True Capitalist Radio - April 20th, 2011 True Capitalist Radio Hosted By Ghost EP 069
Aired: 2011-04-20
Duration: 03:01:11


=== Rising Commodity Prices (14:25) ===

[00:00:00]  A Napa guy knows not to judge a man by his car's multicolor paint job or absence of modern gadgetry.
[00:00:07]  Who cares if it's technically old enough to vote and the windows are powered by the strength of your left arm?
[00:00:13]  Your monthly payment is zero and it'll stay that way.
[00:00:17]  Because with over 400,000 parts and a little Napa know-how, you can keep anything on the road.
[00:00:23]  She may not be pretty, but she's all yours.
[00:00:27]  That's Napa Know-How.
[00:00:30]  Love Hope Radio.
[00:00:34]  Here we go.
[00:00:40]  Last off.
[00:00:45]  This is True Capitalist Radio.
[00:00:47]  True Capitalist Radio.
[00:00:50]  I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
[00:00:55]  The badass of business.
[00:00:57]  Give him capitalism or give him death.
[00:00:59]  That's it.
[00:01:00]  Period.
[00:01:01]  Broadcasting from his skylight office studios in beautiful downtown Austin, Texas.
[00:01:05]  You sound fruitier than a box of fruit loops, for Christ's sake.
[00:01:09]  And now, he'll take it from here.
[00:01:11]  Your host, the prognosticator of prognosticators, the man they call Go Me.
[00:01:33]  What's going on, folks?
[00:01:36]  Thank you very much for tuning in with me to another edition of True Capitalist Radio.
[00:01:43]  And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
[00:01:49]  And once again, folks, I want to thank you for tuning in with me.
[00:01:52]  Let me tell you something.
[00:01:53]  It is a special episode, once again, folks, because it is 420, 2011.
[00:02:01]  That's right.
[00:02:02]  It's the, I guess, the day that has been bequeathed to celebrate the consumption of tetrahydrocannabinol.
[00:02:12]  And, of course, we've been discussing on many programs on whether or not yours truly was going to expose himself to tetrahydrocannabinol on this occasion of 420.
[00:02:26]  And we put a poll on the website, www.capitalistarmy.com.
[00:02:33]  For all the folks that don't know about it, check it out and join the Capitalist Army.
[00:02:39]  And people actually wanted to see, or actually not see, but hear me on the air actually expose myself to tetrahydrocannabinol.
[00:02:49]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:02:52]  Oh, man, it's been a, it's been a, it's, let me tell you something.
[00:02:56]  I don't know what to expect.
[00:02:58]  I don't know what, you know, what, I mean, let's put it this way.
[00:03:04]  I have been known to have consumed this back in the old episodes.
[00:03:09]  There was one episode where I had consumed this a long time ago, episode number 147 in the true conservative radio days.
[00:03:20]  But, you know, I'm just a little, you know, apprehensive.
[00:03:25]  I mean, I've been doing a little research on the tetrahydrocannabinol that I have in my possession.
[00:03:31]  And apparently, it's some strong stuff.
[00:03:33]  You understand what I'm saying?
[00:03:34]  Supposedly, it's called Purple Cream.
[00:03:37]  And I've done some damn searches on it.
[00:03:39]  And let me tell you something, it's some high-grade crap.
[00:03:43]  So anyway, I am a little concerned, to say the least.
[00:03:46]  And, you know, if you could please retweet the broadcast.
[00:03:50]  It should be a special occasion.
[00:03:54]  And if you're one of these people who actually celebrates 420, by all means, go ahead and call me up.
[00:04:01]  We're going to get through the markets first.
[00:04:03]  I've got to go ahead and go through the markets.
[00:04:05]  This is a business show.
[00:04:07]  But after the markets, I'm going to talk a little bit about Obama, you know, paying Mark Zuckerberg of visit out there in Facebook having an online town meeting.
[00:04:19]  But then after that, we're going to go right into it and start consuming some of this purple cream that was given to me in an Austin bathroom, all right, in an Austin bar bathroom.
[00:04:30]  And I don't want to get into it.
[00:04:32]  We've been talking about it.
[00:04:34]  If you don't know what I'm talking about, go back in the archive, blogtalkradio.com/slash ghost.
[00:04:39]  All right, and check it out for yourself.
[00:04:42]  But for all the folks that are wondering, this is episode 69, dude.
[00:04:50]  I mean, believe it or not, I didn't mean for it to be that way, but it's just a coincidence.
[00:04:55]  I have no idea.
[00:04:58]  I have no idea.
[00:04:59]  But anyway, I am not used to consuming tetrahydrocannabinol.
[00:05:04]  Once again, I'm a former conservative.
[00:05:06]  As a matter of fact, I've lived a clean life all my life up until I started making serious money out here in the last couple of years in the capitalist game.
[00:05:16]  So let me tell you something.
[00:05:18]  The only time that I have partake or partook in this particular activity was in episode number 147 of the True Conservative Radio Days.
[00:05:28]  So to say that I'm a little anxious, to say that I'm a little apprehensive to partake in this activity is an understatement.
[00:05:37]  But since my heart is beating like a rabbit, because we are going to do this, I'm going to get through the markets first.
[00:05:44]  I'm going to go ahead and open up a beer for $420.
[00:05:47]  I'm going to open up a beer for $420.
[00:05:49]  Let me go ahead and open up that.
[00:05:50]  Cheers to everybody out there.
[00:05:52]  It was a great day.
[00:05:53]  A great day on the markets, baby.
[00:05:55]  I know that we've been seeing some sell-offs because of the beginning of earnings week.
[00:06:01]  It didn't look so certain.
[00:06:03]  But now it's money time, baby.
[00:06:05]  Let me open up a beer.
[00:06:07]  Oh, yeah, it's 420.
[00:06:09]  I can't wait to consume in this damn crap.
[00:06:13]  Remember, it's for medicinal purposes only.
[00:06:15]  I want to underscore that to all the milky liquors out there.
[00:06:18]  They're flapping their fat Sheto-stained fingers trying to call me some kind of great Satan or something because I'm partaking in this on 420 here.
[00:06:27]  But anyway, I've got some beer here.
[00:06:29]  Cheers to everybody out here.
[00:06:31]  It's going to loosen me up before we partake in this narcotic or whatever.
[00:06:36]  Cheers to everybody out there.
[00:06:41]  That's what I'm talking about.
[00:06:44]  Anyway, let me go ahead and move on with the markets because I know there's a lot of people wondering.
[00:06:48]  Ghost, there was a good day on the markets.
[00:06:50]  You're goddamn right.
[00:06:52]  Let me tell you something.
[00:06:53]  The Dow Jones Industrials closed out today at 12,453.50, an increase today of 186.79 points, a percentage increase of 1.5%.
[00:07:08]  I mean, that's not peanuts.
[00:07:09]  I mean, you know, people were making money today on the markets.
[00:07:12]  I'll tell you that right now.
[00:07:13]  SP 500 closed out today at 1,330.36, an increase of 17.74 points, a percentage increase of 1.35%.
[00:07:24]  NASDAQ on the plus side as well, closing out 2,802.51, an increase of 57.54 points and a percentage increase of 2.10%.
[00:07:41]  And the reason that we saw so much money going into NASDAQ is because of the earnings that are coming out.
[00:07:46]  I mean, Intel.
[00:07:48]  I mean, what have I been saying about Intel, by the way?
[00:07:51]  I know everybody's been saying, you know, Intel, you know, it's a great stock, but, you know, it doesn't seem to go up in stock price.
[00:07:57]  Well, this is what I've been saying, folks.
[00:07:59]  It's going to take good earnings, and it's going to take good news for stocks to pop out here.
[00:08:06]  You know, I mean, this is a helter-skelter market, a complete helter-skelter market.
[00:08:10]  I mean, the fundamentals have gone completely out the window.
[00:08:14]  And once again, you would think, right, you saw so much plus side in the equities and the stock market.
[00:08:20]  You saw so much plus on the equities.
[00:08:23]  You think, oh, the commodities, there should be, you know, something down in the commodities, correct?
[00:08:28]  Yeah, commodities should be down since equities are up.
[00:08:31]  Wrong.
[00:08:33]  Wrong.
[00:08:35]  Let me tell you something right now.
[00:08:36]  Brent crude.
[00:08:37]  I mean, we're going to start off with Brent Crude Oil.
[00:08:39]  For all the folks that don't know what Brent crude is, it's the oil that's shipped off to Europe and Asia.
[00:08:45]  It was up today $2.56, a percentage increase of 2.11%, closing out the day at $123.89.
[00:08:55]  All right, so let me tell you, they're feeling it in Europe and Asia.
[00:08:59]  Gasoline oil futures are up $24 today, an increase of 2.39%.
[00:09:05]  You know, we were seeing sell-offs in gasoline oil futures.
[00:09:08]  I was hoping to see that come down on the price of the pump, but I guess not.
[00:09:13]  Jesus Christ.
[00:09:14]  Anyway, heating oil futures are up $5.89, a percentage increase of 1.86%.
[00:09:21]  Natural gas continues to see buy-ins on this.
[00:09:25]  We saw a dramatic spike of 15 cents yesterday.
[00:09:28]  We're continuing in the natural gas futures with the increases.
[00:09:31]  $0.04 on the plus side today, an increase of 1.13% in the natural gas futures.
[00:09:38]  Let's go to WTI Sweet Crude, which is the commodity that everybody should be focusing in on, whether you follow the markets or not.
[00:09:46]  WTI Sweet Crude is going to dictate whether or not we are going to go into a double-dip recession or we're actually going to have a rebound in this economy.
[00:09:55]  Well, once again, let's take a look at the price, shall we?
[00:09:58]  Oh, my God.
[00:09:59]  Good God.
[00:10:01]  It's sick.
[00:10:03]  Are you kidding me?
[00:10:04]  I mean, how are we going to sustain this so-called rebound?
[00:10:07]  How are the monetary policymakers going to be able to withstand a so-called retraction in this quantitative easing practice that they've been partaking in?
[00:10:17]  They're not going to.
[00:10:19]  They're not going to, for Christ's sake.
[00:10:20]  And let me tell you, they can't do it.
[00:10:23]  Commodity prices are rising up the ass.
[00:10:25]  Let me tell you something.
[00:10:26]  WTI Sweet Crude is up today $3.15.
[00:10:31]  $3.15.
[00:10:33]  That's a percentage increase of 2.91% on the day, today alone.
[00:10:41]  2.91% today alone.
[00:10:46]  So what's the price of a barrel of sweet crude oil, folks?
[00:10:49]  $111.43.
[00:10:53]  Way off the price where we need to be, anywhere between the range of $99 and minus.
[00:11:00]  That's where we need to be, for Christ's sake.
[00:11:02]  $111.43, WTI Sweet Crude.
[00:11:06]  Anyway, let's continue on, shall we?
[00:11:08]  I mean, we already know, hey, inflation's here.
[00:11:11]  Inflation's here.
[00:11:12]  If you're a capitalist, you've got to step your goddamn game up.
[00:11:15]  You've got to go out there and work overtime.
[00:11:17]  You've got to flip your chips, stack your chips, flip them, and you've got to flip them like you've never flipped them before.
[00:11:23]  You've got to get financially creative because inflation is creeping up the corner.
[00:11:28]  I mean, look, we're going into a double-dip recession, folks.
[00:11:31]  Look at the price of WTI Sweet Crude, $111.43 per barrel.
[00:11:38]  An increase a day of 2.91%.
[00:11:42]  I mean, this is just not a joke.
[00:11:45]  Not a joke whatsoever.
[00:11:48]  Canola futures are up $4.50, a percentage increase of 0.78%.
[00:11:54]  Cocoa futures are seeing an increase still.
[00:11:57]  There's still unrest in the Ivory Coast, even though Laurent Gonbogbo has been apprehended.
[00:12:05]  You know, there's still a lot of bad blood going out there.
[00:12:07]  There's still a lot of violence.
[00:12:10]  A lot of destabilization happening in the Ivory Coast, so that's driving up the cocoa futures up once again.
[00:12:16]  They're up $39, a percentage increase of 1.27%.
[00:12:20]  Coffee continues its increase up.
[00:12:24]  I mean, Jesus Christ, a coffee is up $5.20, a percentage increase of 1.77%.
[00:12:31]  Are you kidding me with this coffee, for Christ's sake?
[00:12:33]  I mean, you know, it's the modern-day cocaine.
[00:12:36]  Good Lord.
[00:12:37]  Anyway, corn futures are down.
[00:12:40]  I'm glad to see corn futures down.
[00:12:42]  We've been seeing spikes in that futures market dramatically.
[00:12:46]  They're down $16.50, a percentage decrease of 2.18%.
[00:12:52]  Cotton futures are down also.
[00:12:53]  They're down $4.10, a percentage decrease of 2.40%.
[00:13:01]  Excuse me.
[00:13:02]  Jesus Christ, I'm stumbling over my own tongue for Christ's sake.
[00:13:05]  Wheat futures are selling off after dramatic spikes.
[00:13:08]  They're down $6, a percentage decrease of 0.64%.
[00:13:13]  Sugar, I mean, we've been seeing sugar fall flat for the past several days.
[00:13:17]  It's finally up 91 cents, a percentage increase of 4.02%.
[00:13:23]  Let's continue on.
[00:13:25]  Lumber futures are, I mean, selling off, selling off.
[00:13:30]  They're down $10, a decrease of 3.75%.
[00:13:35]  Let me tell you something right now.
[00:13:36]  It should be cheap to build a damn house out here.
[00:13:39]  And anybody that's telling you otherwise is a damn liar.
[00:13:43]  They're trying to sell you last year's inventory or some crap because lumber futures are just continuously going down.
[00:13:50]  Anyway, soybean futures, soybean futures are up $15.25, an increase of 1.13%.
[00:13:59]  Oat futures are down today after spikes throughout the past couple of days.
[00:14:04]  They're down $6.50, a percentage decrease of 1.61%.
[00:14:10]  And soybean oil futures are up 63 cents, a percentage increase a little over 1%.
[00:14:15]  And wool is seeing a sell-off.
[00:14:18]  Oh, man, wool is seeing a sell-off today, folks.
[00:14:21]  It's down $7, a percentage decrease of 0.54%.

