Ghost hosts True Capitalist Radio, analyzing volatile May 6th markets where the Dow rose 54 points despite falling crude prices and criticizing SEC pattern day trading rules. He aggressively defends capitalism against callers attacking Herman Cain and the conservative movement while warning that Anonymous faces FBI dismantling under RICO statutes. The episode escalates with hostile exchanges regarding Howard Stern, a pro-Bin Laden rally in London, and a "Slut Walk" in Boston, which Ghost condemns as promoting prostitution before signing off to visit 6th Street. [Automatically generated summary]
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Hey, what's going on out there, folks?
And thank you for tuning in with me to another edition of True Capitalist Radio.
And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
This is episode number 81 for all the folks that are keeping track with the True Capitalist broadcast.
And before we get into anything else, I'd like for everybody to please retweet the broadcast, go to the blogs, the forums, the social networks, and spread it around like wildfire and let everybody know that we're in effect and in the house.
Once again, I hate to keep reiterating this.
It is Baller Friday.
That's right, folks.
Baller Friday, the end of the week.
Hopefully everybody out there is capitalizing, counting all the chips that they have stacked this week.
And let me tell you, it's been bad days in the markets, but if you diversify your assets, you'd be able to somehow maneuver all the volatility that we've been seeing in the equities and commodities markets, specifically the complete decimation of the commodities markets here.
Anyway, folks, once again, I'm sitting over here.
I'm sipping on the good stuff today, baby.
I'm sipping on some Johnny Walker blue label, baby.
That's right.
$400 bottle of scotch.
And I want to say cheers to everybody out there right now.
I'm sipping it on the rocks.
Love on the rocks.
That's right, baby.
Anyway, let me go ahead and take a drink here.
Good stuff, man.
Happy Baller Friday to all the capitalists out there.
Let's go ahead and get into the markets, folks, because it was somewhat of a decent day.
Very volatile for anybody who happens to be a day trader.
It was your day to capitalize today.
I'll tell you that right now.
But anyway, folks, we had seen some volatility.
We saw the stock market there at the beginning of the morning go up to at least about 160, 170 points.
But today, the Dow Jones Industrials closes out up 54.57 points, a percentage increase of 0.43%, closing out today at 12,638.70.
SP 500 closes up on the upside modestly.
It closes out 1,340.20, increase of 5.10 points, a percentage increase of 0.38%.
We've got the NASDAQ closing out at $2,827.56, an increase of 12.84 points, a percentage increase of 0.46%.
So we saw some modest gains.
Remember, we saw a lot of sell-offs.
At the beginning of the week, Dow Jones Industrials was at like goddamn $12,800.
So, you know, it's just some buybacks, some bottom feeders out here looking for some action, for lack of a better term.
Let's go to the commodities and get done with this.
I don't really want to talk about it.
Let's just get through it.
I want to take calls.
I'm going to drink tonight, baby.
It's Friday.
Let me tell you, I drank way too much for Cinco de Mayo yesterday.
I got way too into the spirit.
If you happen to have listened into the broadcast, it was episode number 80, folks.
It was a Cinco de Mayo episode.
I was completely off Keister.
The whole show, I was just, I mean, I don't even know what I was doing the whole show.
So anyway, folks, I woke up.
I was praying to the porcelain God out here.
Praying to the porcelain God.
I was throwing up nasty chicken grease and corn oil and cream of wheat with like five-day-old cereal and stomach plasma because I just drank too goddamn much.
Too many margaritas, too many damn Mexican beers out here.
And I just woke up this morning and puked my guts out for Christ's sake.
But anyway, let's continue on.
I'm going to keep drinking.
There's nothing like the hair of the dog that bits you.
You know what I'm saying?
That's what tears the hangover, in my personal opinion.
Let's get to the commodities.
Brent crude futures are down 66 cents decreasing today at a percentage rate of 0.60%.
Closing out today at $110.14 a barrel of Brent crude.
Gasoline futures are down once again.
We've seen consecutive losses here in the gasoline futures.
Hopefully that reflects the crap that we're paying at the pump.
They're down 33 bucks.
Heating oil futures continue their slide.
They're down to $1.54.
Natural gas futures are just kind of leveled out.
Now, WTI Sweet Crude.
Oh, man, WTI Sweet Crude.
We saw WTI hit, what was it, $95, $94 today?
I mean, that's how volatile WTI crude oil was in today's markets, for Christ's sake.
But today, it did close out $98.20, a decrease of $1.60, a percentage decrease of 1.60%.
Once again, $98.20 a barrel of sweet crude.
That isn't too bad.
Hopefully, we see that reflected in the commodities price, but the prices at the pump.
Not to mention the retail sector that has been going up the roof trying to say that the reason that they're increasing prices is because they're having to pay more prices to ship goods to retail outlets.
Well, now that this price is coming down, not to mention that the price of commodities are falling, we should start seeing cheaper prices at the supermarket.
We should start seeing cheaper prices at retail sectors here within the next couple of weeks.
So be on the lookout for that.
Let's continue on.
Agricultural futures, canola is up after consecutive negative days.
It's up $8.30.
Cocoa futures is also up after consecutive negative days.
They're up $27.
Coffee futures continue to sell off after seeing all-time highs.
It's down today 70 cents, a percentage decrease of 0.24%.
Corn is seeing decreases.
And I'm glad to see corn decrease, for Christ's sake.
I'm sick and tired, sick and tired, sick and goddamn tired of paying prices like a dollar an ear of corn.
A dollar an ear of corn, for Christ's sake.
Want to start paying nine or ten ears for a dollar like the good old days.
All right.
Corn's down $22.50.
Cotton, the things that make our threads out here.
Cotton is down $1.30, a percentage decrease of 0.89%.
Wheat futures are up 17 cents, a percentage increase of 1.98%.
Sugar is down 39 cents.
What do we got?
Soybean futures up $4.25.
Lumber futures up modestly at 30 cents, a percentage increase of 0.12%.
Oat futures are up $5.
We've got soybean oil futures down $0.04.
And wool, wool is seeing an increase like we saw yesterday for some reason.
It's up $18, a percentage increase of 1.42%.
Let's get to the metals, shall we?
Because let me tell you, it's been a complete roller coaster ride when it comes to these metals.
But we saw a modest spike in gold today.
And the reason that it is, is because a lot of the people that are looking at our monetary policy in America are starting to realize that we can't sustain this, even though it looks better than most of the crap compared to currencies.
It looks better than most of the currencies in the international community at this point in time.
But the way our government is spending money, the way our entitlement system is just completely twisted and warped, and the math numbers don't compute, people are starting to flock to gold again.
Gold is up $14.10, getting back up to that $1,500 market.
Closed out today at $1,495.50 per troy ounce of gold.
Copper futures are down $2.65.
And silver, good God, with silver.
I mean, are you kidding me?
Are you kidding me with silver for Christ's sake?
And I'm telling you, this CME upping of their margin requirements is a contributing factor to this.
I mean, it's really disgusting.
Silver should be a lot more than this, but let me tell you, I'd buy in at these prices.
I mean, last week we were at 50 bucks.
So it just goes to show you what's happening.
There's definitely some market manipulation out here, which I really don't appreciate.
But this is what we get.
This is what we get when we merge government and private enterprise together.
This is the kind of crap you get.
Market manipulation.
Stupid.
Anyway, silver is down 62 cents, a decrease of 1.71%, closing out at $35.62 a troy ounce.
I mean, what a bunch of garbage.
Let's go to the live stock, shall we?
Live cattle futures.
Jesus Christ, pick the pack of pick a fucking pick of peppers.
Excuse my French.
I'm sorry.
I've been cursing a lot lately, folks.
I'm sorry about that.
I'm serious.
I don't mean to be cursing.
I mean, I'm just a little intoxicated at times, and sometimes, you know, it just kind of flies off the handle.
You know, it just kind of flies off the tongue there.
And I just want to say I apologize.
You know, I apologize.
Anyway, live cattle futures are down 5 cents today.
Cattle feeder futures are up 30 cents today.
That's probably attributed to the wheat prices and other commodities prices that saw some buybacks today.
And lean hog futures saw a modest sell-off, very modest.
It was only down 2 cents today.
And that, my friends, is the markets for your ass.
Anyway, folks, I want to hear from you.
646-652-4869 is the number to call here.
The reason that we saw some kind of plus-side numbers in the equities markets is because of the economic data that came out today about jobs.
Jobs in the private sector grew at about 244,000 jobs increase for last month.
This is some serious growth, you know, showing that people are actually going out there and getting jobs.
You know, they're actually going out there and getting jobs out here.
Now, let me be honest with you, though, folks.
I mean, the jobs that are out here, I mean, they're service industry-oriented.
I mean, we're not producing anything except for cheeseburgers and entertainment, all right?
And I'm going to tell you this right now.
I remember 10 years ago, ass clowns would shun the idea of going out and getting a goddamn Mickey D's job flipping burgers.
Shun the idea of going out and working at some fast food joint, but now they are forced to do so because this is the economy that encompasses the employment sector in this country.
And then you've got this government wanting to over-regulate and over-taxate private enterprise, small business.
As a matter of fact, this is specifically geared towards small business, towards small investors.
I mean, haven't you noticed that every regulation that this disgusting government, the supposed liberal for the people government has put forth, has been completely against, all right, completely against the small business owner and the small investor.
I mean, the whole idea of putting a limit that you have to have $25,000 in your brokerage account before one can partake in pattern trading.
And for you folks that aren't familiar with what that is, pattern trading is when somebody takes advantage of the volatility in the market, which is what people like to call day trading.
Now, you can't become a day trader now, since this whole new regulation that's come about, you can't become a day trader unless you have $50,000, or excuse me, $25,000 on margin, but $50,000 in capital for you to legally, under the legal SEC government laws, you have to have $50,000 in your brokerage account to participate in pattern trading.
And what does that mean?
What does that mean exactly?
When you can't buy more than two or three shares a week.
You can't go in and out of stocks.
And who does that hurt the most?
It hurts the individuals that are out there that get laid off, that have some money in the bank, that they could partake in the market, all this volatility.
They could be partaking in pattern trading, but they are prevented from doing so because they don't have $25,000, $50,000 to throw in to a day trading brokerage account.
I mean, who does that hurt?
Who does that hurt?
That hurts the small investor.
That hurts the small potential investor.
Why do people that can afford these $50,000 deposit accounts, how come they get to take advantage of the volatility and make about $5,000 or $6,000 a day?
Why isn't it exclusive to the individual that has only $50,000 or more?
You have to have more, $50,000 or more, to participate in day trading.
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It's disgraceful, man.
It's disgraceful.
Anyway, and then, you know, small business being forced to, you know, partake in this health care, Obamacare situation, the increase in state taxes, municipality taxes, federal taxes.
You know, it's a disgrace, you know?
It's an utter disgrace.
And this is what America's turned out to be.
You know what I mean?
Anyway, let me go ahead and take, let me go ahead and take some more calls here.
Let me take some calls.
Let's put it that way.
I'm a little upset.
I'm a little angry out here.
Even though I took some gains here, I think that there should be more volume in this market, but there's not because our government is preventing small investors from going in, for Christ's sake.
Because our government is turning into some goddamn quasi-socialist communist nonsense.
I'm going to take a couple of calls.
Let me tell you something, you stupid, disgusting ass clowns that are prank calling me and waxing your carrot to it.
All right?
This is Baller Friday.
All right?
I don't want to hear you assholes today.
This is supposed to be a good show.
This is supposed to be a nice show.
Everybody's kicking back, having drinks.
I'm sipping on Johnny Walker, blue label here.
And the last thing that I want to hear, the very last thing I want to hear is, you know, ass clowns prank calling.
All right, so let me just calm down.
I'm sorry I'm in a bad mood, folks.
I'm just, you know, I woke up this morning.
I was puking.
You know, too much Cervases and margaritas.
And I just don't want to, I just don't want anybody calling me up and giving me crap.
All right.
I don't want anybody giving me crap right now.
That's all I'm saying.
646652486.
Now, let's take some calls here.
You in the market?
How you feeling?
How you living this week?
It's Baller Friday.
I want to hear from you.
784, you're on the horn.
You're on the horn.
Hey, there, go.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I accidentally clicked you off.
Call right back.
I'm sorry.
I thought you were an internet buttstalker there.
Sorry, man.
310, you're on the horn.
Hey, Gus.
Shut up.
818, you're on the horn.
Hey, Gus, I just want to pick.
Shut up.
200, you're on the horn.
I'm Gus I came.
Shut your mouth.
912, you're on the horn.
It's Baller Monday, Frank.
It's long-live communism.
is communism?
Why don't one of you, it's easy, you hang up.
You don't even know what communism is.
All you idiots are here are long-live communism.
You idiots don't even know what it is.
On the contrary, imbeciles like you would be thrown into these gulags and be forced into labor because you idiots wouldn't be working.
I mean, it's bad enough that you're living in a quasi-capitalist society here in America and you're not going out there and working for your own benefit, you know, so you can save capital, so you can buy a car, so you can buy a house.
What makes you think under the totalitarian communist regimes that have been existing up until present day, what makes you think that you and your lazy smoking dope, watching cartoons, eating cheese balls, mozzarella sticks, what makes you think that your ass would go out and be forced to work?
And let me tell you, the communists work, they don't work for money, assholes.
No, they work for the people.
Natural, you're working for the people.
You're working for the people.
And you idiots aren't even working for yourselves.
You idiots aren't even working for your own benefit.
So what makes you think under a communist society that your asses work for the people?
You see, you people are idiots.
You people that think that communism is going to be some kind of political romantic utopia.
Why don't you take a look at the model that was put forth by the Russians and the Chinese?
They allowed a good portion of their population to starve to death.
And this was documented.
I mean, Lenin, under his writing, one step forward, two steps back, he basically legitimized the reason of implementing famine.
You know, th this was famine that was introduced by the communists to purposely get rid of a a group of the population so that they can be a more efficient communal society.
Let's take a look at China, for instance.
China had the great leap forward where Mao Zedong also did similar type of agrarian reform similar to that of Lenin.
And this is what you had.
You had the same situation, a whole big, massive famine, starvation, a whole bunch of disorder in China that killed millions of people.
And you idiots are sitting over here all communism.
Long live communism.
Paul Pott, I mean, you know, Paul Pot, at least, you know, he didn't BS around with it.
I mean, I hate how Lenin and Mao, you know, BS'd around by, you know, justifying killing people through rhetoric.
Pol Pot, which was a communist out of Cambodia, literally shot and executed one million people that weren't obliging to the communist idea the way he thought of it, the way he interpreted.
You know?
I mean, you know, can we continue going on with communist applications, you idiots?
You dumbasses don't even know what you're talking about.
Hey, accidentally the chat.
If you don't like it, get out!
Get out if you don't like it.
Get out of here, you stupid milky liquor.
Get out!
And get spermy the cat out of here, too.
Get that stupid milky liquor out of here.
Get him out!
Get out!
Piece of crap.
Didn't I ban a lot of these ass clowns?
I'm gonna start banning ass clowns out of here.
Get him out!
Get out!
David Fruitful, get that idiot out of here!
Get him out!
Get out!
Piece of crap.
6466524869 is the number to call.
I didn't mean to get on that tirade about dumbass communism out here, but we got the scumbag over here.
Long live communism.
And of course, every time that I ask somebody, hey, why don't you describe what communism is?
Why don't you enlighten us about this political utopia?
There's no answer.
They don't even know what it is.
They're stupid.
You want to know why they do this?
It's because that's how leftists are.
They're so manipulative with their language and their propaganda that they goof the simpletons.
I mean, that's the whole purpose of communism.
All right?
That's the whole purpose of communism, is to go out and manipulate the simpletons out there into believing that if they put these bureaucrats in power, if they give them sole authority over the entire nation, that they are somehow going to live in some political utopia that where houses are going to be in the sky and there's going to be a chicken in every pod and a damn Cadillac in every driveway and there's going to be this, there's going to be that.
There's going to be nothing but despair and torture.
You know?
You're stupid.
Anyway, 6466524869 is a number to call here.
I mean, I don't want to talk about communism anymore.
I pretty much made communism look lower than a leprechaun's nutsack.
I mean, I don't even understand why there's even a debate as if communism is some type of viable economic legitimate force that can socially organize a group of human beings into actually being productive.
On the contrary, as we've seen, communism has just done the complete opposite, turned them into a bunch of idiots.
But anyway, let me talk about something serious out here in the United States.
