17]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:36:17]  Give y'all more.
[02:36:19]  Give y'all fuck a chance.
[02:36:20]  I give y'all opportunity today.
[02:36:22]  And never let go.
[02:36:23]  Cause if I let go, then I'll be fine listen.
[02:36:25]  I'm going insane.
[02:36:27]  My money goes out of control.
[02:36:29]  Let's just do something cut the fuck up.
[02:36:36]  Anyway, the point of this rant...
[02:36:38]  Jesus Christ, I got to take some drink here.
[02:36:44]  Jesus Christ.
[02:36:47]  I got something stuck in my throat or something.
[02:36:50]  Here, let me take another...
[02:37:00]  Let me take a swig of this beer here.
[02:37:10]  Much better.
[02:37:11]  Anyway, 646652-4869 is the number to call here.
[02:37:17]  I want to hear from you.
[02:37:18]  All right.
[02:37:20]  Let's go ahead.
[02:37:21]  Let's take some more callers here.
[02:37:22]  All right.
[02:37:23]  111, you're on the horn.
[02:37:29]  What?
[02:37:33]  Are you going to say something, or are you just going to, you know, just play their beer?
[02:37:36]  Are you hung up?
[02:37:37]  Why are you going to hang up?
[02:37:40]  Why are you hanging up?
[02:37:44]  Anyway, we got two other ass clowns on hold, and it's the same ass clowns that just play music like they're doing something.
[02:37:51]  I mean, good God.
[02:37:55]  Anyway, 646652-4869.
[02:37:58]  I want to talk about Herman Kane a little bit more.
[02:38:01]  Let me tell you something, man.
[02:38:03]  That's my new soul brother.
[02:38:04]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:38:06]  If anybody knows, you know, Herman Cain, you know, give them a tweet and you tell them that Ghost said that me and him are now soul brothers.
[02:38:14]  You know?
[02:38:16]  He's now my sole brother right now.
[02:38:19]  Straight up, man.
[02:38:20]  I'm not joking.
[02:38:20]  You know, this is a guy who's talking my language.
[02:38:23]  And how can I be a racist?
[02:38:24]  That's another thing.
[02:38:25]  How can I be a racist if I like Herman Taine?
[02:38:28]  This is a guy who's talking capitalist rhetoric.
[02:38:31]  He's talking capitalist ideology, for Christ's sake.
[02:38:34]  I'm not racist.
[02:38:35]  Not to mention that the reason I'm not racist also is because my role model, you know, the person that I want to meet the most in life, believe it or not, is that fool Birdman.
[02:38:48]  That's right.
[02:38:49]  I'm talking about Birdman from Cash Money Millionaires, baby.
[02:38:53]  All right.
[02:38:53]  I mean, that's who I want to meet.
[02:38:55]  That is my role model.
[02:38:57]  And let me tell you something.
[02:38:59]  I could die happy if me and Birdman, you know, went into some badass casino.
[02:39:06]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:39:07]  And we just started rolling dice, baby.
[02:39:09]  Just seven, seven, eleven, seven Eleven.
[02:39:12]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:39:13]  And I would want to hear Birdman, you know, talk that ghetto jive that he likes.
[02:39:17]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:39:18]  Like, yeah, wordy.
[02:39:19]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:39:20]  Wordy.
[02:39:21]  Yeah, wordy.
[02:39:21]  You know, that sort of thing.
[02:39:23]  You know?
[02:39:26]  That's what I want to see.
[02:39:28]  I want a Birdman, baby.
[02:39:30]  Birdman is my role model.
[02:39:33]  As a matter of fact, if you're black or you're an ethnic minority, he should be your role model, too.
[02:39:37]  You know?
[02:39:38]  I mean, if you do YouTube searches of Birdman, this guy's blowing a million dollars on a watch.
[02:39:46]  He just blew $1.5 million to get a Bugatti, baby.
[02:39:50]  I mean, this is a guy who spent 250,000 Euro at the Gucci stow because he had money to blow.
[02:39:56]  You understand?
[02:39:57]  I mean, that's what I'm talking about.
[02:40:00]  That's what I'm talking about.
[02:40:02]  And everybody should be aspiring to that, to say the least.
[02:40:11]  Anyway, 646-652-4869 is the number to call.
[02:40:15]  I'm talking about Herman Cain.
[02:40:17]  He's my new soul brother.
