Ghost anchors True Capitalist Radio Episode 72, analyzing market data like the Dow at 12,479.90 while predicting a double-dip recession driven by Japan's disaster and corn ethanol subsidies. He aggressively critiques Obama's foreign policy, mocks Egyptian leader Mohamed Morsi, and debates tech stocks versus gold investments. Amidst chaotic prank calls and controversial rants on Scientology and gay pride parades, Ghost promotes the Capitalist Army website, urging listeners to reject government entitlements and embrace aggressive capitalist principles over social welfare. [Automatically generated summary]
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Thank you for tuning in with me to another edition of True Capitalist Radio.
And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
This is episode number 72 for all the people that are keeping track with the True Capitalist broadcast.
And for all the folks that are listening in, if you could please retweet the broadcast, go to the Twitter sites, go to all the social networking sites, and spread it around like wildfire that True Capitalist Radio is in effect and in the house.
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Anyway, without any further ado, folks, we got a whole bunch of crap to talk about, to say the least.
I hope everybody had a good East Star.
You know, hopefully everybody had a good East Star.
You know, that's what you're celebrating.
I hope you notice that in the sky, we have the Easter star in the sky prevalent after Sunday.
That's why you're celebrating the East Star Sunday.
So anyway, let me just go ahead and continue on because, you know, there's no use getting through to some of the people that are already in the chat room flapping their fat Cheeto stained fingers on the keyboard, trying to talk malarkey against me.
But anyway, I hope y'all had a good East Star Sunday.
And oh, yeah, by the way, they're not even hiding it anymore.
You know, I read it on Yahoo.com news that the buddy rabbit and the eggs and all this symbolism behind the Easter Sunday celebration is related to paganism.
Oh, yeah, that's right.
That's right.
Hey, we're pagans now, right?
We're pagans.
Anyway, 646-652-4869 is the number to call.
Don't need to get anybody ruffled on any of the discourse that I just took place in because I know there's a lot of people, a lot of religious folks that are like, don't you dare talk about my God that way, ghost.
If you're going to talk about my God that way, we're going to have some problems.
So anyway, let me go ahead and continue on with the program, folks.
The Dow Jones Industrials is a little bit on the flat side.
The whole market's equities in general are on the flat side because earnings have been, you know, somewhat mixed in its results.
Radio Shacked is cutting its forecasts in half.
I mean, we had news that Nintendo, Nintendo's profits are down by 90 to 80 percent.
Some ridiculous number that's unbelievable.
So, anyway, let me just go ahead and continue with the markets.
Dow Jones Industrial closes out today at 12,479.90 on the minus side of 26.11 points, a percentage decrease of 0.21%.
SP 52, excuse me, SP 500 is also on the flat side, closing out today at 1,335.25, a decrease of 2.13 points, a percentage decrease of 0.16%.
NASDAQ, believe it or not, was on the plus side.
You know, there was some good tech numbers that came out today.
So, lo and behold, NASDAQ is somewhat on the plus side.
It's a little flat, but still on the plus.
It closed out today at 25.88, increase of 5.72 points, a percentage increase of 0.20%.
So, once again, folks, we're having a flat day on the markets because of all the earnings that are coming in.
All right?
All the earnings that are coming in.
And it's just unbelievable.
It's just unbelievable that we're still able to fledge this type of bull market because I still think this is somewhat bullish.
I mean, we're at low volume, but it's still somewhat bullish.
I mean, you've got a lot of mixed economic data that the investor doesn't know what the hell to react to.
But one thing is certain, folks.
Well, it's not really funny.
But one thing is certain is the dollar is losing its value.
So if you have any money in the bank and you think that you're being fiscally responsible by keeping your money in the bank, you're doing yourself a disservice.
All right?
That's all there is to it.
You're doing yourself a disservice.
You might as well go ahead and put that money in some other type of financial instrument because the devaluing of the American dollar is continuing.
And as a result, we've had some major fluctuations in gold and silver, not to mention the whole commodities market in general.
But let me go ahead and get through the commodities.
Then I want to take your calls.
We're going to talk about other subject matters.
I want to hear from you, of course.
646-652-4869.
Let's get to the energy future, shall we?
Brent crude.
Brent crude is down today, 34 cents, a percentage decrease of 0.27%, closing out today at $123.65 a barrel of Brent Crude.
And of course, Brent Crude Oil is the oil that's shipped out to Europe and Asia, and they've been paying the price for some time.
Gasoline futures are down $1.25.
Heating oil futures are down $1.23.
Natural gas futures are modestly down $0.3 cents.
Now, the WTI Sweet Crude, we started seeing its spike today somewhat.
But of course, the bad economic data, a lot of things are driving it fluctuating up and down.
It closed down today, 12 cents, a percentage decrease of 0.11%, closing out WTI Sweet Crude at $112.17 per barrel roll.
All right, so WTI Sweet Crude, which is a commodity that everybody should be watching.
You know what I mean?
Everybody should be watching this because this is going to signify whether or not we're going to go into a damn double-dip recession, which I anticipate we are.
I know that there's good earnings and mixed economic data coming out.
But let me tell you something.
A lot of the stuff that we're suffering from now isn't going to be felt until two or three quarters from now.
So, you know, by the time we feel the recession, it's already too late.
So, once again, if you're an investor, if you're somebody that wants to make your money flip and make some cash, my advice to you is just keep flipping it.
Make sure to manipulate the diversity of your financial instruments.
Invest in gold, silver, stocks, you know, you want to put some in some, whatever it takes.
You understand?
Whatever it takes.
But anyway, WTI sweet crude is down today.
Agricultural futures, canola is down 40 cents.
Cocoa futures are down $28 today.
And of course, the reason is because we're seeing somewhat stability in the Ivory Coast, even though there's still a lot of bad blood happening there.
And for you folks that are unaware, cocoa, the crux of cocoa, the majority of cocoa comes from the Ivory Coast.
And the reason that we saw such high spikes in chocolates, if you happen to have been buying your sweetheart some chocolates this Valentine's Day and noticed that it wasn't just a couple of bucks out of your goddamn pocket, well, that's the reason.
You had this unfortunate destabilization in the Ivory Coast where this Laurent Gonbagbo and his power-hungry ass wouldn't step down from power after being unelected by his people.
And lo and behold, we got a lot of bull, you know, it was just you read about it for yourself.
We've been covering it.
Everybody who's listened to me knows what's going on.
It was a disgusting situation.
It still is a disgusting situation amongst a whole array of other disgusting situations in the international community.
Coffee futures are down today after dramatic spikes last week, man.
They were up the ass, coffee futures.
All right, they're down today $3.75.
Corn futures, goddammit, goddamn it.
I'm sick and tired, folks, of seeing these corn futures go up.
You understand what I'm saying?
I mean, I'm from Texas.
Do you understand that, boy?
I'm from Texas.
I like barbecue.
I like to, you know, get some goddamn mesquite wood burning on the grill.
You know, I like to throw some slabs of meat on there.
And not to mention, I like to throw ears of corn.
You know, you just throw those ears of corn on there.
Don't take the husks off nothing.
All right?
You just throw those ears of corn on there, let them roast, just like the Indians used to do it and all that crap.
And they taste excellent.
You know, of course, you take the husks off after, you know, when you're going to eat them, you morons.
But inevitably, it tastes excellent.
But you know what's unfortunate?
I'm down here in Texas where we produce a lot of corn.
But the corn prices are still going up the ass.
I'm still paying a dollar an ear of corn out here, a dollar for an ear of corn when I'm used to paying nine ears of corn for a dollar out here.
And why?
Why are we paying these prices?
Because of our goddamn government sitting over here subsidizing this whole idea of corn ethanol as an alternative to regular petroleum.
And it's a failure, although we keep funding it.
You know, although we keep funding it under this concept that we're going green as if it's a legitimate alternative to petroleum, but it's not.
All right?
It's not.
But we keep subsidizing it.
And what we're doing, what our government is doing, folks, is we're burning food.
Food that could be going in the stomachs of peeps in the world that are hungry.
You know, that this could lower the cost of corn so those poor Mexicans that are out here in Texas and in the border in Mexico can make their tortillas now.
They can't make their tortillas.
The goddamn corn is up the you know what.
I mean, you know, they can't make their damn tortillas.
So this is what I'm saying, folks.
We're burning food so that we can put an alternative fuel in people's gas guzzlers.
And if you don't believe me, come down here to Texas, we actually have gas pumps at a variety of different gas pumping locations that are actually corn ethanol based gas pumps.
So if you have a corn ethanol based truck or a car, you can actually get a goddamn corn ethanol pumped in your gut.
It's stupid.
I know it's stupid, but hey, this is our government.
Our tax dollars being paid for this ridiculous nonsense.
And lo and behold, you know what happened?
Corn ethanol burns dirtier than petroleum.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
But what we still fund it, though, right?
We keep funding it, right?
You piece of crap.
Anyway, let me go ahead and continue on.
Corn is up $24, a percentage increase of 3.22% today alone.
Give me a goddamn break.
Anyway, cotton is up, or excuse me, cotton is down.
It's good to see cotton down, excuse me.
Cotton is down $1.12.
Wheat futures are up.
Of course, anything that we're going to eat, anything that the people are going to consume is up.
And there's a lot of reasons why things are up because, first of all, we have to remember that Japan just got completely wiped out with an earthquake, tsunami, and not to mention a radioactive fallout that's probably going to produce Godzilla from the sea.
I'm not being completely facetious, of course.
I mean, I don't understand why the Japanese government are getting away with dumping thousands of gallons of radioactive petroleum-based water in the Pacific Ocean and think that's not going to have any kind of side effect.
But anyway, remember, Japan was the third largest economy in the world.
It just got completely wiped out, not to mention that all their food is contaminated with all that radioactive material.
I mean, their water is contaminated.
This is news out here.
I mean, this has not been kept secret.
I know it's been kind of been trying to been a little suppressed by the government to its people, but this is a contamination.
I mean, so when you've got the third largest economy in the world, you know, completely decimated in a fashion like this, you're going to have an increased demand for commodities because their commodity base was wiped out.
Not to mention, folks, that we've got a lot of people out here in the Middle East that are, well, I'm not saying all of the countries are like this, but Egypt.
Let's just take Egypt, for example, because I don't like the Egyptian revolution.
It was inspired by some Google executive.
I wrote about it on my blog.
All right.
This guy was a scumbag.
Whale Gonem is his name.
Whale Gonem.
And if anybody knows him, you can tell them I think he's a scumbag.
They're going to make this idiot, we're going to talk about it later on in the program.
They're going to make this idiot Time Magazine, most influential moron of the world, because he was able to manipulate a primitive masses of people.
Because let's be honest, I mean, that's what Egypt was.
It was a third world primitive mass attempting to facilitate itself into somewhat modernity, somewhat first world status.
And of course, because a couple of rabble-rousers were able to manipulate a whole mass of people, this ridiculous revolution happened.
And basically, what the Egyptian revolution was was nothing more than a bunch of Egyptian jehudies going out, raping, pillaging, breaking private businesses.
They were talking.
I mean, I read reports.
They were going into people's homes, taking their possessions, raping their daughters.
It's just disgusting.
It's just unbelievably disgusting.
And now, well, yeah, I don't want to get into it now.
We'll talk about that later on.
Let me get through with the goddamn futures.
The point is, folks, is the reason you're seeing an increase in all the food, everything that I'm saying, you notice it's going up and up and up, is because we have emerging markets.
Not to mention that Egypt, when it took itself out, it not only raided its businesses and looted its private property and they did all this nonsense, but now they're hungry.
They have nowhere to eat.
Now, you know, who's got to bring in food to these people?
Because remember, they live in a goddamn desert.
All right?
And before, they used to have tourism.
Remember?
They used to have tourism where people would come in and see those, you know, the pyramids and the sphinx and all that.
And, you know, people would just have a circle jerk thinking they're having some kind of spiritual experience or something.
Anyway, lo and behold, nobody's going there anymore because people are afraid that they're going to get gang raped by a bunch of goddamn Egyptian jehooties.
So now that they have no way of making money, the whole Egyptian revolution just completely decimated all the businesses and all the shops.
I mean, you know, there was a refugee situation.
People left Egypt.
I mean, it has completely decimated the country.
All right.
Now, who's going to supply those poor people food?
That's going to be a humanitarian situation.
It's already becoming a humanitarian situation.
And we've got Time Magazine sitting over here naming this stupid asshole, Whale Gonham.
Time Magazine, man of the year, most influential person of the year, because he was able to manipulate a bunch of primitive-minded third-world people through first-world technology.
It's just a disgrace.
It's really a disgrace.
Anyway, the whole reason why I went into that diatribe is to let everybody know.
Like wheat is up $28 today, a percentage increase of 2.97%, 3% increase today.
I mean, that's not peanuts, man.
That's why every time you go to the damn grocery store and you have to pay a lot of money for all this goddamn food, this is what it's at.
And not to mention, folks, that are dollar.
Our dollar, our dollar, our dollar, the United States dollar is falling apart.
Our American government continues to spend money like it's going out of style, for Christ's sake, like their Shah Jah Gabor, you know, shopping for some goddamn shoes for an hour.
I mean, it's just disgusting.
I mean, the amount of garbage that our government is doing to the integrity of our monetary system is pathetic.
And this is why also you're seeing increases in all these commodities.
Anyway, let's go on.
Sugar at least is down because there's somewhat production.
I mean, I know that we had some halt in production the past couple of months because of the tropical season in the equator, but it's starting to come down.
It's minus 40 cents, a percentage decrease of 1.68%.
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Soybean futures, soybean futures are up $6.75.
We got lumber futures starting to come back modestly.
They're up 70 cents.
Oat futures, once again, another commodity that we eat.
Another commodity we eat.
And guess what?
It's up $10.50, a percentage increase of 2.64% on the day.
On the day.
I mean, rough rice futures.
I don't even cover rough rice futures, but I mean, rough rice futures are up 3.49% on the day today.
Everything that we eat is going up.
This is not setting a good precedent.
I mean, it's bad enough that we're paying enough for the fuel and the petroleum that we have to relay the consumer, and not to mention pay at the gas pumps, but now you've got damn food going up the wazoo.
This is a serious situation, folks.
I'm not joking, man.
Anyway, soybean oil futures are down 9 cents today, and wool futures are flat with no change.
Now, let's go to the metals, shall we?
Let's go to the metals, and let me tell you how much of a fluctuation that we had in the metals today.
All right, first of all, copper was down because they were selling off today.
I mean, everything hit its peak in the metals, and then everybody just pulled back and took profits.
I mean, if you look at the chart today on any of the copper, gold, silver futures, unbelievable.
Unbelievable volatility.
I mean, you can literally trade futures and call it a day.
Seriously, you don't even have to worry about the equities market.
Unbelievable.
Anyway, copper futures are down $9.95 today, a percentage decrease of 2.25%.
Now, gold, on the other hand, it was up double digits.
It was up double digits, but it ended up closing out the day, up $3.20.
closing out the day at $1,507 a troy ounce.
Man, silver almost hit, believe it or not, in today's trading.
It almost hit $50.
It was up $49 a troy ounce silver today.
I kid you not.
$49 a troy ounce, baby.
Now, why is the volatility happening with these metals?
I mean, what's making the prices fluctuate?
Anyway, the silver price closed out today at $46.88, increasing 80 cents today, a percentage increase for silver, 1.74%.
The reason that we're seeing such fluctuation and such increases in the metals is because our dollar sucks.
The American dollar sucks.
And we need our government to take its proverbial head out of its clogged up pooper and start realizing that we need to start getting fiscally responsible.
The majority of the American people, for a lack of a better term, are entitlement recipient big brother breadline feeders.
And we need to make them to be productive people once again.
You know, most people in America are just sitting on their fat asses collecting some kind of a government entitlement instead of going out there and attempting to work or attempting to go out and facilitate investments or go out there and start a business, entrepreneurial ship, any of this crap.
Any of this crap.
Unbelievable.
Oh, it did hit 50.
Oh, according to Future, it did hit 50 today.
I didn't realize that, man.
I mean, I just know that I'm collecting gold and silver, and I'm accumulating it physically.
I got some money in some ETFs.
You know what I'm saying?
And that's all there is to it.
And I advise everybody to make some plays on this.
It's a short-term gain.
Remember, all right?
For this one to two years, this is your last opportunity to accumulate as much money as possible.
Because let me tell you something right now.
In 9 to 12 months, you're going to see interest rates go up at least 25%, 20% to 25%.
I'm not joking, man.
This is not a joke.