Floods are engulfing multiple states in the United States because the Mississippi River and the Mississippi Delta are cresting because of large quantities of rain and just weird atmospheric disturbances that are just continuously pouring rain on all these states.
Not to mention that we had Lake Champlain out of, what was that, Vermont?
Over 500 houses in Vermont underwater.
You know, Memphis, Tennessee, about to be underwater.
You know, I mean, it's just disgraceful what's happening out here.
You would think that we would have had some kind of a contingency plan.
But of course, our government, you know, when you rely on government, this is what you get.
This is the kind of stuff, incompetent responses, not knowing what to do.
It's disgraceful.
Unbelievably disgraceful.
And my hearts and prayers go out to the people that are living in these states.
You know, and the people that are living in these states out here that are being afflicted with these abnormal floods, you know, getting their houses and their possessions just decimated.
You know, it's just unbelievable.
I just can't believe this stuff.
Flood Victims And Garbage Talk00:13:12
Anyway, let me go ahead and take a couple of calls here.
646-652-4869 is the number to call.
I want to hear from you.
All right.
What do you think about all these weird atmospheric disturbances out here?
You know what I'm saying?
I want to hear from you.
All right, let's take some calls here.
We got Max Hardcore on the horn here.
Max Hardcore, are you there?
Hi there, Ghost.
You mind if I change the subject for a while?
Yeah, go ahead.
Actually, yesterday you were talking about being a burden.
So, baby Buzz, can I take your virginity away, baby?
Cake?
Can I do that, baby?
Wait a minute.
Okay, is that your real voice?
Was that your real voice that just happened?
This is my real voice.
No, no, seriously.
That was your real voice.
Now it's starting to come clear.
I'm starting to hear some ethnicity in that voice there.
All right, now this is the internet butt stalker that continues to call me, and he tried to call me up.
Let me tell you something right now.
I mean, I want to play Guest the Minority.
All right, I want to play Guest the Minority.
Can you talk in your regular voice?
I know you're not some butt-loving fruit bowl.
You're just some Internet buttstalker trying to get cakes.
I want to hear your voice.
We want to play Guest the Minority.
So go ahead, talk again.
I'm a spic, baby, but I'm actually an illegal Mexican.
But yeah, I like.
You're an illegal Mexican?
Oh, so oh, oh, oh.
Now it all comes out.
Now it's all clear now.
All right.
Now it's coming clear why this is happening.
You know, the reason that he's becoming an internet butt stalker is because, you know, I don't know.
I guess I'm not down with La Rossa or something.
I'm not kicking back, you know, sipping on cervases in the corner of the barrio, you know, eating a damn, you know, barbacoa taco or something of that nature.
And they're calling me a racist, you know?
They're calling me a racist about it.
And now the Mexicans are I don't understand.
I mean, I'm a melting pot of friendship.
I don't understand why people think I'm racist.
This is what's unfortunate about the mental capacity of our country.
The mental capacity of our country is comprised of simplistic Nimrods that don't understand when commentary is being produced in this fashion.
They don't understand how to comprehend every bit of verbiage that's being utilized in the commentary.
So for you idiots to sit here and make this false indictment that I'm a racist, that's just a bunch of garbage, and it's a false indictment.
And I would like for all of you people that are sitting over here spreading that lie, I would like for you all to please refrain from doing that.
And secondly, I want you to apologize.
All right?
I mean, do you understand?
I mean, look, there's a couple of people coming to my defense.
I celebrated Cinco de Mayo yesterday.
How can I be a racist?
How can I be a racist if I'm celebrating Cinco de Mayo?
You understand what I'm saying?
I mean, how can I be a racist if I happen to have a lot of friends around here that happen to be Mexican?
I mean, how can I be a racist?
I don't understand that.
I don't understand.
You see, what it is here is I've got a bunch of liberal, long-haired, bed-wetting hippie assholes in this chat room, and not to mention calling me.
They're trying to agitate this show in an attempt to skew the listener's mind into believing that I am a racist, that I'm some kind of big, bad boogeyman, that I'm some kind of the great Satan, you know, I'm the devil, I'm the big bad wolf, when actuality, the individuals that are in power today, these, you know, propagandists, and let me tell you something.
There are no better propagandists than these damn liberals who know how to split hairs.
I mean, manipulate words, use ambiguous language.
I mean, just look at what Barack Obama did in the 2008 campaigns, and look at all these idiots that fell for it.
And they're still trying to legitimize this president's going back on his word.
I mean, it's just ridiculous.
Unbelievable.
And now I'm having Mexicans acting like they're gay bastards, you know, pissed off because they think I'm a racist.
Is that why you're doing this, Max Hardcore, or whatever your name is?
Is this why you're doing this because you think that I'm against Mexicans or something?
I don't really care about Mexicans.
I think they're dirty.
But the thing is that I'm really gay and I'm hot for you.
No, no, no, come on.
It's not funny anymore.
We yank the minority out of you.
All right.
We yank the minority out of you.
It's time for you to get on the table.
We can hear it in your voice.
I actually thought when you were speaking like some fruit bowl and you were talking in like a broken English foreign tongue, I thought that you were just doing that just to get kicks.
But now that I know that it's your voice, it all comes clear to me now why you're doing what you're doing.
You know, I mean, it all comes clear now.
All comes clear.
You know, it all comes clear.
I bet you money that anyway, I don't want to talk to you.
Just get off.
You're not funny anyway.
It's old.
It's stupid.
You're an internet botstalker.
Now that you're a Mexican, it all comes clear that you're probably pissed off because I'm not down with La Rosa.
You know, I'm not out here embracing Cholos with the top two buttons of their flannel shirt buttoned up and the rest unbuttoned.
And that I'm not down with that crap.
I'm not.
I'm sorry.
Okay, I have a couple of friends that happen to be down with that.
As a matter of fact, we may bring them on later on.
But I mean, I didn't want to get this broadcast about Mexicans and racial stuff.
I didn't want to do that.
Anyway, let's take another call here.
646-652-4869.
We weren't supposed to be talking about Mexicans and Tamales and stuff.
We were supposed to be talking about the floods that are engulfing multiple states around America.
We're supposed to be talking about these crests at the Mississippi River that are going to be afflicting floods in multiple states.
And I think that everybody should be concerned about that.
Prayer should be, you know, with the people that are out there that are going to be losing property, possibly lives out there because of this flood.
I mean, in Memphis, Tennessee, they went out there and went door to door trying to get people out of their homes.
I mean, you know, they have made it clear that the flooding that's happening or that's going to happen, or I don't know if it's happened yet.
I mean, you can call us up and let us know.
The flooding that's happening out there is going to be more than just water at your doorstep.
I mean, you know, we're talking like taking half of people's homes and that sort of thing.
And I want to hear from you.
You know, this is what we should be talking about.
We should be concerned about this.
646-652-4869-704, you're on the horn.
Hey, ghost.
What's up?
Yeah, this is Endless Mike.
And I want to know why do you keep banning me from the chat room every day?
I'm one of your.
I'll tell you why I keep banning you because you think you're some big badass, you know, flapping your little fat Cheeto-stained fingers on the keyboard, insulting me.
And I really don't appreciate it.
And now that you called me up and I heard your goddamn voice, I'm glad I kicked you out.
You know, I'm glad I kicked you out, for Christ's sake.
I mean, why would I want somebody who sounds like you?
With all due respect, you know, I mean, I'm not trying to, you know, disrespect you.
I'm sure it's not your fault.
I'm sure you had no fatherly influence as a child.
You know, I'm sure your mother hopped on something that looks good in a leather jacket or spread her legs for something that gave her a couple of good lines at last call for alcohol at some bar somewhere, and out came you out of the uterus pipe.
And here she was trying to raise a man when she's nothing more than some two-bit slut bag herself.
I mean, Endless Mike, I don't blame you for being fruity, but with all due respect, how can you sit here and talk garbage to me?
You flap your Cheeto-stained fingers on the keyboard all the time.
All the time you talk garbage to me, and yet you're going to call me up with a voice like that.
Can you explain that?
How can you sit here and talk that garbage?
As a matter of fact, I even think that you've used some homosexual derogatory terms in reference to me.
So I would like to, you know, hear from you.
Why exactly can you have the carte blanche to utilize homophobic words and derogatory statements of that nature when you sound like you just popped out of the anal passage of Ricky Martin at a San Francisco bathhouse getting done up a pooper by John Travolta?
Can you explain that to me?
Can you explain how you know about San Francisco bathhouses?
Are you kidding me?
You gays have made it abundantly clear.
You've made it abundantly clear that this is what you do.
Every gay pride parade, it doesn't matter what city you're in.
It doesn't matter what city you're in.
You have these gay pride parades.
You wear these bondage outfits.
You have anal insertions that simulate fists that are made of silicone.
You insert large objects in the street, in the middle of the street, of these goddamn gay pride parades.
You insert large objects in your anal passage.
You have oral compilation across the street from an elementary school, and you want it protected by the First Amendment.
And this is a disgrace.
So, I mean, look, I'm just saying, you know, I'm just saying, you've made it abundantly clear what you homosexuals like to do out there.
All I'm saying is I don't care what you do.
I don't care if you're doing each other four or five at a time daisy chain style in the goddamn home or somebody's home in the privacy of somebody's home.
I don't care if you've got a goddamn dog farting fetish.
I don't care if you like squirrel fisting.
I don't care what you do, as long as you put it in the privacy of your own home there, you milky liquor.
Not to mention, I mean, there is no excuse for you to sound so femi.
I mean, you know, can you explain that?
Why do you sound so femi?
Well, I had two moms.
You were totally wrong.
I was raised by a lesbian couple, and, you know, I turned out okay.
Oh, oh, okay.
It all makes sense.
It's all coming clear now.
So, this is why you kind of talk a little bit of Femi.
You know, there was no bull-nose bulldyke in that lesbian couple there.
Well, yeah, I mean, there was.
She had to say, she didn't tell you how to be a man.
How come she didn't tell you how to go out and be a man, try to make your voice deeper and not sound like you're waiting to take it in the can out of some glory hole somewhere?
I don't take it in the can.
I just call, I just listen to your show, wait for you to fart on the mic every time.
Yeah, and of course, the reason that you want me to fart on the mic is because you know that I'm an ass virgin.
You know, I don't fart like this.
I don't fart like that, all right?
I fart like this.
All right?
And you homosexuals, every time you hear farts like that, you're like, oh, yeah, virgin, virgin.
Get this fruity bastard off.
Get out of here.
Get him off.
I'm not going to sit here and continue to listen to some fruit bowl try to talk garbage to me.
Jesus Christ.
6466524869 is the number to call.
Do you see what I have to put up with, folks?
This is the kind of garbage that I've got to put up with.
All right?
Seriously, this is just garbage.
I got feminized fruit bowls calling me up, promoting their lesbian mothers.
Oh, I was raised by two mothers.
I was raised by two mommies who dove on each other's carpet and for some reason always smelled like salmon.
I just don't get it.
I mean, you know, I tried to use the aerosols.
I tried to use the candles and aromatherapies.
I could not get that scent of salmon out of my home.
I don't know if it's the lesbian thing.
I don't know.
Anyway, 646-652-4869 is the number to call.
I want to hear from you.
I don't mean to be getting into this.
But look, folks, this is the people that are calling up my show.
This is it.
All right, this is America.
I don't make this stuff up.
All right?
I don't make this stuff up.
I don't.
This is America.
Anyway, I'm going to move on to another subject matter.
We were talking about how several states in the United States are going to be afflicted with floods because the Mississippi River and the Mississippi Deltas are cresting and it's going to flood multiple states.
Our hearts and prayers go out to those folks that are going to be afflicted with this.
And I think that, you know, if you're in that vicinity, you should do what you can to get the hell out of there because they're already saying that it's going to happen.
Calling In From America00:03:03
All right.
I mean, it's not if, it's when.
Ah, good.
It's goddamn.
Man, that's good.
Man, I love Johnny Walker Blue, baby.
Man, there is just once it hits your lips, it's so good, man.
Let's take some more calls.
727, what up?
Hey, did you watch the debate last night, or did you see any clips from it?
Oh, man.
Well, I tried to watch about five minutes of it, and, you know, then I just said, screw it.
I'm not watching those debates.
I mean, you don't even have the main players in there.
Yeah, there's a good YouTube video with Frank Lentz.
What's the guy that does the focus group after all the debates?
He's got the people sitting in the room and the Frank Luntz.
Frank Luntz.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
There's a good video of him and what happened with Herman Kane, the black Republican there.
Oh, yeah.
What happened?
Well, they had about, I don't know, 30 people in there or whatever.
And he said, before this debate started, Who of you is supporting uh Herman Kane?
And one person raised their hand and then he said, Now, after the debate, how many of you are supporting Herman Kane?
And like 25 of them raised their hand.
Oh, wow, really?
Yeah.
Yeah, he's a he's a I mean, he's a he's a capitalist.
All he talks about is businesses, getting government out of business.
He used to be the uh CEO of Godfather Pizza.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Uh, you know, I vaguely have read about this guy.
I didn't realize that was the uh the African-American or black guy that was going to be in the debates yesterday.
If I'd have known that, I would have uh listened to it a little bit more.
I've read about this man uh through internet uh mediums, a whole bunch of different uh outlets, and I've read about this guy's uh stances.
I mean, this guy is definitely pro-capitalist, so yeah, I'm kind of disappointed that I uh that I missed it now.
Now, did you know anything that he said in specifics that uh you know could uh uh be impertinence to capitalists?
Um they try to take a shot at him.
They um Chris Wallace was like, I mean, I mean, Mr. Kane, you've never held publicly helped, you know, you've never been publicly elected, elective office before.
What makes you think you could win or something?
And he came back and said, Well, I tell people, you know, most of the people watching the C have held public office before how'd that work out for you?
Yeah, no kidding.
Yeah, I mean, that's no joke, all right.
I mean, you know, what has uh any of these politicians that have been career politicians have done for any of us?
They've done nothing.
They've sold us out, they've devalued our dollar.
I mean, you know, they've they've had our population dependent on entitlements out here.
I mean, look at these people, they they wouldn't know what to do if these entitlements had to be taken away.
And now it's starting to become a scary proposition because these idiots might come to our house and you know, take our crap.
Although I'm prepared, I always walk around strapped, but I mean, I don't want to have to do that.
Anonymous Organization Hacks00:15:29
I mean, what is this?
South America 1988 or what?
Hello?
Oh, man, I think we lost him.
Anyway, thanks for calling in, 727.
I think we got Vitochi on the horn.
What's going on, man?
Hey, ghosts, it's Vince the Bay.
How you doing, man?
I'm doing all right.
It's Baller Friday.
I'm free balling and balling out here in the Bay.
And I do know about your caller asked about the gay bathhouses.
I can tell him all about that if he wants to tune into my show later.
We can do a full segment on it if he wants.
So he doesn't have to bother.
He sounds like he definitely wants to know where the good ones are at.
I'll tell you that.
Yeah, yeah.
I can give him a detailed map so I can hook him up with that offline.
But I wanted to bring up, I saw this in your show notes.
I know you haven't got to it yet, but I wanted to kind of continue the conversation I had with you last night toward the end about Anonymous and this whole Sony thing.
Yeah.
I read this CNET article that you referenced.
And, you know, I'm not convinced.
First of all, I'm not convinced that there is an organization called Anonymous that really exists, or at least exists to the extent that the myth out there perpetuates them as.
But I think it exists.
It's just ridiculous.
But go ahead.
Well, I think there's a lot of copycats that sort of operate under the false premise that they are somehow part of Anonymous when they're really just kids having fun on the Internet.
But whatever, that's a different discussion.
I'm thinking that maybe these hacks, if you will, are maybe an inside job.
Who's to say these aren't progr disgruntled programmers at Sony who feel like they're getting jerked around and decided hey?
Well, you know, that's what I alluded to when we first started talking about this.
I alluded to that this was either an inside job or one of the most brilliant hackers of all time.
Either one, whoever it was, they need to leave the country as soon as possible and make sure that they're not going to get extradited if they happen to be caught in that country.
Because this, you know, the implications of this can put somebody in jail for at least 20 years.
I mean, look at what they did to Kevin Mitnick.
And all Kevin Mitnick did was copy a couple of prototypes of some telecommunications projects that Motorola and Nokia and a couple of other companies had on their mainframes at the time, which at the time, that's what you had.
This was like 1993 or something of that nature.