[02:40:19]  We're also talking about the anti-Mother's Day edition of the True Capitalist Radio that's partaking today.
[02:40:25]  And I want to hear from you, folks.
[02:40:27]  All right, I want to hear from you.
[02:40:28]  646-652-4869.
[02:40:31]  We got 111.
[02:40:33]  You're on the horn.
[02:40:34]  Hello?
[02:40:36]  Yeah, what's going on?
[02:40:38]  Hey.
[02:40:40]  What up?
[02:40:42]  What up?
[02:40:45]  What?
[02:40:46]  Are you calling me like, I want to talk to your fruity ass or something or what?
[02:40:50]  You want to talk about pigtails or some shit?
[02:40:52]  What's your problem?
[02:40:54]  Just messing with you.
[02:40:56]  Calm down.
[02:40:57]  Just messing with me.
[02:40:58]  I mean, why are you sounding so fruity?
[02:40:59]  It sounds like you're coming onto me, for Christ's sake.
[02:41:01]  Sounds like you want to pull the freaking balls out of my pants.
[02:41:04]  What the hell is that about?
[02:41:07]  Hey, why are you hanging?
[02:41:08]  Oh, he hung up for Christ's sake.
[02:41:12]  Why in the hell is he hanging up?
[02:41:14]  Come on.
[02:41:17]  Anyway, 646-652-4869 is a number to call here.
[02:41:22]  We're talking a little bit about Herman Kane, but actually, we're going to spend the last 20 minutes and talk a little bit more about Auntie Mother's Day.
[02:41:28]  Talk a little bit about the slut walks that we've been seeing lately.
[02:41:32]  Has anybody seen this?
[02:41:33]  Has anybody seen this?
[02:41:34]  The slut walks?
[02:41:35]  That's right.
[02:41:36]  Over 2,000 sluts, you know, filthy whores, took to the streets of Boston in hopes of trying to demand from society that they be called sluts.
[02:41:50]  I can't do nothing.
[02:41:51]  They actually want to go out and demand that people throughout the world call them sluts.
[02:41:57]  They went out in Boston this Saturday, over 2,000 whores.
[02:42:01]  You know?
[02:42:03]  I don't care if I already covered it.
[02:42:05]  Get him off.
[02:42:05]  As a matter of fact, let's get this idiot out of here.
[02:42:07]  I don't care if I already covered this crap.
[02:42:09]  Get him off!
[02:42:10]  Get him out!
[02:42:11]  Get out!
[02:42:13]  Get out!
[02:42:17]  Over 2,000 whores marching around with cleavage, you know, and ass cheeks hanging out.
[02:42:23]  The whole nine yards out there marching in Boston so that they can be called sluts.
[02:42:28]  They want to be called sluts.
[02:42:30]  Can you believe this?
[02:42:35]  They want to be called sluts.
[02:42:39]  I'm not making this up.
[02:42:40]  You can look it up for yourself.
[02:42:41]  They actually have a slut walk.
[02:42:42]  And not to mention, folks, they are organizing these slut walks all over the nation.
[02:42:48]  All over the nation.
[02:42:49]  Yeah.
[02:42:50]  Thanks, Ma.
[02:42:53]  And not to mention that we're having slut walks here in Austin, Texas.
[02:42:57]  And let me tell you, mark my word, if there is a slut walk out here in Austin, Texas, I'm going to be out there with the whole capitalist army, baby.
[02:43:05]  You understand?
[02:43:06]  And we're going to confront these whores and just continue to berate these bitches for the useless meat wallets that they are.
[02:43:15]  I mean, you know, once you have demeaned yourself to the point where you're nothing more than some, you know, bewildered, disease-infested slut bag, well, then why are you even going to go to the streets demanding any kind of respect?
[02:43:28]  I just don't understand it.
[02:43:29]  You know?
[02:43:31]  I mean, why are you going to go into the streets demanding respect?
[02:43:36]  I mean, can somebody explain that to me?
[02:43:41]  I mean, and these women want to be called sluts.
[02:43:43]  They think it's great.
[02:43:44]  As a matter of fact, look it up for yourself, folks.
[02:43:46]  All right?
[02:43:48]  And let me tell you, you know, if you see these sluts, I mean, spit on them.
[02:43:52]  Seriously, spit on them.
[02:43:53]  You know what I mean?
[02:43:54]  Call them filthy whores because that's what they are.