Why do you think that the market is a little apprehensive?
This is what's making this market so apprehensive out here is because they don't know when the goddamn interest rate is going to go up, for Christ's sake.
As a matter of fact, Ben Bernanke is going to be holding the Federal Reserve's first press conference this Wednesday.
And we're going to see what he has to say.
And if there's any hint of any kind of an interest rate increase, man, that's going to hit us like a ton of bricks.
And if you think the American economy was bad now, I mean, good God.
And not to mention that we've got to have this government stop spending.
And the government has already said that, yeah, okay, we're going to cut spending, but we're more worried about increasing taxes.
And that's the last thing we need, for Christ's sake.
I mean, you know, aren't we taxed enough?
I mean, we're taxed enough.
I can't even go outside and literally lay a fart in the street without having some kind of EPA permit anymore.
I'm not joking.
You know, I can't even, you know, pinch a loaf in a public bathroom without, you know, I mean, toe tappers.
I mean, I mean, it's just, it's a sick world that's happening out here, man.
God damn it.
Anyway, I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to get on that tie rate.
Let me get off with it.
Let me hurry up with the market so I can take calls here.
Silver, once again, according to peeps in the chat room, they were saying it did hit $50.
I wasn't aware of that.
Once again, if it did, it was there very briefly.
People were selling off because it closed out today $46.88 increase of 80 cents.
And I did see it at 49.
So let me tell you, the fluctuation, fluctuation, fluctuation.
And a good thing to see, live cattle futures are down $2.12, a percentage decrease of 1.84%.
And cattle feeder futures are down $3, percentage decrease of 2.19%.
And, you know, I can actually see this negative reflected in the grocery store every time I go out there to the grocery store.
Now, there's nothing worse, I hate in the goddamn world, than going to the damn grocery store.
I mean, I don't like it.
I don't like going to the grocery store.
I mean, you know, the sour scowls that are out there, you know, looking at me, you know, looking at my goddamn basket, you know, because I like eating T-bone steaks.
You know, I like eating prime rib.
I like eating the good stuff.
I'm not some, you know, pussy whipped little bastard that's going to just sit here and eat some ramen noodles and live off that crap.
You understand?
I mean, I'm a capitalist here.
I don't want to live on microwave dinners and TV dinners and putting crap in the oven and all that.
That's not how I live.
Do you understand?
I mean, that's all there is to it.
That's all there is to it.
So anyway, let me continue going here.
The reason I brought it up is because at the grocery store, whenever I'm looking at this meat, they're starting to mark it down because less people are buying it.
And you want to know why less people are buying it?
Because they're buying the cheap crap.
You know, and what gets me is that these people would rather go without eating in America today and go to the dollar menu and eat that whatever steroid-infected crap that they're feeding you at this dollar menu.
They'd rather go out there and do that than sit here and have themselves a well-fed meal.
They'd rather go out and buy an application.
They'd rather go out and buy an iPhone.
They'd rather go out and buy some electronic widget that was made for pennies on the dollar with below slave labor in China than to sit there and actually feed themselves.
I mean, haven't you noticed some of these kids that are coming up the pike out here?
You understand?
I mean, some of these kids, haven't you noticed they're getting shorter and shorter?
They're getting, you know, thinner and smaller, and they're getting more feminine physical attributes that are prominent, you know, within their walk and talk and the way they have their hand gestures and that sort of thing.
Haven't you noticed that?
In my personal opinion, I think it has a lot to do with what the hell they're feeding them in school.
And I know for a fact that most people in America are taking advantage of the school-free lunch and breakfast program.
You know what I mean?
I mean, the free school lunch and breakfast program, for Christ's sake.
And this is what these kids are being raised on.
And what the hell is this crap?
Have you ever seen a school meal?
For Christ's sake, it's a bad nuclear experiment.
All right, it's horrible.
It is the most disgusting meal.
I don't understand why they're feeding it to these kids.
I mean, this is supposed to be public education.
I mean, the least they could do is, you know, throw a goddamn, you know, a Taco Bell taco at these kids or something.
Something with some kind of decent protein so it can keep these kids awake, keep these kids active.
But no, they're putting, you know, I actually saw a meal on TV because it was being criticized of a school actually trying to pass off something as pizza, which was nothing more than a goddamn old hamburger bun slopped with goddamn some old mystery sauce.
They threw some, you know, something that they called cheese on there and threw something that they called a pepperoni, which was nothing more than some sliced, you know, disgusting sick-ass sausage that they probably sold there that nobody bought.
And this is pizza.
This is what these kids are eating, for Christ's sake.
And we wonder why these kids are, you know, turning out to be so femme, so fruity.
You know?
I mean, you hear some of these kids call up trying to bro uh you know a a prank called the broadcast.
I mean, they sound like they bare barely have peach on their nads, for Christ's sake.
I mean, what the hell's going on?
Whatever happened to being a man out here?
Why whatever happened to my being a goddamn man?
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, that's some markets for your ass.
I'm tired.
I'm just, Jesus Christ.
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Anyway, I want to hear from you.
646-652-4869 is the number to call here.
Believe it or not, I bought me some bourbon this weekend.
You know, I mean, I was feeling kind of bad in the leg.
I actually fell down a few times last week, if you folks recall.
And, you know, I don't really like to take all that medication that gets you hooked, all that Viking in and all that doctor-prescribed stuff.
So I just like to sip on Grandpa's old cough medicine.
And right now, I actually hooked it up with a little bit of Knob Creek, a little bit of Knob Creek for all the folks that are bourbon drinkers out there.
Cheers to everybody out there who's listening in.
It's Blue Monday.
Blue Monday.
But I hear in the UK that everybody has off on Easter Monday.
Whatever the hell that means.
You know what I mean?
You lucky fish and chip bastards.
You know what I'm saying?
We're out here working our ass off.
I mean, we, yeah, we partied because everybody, you know, it's one of those days where everybody's like, hey, we're going to get together.
We got to get it.
But, you know, we don't have freaking Monday off for Christ's sake.
Oh, yeah.
Cheers.
That's some good tasting stuff right there, boy.
Anyway, 646-652-4869 is the number to call.
You know, we get a lot of callers from Los Angeles and the California region.
And I get a lot of heat from people because, oh, ghost, why are you so mean to people from California?
I mean, don't you know that we're the coolest people?
The reason why I don't like California or Los Angeles is, first of all, it's a liberal hellhole.
All right, but let's just go ahead and throw that out of the out the window.
All right.
Secondly, it's a danger zone.
Are you kidding me?
I mean, you can't even walk outside without, you know, catching a few strays from the Bloods and Crips fire exchange on the Kona.
You understand what I'm saying?
And I know there's people that are saying, oh, God, come on, it's not like that.
It's L.A.
I love L.A.
I love L.A. L.A. sucks.
L.A. sucks.
And I'll never go back.
I've been to L.A. I'll never go back there.
I wouldn't take a dirty diarrhea crap in L.A.
And let me tell you what, okay?
This just goes to show you what kind of a hellhole L.A. is.
They've even made movies about L.A. turning into a goddamn hellhole.
But somebody that was, I don't know if they had a bad 40-ounce, I don't know if they had a bad Philly Blunt from one of those marijuana dispensaries out there in California.
I don't know what happened, but some idiot in L.A. decided to take his gap and start popping caps at the eye in the sky out there, the damn LAPD chopper.
Yeah, in LAPD, you know, they have like choppers in the sky, just kind of hovering, making sure that there's no goddamn gang initiations, gang fights, criminal activity, that sort of thing.
And this idiot just got pissed off and started popping taps into the damn chopper in the sky, for Christ's sake.
Can you believe that?
A chopper.
A chopper in the sky.
I mean, not even the LAPD is safe, baby.
I mean, this is why I'm saying, man, I will not be a visitor to the L LA area.
I don't care if I'm invited.
I don't care if I get a job over there.
I don't care if they say, hey, ghost, we like your show.
We want you to come to L.A. Piss off, all right?
Piss off.
Staying right here in Austin, Texas, baby, the best city in the world.
I love Austin, Texas.
I love Texas in general.
You understand?
As a matter of fact, for all you folks that were tuning in, I actually sold one of my businesses.
I'm actually going to open up a new business here.
It's in the works.
I mean, we're in, you know, kind of pre-production mode on figuring out what exactly this is going to entail financially, logistically.
But it's going to be an actual product.
It's going to be productions of products.
I'm actually going to start up some kind of an assembly line.
And on it, I'm not going to put Made in America, baby.
I'm going to put Made in Texas.
Actually, baby.
I'm made in Texas.
Anyway, let me go ahead and take some calls here.
646-652-4869.
What do you think about this?
You ever been to L.A.?
They're taking pop shots at LAPD choppers in the air, for Christ's sake.
You know what I mean?
I want to hear from you.
Let's take some calls here.
646-652-4869.
We got area code 479.
You're on the air.
Gals, remember that time we went to San Francisco and you're at my cock?
That was like the best time ever.
Gals, baby bones, are you there?
Is this supposed to be a joke?
Are you kidding me?
I'm not a ghost of me, but remember me?
I used to call you back in the day, and you say you wanted to give me upload and stuff.
Oh, shut up.
Give me a break.
First of all, you're trying to act like that one fruity ass that used to call the show every single show.
That person has since gone away.
I don't know what happened.
Maybe they found a glory hole somewhere and found a better time.
But you're trying to sound like that one fruity ass that used to call up here every damn day.
And it's just, you don't sound like him.
It would have been funny if you would have sounded like that fruity bastard, but you don't.
So, you know, go find like a gay bathhouse and do what you got to do over there.
All right.
Anyway, 111, you're on the air.
Yeah, hello, ghost.
Yeah, what's going on?
Hey, this is calling from New York.
Hey, hey, you don't like New York people from California.
What's wrong with you, Ghost?
Yeah, yeah, you're at the wrong city.
First of all, you're at the wrong city.
I didn't even say anything about New York today, but now that you brought up New York, yeah, I don't like New York.
All right?
I mean, every time I go out there, and I do go up there, I have to.
I mean, it's a financial epicenter, okay?
I mean, you know, there's a lot of money being exchanged, a lot of stuff going on in New York.
But I don't like New York.
I mean, what the hell's wrong with you people in New York?
What are you taking it in the ass?
You know, and another thing, whenever, you know, the goddamn New Yorker games or team, whenever they win something, you idiots go out there and just start rioting in the street like, you know, freaking pepperoni pizzas falling from the sky.
So what the hell's wrong with you, New Yorking piece of craps, huh?
Yo, what's wrong with you guys from Texas?
You guys like to pick it up and ask yourself, you fucking fag.
You guys are like...
Let me tell you something right now.
You come down here to Texas and talk that garbage, all right?
You come down here to Texas, you'd get your damn teeth stopped so far down your goddamn throat, you'd be able to chew your own New Yorker ass crack.
Do you understand that, boy?
I mean, you don't want to come here to Texas.
Texas, you know, you just don't want to do it, boy.
That's all I got to say.
You just don't want to do it.
You understand?
The round goes down and you come up here and I'll cock your fucking store.
That's what I'll do, ghost.
Wait a minute.
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
This isn't a New Yorker.
This sounds like an Oriental.
Are you Oriental?
What you talking about?
I ain't no fucking tank.
You sound like an Oriental.
You sound like somebody who's having a hard time saying the word or saying the letter L, L.
It's not Harrow.
It's hello.
You know what I mean?
I ain't no fucking gook, y'all fucking cocksucker.
Don't call me a gook, all right?
All right?
I mean, you know, it's going to be a shame, though.
I'm not trying to say that, you know, being Oriental is bad.
I mean, I'm just saying, you sound it.
I can hear it in your tongue, man.
You know what I'm saying?
You should try to articulate your words a little better.
You know what I'm saying?
Stop eating with the fucking chopsticks and stuff like that.
You know what I mean?
Hey, cocksucky.
I see it fucking meatballs in my face.
I told you.
I knew it.
I knew it.
You see, he starts talking Chinese now.
I knew it.
I knew it.
Let me tell you something.
You can't slick by me.
All right.
I can tell a race from a mile away.
Anybody who's listened to me for the longest time knows that anybody who tries to call up acting black when they ain't black, I'm going to yank them right out of the closet.
They're going to call up acting white when they ain't white.
I'm going to yank them right out of the closet.
I don't care if you're a cracker-ass cracker or some asshole Oriental over here trying to act like Joe Pesci, which is a bad job, by the way.
It was horrible.
But I can smell you a mile away.
And now this guy's talking Chinese, for Christ's sake.
Are you still talking Chinese?
I'm not a fucking gook, y'all.
I know what you're talking about, eh?
Yeah, shut up.
Get him off.
Get him off.
All right, let's get another caller here, shall we?
We got Area Code 808.
What's going on?
Hey, Area Code 808.
We're going to sit over there and play with your Peter Popper.
Are you going to say something?
Yeah, shut up, you fruity bastard.
You're too late.
Too late.
All right?
Stop playing with your pecker shaft to a naked picture of Ricky Martin's anal passage because we don't care.
We don't have the time for this.
Do you understand?
We ain't got time for this crap.
Anyway, we got area code 213.
Oh, an L.A., an L.A. area code.
Oh, let's see what kind of trash comes out of this area code.
Area code 213, you're on the air.
Ghost, you there, baby.
Jesus.
Jesus Christ.
Yeah, yeah, I'm here.
Here you go.
I don't understand.
You know, I'm calling a little bit sooner than I usually do, ghosts, because I'm still trying to feed my baby at Similac right now.
But I heard you talking about Los Angeles, baby.
That's my hood, baby.
Why do you want to probably joke about Los Angeles, baby?
It's a brutal place to live.
What are you talking about?
Los Angeles is shooting LAPD choppers from the sky, for Christ's sake.
I mean, give me a break.
What are you talking about?
Yeah, baby, that's because they're trying to infringe on our right to prophecy, baby.
They shouldn't be hovering over our houses like that.
They had it coming to them.
They had it coming to them, guys.
What did you say about a prophecy?
What did you say about a prophecy?
I said that they infringe it on our right to privacy, baby.
Oh, I thought you said something about a prophecy.
I mean, geez, go ahead, shut that shit up for Christ's sake.
Stop choking that kid.
You understand?
I mean, put a bottle in his mouth, change its diaper-ass shitty diaper, and maybe we wouldn't hear it, you know, crying in the back.
Jesus Christ.
Miss Ghost, I'd have told you numerous times.
Don't bring my baby into this.
You always want to talk about my baby.
We talk about why you're hating on L.A. right now, baby.
That's what we're talking about.
Stop trying to change the subject.
I would like to talk about Los Angeles.
Believe me, I know that you're living in Los Angeles.
You call from the 213 area code.
I would like to talk to you about it, but you got a kid back there who sounds like he's in some dire need of some kind of help, and you're just sitting over here shaking it.
I mean, stop shaking, choking, or whatever you're doing to that kid.
I mean, it's just always crying.
Always crying.
I know, baby, but like I said, I told you once, you know, I can't just pacify my kid every time it cries, baby.
It's got to learn to self-pacify.
So, so, I mean, what the hell does that mean?
Self-pacify.
That means that baby needs to calm himself down every once in a while.
I can't be there.
If I pat his back every time he cries, ghosts, he's going to grow up to be a little pussy.
I can't do that.
My kid ain't going to be no pussy, ghost.
Yeah, well, you know, it sounds like, no, I understand that, but that sounds good in theory.
But that's what most of these people in America digit their kids.
And look at what they're doing.
I mean, most of the American males that are under the age of 30 now look like they just popped out of the anal passage of Richard Simmons.
I mean, and they were neglected as children.
They were just kind of throwing up and just saying, oh, yeah, go fend for yourself.
I mean, they were like that, too.
You know what I mean?
Baby, I don't make my baby go fend for itself, ghosts.
I feed my kid.
I told you, my kid, my kid is pleasantly plump, ghost.
And I give it a lot of similar.
I even give it the college similar, which is like a dollar extra camp because he has gas.
You know, I give him the college similar, and I feed them good, ghosts.
And I don't, you know, but see, there you are.
You trying to divert attention to my kid again.
We're supposed to be talking about why you hate L.A., baby.
Why you hate L.A.?
It's a brutal city, ghost.
It's a danger zone.
What are you talking about?
It's a hell haul.
It's a hell haul.
It ain't no danger zone, baby.
I feel safe everywhere I go.
Even when I go to the park, I feel safe, baby.
There ain't nothing going on in L.A.
It ain't happening in other cities.
What are you talking about?
On 420, on 420, you called us up from the park, and we heard literally a drive-by, and you hung up.