And this guy was on the run for so many years, and that when they finally caught him, they just threw him in jail for, what was it, five, six years?
No trial, nothing.
They just threw him in there.
And the reason that they justified it is because they considered, well, at least the prosecutor at the time and the government's case was that he was a terrorist.
And in my personal opinion, I think that Anonymous needs to go out of its way.
And let me tell you, there are people that claim to be leaders of this little organization.
And those people that have claimed to be leaders are going to be the targets of this investigation.
As a matter of fact, I pretty much already know that they are.
And the federal government doesn't, it isn't a joke.
Once you start having the federal government on your back, they have the resources of the taxpaying system, which means unlimited resources to make sure that you are brought to justice.
And in my personal opinion, I think you're right.
I think it could be an inside job.
I think it could be disgruntled employees.
But at the same time, we have anonymous or people claiming anonymous labels that they're claiming that they are a part of this and they did participate in these hacks and that there's going to be more hacks this weekend.
So if anonymous wants to continue to be this loose-fit hacktivist civil disobedience group that it's been known to be, it better start cleaning its own house and figuring out whether or not this is actually anonymous or whether this is actually some Chinese hacker or Russian hacker or the government itself.
Yeah, I'd like to get to the bottom of it, but again, I think it's one of those things we'll never really know.
But it'll be interesting to see what the next hack job is.
It sounds like, I mean, haven't they pretty much exposed the accounts of almost all the users on that network?
Have they left anybody out up until now?
No, it's 100 million users that have been exposed.
But from what the CNET report has said, that according to the channel that I guess Anonymous likes to congregate in on some kind of IRC chat, they said that they're ready to attack on all Sony's servers and completely take out the whole Sony network.
Jesus.
And then let me tell you, CNET, I mean, this is an organization, a tech news organization that's similar to Wired Magazine.
So they get them just bought out, though, by CBS or some big conglomerate, if I'm not mistaken.
Well, even if they did, I mean, that wing of that organization is geared towards knowing, you know, technical analysis, specifically geared towards anything related to viruses or intrusions of servers, that sort of thing.
I mean, this is news on the Internet front.
And I think that in my personal opinion, Anonymous needs to take its head out of its ass and start figuring out using its resources, which I know they try to claim that they don't have resources, but that's a lie.
You know, they need to use those resources to figure out what exactly is happening before they become targets.
So let me tell you, you need to reread those Patriot Acts.
They need to reread those RICO statutes.
We need to reread these laws that these prosecutors, especially federal prosecutors, are going to utilize in an attempt to try to get all these people rounded up.
And, you know, what's really sad is that under the RICO statute, if they convict one person that can be proven that they were a part of Anonymous, they can convict them all.
And how are they going to convict, or how are they going to do this?
Well, they'll just go to everybody that claimed that they were a part of Anonymous, round them up, take their computers, and if they ever chatted, if they ever forum posted, if they ever emailed, if they ever did anything that resembles a connection with Anonymous, under the RICO statute, they can be prosecuted, man.
So I know there's a lot of people think that this is a big joke, but in my personal opinion, I think they need to wake up before the FBI starts calling on their door.
Yeah, I hear you.
And one more thing before I get out of here.
I just wanted to weigh in on the presidential debate last night.
Go for it.
I listened to a good chunk of it, and my overall analysis was that the winner of that debate last night was Barack Obama.
Yeah, you know, I hate to say that, man.
I mean, that's why I didn't even want to watch it, because the Republicans, the whole right wing of the political spectrum is an utter joke.
And that's why I just decided not even to be a conservative anymore.
The conservative movement slapped me in the face.
I was a conservative all my life.
And then for these idiots to embrace such hypocrisy was just something I just couldn't stand anymore.
And for that matter, I just said, screw it, became a capitalist, and that's what I am.
It's all about the money at this point in time.
And let me tell you, if this government continues to over-regulate, if this government continues to over-taxate, I'm telling you, us capitalists are going to leave this country and go somewhere that is more conducive to our economic freedoms.
I hear you, Gus.
Yeah, man.
Anyway, man, thanks for watching.
No problem, man.
Go ahead.
Do you have a show you want to plug here, man?
Yeah, I'll be doing my version of Baller Friday.
I call it Freeball Friday.
And that's going to be late night tonight, 11 p.m. Pacific.
Jesus, that's like 2 a.m. on the East Coast.
So if you have insomnia or a meth habit, come through and we'll kick it.
All right, man.
Hey, thanks a lot for calling, Vince.
And, you know, hopefully Anonymous takes its head out of its ass and starts cleaning its own house.
But I don't want to talk about that right now.
I want to take other calls about the, I guess the South Carolina come out and raise up that snooze fest of a goddamn presidential Republican debate.
I want to hear what you have to say about it.
705, you're on the horn.
It's not actually about the debate.
It's about anonymous.
Go for it.
What they really are.
You know, the people who call up on your show and do the prank calls?
Those are what mostly comprise Anonymous.
And there's like a handful of hackers who actually know things about computers.
The rest of these kids just use their mommy's computer and call up people and go to random chat rooms.
They just mess around on the, like, Internet.
They think that they're...
No, I understand what they do.
Believe you, I know what Anonymous, 4chan, E-Bombs, I know what they all do.
But the problem is, is that this has Anonymous's calling card on it.
And according to Sony, they actually believe that whoever did this attack is based out of this country.
They would not be writing the House of Representatives.
Wouldn't I be writing Congress to investigate this particular situation, not to mention to get the extensive resources of the federal government into looking into what happened if they didn't think it was from this country?
Secondly, what's really unfortunate is that you've got these supposed kids out here that think that, you know, oh, well, let's put it like this: we're just kidding around.
We're just providing civil disobedience.
If you keep leaks, if you wikipedia for anonymous, you'll see their exploits and they're proud to show them.
And you have to look at general public sentiment when looking at an organization like Anonymous.
And you see, this is what people don't understand.
This is not just Anonymous, but everybody, everybody that wants to get something accomplished in America, this is what people don't understand.
It's about public sentiment and public perception.
All right?
It's not about what's right or wrong.
And I know it's sick.
I mean, look at America today.
Look at America today, for Christ's sake.
I mean, these people think it's great to have slut walks.
These people think it's great to shit out five or six kids from five or six different fathers.
These people think it's great to just sit on their asses, collect government entitlements, smoke marijuana, and watch cartoons all day.
I mean, this is what I'm talking about.
It's about public perception.
And what the public is perceiving Anonymous at this point in time is a cyber terrorist organization.
And I know that these people don't want to believe this.
I know that you anonymous people think this is a big joke, but man, I'm not joking.
I mean, you know, you're sitting over here thinking that this is a laugh, that this is a joke, but man, I am saying this out of genuine concern.
That until you start cleaning out your own house, the FBI and the federal government is going to do it for you.
And I would prefer just to clean my own house, you know.
And let me tell you, I'm not going to say too much, but I'm not going to know that Anonymous is not entirely innocent of what's going on here.
So let's not go there.
All right?
64665.
Oh, yeah, 705.
Do you have anything else to say?
No, pretty much.
But I think if you're a hacker, for one, you don't want to have a name.
You want to stay anonymous.
So what these hackers, some of them do is they hide behind anonymous and they claim they put files and claim that they're part of anonymous.
So they look at the group rather than looking for an individual who hacked in.
No, but you see, you also have to understand that Anonymous has done things like this for stupid ass reasons.
You know, I mean, this has been my criticism ever since I have been on this broadcast that Anonymous does these dumbass protests for no reason for stupidity.
And no one besides the people that are participating in this for the quote-unquote lulls, those are the only people that are going to understand what's going on.
Public perception views Anonymous as some terrorist organization.
All right?
And, you know, the more and more people start saying, oh, there's no group.
There's no such thing as a group.
That's what they said.
That's what La Cosa Nostra said.
That's what the mafia said.
And let me tell you something about these mob leaders.
They were so sophisticated, they made sure that nothing touched their hands.
They made sure nothing.
So how did they convict mafia leaders?
They had to get to the people that were underneath to sell them out, whether it was true or not.
So, I don't know, man.
I'm just saying, you know, I know that people are sitting over here saying it's not this.
I'm just saying out of genuine concern, man.
Out of genuine concern, I think that people need to, or at least the individuals in Anonymous, need to take their heads out of their proverbial ass cracks.
6466524869 is the number to call here.
I mean, I don't mean to be talking about Anonymous here.
We're supposed to be talking about it later, but we've got people in IRC chats that are supposed to be operated by Anonymous sitting over here claiming that there's going to be more hacks this weekend.
And let me tell you something right now.
And if there is any more hacks this weekend on Sony, you better believe that there's going to be some roundups.
Anybody who's been an organizer of Anonymous, you are a target, man.
So you better watch your ass.
You better get lawyered up right now.
All right?
Seriously, you better get lawyered up right now.
And that's my Baller Friday advice to you.
Anyway, 646-652-4869 is the number to call here.
I want to hear from you.
We're talking about the ridiculous dumbass debates in South Carolina.
Come on and raise up.
But we got sidetracked by Anonymous, the Anonymous debate that we're going to talk about later.
646-652-4869 is the number to call.
Let me talk about something else.
I want to talk about there was a pro-bin Laden fest happening in London today, or yesterday, whenever the hell, whenever the hell the day is out there in London, you know, they're over there across the pond when it's daytime, it's nighttime over here, when it's daytime, it's nighttime over there.
Bin Laden Rally In London00:05:28
Anyway, we had an Osama bin Laden rally in London, all right?
And these idiots in London allowed these people to just go out and rally and just, you know, kind of go out there and, you know, praise Osama bin Laden.
And, you know, what's going on here?
I mean, you know, you ban somebody from the royal wedding because they have negative remarks towards the royals, and yet they will sit here and allow a pro-bin Laden rally, you know, around the U.S. Embassy of London like it's no big deal.
You see, you feudalists, you know, you're just not very consistent, you know?
You're not very consistent with your freedom, you know.
I mean, you know, if you're really truly free, you know, people should be able to, for lack of a better term, bash the monarchy.
And the reason is because monarchism and feudalism and all this idea of bequeathing countries to people based on so-called blood lineage is a primitive concept.
And we don't need it anymore.
But we had a pro-bin Laden rally out there in London.
You know?
I mean, they were out there.
I mean, they were out there, you know, in front of the U.S. Embassy.
You know what I mean?
Let's take some calls here.
I want to hear from you.
646-652-4869.
We got 912 on the horn.
It's Baller Tuesday, racist fed.
Are you kidding me?
Are you kidding me?
Let's call that son of a bitch back.
I'm sick and tired of that sack of crap calling.
Let's call him back.
I'm tired of it.
I mean, you know, it's the same garbage.
You know, if you're going to call up and say the same garbage, I'm going to call you up, and I want to hear something more original.
For Christ's sake, piece of garbage.
I'm going to call this bastard up right out here.
Give him a call.
Give him a call, engineer.
What's up, you races?
Fat fire!
Hey, what's going on?
Why don't you put your damn toothless hee-haw watching cheese whiz guzzling mother on the horn?
All right, I know she's there.
All right, put her on the horn.
Put on the horn, boy.
Oh, well, you're going to hang up.
Oh, he's going to hang up now.
Come on, don't hang up.
Be scared.
Don't be scared, boy.
Don't be scared.
You're scared now.
That's not fair.
That's not fair.
Oh, he's scared.
Let's call his ass back.
Stupid sack of crap.
See, this is all we're going to do.
You know what, 912?
I'm going to continue calling you throughout the weekend.
You understand what I'm saying?
I'm calling you all weekend until I reach a disgusting uterus-infected mother so I can tell him.
I'm not going to post his number.
If you want his number, you know, hook me up on the Capitalist Army.
I'll give you his number.
All right?
I'll give you his number.
I'm not joking.
We're not taking any more of this crap.
All right?
I got your number right here, 912.
All right?
We got your number right here.
Right here, boy.
You know it, and I know it.
Anyway, we are in the second hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
Of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
Please retweet the broadcast, folks.
Spread it around.
Spread it around like wildfire and let everybody know that we're in affecting in the house.
All right?
Go to the blogs.
Go to the forums.
Go to the chat rooms.
All right?
407, you're on the horn.
Hey, how are you doing, ghost?
What's going on, man?
Not much.
You know, I'm just sitting here watching the chat.
You know, I'm just wondering what's going through all these kids' minds.
I don't know.
They don't care.
They don't care.
Tell me what you think.
Have you been on 4chan?
No, I have not.
I think you should go on a little Safari and go on 4chan.
No, as a matter of fact, I think not.
I think what I'm going to do is just let 4chan be the disgusting waste of bandwidth that it is and just leave it alone.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, you know, at least Anonymous is doing things because, you know, for a purpose, 4chan is just a bunch of losers exchanging pedophiliac activity.
Anyway, 404, you're on the horn.
Ghost, what's going on, man?
It's Billy D. Hey, what's going on, Billy D?
How you doing, man?
It's good to hear from you.
Doing well.
Second Tier Competition Fails00:03:25
Doing well.
Just sitting back having a beer right now.
Yeah, I hear it, man.
It's Baller Friday, man.
Cheers to you out there, man.
Hey, now, did I hear you're drinking on a $400 bottle of scotch?
Yeah, man.
I mean, I'm talking a blue label.
Blue label.
And let me tell you, I know that the Poor People's Campaign out of Chicago ain't too happy about it.
He's like, man, you sitting there drinking a $400 pile of scotch, baby.
And I'm sitting over here with a 40 ounce and a Kit Kat, baby.
You know what I mean?
Come on.
Oh, absolutely.
That's exactly what I was going to get to.
No, you're going to be upsetting a lot of people like Jerry and who knows who else are going to be upsetting with that.
Yeah, I mean, let me tell you, I upset a lot of people just getting up here and being able to do this show every day.
And let me tell you, I write these drinks off on my corporation, for Christ's sake.
I mean, that's what's so beautiful about this crap.
You know, these idiots, if they would just take their heads out of their asses, they'd be living large like everybody else.
But no, they're not.
They want to sit back and they want to collect entitlements.
They want to collect government cheese and they want everybody to just kind of pussy pamper their asses and they think it's going to last forever.
And it isn't.
And that's why, I mean, I'm going to be a capitalist.
I want to make gang loads of money until I croak.
I want to be able to take trips to wherever the hell I want to.
I don't want to travel in regular airplanes.
I want to travel in Learjets.
And I do.
I mean, it's like $3,000 or $4,000 to get a Learjet, for Christ's sake.
I mean, you know, if you're going to take a trip, you might as well come out the pocket for a $3,000 or $4,000 Learjet and take it, man.
I mean, you don't even need to go through the metal detectors.
You just put your car on the tarmac and you're in there, man.
I love it.
Yeah, you know, the other thing that I got to say is the flying thing.
If you're going to fly, at least if you have the opportunity to, like you've said before, flying is supposed to be an experience.
Pay the extra money and go first class.
Don't get on one of these meat wagons where you're in Southwest and everybody's scrambling for seats and you're sitting next to some fat jelly ass.
Oh, man.
And let me tell you something right now.
I don't understand how anybody could date Southwest.
I mean, I have seen Southwest YouTube videos where they actually have like crackheads talking to themselves and they're taping this with their damn phones.
And you've got to sit next to these idiots.
They're smelling like butt crack.
I mean, they're farting and smelling at the whole cabin like just raw sewage.
And you've got to sit here and take this crap just because you want to be a cheapskate and pay with $69 for a goddamn ticket, you know?
Absolutely.
Hey, getting to the debate that happened last night, I got to say, I agree.
Herman Kane did a great job.
I'm originally from the Atlanta area, so Herman Kane actually has a radio show on there, so I kind of knew that he would probably present pretty well, and he did a great job, I thought, last night.
But, I mean, once again, you look at it, I mean, there's no big names that were there.
It was all kind of, you know, kind of, I guess, second-tier-tier competition.
Yeah, definitely second-tier competition.
I know that they were trying to rally around Ron Paul, but man, we've already been down that road.
Yeah, I've been there.
And not to mention, you know, he's just kind of a whiner.
You know, he's not necessarily somebody that has any kind of legislation that has been put forth that has any kind of legitimacy in our lives today.
You know, he didn't pass anything that took away any taxation.
Whining About Spotlight00:04:48
He didn't pass anything that is.
I mean, you look at a man's record.
And if I were a politician, if I had a Senate seat or if I had a House of Representatives seat, I would utilize my position to pass legislation that I saw that my constituents in the state of Texas or the United States or my particular area would appreciate.