=== The Market For Your Ass (15:16) ===

[00:14:26]  Now, let's go to the metals, shall we?
[00:14:28]  The metals!
[00:14:29]  Oh, man.
[00:14:32]  The metals.
[00:14:34]  Let me tell you something, folks.
[00:14:35]  If you have not listened to anything I've said, and at the very least, you just heard go to pawn shops and buy gold and silver.
[00:14:44]  And if you would have just listened to me and done that, you'd be making freaking money just holding on to gold chains.
[00:14:51]  You understand what I'm saying, folks?
[00:14:52]  You'd be making money just holding on to silver rings.
[00:14:56]  Let me go on to the metals, folks.
[00:14:58]  Anyway, first of all, people were concerned about the sell-offs in copper.
[00:15:01]  Well, they've all been bought back.
[00:15:03]  Like I said, they were going to be.
[00:15:04]  They were up $11.70 today, a percentage increase of 2.75% in the copper futures market.
[00:15:12]  Now, let's get to gold, baby.
[00:15:15]  What's that price?
[00:15:17]  What's that price again?
[00:15:18]  $1,502 a troy ounce, baby.
[00:15:23]  $1,502.20 a troy ounce of gold in America today.
[00:15:30]  And let me tell you, that was an increase today of $7.10, a percentage increase of 0.47%.
[00:15:36]  And let me tell you, if you got gold, if you thought gold is gaining, if you're thanking me for encouraging you to go out there and buy gold, buy as much gold as you possibly can, you're probably going to thank me even more for telling people to buy silver.
[00:15:53]  Have you seen Silver?
[00:15:54]  Have you seen Silver?
[00:15:55]  Have you seen...
[00:16:01]  Because you know that I'm capitalizing off all the things that I say.
[00:16:06]  You know, if I'm saying it, you know, I'm capitalizing on it, baby.
[00:16:09]  Silver was up today 3%.
[00:16:13]  3% today.
[00:16:15]  Closing out at $45.24.
[00:16:19]  All you ask clowns are emailing me up saying, it's never going to go to $50, ghost.
[00:16:24]  You know, you're never going to go up to $50.
[00:16:28]  We're never going to see silver.
[00:16:31]  You know what?
[00:16:31]  We're halfway there, baby.
[00:16:34]  An increase today of $1.32 on the day.
[00:16:39]  Let me tell you something right now.
[00:16:41]  If you have listened to nothing else and have gone to pawn shops, and the only reason I'm saying to go to pawn shops is because they don't sell their gold and silver on the market value.
[00:16:50]  They sell their gold and silver based upon a markup price on whatever they bought it for.
[00:16:55]  You understand?
[00:16:56]  It's not about trying to get the market value for this crap.
[00:17:00]  They want to get a profit, and you can actually negotiate, accumulate all this stuff, and start making some freaking money.
[00:17:06]  Right now, $1,500 a Troy ounce for gold.
[00:17:11]  I mean, when I was telling people to buy gold, I mean, it was dipping down about $290, $250, or it should be a $1,250, excuse me, $1,250 a Troy ounce.
[00:17:21]  You know, it went up to $1,300.
[00:17:22]  It just was fluctuating, and people were like, it's never going to go to $1,500, Ghost.
[00:17:26]  It's never going to go down.
[00:17:27]  Well, now it's going to $1,500.
[00:17:29]  And let me tell you, it's flirting with $2,000 now, baby.
[00:17:34]  And let me tell you, if it goes past $2,000, you know it's going to be a bubble, and it's going to be a bubble and a half.
[00:17:41]  And, man, all the stuff that you're buying, whether you're purchasing equities, purchasing futures, purchasing options, purchasing physical gold and silver, however you're making this play, all right?
[00:17:55]  However you're making this play, when the bubble starts really just expanding to the point where you've got 2,000 plus gold prices, you've got 50, maybe even 60, it looks like, plus silver prices, that's when you start liquidating some of these assets and start making some serious profits.
[00:18:17]  Do you understand?
[00:18:17]  That's how you become a capitalist.
[00:18:19]  That's how you make serious money.
[00:18:22]  You understand?
[00:18:22]  You can't be sitting on your ass after you get paid and say, yeah, I'm going to go out to the bar and I'm going to buy some big-titted bimbo $12 MyTies at the bar and all she's going to do is give me a, oh yeah, well, thank you, and then walk off with some other prick.
[00:18:41]  You need to go out there, you need to flip your chips, stack your chips, flip your chips.
[00:18:46]  And the sooner you realize that, the better off you'll be and the richer you'll be.
[00:18:53]  I'll tell you that right goddamn now.
[00:18:56]  Anyway, folks, I hope that people were listening to me on these metal plays because let me tell you, they are up and they're going to continue to go up.
[00:19:04]  It's not too late.
[00:19:06]  I mean, you know, silver may dip a little bit, but once again, I think that we're going to see $50 silver prices at least at the very minimum $50 silver troy ounce prices.
[00:19:20]  And gold, I'm saying $2,000.
[00:19:22]  I'm saying $2,000 on gold.
[00:19:24]  I mean, look at it.
[00:19:25]  It's already $1,500 and we're flirting with $2,000.
[00:19:29]  I mean, I am bullish.
[00:19:30]  And let me tell you something.
[00:19:31]  I was accumulating gold back when it was dirt cheap.
[00:19:34]  I mean, I've got so much physical gold.
[00:19:36]  I've got ETFs.
[00:19:37]  I trade futures.
[00:19:38]  I mean, I have made serious money, not just on the gold, but the commodities, everything.
[00:19:43]  This is well diversification.
[00:19:45]  You need to take your money and diversify it and make more, baby.
[00:19:49]  You understand?
[00:19:49]  That's what you need to do.
[00:19:52]  Anyway, let me finish off these goddamn commodities so we can move on.
[00:19:56]  This is a 420 edition.
[00:19:57]  Happy 420, everybody out there.
[00:20:00]  I know that everybody's tuning in, wondering, hey, Ghost, it says that you're going to partake in some kind of festivities today.
[00:20:07]  You're going to partake in the consumption or the exposure of tetrahydrocannabinol.
[00:20:13]  Well, that we are, my friend.
[00:20:15]  That we are.
[00:20:16]  And I would like for all of you that are listening in to please spread the word.
[00:20:20]  Let everybody know that we're in effect in the house.
[00:20:23]  Go to the Twitter and the blogs and the social networking sites and let everybody know that we are in effect and in the house here at 420.
[00:20:30]  And let me tell you something.
[00:20:31]  I want to gather up so many people online and I want to get so many people to call up.
[00:20:36]  As a matter of fact, start gathering around.
[00:20:39]  Start telling them, give me a call, 646-652-4869.
[00:20:45]  I want as many people as I possibly can get on the phone here, and we got 250 lines open.
[00:20:52]  All right.
[00:20:53]  I want to get as many people on the phone, and I am going to try to get as many people smoking or partaking in tetrahydrocannabinol on the phone at one time.
[00:21:05]  I'm going to try to set a world record.
[00:21:07]  That's what we're going to try to do.
[00:21:09]  We're going to try to set a world record on the most amount of people consuming in tetrahydrocannabinol on one phone conversation.
[00:21:21]  All right, I'm serious.
[00:21:21]  It's not a joke.
[00:21:22]  We can do this.
[00:21:24]  All right, we can do this.
[00:21:25]  What I need for you to do, though, is I need you to take it serious.
[00:21:28]  I need you to go out there and spread the word about it.
[00:21:31]  You know, we got three hours.
[00:21:32]  We're on for three hours here.
[00:21:35]  All right, spread the word about it.
[00:21:37]  Let everybody know that we're in effect and in the house, and we're going to partake in this.
[00:21:41]  And we want as many people as we possibly can on the horn.
[00:21:45]  You know, we want as many people as we possibly can on the lines out here.
[00:21:48]  And hopefully, you know, you're got the appropriate party favors for the occasion.
[00:21:57]  And we can all partake in it, man.
[00:21:59]  Like 250, 300 people, as many as we can get on the horn.
[00:22:02]  As many as we can get on the lines here.
[00:22:06]  So spread the word, if you could, please.
[00:22:08]  This is 420.
[00:22:09]  Happy 420 here.
[00:22:10]  Let me get through the damn markets.
[00:22:12]  Livestock, live cattle futures are down today, 70 cents.
[00:22:17]  Cattle feeder futures are up 10 cents.
[00:22:19]  And lean hog futures are down a modest 25 cents.
[00:22:23]  And that, my friends, is the market for your ass.
[00:22:30]  Anyway, folks, as you can see, you know, from the description, we really don't have too much on the agenda because we are going to dedicate the majority of the time of the show to celebrating 420.
[00:22:42]  And of course, for you folks that are wondering, what in the hell is he talking about 420?
[00:22:46]  Today is April 20th, 2011, and it has become known throughout the underground as a holiday of sorts for those that partake in the exposure of themselves to tetrahydrocannabinol.
[00:23:05]  And not to mention that it's also Hitler's birthday, you know, which is also kind of eerie about all this.
[00:23:12]  I mean, I know that we're, you know, we're going to be, you know, token it up here.
[00:23:16]  And meanwhile, while we're token it up, having a good time, like, yeah, woo-hoo, yeah, we, man, here, here.
[00:23:24]  Well, we're doing that.
[00:23:26]  You know, Hitler is in hell somewhere, you know, laughing his ass off, probably saying, oh, slur shig and slogan, Volkswagen.
[00:23:36]  You know, so, you know, it's pretty unbelievable, you know, but hey, it's 420.
[00:23:42]  You know, I want everybody to part, well, I don't want to, no, let me strike that from the record.
[00:23:47]  I want everybody that's listening in to enjoy what's about to be, you know, in this episode here.
[00:23:54]  You know, we're going to get to it in just a couple of minutes.
[00:23:58]  We do want to get to a couple of things that are on the agenda here.
[00:24:02]  One thing I want to get to is the fact that we have a weak dollar.
[00:24:06]  And that's the whole reason why we're seeing gold and silver prices and commodity prices go up the wazoo.
[00:24:12]  And this is why I've been saying for the longest time, it's even documented on my blog, ghostpolitics.blogspot.com.
[00:24:22]  That's the blog.
[00:24:23]  I've been saying that for a long period of time, that the whole reason why we're seeing such a rise in commodities, gold, silver, is because of the weak dollar.
[00:24:31]  I mean, people are hedging the liquid that they have.
[00:24:35]  They're hedging their particular situation in this.
[00:24:41]  And it's unbelievable.
[00:24:42]  All right?
[00:24:43]  It's unbelievable.
[00:24:44]  We're seeing it here.
[00:24:45]  All right?
[00:24:46]  We're seeing it.
[00:24:49]  Anyway, the next thing I want to talk about is how President Obama went down to San Francisco, I think.
[00:24:57]  I think that's where it is.
[00:24:58]  I really don't care.
[00:25:00]  To be honest, I really don't care where he went.
[00:25:01]  But I do know that he went to go and pay Mark Zuckerberg a visit and have himself a virtual town hall meeting.
[00:25:11]  A virtual town hall meeting over here so that all the people in Facebook can talk to Obama and give him their questions like they care.
[00:25:22]  I mean, these assholes on Facebook don't care about nothing but the latest American Idol winner and philandering around on their spouse.
[00:25:31]  All right?
[00:25:31]  I mean, that's what Facebook is for.
[00:25:33]  That's what it's there for.
[00:25:34]  That's all there is to it.
[00:25:37]  Anyway, let's take some calls here.
[00:25:38]  Before I take some calls, let me take a swig of this beer.
[00:25:41]  This is 420.
[00:25:42]  I want to say happy 420 to the folks that are listening in out there.
[00:25:46]  Hopefully you're chilling.
[00:25:47]  You're kicking back.
[00:25:48]  If you were partaking in the market today, you are definitely on the plus side, so there is definite reason to celebrate.
[00:25:54]  Not to mention that thanks to the Catholics, you know, and the Christians, we've got the Friday off, you know, for Good Friday.
[00:26:03]  You know?
[00:26:04]  And I know people are asking, you know, am I going to take Good Friday off, Ghost?
[00:26:09]  Or are you going to take it off?
[00:26:10]  Or are you not going to come onto the show?
[00:26:12]  I tell you what I'm going to do.
[00:26:13]  I'm going to have another special.
[00:26:15]  I mean, it's the week of specials.
[00:26:19]  It's like the week of specials, for Christ's sake.
[00:26:21]  I am going on Friday, and I'm going to have the steak dinner special.
[00:26:27]  Yeah, the steak dinner special on Friday.
[00:26:30]  I'm going to eat a nice, juicy steak, even though I shouldn't be because the doctor said that, you know, but just to celebrate Good Friday, you know, just have a nice, good, juicy steak.
[00:26:44]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:26:45]  So, you know, be on the lookout for that.
[00:26:47]  Anyway, cheers to everybody out there who's listening in.
[00:26:52]  Cheers.
[00:26:52]  Let me take a swig of this beer here.
[00:27:00]  Oh, yeah, man.
[00:27:00]  Anyway, let's go ahead and take some calls, shall we?
[00:27:03]  646-652-4869.
[00:27:07]  As a matter of fact, this is episode number 69, dudes.
[00:27:13]  And it conveniently fell on 420.
[00:27:15]  So coincidence, I think not.
[00:27:19]  Anyway, I think we got Vince in the Bay on the horn here.
[00:27:21]  What's going on, Vince?
[00:27:23]  Hey, hey, hey, ghost.
[00:27:25]  Happy 420 to you.
[00:27:27]  Hey, how's it going, man?
[00:27:28]  Hey, happy 420 to you.
[00:27:30]  I haven't really partaken of the festivities yet.
[00:27:32]  I'm going to wait.
[00:27:33]  I'm a little anxious.
[00:27:34]  I'm a little apprehensive, so I'm going to get some alcohol in the blood and then go ahead and partake in the purple cream that was given to me by some festive fellow at 6th Street Bar here in Austin, Texas.
[00:27:48]  That's what's up.
[00:27:49]  Yeah, I'm just getting warmed up here.
[00:27:51]  I dabbled a little bit, but I'm dry now.
[00:27:53]  I just ran out of whatever it was I was smoking.
[00:27:56]  And so I'm just hanging loose.
[00:27:59]  I live over here by the Haight Street District.
[00:28:03]  And I'm seeing a lot of kids, a lot of hippie, dirty hippies, making a mass migration over to Hippie Hill, which I don't know if you're familiar with, but here in San Francisco, there's a notorious spot in the park, Golden Gate Park, where the dirty hippies and gutterpunk kids congregate.
[00:28:24]  And it's called Hippie Hill.
[00:28:25]  It's this little hill, and it's just got this big lawn in front of it.
[00:28:29]  And it's going to probably be off the chain at 420.
[00:28:34]  So I'm going to kick it with you a little bit here.
[00:28:36]  I'm actually going to duck out, go to the weed store, because we do that here.
[00:28:40]  And you know how it is.
[00:28:42]  And pick up, I'm going to actually go to the vapor room.
[00:28:45]  That's my local dispensary that I frequent.
[00:28:49]  I'm going to pick up some nice little cornucopia of smoking enjoyment.
[00:28:55]  And then I'll probably run back here, join you with your 420 Fest, Ghost, and then I'm going to go out and stumble into the world.
[00:29:04]  No, I hear you, man.
[00:29:05]  Are you going to go take it with the punk kids and the homeless speeps?
[00:29:10]  Well, you know what's great is I live right by the park, and all these kids are walking right by my window, and I'm like one floor up, so I can yell at them.
[00:29:19]  And I have a megaphone, too, so they can hear me if they're across the street.
[00:29:24]  Are you kidding me?
[00:29:25]  You're actually going yell at them.
[00:29:30]  There's a pack of guys here.
[00:29:31]  They look like a bunch of Hispanic individuals.
[00:29:34]  In fact, these look like goofy bones homies.
[00:29:38]  There's about a goofy bones homie there.
[00:29:41]  Happy 420, guys.