So how safe is that?
Baby, that's just another day in the life of 213, baby.
I mean, that just happens.
You know, conflicts get settled like that.
You know, I guess, you know, it used to be Texas back in the whole West that used to handle that conflict like that.
But, you know, y'all kind of became some pussy somewhere down the line.
And, you know, L.A. just took over.
Oh, we become pussy.
Hold on a second.
We didn't become pussies, all right?
We're just about, you know, living lavish.
We're just about eating large T-Boat steaks.
We're about building big houses and big skyscrapers out here.
I mean, we're not about giving two rats' asses about the Poe in America.
And you see, that's what's unfortunate in L.A. and in California.
They gave too much to the Poe out there, and now y'all are just complacent animals in a jungle, like in a zoo out there.
And not only are you reproducing in mass quantities, but you're also becoming violent.
And, you know, inflicting violence upon people, upon innocent people, for Christ's sake.
So why don't you just calm your asses down?
LA Lifestyle Discussion00:04:45
Put the legs closed.
If you're not going to put the legs closed, why don't you get sterilized to some extent and go out there and be something productive?
I still don't understand why you hate L.A. so much, baby.
I don't even.
It don't even make no sense.
To me, when I look at it, when I break it down with what you say, you're just a hater to ghetto capitalism, baby.
You hate ghetto capitalism.
I am mad at life, baby.
Get him off.
Get him off.
I'm just going to sit over here and choke that kid on the air and sit over here.
Yeah, ghetto.
Yeah, you're just mad at ghetto capitalism, baby.
You're just mad at ghetto capitalism.
No, you know what I'm mad at?
I've got capitalists.
Listen to me worldwide.
Worldwide, I've got capitalists listening to me.
And the last thing they want to hear is some dumbass from Los Angeles, California, sit over here and rub it in the faces of those that are paying taxes that all he's doing or she's doing, whatever the hell you are, is collecting tax dollars and feeding your kids stimulax and all that other crap.
You understand?
Give me a damn break.
Anyway, let me move on to another subject matter before I take another call here.
We were talking about how in Los Angeles you actually have citizens of Los Angeles taking pop shots.
All right?
Taking pop shots in the air at the LAPD at random.
I mean, not even the LAPD choppers are at liberty, you know, to be safe, for Christ's sake.
I mean, good God.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, I want to move on to another subject matter.
I know that we've been having a lot of unprecedented weather.
We've been having a lot of unprecedented weather in North Texas, going into Missouri, North Carolina, in some parts of Ohio, I believe.
Just having some flooding along the Mississippi River, the whole nine yards, man.
And to be completely honest with you, I think it's atmospheric disturbances that are definitely unprecedented.
But of course, the scientific community has come out today and said, oh, you know, it's La Niña.
Yeah, that's what it is.
It's La Niña.
It's La Niña.
That's what it is.
All right, so what we should be doing, instead of worrying about any kind of atmospheric disturbances as it relates to anything that we're doing, what we should be doing is doing some kind of a cha-cha.
You know what I'm saying?
doing some kind of a cha-cha, and, you know, kind of a, you know, I don't know, do some kind of a Mexican Ford Lodico dance, and I'm sorry.
I'm getting off keys, so let me take another sip of this drink, and I'm going to take some calls here.
646-652-4869.
If you've been afflicted by some of this horrific weather, you know, cheers to you, man, because I know that you're probably suffering through a lot of things.
Nobody wants to be afflicted with the type of headache and heartache and devastation that it takes out of people that are afflicted with natural disasters.
So cheers to those folks.
Ah, yeah, some good stuff, baby.
Woo!
Good stuff!
Non-creek, baby.
Man.
Anyway, let's continue on, shall we?
Who we got here?
We got Kirkley from Finland.
What's going on, Finland?
I'm going to ask you this only once.
Do you or do you not know about the birds?
Because everybody's heard that the bird is the word.
A ba-ba-ba-ba-bird.
The bird's the word.
A bad bird, bird, bird.
The bird is a word.
A weather, bird, bird, bird.
The bird's a word.
A weather bird, bird, bird, about the bird.
A barrel roll.
I'm a bump a barrel, roll.
A barrel roll.
Everybody do the barrel roll.
Hey, everybody, do the barrel roll.
I'm in a barrel, roll.
A barrel roll.
I'm a barrel roll.
I'm above a barrel roll.
I'm above the barrel roll.
I'm above the barrel roll.
I'm above a barrel roll.
On another barrel roll.
The words.
Hey, don't you know about the birds?
Hey, everybody, do the barrel roll.
Hey!
Get him off!
Get him off!
Florida Weather Bird Joke00:07:19
Anyway, 646-652-4869.
Let's talk to take some more callers here.
404 area code, you're on the air.
Yeah, what's going on?
Hey, you said Texas was better than the other states.
You stupid, silly bastard.
Why don't you put down the magic dragon, all right?
You said Texas is better than the other states.
Where are you from, Florida?
Why don't you try to secede again?
And no doubt.
Are you from Florida?
Answer the question.
Answer the question.
Are you from Florida?
No, I'm from Southern Cali.
You're from Southern Cali, my ass.
That's not where you're area coaching.
You're from Florida, aren't you?
And you want to know why you're a little scared?
Florida sucks.
You know, one out of the four homes that are out here in Florida are vacant because we're idiots in Florida.
All right?
Let me tell you something about Florida.
And with all due respect to my folks in Florida, I don't got a lot of fans in Florida.
No offense to you folks.
There's some good parts of Florida.
You know, Jupiter, Florida.
There's a lot of good parts of Florida.
But for the most part, the more South you get of Florida, it's like the colon of America, you know, being shitted out into the ocean.
It's just disgusting.
So, do you have anything to say for yourself besides sounding like Bill and Ted's excellent adventures, Love Child?
Yeah, why don't you guys secede again?
We all remember what happened last time.
Maybe this time we'll make you guys slaves.
Oh, maybe this time we'll make you guys slaves.
I mean, that's such an intelligent statement, man.
How old are you?
How old are you?
I'm 29.
You're 29 talking like this for Christ's sake.
You're 29.
Hey, everybody hear this right here.
This is why America is being flushed down the proverbial toilet, and we're going into a third world technocratic situation in this country.
29 years old, this stupid, dumb, imbecilic sentence fragment sputtered statement came out from a 29-year-old man.
A 29-year-old man.
And this dude's not.
Yeah, dude, Maui, Wowie, man.
Yeah, dude.
You know, why don't you just like secede from the Union, dude?
You did well for you last time, dude.
You know?
Stupid idiot.
We were our own country, you dumbass.
All right?
Why don't you look up history?
We were our own country.
All right?
The United States paid us to come along into the Union, you stupid moron.
You secede from the Union, dude.
You're thinking about the South, you stupid, imbecilic jagoff.
You're thinking about Jefferson Davis.
All right?
All right, Jefferson, do you know where Jefferson Davis were from?
No, you don't.
You want to know why?
Because you're an idiot.
You're a moron.
And this is why the Chinese are developing technology like teleportation while you idiots are using all your time and energy trying to vote for the American idol.
Oh, my God, Pia.
Pia Toscano is God.
Oh, shut up.
Give me a break.
Hey, you don't believe me?
Google it up.
You're on the internet, you moron.
You Google up China teleportation, you stupid idiots.
It's there.
Think I'm lying.
All right, you think I'm lying?
Go look it up for yourself, you stupid idiots.
Anyway, I've had enough of 404.
You have anything else to say for a 29-year-old man?
We've got to hear this.
Go ahead.
Yeah, you could bitch about China being better than us, but you could also just learn and be better than them.
It doesn't help to just bitch about.
Jesus Christ.
Who's your teacher?
Gary Busey?
Huh?
Yeah, good things like this only happen for the first time once.
I mean, just get this idiot.
Get him off.
Get him off.
Let's take another caller here.
Got one one one on the horn.
What's going on?
I'm gal baby bun.
That's me.
I can't believe you can't even remember me, baby bud.
Oh, my God.
You're still around?
How the hell did they get a hold of you, for Christ's sake?
Where the hell did you come from?
Actually, you called me.
You say you met me once.
He told us truck that you met me.
He thought that he found me.
He thought, Yeah, I'm back, baby Buzz.
Where do you want to meet up, huh?
You want to go to Revolution?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Get him off.
Are you kidding me?
That's horrible.
We didn't need this guy calling up, acting like, you know, he wants to eat the corn out of my crap.
I don't want, we don't need this.
We don't need this right now, man.
We don't need it.
All right?
Trying to have a serious discussion here.
All right, we were talking about how La Nina, according to the scientists, are causing all these atmospheric disturbances in America today, which are unprecedented.
Tornadoes, you know, hail the size of softballs and all this other crap.
We can blame La Niña.
La Niña.
La Nina.
La Nina.
So we can blame that stupid bitch, you know, for all this.
So thanks, La Nina.
And thanks for the scientists for letting us know.
I didn't realize that they had a pretty good close relationship with La Nina.
So anyway, let's take another caller, shall we?
We got the Magier.
The Magier, is that you?
Yeah.
Hey, what's going on, man?
I'm just wondering.
I'm trying to start my own radio show, but the problem is I have Tourette's, and it's really hard for me to start my own radio show because I sometimes shout random stuff.
Be penis!
You all right, buddy?
Yeah, it happens.
What do you got?
Tourette's or something?
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
It's hard for me.
Jesus Christ.
You got to get that checked out.
You don't have no medication.
They can't shock, you know, give you some electro shocks to the brain or something, kind of knock that off.
Benus!
Benis!
Are you all right?
Having a little bit of a short circuit there, buddy?
Yeah, it's okay.
All right.
You need some help starting a radio show?
Is that what you're saying?
Yeah, I want to start a radio show about how to make money when you start very on a very low budget.
And get him off!
Get him off for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ, don't we have a show for that here on Blog Talk Radio?
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, go to that show, you know, and then say, yeah, I need some help because they're milky nuts.
Because every time I talk, I'll suck a cock and I do this kind of weird.
I do this with, I mean, give me a break.
Good God.
Syria Humanitarian Crisis00:07:46
Anyway, 646-652-4869.
Let's move on to another subject matter.
You know, we were talking about on Friday that Syria was going to crack down on this humongous protest that was being organized by the pro-democracy, pro-capitalist revolutionaries that are out there in Syria.
And the Syrian authorities said they were going to have a crackdown.
Well, they cracked down this weekend.
All right, they cracked down this weekend for Christ's sake.
Believe it or not, they went in.
They kidnapped a whole bunch of people that participated or organized any of these protests.
They're shooting randomly in the street in even more indiscriminate fashion at this point in time.
People are dying.
Hundreds died this weekend, believe it or not.
Hundreds of innocent people.
Hundreds of innocent people here died.
And, you know, all because this asshole, Bashar al-Assad, some despot dictator that needs to be taken out.
All right?
You hear me, Bashar al-Assad?
You need to be taken out.
Just like the Ayatollah, just like all these other despotic pieces of hypocritical, authoritarian, totalitarian shit, you need to be taken out.
But no, you know what we're doing?
We're out here helping Al-Qaeda in Libya.
That's great, huh?
Anyway, 646-652-4869 is the number to call.
Let's take some more callers here.
111, you're on the air.
Yeah, yeah, hell golf.
It's your fridge running.
Yeah, it's your fridge running, baby.
Yeah, it's running.
Yeah, it's a nigga stealing.
It's a nigga stealing.
Don't catch him, baby.
It's a nigga stealing your fridge, baby.
A nigga stealing your fridge.
Yeah, we don't need that kind of racial slurs here, all right?
All right, we don't need any kind of racial slurs on here, all right?
I am not a racist.
I don't appreciate people using racial slurs on here, all right?
I mean, I'm a melting pot of friendship.
You know, that's what I like to consider myself.
I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be black.
You know, I have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be Mexican.
You know, I have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be Oriental.
You know, I mean, that's just all there is to it.
So don't sit here and call up and say any kind of racial nonsense.
All right?
I'm the melting pot of friendship, asshole.
All right?
Anyway, sorry.
Let me go ahead and continue on.
Like I said, folks, we need to start recognizing that this Syrian situation is a humanitarian situation.
You understand?
And, you know, my heart and soul goes out to the people that are out there fighting and dying in the streets for freedom.
Not to mention, folks, that we've had people in Iran.
You know, I've been personally corresponding up until a year or two ago with the revolution factions in Iran that are actually going out and trying to be in opposition towards the Ayatollah and Akwadimajad.
And they attempted in 2009 to perform a protest in the name of liberty, in the name of capitalism, in the name of freedom.
And they too were slaughtered.
Of course, our American government doesn't cover that.
They didn't cover the slaughtering of those poor people, but all the Libyans.
Oh, we got to go to Libya.
Jesus Christ.
Give me a break.
646-652-4869 is the number to call here, folks.
All right.
I mean, I can't believe that we're not calling, or even these stupid bureaucratic international institutions like the United Nations or NATO, not even these stupid dumb bureaucrats are even calling this, what's happening in Syria, a humanitarian situation.
It's a disgrace.
It's a disgrace.
I mean, you know, there's so much butchery and so much killing happening in the world.
It's pathetic.
It's pathetic.
And it's being, you know what?
This is all being done in primitive mindsets.
You know, primitive mindsets are, hey, my God's wee we is bigger than your god's wee we.
So I'm going to kill you.
Oh, my president's wee wee is bigger than your leader's wee we.
So I'm going to kill you.
I mean, this is what this is all about.
I mean, I'm not joking.
This is stupid.
It's stupid.
It's pathetic.
And is there anybody listening?
I mean, is this goddamn thing on for Christ's sake?
I mean, is there anybody out there?
Is there anybody listening for Christ's sake?
Stupid.
Anyway, folks, we're in the second hour of the True Capitalist Radio Broadcast.
Of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
If you could please, once again, retweet the broadcast.
All right, blogtalkradio.com/slash ghost.
And not to mention, there's a whole bunch of little buttons there in the little website, you know, little Facebook likes and your little tweet this now type of buttons and add this and all that.
Just go ahead and do what you got to do and spread it around.
Spread it around like wildfire.
Spread it around because you know what it's about.
We're in effect and in the house, and it's true capitalist radio.
All right, what we were talking about, we were talking about how no international bureaucratic institution like the United Nations or NATO is calling what's happening in Syria a humanitarian situation.
And we are just allowing Bashar al-Assad, this idiot that got bequeathed.
All right?
He got bequeathed the country of Syria.
This is not a guy that was elected by the people.
His daddy was the leader.
His daddy was the leader.
And then his daddy said, I'm about to die, son.
His country.
All right?
And this guy has the balls to sit here and shoot his own people.
And not only that, not only is Bashar al-Assad forcing his authorities to shoot the innocent people in Syria.
Not only is he forcing his forces to do that, he's also forcing his forces to kill any soldiers that refuse to shoot upon the people.
Can you believe this crap?
I mean, it's unbelievable.
I cannot believe that we're sitting here witnessing this and nothing's happening in the world today.
Good Lord.
Anyway, 646-652-4869 is the number to call here.
It's Monday, Blue Monday, and we're talking about Syria.
I want to hear from you.
What do you think about Syria, man?
I mean, you think that this is some kind of a joke?
That, you know, hundreds of people are literally, are literally dying in the streets for the same freedoms that these ungrateful assholes in America take advantage of every single day.
And the thing is, is that they're not even out there like those insane jehooties in Egypt, you know, wrecking their damn country apart.
That's not what they're doing.
They know better than that.
They're out there protesting.
They're out there, you know, causing civil unrest for Christ's sake.
And you got Bashar al-Assad ordering his men to kill these people.
All right?
To kill him.
To murder him for no reason.
Unbelievable.
Unfreaking believable.
646-652-4869.
I'm taking calls now.
000, you're on the air.
Yeah, a ghost.
Host Insults Caller00:04:48
Howard Stern is 10 times better than you.
You suck.
Go fucking die.
Get the hell out of here.
Your mother, first of all, should have the spirit of Ike Turner conjured up so he can get his pimp hands strong on that fat skankosaurus that shitted you out of her uterus.
Secondly, your father, your father should be repeatedly beaten in the balls with an acme brick so that there can be no chance whatsoever that there could be a replica of you walking the face of the planet.
All right, do you understand that you little weak voice sounded fruit bowl?
Do you understand what I just told you?
Huh?
I don't.
I'm retarded.
But you should be like Howard.
Yeah, you do sound retarded.
Of course you do.
You're selling an unoriginal piece of crap.