And I would make sure that my name was on such legislation so that when I decided to run for president, I can go out and say, hey, I did this.
I passed that.
I made sure I did this.
I took apart that.
No, no, you know what this man did?
He fixes broken pussies for a living, you know?
I mean, I'm sorry.
I mean, he's a gynecologist.
He's a gynecologist.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Go ahead.
And you know the thing, Ghost, is that you never will see someone like Herman Cain who's actually a capitalist.
I mean, the guy brought a failing Godfather's pizza into profitability.
I mean, he actually has a great story if you ever have a chance to look him up.
He's a pretty cool guy.
But I mean, they'll never put him in there with Mike Huckabee or Sarah Palin.
They won't put him in there with them because he'll just run over them.
And then, you know, they'll be sitting there, you know, just with their cocks in their hand pretty much.
I mean, no kidding, man.
I'm sick and tired of hearing about the so-called social conservatives that are complete hypocrites.
I mean, what, Newt Gingrich?
Newt Gingrich pursued Slick Willie.
He pursued Bill Clinton because of the Monica Lewinsky oral compilation job.
And here he is doing the exact same thing, philandering around with his intern.
He actually married the broad.
I mean, that's his current wife.
Oh, geez.
Hypocrites.
One other thing I wanted to hit you on before I got off, and that was, and I don't know if you've even heard of him.
Have you heard or seen anything about the tweets done by the running back for Pittsburgh Steelers, Rashard Mindenhall, about Osama bin Laden?
Oh, yeah, I've heard a little bit about that.
He tweeted something about, hey, why is everybody cheering for Osama bin Laden die?
And nobody knew this man.
The evidence is still out.
And, you know, something to that effect.
Yeah, what kind of person celebrates the death of another person?
And then he's sitting there talking about all the, he's one of these conspiracy theorists, crazy.
He's got some big-ass bug eyes, if you ask me.
But, I mean, in my opinion, I thought it was great today when I saw that one of his champions, the one company champion, they dropped his ass, said, yeah, we don't, we're definitely distancing ourselves from you.
So I was glad to see you.
Well, no kidding, man.
I mean, what are these stars thinking, man?
They think, I mean, especially a football player, a basketball player, somebody that's signed to a big name.
What are they thinking when they're tweeting crap like this?
Like, you know, Gilbert Godfrey and Aflak, that asshole, you know, what was he thinking when he was tweeting right after the tsunamis and earthquakes, you know, these disgusting jokes, you know, about, you know, hey, how do you get your Japanese, how do you eat a Japanese girlfriend?
Well, you make sure she washes ashore or something, whatever the hell he said.
It's a disgusting, gross humor.
And I mean, what are people thinking when they do this, man?
And they went, well, why?
Why?
I mean, you're making millions.
You're making large capital.
Why don't you just shut your goddamn mouth, eat T-bone steaks every day, keep making your capital, and just shut up?
I don't get it.
I think they start thinking they're above everything and that, you know, it's just never going to end.
I don't know.
I mean, I personally, if I was there, I would shut my damn mouth.
I wouldn't say anything, and I would just keep on making my money and toe the line.
But it looks like these guys, you know, they think they're going to be witty.
Well, Gilbert Godfrey, he's kind of like Andrew Dice Clay, where, you know, that broke dick is, I mean, he's just trying to clamor on to anything.
He's just trying to do anything he can to get in the spotlight.
I mean, hey, we gave him a million dollars for that Aflak.
I mean, that was his working gig.
Now he's sitting over there with his prick in his hand, not knowing what the hell to do.
You know, probably eating.
Oh, man.
Go ahead.
Oh, I'm sorry.
He's doing all those celebrity roasts now, probably.
So he's going to sit there and just keep milking those things forever.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
And that's another useless event.
Celebrity roasts.
You know what I mean?
I mean, who are these celebrities that they're roasting?
I mean, Lisa Lampinelli, you know, some fat, blonde, bloated piece of garbage that likes, you know, taking black dudes at the end of the last call for alcohol at bars, for Christ's sake.
I mean, I mean, and then that one funny-looking guy that looks like, you know, Walter Mathow and, you know, B. Arthur had a kid or something.
You don't know that one stupid, goofy-looking idiot?
Trans Testicle Insults00:13:37
Oh, geez.
Yeah.
I'm sick of it.
I'm sick as well.
Yeah, I mean, Lisa, I mean, she's the true.
I mean, Snoop must have been writing about her when he said, ain't no fun of the homies can't get none.
Yeah, no kidding, man.
No kidding, because let me tell you, she is more than open.
And then literally, she's more than open to take about four or five different brothers if they happen to be in the same Motel 6, if you know what I'm saying.
There you go.
Well, anyways, cheers, ghosts.
Happy Balla Friday, and I'll catch up with you later, man.
No problem, eh?
Thanks a lot.
That's Billy D. Williams right there, folks.
Avid listener, avid caller, and a member of the Capitalist Army.
And folks, if you want to be a part of the Capitalist Army, if you're somebody that appreciates capitalism and wants to spread capitalism throughout the international community, somebody who understands that you don't want to just wait in some breadline and wait for Big Brother government to give you your loaf of bread.
You want to get what you put in and get what you deserve.
I would like for you all to please join the Capitalist Army.
All right?
www.capitalistarmy.com.
All right, I'm about to post it up here on the chat room right now.
Please spread that around like wildfire and fill it out.
Here it is.
Right there.
CapitalistArmy.com.
Let's take some more calls, shall we?
786, what up?
You're taking too long.
Southern Prime, what up?
Hey, ghost.
How's it going?
Oh, Jesus, here's this trans-testicle.
What's going on?
Here, I took the bus down to Republic Park down in Austin, and I found this place.
It's, what was it?
The Ginger Man?
You know the place?
The Ginger Man?
I know I went there, and I saw your son, and oh my God, we had sex.
And now I think I got him pregnant.
Jesus Christ, give me a break.
What makes you think that this is funny, acting like a trans-testicle?
Are you really a trans-testicle, or do you just play one on the radio?
I'm not acting at all.
This is me.
So that's you.
You're out there, you know, a trans-testicle.
Did you actually tuck in or did you get it cut off?
No, you don't remember?
I got it cut off and then I went and got it back out of the trash can and sewed back on.
So you actually got a restored penis on your trans-testicle self?
In fact, too, because that was way long ago.
But, I mean, I found it.
It was kind of shriveled up like a condom, but I found it in the back of my sock drawer.
Oh, my God.
That's just horrible.
Anyway, let me throw some music on for you since you like to think that you're just such a model, trans-testicle model, you know, playing out some kind of acting session in front of some gay club.
So here it is.
You ready?
No, don't make this song.
There it is.
There it is.
All right.
Here, look.
All right.
There it is.
You better work.
That's Shantae.
Shantae!
Doggy!
Yeah, boy.
Come on, Shantae.
Terrible intent.
I'm sorry.
Anyway, I think we've already proven that you don't really sound like a chick.
I sound more of a chick than you do, and that's pretty sad.
I've got a pretty deep voice, too.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, now that song was okay.
Look, that doesn't sound like a chick.
That sounds like some trans-testicle trying really hard.
Trying really hard.
This sounds like a chick.
Now this is, I know that you want to sit over here and try to sound like a trans testicle and try to sound like a chicken.
It doesn't work like that.
Check it out.
Hello?
I know that you want to sit over there and try to act like, you know, you're some chick, you're some girl or something, but you're not.
You're just some cut bitch that thinks that you're cool, motherfucker.
Anyway, that's enough.
I don't want to talk to some trans-testicle.
646-652-4869 is the number to call here.
I want to hear from you.
Let's take some more callers.
Wheatley, what's going on, Mr. Wheatley?
I'm a technical work from Devastation.
Shut up, you idiot.
Liberals make me sick.
What's going on?
Fuck you, Texas, and fuck your old starving.
Fuck that fucking ball.
You piece of crap.
Get that stupid song up.
Get that song off of there.
Don't sit over here and play that song that the spirit is the greatest state in the union, the greatest state in the world.
And I'm talking about Texas, boy.
I'm talking about Texas.
Don't be sitting there playing the despicable dumbass song, you Milky Lickers.
Sorry, sacks of crap.
As a matter of fact, let me let you in on some Texas politics that's happened recently.
Now, if you happen to be a slut bag in Texas that happens to hop on from penis to penis to penis, and you happen to get impregnated and you want to go out and get an abortion, well, now the doctor, by Texas law, has to show the bimbo a sonogram and make them look at what they've produced inside of their uterus and say, yeah, you see that?
That's the legs, that's the heart, there's the face there.
You sure you want to suck this out of your uterus pipe and put it in a trash can?
You know what I mean?
So I tell you that right now.
I love Texas.
Let me tell you something right now.
Oh, you sacks of crap talking garbage about Texas.
You only wish you were down here, you sack of shit.
You only wish that you were here.
You only wish.
Jesus Christ.
2-11, you're on the horn.
Hey, Ghost, I just want to ask you, what do you think about Howard Stern's penis?
Oh, what do I think about Howard Stern's penis?
Is that what you said?
I do sound like that too, man.
I'm not going to lie.
I do sound like that.
Yeah, why?
Why do you sound like that?
Why?
Why?
Well, the thing is, I didn't have a father figure, so my.
Ah, here we go again.
Oh, didn't have a father figure for Christ's sake.
I mean, do you still talk to your mother?
Yeah.
Because also there's like, I don't know.
I feel like it.
I'm bored.
No, no, no, no.
You need to realize that it's her fault that, you know, you didn't have a father.
And let me tell you something.
A father's very important.
You know, you didn't get to throw a football around with the father.
Didn't go fishing.
Didn't go out there, play sports, didn't encourage you to do certain things.
I'm sure your father wasn't there when you were getting your ass kicked for being such a fruit bowl.
You know, your father would have said, look, so let me show you how to kick some ass.
You know, let me show you how to smash somebody in the mouth just in case somebody comes up to you and talks garbage, right?
There was nothing like that.
Instead, mommy had to come save the day, right?
I bet you mommy came to school.
Mommy talked to the teachers.
Mommy talked to the principal, right?
Am I right?
No, it's the cloud.
Yeah, I knew it.
I knew I was right.
I knew it.
And it's sad, man.
I mean, this right here is what is asserting the pussification, the absolute pussification of America.
This idea of, oh, I was a single parent now.
I mean, I know there's a lot of people out here that believe that I get people just, I don't know, they think I have like some unlimited amount of money that I'm paying people to call up and say this crap.
I am not.
Do you understand?
I am not.
What I'm doing here is taking actual callers from people in America, and this is the actual America that we're all living in.
This is the real personality.
These are real people out here, for Christ's sake.
I mean, did you hear this fruit bowl?
I mean, this poor fruity little kid actually admitted that.
Yeah, I know.
I really do sound like that.
And it's a shame, you know.
I mean, I was raised without a father.
And yeah, I still talk to my mother.
I mean, he knows his problems.
You know, this poor kid at 211, he knows his problems.
He knows he's a fruity ass.
You know, he knows he's weak.
And yet he can't do anything to excel himself beyond the feminized physical attributes, beyond the feminized vernacular.
And it makes me sick to my stomach that the absolute pussification.
The absolute pussification of the American male has been implemented here in America.
And let me tell you, each and every one of you folks that listen to my broadcast and listen to these people that call up, you know I'm right.
You know I'm right.
These goddamn people that call up are fruitier than boxes of fruit loose, for Christ's sake, man.
And I blame education.
I blame these mothers out here that think it's so great to shit out a kid and then leave the father, you know, instead of making it work for better or for worse, you idiots are going out there changing divorces like you're changing dirty, shitty, skid-marked underwear.
And then what really sucks, what really sucks is that this Sunday, we got to buy gifts for everybody who happens to be a mother.
Oh, like that's some goddamn, like that's some achievement of some sort.
You know what I mean?
Like they just got their doctorates in physics or something, and we got to award them with, oh, look, we got to award her.
Thanks, Ma.
Thanks, Ma.
Give me a break.
We're supposed to praise mothers on Mother's Day.
That's what you're supposed to do, you piece of crap.
Don't you understand that?
That is what you're supposed to do.
But no, they want, oh, I want a diamond necklace.
I want a diamond bracelet.
I want this.
I mean, you hear these bimbo news anchors making stupid remarks like, oh, well, every day should be Mother's Day.
I mean, what a bunch of nonsense, man.
What a bunch of garbage.
I mean, you know, you mothers, this Mother's Day, you want kudos for something?
Huh?
You want kudos for something, mothers?
And this goes out to all the mothers that are listening in right now.
You want something for Mother's Day?
I'll give you something.
I'll give you something right now for Mother's Day.
I am going to give you an audio effigy.
An audio effigy of you single-handedly throwing the youth of America into the goddamn wood chipper.
That's what you mothers did by not bringing them up with a father, by sitting over here trying to pussify them, dumping them off on video games and television and all this other nonsense.
I am going to give all the mothers out there, all of you, an audio effigy of you throwing your kids into the wood chipper.
That's what you're doing.
You're throwing your children into wood chippers, and you could give two rats asses.
You could give two rats asses.
As a matter of fact, engineer, throw on that wood chipper.
Throw on that wood chipper, engineer.
That's right.
Throw on the wood chipper.
Let me tell you something right now.
This is you for Mother's Day.
This is what you did to your children.
This is what you did to your children.
All of these all of you mothers.
All right, throw on that wood chipper.
Now throw in the children.
Throw in those children.
That's right.
Your mother did this.
Your mother did this.
That's right.
It's okay.
Thank your mothers.
Thank the baby boomers.
Your parents did this.
There you go.
Your parents did this.
Mother's Day.
All right, shut it off.
Shut it up.
I mean, that's what you mothers did.
You want such kudos for, you know, oh, look at me.
I'm a mother.
I shit it at a kid.
And look at that poor kid that called up asking, oh, Howard Stan's penis.
I mean, he had to admit to me that he had no fatherly influence, and that's why this poor little bastard, you know, has such a fruity ass voice.
And I know that there's people in this chat room saying, oh, you need to get to the next topic, ghost.
You're being a meanie.
You're being mean.
I'm being real.
That's what I'm being ass clowns.
I'm being real, and you know it.
Greece Riots And Mothers Day00:03:59
And I know there's a lot of people out there that don't want to, you know, listen to this stuff.
They don't want to hear it.
You know, they just want to think that, you know, oh, it's okay.
I'm a good mother.
All right?
Yeah, I'm a good mother for Christ's sake.
You know, it doesn't matter that I dump my kid off on a violent video game or a violent movie or an illegal alien child care provider.
It doesn't matter.
It's okay.
All right.
It's all right.
You want to know why?
Because I'm a cougar.
I'm a cougar.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, let me tell you something right now.
If you want to hear a True Capitalist Radio broadcast on Sunday, because let me tell you, if you look back in the archives, every Mother's Day, I do an anti-Mother's Day edition of True Capitalist Radio.
Back then it was True Conservative Radio.
And you look back at the archives, folks, blogtalkradio.com/slash ghost.
All right?
BlogtalkRadio.com slash ghost.
You take a look at the archives.
I have done this about four years in a row.
Four years in a row, the anti-Mother's Day edition of True Capitalist Radio.
And if you want to hear, if you want to hear a show this Sunday, baby, well, then I want to see at least three, 400 people follow me on Twitter.
If not, well, then shove it up your ass.
All right?
646-652-4869 is the number to call here.
We were talking about how London is allowing pro-Osama bin Laden protests around the U.S. Embassy and thinking it's a great day out there in England in Buckingham Palace, for Christ's sake.
So, Jesus Christ.
Anyway, I want to move on to something else.
What I want to talk about is Greece is denying rumors that it may potentially back out of the United or the European Union.
The European Union.
They're thinking about backing out.
And let me tell you something right now.
I mean, would it really hurt the European Union if dumbass Greece was to just get out?
I mean, did you see what Greece did last year because they had to go back to work?
They could no longer retire at 43 and lay on the beach of Athens and get tanned and drink the wines and live some socialist lifestyle.
They couldn't do that anymore.
And now that they have to go back and work, they actually have to have to go back and work for a living, they went out and rioted in the streets.
I covered this last, was it 2009, 2010?
These idiots rioted in the streets.
They were killing people because they had to go back to work.
They had to go back to work.
So all I'm saying is that Greece, even if you are leaving the European Union, I think that you'd be doing the European Union a service by getting the hell out and going in your own little pissing ground country.