[02:43:56]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:43:57]  I mean, call them filthy, disgusting, slut bag whores for what they are.
[02:44:03]  Anyway, I want to hear from you.
[02:44:05]  646-652-4869 is the number to call.
[02:44:09]  I want to hear from you.
[02:44:10]  All right?
[02:44:11]  We got conservative mother on the horn.
[02:44:13]  What's going on?
[02:44:17]  Hey, conservative mother, go ahead.
[02:44:22]  Now, you're playing with your pussy for Christ's sake.
[02:44:25]  818, you're on the horn.
[02:44:27]  Oh, Ghost.
[02:44:29]  I just want to fuck you in your butt.
[02:44:30]  I just want to come in it.
[02:44:32]  I just want to come in your butt.
[02:44:34]  And I just.
[02:44:35]  No, I don't think so.
[02:44:36]  Not with that voice.
[02:44:37]  It sounds to me like you want to take it in the can for Christ's sake, all right?
[02:44:41]  I mean, why don't you get your gay straight?
[02:44:43]  You sound like a bottom, you know?
[02:44:45]  You sound like a goddamn.
[02:44:46]  Oh, yeah, you just want to yingy shing and ya shining.
[02:44:51]  I mean, give me a break, all right?
[02:44:53]  I mean, you know, come on.
[02:44:55]  I mean, get it straight.
[02:44:56]  I mean, you know, people think that I'm homophobic as well.
[02:44:58]  You know, they think that I'm just some homophobe or something.
[02:45:00]  I'm not.
[02:45:01]  I don't care what you do in the privacy of your own home.
[02:45:04]  You know, I don't care.
[02:45:05]  What I'm pissed off at is whenever there's a goddamn little gay pride parade, you've got, you know, gay bondage outfits predominant throughout the goddamn little parade.
[02:45:16]  You've got, you know, assholes with butt plugs and red ball gags.
[02:45:21]  And they actually want to, you know, they want to protect this crap by the First Amendment.
[02:45:26]  You know, they want to protect oral copulation between two men across the street from an elementary school, and they want it protected by the goddamn First Amendment.
[02:45:34]  You understand what I'm saying?
[02:45:36]  That's where I draw the line.
[02:45:38]  I don't want to see open homosexuality out there in the streets.
[02:45:42]  You understand what I'm saying?
[02:45:44]  I mean, I don't want to see some feminized, fruity male sucking the sap out of some other idiot's balls right on the street corner in the middle of broad daylight, for Christ's sake.
[02:45:54]  You understand what I'm saying?
[02:45:58]  Anyway, 646-652-4869 is the number to call.
[02:46:02]  I want to hear from you.
[02:46:03]  We got about 15, a little less than 15 minutes left in the broadcast, and I want to see what's going on out there.

=== Poetry Sounds Fruity Today (04:07) ===

[02:46:09]  We got Harry Co 207.
[02:46:10]  What up?
[02:46:12]  Hey, ghost.
[02:46:13]  I don't want to sound like no fruit, but I wrote a poem for you, and I was thinking that you might want to hear it.
[02:46:20]  Go ahead, I guess.
[02:46:21]  I mean, you said it sounds a little fruity as it is, but take about 10 steps away from my freaking butt crack and go ahead.
[02:46:27]  Okay, here it goes.
[02:46:30]  Ghost, I know you live within me.
[02:46:33]  Feel as you fly in thunderclouds above the city into one that I loved with all that was left within me until we tore in two.
[02:46:45]  Now, wings and rings, and there's so many waiting here for you.
[02:46:53]  I love you, ghost.
[02:46:57]  Yeah, keep going.
[02:46:58]  I got some background music.
[02:46:59]  Go ahead, keep going.
[02:47:01]  And she was born in a blob of rocket, 1929, with wings that ring around the sockets, right between her spine, all drenched in milk and holy water, pouring from the sky.
[02:47:15]  I know that she will live forever.
[02:47:18]  She won't ever die.
[02:47:21]  She goes, and now she knows she'll never be afraid to watch the morning paper flow into a hole where no one can escape.
[02:47:37]  One day.
[02:47:38]  I'm sorry, I'm getting a little teary-eyed there, man.
[02:47:40]  Good guy.
[02:47:43]  Jesus Christ.
[02:47:45]  Oh, my God.
[02:47:49]  You know, that was really, really good, man.
[02:47:52]  You know, no offense.