That's why you're sitting here by yourself on a computer trying to talk garbage to a real radio broadcast for capitalists when you should be sounding like a young little peach buzz on the balls having prick.
You should be going out there trying to get laid.
You should be going out to the, you know, wherever the hell you little kids hang out, the arcade game or the roller skating rink or wherever to go at the library.
You know, go out and get laid for Christ's sake.
You understand what I'm saying?
I'm not joking.
Go out and get laid.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, let me continue on.
Get off my line, you fruit ball.
Get him off.
Anyway, let's take another call here.
405, you're on the air.
Hey, area code 405.
What the hell?
Oh, oh, oh, come on.
Don't, don't, don't, don't go away.
Piece of crap.
And we got people on the chat room asking: is this a real live broadcast?
Is this a real radio?
You're damn right it's real.
They're surprised, kitten.
You're damn right, it's real.
This is true capitalist radio.
And spread that link around like wildfire.
Tell everybody that the man with the balls a size of grapefruits, the true capitalist that is spreading the knowledge like it ain't crap, the man that is sitting here on the internet telling it how it is, and anybody who doesn't like it, they can just literally eat my dick up till they hiccup.
All right?
And I'm sorry for cursing, but we got a lot of people in the chat room trying to be text chat warriors, you know, flapping their fat Dorito-stained fingers on the keyboard talking malarkey against me.
And I really don't appreciate it.
All right?
I really don't appreciate it.
All right, I think you people need to show me some goddamn respect.
All of you.
Anyway, 646-652-4869 is the number to call.
We got Area Code 917 on the horn.
What's going on?
I'm going to go say it, but you always have to hang up on me.
You know, I love you.
You know that, right?
Remember that time you proposed to me and you said you were going to marry me and go to Samfrigo?
Jesus Christ.
I mean, first of all, that's not the same guy.
Secondly, get rid of the lisp.
You know, get rid of the freaking lisp for Christ's sake, man.
I mean, that's another thing I don't really appreciate.
People that can't get their lisps out, you know, they're talking, I mean, shove your lisp up your ass.
Seriously.
I mean, get a goddamn speech impediment teacher to tell them to show you how to talk correctly.
We don't want to hear a lisp, all right?
That's singing even because I found you're singing a thing.
Stupid asshole.
That was no lows whatsoever.
None.
Zero zero zero, what's your excuse?
David Buzz, why did you hang up on me?
You know, that was me, right?
Yeah, shut up.
Zero zero zero, you're on the air.
How are you, stranger?
The hell is this?
I'm a top two idiot.
Oh, here we go.
We got with the Arnold Schwarzenegger soundboard, all right?
Here, here, say the one.
I'm a copy with it.
I'm Detective John Kimball.
Come on, I want to hear it.
Yes!
Say, I'm Detective John Kimball.
Say it.
Hey, I'm a police officer.
John Kimball.
Say, I'm Detective John Kimball.
Say it, you moron.
No.
You know what that is?
You know what you just did?
This is what you just did.
Yeah, major fail.
Major fail.
Anyway, get this idiot off.
Learn how to work a soundboard while you're at it there, boy.
Worst Meme Fail00:10:42
Anyway, 646-652-4869 is the number to call here.
Let's take some more callers.
Well, you know what?
I want to talk a little bit more about Syria, and then I'm going to move on.
I think that everybody needs to recognize that the situation in Syria is getting dire.
I mean, there should be no reason why Bashar al-Assad is ordering his authorities to shoot into the crowd.
Not to mention, he is shooting his soldiers that refuse to shoot into the crowd.
We don't need this crap.
You understand?
We don't need this crap.
So what I'm saying is, in the words of a gangster rapper back in the 90s called Spice One, I think Bashar al-Assad needs a.
187, 187, 187, 187, 1887, 187, 187, 187, you understand?
Anyways, 646-652-4869 is the number to call here.
I'm going to move on.
Libya, of course, the Libyan rebels, the theater of combat that's being engaged by the American people or the American military industrial complex and NATO.
The Libyan rebels aren't happy with our cover.
You know, they're not happy with what we're providing them.
They're not.
They're not happy.
They're like, we need more cover.
We need more cover.
I mean, good God.
I mean, we can't fight the war for you, there, rebels.
All right?
And not to mention, I think you're al-Qaeda.
All right.
If you want my personal opinion, you know, with all due respect, I think you're Al-Qaeda.
I mean, not all of you, but a lot of you.
I mean, our State Department said it.
Eastern Libya, a faction of anti-Gaddafi al-Qaeda factions, I mean, you know, it's there.
I mean, and now, you know, not only are we providing cover for these idiots, we got predator drones, we got CIA operatives out there, we're probably, you know, arming these people.
Unfreaking believable, man.
Unbelievable what America is doing right now.
You know what I'm saying?
Unbelievable.
Anyway, and not to mention that John McCain, this old whimbag, this idiot, anytime there's any kind of a military squirmish involved in America, John McCain is just so eager, so eager to send young women and children, young men and women to die in a war.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, right when we did this invasion in Afghanistan after 9-11, I mean, this guy, we need ground troops.
We need at least 150,000, 200,000 ground troops.
We're going to go in there, and we're going to send them all to die.
We're going to send them all to die.
You know, when Iraq came along, we need 500,000 troops.
We're going to send them all out there and die.
Because I'm John McCain.
I'm a war hero.
I'm a war hero.
Even though I crashed my plane and got captured by the enemy, but I'm a war hero.
Even though the only reason they kept me alive was because my dad was an admiral.
But hey, I'm a war hero.
And I think that I have the authority to go out there and tell people that they should go out there and die.
What a scumbag.
You know what I'm saying?
John McCain, you're a disgusting scumbag.
And anybody's going to sit over here and try to take up for John McCain over here trying to go to Libya.
He was actually in Libya.
I mean, of course, he had the cover of the United States military and so on and so forth.
But this guy actually went out there and hobnobbed with whatever he thought was the rebels out there.
We don't even know who the rebels are.
He hobnobbed with some idiot.
He got a photo op out there trying to make himself look like a brave soldier of some sort.
But, you know, let's be honest, John McCain.
I mean, you know, you know, let let's be honest.
You know, you have no right to be so warhawky, all right?
Yeah, okay, you were a POW, but why were you a POW?
All right, you got shot down, all right, and you couldn't hide, you couldn't, I mean, they got you.
And then when they realized that you were an admiral's son, what happened?
Well, they kept you alive so that they could use you as a negotiating tool.
You know, and of course, I mean, I don't want to bring up the reports that came out in those groups during the campaign that, you know, you were kind of treated better than the other prisoners.
But, of course, that's hearsay.
I don't know that for a fact.
I mean, that was alleged, of course.
But I just take offense, Mr. McCain.
Every time there's some kind of skirmish in the world, you're so, I mean, adamant and so eager.
It's like you get a hard-on.
Wanting to send young men and women.
I want to go out there or die.
Go out there.
Die.
The hell with that.
All right.
Give me a break.
646-6524869 is the number to call here.
I want to hear from you.
All right.
I want to hear from you.
I mean, what do you think about this Libyan situation?
What do you think about John McCain?
All right?
What do you think about John dumbass old wimbag oval team drinking, gnawing his food with his gums, having golden girls watching McCain?
What do you think about this guy?
I want to hear from you, huh?
I mean, we got two smucks on the horn right now that have already called up, and they've already made jagasses of themselves.
So you're not going to make another jagass of me again, all right?
You understand?
You got no lows the last time.
I doubt you went to jokes.com, ripped off something to make it funny.
I doubt you did that.
You understand?
And even if you did, you sound fruity.
You know what I mean?
So it's not going to be funny.
It's not going to be funny.
Anyway, let's take a call.
We got 111 on the line.
What's up?
I'm Josh David Boss.
I want to be your POW.
Get out of here.
Get this out.
Jesus Christ.
I make one inference to this idiot.
I make one reference to this morning.
And all of a sudden, this guy's calling up in like 80 different numbers for Christ's sake.
I'm like, good damn it, man.
Let me take a drink of this rabbit goddamn coronary.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I mean, I just don't understand, man.
I'm just sitting over here trying to have a show, and I got these people.
I got internet bot stalkers on one end.
And then I got somebody else sitting over here trying to, you know, I don't know, play stupid Rick Rolls and that stupid Fresh Prince of Belle Air song, man.
I mean, that has got to be the worst meme of all time.
I don't like Will Smith, all right?
I don't like him.
I mean, you know, I will never forgive him and Jada Pinkett Smith for literally ruining one of the greatest movies of all time, The Karate Kid.
All right?
The Karate Kid and having to put their dumbass cornrow kid as Danielson.
And then we had to believe that Jackie Chan was Mr. Miyagi.
Are you kidding me?
I mean, seriously.
I mean, you gotta be disgustingly sickening to me.
Jackie Chan, Mr. Miyagi.
You piece of crap.
And then no, no, that Jada Pinkett, we know you was banging Tupac, baby.
I mean, hey, Will, how does it feel to get Tupac's twelfths?
Huh?
Oh, Jesus.
How do you want it?
How do you want it?
How do you feel?
Going up, living in the Basque Lame Mine.
I mean.
Yeah.
Jesus Christ.
Hey, look, let's continue on.
6466524869 is the number to call.
We got somebody else from California, two hundred and one three.
You're on the horn.
Baby, it's me again.
It's me.
I had to call you back because you made some comments earlier talking about how you weren't racist.
But I've heard you, ghost.
I've heard you talk about Barack Obama.
And right after you talk about him, you play the Sefan and Solanstein song.
And that, what is that, ghost?
I don't understand how it's talking about.
What are you talking about?
There's nothing racist about that.
There is nothing racist about that.
What I'm saying is that he is turning our America into a junkyard America.
Don't you understand that?
You're turning it into Junkyard America, for Christ's sake.
Oh, there it is.
Welcome to Junkyard America, baby.
Yeah, that's the new Obama liberal America.
I'll be back for you, baby.
Come on.
Oh, JFPA.
I'm a man of man.
I'm Barack Obama, man.
We ain't Joey Artemis.
I don't see anything racist with that 213.
No, baby, I guess, maybe I'm just being delusional.
But I got one more thing to bring up to you, baby.
You said that the Fresh Print the Bel Air song.
You said, wouldn't you say that was the worst what of all time?
The worst, worst, worst way.
The worst meme.
The worst meme of all time.
Ghost, what the fuck is a meme?
What the fuck are you doing?
You know what?
I mean, that's a good question because I have no idea as well.
But, you know, some of these youngsters out here live and breathe this little meme crap.
And, you know, they like using words like barrel roll and Rick rolls and they like their little fresh print of their layer rolls.
And they actually think it's a great time.
They think they're accomplishing something in life.
Well, I don't know what the fuck a meme is, but it sounds pretty homo to me.
But I just wanted to say the reason you don't like the fresh print the belt song, ghosts, is because that's a story about black people living in fucking Bel Air and you don't like that.
Dating Advice for Men00:15:06
And I thought, oh, that's a lot of people.
That's crap, and you know it.
That's a bunch of crap and you know it.
I don't care if there's black people living in upper class.
I mean, this is America.
We can do what we want.
What I don't appreciate is I don't like Will Smith.
I just don't like him.
He's a piece of trash.
In my personal opinion, I don't like the ghost.
What do you got against Will Smith, baby?
He's a positive influence for the black community.
You know, he's a good influence for the community, baby.
A positive influence.
A positive influence.
What are you talking about teaching the sports?
I don't care about the.
First of all, hold on, hold on.
Hold on, 213.
What are you talking about?
Positive influence.
I mean, I read recently that him and Jada Pink had funded some goddamn private school where, you know, not only has some nefarious Scientology connections, but at the same time, these idiots are teaching, you know, gay and lesbian education for Christ's sake.
So what are you talking about that they're great influences and positive members to the black community?
What are you talking about?
Hey, baby, I love lesbian experiences.
Hey, if Will Smith likes lesbian experiences, I ain't gonna hate on them.
Because that's some good stuff, ghosts.
You ever seen those videos on?
I'm not gonna sit here and listen to this crap sitting over here saying, Yeah, I love lesbian experiences, baby.
Yeah.
Yeah, you know, I could just imagine, you know, a fat ass-thighed Shaniqua with a fat-ass-thighed shenane, you know, giving your ass a sandwich.
And to be honest with you, there's something about that that doesn't, you know, really ring as sexually arousing to me.
All right?
I mean, seeing bitches that, you know, you see on Maury Povich getting naked and want to get their freak on is not something that's really attractive to me.
And not to mention that any bitch that's going to have a menage etrois is probably pretty fertile.
And she's going to get you with some kids.
That's why you're in there in that situation.
You see some kid crying in the background.
Wee!
And you're going to get hooked up with some kid, and then, you know, there goes your life because, you know, if you happen to get a good job, this loser bimbo that you just had a menage étroi with one time, one time, you know, you had a kid with, and now you're down, you know, what was it, 20%?
20% of what you earn goes right into that woman's pocket.
So welcome to America.
Anyway, let's take some calls here: 646-652-4869.
We got area code 631 on the horn.
No, no, no, no.
All right.
We know the ghost.
That was made by Finn.
Let me tell you, that's the Ghost Rage remix that's out there on YouTube.
And not to mention that I like a lot of the flattering YouTube videos that are made of yours, truly.
A lot of the ones that are positive.
You know, there's a couple of them that are made by some young teenagers that I have impacted that mean a lot to me.
You know what I'm saying?
But all the other unflattering YouTube videos that you ass clowns keep putting up on me trying to make me look like a Jagoff, trying to make me look stupid, trying to make me look like an idiot.
I really don't appreciate that.
And you need to stop.
You understand what I'm saying?
You assholes need to stop.
I don't mind the flattery of admiring one's work here, but don't sit over here and make me look like a Jagoff.
All right?
Pieces of crap.
Anyway, thanks for the Ghost Rage remix.
That was pretty funny.
Let's take some more calls here.
We got 000.
What's going on?
I'm Ghost Baby.
It was the only thing you impacted with my asshole like a couple of months ago.
Get this pretty ass off.
Jesus Christ.
Jeez.
Anyway, let me take another call.
724, you're on the air.
Yeah, hey, ghosts.
You said lesbians aren't sexually attractive or something.
So what would you find the most sexually attractive thing?
What would I find?
How about just one piece of ass that doesn't have any kids that can possibly be down for me if there's ever a Bonnie and Clyde situation going on?
That's what would be attractive to me, and that's what I got.
I got a woman that's out here, and she's my wife.
We've raised children.
I mean, I've got grandchildren for Christ's sake, and she will follow me into hell.
You understand?
She'll follow me into hell for Christ's sake.
And that's what you need.
You don't need some bimbo who's going to be nothing more than dead weight for Christ's sake.
And just imagine any bitch that's going to allow themselves to participate in any kind of menage croix.
Don't get me wrong.
I mean, if you're a single guy, hey, participate in it.
Just make sure that you don't knock these bitches up.
But if you're somebody who is just insistent upon doing it and you do it with a girl that you consider your girlfriend, I mean, that's just a recipe for disaster because any girl that's willing to do that is a slimest, slimiest, whorebaggest piece of crap.
I could probably buy her with a couple of hundred bucks, you know, or a damn Gucci purse.
All right?
So this is what I'm saying.
I mean, you know, what I find more attractive is a beautiful, badass woman who's going to understand that if we get together, it's a team.
You understand?
That we need to ride or die with each other, and we need to understand that whatever we do as a couple, we've got to do it together and progress.
We've got to go out there and be ballers together.
We've got to live large together.
And we can't halter each other's progress by being a bunch of narcissistic or egotistical bunch of shit.
All right?
That's what I find attractive.
Not some bimbo lesbo that, oh, look at me.
I got a big fat ass.
I got some big, juicy pits.
And I like women.
Oh, yeah.
Why don't you take a look at all the good-looking whores that were popular like 15 years ago?
Take a look at what they look like now.
All right?
Take a look at all the.
I mean, you understand beauty fades faster than you can even imagine, baby.
I mean, let me tell you something.
All you guys out here, all right?
All of you guys that were out here, you know, trying all this stuff.
You know, I don't even want to.
Do you have anything else to say besides you like lesbians, 724?
I understand you.
And it makes perfect sense that, you know, a woman should always stick by her man.
Oh, okay, thanks.
I mean, you know, I appreciate it.
At least you fessed up that you didn't know any better.
But what I'm saying is that you need to realize that you need to ride or die with whoever you're with.
And let me tell you, the person you're with can't be a detriment either.
You know, they can't be a loser that provides nothing.
You know, that's unproductive, that sits by and plays video games all day or sits by and does nothing.