You people are sick.
You're stupid.
You're stupid.
And the reason I say that is not because of the Greece's culture, the Greeks is a culture.
As a matter of fact, Greeks have a very rich culture.
As a matter of fact, a little too rich.
As a matter of fact, a little bit of a bisexual rich culture.
But anyway, what I'm saying is that the way they reacted when they had to go back to work and when the government said we cannot no longer pay for this socialist system, you have to go back to work.
You got to do this.
I mean, these idiots, they rioted in the streets, man.
Rioted in the streets, killed people in the streets, Molotov cocktails.
I mean, why don't you do a YouTube search about it?
Do a YouTube search about Greece riots 2010 and take a look for yourself.
It was a disgrace.
So who cares if they leave the EU, all right?
Go eat some baklava, you know?
And go to a gay club.
It's all Greek there anyway.
Chinese Twang And Humanitarian Crisis00:13:04
571, you're on the horn.
Long live mother Russia.
Yeah, you stupid, silly bastard.
Let me get this idiot's phone number real quick.
Hold on, folks.
Hold on, hold on.
Let me try to get this idiot's phone number really quick.
Got it?
Let's call this bastard back.
All right, let's call this bastard back.
And let's see if he is still.
Oh, man, I didn't get his number.
Oh, well.
You lucky bastard.
715, you're on the horn.
Oh, wait a minute.
Screw 715.
Get that idiot out of here.
Hey, we got the welfare recipient himself from 630 that we tore a new asshole yesterday.
What do you want?
Woo!
It's Bowler Thursday, baby!
That it?
That all you got, for Christ's sake?
As a matter of fact, let's call that other number you got back.
Is that your mammy's number?
Is that why you're calling me from 630?
Is that what you're doing?
Here, let's call this idiot back.
In fact, I'm going to give this...
Well, never mind.
Go ahead.
Hello?
Hey, let me talk to your mother.
Are you bad?
You still break yourself.
Let me talk to your mommy.
Let me talk to you.
Why are you so bad?
Let's talk to your mother.
Let me tell you, I am going to call you every day until I talk to a mother, all right?
Every single day I'm calling.
You better change your number because I'm calling you.
You know that, right?
Bro, why are you so bad?
No, no, seriously.
I'm calling your stupid redneck ass.
I want to talk to your stupid toothless mother.
That's what I want to do.
So, do you mind if I call you every single day?
Do you mind if I call your stupid jelly ass every single day?
Are you jelly?
Get it, you hung up.
Let me tell you something right now.
I'm calling this idiot every day.
You know what I mean?
646-6524869 is the number to call here.
Who else we got?
We got 4 America on the line.
4 America, what's going on?
Fuck you.
Yeah, shut up.
Shut it.
Get that idiot out of here.
Hey, we got Florian on the horn.
Florian, you there?
Yeah.
What up?
Oh, hey, ghost.
I'm again with it.
Come on, please.
Come on, get me in the poop.
Please.
All right, we're playing guest the minority on this one.
All right.
What does everybody think?
You know, because you can hear the broken English there.
You know what I mean?
What do you think that is right there?
What do you think that is?
Talk again, Florian.
Talk again.
Hey, ghost, come on, please.
I want to play with your beater pop.
Le Pil Plice, please.
It sounds a little European.
Yeah, it does.
It sounds a little German to me.
I mean, do we have Germans calling up now?
Florian, are you German?
Me?
No.
Well, what are you?
I'm a wizard.
I told you already.
I can do magic, man.
No, don't.
Oh, no, there it is.
It's Mexican.
There it is.
It's Mexican or Asian.
What is it?
Mexican or Asian?
No, no, no, no.
Seriously, is it Mexican or Asian, man?
Be proud.
Don't try to be ethnically ambiguous because you're ashamed of yourself.
Be proud.
What are you?
I'm from China.
You're from China?
Yeah, right.
Yeah.
Yeah, you're from China?
You wouldn't even be able to get this broadcast if you were from China, son.
Nah, that's not true, man.
Brockies, you can use them.
No, that's a bunch of garbage.
First of all, the Chinese government has got me on their list.
They've already told me.
All right, asshole.
All right.
I mean, because I'm pro-Tianmin Square, because I'm pro-Jasmine Revolution, these people do not allow anything related to my content to get through the country.
All right?
No BS.
So don't sit over here and give me this crap that you're calling in from China because you're not.
All right?
Secondly, you sound a little either German.
Jeez, I kind of hear a little bit of a goddamn Chinese twang.
I don't think that you are in China.
Are you just Chinese?
Are you just like a Chinaman?
I have Chinese parents.
But do you know what?
So, yeah, yeah, I kind of figured that you were kind of like Chinese or something.
As a matter of fact, you're not in China, right?
or Canada somewhere, right?
Yes!
You're not living in China, right?
As a matter of fact, I've actually got somebody representing the communist government of China that actually wants to talk to you here.
Mr. Fortune Cookie, are you there, sir?
Can you talk to this person here?
This must be one of your representatives, sir.
Go ahead.
You see, you motherfucker that go out there and leave a communist government of China and you go to America and act like an asshole.
You make us look like a stupid motherfucker.
Do you understand what I say, motherfucker?
You coming here to my the country of an African American and the Chinese people, and you're making us look stupid, motherfucker.
Don't you understand that you need to obey yourself?
Don't you understand that you have to make yourself look up as eggable as a unity, motherfucker?
I don't believe you, motherfuckers, are gonna sit here disrespect Chinese communist government from China.
You out there living in diaspora!
That's what you're doing, motherfucker!
And you sit here, you disrespect Chinese people, I stick a chopstick up your asshole, motherfucker!
I stick against you, knife up your asshole now.
All you motherfuckers out there that talk about the communist government of China and you ask us why we do what we do, I tell you why we do what we do.
We do it for chamin men!
We do it for champion mouth!
That's right!
So all you stupid motherfuckers that continue to talk about the communist government in China, you better stop doing what you're doing, motherfucker.
Because I kick your asshole, and the communist government of China kick your asshole, and we stick a chopstick up your cheesehole, motherfucker.
I got nothing else to say.
I am Mr. Fortune Cookie.
Thank you very much.
All right, get them off and get them off anyway.
Florian, you still there?
Did you hear that communist government official there talking to you?
Did you hear him?
What?
Yeah, did you hear him?
He said that you're living in diaspora and you need to stop acting like a jackass because you're making the Chinese people look like jerk nuts.
That's basically what he said.
And he said if you don't stop doing it, he's going to stick a chopstick, you know, and I'm quoting here.
He's going to stick a chopstick up your asshole.
Motherfucker.
That's what he said.
Exactly like that.
So do you have anything to say, Florian?
Are you just going to continue acting like some no-personality-heavin' jackass that'll never have a woman of the opposite sex whack your wiener?
So you talk about Mao, but do you realize he's been dead for 36 years?
No, no, no, no.
I know that he's been dead, but you heard the Chinese government official.
I mean, they do it for Chairman Mao.
That's what they do.
They kill innocent people at Teneman Square, and they do it for Chairman Mao.
You know, they jail the people that are involved with the Jasmine Revolution.
And let me tell you something.
The people involved with the Jasmine Revolution were just people that stood outside holding jasmine flowers.
And the communist government of China has put these people into gulags and concentration camps.
So, you know, that's why I'm saying, I mean, you know, are you sure you're from China?
Because if you are, you know, you shouldn't be on here.
I am from China.
I represent the communist community.
So you're a communist?
Yes, of course.
What else would China do?
Why are you a communist?
Because I believe that everybody should get money.
Also, the gays.
Yeah, but do you think it's fair that the communist bureaucratic government are billionaires and that are using the Chinese people for below slave labor?
Yeah, but look, the thing is, I want a lot of skankosauruses to produce children.
Yeah, that's what I thought.
Just shut up, all right?
Shut up.
If you were in China, you wouldn't get skankosauruses, you stupid moron.
There's five men to every one woman in China, you moron.
And that's because the Communist government of China has, you know, basically socially engineered the society in that direction.
So, no, you wouldn't be getting any foontang.
On the contrary, you know, you're probably, you know, going up somebody else's cornhole.
646-652-4869 is the number to call.
We were talking about how Greece, according to Greece, they're denying that they are leaving the EU.
But we shall that'll remain to be seen.
You know what I'm saying?
But anyway, I want to talk about Bashar al-Assad and his forces in Syria continuing to rain down on anti-government protesters, which has got to be one of the most disgusting displays of crimes against humanity that's in our time.
And yet we continue to just kind of throw a blind eye to this situation.
The individuals in Syria are just like the individuals in China.
They're causing civil disobedience.
They're out there protesting the despotic regime of Bashar al-Assad, and they're getting killed.
Another 30 people.
It just seems like a habitual thing.
Every day I talk about more and more people dying in Syria.
Once again, another 30 people dead in Syria.
Unbelievable, for Christ's sake.
You're talking about a humanitarian situation.
Good God.
And is anybody giving a crap?
No, you know where we're at.
We're in Libya.
Oh, Libya.
The same country where these rebels are pissing and moaning that we're not doing enough for them to win their own goddamn revolution.
I mean, what a bunch of disgusting crap.
Anyway, 646-652-4869 is the number to call here.
I want to hear from you.
We got Bashar al-Assad killing more and more of his own people because he refuses to step down from power.
And of course, the United Nations, NATO, and all these bureaucratic international institutions that are supposed to be keeping the peace are doing absolutely nothing.
Nothing.
What is Ban Kai Moon doing?
Ban Kai Moon said, oh, you have to please stop killing the people.
Give me a break.
Give me a goddamn break.
It makes me sick to my stomach.
Yeah, Jesus Christ.
Anyway, I'm going to take a couple more callers here, folks.
I'm getting a little jaded here.
As a matter of fact, you know, this Johnny Walker blue is just not hitting me up fast enough.
I need to chug some beers, is what I need to do.
What I'm going to do is I'm going to take a couple of more calls.
Sirius Radio Twitter Outrage00:07:39
And if you ask clowns happen to be prank calling me, I'm going to put on, you know, just give her a bone.
All right?
All right, 337, you're on the horn.
Go.
What up?
I'm kind of puzzled.
I don't know how a bigoted regna such as yourself doesn't have a syndicated radio show such as Howard Stern.
What?
Are you representing Howard Stern or something?
Because I've had a lot of idiots call me up representing the Howard Stern or emailing me out representing the Howard Stern show, wanting me to call into that stupid pissing ground of a program.
Look, Howard, Baba Booe, and all you idiots, I'm not going to call you idiots.
All right?
All right, look, Sirius Radio gave you assholes way too much money.
You're not coming through.
That's why they're not paying you, Howard.
All right?
That's why you have to go out and sue Sirius Radio because you didn't come through on the subscribers that your little demographic was supposed to bring in there, Howard.
You know what happened, buddy?
What happened?
You suck.
That's what happened.
You suck.
All right?
You suck.
And you want to talk about me being a racist?
I'm not a racist, for Christ's sake.
You understand?
I'm a melting pot of friendship.
All right?
I mean, Howard Stern's a freaking racist.
All right?
And the only reason he can claim he's not a racist is because he's got that self-loathing black woman, you know, what the hell's her name?
Robin Kweef, you know, sitting there next to him, laughing at all these racial jokes that are blatantly racist.
Not only that, I mean, you want to talk about racism, Beetlejuice, that stupid, half-a-tard character that he brings in and makes a jackass of.
You know, you're talking about racism and hatred towards tards.
You know, you want to talk about that one guy he calls king of all blacks.
King of all blacks is what he calls one of these characters.
I mean, you know, give me a break.
And I'm the bad guy.
You know, I'm the racist, right?
I'm the racist.
Give me a break.
646-652-4869.
I'm not a racist.
I'm a melting pot of friendship, damn it.
I'm a melting pot of friendship, you assholes.
And for you to sit here and make this assumption that I am a racist is just disgusting.
All right?
It's just utterly disgusting.
And Howard Stern, you prostate-infected wimbag, your days are numbered.
Your days are numbered.
As a matter of fact, all the listeners that are listening out there, why don't you tweet him right now?
Why don't you Twitter his old prostate-infected ass right now?
Because I know he's at home.
I know he's not doing nothing.
I know he's not tagging that 20-something-year-old Bimbo because, what, he's 60-something years old, man.
I mean, you know, at best, he can get it up once a week with Viagra-induced erection, with a fake erection.
So I know he's just sitting there.
Why don't you tweet his ass?
All right, what's his Twitter account?
What's his Twitter account?
I'm going to tweet him now, too.
Anyone know what Howard Stern's Twitter account is?
Huh?
Anybody know what Howard Stern's Twitter account is?
I'm tweeting his ass right now.
Where's my Twitter account?
I'm tweeting his ass right now, and I'm calling him out.
I'm calling his ass out.
What's his Twitter name?
Anybody know what the hell Howard Stern's Twitter name is?
Here it is.
Howard Stern right there.
Let me go ahead and tweet that bastard.
I'm going to tweet him right now.
Right to hell right now.
I'm tweeting him.
And let me tell you something.
Everybody that's listening right now should tweet his ass to and tell him that, hey, this is what you should tweet him because I'm about to tweet him right now.
You should tell him, hey, Ghost is about to take you off the air, you scumbag.
You're old.
Nobody wants to listen to you.
You're unoriginal.
Even with joke writers and comedians sitting there next to you, you still bore the balls off of anybody looking for any kind of entertainment whatsoever.
All right?
Anytime.
Any kind.
Let me tell you, where's the Twitter?
Where's a Twitter account?
Let's put Howard Stern's ass.
I'm going to tweet him right now.
I'm going to put, your days are numbered, boy.
You're old.
Get off the air.
You're old.
Get off the air.
Time for somebody with talent, you piece of crap.
Boom, right there.
And I'm sending it right there.
Yes.
There it is right there, Howard Stern, you stupid moron.
All right?
And let me tell you something.
Everybody that's listening to me throughout the world, all right?
Everybody who's listening to me throughout the world, tweet this idiot and say, your days are numbered.
We don't want you on the radio anymore, Howard.
You're a loser.
All right?
You're old.
I mean, you know, what makes me sick is that this guy's a 60-year-old piece of garbage.
All right?
He's a 60-year-old piece of garbage.
And this guy has the audacity to still act like he's some cool cat or something, you know?
Like he's some cool guy, you know?
Like he's some, you know, badass.
Like, hey, look at me.
I'm 60 years old.
I'm getting tail like, you know, twice a day.
You know, I'm getting fluffed up in the bathroom during breaks.
This guy gets nothing.
Nothing.
You know?
It makes me sick in my stomach to sit here and listen to some old prostate-infected wimbag, you know, get all this goddamn props, for Christ's sake.
I mean, all these people that call me out, I don't even think about Howard Turns Venus.
What do you think about Howard Turns Venus?
He can't get it up, asshole.
All right, he can't get it up.
He's a 60-year-old prostate-infected wimbag.
He can't get it up.
So, everybody, please, all right, retweet.
All right?
Everybody, retweet what I Twitter right there and let everybody know that I'm calling out Howard Stern.
I'm calling his ass out.
His days are numbered.
And let me tell you something else.
We should be writing in Sirius Radio.
We should be calling and emailing Sirius Radio and hey, Sirius Radio.
If you're listening, you lost in this investment in Howard Stern.
Why don't you cut your losses and get him the hell out of there, you stupid morons?
Anyway, 646-652-4869 is the number to call.
I want to hear from you.
All right?
I want to hear from you.
All right?
As a matter of fact, add me on your following on Twitter.
Ghost Politics is the name to follow.
Let's take some calls.
Gladys, what's going on, Gladys?
Yeah, you're taking too long, you slut.
1579, what's going on?
Yeah, you're taking too long, too, you idiot.
How about Digital Gladiator?
Yeah, you stupid bastard.
How about Mr. Herrick?
Hey, ghost, can I play with your Peter Papa, please?
Come on, I mean.
Here we go with this guy again.
I mean, aren't you the same Chinese guy that just called in?
Miller High Life Remix00:09:55
I am not Chinese.
I am a wizard.
Keep talking.
I'm talking.
I tell you, these poor Asians, man, they just have no personality, man.
I'm surprised when they can score their own Asian chicks.
You know what I'm saying?
I really am.
I mean, these Asian guys, I mean, the last cool Asian guy was Bruce Lee, and they can't even rip that guy off, you know?
They can't even rip off Bruce Lee.
You know what I mean?