=== Happy 420 Greetings (03:35) ===

[00:29:43]  You're on the radio with Ghost.
[00:29:45]  I'm happy to see you out there again.
[00:29:48]  Travis Cooper.
[00:29:50]  Oh, man.
[00:29:52]  You're not kidding, man.
[00:29:54]  That's goofy's homies that are just walking down the street.
[00:29:56]  Yeah, dude, I'm right by the park.
[00:29:58]  So seriously, there's some heavic, heavy, heavy, major traffic going down here in the bay.
[00:30:04]  So, anyways, back to you, Ghost.
[00:30:05]  Thanks.
[00:30:06]  I'll check in with you later.
[00:30:07]  Hey, give us a call later, man.
[00:30:09]  Go down to the Tetrahydro Cannebanol dispensary.
[00:30:13]  Go ahead and get yourself the best stuff.
[00:30:15]  Come back here, and I'm going to partake in it.
[00:30:18]  We'll partake in it together.
[00:30:19]  We're going to try to get as many people on the phone partaking in it.
[00:30:22]  And maybe you can blow something on the blowhorn there to these peeps and get people riled up for the 420 festivities.
[00:30:30]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:30:31]  Absolutely.
[00:30:31]  We'll do, Ghost.
[00:30:32]  I'll check back in with you later.
[00:30:33]  Thanks, man.
[00:30:34]  All right, man.
[00:30:35]  Thanks a lot, Vince.
[00:30:36]  That was Vince at the bay.
[00:30:39]  You know, he's out there in the San Francisco Bay Area.
[00:30:41]  I don't know if you were on the radio broadcast listening in.
[00:30:46]  He's actually within proximity of a 420 event that's happening.
[00:30:51]  I don't know if you heard all the Vato locos that Vince was screaming at out there outside of his window.
[00:30:58]  I'd be a little apprehensive about that, but then again, everybody's pretty much baked.
[00:31:03]  Everybody's pretty much stoned off of the Maui, Wowie, and all this other stuff.
[00:31:08]  So I'm pretty sure everybody's just kicking back, chilling.
[00:31:12]  Anyway, we're going to hope Vince gets to the Tetrahydro Cannebanol dispensary safely, and he doesn't get messled around by any of the Vato locos.
[00:31:23]  I know that they can get a little rowdy.
[00:31:25]  You know, they get a little crazy there.
[00:31:27]  You know, so be careful.
[00:31:30]  And when you come back, partake with us here.
[00:31:32]  It's 420.
[00:31:33]  Happy 420 for everybody out there that's listening in.
[00:31:36]  Thank you for tuning in with me.
[00:31:37]  This is episode number 69, dudes.
[00:31:42]  For all the people that are actually keeping track with the True Capitalist Radio Show, once again, 420, we are, you know, this is what we want to do.
[00:31:51]  What we want to do is we want to get as many people that are listening in as possible to call in.
[00:31:56]  All right?
[00:31:57]  Call in 646-652-4869 here in the next 25 minutes.
[00:32:05]  And everybody call in, and we're going to try to get as many people on the phone as possible partaking in the Tetrahydro Cannibanol festivities that they're consuming in this 420 party favorite, to say the least.
[00:32:22]  And we're going to try to set a world record on this crap.
[00:32:24]  I'm not joking.
[00:32:25]  We are going to set a world record for the most people on the phone smoking marijuana.
[00:32:34]  And I hope you're down for it.
[00:32:35]  So you better go out there and Twitter.
[00:32:37]  You better go out there and go to the social networks and tell them to come here right here to the broadcast and tell them to give me a call at 646-652-4869 is the number to call here.
[00:32:47]  Let me tell you, this is a 420 to remember.
[00:32:50]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:32:52]  Not since episode number 147 are we going to have this much type of dangerous fun, you know?
[00:32:59]  And let me tell you, my wife, you know, she had all concerns about me doing this show.
[00:33:05]  She's like, why exactly do you have to partake in this type of illegal activity?
[00:33:11]  And I looked at my wife and I said, hey, the kids are doing it.
[00:33:15]  All right, baby, the kids are doing it.

=== Social Media Mobilization (05:00) ===

[00:33:18]  And if it's good enough for the kids, it's good enough for me.
[00:33:23]  But I'm a little scared.
[00:33:24]  Don't get me wrong.
[00:33:25]  I'm a little scared out here.
[00:33:27]  So I've got myself a Shiner Bach beer.
[00:33:30]  And for all the folks that aren't familiar with Shiner Bach beer, this is straight out of Shiner, Texas.
[00:33:35]  Of course, yours truly is from Austin, Texas.
[00:33:38]  And, you know, it's probably one of the nice, good, strong, stiff Bach, you know, that you can throw down the gullet and, you know, get yourself nice and loose when you're in a stressful situation, to say the least.
[00:33:51]  Anyway, I want to say cheers to everybody out there who's listening in.
[00:33:54]  Cheers.
[00:33:54]  Thank you for tuning in with me.
[00:33:56]  Let's take a chug here on this 420.
[00:33:58]  We were talking about how Barack Obama met with Mark Zuckerberg and his ugly ass to meet with the virtual town hall meeting on Facebook.
[00:34:14]  Isn't that great?
[00:34:16]  Oh, we're having a town hall meeting on Facebook.
[00:34:21]  Shove it up, your ass, Zuckerberg, sitting over here.
[00:34:26]  Laying copyright on people's pictures and blogs and likes and everything else.
[00:34:31]  Yeah, thanks, Zuckerberg.
[00:34:34]  Anyway, let's take some calls here.
[00:34:36]  It's 420.
[00:34:36]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:34:37]  It's impromptu.
[00:34:38]  It's not the regular show.
[00:34:40]  All right?
[00:34:41]  It's not the regular show.
[00:34:42]  It's April 20th out here, 420.
[00:34:44]  You know what it's about.
[00:34:46]  And also, it's episode 69 news.
[00:34:52]  So let's take some calls here.
[00:34:54]  Area code 404, you're on the air.
[00:34:57]  Intel, baby.
[00:34:59]  Hey, what's going on, man?
[00:35:01]  Not much.
[00:35:02]  How's it going, ghosts?
[00:35:04]  No, not much.
[00:35:05]  I'm just chilling like an insane villain over here.
[00:35:07]  Is this Billy D. Williams?
[00:35:09]  Yeah, man.
[00:35:10]  I'm.
[00:35:11]  Hey, man, did you see Intel?
[00:35:14]  You told me, man.
[00:35:15]  You told me a while back.
[00:35:17]  I think it was a couple weeks ago.
[00:35:18]  I asked you about it.
[00:35:19]  And you said, no, just hold on.
[00:35:21]  Just hold on.
[00:35:22]  They're going to get the profits.
[00:35:24]  And I kept it.
[00:35:25]  I've had it for a few months now.
[00:35:27]  And 7.8% on my goddamn money.
[00:35:34]  And that's what I'm talking about, man.
[00:35:36]  Let me tell you something.
[00:35:36]  That's a great long-term stock.
[00:35:38]  You know that financial institutions are going to want it if you want to put it up for collateral for any kind of loan.
[00:35:44]  As a matter of fact, before these interest rates go up, I'm calling it now.
[00:35:48]  The interest rates are going to go up here within 9 to 12 months.
[00:35:52]  And this is my view.
[00:35:54]  Oh, yeah.
[00:35:55]  And when they go up, they're going to go up big.
[00:35:57]  It's going to be like 1979 all over again, where the goddamn interest rates are up 20-something percent.
[00:36:05]  So, I mean, it would behoove those that are wanting to take a loan out for whatever reason and have the collateral to do so, to do so on these low interest rates.
[00:36:15]  Because if you don't, believe me, here in the next year, we're going to see high-ass interest rates.
[00:36:20]  And the only way that you're going to take out money is if you're, you know, if you've got 20%, 20-plus percent on your, you know, on your loan.
[00:36:27]  And I know that's hard to believe, but it has happened in history, and it's going to happen again.
[00:36:32]  Oh, yeah.
[00:36:32]  Well, Ghost, you know, I want to keep it short, but, you know, this couldn't have happened on a better day.
[00:36:39]  Normally, I have to work and do stuff, so I can't really partake due to the drug screenings, but I'm going to be going over.
[00:36:45]  I'm going over to stop a liquor store because I'm going to be getting pretty fucked up tonight.
[00:36:49]  You're damn right, man, especially on, you know, getting profits.
[00:36:53]  It's nothing like profiting, baby.
[00:36:55]  Ghost, I can't thank you enough, man.
[00:36:58]  Thanks once again for all your help and all the guidance you give me, man.
[00:37:01]  Listening to you is like making freaking money.
[00:37:03]  I can testify to that.
[00:37:05]  Man, I appreciate that, man.
[00:37:07]  And that's all it's about, man.
[00:37:08]  Capitalists helping other capitalists.
[00:37:10]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:37:11]  That's right.
[00:37:12]  That's right.
[00:37:13]  But anyway, I want to thank you for calling in there, Billy.
[00:37:17]  And by the way, Billy has a kick-ass blog on the Capitalist Army website, www.capitalistarmy.com.
[00:37:25]  Kick-ass blog.
[00:37:27]  You know, if you want to make money like Billy D. Williams, you know, read this man's blog.
[00:37:31]  He's making money.
[00:37:32]  He knows what he's talking about.
[00:37:33]  He knows what I'm talking about.
[00:37:35]  So let's pay it forward.
[00:37:37]  Let's all profit together.
[00:37:38]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:37:39]  That's right.
[00:37:40]  I hear you, man.
[00:37:41]  Take it easy, Ghost.
[00:37:42]  I'll be joining the chat shortly.
[00:37:43]  All right, man.
[00:37:44]  Thanks a lot.
[00:37:45]  Billy D. Williams, once again, an avid listener, an avid caller, somebody who's profiting off of listening to the broadcast.
[00:37:53]  I mean, not only are we controversial and risque, I mean, you know, we're making people money here.
[00:38:00]  This is what I keep saying.
[00:38:01]  You know, listening to ghosts is like making freaking money.
[00:38:05]  Anyway, cheers out there to Billy D. Williams, who's making some capital out here.
[00:38:09]  That's what I'm talking about.
[00:38:10]  That's what I'm talking about.
[00:38:12]  Yeah.
[00:38:14]  Anyway, let's continue on.
[00:38:16]  We got Future DNB in the house, man.

=== Smoke Compensation Tactics (04:13) ===

[00:38:18]  What's going on, man?
[00:38:19]  Hey, Ghost, what's going on?
[00:38:21]  How you doing?
[00:38:22]  I'm doing all right.
[00:38:23]  Taking it easy today.
[00:38:25]  No, I hear you, man.
[00:38:26]  That's the way to do it.
[00:38:27]  It's 420 for Christ's sake, man.
[00:38:29]  You got any of the party festivities, so to speak?
[00:38:33]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:38:33]  I picked up a little bit of G13 haze today from one of my friends in town.
[00:38:38]  I figured I'd bake out with you, get some good stuff with you, you know, so that's what I pretty much caught up for.
[00:38:43]  Man, no kidding, man.
[00:38:45]  I mean, I've been getting into this whole different strains of tetrahydrocannabinol.
[00:38:51]  And the whole reason wasn't because I wanted to know what exactly I was partaking in.
[00:38:55]  And let me tell you, you know, this new grade of stuff that's coming out here, it's a hell of a lot different than the stuff that was shoved up some Mexican's ass to get smuggled into this country about 20 years ago.
[00:39:05]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:39:07]  Yeah, definitely.
[00:39:08]  It definitely came along a long way.
[00:39:09]  You know, you don't need much to get the good effects you're looking for either.
[00:39:14]  You know what I mean?
[00:39:15]  Yeah, well, you know, according to what I've read on the internet, man, you can get baked on like two or three hitters on here.
[00:39:22]  I mean, I'm a little, I mean, I'm a little taken back by that.
[00:39:25]  I mean, the last time, you know, on episode number 147, I think I had, you know, some kind of rinkety dink type of stuff.
[00:39:33]  But, you know, this doesn't look like what I had the last time.
[00:39:36]  And, you know, to be completely honest, I just kind of want to just take a beer or two here, you know, have the blood thin out.
[00:39:44]  And then once I do that, I'm just going to go ahead and partake in some of this purple cream that was given to me in a bar in Austin, Texas, 6th Street over here.
[00:39:52]  Nice, nice.
[00:39:53]  What are you smoking it out of?
[00:39:54]  Are you going to smoke it out of a pipe or are you going to roll it up?
[00:39:57]  Believe it or not, man, I went to this place called, I think it was called a gas pipe, I think.
[00:40:01]  And they were actually very friendly.
[00:40:04]  They actually sold me this little pipe that has this little screw contraption on top of it so we can make it into a little hole.
[00:40:14]  But the unfortunate part about it is, on the way over here, I lost the top.
[00:40:19]  So it's kind of like an exposed bowl, so to speak.
[00:40:24]  So I'm a little concerned that there may be some smoke coming out of the bowl area.
[00:40:30]  So what I'm going to do to compensate for that, because my dumbass lost the top, I'm going to put a quarter and do a tapital style and just kind of cover it with a quarter once I inhale the smoke that I've got.
[00:40:44]  And it's just a regular pipe.
[00:40:46]  And then to blow out the smoke, because we are at an office building here in Austin, Texas.
[00:40:52]  To blow out the smoke, a guy there at the gas pipe was suggesting, and of course I bought it, a thing called a Hello Neighbor.
[00:41:01]  I kid you not, that's what it's called.
[00:41:02]  It's called a Hello Neighbor.
[00:41:04]  I have not tried this.
[00:41:06]  So this is going to be my first experiment of this also.
[00:41:09]  Awesome, awesome.
[00:41:11]  Tip for the future.
[00:41:12]  You could take a cardboard tube from like paper towels and you take a fabric softener, the sheets that you put in the dryer, you put it into that and you blow your smoke through that when you exhale.
[00:41:25]  And the fabric softener sheets will actually smell like laundry, the smoke.
[00:41:31]  Wow, really?
[00:41:32]  Like, you know, you put the regular, like, you know, like the crap for the static and the smell and stuff for the dryer?
[00:41:37]  Right, right, right.
[00:41:38]  You take one of those and you take like a cardboard tube for paper towel or toilet paper and you put it inside of that.
[00:41:44]  You take like one or two sheets and you put it in there and you blow through that and that'll kill the smell very, very, very effectively.
[00:41:51]  That's what they're doing.
[00:41:53]  Wow, interesting, man.
[00:41:54]  Interesting.
[00:41:54]  I didn't even know that, man.
[00:41:55]  You see, you get innovative every day because you've got to do these things, especially out here in Austin, man.
[00:42:00]  There is no smoking indoors out here.
[00:42:02]  Can you believe this crap?
[00:42:04]  Yeah, yeah, it's like that everywhere now.
[00:42:07]  I mean, you can't smoke indoors.
[00:42:08]  Even if you've got a bar where 95% of your income is coming from the sale of alcohol, you cannot have any kind of smoking within an indoor facility.
[00:42:19]  So, of course, Austin has a remedy for that.
[00:42:22]  We've got rooftop bars which kick ass, believe it or not.
[00:42:25]  I mean, out there in the springtime smoking a cigar on top of a rooftop bar in Austin, looking at the buildings, it's great, man.