You know, you need a partner that's going to progress mentally with you.
And you can't stop learning, baby.
This ain't like the old days like the baby boomers where they can be literal numbskulls for 50, 60, 70, 80 years and get by.
You're not going to get by being an idiot in this new world, folks.
You're going to have to always progress your mental capacity.
You're going to have to always learn innovation, new things.
This is not a joke.
Not a joke.
Anyway, thank you for your call.
646-652-4869.
We got another 111 call on the line.
What's going on?
Hello?
Yeah, what's going on, man?
Oh, hey.
Yeah, I was hearing your whole bit about relationships and stuff.
I really take it true.
Oh, thank you.
I mean, I want to be the very best in a relationship like no one ever was.
You know, to catch the heart.
That's my real test.
To train them.
Well, you know, wait a minute.
You sound a little bit of a passionate feller there, all right?
Now, don't get too passionate in trying to look for love here.
If you start doing that, you're going to try to marry the first broad that gives you a hand job.
All right?
I mean, seriously, you don't want to do that.
What you need to realize is that there are so many, you know that there are more men, or excuse me, more women than men in this world.
More women than men.
There are like, I think, four or five women to every man in this world.
And yet, men can continuously find reasons why they don't have a significant other.
Well, maybe it's because you have no personality.
This is what I tell you about personality.
Personality goes a long way, folks.
All right?
And, you know, you have to appeal to a woman's inner perspective so that she can appreciate your personality.
But, you know, you remember these stupid, dumbass dating shows that were on back in the day.
Do you remember that?
You remember those dating shows back in the day, like Blind Date and, you know, these stupid dating shows that were all around?
What was the first thing that would come out of the idiot's mouth when they were on this blind date?
By the time they got to the dinner, what was the thing that came?
So what kind of sexual positions do you like?
Or, hey, you know, you get freaky or you want you.
I mean, give me a break, you asshole.
I mean, this is why you don't get nobody because you're sitting out there worried about getting laid for Christ's sake, man.
All right?
I mean, Jesus Christ, have you idiots ever heard about peeping game?
You know what I'm saying?
Peep game for Christ's sake.
But no, you see, males nowadays, they're so absent-minded because of our stupid education system, dumbing them down, robbing them of cognitive reasoning and understanding, and putting nothing more than spit-back knowledge in their head.
You know, guys are just coming up regurgitating what some other idiot said to some other chick that they saw pick up.
I kid you not.
This is what guys are doing.
They saw their boy, you know, pick up some kind of chick with some line like, hey, baby, is your dad a terrorist?
Because you'd a bomb, baby.
Yeah, oh, yeah.
Like some stupid, ridiculous, dumb line like that.
And these idiots go with it.
They run with it.
I kid you not.
I mean, this is why, you know, chicks, for lack of a better term, they don't know how to pick out the right guy.
Because first of all, they want the dangerous guy.
You know what I'm saying?
They want the dangerous guy.
They want the badass.
They want the guy with the big balls.
You understand?
That'll keep them safe, that sort of thing.
But the problem is, in today's day and age, that manly bravado has been correlated with criminality.
It's been correlated with loserdom, you know, and this fucking hip-hop garbage, this idea that, yeah, baby, I'm a gangster.
I'm a thugster, baby.
I'm a pimp, baby.
And, you know, basically, what most of these people that affiliate themselves with this hip-hop culture, what they try to do is be like pimps.
They try to, you know, they're losers.
They've got the sideways hats and they're playing PlayStation or Xbox all day.
It's ridiculous.
It's utterly ridiculous.
So, you know, my advice to the young males out there that, you know, want to peep game on some of these broads, the first thing you need to do is, you know, step your game up a little bit.
You understand?
Step your game up.
Stop looking so slovenly.
All right.
I know there's a lot of people out there that are listening in that think that they're not good-looking people, you know, for whatever reason, you know, whether you're cursed with an ugly face or whatever.
This is your chance to get creative.
You know, even if you've got to watch some of these fag shows, you know what I mean?
Even if you've got to watch some of these shows, hey, I mean, make yourself up for Christ's sake.
You understand?
Make yourself up.
Make yourself look good, presentable.
I mean, if you look in the mirror and have no respect for yourself, what makes you think that some broad is going to have any respect for you?
You understand?
So, all I'm saying is step your game up, man.
Step your game up.
And, you know, look, it's okay to have a few pounds on you.
You know, if you've got a little bit of the, you know, gut on you, that's fine.
But, man, you fat bastards that just don't know when to stop.
You know, where you're looking down and all you can see is your stomach.
You can't even see your prick anymore.
You know what I mean?
The only way you know it's down there is when you're holding it to take a whiz.
You understand what I'm saying?
I mean, once you start looking down, you can't see your penis, you can't see your penis anymore.
That's when you should put the fucking fork down, for lack of a better term.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
Put the fork down.
Anyway, 646652-4869 is the number to call.
I want to hear from you.
I'm just trying to tell guys, step their games up, man.
Step their games up.
And not to mention, don't get lured by looks either, man.
All right?
No, don't.
I mean, you know, broads, you notice how you're starting to see a lot more scantily clad, big-titted, big-bootied broads out here.
Haven't you noticed that?
I mean, haven't you noticed that you get a lot of big-titted, big-bootied broads, and they're flashing their stuff?
Don't fall for that crap.
You know what that means?
That means they're for sale.
That's what that means.
They're for sale.
And the only way that you're going to, you know, maintain their loyalty is if you keep buying them the Gucci bags and the coach purses, baby, and get their nails done and their hair did.
You understand what I'm saying?
So anyway, 646652-4869, let's take some more calls.
111, you're on the air.
Baby Bunt, would you give me up those if I buy you a Gucci bag?
Jesus.
Southern Stereotypes and Guns00:03:33
Christ, goodness!
Damn it!
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, somebody's asking in the chat room if I'm a gun owner.
You're goddamn right.
Are you kidding me?
I don't even leave my house without packing a gun.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
I mean, out here in Texas, you can legally carry a gat and no big deal.
You know what I'm saying?
So that's why I'm saying, I mean, I am all for anybody trying to come up to me in the goddamn street and trying to throw fist to cuffs with me.
You understand what I'm saying?
I'm the southern stereotype now.
Oh, I'm the southern stereotype because I'll carry a gun.
I'll carry a good.
You're going over there.
Stupid broad.
Surprise kitten.
This is probably some fat, jelly-ass bimbo that's hanging around the bee forum and trying to look for somebody to give her a finger-banging session because she's having a lackadaisical approach at getting somebody to pay her poontang any attention in the social pipeline that is her schooling or wherever the hell she conducts herself.
Get the hell out of here.
As a matter of fact, let's get this bitch out of here, you stupid scancosaurus whorebag.
Where is she?
Get her out.
Get out!
Get that stupid skank out of here!
Get her out!
You stupid scancosaurus whorebag.
All right, get out of here anyway.
All right, let's just continue on, all right?
646652-4869.
All right, let's continue on, Shelly.
818, you're on the air.
Hello?
Hey, what's up?
Jesus Christ.
Here we go.
Another fruit bowl trying to act cool here.
Well, share your fruity ass voice so you can show the people how fruity the youths are getting here.
Let's hear your little fruity voice.
Come on.
I'm big fruitcake.
Yeah, we know it.
We can hear the twang in your voice for Christ's sake.
Your mother should be big flat perhaps.
Keep talking.
I'm trying to guess your nationality.
I'm trying to guess what you are.
Come on, keep talking.
I need some more talking.
What am I?
What am I?
You sound like a Mexican from where I'm sounding.
You sound like a Mexican.
I'm big Mexican.
Yeah, you sound.
I can hear that twang in your voice for Christ's sake.
You know, you're probably eating a taco right now.
Oh, yeah.
I eat big taco.
Each amount taco.
Get this stupid Mexican up.
Get him off for Christ's sake.
He sounds like he's chewing on a tamale right now.
What are you talking about?
Anyway, let me continue on, shall we?
I'm trying.
You know, I mean, I'm getting all kinds of people up in here.
You know, I mean, the last thing I need is like, you know, you notice how Mexicans, you know, with the exception of Goofy Bone, you know, much props to him where the hell he's at.
But, you know, most Mexicans, they're no longer cholos anymore.
You know what I'm saying?
They're either fruit bowls.
They're either fruity ass bastards or they're like Jesse Berego fruity ass or they're or they're fat pelons.
You know what I mean?
Like baldies.
That's what the Mexicans call them.
They're like pelon.
It's like it means bald.
They're like fat pillons or they're fruit bowls.
Respect the Capitalist Army00:14:51
You know, there's no in-between.
Whatever happened to the old cholo.
You know what I mean?
Whatever happened to the old, you know, putting the two buttons up, you know, looking like Paco Aguilar from Blood In Bought Out, you know, kind of cholos for Christ's sake, man.
What the hell happened to that?
You know, somebody's like, that's right, dude.
What do you got to say now, dog?
I mean, what happened to that?
Whatever happened to that cholo?
No, we got.
No, look at me.
I'm a Mexican now, and I like to talk like a fruit bully.
That's what I like to do.
Yeah, stupid, fruity ass bastards.
I'm getting sick here.
Let me take a drink of this bourbon here.
Good stuff.
Anyway, before we took calls, we were talking about John McCain going to Libya, talking about how we should support those Al-Qaeda idiots.
And let me tell you, I know that the American media doesn't want to focus on the fact that these Libyans that the United States and NATO are supporting actually have linkings to Al-Qaeda.
But yet we're funding these guys.
We're providing air cover.
I mean, we're even providing CIA ops out there on the ground.
We're even giving them goddamn armaments, for Christ's sake.
And here we got John McCain saying, yeah, we need to send more troops out there to die.
Anyway, I want to continue on.
I actually wrote this on my Twitter.
And for all those folks that are listening in, my Twitter account is ghostpolitics.
All one word, no underscores, ghost politics.
Right there.
Follow me on Twitter.
And by the way, man, why don't you retweet some of these tweets that I put out for Christ's sake, man, and spread them around, especially some of the news and stuff that I'm putting up, man?
I mean, seriously, spread it around out here.
But anyway, I actually tweeted about this.
As it happened, Taliban actually helped escape 480 prisoners that were held in a Kandahar prison in Afghanistan earlier today.
And this just goes to show you how debacled that these theaters of combat that we're in in America as American military is.
I mean, it's just it's getting pathetic.
I mean, you know, reports are that the Taliban was able to dig a hole into the prison, all right?
Into the prison.
They dug a hole in there, and lo and behold, they got these damn 480 prisoners out of the prison.
And now, what are these prisoners going to do?
They're going to go out there and fight the jihad.
I'm going to go fight the jihad.
And welcome to America.
You know, this is the military front.
You know, I mean, remember Barack Obama?
Remember?
Yes, we can, baby.
Yes, we can.
I am the peace president, baby.
I am the peace president, baby.
And now we're in four different theaters of combat.
We're in Afghanistan.
We're also having predator drones and air attacks in Pakistan.
We're also in Iraq.
And now we're in Libya.
Oh, yeah, Obama.
That's not going to throw fuel on the fire, right?
Huh?
Ah, Jesus Christ.
Anyway, Afghanistan, 480 prisoners out of Bakandahar prison escaped thanks to the Taliban.
And it's unbelievable.
I want to hear from you.
646-652-4869 is the number to call.
Area code 203, you're on the air.
Is this a Krusty Krab?
No, geez.
Didn't you call last time?
It's lame.
That is a lame-ass prank.
Just give him that burger, you fat bitch.
I mean, seriously, that is the lamest prank I've ever heard in my life.
And let me tell you something.
Why don't you give me your father's phone number?
Give it to me right now.
Why don't I give you that?
Why did I give you the brand?
Yeah, give me your father's phone number so I can tell him what type of fruity ass crap popped out of his nutsack.
All right, you fruity bastard.
Get this idiot off my line.
Get him off.
Christ's sake, man.
It's stupid.
Stupid, stupid, stupid.
815, you're on the air.
Hello?
Yeah.
I was wondering whether you saw what's your tarpley's report about.
Yeah, what report?
Tarpley.net.
Yeah, Wester Tarpley, are you speaking of?
Yeah.
Yeah, Western Tarpley.
Talking specifically about the Libyan rebels lynching black people.
And shut up.
Get this idiot out of here.
Give me a break.
908, you're on the air.
Hello.
Is this Krusty Krab?
Your mother has Krusty Krabs, you stupid moron.
Get this idiot off my get off!
Give me a break.
You know, I really don't appreciate what's going on here.
I really do not appreciate what in the hell is happening here.
You know, I'm sitting over here shooting pearls to people out here, all right?
I'm shooting pearls, all right?
And it doesn't seem like I'm getting a fair amount of appreciation around here, and I really don't appreciate it.
All right?
I don't appreciate it.
I mean, I sit out here, you know, take about three hours of my day, you know, in attempts to try to relay some capitalist ideas, you know, trying to help people out there make some capital.
And let me tell you, there's some people out there.
They're listening in.
I've got some true fans.
You know, people that are a part of the capitalist army.
They know what's going on.
They know I'm representing.
But then you've got these scumbags here.
You know, these scumbag bastards that are calling me up.
That are trying.
I mean, I sincerely hope that these assholes are getting laid with these lame-ass prank calls that they're trying to inflict upon me.
Because let me tell you something.
They're lame and they make me sick.
And I'm going to tell you assholes right now.
Let me tell you something.
You better listen, and you better listen good.
You sorry sacks of shit better stop.
Do you understand?
You better stop prank calling me.
You better stop throwing those despicable, disgusting YouTube videos about me.
You need to stop doing all this crap.
And I'm not joking, man.
This is the final straw.
Y'all are starting to really piss me off now.
I'm sitting over here trying to have a good conversation.
I'm still trying to have a decent show here.
And I've got these stupid, no-personality-habit, ballless assholes talking garbage.
Now, before I blow a goddamn gasket, I'm telling you, before I blow a goddamn gasket, I'm going to sit down.
I'm going to sit down here.
Just calm down.
there we go All right.
I feel better now.
I feel better.
All right, folks.
I'm sorry, man.
I'm trying here.
I'm trying to take a couple of deep breaths here before I blow a goddamn head gasket because these assholes continue to prank all me up.
I don't appreciate it, man.
All right?
I'm a capitalist.
Don't you understand that?
I'm a capitalist, and I deserve the respect accorded that particular label.
So I deserve it, and you better start respecting.
Jesus Christ.
111, you're on the air.
Yeah, hello.
Yeah, what's up?
Yeah, I was.
I heard you talking about all these dumb internet videos and these meanies.
Oh, they're dumb.
Yeah, I don't appreciate the internet videos that they put out about me.
They're dumb and they're stupid.
They're all over the internet.
You're damn right.
You're damn right.
They're all over the internet.
Thank you for calling.
You're damn right.
All right.
You are damn right.
And I don't appreciate it, man.
Now, there are some YouTube videos that are nice.
And, you know, you can tell that they were made with a genuine spirit.
You know, I mean, they were inspired, you know, by genuine thoughts and feelings.
But then you got these other disgusting, despicable videos of yours truly out here that are trying to make me look like a jag off, and I don't appreciate it whatsoever.
I don't appreciate it.
Stop it.
Anyway, thanks for calling, man.
I appreciate it.
Another 111 call.
Are you there?
I'm just serious.
I'm not pranking you, but I really want to float fight with you, you know?
Jesus Christ, I can't just earn your heart!
I'm getting sick of tired of this crap.
I'm tired for good.
Artychondria, I've got to calm down.
I got to calm down.
Damn it.
Now, look at this.
I got a mess everywhere.
I got a mess all over this goddamn place.
I GOT A MESS EVERYWHERE NOW!
GOD DAMN IT!
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
All this crap ever.
All this crap.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Oh, man, oh, man.
I mean, please, I'm sorry.
I'm just, I'm tired, man.
All right?
Yeah, I'm talking garbage to me, man.
I'm just broadcasting, you know what I'm saying?
Just broadcasting.
Anyway, I'm going to take some calls here, man.
You know what?
I'm going to take a break.
I'm going to take a break right now, but let me tell you, sorry, sex.
Crap, something, alright?
Let me tell you something.
I don't appreciate what's going on here.
I don't appreciate you idiots calling me up, making me look like a jag off, making me look stupid.
All right?
I don't appreciate it whatsoever.
All right?
I mean, you idiots need to realize that I'm a capitalist, damn it.
I'm a capitalist!
Damn it!
And I think that all of you should be respecting me and respecting that position in society.