[02:47:53]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:47:54]  I mean, although, you know, minus the fruit bowl innuendo.
[02:47:59]  But that wasn't that bad.
[02:48:00]  You got another one for us?
[02:48:01]  Hey, Engineer, put on the instrumental again.
[02:48:03]  Put on that instrumental bed and see if this guy can keep going here for about a couple more minutes.
[02:48:09]  All right, go ahead.
[02:48:11]  And one day in New York City, baby, a girl fell from the sky from the top of a burning apartment building 14 stories high.
[02:48:22]  And when your spirit left her body, how it split the sun, I know that she will live forever.
[02:48:30]  All goes on and on and on.
[02:48:33]  She knows.
[02:48:35]  Now she knows she'll never be afraid to watch the morning paper blow into a hole where no one can escape.
[02:48:46]  The end.
[02:48:48]  That's pretty good, man.
[02:48:51]  Are you a poet or something or what?
[02:48:53]  I am a poet.
[02:48:55]  You got a book out?
[02:48:56]  You got anything online or something?
[02:48:58]  I mean, that was pretty good, even though it was a little fruity, but it's artistic expression.
[02:49:02]  Just go ahead.
[02:49:04]  Yeah, I got a book that I wrote called In the Aeroplane Over the Sea.
[02:49:10]  Cool.
[02:49:10]  I mean, what is that?
[02:49:11]  Mangum.
[02:49:13]  Mangum.
[02:49:14]  Look me up.
[02:49:16]  Jeff Mum.
[02:49:17]  Thanks.
[02:49:18]  Jeff.
[02:49:20]  I have a webpage if you want to look me up.
[02:49:22]  Go ahead.
[02:49:22]  We're going to look you up right now.
[02:49:26]  What is it, man?
[02:49:27]  Let us know.
[02:49:30]  Yeah, Jeff Magnum, right?
[02:49:31]  Jeff Magnum.
[02:49:33]  Go ahead.
[02:49:33]  Let us know how to get there.
[02:49:34]  There's some people out here that actually want to check out your poetry here.
[02:49:37]  Go ahead.
[02:49:38]  Hurry up.
[02:49:40]  Okay, hold on.
[02:49:44]  Hold on.
[02:49:44]  What are you talking about?
[02:49:45]  I ain't got time to hold on.
[02:49:46]  Get this CD out.
[02:49:47]  Get him off!
[02:49:48]  I ain't got time to hold on.
[02:49:49]  We got 10 minutes left there, poet boy.
[02:49:53]  I mean, come on, man.
[02:49:55]  I was trying to give you some props, and here you are.
[02:49:57]  You know, hold on.
[02:49:59]  And not to mention, poetry ain't nothing.
[02:50:01]  I mean, engineer, put on that crap.
[02:50:03]  I'll put on.
[02:50:04]  I'll show you poetry.
[02:50:05]  All right.
[02:50:06]  I'll show you.
[02:50:08]  Here we go.
[02:50:12]  Here we go.

=== Anti-Mother's Day Broadcast (13:29) ===

[02:50:16]  Women today just give out their poon.
[02:50:24]  They think that an open vagina is a rose in bloom.
[02:50:33]  It's sad to see these sluts walking the damn street.
[02:50:40]  And then when they bend over and expose their panties, it smells like dirty feet.
[02:50:49]  These whores take penises eight ten at a time.
[02:50:56]  And it's so sad that I've got to talk to these whores in a rhyme.
[02:51:06]  Sluts in America.
[02:51:12]  What are you doing, filthy sluts?
[02:51:19]  What happened to womanhood?
[02:51:27]  Did you leave it in your snatch?
[02:51:34]  All right, get them on.
[02:51:35]  All right, that's enough.
[02:51:36]  I'm sorry.
[02:51:37]  We got eight minutes left.
[02:51:38]  Let's take a couple more callers here.
[02:51:40]  646-652-4869 is the number to call.
[02:51:44]  I want to hear.
[02:51:44]  I want to hear from you.
[02:51:45]  All right.
[02:51:47]  I want to hear from you.
[02:51:48]  I mean, we got eight minutes left.
[02:51:51]  This has been a great anti-Mother's Day edition of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
[02:51:55]  I'll tell you that right now.
[02:51:57]  A great, great, you know, internet broadcast, for Christ's sake.
[02:52:04]  And I want to hear from you, folks.