=== Indoor Smoking Restrictions (17:13) ===

[00:42:32]  But I still think it's kind of lame.
[00:42:34]  And, you know, I'm kind of putting myself at risk sitting here in this office building attempting to do this.
[00:42:39]  But I don't really give a crap.
[00:42:41]  And not only that, that's why I'm drinking, too.
[00:42:43]  Well, you shouldn't be smoking too much.
[00:42:45]  You only need a few good rips, you know, it's top-notch.
[00:42:49]  Well, I'm going to do a little bit different than I did last time.
[00:42:53]  The last time, you know, I only had a little bit.
[00:42:58]  But this time, I mean, I'm going to try to get as baked as I possibly can.
[00:43:05]  And the only reason I'm going to do this is to show the children out there that are to help prevent them from not doing it.
[00:43:14]  Even though they're going to do it anyway, this is for educational purposes only.
[00:43:19]  Wink, wink.
[00:43:20]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:43:21]  Absolutely.
[00:43:21]  Absolutely.
[00:43:24]  All right, man.
[00:43:24]  Well, hey, hey, Future DMB, why don't you give me a call back here in about 20 minutes?
[00:43:29]  We're going to try to get as many people on the phone taking a toque.
[00:43:33]  And we're going to see and we're going to see if we can set a record here.
[00:43:36]  I mean, seriously, I want to set a record for the most people on the phone taking a toque at one time.
[00:43:41]  I mean, it's got to be some kind of a record.
[00:43:43]  You know what I mean?
[00:43:44]  We got to be setting something.
[00:43:45]  I know it's not out there.
[00:43:46]  So if we do it today, we'll be setting a record for the Guinness Book of World Records.
[00:43:51]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:43:51]  As a matter of fact, I'm going to be emailing them after the show and see if we get into the Guinness Book of World Records.
[00:43:58]  Sounds good, man.
[00:43:59]  I'll call you back.
[00:44:01]  All right, man.
[00:44:01]  Thanks a lot, man.
[00:44:02]  I appreciate it, man.
[00:44:03]  Keep capitalizing, man.
[00:44:04]  Definitely, man.
[00:44:05]  Take it easy.
[00:44:06]  All right.
[00:44:07]  Take it easy.
[00:44:08]  That's Future DNB in the house.
[00:44:11]  Future DMB.
[00:44:13]  Avid listener, avid caller, a member of the capitalist army.
[00:44:18]  Much props.
[00:44:19]  Much props to old Future DMB there.
[00:44:22]  Anyway, 646-652-4869, we're taking calls at the True Capitalist Radio Show.
[00:44:28]  This is 420, April 20th here.
[00:44:31]  We were talking about how Obama visited Facebook to have a virtual town hall meeting with the ass clowns on Facebook like they care.
[00:44:45]  I mean, let me tell you something.
[00:44:46]  You know, as soon as I heard that Obama was going to visit Facebook, I was like, you know, what a joke.
[00:44:54]  All right.
[00:44:54]  What an utter joke.
[00:44:58]  Anyway, 646-652-4869.
[00:45:02]  We're going to start partaking in the tetrahydrocannabinol consumption here in about 15 minutes, you know, here at the top of the second hour.
[00:45:12]  And the reason is, folks, is because it is April 20th, 420.
[00:45:17]  I know there's people that are wondering, what exactly does that mean exactly, ghost?
[00:45:22]  It's what it means.
[00:45:23]  It is what it means.
[00:45:24]  It means that people celebrate this day to partake in tetrahydrocannabinol.
[00:45:30]  And the thing about it is, is that why exactly is it illegal?
[00:45:37]  I mean, that's what I want to know.
[00:45:39]  Now, I'm starting to get concerned now that you've got certain states that are actually legalizing this for medicinal purposes.
[00:45:46]  All right?
[00:45:48]  Medicinal purposes.
[00:45:49]  That means this is medicine.
[00:45:50]  This isn't some narcotic anymore.
[00:45:53]  This is becoming a medicine.
[00:45:56]  You know, an alternative to whatever crap they give you that's got all the side effects from a leaky faucet in the number one and an anal leakage in the number two.
[00:46:08]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:46:09]  I mean, you know, holes in the stomach, you know, side effects that turn your inside organs into liquid shit.
[00:46:16]  You know, this is an alternative.
[00:46:19]  You know, not to get off on a side note here, but Don Imus, he is a well-renowned radio jockey, so to speak, radio DJ for talk radio.
[00:46:33]  This guy's had prostate cancer for the past year and a half.
[00:46:38]  And instead of going into the traditional methods of partaking in radiation and chemotherapy, he's actually dealing with this cancer holistically and eating high vegetable, high fruit foods.
[00:46:56]  It's specifically geared towards what he has.
[00:46:58]  As a matter of fact, his wife, who happens to be a doctor, is the one who's orchestrating this particular diet.
[00:47:04]  And for the past year and a half, the guy's been just fine.
[00:47:08]  You know what I mean?
[00:47:09]  He's been living it up for Christ's sake.
[00:47:12]  So, you know, and truth be told, I wouldn't be surprised if he's puffing the magic dragon, you know, if he's visiting the tambourine man.
[00:47:20]  You understand?
[00:47:21]  Anyway, let me go ahead and take a drink here.
[00:47:23]  I want to hear from you.
[00:47:24]  646-652-4869.
[00:47:27]  It's 420, for Christ's sake.
[00:47:29]  Take another swig of this beer.
[00:47:33]  That's for you.
[00:47:42]  Before I start smoking here, I am a little scared.
[00:47:46]  I'm not going to be lying to folk.
[00:47:48]  I'm a little scared.
[00:47:50]  I don't have a goddamn ashtray.
[00:47:52]  So, what the hell am I supposed to use for a damn ashtray here?
[00:47:56]  I mean, what the hell do I got?
[00:47:58]  What the hell do I got up in here?
[00:48:00]  Christ's sake.
[00:48:01]  Here.
[00:48:01]  Here, here's an old beer can.
[00:48:07]  I use an old beer can here.
[00:48:08]  There we go.
[00:48:10]  That's what I'll use.
[00:48:13]  Anyway, sorry.
[00:48:14]  I mean, I'm getting things ready here.
[00:48:16]  I'm a little apprehensive in partaking in marijuana consumption.
[00:48:21]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:48:23]  I mean, I'm a little apprehensive.
[00:48:25]  I mean, somebody give me a call.
[00:48:26]  I mean, let me know what to expect, especially with this real strong crap.
[00:48:32]  I mean, somebody let me know.
[00:48:33]  Give me a call.
[00:48:33]  646-652-4869.
[00:48:37]  I mean, yeah, no kidding.
[00:48:38]  Where the hell is 213 at?
[00:48:40]  You know, you know, I wonder if he's, you know, got himself some 420 going on or the first of the month didn't give him enough money to partake in today's festivities, huh?
[00:48:52]  He's probably like, I can't do it, baby.
[00:48:54]  I can't partake in 420, but because of my kids, baby.
[00:48:58]  My kids.
[00:48:59]  You're not necessarily understanding, baby.
[00:49:02]  My kids.
[00:49:04]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:49:05]  He's drinking on Cisco and eating rib meat over here.
[00:49:09]  He just blew it all.
[00:49:10]  Blew it all completely.
[00:49:14]  Anyway, 646-652-4869.
[00:49:17]  I'm a little apprehensive.
[00:49:18]  Once again, this is 420.
[00:49:20]  I am going to consume tetrahydrocannabinol here live on the air.
[00:49:27]  I'm a little apprehensive, man.
[00:49:28]  I mean, you know, I got the jitters.
[00:49:30]  You know, I got that, you know, the butterflies in the stomach.
[00:49:33]  You know what I'm talking about?
[00:49:35]  You know, I'm just, I feel like a teenager or something.
[00:49:39]  Like I'm partaking in something very bad, you know?
[00:49:43]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:49:44]  Like I'm smoking in the boys' room.
[00:49:47]  Smoking in the boys' room.
[00:49:49]  You know, some garbage like that.
[00:49:50]  Anyway.
[00:49:52]  Anyway, 646-652-4869 is the number to call.
[00:49:59]  Man.
[00:50:01]  Man, oh, man.
[00:50:03]  Jesus Christ.
[00:50:04]  I'm sorry.
[00:50:05]  I'm apprehensive here.
[00:50:06]  Look at the people in the chat room, like, oh, come on.
[00:50:11]  Oh.
[00:50:14]  I mean, I'm a little apprehensive here.
[00:50:16]  You gotta, you gotta, you know, Jesus Christ.
[00:50:21]  I mean, I don't know.
[00:50:22]  See, you got some guy in here saying, hey, pack it in a bowl, you idiot.
[00:50:26]  You don't cook it in a spoon.
[00:50:28]  I get it, okay?
[00:50:28]  I get it.
[00:50:29]  It's not heroin.
[00:50:31]  It's not cocaine.
[00:50:33]  It's not all that other good stuff.
[00:50:34]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:50:35]  But I'm still a little apprehensive.
[00:50:37]  I mean, you should see the crystals that are coming off the goddamn leaves of this crap.
[00:50:42]  I mean, I don't even think there's any goddamn seeds in this son of a bitch.
[00:50:46]  I mean, do you understand what I'm saying?
[00:50:47]  I'm not somebody who consumes in this type of stuff every single day.
[00:50:51]  All right?
[00:50:52]  I don't do this.
[00:50:53]  I don't want to start acting like some jagoff on the internet here.
[00:50:58]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:50:59]  I mean, I don't want to sound like some, you know, imbecilic square.
[00:51:03]  You know, I'm talking about, you know, the proverbial idiot.
[00:51:06]  You know, you gave it to him his first time, and he's out here, you know, thinking he could fly and dumb crap like that.
[00:51:11]  I don't want to be that guy.
[00:51:15]  So, let me go ahead and keep drinking beer.
[00:51:17]  As a matter of fact, I'm almost done with this beer.
[00:51:22]  I am done with that beer.
[00:51:23]  Let me go ahead and get another beer here.
[00:51:25]  Let me go ahead and open this one up.
[00:51:32]  Yeah, that's what I'm talking about, baby.
[00:51:34]  And let me go ahead and chug this beer.
[00:51:36]  Let me chug this beer because we're nine minutes away from partaking in tetrahydrocanebanol.
[00:51:41]  Let me tell you something.
[00:51:42]  When I start, I'm not going to stop.
[00:51:44]  I'm not going to stop for Christ's sake.
[00:51:46]  So let me tell you something.
[00:51:46]  If you're listening to me right now, it is 4:20, April 20th.
[00:51:49]  Everybody knows what time it is.
[00:51:51]  I want you to spread the word about the True Capitalist Radio broadcast right now because I want as many people as could possibly fit on this switchboard of mine to partake in the festivities.
[00:52:04]  I want to set a record of so many people calling in and taking a hit.
[00:52:10]  All right?
[00:52:11]  Or taking it.
[00:52:12]  I mean, we should be setting world records.
[00:52:13]  I'm not joking here.
[00:52:14]  I am not joking.
[00:52:16]  Don't sit on your fat cottage cheese ass and just sit there and play with your little white willy.
[00:52:20]  Go out there to the nearest phone and pick it up and dial 646-652-4869.
[00:52:26]  It's 420.
[00:52:27]  I mean, Jesus Christ.
[00:52:29]  Let me take a chug of this beer before I have a goddamn heart attack.
[00:52:32]  My damn heart's beating like a rabbit out here.
[00:52:38]  All right, let me chug this beer.
[00:52:47]  I'm sorry.
[00:52:48]  I'm sorry.
[00:52:49]  I mean, I got to get loose a little bit, all right?
[00:52:52]  I got to get loose.
[00:52:52]  I'm not like, you know, some of these drug addicts out here that, you know, partake in this every single hour, you know?
[00:53:01]  Anyway, let me get this out here.
[00:53:03]  Where is it?
[00:53:04]  Let me get it out of the desk.
[00:53:06]  Because I didn't want everybody to be exposed to this crap or something.
[00:53:12]  You know what I mean?
[00:53:14]  Anyway, here it is.
[00:53:15]  Oh, shit.
[00:53:16]  Let me expose it outside the window.
[00:53:18]  You know, maybe you have the coppers or something.
[00:53:19]  You know, you're looking in with binoculars or some crap.
[00:53:22]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:53:23]  Anyway, here it is.
[00:53:24]  Here's the bag, folks.
[00:53:25]  You want to hear it?
[00:53:25]  Here it is.
[00:53:29]  There's a little cellophane bag right there.
[00:53:32]  Some good stuff.
[00:53:33]  It's very pungent.
[00:53:34]  You know what I mean?
[00:53:35]  Just opening it up.
[00:53:36]  It smells like very pungent.
[00:53:38]  You know what I mean?
[00:53:39]  It's smelling up the whole office for Christ's sake.
[00:53:43]  Woo-hoo!
[00:53:46]  Woo!
[00:53:48]  Oh, man.
[00:53:49]  Oh, geez.
[00:53:51]  Good lord.
[00:53:52]  You know what I mean?
[00:53:54]  Good, good.
[00:53:56]  Let me go again.
[00:53:57]  Man, that is some pungent ass purple cream, baby.
[00:54:01]  And he gave me a pretty good amount, too.
[00:54:03]  I mean, this isn't a joke here.
[00:54:05]  You know?
[00:54:07]  You know what I mean?
[00:54:07]  He gave me a couple of these fat nuggets.
[00:54:10]  You know what I mean?
[00:54:13]  They're fat nuggets.
[00:54:14]  Hey, listen to this.
[00:54:15]  I'm going to crack a fat nugget right here.
[00:54:17]  Listen.
[00:54:17]  Just listen closely.
[00:54:18]  All right?
[00:54:19]  Turn it up.
[00:54:24]  Oh, oh, man.
[00:54:32]  Did you hear that there?
[00:54:33]  Did y'all hear that?
[00:54:34]  I mean, that right there was a fat nugget being cracked.
[00:54:38]  And I can smell the aroma of that pungent sweet leaf.
[00:54:44]  Oh, yeah.
[00:54:46]  I got it.
[00:54:46]  Yeah, I smell it.
[00:54:51]  How about you?
[00:54:52]  Are you out there partaking in this, man?
[00:54:54]  I mean, I want to know.
[00:54:54]  I want to hear from you.
[00:54:56]  I want to hear from you.
[00:54:57]  646-652-4869.
[00:55:00]  All right.
[00:55:00]  I mean, am I the only, hello?
[00:55:04]  Is this thing on?
[00:55:05]  I mean, I know there's a gangload of people listening into the broadcast right now.
[00:55:08]  I want to know.
[00:55:10]  I want to know if you are partaking in this 420 festivities, for Christ's sake.
[00:55:17]  Anyway, let me go ahead and take another chug of this beer.
[00:55:24]  That's what I'm talking about, baby.
[00:55:30]  That's what I'm talking about.
[00:55:32]  All right, we're four minutes in, and from four minutes from now, folks, yours truly is going to be exposed with tetrahydrocannabinol.
[00:55:42]  But before I do, I would like to hand it off to another person to have a prelude and a preamble before we do this.
[00:55:54]  And the only reason Blog Talk Radio allows me to do these types of things is because, you know, I allow other sides of the argument to partake their view on my show.
[00:56:08]  So without any further ado, folks, before we partake in the festivities of 420, today is 420, folks.
[00:56:19]  Before we partake in these festivities, I'd like to hand it over to a person that is going to talk against the festivities that are about to be partaking in.
[00:56:32]  Now, these people are against what is happening here this evening on this broadcast.
[00:56:38]  So without any further ado, let me go ahead and bring him on.
[00:56:40]  Reverend B.J., are you there, sir?
[00:56:43]  How are you doing, people?
[00:56:44]  I am Reverend B.J. with the Midnight Coalition.
[00:56:48]  And I want everybody to know that you need to be up with hope and down with dope.
[00:56:54]  You need to understand that you need the Lord's hand.
[00:56:58]  You can't sit there and ride with the devil by sitting here and submitting yourself to this type of exposure.
[00:57:08]  All right?
[00:57:08]  THC tetrahydrocannabinol is a narcotic, baby.
[00:57:14]  It is a narcotic.
[00:57:16]  It is something that is of the devil's seed right now.
[00:57:20]  And all of you people, all of you people that are sitting here within the sound of my voice that are not being influenced or don't want to be influenced by ghosts and his ill will activities, I want you right now to put your hand on the computer screen right now.
[00:57:41]  That's right.
[00:57:42]  I want you to put your hand on the computer screen right now, folks.
[00:57:48]  I know the ghost is giving you temptation.
[00:57:51]  I know the devil is giving you temptation.
[00:57:53]  I know the world is giving you temptation.
[00:57:56]  But I want you to put your hand on the computer screen right now.
[00:58:03]  And I want you to pray with me.
[00:58:05]  That's right.
[00:58:06]  I want you to pray with me right now.
[00:58:08]  And I am going to send my holiness vibes through this fiber optically connected world we call the internet, baby.
[00:58:17]  All right, now put your hand on the computer screen right now.
[00:58:23]  And I'm going to pray.
[00:58:25]  Lord, I know Ghost is trying to corrupt the minds of the youth, trying to corrupt the minds of the innocent right now, but I want you to stand by me, Lord.
[00:58:36]  And I want you to influence all the people that are sitting here partaking in this marriage won't festivity.
[00:58:43]  I want you to send your holiness vibes through the internet, and I want you to send the holiness through them.
[00:58:50]  I want you to send the Holy Spirit inside them.
[00:58:53]  I want you to send them the Holy Spirit so that they can reject the devil's temptation.
[00:59:01]  And reject the narcotics that this man is trying to push on the broadcast today.
[00:59:10]  And Satan, yeah, I'm talking to you, Satan.
[00:59:14]  You're a fiend, Satan.
[00:59:17]  You pray on the mind of the weak.
[00:59:19]  You pray on the mind of the young people.
[00:59:21]  And right now, I want you to get back behind me, Satan.
[00:59:27]  Get back behind me.
[00:59:32]  You're a fiend, Satan.
[00:59:35]  I'm not going to let you do what you do to the innocent people right now that are listening to this broadcast.
[00:59:40]  I'm not going to let you do it.
[00:59:41]  So get back behind me, Satan.