I'm a capitalist anyway.
I'm going to take a damn break here, folks.
And when I get back, when I get back from this break, I better hope that everybody here, you know, gets with it and stops being a bunch of jagasses to me, all right?
I just, I'm serious.
I don't want to hear any more prank calls anymore than that.
Barrel roll, barrel!
I don't want to hear any more.
I don't want to hear it.
So I'm going to take a break, folks, because, man, my heart's beating like a rabbit.
You know, my heart's beating like a rabbit right now.
So I'm going to take a couple-minute break.
But before I go, I know that there's some people out there that are listening in.
They're like ghosts.
They're private messaging me right now saying, ghosts, calm down.
We believe in you.
Just calm down.
And, you know, I want to thank you for those kind words of encouragement, man.
Please go to www.capitalistarmy.com.
All right, capitalistarmy.com.
Go ahead and go there.
And I got to take a break, man.
I just feel out of it, man.
Anyway, later on in the program, we're actually going to be talking about all these little happy states, you know.
Oh, my state is so happy.
We're the happiest state in the yang.
Suicide Rate in Towns00:06:21
Well, you know, there's a high rate of suicides in these little towns out here.
We're going to talk about that later on.
And let me tell you something right now, folks.
Let me tell you something right now.
The reason that they have a high rate of suicides in these so-called little great parts of the country is because anybody who is overly happy, anybody who tries to be overly happy about what's going on, all this ridiculous garbage, is definitely in need of a suicide solution, if you know what I'm talking about, huh?
A Napa guy knows the only way you'd give a freshly minute driver a brand new car is if he promises to never drive it.
Instead, let him grind the gears and knock over the neighbor's mailbox in something a little more suited to his skill level.
And with over 400,000 parts and a little Napa know-how, he can safely drive something that's nearly as old as he is.
It's not perfect, but it's perfect for him.
That's Napa Know-How.
Lofto Radio.
This is True Capitalist Radio.
True Capitalist Radio.
I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
The badass of business.
Give him capitalism or give him death.
That's it, period.
Broadcasting from his Skylight Office studios in beautiful downtown Austin, Texas.
You sound fruitier than a box of fruit loops, for Christ's sake.
And now, he'll take it from here.
Your host, the prognosticator of prognosticators.
The man they call...
Go Me.
Thank you for tuning in with me to another edition of True Capitalist Radio.
And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
This is episode number 72 for all the people that are keeping track with the True Capitalist broadcast.
And for all the folks that are listening in, if you could please retweet the broadcast, go to the Twitter sites, go to all the social networking sites and spread it around like wildfire that True Capitalist Radio is in effect and in the house.
Anyway, without any further ado, folks, we got a whole bunch of crap to talk about, to say the least.
I hope everybody had a good East Star.
You know, hopefully everybody had a good East Star.
You know, that's what you're celebrating.
I hope you notice that in the sky, we have the Eastern Star in the sky prevalent after Sunday.
That's why you're celebrating the East Star Sunday.
So anyway, let me just go ahead and continue on because, you know, it's no through there's no use getting through to some of the people that are already in the chat room flapping their fat Cheeto stained fingers on the keyboard trying to talk malarkey against me.
But anyway, I hope y'all had a good East Star Sunday.
And oh, yeah, by the way, they're not even hiding it anymore.
You know, I read it on Yahoo.com news that the buddy rabbit and the eggs and all this symbolism behind the Easter Sunday celebration is related to paganism.
Oh, yeah, that's right.
That's right.
Hey, we're pagans now, right?
We're pagans.
Anyway, 646-652-4869 is the number to call.
Don't need to get anybody ruffled on any of the discourse that I just took place in because I know there's a lot of people, a lot of religious folks that are like, Don't you dare talk about my God that way, ghost.
If you're going to talk about my God that way, we're going to have some problems.
So anyway, let me go ahead and continue on with the program, folks.
The Dow Jones Industrials is a little bit on the flat side.
The whole markets, equities in general, are on the flat side because earnings have been somewhat mixed in its results.
Radio Shacked is cutting its forecasts in half.
I mean, we had news that Nintendo, Nintendo's profits are down by 90 to 80%.
Some ridiculous number that's unbelievable.
So anyway, let me just go ahead and continue with the markets.
Dow Jones Industrial closes out today at $12,479.
You're listening to Ghost on True Capitalist Radio.
Capitalist Radio.
Geez, we're back.
I'm sorry.
I had to take a break there, man.
That was a little bit of Aussie with Suicide Solution.
Oh, yeah, some Aussie Osborne, yeah.
A sure, sure.
Anyway, at one point when he had all his faculties, he was kind of a cool guy.
But anyway, once again, I'd like for everybody to please follow me on Twitter, man.
All right?
Follow me on Twitter.
Ghost Politics is the name to follow.
Right there.
There's the name, Ghost Politics.
Follow me on Twitter.
Kick back with me.
Send some tweets.
And hey, retweet some of the tweets that I've got.
All right.
Come on now.
Come on now, boy.
I didn't call y'all boy.
I called y'all a kaboy.
That's what I called you.
I called you a kaboy.
Anyway, 646-652-4869 is the number to call.
Let's take another caller, shall we?
Who else we got here?
We got 111.
You there?
Hello.
Hey, what's up?
Homosexual Passages Debate00:06:02
Not much.
They stupid fruity bastard.
We ain't got time for you.
724, you're on the air.
Yellow, is this a Christ crab?
No, your mother's got crustaceans in her crabs, all right?
Like that.
Who else we got here?
We got 405.
What's going on?
It's okay to be gay.
Let's rejoice with the boys in the gay world.
Jesus Christ.
Wait, what are you?
You gay pride or something?
You see, this is what I don't understand.
First of all, I have nothing wrong.
I have nothing against people that are gay.
Let's get that first and foremost.
I mean, gays are capitalists.
All right?
And not only that, they don't reproduce.
I mean, I'm against all this reproduction that's happening in America, and not only in America, but in the world today.
You understand what I'm saying?
So, I mean, I'm not against, you know, homosexuals.
What I'm against is, is whenever they have a quote-unquote gay pride parade, these guys go out and they dress in these leather outfits with red ball gags in their mouths and assimilated fists in their anal passages and all this other nonsense.
And they're going around town doing this crap.
And we're just supposed to sit here as regular everyday citizens that are passing by this ridiculous nonsense.
We're just supposed to be like, oh, it's okay.
It's not okay.
All right?
I mean, what I don't appreciate is if gays and homosexuals want to stay in their homes and they want to have dog farting fetishes, chew each other up the ass, or squirrel fisting, I don't care what they're doing as long as it's in their home and in the privacy of their own home.
That's just the way it is to it.
But I don't appreciate that you've got, you know, oral compilation happening between two men across the street from an elementary school, and the homosexual community wants that protected by the First Amendment.
You understand what I'm saying?
I just don't appreciate it.
And that's why I'm saying I have nothing against homosexuals.
As a matter of fact, I mean, they're capitalists.
I mean, you know, they're out there spending their money, unlike all these other people out here that are like, you know, and let me tell you, I say this story all the time, all the time.
But I have a brick-mortar business out here down here in Texas, all right?
And let me tell you something right now.
I had this one woman come up, and she was like at least 250 pounds, waddling her fat ass into my store.
She grabs an item off of the shelf and comes up to the cash register.
All right, and this has happened to be one of the days where I was there.
I'm usually not there.
I usually have a crew that works at this establishment.
I've been working with them for years.
The great, great group of guys.
She comes up to the counter and trailing her fat, jelly ass was about five or six little munchkins.
Like, they probably weren't even a year apart, each and every one of them, for Christ's sake.
All right?
She waddles her fat ass up to the counter and she's like, Yeah, you see this right here?
This says that this got this worth $10.
I got $4.
So what I'm going to do here, I'm going to give you $4, and you're going to give me this, and I'm going to go.
That's what I'm going to do.
And I look at her like, Jesus Christ, what are you talking about?
Lady, the retail price is $10 for the product.
You know, this isn't some kind of bartering swap meet or flea market.
I mean, you're going to have to pay the $10.
And she's looking at me like cross-eyed, like I just farted on her Sunday dress.
She's looking at me saying, but you're not understanding.
I got $4 here.
I'm going to give you $10, and I'll just go ahead and go.
I was like, ma'am, look, you've got to pay $10 for the item.
And she looks at me like, but you're not understanding, baby.
My kids.
My kids, baby.
You're not understanding.
I got $4.
My kids.
My kids.
Like, I'm supposed to know what the hell that's supposed to mean.
You know, like, my kids, baby.
My kids.
I mean, who cares?
I mean, who goes, so I get you got kids.
I mean, it's not hard to make.
All you got to do is spread your legs open, have some idiot ejaculate in your vaginal wall, and lo and behold, nine months later, you shit out these bastards that you don't even take care of, by the way.
And I'm like, no, you've got to pay $10.
All right?
$10 for the retail item.
And this brought, man, but my kids, baby.
My kids.
You're not understanding me.
My kids, baby.
And I was like, look, you're either going to have to pay for the item or I'm calling the police.
All right?
And you know what this Bimbo did?
She's like, what if forget you?
I'm getting out of here.
And starts throwing stuff around in my shop for Christ's sake, acting like a complete and utter ghetto moron.
But this is the kind of crap that capitalists like ourselves and entrepreneurs have to deal with in today's modern America.
So, once again, I have no problems with homosexuals.
I would much prefer dealing with some feminine physical attribute-ridden and feminine vernacular-ridden male selling to that person than some idiot trying to say, Get my kids, my kids, baby.
You're not understanding me, baby.
My kids.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, 646-652-4869 is the number to call.
We are in the third hour.
The third hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
Of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And once again, folks, I want to thank you very much for tuning in with me.
Let's take some calls here.
Here you go, 304, you're out there.
978, you're on the air.
Are you there?
Yes, I'm here.
What's up?
How are you doing?
I just wanted to say I completely agree with you.
Capitalists through and through.
Hindu Avatar Beliefs00:13:40
I watch a show all the time.
And, you know, it's the immigrants the problem.
If they don't like it, they can get out.
That's what I say.
And I just had a question for you: whether or not I could slide my salami upside your anal passages.
You sick son of a bitch.
You know what I'm talking about.
You are a sick bastard.
But this is the sick America we're living in, folks.
You hear this?
This is inspired by MTV.
This is inspired by television shows like Skins and these ridiculous Guidos that are on TV that a Jersey shore.
Hey, look at me.
I'm the situation.
Oh, hot tub.
Oh, hot tub.
Hey, look at me.
I just banged this jelly-looking broad named Snookie over here.
Oh, in the hot tub.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
This is America.
This is it, man.
This is it.
Anyway, 6466524869.
We were talking a little bit about, you know, the Taliban releasing or helping escape 480 prisoners from Kandahar.
We're going to move on and talk a little bit about clashes in Thailand and Cambodia, which is yet another situation on top of all the other squirmishes that are all over the world.
Now we've got Thailand and we've got Cambodia sitting over here fighting at the border.
Great.
Huh?
Great.
Jesus Christ.
I mean, everybody's just.
You see, you want to know why they're doing this?
Do you want to know why the whole world is doing this?
Because they know that we have a weak president.
We've got a weak government.
We're a weak country.
And they're trying to settle old scores.
You know, they know that America ain't crap anymore.
It's sad.
It's really horrible.
It's really horrible.
But anyway, that's all I really want to talk about.
That I want to give that too much time because inevitably we're going to probably talk more and more about this situation.
I can see this Thai land-Cambodia exchange on the border going further.
It's probably going to escalate into something horrible, and I don't even want to see it.
I don't want to hear it.
Anyway, I want to talk a little bit about this Hindu guru, this self-proclaimed avatar, believe it or not, named Saibaba.
And for you folks that aren't familiar with him, he's this guru guy that was one of these supposed enlightened, I don't know, Krishna Hindu avatars.
He was spiritually sent here from God or some crap, right?
Anyway, conveniently enough, he died because, well, you know, I guess gods don't live forever, I guess.
I don't know.
But anyway, we've got millions of people.
I mean, just like in complete and utter shock that this guy died and they're crying and they're mourning him.
I mean, wasn't this guy a god?
I mean, I'm just saying.
I mean, we all die.
We all know we're going to croak at one point in time.
We're all going to meet the reaper, so don't fear the reaper, baby.
Amen.
But, you know, why exactly are these people, these followers of this guy, you know, so upset?
I mean, isn't this guy a god?
You know?
I mean, isn't this guy a god?
And, you know, some guy that's a badass guru, Hindu kind of guy, he had an afro, for Christ's sake.
You know?
He had an afro, and, you know, whatever he did.
He supposedly healed people by, you know, touching them or something, yet he couldn't heal himself.
So I'm sorry.
But I'm just saying, man, I mean, you know, this is what I'm talking about.
This is what I'm talking about out here.
This is what is ruining the world, you know, believing in primitive concepts like this.
That one man has all the power.
And because he's such a good charlatan and because he's such a good manipulator of the primitive mind, he's got people believing in this crap.
This is dangerous.
This is dangerous stuff, man.
This needs to stop.
All this primitive ideology that has ruined mankind, that has done nothing but stagnated the progress of mankind.
I mean, just look at the halls of history.
It's written in blood.
It's written in human blood, the halls of history.
And what inspired all this human strife for so many thousands upon thousands of years?
What inspired all this crap?
Religion, feudalism, nationalism, political romanticism, culturalism.
You know, all these ridiculous primitive concepts that have done nothing but have just ruined societies since the beginning of time.
And it's a disgrace.
Do you understand?
It's an utter disgrace.
And I'm saying that us in modernity, us in the rational frame of mind, us that understand that everything that's around us is what it is.
And we dissect those observations with proof and evidence, not speculation and faith.
You know, I mean, I can have faith that I can go get an artery clogging triple cheeseburger at the nearest McDonald's and have faith that they're going to get it right.
But more likely than not, they are not.
All right?
And it makes me sick in my stomach that you've actually got people dying for this crap.
You've got people like, oh, oh, my God, it's bigger than yours, the Lockbar.
Oh, my God.
Jesus is bigger than your God.
I mean, you know, give me a break, you know?
Anyway, believe it or not, I know there's a lot of people mourning Shari Baba or the Sai Baba, excuse me, this Hindu guru.
But believe it or not, I actually am pretty connected with the spiritual side of the other dimensions.
And believe it or not, with some voodoo magic and whatever the hell else we did here, we were actually able to bring back Sai Baba from the dead.
Because remember, he was an avatar.
I mean, that's what he said.
He was an avatar.
He was just here being controlled somewhere else.
He was a Hindu god or something like that.
Remember that?
Yeah.
So, of course, just because he's dead in this dimension doesn't mean that he's not alive in another dimension.
And believe it or not, you know, ghosts.
Ghosts, he gets things done.
You know what I'm saying?
Ghost gets things done.
We're going to go ahead and conjure up Sai Baba to show the followers out there that are mourning him, even though he was a god and supposed to be, you know, God is how I know it is supposed to be immortal, but you know, who's looking, right?
So, what I'm saying is, I have actually, and this has been a lot of work, folks.
You better appreciate this stuff.
I mean, I'm not joking here, all right.
Anyway, we actually got Ali Baba on the horn here.
Or not Alibaba, it should be Saeed Baba, the guru that has been deceased on this world, but we have conjured him up so that he can give a little bit of a rebuttal.
Because believe it or not, I mean, I've actually been talking to Saeed Baba, and he doesn't really appreciate what I'm saying about him.
He thinks that, you know, I'm too non-spiritual.
You know?
I mean, I'm too non-spiritual.
What are you talking about?
I'm a realist.
All right?
I'm a realist.
I mean, look at you.
You're supposed to be an avatar.
You're supposed to be a god, and you're dead.
I mean, so what gives?
Anyway, let me go ahead and conjure up the spirit of Saeed Baba.
And I would like everybody to please, if you could touch your computer screen right now, if you could put your hand on the computer screen right now, we're going to use the energy that we're going to create in this internet broadcast.
The thousands that are listening in all over the world, put your hand on the computer screen right now, and we're going to use the energy conjuring up to get Sai Baba on the horn here.
Everybody chant with me.
Keep going.
They caught my balls at night.
It's working.
Hang, hang, ho.
Here he is.
Here he is.
Here he goes.
Are you there, Sagi Baba?
I am.
I am.
Come on.
Come on.
I am here, ghost.
And I don't really appreciate you talking about me that way.
Everybody out there knows me that don't know that I am an avatar.
And I have conducted myself up, and I am back here from the dead so I can show you and everybody that's out there that I am here.