[02:52:05]  I mean, I don't have that many people calling up, and I want to hear from you.
[02:52:08]  You got eight minutes left.
[02:52:09]  Get your fat cottage cheese ass off the chair.
[02:52:12]  Get to the nearest telephone and give me a goddamn call for Christ's sake.
[02:52:16]  All right?
[02:52:16]  Don't be some chicken, for Christ's sake.
[02:52:19]  Let me go ahead and where's my beer?
[02:52:22]  Where's my goddamn beer here?
[02:52:25]  Now, here's some beer.
[02:52:26]  Here we go.
[02:52:32]  Oh, man.
[02:52:36]  We've got Stuart Capitalist in the house.
[02:52:38]  Stewart Capitalist, you there?
[02:52:39]  All right, ghost.
[02:52:40]  How's it going, man?
[02:52:41]  What's going on, man?
[02:52:42]  It's been a good show today.
[02:52:44]  Thanks for putting on an extra one this weekend.
[02:52:46]  No, no problem.
[02:52:46]  What's going on, man?
[02:52:48]  Well, I pretty much agree with all the stuff you said about Mother's Day.
[02:52:53]  I appreciate it.
[02:52:54]  It's sad that we have to sit here and go through this idea that we've got to oblige a bunch of sluts who happen to shit out a couple of kids.
[02:53:02]  It's no big deal for having life and trivializing life and shitting out children.
[02:53:07]  It's another story to actually raise those children.
[02:53:10]  It's another story to actually be a true mother, a true father to that child.
[02:53:15]  And in my personal opinion, that's just the way it is.
[02:53:18]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:53:20]  Can we all get along?
[02:53:25]  Internet bunch stoppers, man.
[02:53:28]  They got like eight side different numbers, for Christ's sake.
[02:53:32]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[02:53:34]  That's enough.
[02:53:35]  I mean, yeah, let me tell you something right now.
[02:53:37]  You know, there's something that really pisses me off about all you assholes that listen to this broadcast is these goddamn YouTube videos that you keep making to me that make me look like a goddamn asshole.
[02:53:50]  All right?
[02:53:51]  They make me look like an idiot.
[02:53:53]  And let me tell you, this show is as serious as a heart attack, for Christ's sake.
[02:53:57]  I am trying to spread the true capitalist ideology throughout the world.
[02:54:02]  And the last thing I need is you idiots sitting over here making jackasses of me on YouTube, not to mention playing those YouTube videos on my goddamn show.
[02:54:17]  And I'm sick and tired of it, man.
[02:54:18]  I'm sick and tired of it.
[02:54:20]  Not to mention that I don't even have to do this goddamn show right now.
[02:54:22]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:54:23]  I don't even have to do this goddamn show.
[02:54:25]  Well, I'm doing this show as a respect to everybody who listened to me on the broadcast, for Christ's sake.
[02:54:30]  You understand that?
[02:54:32]  I'm doing this for people that wanted to hear an anti-Mother's Day edition of the true Capitalist Red Hill broadcast.
[02:54:39]  All right?
[02:54:40]  And I don't need you assholes to be sitting here and giving me this crap on YouTube instead of here making a jackass out of me.
[02:54:47]  You piece of crap.
[02:54:49]  Hey, look at these idiots.
[02:54:51]  Look at these idiots.
[02:54:52]  Look at them.
[02:54:52]  They're laughing.
[02:54:53]  They think this is funny.
[02:54:54]  You think this is funny?
[02:54:55]  Huh?
[02:54:56]  You think this is funny, you sorry sacks of crap?
[02:54:59]  You think this is funny?
[02:55:01]  Peace of piece of crap.
[02:55:05]  You think it's funny?
[02:55:06]  Huh?
[02:55:06]  You think it's goddamn funny that I'm sitting over here?
[02:55:09]  I'm giving you my time, my effort.
[02:55:12]  I mean, I'm shooting pearls to you goddamn idiots.
[02:55:16]  I'm shooting pearls here.
[02:55:21]  And this is the kind of thanks I get.
[02:55:23]  This is the kind of garbage I get because of you useless assholes.
[02:55:32]  Piece of crap.
[02:55:34]  Piece of crap.
[02:55:40]  I mean, I should be getting more respect in this.
[02:55:42]  You understand that?
[02:55:45]  I should be getting more respect.
[02:55:49]  I'm a capitalist.
[02:55:52]  I'm a capitalist.