=== Fighting Satan's Influence (14:23) ===

[00:59:45]  Get back my Lord has just told me right now that somebody listening to this broadcast that was dying of cancer has been completely cured right now and they're jumping for Jesus.
[01:00:03]  Hallelujah.
[01:00:05]  The Lord has just told me that somebody who was servicing glory holes in a parked bathroom somewhere and got HIV has been completely cured thanks to the holiness vibes we are sending across the internet right now.
[01:00:20]  Thank you, Jesus.
[01:00:24]  God has told me that we have just converted a homosexual back into the straight line.
[01:00:30]  Thank you, Jesus.
[01:00:34]  Now, what I'd like everybody to do for me is I'd like you to give me a call right now, 1-800-Reverend BJ.
[01:00:42]  That's 1-800-Reverend B.J., and donate 10% of what you earn each year to the Midnight Coalition and to the Lord.
[01:00:53]  Do you understand right now?
[01:00:56]  I can reserve you a seat in the kingdom of heaven.
[01:00:59]  You understand?
[01:01:01]  I can reserve you a seat in the kingdom of heaven.
[01:01:04]  All you've got to do is give me a call right now, 1-800-Reverend B.J., and donate 15% of what you earn each year to the Midnight Coalition and to the Lord.
[01:01:17]  And if you don't, you're going to burn in hell.
[01:01:20]  You're going to burn in hell if you don't.
[01:01:23]  And if you are a homosexual afraid of burning in a pit of fire with the devil putting a pitchfork up your anal passage, well, I can reserve you a seat in the kingdom of heaven, homosexuals.
[01:01:38]  I can do this.
[01:01:39]  Do you understand that?
[01:01:40]  I can do it.
[01:01:42]  Just give me a call right now and donate 25% of what you earn each year to the Midnight Coalition and to the Lord.
[01:01:52]  And if you don't, you're going to burn in hell.
[01:01:55]  That's right.
[01:01:56]  You're going to burn in hell.
[01:02:00]  And you better not be smoking there, boy.
[01:02:03]  You better not be partaking in what Ghost is about to do here because if you do, you're going to burn in hell, folks.
[01:02:10]  All right, I think he's about done.
[01:02:12]  Anyway, that was Reverend B.J. from the Midnight Coalition basically saying the preamble that what I'm about to partake in is not appropriate.
[01:02:22]  It's a narcotic.
[01:02:23]  It's with the devil or whatever the hell.
[01:02:26]  Whatever in the hell he's talking about, I don't care.
[01:02:29]  All right?
[01:02:30]  You heard the preamble.
[01:02:32]  Right now, we are about to partake in Tetrahydrocannabinol right now.
[01:02:38]  So, everybody, we are in the second hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
[01:02:43]  I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
[01:02:47]  And once again, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
[01:02:50]  This is episode number 69, nudes.
[01:02:56]  And I want to thank everybody for tuning in.
[01:02:58]  Please retweet the broadcast.
[01:03:00]  Please spread it around like wildfire.
[01:03:03]  Because let me tell you something.
[01:03:04]  We're about to partake in the festivities here.
[01:03:08]  Now, what I'm going to do here, folks, is I'm actually going to get up off my chair.
[01:03:11]  This is a badass chair, by the way.
[01:03:13]  Put a picture of it.
[01:03:14]  Some gangster-ass stuff right there.
[01:03:16]  Anyway, I'm going to put my laptop on the floor here because I don't want to be photographed from any potential window angle.
[01:03:23]  Do you understand what I'm saying?
[01:03:25]  Just in case anybody's watching here.
[01:03:28]  So let me get back behind this desk here.
[01:03:32]  I'm actually sitting on the floor like a goddamn kid in a PE class or something.
[01:03:37]  I'm sitting Indian style.
[01:03:39]  And let me tell you something.
[01:03:40]  My leg still hurts from getting up on this goddamn desk and trying to have some Indian rain dance earlier in the week.
[01:03:50]  I mean, I really hurt myself for Christ's sake.
[01:03:54]  Anyway, let me see here.
[01:03:56]  Let me go ahead and get behind this desk here.
[01:04:01]  Here we go.
[01:04:03]  Sitting on the freaking floor for Christ's sake.
[01:04:06]  God damn it.
[01:04:08]  All right, folks.
[01:04:10]  We're in the house.
[01:04:12]  I think that we're pretty much hidden from sight here.
[01:04:15]  I'm hoping so.
[01:04:16]  This is 420, folks.
[01:04:19]  April 20th.
[01:04:20]  And please retweet the broadcast.
[01:04:22]  You understand?
[01:04:23]  We're trying to break a world record here.
[01:04:25]  We're trying to break a world record.
[01:04:27]  We're trying to get as many people as we possibly can to give me a call.
[01:04:30]  646-652-4869.
[01:04:34]  All right?
[01:04:36]  And we're going to partake in this.
[01:04:38]  We're going to have as many people as we possibly can call up the phone number and take a hit at the same time.
[01:04:44]  I'm telling you, it's got to be a record.
[01:04:46]  We're going to break it.
[01:04:48]  And we're going to do it today.
[01:04:50]  But I need your help, Dammit.
[01:04:51]  If you're listening in, don't be a milky liquor.
[01:04:53]  Why don't you go out there and spin it around?
[01:04:56]  Spin it around like wildfire.
[01:05:01]  Let me go ahead and take another swig here.
[01:05:06]  And you know what else I got?
[01:05:09]  I also got some of this air freshener.
[01:05:13]  Check this out.
[01:05:14]  You know what I mean?
[01:05:17]  You're damn right.
[01:05:18]  I'm not going to sit here and have anything happen in this building.
[01:05:23]  I mean, that's the last thing I need is for these ass clowns in this office building to sit here and give me any crap and have the cops calls or anything like that.
[01:05:37]  We don't want that.
[01:05:38]  We don't want that.
[01:05:39]  We don't need that.
[01:05:40]  All right?
[01:05:45]  So anyway, let me go ahead and take a swig one more time here.
[01:05:52]  Let me get this goddamn bowl ready.
[01:05:56]  All right.
[01:05:57]  I'm sorry, folks, if there's some dead air here.
[01:06:00]  But we're going to get this bowl ready here.
[01:06:04]  Let me go ahead and take a call here.
[01:06:06]  Goofy Bone, is that you?
[01:06:08]  Yeah, ghost, can you hear me?
[01:06:10]  Happy 420.
[01:06:11]  Hey, what's going on?
[01:06:12]  Happy 420.
[01:06:13]  Yeah, I can hear you, man.
[01:06:15]  I'm preparing and loading up as we speak.
[01:06:19]  Ghost, I'm on my way to San Francisco.
[01:06:21]  I'm going to go to Hippie Hill.
[01:06:23]  That's where Vincent the Bay said he's going to be at.
[01:06:26]  So I've got to go over there and smoke with a good old friend called Vincent the Bay.
[01:06:30]  So do you have some kind of camera phone or a video phone or something like that?
[01:06:37]  I'm actually bringing some video camera equipment.
[01:06:41]  I'll take some pictures and I'll post them up on Capitalist Army.
[01:06:47]  Yeah, man, we want to see it.
[01:06:49]  Either you or Vince, we'd like to see what's happening out there in that Cisco area.
[01:06:54]  Supposedly, it's supposed to be a big-time event.
[01:06:57]  We want to check it out.
[01:06:58]  You know what I mean?
[01:06:59]  Gotcha, ghost.
[01:07:00]  Don't worry.
[01:07:01]  I got you.
[01:07:01]  So, how are you doing, Ghost?
[01:07:03]  Are you ready to get a high-end?
[01:07:05]  Yeah, I'm a little apprehensive.
[01:07:07]  You know, I'm a little apprehensive to say the least.
[01:07:09]  But I'm getting a little drunk.
[01:07:12]  You know what, Ghost?
[01:07:13]  You should eat the edibles because I had my mom the other day.
[01:07:17]  I gave her a chocolate cake, and it knocked her out for three days, ghost.
[01:07:23]  What, three days?
[01:07:24]  What are you talking about?
[01:07:24]  She was like walking around high for three days.
[01:07:27]  She had a zombie for three days sleeping because she had a cake that was four times, let's just put it in grams for all the marijuana smokers out there.
[01:07:38]  She ate a cake that at least had three point seven grams in it.
[01:07:44]  Let's just put it that way.
[01:07:46]  Oh, man.
[01:07:49]  Did she have the munchies or what?
[01:07:52]  Oh, no, she told me that it just drained her.
[01:07:55]  That she just was so damn lazy that you should never even touch that shit again.
[01:08:00]  She's mad at me right now.
[01:08:02]  She's mad at you.
[01:08:03]  Well, I bet, man, you got her half baked on a baked good.
[01:08:07]  You know what I mean?
[01:08:09]  Well, you know, it goes out.
[01:08:11]  I couldn't tell my mom, mom, you're going to eat a marijuana cake.
[01:08:14]  I had to say that there was a celebration.
[01:08:17]  And then, you know, here's, you know, leftover cake from the celebration.
[01:08:20]  So I kind of played a trick on my mom, but it's all right.
[01:08:23]  She'll forgive me one day.
[01:08:25]  I mean, you actually got your mom high.
[01:08:28]  I mean, what kind of son does that?
[01:08:31]  Well, you know, I had a bet with my sister because we've always tried to get my mom high.
[01:08:38]  Well, my mom's, you know, one, you know, baby boomer.
[01:08:40]  She don't believe in that shit.
[01:08:42]  So I got the cake, and, you know, my sister played along and said, hey, mom, you know, here's some of the cake from the ceremony that we came from.
[01:08:52]  And she went ahead and ate it.
[01:08:53]  She said it was good.
[01:08:55]  I didn't hear from her in three days.
[01:08:57]  Today she called me cutting me out.
[01:09:02]  Oh, man.
[01:09:03]  Unbelievable, man.
[01:09:05]  And she got that twisted from eating it, huh?
[01:09:09]  Yeah, it was one slice of cake, just a regular slice of a chocolate cake.
[01:09:14]  And it had so much resin oil.
[01:09:18]  Like I said, it was 3.7 in grams.
[01:09:21]  That's how much she accumulated in one piece of cake.
[01:09:29]  Unreal, man.
[01:09:30]  Hey, stay on the line there, Goofy Bone, because I'm about to try to partake in this stuff.
[01:09:35]  Yeah, yeah, Ghost.
[01:09:36]  You know what?
[01:09:36]  I want you to smoke.
[01:09:37]  I want you to enjoy the day.
[01:09:39]  Sit on the ground like an Indian Indian style and just smoke.
[01:09:44]  Do it for all the fans out there, Ghost.
[01:09:47]  Just do it.
[01:09:49]  I'm going to do it, man.
[01:09:50]  And we know that you're only doing it for test reasons.
[01:09:55]  You're not doing this just for your own good.
[01:09:57]  Of course.
[01:09:58]  I mean, absolutely, purely educational purposes only.
[01:10:03]  Educational.
[01:10:04]  Educational.
[01:10:06]  That's right.
[01:10:07]  You know what Obama's going to talk to Zuckerberg for?
[01:10:12]  What is he going to do?
[01:10:14]  He's going to try to build a collaboration throughout just only the internet.
[01:10:22]  You're cutting in and out, Goofy.
[01:10:23]  You guys saying it again?
[01:10:24]  What are they doing?
[01:10:29]  No, man, you're cutting in and out, Goofy.
[01:10:31]  Man, we can't hear you.
[01:10:32]  Say it one more time.
[01:10:36]  All right, man.
[01:10:37]  Go ahead and give us a call back, man.
[01:10:38]  Yeah, he's cutting in and out.
[01:10:40]  Hello, Goofy Bone.
[01:10:41]  Avid listener, avid caller.
[01:10:45]  Anyway, geez, now, I mean, I've got a bowl loaded up here.
[01:10:51]  And I've got the lighter here.
[01:10:57]  And I'm a little scared.
[01:10:59]  Once again, I'm a little apprehensive.
[01:11:02]  Let me take one more swig of the spear, and we're going to throw on some stoner music.
[01:11:08]  You know, throw on some music that can set the tone, you know, set the mood, so to speak.
[01:11:14]  Let me go ahead and take this drink, and we're going to go ahead and go to it right now.
[01:11:25]  Here we go.
[01:11:27]  All right.
[01:11:27]  Hey, engineer, can we get some kind of stoner music, please?
[01:11:31]  I mean, seriously, all right?
[01:11:33]  I mean, good God.
[01:11:35]  Let me get some dicks.
[01:11:37]  Get the damn stoner music on the air, man.
[01:11:41]  There we go.
[01:11:43]  All right.
[01:11:45]  Here we go, folks.
[01:11:47]  Happy 420.
[01:11:48]  I hope everybody out there is appreciating this.
[01:11:51]  All right?
[01:11:52]  I hope everybody out there is appreciating this.
[01:11:57]  All right, here we go.
[01:11:58]  Here we go.
[01:12:03]  Hold on just a second.
[01:12:04]  We're going to take our first hit right now, folks.
[01:12:07]  All right?
[01:12:08]  Right now.
[01:12:09]  Everybody listen in.
[01:12:10]  Here we go.
[01:12:12]  Here we go.
[01:12:15]  Hold on, hold on.
[01:12:16]  I'm trying to set the mic up to where we can get a lot back on the program.
[01:12:28]  I'm up on the supply joint.
[01:12:29]  When I'm popping from the slow chest, on that step back, kick back.
[01:12:37]  I'm in your mouth that in the air.
[01:12:40]  When I'm poking up the bells, it's my message where I feel that damn so can sick down.
[01:12:53]  I've been getting hot all along.
[01:12:55]  I got a birthday every day.
[01:12:57]  Let's see.
[01:12:59]  Now I got to call out her name.
[01:13:02]  Oh, man.
[01:13:03]  It was Larry James.
[01:13:05]  Whoa.
[01:13:08]  Hell of a.
[01:13:12]  Man, that was a hell of a rush here.
[01:13:16]  Oh, man.
[01:13:17]  Yeah.
[01:13:19]  Woo!
[01:13:21]  Here, let's keep on doing it, shall we?
[01:13:23]  I mean, it's 420, isn't it, huh?
[01:13:25]  It's 420.
[01:13:29]  Let's keep doing it.
[01:13:31]  Bring it on.
[01:13:56]  Man.
[01:13:59]  Oh, yeah, this is very, very nice.
[01:14:02]  Very nice.
[01:14:04]  Eddie nice.
[01:14:05]  How do I?