And I am a buck of God.
And you need to believe in me.
All you people that are worried me, Negro, do you remember?
You know.
I am here now.
I am taking it with Krishna.
Me and Krishna are having 40 ounces on the corner.
Well spoken, some of the Tamada Shiva.
That's what we're doing.
We're not spoken to Tabada Shiva and we're getting back to the Labiera.
That's what we're doing.
For you people that are sitting here talking garbage about the Taliban that I am dead, I am not dead.
I am here now.
I am here and I will be here forever.
Don't you understand that I will be here forever?
I am in the Indian world rule, and you people need to realize.
You need to realize that I am here and I am an avatar.
All right?
You need to keep praying to me.
You need to keep donating money to me.
Need to donate money to the people that are going to leave my name and they're going to continue it on.
I want everybody out there to listen to me because I am going to send the spirit out there to the internet.
I know people out there on the internet are looking at me and they're wondering what the hell I'm coming for, but I just want you to know that I am going to put the hell on the internet and I am going to do this.
I want you all to remember that you have to have the kindred spirit.
I am an avatar.
I am an avatar.
I want you to donate more money to me and my foundation.
I am still alive.
My body.
My body is not here, but I am still alive.
And I know how magnets work you mother fucker!
Everybody know, everybody know.
I'm a reno, like a hiney hoe.
I'm gonna know me home.
And I'm gonna lick a heiny hoe.
I'm gonna know.
I'm gonna low.
I'm gonna low heiny hole.
I'm not gonna be me.
I'm a little penis, and they hole.
Now all you people have been enlightened with the Krishna and you have all been enlightened with the Hindu.
And I want you all to donate money to my little group that's still around out there in India.
I want you all to keep donating it, your motherfucker.
I have nothing else to say.
I go here, I go now.
But you keep praying for me.
You keep thinking about me in the other spirit world, and I will be there.
Hey, holy hein-ho.
All right, get this idiot out of the cut him off.
Anyway, that's it right there.
That's the spirit of Saeed Baba, who was a self-proclaimed avatar and a self-proclaimed, you know, whatever, God, guru, whatever the hell he was.
Anyway, now all you know, he's still alive, he's alive and well.
According to him, he was kicking back, drinking a couple of 40 ounces with Krishna.
So, you know, he's okay.
You know, he wants you to keep donating, of course.
You know, just because he's dead doesn't mean that the foundation and all the crap that he, you know, it's still going on, all right?
Still going on.
Anyway, 64665-24869 is the number to call.
What else we got here?
Smartphone Tracking Scare00:02:26
We also have iPhones and smartphones now.
We have come to learn.
Now are keeping track of your exact location.
Can you believe that now?
Huh?
Now we have iPhones and smartphones, you know, exactly knowing where we're at at all times, for Christ's sake.
I mean, do you understand the implications of this?
And this is just horrible.
This is disgusting.
And of course, Apple and the smartphones makers, they have no qualms about it.
They're like, well, yeah, but we're not calling for that information all the time.
Oh, yeah, and not only that, it's an encrypted little file.
Don't worry about it.
No one's going to know.
Who's looking?
Who's looking?
But believe it or not, folks, I think I don't know what the interval is, but every so often, there is an actual recording of every little location through via GPS and longitude and latitude and all this other crap.
There's an actual piece of software that is encoding and databasing everywhere you go.
I kid you not.
And if you don't believe me, look it up for yourself.
iPhone and smartphones.
And I know there's people out here saying, oh, you're lying, ghost.
You're lying to me.
Well, you people are idiots.
You're probably doing dope deals on cell phones via text message.
Like, hey, dude, do you have to have like a half ounce of some marijuana?
You know, some Maui Wowie.
Let me just give you a break.
iPhones and all smartphones.
All iPhones and smartphones have this device.
All right?
I mean, if you have any kind of phone with an Android operating system, if you have any phone that's any iPhone, then they have this little software and you ain't going to be able to find it.
You know, it's just one of those little hidden, deep, hidden in files that you can't find, and it's actually taking a record of everywhere you're at.
You know what I mean?
Everywhere you're at.
So give me a break.
I mean, what does everybody think about this?
Is everybody all right with this?
Does that know nobody cares that Steve Jobs and Apple Computers knows where you're at?
I mean, what if your significant other finds out where you're at?
You're one of these cheating bastards and she finds you with your prick and some other chick.
Internet Freedom Stripped00:05:09
You know what I mean?
I mean, literally.
I mean, this is not a joke, man.
This is, I mean, more and more times, every time I get up here, I talk about internet freedom being stripped away from us.
More and more internet freedom being stripped away from us, for Christ's sake.
Makes me sick.
646-652-4869.
Let's take some more calls here.
304, you're on the air.
Hey, Rob.
Yeah, what's up?
Yeah, what's up?
My name is Charles Sutton.
I represent the Internet Policing Mudkip Society.
We're supporters of Internet Free from Abuse and had multiple reports of Internet misuse on this radio show.
I've been listening for a while.
I haven't heard much of that, but I heard that was going on right now.
Yeah, you sound really smart.
Anyway, and not only that, Mudkips, that's a stupid meme, seriously.
I mean, you know, come up with some better meme, come up with a better meme like, you know, Dick Snot, you know, or Dillhole or something else.
I mean, Mudkips, I mean, Jesus Christ.
Anyway, 646-652-4869 is the number to call.
Let's take some more calls here.
111, you're on the air.
Hello?
Yeah, what's up?
Hello?
Yeah.
I'd just like to make a comment regarding your commentary on the black woman with the large number of kids and the principal reproductions going on so it can mass reproduction.
Yeah, what about it?
Well, Bible says, I mean, if you give me a good question, the Bible says to be fruitful and molesting.
Now, the thing is, being from a rural community, and keep because I live in an isolated area, while they've been in a rural community, with the Lord's command of being fruitful and molten, the last five generations of my family are entirely inbred.
Well, you know, I really don't know what the hell you just said, but can you just repeat that one more time for me?
Well, I believe that the Bible tells us to be fruitful and moltently.
The Bible tells us to be free from multiplayer.
So, to not reproduce.
Even if it is a strong society, reproduce is a sin.
Yeah.
So, in the kids, but the thing is, wait, live in the rural areas, see?
Living in the rural area, not much extra contact.
Yeah, lucky charge, yeah.
Last fourth generation to my family, including myself, are completely impressive.
Yeah, kilts and four-leaf clovers and leprechauns.
Yeah, go ahead.
Actually, no, I'm not over Norfolk.
I'm from Norfolk.
It's an English.
Go ahead, I'm listening to you.
I am Lucky Charms.
Go ahead, Jake Egger.
Keep going.
That's not Larry.
It's a Norfolk concept.
What is this in me?
That's enough.
All right.
Get this idiot off.
All right, you got him off.
Now get this stupid music off, for Christ's sake.
Good Lord.
Sorry, I had to put in the music there.
The guy called up sounding like, you know, he just popped out of the ass crack of like, you know, one of these foreigners out there in Ireland.
So I had to throw on some non-malucky children's and the nature dashes.
You know, one of those music beds in the background there, which is pretty funny.
Anyway, that was a fail.
646-652-4869.
We got who else we got here?
We got another 111.
What's your excuse?
I'm Does.
We should go to that gay parade fitting bull gag.
Ah, Jesus Christ.
Shut up.
Jeez.
So it seems to me that nobody really gives a crap that internet freedom is being taken away from us.
Nobody cares that iPhones and smartphones have recording devices tracking your every location.
Seems like everybody's pretty cool with that, just as long as their cell phone is up and running so that they can vote for American Idol, huh?
Oh, yeah, I gotta vote for American Idol.
I gotta vote for Copper Cab.
Yeah, anybody see Copper Cab?
He's on American Idol or some crap.
I don't know.
It looks like Copper Cab.
Anyway, 646-652-4869 is the number to call here.
Let's take some more callers.
What else we got?
We got 405.
Are you there?
I can't buy a dog.
Shut up.
All right.
I mean, give me a goddamn break.
What the hell was that supposed to be?
I hope that's getting you late, man, because that is lame.
And I know it's not, because any woman that, you know, is listening to you play that over a telephone, just so you can get some luls, is obviously not going to be anything that you want to bring home to mommy.
Yin Yang Talk Patterns00:06:13
You know what I mean?
You know, it's probably some fat, obese, used-up piece of garbage that's got the face of the elephant man and the vagina of Lorena Bobbitt or something.
I mean, good God.
Let's take some more calls.
111, what's your excuse?
Yeah, yeah, what are they, Goliath?
You met Tyrone over here, man.
Oh, no, we got Tyrone here.
What's going on, Tyrone?
I'm over here, man.
Yo, Chair Top, man.
You know, the Obama man cut down my welfare chair, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, I got to get some other, I got to get some other benefit, I'm saying, because I got to get me more money, not saying my welfare checks.
Yes, I got to pay more taxes, cuz what's up, man.
Man, get the hell off.
Let me tell you something.
First of all, I can sound blacker than you.
Secondly, I don't appreciate you calling up and rubbing it in the face of every capitalist that's listening worldwide that you're collecting tax dollars and You're just getting fat off the land because you're a useless piece of crap.
Now, first of all, let's just put it this way: I can sound blacker than you, all right?
Now, let's have a black off.
All right, everybody ready?
Everybody, we're having a black off here.
We're having a black off.
As a matter of fact, let's throw a little bit of a music bed in the background for this black off, all right?
Put it on.
Oh, yeah.
All right, you ready?
Go ahead.
You put it in first.
What up, man?
You stay there.
Just put it in, baby.
Got right, your name is Jason.
So, come on, keep going.
I'm waiting.
Yeah, hold on, it's my turn now.
Hold on.
Hold on.
It was too loud there, but you know, you sound like some white boy trying to be black.
you what black is, all right?
BLAGH!
Ah-ha!
Hey, what's up?
Hey, what's up, man?
You're trying to talk all that yin-yang.
Thinking you black.
You ain't black, fool.
You know what I'm saying?
Gia.
Motherfucker like me is black over here.
You know what I'm saying?
Chilling like a villain.
You people tire here trying to talk out there, yin yang.
You black, you this, you that.
You ain't Nathan.
You know what I'm saying?
Motherfucker like me be putting it up in the hood, splitting wigs like it ain't no thing, you know what I'm saying?
Gia.
That's how we do when we're growing up in the hood.
You know what I'm saying?
This ain't no soundboard, and in 144, whatever the fuck your goddamn number is, man.
You know what I'm saying?
Gia.
Sitting over here talking all that yin yang that I ain't this, I ain't that.
I'm black now.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm black.
What do you gotta say about that?
I'm black up at this motherfucker.
And there ain't nothing you can do about it, baby.
Matter of fact, let me go ahead and kick back.
Go ahead and kick back for a second.
You know what I'm saying?
We're gonna put on something.
A little bit of something to smoke a fat-ass blunt to.
You know what I'm saying?
Can we put that on, man?
Let's put it on.
Put it on, man.
Put it on.
Put it on.
Here we go.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's how we do it out here at True Cablin's Radio, baby.
You know what I'm saying?
We chill like villains, baby.
We ain't doing it, baby.
You know what I'm saying?
People talking all that yin yang.
They know about this, they know about that, but they ain't know nothing.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right.
Shut it off.
Shut it off.
And not only that, if you don't like that black guy, look at this.
Look at this.
Yeah, baby.
Let me tell you something right here.
All right.
Motherfucker like me knows how to get down.
You know what I'm saying?
You people out here talking all that yin yang and this and that.
I got kids, baby.
I got kids.
You understand what I said?
My kids, baby.
You're not understanding.
My kids.
All right, so give me a break.
All right.
Area code 304.
You're on here.
304, 304.
Hello.
What's up?
I just wanted to let you know that my dad is black.
And that's really hurtful to say things like that.
He was sincere showing.
What did I say that was so hurtful?
Did I sound blacker than him?
Mocking black people.
Not all black people talk like that.
Well, no, I agree.
Not all people do talk like that.
I do agree.
I know that.
Know, not all black people talk like that, but once again, a group is defined by its majority.
All right?
And right now, the majority of black people talk in this type of manner.
I mean, I know that people are going to sit over here and say that's racist, but hey, haven't you flipped on daytime television lately?
Have you watched Judge Joe Brown?
Have you watched the Devos Coat?
Have you watched Maury Poe Bitch?
I mean, have you ever watched these shows?
I mean, it's like an unlimited supply of black people that are like, yeah, baby, you don't know nothing.
It ain't nothing, baby.
You don't stand my baby daddy.
You don't understand my baby daddy.
I mean, you know what I'm saying?
I mean, give me a damn break.
So, look, I'm not saying that, oh, yeah, all black people are this because they're not.
I mean, I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be black.
All right?
But what I'm saying is, is that, you know, the same way that people talk about people from Texas, you know, that people from Texas are, you're a bunch of rednecks, and you talk like this, and you're from Texas, and you ride horses, and the same crap.
It's the same thing.
Uncle Tom Stereotypes00:03:21
All right?
Now, if black people wanted to change the minds of this perception, this defined stereotype, what they should be doing is they should be looking towards people like people like J.C. Watts, you know, people like Brian Gumbel.
You know?
I mean, Brian Gumbel is a man that every African American and every black man should be aspiring to.
But, you know, when they look at Brian Gumble, you know what they say?
Man, that's Uncle Tom right there, baby.
That's an Uncle Tom selling out to the man.
You know what I'm saying?
He's selling out to the man, baby.
I ain't going to be no Uncle Tom, baby.
Screw that, baby.
I'm going to sit here, sip on my 4-0 and my Kit Kat, baby.
Sip on 8-ball with my mind on my money and my money on my mind, baby.
Yeah.
Anyway, 646-652-4869 is the number to call.
I think we got Goku on the horn.
Hey, Goku, is that you?
Hello?
Am I on?
Hey, Goku, what's going on, man?
Hey, what's up, ghost?
Other than Marjorie.
What's up with you?
No, man.
Just chilling, man.
How are you doing?
No, I'm doing good.
I'm just putting up some posters in my room.
That's pretty much all I'm doing here.
Let's do a show.
Hey, man.
Doing a setup, doing a rearranging?
Yeah, a little rearranging.
I just want to say, good show.
Keep doing the show, ghosts.
Don't worry about the Subi Prank callers.
And I'm, well, you saw I'm not calling on my Skype.
I'm calling on my home phone.
So I don't want to use too much of this time here.
So I'm just going to say good show and don't let these prank callers bother you.
Just keep doing the show, ghosts.
No problem, man.
Thanks a lot, Goku, man.
And let's not take any more of your minutes.
Thank you once again for calling in, bro.
We appreciate it.
You're an avid caller, avid listener.
And, you know, people remember you from the show, man.
Yeah, no problem.
I'll see you there.
Ghost.
I'll keep listening to you.
All right, take it easy.
You too, see it.
All right, hello to Goku, man.
Avid listener, avid caller.
What's going on, man?
Thanks for Goku and everybody else that's listening in.
Check it out.
Goku and a whole bunch of other peeps that are in here are part of the capitalist army.
And, of course, we're accepting all applicants with the exception of communists, with the exception of socialists, with the exception of entitlement recipients, and with the exception of unadulterated bureaucrats.
If you're none of those, then we want you to be a part of the capitalist army at www.capitalistarmy.com.
All right?
Right there.
Look at it, read it, and apply.
We're looking for a few good men and women out here, for Christ's sake, that are capitalist.
646-652-4869.
Let's take some more callers here.
408, you're on the air.
Well, stopping ghosts.
It's Goofy Bone.
Happy Monday.
Hell yeah.
Speaking of the capitalist army, here's another one right here: Goofy Bone.
What's going on, Goofy Bone?
Shout out to my homeboy Goku out there putting up posters in his room, man, rearranging.
That's what you got to do.
And shout out to my homegirl Candy right here with me.
We live on the radio.
Yeah, I guess.
Goofy bone hat again, man.
Hey, Goes, I wanted to ask you a question because Candy's kind of on the Section 8 kind of tip where she don't have no Internet, but it ain't her fault, right, Candy?
Nope, exactly.
Capitalist Market Strategy00:15:32
Anyways, I wanted to ask you, I'm getting sick and tired of the ups and downs in GE.
Do you think it's too late to invest in Dell right now?
No, as a matter of fact, I don't think so.
I think that Dell is doing just fine by waiting on some of these tablets that they're going to put out in the market out here next fall.
They're looking at Rhythm in Motion, which manufacturers of Blackberry, that's going down the tubes.
I don't know if you've seen the reviews to that.