I mean, they can't even be like, you know what?
I'm going to rip off Bruce Lee.
And what I'm going to do is I'm going to get a whole group of boards.
I'm going to hit them in front of some bimbo, you know, hit them, and then be like, boards, don't hit back.
I know how to use the art of fighting without fighting.
Matter of fact, I folks, I'm going to take a break here.
I'm going to take a break.
It's Baller Friday, folks.
Baller Friday.
And I hope that everybody, you know, is balling hard and stacking their chips and flipping their chips.
And as a matter of fact, I'm gonna put on a song for all the capitalists that are listening in right now.
All right.
I am going to put on all a song for the capitalists, all right?
That are flipping their chips and that are celebrating Baller Friday, baby.
Baller Friday.
All right.
Hey, engineer, put it on, baby.
Put it on, engineer.
I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a I got a big chain, big name.
Black watch, Blue Rain.
In my concerts, we 50 deep like Wu-Tang.
Rocks out with hella screen.
Lottum grill yellow rain.
Little nil, little meal.
Breaking down with my team.
Every nigga's got a beam.
Every nigga's got a scheme.
Cause every empire got a star with a dream.
We making green, puffin' green, drinking lean.
No more trip.
I like it.
Life my chips, flip up my chips.
Flip my chips.
Let up my chips.
Flip my tip, flip my tip, flip my tip.
I'm a bottle.
I'm a ball.
I'm in the Cadillac Voodoo on Chrome Spokes.
In Greensville, I'm going up.
Let's take a coast.
Been working hard and voting big for quite a while.
I'm getting money, adding dollars to my pack of slime.
The second paper from Texas is South Carolina.
I go and get it, no excuses.
I am a grinder.
From South Hard to where the feet, we breaking bread.
From Hidden Head to Charleston, back to Homestead.
A real hunt for sick bodies when they come to paper.
Pulling cake and getting cashed up, avoiding hater.
Charlemagne hold me down when I'm a South Cat.
Four cars back to back, they all black on black.
I'm with Trapstar in Houston on the southwest.
I'll catch this in Columbia out on a paper quest.
We go and get it to best, so yeah, our pockets blessed.
It's all the way to see
I'm a Glover G, watch, Clover G, shirt.
Lucky night, liquor, Clover Girl, shirt.
Max can't load it.
I stay focused.
I'm worldwide, y'all niggas loaded.
Flats on my wall, revs on my car.
Louis 3, all in my bar.
I got loose.
Oh, six cool freaks.
Button, the roof went.
You know the fluff go fathom every time.
I like money, so I stay on the grind.
I'm doing fine.
I took a break.
No, I died.
I flip my chips.
I'm doing fine.
I took this break now.
I'm a baller I'm a baller Cause I'm a baller My money You can't match it up.
You're listening to Ghost on True Capitalist Radio.
True Capitalist Radio.
All right, man.
That was a little bit of a remix.
That was a little bit of a remix of Flip My Chips by Lil Flip, featuring a little bit of pow wow, some Houston, Texas-based rappers, baby.
Let me tell you something right now.
That should go to show all of you that I am not a racist, all right?
I mean, I was buying albums on the street corners of Houston from these black kids like Mike Jones and Lil Flip and all these guys before you idiots even gave two rats' asses about their rap.
You understand?
Seriously.
I mean, before you even gave a crap about their rap, I was out here buying their shit, man.
I was buying them on the street corner for about $10 a pop.
You know?
I mean, how is that racist?
You know, I'm a melting pot of friendship.
I embrace everybody, you know?
Anyway, let me go ahead and take a drink of this Miller High Life.
Now, for all the folks that have been keeping track with me for a long time, during Black History Month, they actually put up a black model, a black beer model on the cans of tall boys, which are what the Mexicans like to call out here in Texas Wetas.
Yeah, huetas.
They call it wetas.
But they actually put a black woman on the can.
Prior to that, they had some white-headed blonde bimbo.
That's why the Mexicans called it Wetas.
Well, recently, they've been putting some ethnically ambiguous bimbo on the cans, and you don't even know what the hell, you know, whether it's a Puerto Rican, a Filipino, you know, you don't even know what the hell it is.
And, you know, now that I've been talking so much about the models being on the cans, now Miller High Life has, they decided, you know what, let's not put any model on the can.
You know, they've been listening to the True Capitalist Radio broadcast, baby.
I mean, let me tell you something right now.
They have put, there's no model on the can anymore.
No, no model.
So, anybody, anyway, we're back to the old classic high life here.
And the reason I'm drinking high life, I know it tastes like Kentucky Fried Chicken Piss, and it's not the greatest beer in the world to be drinking.
But the reason I drink it, once again, it reminds me of my old man, you know, my father.
You know, he was a hard-working SOB, worked 10 hours a day, worked his ass off to take care of his family.
He'd come home, have a few beers, and these are the beers that he used to drink, man.
He used to drink Miller High Life.
He'd come home, drink some Miller High Life's.
And let me tell you, Lil Ghost, 13, 12 years old, we would actually, or I would actually wait till my old man went to sleep.
He didn't go to sleep.
He wouldn't just fall asleep from being tired.
He passed out.
He didn't have the ability just to regularly go to sleep.
He just passed out.
So Lil Ghost over here would take a couple of these cans that he had just sitting around him.
And they weren't open.
So I'd crack open one of these cans of Miller High Life like I'm about to do right now.
Crack open one of those cans of Miller High Life.
And I remember, man, about 12, 13 years old, taking a swig of it.
You know, just taking a swig.
And I remember when I was a kid, I was like, I mean, it was sick.
You know, I couldn't believe that people were actually drinking this stuff.
Now, it's one of my favorite beers.
It's one of my favorite domestic beers, Miller High Life.
Cheers To Baller Friday00:15:56
And I want to say cheers to everybody out there for Baller Friday.
Cheers.
I'm chugging beers.
I want to start seeing everybody chant chug, chug, chug, because it's Baller Friday.
I'm going to start chugging right now.
Here we go.
Ready?
Three, two, one.
We're chugging.
Woo!
Oh, my God.
Oh, man, we're almost done with that.
What is it, 16-ouncers here?
We got ourselves some 16-ouncers here, baby.
Oh, man.
Let's take some callers, shall we?
We were talking about how Syria was killing their own people, another 30 Syrians killed today by troops loyal to Bashar al-Assad.
But we're going to talk about something else.
We are now in the third hour, the third and finer hour of Baller Friday here on the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
And before we get into anything else, I'd like for everybody to please retweet the broadcast.
All right?
Go to the social networks, the forums, the blogs, and let everybody know that we're in affected in the house.
All right?
Spread it around like wildfire for Christ's sake, man.
This whole show is dedicated on word-of-mouth advertising.
I mean, we're not out here putting money into Google AdSense words or whatever.
We're not putting money into that crap.
As a matter of fact, the only reason that this show is as popular as it is is purely digital organic popularity.
All right?
So please spread it around like wildfire.
I want to hear from you.
646-652-4869.
I want to talk about U.S. drone attacks killed 10 militants or so-called militants in Pakistan today.
Yeah, we're still actually killing militants.
And of course, the Pakistani people and the Pakistani government aren't too happy about it.
They're a little pissed off that we're still conducting military operations in their country, and they feel that it's a slap in their face in their sovereignty.
But, you know, if you want my personal opinion, I don't care.
All right?
You were housing bin Laden in the middle of goddamn the ISI central zone there, and you're going to have the audacity to sit over here and say, oh, well, we didn't know.
You shove it up, your ass.
You knew and you know it.
You knew and you know it for Christ's sake.
And now you're paying, we reported this yesterday, are actually paying lobbyists, folks.
They're paying lobbyists to put a better face on Pakistan as it relates to this bin Laden capture, actually this bin Laden killing inside their borders.
So anyway, I want to hear from you.
I think we actually got Goofy Bone just in our bone.
We actually got Goofy Bone on the horn.
What's going on, Goofy Bones?
Good to hear from you.
Hey, Ghost, can you hear me?
I'm live at the bar right now.
You're at the bar?
What bar are you at?
I'm at Richie Orange in downtown San Jose.
Yeah, you know, I actually read some reports out of San Jose that there were some major riots y there yesterday during the or not riots, but bar brawls out there in San Jose for Cinco de Mayo.
Are you okay?
You didn't get wrapped up in that, did you?
Oh, no, ghost.
My date stupid bimbo ran a red light and got a DUI last night.
I had to walk home from yesterday.
Oh, are you?
No way.
Are you kidding me?
I'm dead serious, ghost.
I was so pissed off last night.
I didn't even know what to do, so I just walked home, went to the nearest 7-Eleven, got a 12-pack, and just enjoyed my day.
You know what I mean, Ghost?
Yeah, I hear you, man.
I hear you.
I can't believe they actually got a DUI on the chick that you're with.
I mean, was she swerving?
I mean, did she have, like, a car with some rims on it or something?
No, she wasn't that drunk, but the stupid bimbo told the cop that she had a couple.
You don't tell a cop.
You don't have to tell the cop anything.
Exactly.
But the bimbo told him, so now, fucking, well, she's out of jail now.
She called me, but I mean, yesterday I felt so embarrassed, ghost.
I'm here I am going to go on a date with her.
And next thing you know, we get pulled over.
I think it's because of me.
They pull me out and they do the little test to her, put her in the corner, and say, hey, you got to walk home tonight.
Why do you think they pulled her over because of the way you looked?
You know, because you look a little bit more.
She ran a red light yesterday.
It was her fault.
Oh, man.
I hate when that happens.
You notice how law enforcement, they're always fighting crime whenever they're pulling somebody over, and yet the people that are actually committing murders, the people that are actually committing burglaries, they're there after the crime has already been done.
I mean, it's stupid.
It's so stupid, Ghost.
But I just wanted to say cheers.
I got me a picture of Pat's blue ribbon.
So I want to say cheers to you and Happy Baller Friday and Ghost San Jose Sharks today, Ghost.
All right, man.
Hey, hey, cheers to you out there.
Have a good time at that bar.
And how's the meat market out there?
I mean, is it a sausage fest or do you got some poon out there that you might give her a bounce?
Yeah, over here, you get half and half.
So it's like, if you're good, you're going to go home with something good.
If you're bad, you're going to be like Tyrone and take the last meal of the night, if you know what I'm talking about, Ghost.
Happy Bowling.
Oh, that's good, man.
And cheers.
Happy Baller Friday, Goofy Bone, man.
Drive safe, man.
Drive safe.
Oh, I will, Ghost.
I ain't even chancing it.
They got roadblocks down the street over here.
And I ain't that stupid.
Hell no.
Oh, man.
Are you kidding me?
Roadblocks, for Christ's sake?
I mean, geez.
Single demaya weekend is the perfect weekend to get drunk and get caught for a DUI.
Guaranteed, San Jose, you come here and Singapore to Mile weekend, you're going to get pulled over.
Don't even bother.
Designate driver, people.
Unbelievable, man.
Anyway, stay safe there, Goofy Bone.
Thanks for calling up, man.
All right, ghost.
Much love.
Happy Baller Friday.
All right, man.
You take it easy.
And thanks for calling again.
That was Goofy Bone, folks.
An avid listener, an avid caller, and also a member of the Capitalist Army.
And, of course, if you want to be a member of the Capitalist Army, the only social network for true capitalists, well, by God, what are you doing?
Go to the website right now and fill out the application and let us know why you're a capitalist here.
www.capitalistarmy.com.
Join now for Christ's sake.
All right, there it is right there on the chat room.
Join now.
I want to hear from you.
All right?
I want to see more capitalists congregate on this website so we can exchange ideas and spread the capitalist word.
That's what I want.
Anyway, we were talking about U.S. drone attacks killing 10 m militants in Pakistan today, which, you know, we're continuing this fourth war here.
But I want to talk about what everybody, I'm sure, wants to talk about is Anonymous.
Anonymous, according to CNET, and their investigative reporting on this subject matter, CNET is claiming that Anonymous is planning an entire Sony network attack this weekend.
An entire Sony attack on the Sony network this weekend.
And, you know, Anonymous just continues to kind of, you know, half-assed deny what's going on.
And if there is any kind of hack attack this weekend on Sony, you better believe.
You better believe that there's going to be some roundups of some of these anonymous members, whether they have something to do with it or not.
And I want to hear from you.
I mean, what do you think about this?
All right, 6466524869 is the number to call.
Let's take some more callers.
We got Nikki.
Nikki, are you there?
Man, you're taking too long.
818, you there?
Oh, Ghost, I just want to.
Shut up.
908, you're on the air.
Hey, Ghost.
Apparently, the rest of my generation doesn't know what communism is.
Do you mind if I go redeem them and actually?
Pretty much, it was a system developed by Karl Marx, whereas there would be one set class.
Stop reading it off Wikipedia, you stupid sack of shit.
All right?
I'm sick and tired of you dumb kids that think that you're so smart because, oh, look, I found it on Wikipedia.
Oh, yeah.
Let me show Ghost how smart I am that I can read something off the internet.
Oh, yeah, it was developed by Claude Marx.
Shut up.
You know you don't talk that way.
You could barely sputter out the sentence fragment when I called on you, for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ, why don't you give me communism in your own words?
How about that?
How about give me communism in your own words?
Well, you're just a fat racist, so you know why.
Oh, he can't do it.
He can't do it.
You want to know why he can't do it?
Because he's a loser.
All right.
And this is what's unfortunate about our country.
This is what's unfortunate about America.
We've got a lot of losers walking around out here, and they actually believe that they're entitled to something when they're entitled to nothing.
You know, absolutely nothing.
So, 908, once again, your own words.
What's communism?
And don't evade the question.
You brought it up, you milky-looking piece of nipple-clamp-lugging, fruity-ass-sounding piece of garbage.
What's communism?
Come on, 90-way.
Why don't you tell me what communism is?
Yeah, that's what I thought.
That's what I thought.
Right when I called you out for an imbecilic read-off of what you thought was communism, now you're like, you know, I'm not talking.
I'm not going to talk because I don't know shit from Shinola.
Yeah, I'm not talking.
No, I'm not talking.
Jesus Christ.
But this is America.
I'm not making this stuff up, folks.
I'm not making this garbage up, man.
I'm not.
It's just the way it is.
All right?
I mean, this is how these people are.
They're stupid.
They're ignorant.
They're dumb.
They're moronic.
It's pathetic.
It really is.
Anyway, you know what?
I want to call that fruity bastard back.
I want to call that fruity bastard back because he's sitting over here saying, I'll tell you what it is.
And then when I call him out for reading, he's like, oh, me an evasive, little stupid, fruity bastard like I am in school.
I'm going to do what I do with the teachers.
That's what I'm going to do, and just be some evasive, little, stupid, little fruity jerk ass.
That's what I'll do.
Please enjoy the music while your party is reached.
What the hell is this?
What the hell kind of ringtone was that?
What the hell kind of ringtone was that?
You're sitting over here calling me a derogatory name as it relates to homophobia, and you have a ringtone like that?
I mean, what a poser, for heaven's sake, what a poser, man.
This sounds like some stupid rich kid, you know, trying to sound like he's Mr. Almighty over here.
Why don't we talk to your rich daddy Duke, huh?
Oh, Duke, we want to talk to you, Duke.
We want to talk to you about your stupid-ass dumb kid, for Christ's sake.
Here, let's hear that ringtone again, shall we?
Please enjoy the music while your party is reached.
This is disgusting.
Oh, yeah.
The Duke.
Or what?
Let me tell you, that's another one I'm adding.
908-625.
That's another one I'm adding here, man.
912-908.
I'm telling you, I'm adding so many numbers to the list.
It's disgusting.
It's unbelievable.
Now, look, I don't mind if you call up and are funny about the prank call.
I don't mind.
I really don't.
But if you're just going to be some no-personality-heaven jerk that's just a waste of human life, I'm going to keep calling you until you get into some kind of trouble.
You know?
Seriously.
I'm not joking, man, because you people are stupid.
Anyway, that's horrific, man.
I cannot believe that you're going to sit over here with a fruity-ass little ringtone like that and then talk trash.
Please enjoy the music while your party is reached.
Care to talk, aren't you, boy?
You're a little scared?
that's just that's just horrible Let me tell you something right now.
This person's mother and father should be severely beaten in the head with an acme brick, in my personal opinion.
You know what I'm saying?
But you see, this is why I'm telling you, this is the kind of crap we're producing out here.