=== Feeling Different Already (05:34) ===

[01:14:08]  Woo, man.
[01:14:10]  I gotta wash that down with some beer, baby.
[01:14:12]  You know what I mean?
[01:14:13]  I gotta wash that down with some beer.
[01:14:19]  Oh, yeah.
[01:14:22]  Oh, yeah, that's what I'm talking about, man.
[01:14:24]  I'm already feeling a lot different.
[01:14:26]  Let me tell you this right now, alright?
[01:14:29]  All right, I'm already feeling a lot different.
[01:14:34]  But we're gonna keep on going.
[01:14:35]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:14:36]  We're gonna keep on going.
[01:14:38]  You wanna know why?
[01:14:39]  Because, you know, it's educational purposes.
[01:14:42]  That's why.
[01:14:43]  That's why.
[01:14:43]  Everybody knows that's why.
[01:14:45]  Anybody who tries to say otherwise, they don't know me.
[01:14:50]  Whoa.
[01:14:52]  Hold on.
[01:14:56]  Hold on a second.
[01:14:58]  Here we go.
[01:15:01]  Here's another one, baby.
[01:15:03]  All right, here's another.
[01:15:05]  Here's another.
[01:15:46]  Oh, man.
[01:15:49]  Oh, this ain't cool, man.
[01:16:07]  That's harsh, man.
[01:16:10]  Kind of tasty, though.
[01:16:13]  But, man.
[01:16:15]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[01:16:17]  I take a swing of beer here.
[01:16:19]  Hang on, beer.
[01:16:23]  Oh, yeah.
[01:16:25]  Hey, hey, what happened to the smoking music?
[01:16:28]  What happened to the damn smoking music?
[01:16:30]  That was a little bit of the Cypress Hill for all the folks that were keeping track.
[01:16:34]  That was Cypress Hill.
[01:16:35]  I love you, Mary Jane.
[01:16:42]  Sorry, folks.
[01:16:43]  Well, we're going to continue on, shall we?
[01:16:45]  Let's go ahead and put some more Cypress Hill.
[01:16:47]  I mean, you can't get any more 420 than Cypress Hill, so.
[01:16:54]  Engineer, do you have anything more?
[01:16:56]  Engineer, come on.
[01:16:57]  Put something on there.
[01:16:59]  Oh, yeah, there we go.
[01:17:02]  That's a little better.
[01:17:04]  All right, let me go ahead and take another one here, right?
[01:17:11]  Here we go.
[01:17:33]  Oh, my God.
[01:17:35]  Man, I got some smoke to escape from this shit, man.
[01:17:38]  Oh, man.
[01:17:40]  and spray some of this crap out of here.
[01:17:58]  Oh, man.
[01:17:58]  This is getting really, really wow.
[01:18:08]  Oh, man.
[01:18:08]  I feel like some kind of like Buddha or something.
[01:18:13]  You know what I mean?
[01:18:13]  It's just like, you know, I got like a whole bunch of Pringly feelings on the top of my head.
[01:18:19]  You know what I mean?
[01:18:20]  on the top of my head.
[01:18:30]  I can feel my heart beat, really.
[01:18:34]  my heartbeat This was almost cash anyway, man.
[01:18:48]  I mean, you know, Jesus Christ.
[01:18:51]  Oh, let me reload another.
[01:18:52]  Let me reload another one.
[01:18:53]  Hold on.
[01:18:54]  Hey, shut it up, engineer.
[01:18:56]  Shut it up!
[01:18:58]  All right.
[01:19:00]  Oh, man.
[01:19:02]  Man, this thing makes your nose drip and makes your head sweat there, boy.
[01:19:07]  I mean, I'm tearing up for Christmas.
[01:19:13]  Anyway, let's go ahead and take some calls here.
[01:19:15]  We got Vince back on the horn here.
[01:19:17]  What's going on, Vince?
[01:19:19]  Hey, welcome.
[01:19:21]  Welcome to the cloud system of 420, Ghost.
[01:19:27]  It's good to have you.
[01:19:28]  Yeah, it's you know, it's not something that, you know, I partake in a lot of days out of the week, but it's feeling a little tingly on the head, to say the least, man.

=== Federal Reserve Critique (04:51) ===

[01:19:43]  I got to do another bowl here because this other one's cash.
[01:19:46]  I don't have a damn, I don't have a damn ashtray, so I got to get a goddamn old beer can, for Christ's sake.
[01:19:53]  Got a goddamn old beer can.
[01:19:56]  And that's going to be my goddamn ashtray.
[01:19:58]  But you went out there, where was it?
[01:20:03]  You're in Cisco.
[01:20:04]  You've got free legal dispensary weed areas.
[01:20:08]  What did you purchase on your way out?
[01:20:11]  Ghost.
[01:20:12]  The dispensaries aren't free.
[01:20:14]  They're not passing out free weed.
[01:20:17]  They are in some ways.
[01:20:18]  What am I talking about?
[01:20:19]  I thought they were giving out dispensary weed.
[01:20:22]  Like, you know, you just go up and say, yeah, I'm sick.
[01:20:24]  I need some help.
[01:20:25]  My legs be hurting.
[01:20:27]  And, you know, you get yourself like a gram or two or something.
[01:20:32]  Yeah, no, no.
[01:20:33]  I know a lot of people have a weird warped.
[01:20:36]  It's kind of like that Obamacare.
[01:20:37]  Everybody thinks they're going to get free health care.
[01:20:39]  It doesn't work like that.
[01:20:41]  Well, no, I mean, isn't it California, man?
[01:20:44]  They give out free everything out there.
[01:20:45]  They give out free health care to the illegals.
[01:20:48]  So I was just thinking, you know, given the liberal spirit of California, you know, they'd be giving this out for free out there in the dispensaries, for Christ's sake.
[01:20:57]  I mean, you know, I mean, I mean, that's what I thought.
[01:21:00]  I mean, that's why I was even going to possibly take a trip out there risking the big one.
[01:21:04]  You know what I mean?
[01:21:06]  Yeah.
[01:21:06]  Yeah.
[01:21:07]  Amen, brother.
[01:21:08]  Preaching to the choir.
[01:21:09]  I love it here.
[01:21:09]  I grew up here.
[01:21:10]  This is my home base.
[01:21:12]  I'm not going to leave.
[01:21:13]  I don't care if I stick out like a sore thumb.
[01:21:16]  You know, I definitely don't.
[01:21:18]  My ideology does not necessarily align with a lot of the liberal commie pinko bastards here.
[01:21:28]  But hey, that's just one aspect of my personality, politics.
[01:21:32]  You know, I'm such a diverse individual ghost.
[01:21:38]  And, you know, I know there's more to life than just a political ideology.
[01:21:44]  And so I just enjoy the surroundings here.
[01:21:47]  It's beautiful.
[01:21:48]  It's a typical San Francisco day.
[01:21:50]  It's overcast.
[01:21:51]  The sun is not out.
[01:21:52]  It's windy.
[01:21:53]  It's about 50-something.
[01:21:54]  But people are out and about.
[01:21:56]  They're having a good time.
[01:21:58]  A lot of people are partying.
[01:21:59]  I don't know what these people, I guess they just don't work.
[01:22:01]  I don't know what they do.
[01:22:03]  Or they took the day off or something.
[01:22:04]  Well, are you kidding me?
[01:22:06]  Of course.
[01:22:06]  They're half of the damn California's collecting unemployment, for Christ's sake.
[01:22:11]  What are you talking about?
[01:22:12]  I mean, unemployment, you know, I mean, it's what's keeping this economy afloat.
[01:22:16]  I know that people are having a hard time believing that, but that's just the way it is.
[01:22:22]  Sucks.
[01:22:22]  But welcome.
[01:22:24]  Welcome to me.
[01:22:26]  And what's really unfortunate is you try to go up to one of these poor lazy slobs and you try to ask them, like, why in the hell are you broke dick?
[01:22:37]  They just look at you with a dog-faced, you know, wandering look at you and give you a come on, man, and that's about it.
[01:22:46]  That's all you get.
[01:22:47]  You know?
[01:22:49]  Yeah.
[01:22:49]  You'd be surprised, though.
[01:22:52]  There's some sovereign individuals that have a brain on their sh on their in their head, and you'd be surprised.
[01:22:59]  I walk around, I don't know what your stance are on the Federal Reserve, but I walk around with an in-the-fed t-shirt, and I get thumbs up from people all the time.
[01:23:09]  I'm really surprised.
[01:23:10]  You know, you would think a lot of these liberal pinkos would be like, oh, I can handle this thing in front of you.
[01:23:17]  What are you?
[01:23:19]  Why is your dunk head on me flag?
[01:23:22]  That type of shit, you know?
[01:23:24]  Yeah, so you're against the Federal Reserve?
[01:23:27]  Yeah, I don't like it.
[01:23:28]  I don't know what we should replace it with.
[01:23:30]  I don't necessarily suggest we go to a gold standard or anything.
[01:23:34]  I just suggest we find some standard because apparently they don't have any.
[01:23:41]  Well, what's unfortunate is the Federal Reserve is just at the whim of both mechanisms that control it.
[01:23:48]  I mean, you know, 1913, you look at the charter, it says that the two authoritarian bodies over the Federal Reserve are the people and the government.
[01:23:57]  And if the government is going to continue to spend and do all this crap, and the people are just going to sit there and play with their pink willies and wax their carrots, you know, well, the Federal Reserve can only continue a certain monetary policy based upon the fiscal responsibility of the nation.
[01:24:17]  And, you know, I can't really blame the Federal Reserve for anything other than trying to juggle a monetary policy of fractional reserve banking with a government that's just thinking that this is monopoly money, you know?