[02:55:59]  And I deserve the respect accorded that title.
[02:56:04]  I'm a capitalist, you bitch of these people.
[02:56:20]  No respect.
[02:56:20]  Look at them.
[02:56:34]  I need a drink.
[02:56:35]  Give me a strike.
[02:56:44]  I've had just about enough of this crap.
[02:56:47]  I've had just about enough.
[02:56:50]  I want to hear from you some other time.
[02:56:54]  I'm done with this.
[02:56:55]  I'm done with this crap.
[02:56:56]  All right?
[02:56:58]  646-652-4869 is the number.
[02:57:03]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[02:57:04]  I'm out of breath for Christ's sake.
[02:57:06]  I'm out of breath!
[02:57:13]  These pieces of crap make me sick.
[02:57:15]  These pieces of crap are pissing me off.
[02:57:16]  They're pissing me off.
[02:57:17]  They're pissing me off.
[02:57:19]  They're boosting me around.
[02:57:26]  All right.
[02:57:27]  I'm out of here.
[02:57:28]  You know, these people don't give a crap.
[02:57:29]  I'm out of it.
[02:57:30]  I'm out of here.
[02:57:32]  I'm out of here, you pieces of garbage.
[02:57:34]  All right?
[02:57:37]  I'm out of here.
[02:57:38]  As a matter of fact, I'm calling on all true capitalists that are listening in right now.
[02:57:42]  Go to www.capitalistarmy.com and join the only social network for true capital.
[02:57:50]  Right here.
[02:57:52]  CapitalistArmy.com.
[02:57:53]  Shit.
[02:57:55]  Oh, man.
[02:57:57]  I'm about out of it, for Christ's sake.
[02:57:59]  Anyway, let me go ahead and give some shout-outs to peeps.
[02:58:01]  A-Bear, Bendover, Camping Corps, Captain Charisma, Centimeter, Small Penis, Sereno, the Jolly, Demented, Dr. Rabbit, Dr. Peter, Future DNB, Geckins in the house.
[02:58:15]  What's going on, Dekens?
[02:58:16]  Ghetto Capitalist, all the damn guests in the house.
[02:58:20]  IID, John Bran, Josh 11, Karl Marx, Kalos, Kalos, are you good at me?
[02:58:28]  We got Mystery Man Ryan, Nikki Owens, that's silly whore.
[02:58:32]  No more runs, Nertzi, Officer Douchebag.
[02:58:36]  Give me a goddamn break.
[02:58:38]  We got Oscar Talks.
[02:58:39]  What's going on, Oscar Talks?
[02:58:41]  We got Quinn Connors, that stupid nookie-looking asshole.
[02:58:44]  We got Smell Mike Poop, that stupid moron.
[02:58:47]  We got Spermy the Cat, that little fruity bastard.
[02:58:50]  We got Stroke from the BWC.
[02:58:52]  What's going on, baby?
[02:58:54]  We got Swole Eye.
[02:58:55]  We got the rock dude.
[02:58:56]  We got the guy.
[02:58:57]  What's going on, the guy?
[02:58:59]  And we've got Zand.
[02:59:01]  Anyway, folks, once again, please go to the Capitalist Army, www.capitalistarmy.com, and join.
[02:59:10]  All right?
[02:59:11]  Join the only social network for capitalists throughout the world.
[02:59:16]  All right?
[02:59:17]  CapitalistArmy.com.
[02:59:20]  As a matter of fact, let me go ahead and post that right here.
[02:59:22]  Boom.
[02:59:22]  All right.
[02:59:23]  Not to mention that if you like the show, if you like the show and you want to hear more of the archives, I mean, we got thousands of hours, thousands of hours of content at blogtalkradio.com slash ghost.
[02:59:38]  All right, that's blogtalkradio.com slash ghost, baby.
[02:59:44]  All right, thousands of hours of content.
[02:59:46]  All right?
[02:59:47]  Thousands of hours of content and spread it around like wildfire.
[02:59:53]  Anyway, folks, I am out of here.
[02:59:54]  I'm going to be back tomorrow.
[02:59:56]  I broadcast every Monday through Friday.
[02:59:59]  Every Monday through Friday, 4 to 7 p.m. Central Standard Time.
[03:00:03]  Mark that down in your calendars.
[03:00:05]  4 to 7 p.m., Monday through Friday.