You know, that's why I'm kind of against what's happening here in Texas by forcing these kids and forcing these people that are getting abortions to view their womb with a sonogram.
I think that we need more abortions.
To be honest with you, we need more abortions.
And we need these cops to stop worrying about seatbelt laws.
We need to for them to stop worrying about safety helmets for idiots on motorcycles.
We need to stop all this crap.
I mean, we're saving entirely too many losers in this country.
And just listening to this show for a couple of hours will prove to you how many losers there are out here in America.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, this is entirely too many idiots out here.
Way entirely too many morons.
And it's sad.
And what's really upsetting is that these people have no shame whatsoever.
You know, right now they're living with Mammy, calling me up, you know, trying to think that they're funny.
In about 10 years, they'll be like the tech guy.
You know?
Anyway, let me take another call.
219, you're on the horn.
Hi, Ghost.
I have a question.
Go for it.
I was just wondering, do you feel the same about Father's Day, the way you feel about Mother's Day?
Well, yeah, I think that Father's Day is just a ridiculous dumbass day as Mother's Day.
Slut Walk Protest Controversy00:14:54
The only difference is that the mothers, women in general, have the power to allow a man to penetrate their vulva.
And if they are unwillingly penetrated, well, they can charge the man with rape.
So by that very logic, the woman should bear all the responsibility when it comes to, you know, either having a child or, you know, getting impregnated or allowing somebody to just allow them to penetrate themselves.
No big deal.
I mean, that's what I'm saying.
I mean, I think that there's deadbeat dads, sure, and I think that there should be dissectomies for deadbeat dads and that sort of thing.
But, I mean, let's be honest.
I mean, you know, the women, the women have the power.
I mean, they're the ones that allow themselves to be penetrated by a man.
If they're penetrated unwillingly, it's rape.
So why is it the man's fault that some bimbo allowed some idiot to penetrate them and out comes a baby?
I just don't get it.
Why can't the woman bear responsibility for that?
Maybe, just maybe, if the woman beared responsibility for that, we wouldn't have the kind of youth problems that we have today.
I mean, that's my criticism.
Are you there?
Oh, well, you hung up.
Don't hang up.
Come on.
I want to hear your opinion.
You sit over here talking about how I'm a bad guy because I'm talking against Mother's Day.
You know, I don't give a crap about Mother's Day.
I mean, shove Mother's Day up your clogged up uterus pipes, mothers.
It's not a big deal.
It's not a big deal to become a mother.
All you have to do is hop on something that looks good in a leather jacket, screw it without any protection, and make sure that you get ejaculated inside of yourself and out comes a kid nine months later.
I mean, there should be no, you know, oh, she's a mother and oh, everything's so great and all motherhood.
I mean, it's no big deal to become a mother, folks.
I mean, we have trivialized life.
As a matter of fact, let me go ahead and go into that next subject matter, as a matter of fact.
Let me go ahead and take, let's just go ahead and go into that another subject matter.
I'm going to talk about what's happening in Boston and what's being planned all across the country.
And I'm talking about slut walks.
Yeah.
Yeah, there is an actual slut walk that is being taking place today in Boston of women that are actually going out in the streets and marching in scantily clad, showing their ass cheeks, showing their tit cleavage, walking around like hookers in response to everybody's opposition towards them being sluts.
You know?
I mean, I kid you not.
I mean, you know, women are going out wanting to be slut bags.
They want to become some philanderous whore.
And people are like, and we're against this.
Why?
I'll tell you why we're against this because they're not sluts in the traditional sense.
They're not sluts going out here, you know, hopping around from penis to penis to penis for no reason.
No, they're utilizing sexuality.
They're utilizing scantily clad outfits to get paid.
To get paid.
And they're utilizing this whole slut walk as some kind of an outlet to amplify their power.
Yeah.
As a matter of fact, let me quote one of the bitch organizers that actually organized this slut walk.
I can't get enough.
This is the actual name of this.
I'm not saying slut walk in a derogatory manner.
This is what they're calling this.
All right?
I mean, I did you know, this is what they're calling this crap.
Anyway, some organizer named C.O. Bond Connors, 20 years old.
Of course, this is some 20-year-old slut.
All right?
An organizer out of Boston said that the event is in protest.
The event is in protest of a culture that we think is too permissive when it comes to rape and assault.
It brings awareness to the shame and degradation women still face for expressing their sexuality.
Yeah, it brings awareness to the shame and degradation that women still face for expressing their sexuality.
Are you kidding me?
I mean, this is just a disgrace.
I mean, you know, let me tell you something.
Anybody participating in this slut walk, you're a filthy whore.
You're a filthy, disgusting whore, and you should be treated like a filthy, disgusting whore.
All right?
I mean, you should get no kudos.
I mean, look, any woman can go out and flash tits, bimbo, all right?
Any woman can go out and flash ass, bimbo.
All right?
I mean, there should be no reason why you should get any kudos for doing what every other woman can do if they want to be some sexually promiscuous slut hole.
I mean, do you understand what I'm saying?
I mean, it makes me sick to my stomach that these women can come out here and call their little stupid little walk, their little protest, a slut walk, and they actually want respect.
I mean, did you hear this slut?
She wants respect for being a dirty slut.
She wants respect for being a filthy, disgusting cheesehole.
But this is America, right?
Oh, everything's okay.
Don't worry about it, right?
It's going to be all right.
The slut walk is actually promoting the sexuality of women, huh?
Yes, the slut walk is promoting the sexuality of women, for Christ's sake.
Oh, God, what a disgrace.
You know what the slut walk represents, folks?
It represents the subliminal prostitution that is taking place here in America today.
The subliminal prostitution.
You notice that these women are not, you know, going out and dressing like slutty bimbos for no reason.
No, They're going out and dressing like slutty whorebags so that they can get paid.
They can get paid.
They can go out and get somebody to pay their rent.
They can go out and get somebody to pay their car payment.
They can go out and get somebody to pay their goddamn clothing shopping bill for Christ's sake.
And it's a disgrace.
And then they have the audacity to protest in a so-called slut walk and they want respect.
Screw you.
All you bitches out there in the slut walk deserve a backhand.
You know what I'm saying?
You deserve a backhand back into reality for being scantily clad sluts.
You know?
I mean, seriously, if you're one of these women that's partaking in this slut walk, I want you to give me a call right now and justify why it's okay for you to be a filthy, disgusting disease hole.
All right?
I mean, because let's be honest.
I mean, if you're some promiscuous whorebag, and I mean, you're having about, I don't even know how many, I don't even know how many schwong heads are up in their uterus cavity.
But you can only imagine.
I mean, there's a disease hole here.
You know what I'm saying?
And they're proud of this.
They're proud.
Oh, I'm a slutt and I'm proud.
I'm a slutt and I'm proud.
It's a disgrace.
And let me tell you, you know who hurts out of all this?
You know who's the one that actually is in disadvantage?
You know?
You know who's doing it?
I'll tell you who's the disadvantage of this.
Women that aren't out here showing tits.
They're at a disadvantage.
Women that aren't showing ass.
Those are the women that are a disadvantage.
Women that aren't blessed with these bodies that are being sold on television.
Those are the women that are in disadvantage.
The women that aren't blessed with beautiful looks in the face.
Those are the women that are disadvantaged.
And what makes me sick is that the women that are disadvantaged are not superseding what's happening here in America.
I mean, I think that women that aren't following in line with this slut walk for these women that aren't in line with this slut fest that's happening out here in America.
If you see some bitch scantily clad, why don't you spit on that whore?
All right?
I mean, if she's showing tits and ass and, you know, I mean, why don't you spit on that bitch?
All right?
I mean, you know, the women are the only ones that are going to be able to change this phenomenon of women being filthy whores.
You know what I mean?
I'm serious.
Spit on these bimbos.
You know, call them the filthy whores that they are because that's what they are.
That is what they are.
And let me tell you something.
I respect all women that are out there that are above showing their tits and ass.
All right?
Much props because you women realize it's about respecting yourself and not being some piece of meat because that's what women are.
They're just like some meat roll that squeezes out some ejaculation from another man's penis.
I mean, that's what they've come down to.
That's their job.
There's no type of romance.
There's no type of love.
There's no type of connection.
There's no type of teamwork.
Nothing.
It's just here.
Here's my tits.
Here's my ass.
And you're just supposed to respect me for it.
You're just supposed to respect me.
Bull crap.
All right?
Bull crap.
And let me tell you something right now.
I know that there's a lot of people out here that are upset.
They're upset that, oh, why are you talking that way about filthy whores, ghost?
Because there's enough filthy whores out here.
Remember when filthy whores used to be a minority?
They used to be like something that only guys that couldn't score with anything kind of hooked up with because they couldn't score with anything.
You know what I mean?
But now they're the majority of women, it seems like.
You know what I mean?
I mean, look at what's happening on MTV.
Look at all the garbage that's being pushed forth in our faces.
You know?
And all I'm saying is, is that women need to realize that they're more than just some useless piece of meat that's a sexual playground for men or women.
You understand?
I mean, that's what I'm saying.
And I'm just saying, man, I mean, you know, if you're going to show tits, you're going to show ash, if you're going to be somebody who's a scantily clad woman, if you're going to be selling sexuality, well, then don't be offended when a man like myself or a woman that thinks like myself calls you a disgusting, filthy, despicable whore.
All right.
Anyway, 646-6524869 is the number to call.
I want to hear from you.
What do you think about this slut walk?
Huh?
Are you happy about this?
I know you've got a slut walk going on out there in Boston.
A fucking slut walk.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, bro, are you there?
You need to turn down the bass in that, you stupid piece of crap.
Wheatley, are you there?
What's up?
Come on, man.
Man, these idiots waited for an hour and a half to play that.
You're talking about guys that aren't getting laid.
I mean, you're waiting on a phone an hour and a half just so you can play some music.
Unbelievable.
We got 404.
You're on the horn.
Yeah, ghost.
Yeah.
I was just calling to remind you that you left your panties at my house.
Yeah, no, no.
You stupid son of a bitch.
I mean, you know, how original is that, man?
I just wanted to call you, let you know, you own your panties in my house.
I mean, go to jokes.com and rip off a fucking comeback.
Jesus Christ, you unoriginal pricks.
You people are unoriginal pricks, man.
I mean, the unoriginal, the unoriginality of what's going on here really makes me sick.
It really does.
I mean, this is just horrible.
I mean, it burns a hole in my stomach, the unoriginality that is just rampant around this country.
You know, the unoriginality.
It's disgraceful.
Let me tell you something.
Who else we got?
We got Miss Cleo.
What's going on, Miss Cleo?
Hi, dear.
How are you?
Here we go with a soundboard again.
How are you doing?
Ha ha ha, father.
You stupid idiot.
Why don't you learn how to work a soundboard?
Maybe I believe it.
386, you're on the horn.
Hey.
What?
About this slut walk.
I call it a scandal, man, walking around fucking Boston and shit and going on Canada.
What?
Hello?
What did you say again?
Can you speak louder?
Yeah.
This whole entire slut walk, man, it's like desensitization, man.
I agree.
I mean, it's desensitization in its fullest extent, for Christ's sake.
I mean, look at these bimbos.
I mean, they have no problem participating in something called a slut walk.
A slut walk.
Filthy sluts.
You know, they have no problem with saying this.
And then, you know, you have some bitch name.
What the hell is her name again?
What the hell is this whore's name?
Sayobon Connors of Lynn, Massachusetts.
This 20-year-old slut sitting over here saying, oh, you know, it brings awareness to the shame and degradation that women face for expressing their sexuality.
That's what it does.
I mean, Jesus Christ, where is this bitch's father?
That's what I'd like to call.
I'd like to call this bitch's father, Siobon Connors in Massachusetts, and just ask the father, what do you think about your horror, the filthy, disgusting disease hole of a daughter going out there participating in a slut walk?
Calling Boston Fathers Out00:15:14
You know?
I mean, what do you think about that?
Is that what you thought about when you were thinking about daddy's little girl?
Huh?
Oh, I bet you it was, wasn't it, uh?
Oh, yeah, there there it is out there in uh daddy's little girl.
You know what?
I'm gonna call somebody in Boston.
That's a good idea.
Somebody give me Boston's area code.
We're gonna call somebody in Boston right now.
We're calling people in Boston.
Somebody give me Boston's area code.
We're calling Boston right now.
I'm not taking this.
I mean, this can't just go on for no reason.
213 is not Boston's area code, you milky-licking piece of crap.
As a matter of fact, for trying to be an ass clown, you're getting kicked out of here.
All right?
Get him out.
GET THESE IDIOTS OUT!
All right.
We'll go ahead and do that.
All right.
We'll go ahead.
Supposedly, this is a Boston bar.
Call these bastards because I want to know what the hell's going on.
I'm getting to the bottom of this, sorry.
That's what I'm doing.
I'm getting to the bottom of it.
All right?
Let's call these.
Call these idiots in Boston, see what the hell's going on out there.
Bell in hand, this is Paul.
Yes, sir.
I'm Mr. Forten with Associated News, sir.
Are you happening to be part of the slut walk that's happening out there in Boston?
Do you happen to be in the vicinity of the slut walk that's happening in Boston?
There's a.
Hey!
Come on, what the hell, man?
I'm trying to get a goddamn, I'm trying to get a.
Can somebody give you that number again?
What was that number?
What was that goddamn number again?
All right.
Juices on 2098.
All right, we're calling this idiot back.
Fell and here, Mrs. Anna, how may I help you?
Yes, ma'am.
I was just rudely hung up on by some gentleman out there.
I was trying to ask, you know, what the specials are today, and you called me.
I'm sorry, I can't hear you.
You're going to have to speak a lot louder.
I'm sorry.
Okay, I just called there, and some gentleman picked up and called me some kind of homophobic derogatory name and hung up on me.
All I wanted to know was what the specials were tonight.
And I really don't appreciate the kind of service that you assholes are giving out there.
All I'm asking is for the special.
Why are you calling me a homophobic name?
I have no idea who that would have been, sir.
That sounds just happened, ma'am.
Ma'am, it just happened.
There were some gentlemen that just picked up the phone and called me a homophobic name, and I don't appreciate it.
He's saying that someone just called him and someone just talked, and someone answered Yalbin called him a homophobic slur and hung out.
I don't know who that would have been, sir.
I'm really, I can only apologize on behalf of him.
I can certainly tell you what the specials are tonight.
We're one of the specials.
We have large bud drafts are $5.
Flavored Sky Vodka is $5.75.
Miller highlife bottles are $3.
Oh, okay, that sounds good.
Are any of the women from the slut walk going to be out there?
That slut walk that happened here in Boston?
I'm not sure.
You know what I'm talking about, right?
The slut walk that happened, all those women that are out there showing their fishing ass out there.
Are they there, Bannica?
I can't hear you, sir.
I'm really sorry.
It's really loud in here.
And I think loud where you are, too.
Hey, stupid whore.
Shut up, you filthy bitch.
Get this idiot.
Get out!
She can hear me.
She's lying her ass off.
She can hear me for Christ's sake.
She's just acting like some stupid, useless bimbo.
I don't know what's going on.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, I'm calling somebody else in Boston really quick.
I got to get some answers.
I've got to get to the bottom of this crap.
You know, I've got to get to the damn bottom of it.
You know, and it's just all there is to it.
Let's call another one.
Let's go.
Come on.
Here we go.
The number you got.
Ah, well, pay your goddamn bill, you Bostonian jerks.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, let's keep going.
I mean, I want to know what's going on here, man.
I mean, you understand?
get to the bottom of, you know, this slut walk that's happening down there.
Nobody's goddamn answering.
All right, let's hang out.
One more call, and we're out of here.
One more call, and we're moving on to the next subject matter.
What is this?
Supposedly, this is supposed to be the coordinator hotline, huh?
The slut walk coordinator hotline?
Are you sure this is it?
I hope it's it.
Let's see if it is it.
All right, let's see if we got it.
All right.
All right.
All right, let's see what we got here, folks.
646-652-4869 is number.
Here we go.
Yeah, Jesus Christ.
Yeah, hang up on these bastards.
They ain't picking up.
Anyway, you know, I just don't understand.
You know, I just don't understand what's going on here.
The slut walk in Boston is happening, and no one cares.
You know what I mean?
No one gives a crap.
You know, just a bunch of sluts going out saying, hey, I'm open 24 hours a day.
Hey, come on down.
Anybody who looks good in a leather jacket, come and plug my hole.
Come on down, baby.
Jesus Christ.
The damn slut walk.
The slut walk.