=== San Jose Vaporizers (05:48) ===

[01:24:34]  Absolutely, bro.
[01:24:36]  Preaching to the choir.
[01:24:38]  Hey, hold on, Vince.
[01:24:39]  I'm going to take a hit there, man.
[01:24:42]  Do you have some stuff on you?
[01:24:44]  Yeah, I do, bro.
[01:24:45]  I have a little starfruit.
[01:24:48]  It's called Starfruit.
[01:24:49]  It's a sativa-dominant strain.
[01:24:52]  So I go with the sativa during the day so I can, you know, keeps me up, keeps me motivated so I can do stuff.
[01:24:58]  And then towards the end of the night, I'll puff on some Indica, and that will relax me and wind me down, give me a nice.
[01:25:06]  Yeah, I think this stuff is some Indica.
[01:25:09]  You know, I was taking a look at the different types of stuff.
[01:25:12]  I mean, it's very informative.
[01:25:14]  The different weeds that are out there, they actually got pictures of this crap.
[01:25:19]  People are proud of it.
[01:25:20]  You've got growers and stuff.
[01:25:21]  Unbelievable, man.
[01:25:24]  Yeah, it's unfor real.
[01:25:25]  And you know what?
[01:25:26]  Speaking of medicinal marijuana or marijuana and politics, in my hometown where I grew up, San Jose, where Goofy's out of, the city council just yesterday, they had a huge session where they went on all day long.
[01:25:42]  It was like an eight-hour session where they were trying to put a ban on all marijuana dispensaries in the San Jose, the city of San Jose.
[01:25:53]  Oh, man, no way, dude.
[01:25:56]  And right now, there's like over 110 operating in San Jose.
[01:26:00]  And the city council voted last night.
[01:26:03]  They wanted to ban all of them all together, but they changed it to where they just want to ban all of them except for 10.
[01:26:13]  They're going to put a rule into effect that there can only be 10 dispensaries in San Jose.
[01:26:19]  And it's pure crony capitalism at its finest.
[01:26:23]  And I actually am a friend of one of the city councilmen members on my Facebook.
[01:26:29]  And I sent him a message.
[01:26:32]  I was like, what's up, dude?
[01:26:34]  Why are you guys passing this?
[01:26:36]  This is stupid.
[01:26:36]  And he's like, well, I voted no.
[01:26:39]  I voted no.
[01:26:44]  And I was like, dude, that's bullshit.
[01:26:47]  You know, you shouldn't.
[01:26:48]  But his.
[01:26:49]  His.
[01:26:50]  But this is how twisted and liberal this guy is.
[01:26:52]  This guy's supposed to be one of the more conservative, I guess, or moderates.
[01:26:57]  He's like, no, no, no.
[01:26:58]  I think we should do mental regulation so we can whittle it down sort of covertly.
[01:27:06]  And that was his excuse.
[01:27:07]  Like, that was a better plan.
[01:27:08]  He's like, he wanted to see the result, but he just wanted to whittle it down and it down to go.
[01:27:13]  I was like, what a fucking pussy, you know?
[01:27:16]  Yeah.
[01:27:16]  Oh, man.
[01:27:18]  I mean, you know, Vince, you're really, you know, you're really kind of just, you know, ruining the moment here by talking politics, man.
[01:27:28]  You know, I didn't have anything on the agenda.
[01:27:33]  But you're really serious about this, right?
[01:27:35]  I mean, don't you got, you know, don't you have like some of that high-grade marijuana, genetically altered tetrahydrocannabinol that you can consume in and, you know, just kind of being the same frequency that I'm in at this certain time?
[01:27:55]  Am I am I doing it?
[01:27:57]  See, that's the thing, Ghost.
[01:27:58]  That's what sativa does.
[01:28:00]  It makes it amps you up.
[01:28:01]  It's like it's like coffee.
[01:28:03]  It's like speed.
[01:28:04]  I did.
[01:28:04]  I smoked like I've smoked like three times since I've been on with you.
[01:28:08]  Are you kidding me?
[01:28:09]  Why exactly would you smoke something to get you speeded up?
[01:28:13]  I mean, I'm speeded up naturally by nature.
[01:28:17]  You know what I mean?
[01:28:17]  I'm just one of those high-strung people, you know?
[01:28:22]  I mean, I just, you know, that's why I drink.
[01:28:25]  You know, try to calm my ass down.
[01:28:27]  That's why I try to eat fat T-bone steaks, you know, so I can have all the blood rush into my stomach as opposed to my head.
[01:28:34]  You know what I mean?
[01:28:36]  Yeah, I hear you, bro.
[01:28:37]  I'm picking up what you're putting down, brother.
[01:28:40]  All right.
[01:28:40]  Well, I'll lighten the mood up, man.
[01:28:43]  I don't mean to get you.
[01:28:44]  That was just marijuana-related news that was on my mind, and I'm not going to let that get me down.
[01:28:50]  I live in San Francisco.
[01:28:51]  They're not banning it here, so I'm going to smoke the fuck up.
[01:28:53]  I went down to the vapor room earlier, and the vapor room was off the chain today.
[01:28:58]  The vapor room?
[01:28:59]  What the hell do they do with the vapor room?
[01:29:02]  Well, it's a dispensary where they have a little thing set up.
[01:29:07]  They have like a big flat-screen TV in there and benches and shit and couches where people can chill out and vaporize.
[01:29:15]  They give you complimentary vaporizers that you can check out.
[01:29:19]  And you vaporize on the front.
[01:29:22]  Vaporize?
[01:29:23]  Is this beating me up Scotty shit?
[01:29:25]  I mean, what is vaporize?
[01:29:26]  What the hell does that mean?
[01:29:28]  Vaporize?
[01:29:29]  Oh, yeah.
[01:29:30]  You don't know what vaporizing is, dude?
[01:29:32]  No, what the hell is that?
[01:29:34]  You got a cold or something?
[01:29:35]  You got vaporizers, you know, yeah.
[01:29:40]  If you if you share your vapor thing with somebody else, you might catch a cold from it.
[01:29:45]  But no, it's a contraption where what you do is you pack a little weed into it and you essentially like incinerate the weed in some way where it doesn't burn it.
[01:29:53]  It just extracts like the the the THC itself.
[01:29:57]  And so you get a pure hit and it's not, you don't get as much, you don't really get smoke.
[01:30:02]  You get a little bit of smoke, but for the most part, it's just a pure THC high.
[01:30:07]  And what you do is you cook it up and then you put this little bag on top of it and you fill up the bag with all the with the air with the vapor.
[01:30:14]  And then once it's filled up, you turn off the machine and then you pull the little balloon off of the thing.

=== Understanding Vaporizing (09:33) ===

[01:30:22]  Why you got to do all that, man?
[01:30:24]  Like, you know, why you got to go all that all out?
[01:30:27]  Why don't you just decombust it through burning it and setting it on fire, smelling the smoke and just kind of absorbing the effects accordingly, you know?
[01:30:40]  Yeah.
[01:30:41]  No?
[01:30:44]  Am I wrong?
[01:30:46]  You know what?
[01:30:47]  The other side effect of smoking the marijuana?
[01:30:53]  Yeah.
[01:30:54]  Short-term memory, and I get easily distracted.
[01:30:56]  I suddenly have ADD.
[01:30:58]  So I have no idea what you just said, Ghost.
[01:31:01]  You don't have any idea what I just said?
[01:31:03]  No, no, no clue.
[01:31:04]  I don't even remember what I just said.
[01:31:06]  Yeah, it's hopeless.
[01:31:09]  Hold on a second, Vince.
[01:31:11]  I'm going to have another toot here.
[01:31:13]  This is actually kind of fun here.
[01:31:15]  Yeah, I'm going to hit myself.
[01:31:16]  I kind of feel like Chief Slapahoe and sitting Indian style in front of my tribe with a freaking teepee in the background there.
[01:31:26]  And I can hear a whole crowd of Indians just kind of gathering around in somewhat of a sun-like dance.
[01:31:36]  Kind of just dancing in the wind with their tassels just kind of flying off.
[01:31:44]  It's just like, hey, You know what I'm saying?
[01:31:51]  I mean, I got that kind of feel going on right now, and I just want to keep that going.
[01:31:57]  So if you'll excuse me there, Vince, I'm just going to take one more toot here.
[01:32:04]  Excuse me while I kiss this guy.
[01:32:06]  Yeah, there you go.
[01:32:08]  There you go.
[01:32:08]  As a matter of fact, I mean, I thought that Jimi Hendrix was talking about heroin in that song.
[01:32:18]  You know what I mean?
[01:32:22]  I thought he was talking about putting it up to some other guy's pooper.
[01:32:28]  What are you talking about?
[01:32:29]  Are you kidding me?
[01:32:29]  Jimi Hendrix?
[01:32:32]  I heard he was by.
[01:32:33]  Have you ever seen him in interviews?
[01:32:36]  Yeah, I know he was kind of out there.
[01:32:38]  There's all that hippie shit.
[01:32:40]  But, you know, there's no way.
[01:32:42]  Free love.
[01:32:42]  Free love.
[01:32:43]  No, no, no.
[01:32:44]  I don't want to believe it.
[01:32:45]  I don't want to believe it.
[01:32:47]  Sorry to blow your image, no pun intended.
[01:32:50]  Har Har, there's no way.
[01:32:54]  There's no way that Jimi Hendrix was taking it up the poop shoot or doing some fudge packing.
[01:33:03]  You know what I mean?
[01:33:04]  You know, Vince, you really besmirched my show by doing that.
[01:33:09]  But you're calling me a goofball by sitting here saying that because I like Hendrix.
[01:33:16]  I'm sorry, Vince.
[01:33:17]  I gotta get him off.
[01:33:20]  Get him out of here.
[01:33:21]  I just, ah, Jesus Christ.
[01:33:24]  Can you believe this crap?
[01:33:28]  Jimi Hendrix taking it up the pooper for Christ's sake.
[01:33:31]  I mean, have I heard it?
[01:33:33]  I mean, are you kidding me, Vince?
[01:33:36]  Are you kidding me?
[01:33:40]  I mean, good God.
[01:33:44]  Anyway, I'm sitting here celebrating, celebrating, celebrating 420 here.
[01:33:52]  And, you know, for all those folks that aren't listening in or aren't partaking in the festivities, by all means, you know, partake in it here.
[01:34:00]  Let me go ahead and take a smoke here.
[01:34:03]  Go ahead and take a goddamn smoke.
[01:34:45]  Hey, let me bring somebody else on the line here.
[01:34:47]  I think we got Future DMB on the hoard, man.
[01:34:49]  What's going on, man?
[01:34:51]  Hey, ghost, what's going on?
[01:34:54]  I'm just here, man.
[01:34:55]  I'm just, you know, smoking some of this some of this purple green here.
[01:35:00]  I'm telling you, this is some really, really, you know, it's some good stuff, man.
[01:35:07]  Yeah.
[01:35:08]  What does it smell like?
[01:35:09]  Is it skunky or what?
[01:35:12]  Well, you know, if you leave the bag open, it's pretty pungent.
[01:35:15]  You know, it's smelling up the office.
[01:35:18]  Although, this little hello neighbor that I bought, it's actually pretty good.
[01:35:21]  The only thing that's smelling a little bit is the occasional smoke that comes out of the bowl.
[01:35:26]  So I got me some goddamn air freshener here.
[01:35:31]  Just kind of spray it into the air for Christ's sake.
[01:35:35]  You know what I mean?
[01:35:36]  Yeah, yeah, definitely.
[01:35:37]  So what do you think about this stuff?
[01:35:41]  What would you think if they wanted to legalize it tomorrow?
[01:35:44]  Would you go to vote for it or would you vote against it?
[01:35:47]  I mean, I'm starting to change my mind a little bit, man.
[01:35:50]  I mean, I'm not, I'm not, I mean, you know, I'm not crisp, but I could possibly function in society.
[01:36:00]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:36:01]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[01:36:04]  Did you try to see how it has medicinal purposes at all?
[01:36:08]  Oh, yeah.
[01:36:09]  Are you kidding me?
[01:36:10]  I don't feel as high-strung.
[01:36:12]  I mean, usually by nature, I just want to start breaking stuff.
[01:36:18]  If I'm angry enough, I'll always wind up choking a few people or something.
[01:36:23]  This stuff, it'll actually calm me down and just kick back and listen, and just kind of mellow out.
[01:36:35]  I don't know how to describe it, really.
[01:36:37]  I don't really know how to describe what's going on.
[01:36:39]  I feel like my face is falling off.
[01:36:41]  Is that normal?
[01:36:44]  Yeah, if it's some good headies, definitely.
[01:36:48]  Yeah, yeah, definitely.
[01:36:51]  My face is falling off, like my eyeballs or something.
[01:36:55]  It's like jelly or something.
[01:36:57]  You know what I mean?
[01:36:58]  Yeah, like a nice warmness to them.
[01:37:01]  Like what?
[01:37:02]  Like kind of like a warmness to them at all?
[01:37:06]  You know, a little bit.
[01:37:08]  It just feels kind of weird, man.
[01:37:12]  Nice.
[01:37:13]  It is tasty stuff, though.
[01:37:15]  It doesn't taste like Mexican butt crack, you know, when I smoke it.
[01:37:19]  I mean, there's some kind of a piney taste to it, you know?
[01:37:23]  Yeah, yeah, that's some good stuff, definitely.
[01:37:26]  Yeah, man.
[01:37:28]  Hey, hold on there.
[01:37:29]  I'm going to take a quick break because, first of all, I'm out of beer.
[01:37:33]  And secondly, man, I want to make sure that I can't smell this in the hallway of the office building that I'm at here.
[01:37:45]  Because the last thing I need is some Austin pigs to come up here with their damn police cars and everything.
[01:37:55]  We got a 420 going on over here in the Austin building.
[01:37:59]  We don't really need that crap.
[01:38:01]  You know what I mean?
[01:38:02]  So I'm going to check on some things and then we'll go ahead and get back to the show.
[01:38:07]  You know what I mean?
[01:38:11]  All right, Future.
[01:38:13]  Oh, sorry about that.
[01:38:14]  I spaced out for a second.
[01:38:15]  All right, Ghost.
[01:38:17]  It happens.
[01:38:18]  It happens.
[01:38:19]  I was going to ask what you're drinking tonight.
[01:38:22]  I don't think you've mentioned.
[01:38:24]  As a matter of fact, I got some Shiner Bach, which is a Texas beer.
[01:38:29]  Nice.
[01:38:30]  It's a pretty good Texas beer, man.
[01:38:32]  I love it.
[01:38:32]  It's straight out of Shiner, Texas.
[01:38:34]  I've actually been out there.
[01:38:36]  It's a great tour that they give people.
[01:38:39]  And it's a great nice, good, strong beer.
[01:38:41]  You know what I mean?
[01:38:42]  I mean, unless you're a drinker like myself, about three or four or five of these should make you feel rather nice.
[01:38:51]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:38:52]  Definitely, definitely.
[01:38:54]  Yeah, hold on there, Future.
[01:38:56]  We're going to get back to you in a second, man.
[01:38:59]  We're going to go ahead and take a quick break here because, man, I mean, it's just, man, I'm feeling kind of woozy.
[01:39:08]  And not to mention, I'm just kind of worried, you know?
[01:39:11]  I'm kind of worried that, you know, they may be smelling it out there.
[01:39:15]  You know, I hear people walking the hallways out there.
[01:39:18]  Kind of got my ear to the door here.
[01:39:23]  So I just kind of want to make sure that, you know, we don't got the cops up in here or anything like that.
[01:39:27]  You know what I mean?
[01:39:28]  The cops walking up and down.
[01:39:30]  I'm a little, you know, a little apprehensive about this stuff, man.
[01:39:34]  And, you know, I don't want to get busted.
[01:39:37]  You know, I have no record whatsoever.
[01:39:39]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:39:40]  So I just want to make sure that the cops are not outside.
[01:39:46]  And once I am reassured that there is no 5-0 within the vicinity, we'll come back and continue to partake in the festivities.

=== Avoiding Police Busts (02:16) ===

[01:39:56]  This is 420, episode 69, dude.
[01:40:01]  Here on the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
[01:40:04]  You know, since I'm sitting here, you know, obviously under the influence of tetrahydrocannabinol, let's play some slow songs, some slow little, kind of happy, kind of suicidish, kind of everything's great, kind of, I don't know where I'm going, kind of, oh, yeah, kind of song.
[01:40:33]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:40:36]  Let me go ahead and throw on some kind of song here.
[01:40:46]  Why not some more Cypress Hill, right, eh?
[01:40:49]  Ha ha ha ha! Woo!
[01:40:55]  Marijuana plant is a hemp plant and is used for many other things than just smoking.
[01:41:39]  He knows not to judge a man by his car's multicolor paint job or absence of modern gadgetry.
[01:41:45]  Who cares if it's technically old enough to vote and the windows are powered by the strength of your left arm?
[01:41:51]  Your monthly payment is zero, and it'll stay that way.
[01:41:55]  Because with over 400,000 parts and a little Napa know-how, you can keep anything on the road.
[01:42:01]  She may not be pretty, but she's all yours.
[01:42:05]  That's Napa Know-How.
[01:42:08]  Love Port Radio.