[03:00:08]  Anyway, go to the Capitalist Army.
[03:00:10]  Add me to your following on Twitter.
[03:00:12]  Ghost Politics.
[03:00:13]  Ghost Politics.
[03:00:14]  Ghost Politics is the name to follow on Twitter, baby.
[03:00:17]  All right, follow me on Twitter.
[03:00:20]  All right, now we're officially off the air, unfortunately.
[03:00:23]  All right?
[03:00:24]  I want to thank, once again, everybody for tuning in with me.
[03:00:27]  Everybody.
[03:00:27]  All right?
[03:00:29]  And once again, it's your word of mouth.
[03:00:32]  It's your spreading the word.
[03:00:34]  All right?
[03:00:34]  It's your amplification of this broadcast that makes this show continue to go forward.
[03:00:41]  All right?
[03:00:43]  All right.
[03:00:45]  Anyway, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
[03:00:50]  Once again, long live the capitalist movement, baby.
[03:00:54]  Long live the capitalist movement.
[03:00:56]  And once again, go to thecapitalistarmy.com.
[03:00:59]  All right?
[03:01:00]  CapitalistArmy.com.
[03:01:02]  And not to mention, folks, I want everybody to please go to the archives and take a look at all the damn commentary and all the damn shows that we have done.
[03:01:12]  We've had some wild times here on True Capitalist Radio, informally known as True Conservative Radio.
[03:01:19]  You know, we've had a lot of good times.
[03:01:22]  So once again, blogtalkradio.com slash ghost is the link to go by.
[03:01:29]  All right?
[03:01:30]  There it is.
[03:01:31]  Anyway, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
[03:01:33]  It's been a great time here.
[03:01:35]  It's been a great event.
[03:01:37]  You know, this was an anti-Mother's Day edition of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
[03:01:41]  It was fun.
[03:01:43]  It was great.
[03:01:44]  You know, I don't know what else to say.
[03:01:47]  I don't know what else to say.
[03:01:48]  Now, I know that I may have went a little off keester with some of the racial humor.
[03:01:52]  I may have gone a little off keester with, you know, some of the callers that called up.
[03:01:56]  I want to extend my apologies to anybody who is offended.
[03:02:00]  But once again, who gives a crap?
[03:02:02]  www.capitalistarmy.com.
[03:02:05]  I want to thank everybody for tuning in.
[03:02:07]  Long live the capitalist movement, baby.
[03:02:11]  And of course, death to the slut walks.
[03:02:14]  And death to this idea that, oh, I'm a slut.
[03:02:18]  And not to mention, screw Mother's Day.
[03:02:21]  All right?
[03:02:22]  Screw this idea of, oh, I'm a mother.
[03:02:27]  Oh, I deserve a diamond necklace.
[03:02:30]  I deserve a diamond bracelet.
[03:02:32]  Anyway, six, four, Oh, what am I doing?
[03:02:38]  I'm done.
[03:02:39]  I'm gone.
[03:02:40]  I should be going out of here for Christ's sake.
[03:02:42]  You know, I usually never leave this late at the office.
[03:02:45]  It's dark outside, so that means that right when I go outside into the 6th Street area, it's Miller time, baby.
[03:02:51]  It's Miller time.
[03:02:54]  That's right.
[03:02:55]  I'm going to get me some goddamn brew.
[03:02:57]  I'm going to be partying out out there.
[03:02:58]  And, of course, all you idiots, all of you idiots that were sitting over here talking garbage, that, oh, I'm going to go out there to 6th Street and I'm going to find you, ghost.
[03:03:09]  Oh, I'm going to go out to 6th Street and do it.
[03:03:11]  Will you go out and do it, you sack of crap, all right?
[03:03:13]  I dare you!
[03:03:14]  I double talk dare you!
[03:03:15]  You come down here to 6th Street, all right?
[03:03:18]  You come down here to 6th Street, I'll stomp a mud hole in your ass, kick it dry, take a dirty diarrhea crap in it, and all you can do is look back at me with a damn brown smile about it.
[03:03:30]  That's all you can do, folks.
[03:03:34]  Anyway, I'm out of here, folks.
[03:03:35]  Thank you very much for listening in.
[03:03:37]  Long live the capitalist movement, baby.
[03:03:40]  Anyway, engineer, take our asses out of here.
[03:03:42]  Get out of here.
[03:03:44]  You've been listening to True Capitalist Radio.

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