The freaking slut walk.
I want to hear what you have to say.
Are you partaking in the slut walks?
Huh?
Is that what you're doing out there?
I want to hear from you.
All right?
I want to hear from you.
Uh, Tavis, are you there?
You're taking too long.
111, you're on the air.
Yeah, you're taking too long, too, you milky liquor.
True American, you there?
Nikki, you there?
Yep.
Yeah, what's going on?
I got a question for you, Joe.
I got a question.
All right.
Why do you hate homosexuals so much?
Well, I don't hate homosexuals.
I'm just saying I don't like to, you know, see oral compilation between two men across the street from an elementary school and somehow have that protected by the First Amendment.
I mean, that's what I don't like.
I mean, you know what?
I'm not homophobic or anything.
Are you in denial, ghosts?
What?
Are you in denial?
No, it sounds like you're in denial.
Are you participating in this slut walk?
You and those, you know, bimbos I hear in the background?
Are y'all participating in slut walks?
Ghost.
Are y'all participating in slut walks?
Yes or no, Bimbo?
Are y'all participating in slut walks?
If I say yes, are you yelling?
What?
If I say yes.
You do.
So you do.
You're one of these filthy whores that are out there participating in slut walks, opening up your two-foot-long clitorist to anybody that gives you the time of their day.
Is that what you're telling me right now?
Yeah, it sounds like get this filthy, stupid bitch off my get her.
Stupid broad, you're lucky this isn't some goddamn real uh life scenario.
If you were in front of me talking that garbage right now, I'd get my pimp hand strong on your ass for being such an obnoxious, filthy bitch.
All right?
646-652-4869.
We got 816 on the horn.
What's up?
You're taking too long.
818, you're on the horn.
I just want to put it in your butt so bad.
Oh my God, it's a fat, fat, fat to your voice.
I just want to come in your butt.
Ghosty, are you there?
Astrid Bear.
Let's call him back.
Let's call him back.
Let's call that bastard back.
Let's call him back.
Let's call the bastard back.
I'm not joking, man.
You idiots think that this is so funny.
I am calling back.
You notice the people that I'm calling back are unoriginal bastards.
You notice that?
And they sound fruity, too?
Because I'm telling you, I am going to talk to a mother of one of these pieces of trash.
All right?
I'm going to do it.
I'm not.
Oh, my God.
You called me back.
You do want me to lick your butt, ha.
Oh, it's this idiot again.
I mean, what's up with your stupid fruity ass ringer?
What the hell's up with that shit?
I'm too poor to pay for one, so it's a default ghost.
That's not what I'm talking about.
I just want to fuck you.
Yeah, all right.
Well, let me tell you something.
You just got put in the list, man.
You know what I'm saying?
I hope that you're not charged by the minute.
646652-4869-440.
You're on the horn.
Hey, what's up, Ghost?
It's Goku.
Hey, what's up, Goku, man?
It's good to hear from you.
I mean, are you hearing these internet butt stalkers?
For Christ's sake, what the hell's going on here?
I don't know, man.
They're crazy.
They're crazy.
Yeah, it's good to hear from you, man.
Here, let me open up another beer since you're here, you know?
What's going on, man?
No, nothing much.
Got home.
Got home from playing some football outside.
It's about 63 degrees.
Stopped raining, even though they said it was supposed to rain 14 days straight here.
So that's pretty good that it stopped raining.
So it's always good.
Oh, it's cool, man.
You didn't hurt yourself playing football, man, right?
Is it tackle?
Yeah.
We don't play that pussy two-hand touch shit.
Oh, good, man, because I was going to say, man, I hope it's not flag football, man.
I hate flag football.
You know what I mean?
No.
I like good old tackle football.
And if you get hurt, you know, just walk it off.
Shake it off, right?
Yeah.
All right, well, Ghost, I'm calling my phone here.
I don't know if it's covered, but I'm going to give some shout-outs.
Go for it.
Baba Ganoush.
I don't know if he's not in here anymore, but he's gone.
Bobo.
Who else?
Jeannie, she's not here, but she's always in here.
Future DMB.
Give him a shout out.
Niagara Roll or something like that.
I don't know.
I forgot how to pronounce his name.
I think it's like that.
It's Niagara Roll, maybe.
That's how you said it, so I'm just going to go with that.
The truth is out there.
Mystery Man Ryan, I saw him in here before all these fag trollers came in here.
He was always in here.
And Nigeria, he was in here, too.
I don't see anyone else.
So, yeah, just give a few shout-outs, and I'll get going, Ghost.
No problem, man.
Hey, thanks for calling.
Go with us.
And capitalizing.
Yeah, there he is.
And capitalizing.
Give him a shout-out.
All right, cool, man.
Yeah, all right.
All right, man.
Hey, thanks for calling, Goku, and thanks for listening once again, man.
Yeah, no problem.
All right, you take it easy, man.
And, you know, remember, school's out for summer here at the end of the month, man.
So, you know, get ready to party.
Yep, I will.
All right, man.
You take it easy, man.
That was Goku, folks.
Goku, of course, being an avid listener, avid caller.
And, of course, he is a capitalist Army member.
And I hate to keep reiterating this, but once again, if you want to join the Capitalist Army, by all means, don't just sit there like a milky liquor.
Go out, go to www.capitalistarmy.com, all right, and join today.
We're looking for a few good men and women that are capitalists that are going to spread it around like wildfire.
All right, and let everybody know that we're in effect in the house.
All right, right there.
www.capitalistarmy.com.
Not to mention, folks, that if you ever have time on your hands, if you're bored, if you're just kicking back playing with your Peter Popper, we have thousands of hours of on-demand episodes at blogtalkradio.com slash ghost.
Lady Gaga And Capitalist Army00:14:39
I'm talking thousands and thousands of hours.
All right?
BlogtalkRadio.com slash ghost.
That's the name to follow, or that's the link to go to and just check it out.
Check it out, man.
Anyway, let's take some more callers here.
646-652-4869.
We're talking about the slut walk.
Oh, yeah, and not to mention Lady Gaga, right?
Lady Gaga came out today, or was it yesterday with her new video, Judas?
And oh, like she ruffled all these feathers out here.
Now all of a sudden the media is starting to be like, oh, I don't know about her anymore.
Whoa, when was it an issue that this bitch wasn't some hermerphidite blasphemous hooker penis?
I mean, how come, you know, no one really, uh, you know, caught on to this crap.
You know?
I mean, give me a break.
I'm sick.
I hate I hate that lady Gaga abroad, man.
I think she's a disgusting waste of human flesh.
But look at America.
Look at fruity ass America.
Look at fruity ass America.
They're listening to her.
They're buying her crap.
Look at them.
They're fruiting out.
They're fruiting out right now.
They're fruiting out.
And they're listening to this goddamn lady Gaga, and it makes me sick.
She's got a goddamn hermerphidite penis.
She's got a hermerphidite penis.
And these idiot fruit bowls want to sleep with her, for Christ's sake.
I mean, good god.
Good.
This is fruity ass America.
I mean, we've got slut walks, friggin' slut walks, and then we've got this goddamn lady gaga hermurphidite penis bimbo, and you've got America.
You've got the sick-ass American youth.
They're following it.
They're following it like a goddamn rat lamb rat running to a goddamn food pun.
Oh, it makes me sick.
Oh, it makes me sick to my stomach, man.
This is the new America that we're living in here.
Look at the goddamn new America.
Where's my goddamn beer?
Where's my fear?
Where's my goddamn beer?
Oh, here it is.
I gotta take a swig of this goddamn beer.
I mean, look at these assholes.
Look at these people, the goddamn children.
Look at them.
Let me take this.
Let me take a drink here.
You people, I just can't believe what's going on here.
I can't believe this crap.
I mean, look at these people.
Look at these people.
Look at these big ones.
I'm a capitalist.
I'm a goddamn capitalist.
I'm a capitalist, you stupid ass piece of crap.
God damn it!
I'm sick of all of it.
See this crap here.
Goddamn, goddamn mess now.
Mess all over here.
I'm going to mess all over the place.
I spilled my fear everywhere because of you bastards.
God damn it.
Look at this crap.
My office is going to smell like a goddamn brewery because you assholes.
Jesus Christ.
Got goddamn shit all over the fucking place.
God damn it.
Got fear!
Got fear all over the place.
Jesus Christ.
Man, this is a $3,000 death, for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
Yeah, great.
Makes me sick.
Look at this.
I got a mess all over this.
Damn it.
Jesus Christ.
I'm sorry, folks.
I'm sorry, man.
I'm getting off Easter.
I'm sorry.
You got slut walks.
You got hermerphidite penises with Lady Gaga.
You got all this crap going on, man.
It's a little hard to bear, you know?
It's a little hard to bear for Christ's sake, man.
I'm sitting over here.
I'm trying.
I'm trying to continue on.
I'm trying to have optimism for America.
But when people are worshiping hermerphidite penises, it makes me sick.
Anyway, folks, before I move on, I don't have shows usually on the weekends, folks.
I usually use the weekends for my time with my family and the things that I like to do personally.
But let me tell you, for the past four years, I have been participating and conducting a broadcast every Mother's Day called the Anti-Mother's Day edition of True, what used to be conservative radio, now True Capitalist Radio.
All right?
And if you want to hear True Capitalist Radio this Sunday, tell everybody you know to follow me on Twitter.
All right?
Ghost Politics is the name to follow.
Do you understand what I'm saying here?
There it is right there.
Ghost Politics.
All right?
Follow me on Twitter.
I want to see 300 people following me.
All right?
300 people.
And if I get 300 people following me, I'm doing a goddamn show on Mother's Day.
All right?
I'm doing a show on Mother's Day, and I'm doing yet again another anti-Mother's Day edition of True Capitalist Radio, baby.
You know it, and I know it.
Oh, my God.
Anyway, 646-652-4869 is the number to call here.
We got eight minutes left in the broadcast.
Let's take a couple more callers here.
What do we got?
We got, Jesus Christ, the same jerk nuts.
You know, it's the same jerk nuts call.
It's not even worth picking up the phone.
It's not even worth picking up the call.
It's the same ass clowns.
They know the same sons of bitches, for Christ's sake.
The same imbeciles.
And the reason they're calling is because they know that, you know, at 912-908-818, you know that I'm going to call your asses.
You know it and I know.
That's why you're calling me up.
That's why your idiots are all up on my line because I'm going to call you all night.
All right?
Anyway, 646-652-4869 is the number to call here.
Follow me on Twitter, folks.
I want to see 300 people follow me on Twitter here.
All right?
All right?
300 people follow me on Twitter.
I want to see it, and then there will be a show on this Mother's Day, which will mark the anti-Mother's Day edition.
The Anti-Mother's Day edition of True Capitalist Radio.
Before we do that, I'm going to make a real quick call here.
The Center for Sexual Pleasure and Health.
I can't get to the phone right now, so please leave me.
Pleasure and health.
...and clearly after the tone, and I'll get back to you as soon as I can.
Thanks so much, and have a great day.
Yes, ma'am.
I was told that you or somebody here at this number was an organizer of this slut walk that we keep hearing so much about on the news channels.
And what I don't understand is the slut walk, according to your organizations or the people that are organized there, the slut walk was meant to promote, and I do quote by one of your people, Cybohan Connors, I think that's her name, that it brings awareness to the shame and degradation that women face for expressing their sexuality.
Well, you know, with all due respect, ma'am, you know, sexual pleasure and whatever the hell your little pissing ground of a business is called, you're sluts, all right?
You're whores, you're filthy whores, and, you know, there's no degradation in that.
That's what you are.
I mean, if you're going to show tits and ass, and that's going to define you as a human being, you're nothing more than some meat roll that people use to ejaculate with.
You're a sexual playground.
And you want, you know, some kind of credibility for this?
I mean, you want to be known as somebody who progresses womanhood?
You should be ashamed of yourself.
All right?
Anyway, this is Ghost from True Capitalist Radio.
And if you have a problem with me, I'd be more than happy to, you know, with all due respect, make you look lower than Roseanne Barr chasing after a greasy cheeseburger with her hands tied behind her back when it comes to debating this issue.
All right?
Because I am not going to sit here and allow women in America to refer to themselves as sluts and demand any kind of goddamn respect from anybody.
You're filthy whores.
That's all there is to it.
And if you don't like it, well, then stop doing slut walks.
Stop doing slut walks.
Anyway, get her off.
Get them off.
Anyway, folks, that's just all there is to it, folks.
I mean, you know, too bad that bitch wasn't there to pick up the phone because I would have liked to have called her a filthy whore to her face.
All right?
And if you happen to know any of these bitches that are participating in these slut walks, you tell them that you better hope that Ghost isn't anywhere in the vicinity because if he is, he is going to conjure up the spirit of Ike Turner and lay his pip hand strong on all these slut bags that want all this quote-unquote respect, huh?
Want this quote-unquote respect for being scantily clad slut whores.
All right?
Anyway, once again, folks, I will do a show this Sunday if there are enough people that follow me on Twitter.
All right?
And the Twitter name to follow is Ghost Politics.
All one word, no underscores, Ghost Politics.
As a matter of fact, here it is right now.
Follow me on Twitter.
And if I get 300 people, 300 people following me, I am going to do a show this Sunday.
All right, for Mother's Day.
The Anti-Mother's Day edition is what we're going to do.
All right?
Anyway, folks, let me go ahead and give some shout-outs to everybody who's in the chat room, folks.
All right, everybody who's tuned in with me live.
Let's do some shout-outs.
We got one, the pariah.
What's going on?
NyanKitty9000.
Adam Webster, alcoholic, Andy Garcia, and in 1214.
A Peter Pooh Poker.
This disgusting, twisted bastard.
Ass to mouth.
Are you kidding me?
Let's get that sick bastard.
Kick him out of here.
Get him out.
Some idiot named Australian Fur.
As a matter of fact, you stupid Australian bastard.
Go bang a kangaroo.
We got Ball Musk in the house.
We got bathtub farts.
We got Bendover.
We got Bobo.
We got Campin' Core.
We got Capitalizing in the place.
What's going on, Capitalizing?
We got Sereno.
We got Colin Crucified.
We got Debbie Daly in the house.
We got Desert Rose.
What's going on, Desert Rose?
We got Dr. Swag, Donald Veber, Dr. Peter Popper, Dr. Harry Shipman.
We've got, what is this? Ethereal Toast.
All right.
We've got Evolved Jungalist.
We've got Frank Frank Bizzle.
We got Future Damn B.
We got Garrett Sanders.
We got Goku.
You know what I'm saying?
As a matter of fact, we got a whole bunch of guests up in here.
What's up to all the guests that are kicking back with me, chilling with me, breaking bread with me?
What's going on?
We got her.
We've got I'm Rider User.
We got Jim's 93.
What's going on, Jim's?
Good to see you.
We got John Bran in the house.
We got John the Black.
We got Josh 11.
We got Jub Jub Joe.
We got Karl Marx.
We got Mac Kids.
Mac Kids.
We got some idiots named two idiots named Mother Russia.
We got another idiot named Mr. Anaconda.
Yeah, you wish asshole.
You're probably packing like a goddamn two and a half inch sausage.
Niagara Roll.
We got the Nigerian.
We got that slutty bimbo, Nikki Bones.
We got Rockstar57.
We've got Sippy Cup.
What's going on?
We got Surprise Kitten.
We got Swole Eye.
We got the guy 1337.
We got the truth.
What's going on, the truth?
And we got Yoka.
Yoka is the last person.
Anyway, folks, once again, follow me on Twitter.
I want 300 followers by Sunday.
And if we don't, you're not going to hear post, or you're not going to hear an anti-Mother's Day edition of the True Capitalist Radio.
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All right?
Right there.
Ghost politics, right there.
Spread it around like wildfire.
Let everybody know.
Follow my ass so that there can be an anti-Mother's Day edition this Sunday.
Anyway, once again, thank everybody.
I'm here every Monday through Friday.
Every Monday through Friday, 4 to 7 p.m. Central Standard Time, folks.
All right?
And once again, folks, please join the Capitalist Army.
All right?
www.capitalistarmy.com.
All right?
Join the capitalist army.
Anyway, I am out of here.
It's Baller Friday.
I'm going out to 6th Street.
It's millet time, baby.
It's millet time.
Anyway, I'm out of here, folks.
Thanks for tuning in with me.
Long live capitalism.
I'll be here next Monday, 4 to 7 p.m.
And I hope you're here, too.
I'm out of here.
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