You've got that other tablet that's coming out that also has bad reviews.
I mean, there's nothing that's comparing to the iPad, if you will.
The only thing that is, is this new Microsoft tablet that's coming out.
Yeah, there is a Microsoft tablet coming out.
I did see it advertised when I was listening to Pandora of all places.
And it's an actual PC tablet.
I mean, you can literally utilize it as a PC.
It's got over a gig five megahertz.
It's got two gig RAM.
I mean, I don't know how much memory as far as the hard drive's concerned.
Definitely meant for mobile media, Wi-Fi, the whole nine yards.
It's a kick-ass one.
But I'm going to wait on that one because I think Dell Computer, on top of their personal computer development and tablet development, they are real big into the subcontracting markets like subcontracting for hospitals, schools, businesses.
So I think that there's a pretty good upside for Dell.
I don't think it's too bad.
But once again, you got to make sure to time your buys with the earnings of tech.
And if you speculate that tech, either day, if the earnings are going to be bad for tech, well, you know that tech's going to take a dive in the market.
So maybe that would be your opportunity to go in and buy when it's low.
Yeah, I just, you know, I want to go long term on GE, but I'm just getting sick and tired of the ups and downs.
I might as well have stayed with AOL if I was going to fucking do that.
I might as well be wearing a Ariana Huffington shirt if I was going to be doing the ups and downs of the stock market.
I mean, it's I don't I don't know if you've been paying attention to it, but I mean, GE is just I'm long term on GE, man.
I mean, it's a better that's for the bare investor, you know, for somebody that wants to put their money in a secure bet that isn't going anywhere.
It got recapitalized with our goddamn tax dollars, so you know what's happening anywhere.
And not to mention, not to mention that a bank will actually be more than willing to accept those equities as collateral for a loan.
I mean, because no longer can you have twenty thousand, twenty five thousand in the bank, go to the bank and say, hey, I want to use my cash as collateral.
You can't do that anymore because the inflation and the rate that our government is blowing this money, they're spending money at the wazoo.
It's devaluing the dollar.
So what people have to do now so that they can hedge against inflation is go against go into these financial instruments, of course, equities, gold, silver, especially, and all these other types of financial instruments to hedge against this inflation.
I mean, that's why I do this broadcast, to tell everybody, if you got cash, I mean, put it in something that can be liquidated at another time.
Because whatever you put your cash in today, tomorrow it's going to be worth more by default.
And especially if it's got demand.
If it's got demand on top of hedging against inflation, well, then you got you're in the money.
You know what I mean?
Exactly, Ghost.
I just wanted to call up because I'm not, like I said, this girl don't got no internet, you know, Section 8.
But hey, we can't hate her for that, right, Ghost?
No, hey, hey, are you going to do your thing there?
You know what I mean?
Well, right now, we're smoking right now, and she's going to cook me up a little something, and then I'm going to pay her off.
I don't want to get defying an innkeeper, or what was it?
When you run away from Denny's, they give you the ticket, like something about an innkeeper.
I don't want to do that to her.
She's going to feed me.
I might as well, you know, give her the old bone, if you know what I mean.
But yeah, Ghost, I just leave it on the line.
I'm just here.
I just wanted to ask you that quick question because, you know, I'm getting tired of GE.
You know, it's just.
Oh, hey, I hear you.
You know, there's a lot of plays to be made, man.
I think that there's a lot of tech that's still low out here.
I think that, believe it or not, I think Cisco is a way good buy right now.
I mean, it's not going to go any lower than it has.
I think that NVIDIA is a good buy right now.
I mean, it's not going to go any lower than that.
And not to mention, those stocks are giving dividends at this point in time.
So, I mean, you know, on top of getting the stock increase, I mean, you want something that could potentially give you dividends.
So, you know, there's a lot of plays.
You just got to buy low, sell high, man.
Can I plug a website real quick, Ghost, if you don't mind?
Go for it, man.
All right.
www.capitalistarmy.com.
If you're not a capitalist, you don't belong there.
If you are, go there.
Sign up today.
www.capitalistarmy.com.
Thanks, man.
Man, I appreciate that, man.
Hey, no problem, Ghost.
You know me.
I'm a loyal, loyal Army member of the Capitalist Army.
Thanks to you, Ghost.
Man, no problem, man.
And thank you for listening in.
We're going to leave you on the line there, Goofy Bone.
You know, hopefully you have a good time with your girlfriend there.
But you know how it is.
Hopefully you're sipping on some sauce.
I'm sitting over here sipping on some goddamn Nob Creek bourbon.
Pretty good stuff here, man.
Pretty good stuff.
Anyway, once again, you heard Goofy Bone.
If you're somebody that's a capitalist, if you want to make capital, if you want to make money, if you're one of these people that just don't want to sit back in the goddamn breadline and wait for the government to give you your crap, well, then join the Capitalist Army, www.capitalistarmy.com.
All right?
It's the only, the only social network for capitalist.
All right?
And then it's exclusive membership, baby.
All right?
Anyway, 6466524869 is the number to call.
Let's take some more callers here.
Area code 901, you're on the air.
I wanted to ask, when Goku turned super saiyan, do super curse turn gold too?
You stupid, silly bastard.
Why?
You're a little concerned about it?
You're a little bit of a fruit bowl or what?
No, he hung up.
You better hang up, you stupid fruit bowl.
918, you're on the air.
There you go, 918.
Yeah, you're taking too long, you fruity bastard.
Who else we got here?
I mean, why call if you're not going to say anything?
Why are you going to call with your hand out and say, yeah, please pick on me?
818, you're on the air.
Yeah, I just want to say I love you, B.
And here you go.
Maybe the reason you're loving B too much, and maybe you need to go out and get a job and get rid of that eight-track cassette player that you've got going on.
I mean, that is horrible.
That was all treble.
We didn't even know what the hell you were playing because it's a cheap piece of crap, treble-bassed little one-speakered 8-bit little whatever the crap you're playing.
It gets disgusting.
You understand?
It's horrible.
Anyway, get this idiot off, stupid moron.
That's it.
Let's take another caller here.
What is this?
Another 111?
What's going on?
Just if I joined the capitalist army, would you give me a freehand job?
Oh, you stupid sack of crap.
Get this out!
Get him over here!
Get him over here, God damn!
Piece of crap, man!
Jesus Christ, it pushes me off with a crap!
I'm shooting people pearls here, for Christ's sake!
I'm shooting people pearls here!
And does anybody give a crap?
Does anybody give a crap?
Is anybody out there listening?
Is there anybody listening?
Jesus Christ, man.
I'm a capitalist!
I'm a capitalist, you piece of f!
I'm a capitalist, you piece of crap!
of crap.
Oh, you piece of garbage, man.
You pieces of garbage.
You pieces of garbage.
You make me sick, you make me sick, you make me hurt.
Oh, my heart.
My heart and my head.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I really don't appreciate this crap, folks.
I really don't appreciate it.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Oh, my head.
I better calm down.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm giving so much dead air, folks, man.
But man, I'm really not feeling too good here.
I don't know if I'm going to make it, man.
Oh, I feel like crap.
Take a call here.
You know, I forgot to get to a couple of subject matters.
I wanted to talk about Whale Gonem.
I wanted to talk about Whale Gonham.
He's this asshole, this stupid, dumb jerk ass that rabble-roused this primitive population of Egypt into a post-Katrina wasteland.
And now you've got Egypt actually inking deals with the Ayatollah and Iran now, the same government that slaughtered a pro-democracy, pro-capitalist movement in 2009.
You can read all about it on my blog here at ghostpolitics.blogspot.com.
There it is right there.
All right, read all about it.
We got Whale Gonham, that piece of crap.
And let me tell you something: if you want to do anything for ghost, all right, I mean, just bombard that asshole's Twitter with just nothing but garbage, and you tell them it's from me.
All right, well, now you know what?
Better not.
You idiots will get me in trouble.
Forget about it.
Strike that from the record.
That's all I need is you assholes to get me in some kind of diplomatic incident or some crap.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, I just don't like me.
I don't like the man.
Whale Gonem.
He's a piece of garbage.
He's a guy who rabble-roused a bunch of primitive people, and we don't appreciate it.
We don't appreciate it.
All right, let's take some calls here.
What do you think about Whale Gonham?
646-652-4869.
We got area code 405.
You're on the air.
No, I catch it.
Stupid dumb idiot.
Why don't you shove that SpongeBob clip up your ass?
All right, 000, you're on the air.
I'm ghost, you sound super hot when you're so mad.
Oh, my God.
You crack with this guy.
Can you get the chair off?
Get him off of that goddamn shit!
I quit.
That's it.
I'm done.
I'm finished.
I'm sick of this crap.
I'm finished.
I don't want to do this show anymore.
I don't have the time.
I don't want to do it.
I'm not doing it anymore.
I'm not.
I'm not doing it.
I'm not doing it.
You people are unappreciative, and I don't appreciate it.
All right.
I'm shooting pearls here.
I've been telling you idiots.
Shooting pearls.
Filthy milky-licking pieces of nipple-clamped loving butt-plug up the ass-looking chicken-eating cornboy crap.
I'm sick of this crap.
Grrrr!
Idiots and America00:10:37
You know what I mean?
It makes me sick.
It makes me sick.
You know what I'm saying?
Look, I'm just going to start going down the line because all of you people, with the exception of the people that are in the capitalist army and a few of these fans out here, all of you people are pieces of crap.
A big cock in my mouth, you're a big piece of crap.
Accidentally, the chat, you're a piece of garbage piece of nonsense.
All right?
And in 124, screw you.
All right.
And in 9-3, shove it up your ass.
All right.
Duty balls.
All right, go tickle your ass crack, you stupid, worthless piece of garbage.
All right?
G2442G, screw you.
All right?
I ghost 9-11.
Go shoving up your ass.
All right.
I mean, all of you people, Grit 77, go shove your head off your clogged up colon pipe.
I'll tell you people, Poop Tickler?
What kind of a name is Poop Tickler?
I mean, do you see these people?
What kind of a name is Poop Tickler up in here?
Good God, screw you.
All right?
All right.
All of you people, all you people that are sitting here disrespecting me, besmirching my manhood.
All right?
Screw you.
Screw all of you.
It makes me sick.
It makes me sick.
I mean, you know what?
I'm not going to do it.
I'm not going to give you idiots the pleasure.
I'm not going to give you idiots the pleasure anymore.
All right?
I'm a capitalist.
Don't you understand that?
I'm a capitalist.
Much props to all the capitalists in the capitalist army out there.
www.capitalistarmy.com.
Here, we got some jerk off from Ireland on the horn.
What the hell's your excuse?
Or from Finland?
Sorry, some Finland asshole.
That's your excuse, you Finnish bastard.
You sorry, sack of crap.
It's good to be.
Jesus Christ, man.
I mean, you hear this?
I mean, this is just disgusting.
I am disgusting.
I mean, I'm depressed.
I mean, I'm trying to sit over here, shoot pearls to people.
I mean, luckily, the people in the capitalist army are making money, you know, with the advice that I'm giving them.
I mean, all these other people, they're just sitting here tickling their ass cracks, trying to get the bacon bits out of their shit funnel, you know, thinking that everything's good.
It's a great day in Mr. Rogers' neighborhood.
Don't worry.
Me happy.
Don't worry.
Me happy now.
I mean, this is how people are living out here, and they have no use for themselves.
They're useless.
They're useless, for Christ's sake, you piece of crap.
I'm taking a couple more calls, and let me tell you something.
If I get prank called again, I'm out.
I'm out.
Area code 334, you're on the air.
Hey, Ghost.
What's going on, man?
Hey, okay.
So, let me just start off by saying I am Noam Chomsky-style libertarian socialist.
But I want you in the next six months of your show to convince me to be a capitalist.
Well, if you aren't convinced, well, then obviously you're a socialist and you just want the government to give you everything from your bread, your house, your car, your job, your girlfriend, the whole nine yards.
You know, I mean, that's what it is.
So, I have no use in convincing you.
If you don't want to be a capitalist, well, piss off.
You sound too fruity to be a capitalist anyway, all right?
And not to mention, I mean, there's a quote from Noam Chomsky saying that, hey, I'm not disregarding capitalism.
We've never had real capitalism.
I can be dealing with capitalism.
That's all there is to it.
Anyway, 64665-24869 is the number to call.
What else we got going on here?
Let's take one more caller and see what happens.
All right?
111, you're on the air.
Hello?
Yeah, what's up?
Hey, ghost, what's up?
What's going on?
I have a comment about the Egypt thing.
Go for it.
Can you give me a blowjob?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
And there's other dudes back there.
I mean, is that what y'all guys do?
Is that you gather around, you gather around a computer, and you're all just like, I mean, good God.
I mean, just admit it, you're a homosexual, right?
You're homosexual?
Oh.
Are you there?
Right?
Yeah, you're homosexual, right?
Rick, Bob Wire, my dick, your ass.
Yeah, you see that?
You see what I'm saying?
This is America right here, folks.
This is the American youth right here.
This is the American youth.
This is what you get right here.
This is it.
Anyway, we've got four minutes left in the broadcast.
Once again, we're chilling like some insane villains.
I'm here every Monday through Friday.
Monday through Friday, I'm on this son of a bitch.
From 4 to 7 p.m. Central Standard Time, all right?
So all you ass clowns that are sitting over here saying, all right, I'm here every Friday.
I'm here Monday through Friday, 4 to 7 Central Standard Time.
All right?
Tell your mothers why you're at it, too.
So they'll probably be creaming up their pantyhose, finally listening to a real man in their house.
You know what I mean?
Turn it up so your mothers can have something to whack their clitorises off to, like a windshield wiper out of whack, because they can't believe a real man has finally graced their home once again because they're too used to seeing you fruiting up the place.
You understand?
Anyway, folks, I want, yeah, please follow me on Twitter, folks.
Send me a tweet.
Let me know what's going on with you.
Ghost Politics is the name to follow.
All right?
Right here, Ghost Politics.
That's the name.
Shoot me a tweet.
Let me know what's going on.
And retweet some of these tweets that I put out, man, so we can piss off some people.
I like to talk garbage to people on the tweets, especially these so-called famous celebrity ass clowns.
All right?
Anyway, let's take one more caller.
What else we got here?
000.
What's up?
I'm baby buff.
What that you talk.
Shut up.
Shut up.
000, you're on the air.
Stupid idiots.
111, you're on the air.
Yeah, you sound too fruity to be on the True Capitalist Radio Show.
Get off.
Get him off.
405, you're on the air.
He's going to get away!
Get me!
Get me!
Get me to me!
Stupid sack of crap.
I mean, this is just, this is just disgusting.
All right?
This is just horrible.
I mean, I just can't believe it.
We got two minutes left in the broadcast.
You know, once again, you know, follow me on Twitter.
Ghost Politics is the name to follow.
Not to mention, folks, join the only social network that is exclusively for capitalists.
And I'm talking about www.capitalistarmy.com.
You understand?
CapitalistArmy.com.
All right?
There it is.
Join it.
And we're looking for a good few men and women out there that are capitalists, that aren't Tommies, that aren't socialists, that aren't collecting a government entitlement, and that are not unadulterated bureaucrats.
All right?
www.capitalistarmy.com.
Make sure to spread the word about it, too.
We'll take one more caller and we're out.
978, you're on the air.
Yes, seeing as all your capitalists, I was just wondering on a scale of one to ten, ten being the highest, how gay are you?
Well, I know that your father's pretty gay because he shitted you out of his shit funnel.
You know what I'm saying?
Do you know what I'm saying there?
978?
Oh my God.
I mean, maybe you should go out and get a little bit of a manlier boyfriend so maybe he can teach you how to drop your balls into place.
Stupid morons.
Anyway, I am out of here.
This is True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
I'm here Monday through Friday.
Every Monday through Friday, 4 to 7 p.m. Central Standard Time.
Once again, spread it around like wildfire.
There's all kinds of little buttons or little retweet buttons.
There's little Facebook like buttons.
Go ahead and use and abuse those, folks.
This is purely digital culture right here.
This is purely organic.
I don't advertise this show, nothing.
So if you happen to have come across this broadcast, you came across it organically.
And once again, folks, we're looking for a few good men and women on the CapitalistArmy.com website.
www.capitalistarmy.com.
There it is right there.
Anyway, I'm out of here.
Long live capitalism.
I'll see you all tomorrow.
And hopefully you Milky Lickers are a prank calling.
Hopefully you stay home and whack your pecker shaft off and leave me alone.
I'm out of here.
I'm a capitalist, baby.
Woo!
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