=== Jamaican Capitalist Vibes (07:11) ===

[01:42:12]  Here we go.
[01:42:18]  Last off.
[01:42:23]  This is True Capitalist Radio.
[01:42:25]  True Capitalist Radio.
[01:42:28]  I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
[01:42:33]  The badass of business.
[01:42:35]  Give him capitalism or give him death.
[01:42:37]  That's it.
[01:42:38]  Period.
[01:42:39]  Broadcasting from his skylight office studios in beautiful downtown Austin, Texas.
[01:42:43]  You sound fruitier than a box of fruit loops, for Christ's sake.
[01:42:47]  And now, he'll take it from here.
[01:42:49]  Your host, the prognosticator of prognosticators, the man they call Go Me.
[01:43:11]  What's going on, folks?
[01:43:14]  Thank you very much for tuning in with me to another edition of True Capitalist Radio.
[01:43:21]  And, of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
[01:43:27]  And once again, folks, I want to thank you for tuning in with me.
[01:43:30]  Let me tell you something.
[01:43:31]  It is a special episode, once again, folks, because it is 420, 2011.
[01:43:39]  That's right.
[01:43:40]  It's the, I guess, the day that has been bequeathed to celebrate the consumption of tetrahydrocannubinol.
[01:43:50]  And, of course, we've been discussing on many programs on whether or not yours truly was going to expose himself to tetrahydrocannubinol on this occasion of 420.
[01:44:04]  And we put a poll on the website, www.capitalistarmy.com.
[01:44:11]  For all the folks that don't know about it, check it out and join the Capitalist Army.
[01:44:17]  You're listening to Ghost on True Capitalist Radio.
[01:44:21]  Capitalist Radio.
[01:44:34]  I'm sorry, man.
[01:44:35]  I just had to go outside to make sure that no 5-0s were around, so to speak.
[01:44:41]  You know, the last thing I want to hear is some asshole saying, book them, Dano.
[01:44:47]  And, you know, take me down for, you know, not only smoking indoors, which we're not allowed to do here in Austin, Texas, but at the same time, partaking in 420 festivities, to say the least.
[01:44:59]  But anyway, it seems like everything is well and secure.
[01:45:03]  I even sprayed in the damn hallway for Christ's sake.
[01:45:07]  I was out there spraying this crap out there in the damn hallway for Christ's sake.
[01:45:11]  I'm surprised nobody came out and said, what the hell is your problem?
[01:45:14]  But anyway, let me go ahead and take a – well, hold on.
[01:45:18]  Where the hell am I?
[01:45:19]  I'm sitting on the floor here.
[01:45:21]  I'm behind the desk so that, you know, I can't.
[01:45:23]  Nobody from the outside can see me through the office window here.
[01:45:29]  And I'm sitting Indian style on the floor.
[01:45:32]  And let me tell you something right now.
[01:45:35]  I'm going to open up another beer because that's what I got when I was out here.
[01:45:38]  I'm going to open up another beer that we're going to take another hit of the Tetrahydrocannubinol.
[01:45:42]  Shall we?
[01:45:44]  It's 420 for Christ's sake.
[01:45:45]  It's 420.
[01:45:47]  Let me go ahead and open this up.
[01:45:49]  All right.
[01:45:50]  All right.
[01:45:52]  Oh, yeah.
[01:45:53]  That's it right there.
[01:45:56]  Woo!
[01:45:59]  All right, let me go ahead and take a swig here, and let me take some more callers.
[01:46:02]  I want to hear from you.
[01:46:03]  It's 420.
[01:46:03]  How are you celebrating?
[01:46:05]  How in the hell are you celebrating?
[01:46:07]  646-652-4869.
[01:46:09]  I know there's capitalists out there that are looking at me or listening to me saying, man, Ghost, I can't partake in it, man.
[01:46:15]  You know, my job.
[01:46:16]  Hey, by all means, you know, I mean, if you're making capital, you know, don't jeopardize your job so that you can partake in something that is deemed illegal or that can jeopardize your future with that income.
[01:46:29]  You know?
[01:46:30]  By all means, keep making that paper, stack it, and flip it.
[01:46:35]  And, you know, once you continue to flip that money, once you continue to, you know, flip that cake, you'll have so much money at some point you ain't going to have to rely on a job any longer.
[01:46:45]  You understand?
[01:46:45]  You're going to be your own boss.
[01:46:47]  And that's what everybody should be attaining.
[01:46:50]  You know, that should be the goal of every capitalist, is to be able to be so diversified that they don't have to do a damn thing.
[01:47:00]  You know what I mean?
[01:47:02]  All they got to do is be on top of their money.
[01:47:04]  And that's it.
[01:47:06]  Anyway, cheers to everybody out there listening in.
[01:47:09]  It is 420.
[01:47:10]  I know that we're supposed to be going over the world and business news.
[01:47:14]  We did go over the economic situation earlier, but anyway, I'm going to chug this beer and then I'm going to take some more hits from the bone.
[01:47:28]  Anyway, I want to hear from you 646-652-4869 is the number to call here.
[01:47:35]  Let me take a chug.
[01:47:39]  Oh, yeah.
[01:47:46]  Oh, yeah.
[01:47:48]  That's what I'm talking about, baby.
[01:47:50]  That's how you drink like a man, boy.
[01:47:53]  Oh, man, this is almost cash.
[01:47:55]  Let's go ahead and put some more.
[01:47:56]  Let's put some more of this nugget here into some of this bowl.
[01:48:05]  And we'll start smoking again.
[01:48:08]  You know, I feel like a goddamn Jamaican or something.
[01:48:12]  You know what I mean?
[01:48:13]  You know, partaking in this festivity today, I feel like some asshole named Buju from Jamaica.
[01:48:23]  You know, like, you know, like, yeah, man, I'm Bojo from Jamaica.
[01:48:27]  I'm smoking the Rastaganja straight from where the Srastaganja swirl, you know.
[01:48:32]  I don't even know what I'm talking about, man.
[01:48:35]  I'm so high up the Rastaganja.
[01:48:37]  Baba Churanga.
[01:48:39]  Baba Churang.
[01:48:40]  I mean, you know, you know, the thing is about reggae music.
[01:48:43]  I mean, couldn't anybody do that?
[01:48:46]  I mean, can anybody do that?
[01:48:48]  I mean, really?
[01:48:48]  You can do reggae?
[01:48:49]  You know, in farmer, you know, they got to be some lamb.
[01:48:56]  I mean, give me a break.
[01:48:57]  All right?
[01:48:59]  All right.
[01:49:01]  I mean, anybody can.
[01:49:03]  understand all right let me go ahead and well people are telling me to do a beer can bong I'm a little apprehensive of doing that, folks, because I'm going to get smoke up in the office.
[01:49:15]  And the last thing I need is 5-0, you know, up in the office taking me down for Christ's sake.
[01:49:20]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:49:22]  I mean, that's the last thing we need.

=== Floating On Rastaganja (03:15) ===

[01:49:24]  All right?
[01:49:26]  All right.
[01:49:27]  Let me go ahead and take a look this weed here.
[01:49:32]  Cheers to everybody out there.
[01:49:33]  It is 420.
[01:49:34]  I am not advocating the consumption of tetrahydrocannabinol.
[01:49:38]  If you're doing it, you're doing it on your own free will.
[01:49:40]  And stop blaming other people for your own actions and your own decisions, you milky wicker.
[01:49:45]  All right?
[01:49:46]  All right, here we go.
[01:49:47]  Hold on.
[01:49:48]  Where's the goddamn lighter out here?
[01:49:51]  God damn it.
[01:49:53]  Here it is.
[01:49:54]  All right.
[01:49:56]  All right.
[01:49:58]  God damn it.
[01:50:01]  All right, here we go, folks.
[01:50:02]  Here we are.
[01:50:14]  Oh, yeah.
[01:50:18]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[01:51:19]  I had to blow my nose real fast, folks.
[01:51:21]  I'm sorry.
[01:51:24]  That's...
[01:51:39]  I'm sorry, folks.
[01:51:40]  I know this is something that people shouldn't even be listening to here, but I'm trying to partake in the 420 festivities today, and it's really it's really it's it's really hard, you know.
[01:51:59]  I mean, you know, I'm not somebody who consumes in this every day, and you know, it's uh it's kind of uh you know, it's it's kind of hairy.
[01:52:10]  I need a chaser.
[01:52:11]  I need to, you know, drink some of the Scheinerbach beer for a chaser here, for Christ's sake.
[01:52:15]  Oh, God.
[01:52:17]  That's for all of you, Aaron.
[01:52:21]  Oh, yeah.
[01:52:24]  Oh, yeah.
[01:52:24]  I wonder how I'm gonna get home for Christ's sake.
[01:52:30]  I mean, people are sitting over here saying to get this beer can that I got here and you know, you know, actually smoke from it.

=== Needing A Beer Chaser (07:09) ===

[01:52:39]  Uh, I don't know how to do that, you know.
[01:52:42]  I don't really know how to smoke from a beer can.
[01:52:44]  I'm not some MacGyver smoker, you know.
[01:52:46]  I'm not one of these assholes.
[01:52:48]  You know, whenever I got like a couple of stems and some seeds, you know, I crush it up and say, Okay, look, we can make a smoking device out of a pen and some foil.
[01:53:00]  And I mean, you're just getting, you know, it's it's you know, not something that I do.
[01:53:04]  You understand?
[01:53:09]  Yeah, people are saying to bust a flow.
[01:53:11]  Are you kidding me?
[01:53:13]  I couldn't even bust a dance right now.
[01:53:15]  You understand what I'm saying?
[01:53:16]  I can't even talk.
[01:53:18]  I mean, I can't even believe that I'm here.
[01:53:20]  Believe it or not, I feel like I'm floating.
[01:53:22]  I'm sitting on the floor, but I feel like I'm floating.
[01:53:25]  I mean, does that make sense?
[01:53:26]  I feel like I'm floating.
[01:53:28]  My face feels like it's gonna fall off.
[01:53:32]  You know, it's it's uh it's just really unbelievable is what's happening here.
[01:53:38]  It's really unbelievable.
[01:53:39]  Anyway, I want to hear from you.
[01:53:40]  646-652-4869-000.
[01:53:45]  You there?
[01:53:46]  Yeah, yeah.
[01:53:47]  I was just calling in on the smoke together thing later where everyone's touched.
[01:53:53]  Yeah, yeah, Vince, that's that's the most horrible attempt at a, at a, at a voice.
[01:53:58]  Uh, you know, can you do better?
[01:53:59]  Come on, I'll give you one more chance, Vince.
[01:54:01]  Come on.
[01:54:02]  Uh, it's not Vince.
[01:54:04]  It's Vince.
[01:54:05]  I can I can tell I can hear the twang, the Vince twang, all right?
[01:54:09]  We can hear it.
[01:54:11]  Do you care if I um smoke meth during the smoke out?
[01:54:16]  You sick, silly bastard.
[01:54:18]  You know, you know, Vince.
[01:54:24]  At first, I thought, you know, hey, you know, you're partaking in some of the festivities, but now you're just being an all-around jagoff.
[01:54:32]  I hope, for the sake of yourself, that you're impressing Poontang doing this ridiculous little stunt that you're pulling here because it's ridiculous and it's not funny.
[01:54:42]  All right, so, I mean, literally, I hope that this is getting you points.
[01:54:47]  This is getting you brownie points with some woman, and it's making her laugh because this is just lame.
[01:54:56]  Unbelievably lame.
[01:54:58]  And I'm disappointed in you, Vince.
[01:55:01]  I'm very disappointed in you.
[01:55:03]  I'm sure you heard that before.
[01:55:04]  You know, after your premature ejaculation.
[01:55:07]  Anyway, 111, you're on the air.
[01:55:12]  Survive, ghost.
[01:55:13]  It's 213, baby.
[01:55:14]  What are you doing today?
[01:55:16]  Hey, what the hell?
[01:55:17]  What the hell's going on with you?
[01:55:18]  Where the hell have you been?
[01:55:20]  Man, I'm just at the park with my kid right now, baby.
[01:55:24]  It's a beautiful day, so I took my kids to the park.
[01:55:28]  You're at the park with your kids?
[01:55:30]  I'm at the park with my kids.
[01:55:32]  Yes, sir.
[01:55:34]  I mean, I can hear it in the background.
[01:55:36]  I hear kids playing.
[01:55:37]  I mean, that's good that you're actually taking your kid out doing something.
[01:55:40]  What are you doing in the park?
[01:55:43]  Oh, I'm just sitting here on the bench smoking a blunt with my boy Pookie.
[01:55:48]  Sitting on the bench smoking a blunt with your boy Pookie.
[01:55:51]  Where's your kid?
[01:55:52]  What is the kid doing?
[01:55:54]  Oh, he's going down a slide right now.
[01:55:56]  He's going down the slide.
[01:55:57]  But see, I just, yeah, baby, it's 420, man.
[01:56:00]  We're just celebrating up in the 213.
[01:56:02]  That's how we do, ghosts.
[01:56:03]  You know that.
[01:56:05]  Oh, man.
[01:56:06]  So, you know, is everybody in the park out there in 213 kind of just blazing up lunch while the kids are playing?
[01:56:13]  Hell yeah, baby.
[01:56:14]  Everybody called in to work.
[01:56:16]  It's a brutal day.
[01:56:18]  Everybody called into work.
[01:56:20]  What are you talking about?
[01:56:20]  You don't go to work.
[01:56:22]  You collect from the government.
[01:56:23]  As a matter of fact, you highlight that.
[01:56:25]  That's one of your, you know, crowded achievements as a human being is that you do absolutely nothing.
[01:56:31]  Well, just because I'm unemployed, I don't know people with jobs, ghosts.
[01:56:35]  You act like everybody I know don't have a job.
[01:56:36]  I got Pookie works at McDonald's like 10 hours a week.
[01:56:42]  10 hours a week.
[01:56:43]  Let me guess.
[01:56:44]  The reason Pookie works 10 hours a week is because he has to do it for childhood.
[01:56:50]  Hey, yo, y'all don't go over.
[01:56:51]  Y'all don't go over there by that dog.
[01:56:53]  Y'all stay away from that dog.
[01:56:54]  What was that goat?
[01:56:55]  Jesus Christ.
[01:56:56]  They got loose dogs out there.
[01:56:58]  You got loose dogs out there?
[01:57:00]  Oh, it's just a little pit bull.
[01:57:03]  It's okay.
[01:57:05]  Oh, my God.
[01:57:08]  Oh, my God.
[01:57:10]  So, this is how you're celebrating 420.
[01:57:12]  I mean, you're smoking a Philly Blunt with Pookie.
[01:57:15]  You're out there in the park.
[01:57:18]  And, hey, where'd you go?
[01:57:20]  You hung up.
[01:57:21]  Oh, you hung up.
[01:57:25]  It's probably because your goddamn kid was being mauled by the pit bull, you silly bastard.
[01:57:30]  That's probably why you hung up for Christ's sake.
[01:57:32]  What are you talking about?
[01:57:34]  Jesus Christ.
[01:57:35]  Oh, don't worry, man.
[01:57:36]  This little pit bull, baby, ain't no thing, baby.
[01:57:39]  Ain't no thing, ain't no thing, baby.
[01:57:42]  Horrible, man.
[01:57:43]  Horrible, horrible, horrible.
[01:57:48]  Unbelievable.
[01:57:49]  Anyway, I got to take another hit on that note.
[01:57:52]  Jesus Christ.
[01:57:54]  Unbelievable.
[01:57:57]  Unreal.
[01:57:58]  It really is.
[01:57:58]  I mean, is there anybody out there?
[01:58:04]  Jesus Christ, I can't even balance the mic.
[01:58:06]  Hold on.
[01:58:07]  Here, I'm just going to take it like this.
[01:58:09]  I don't care.
[01:58:13]  Here we go.
[01:58:26]  Go shit.
[01:58:28]  Some smoke escape.
[01:58:29]  God damn it.
[01:58:30]  Goddamn smoke escape is going to get to the outside.
[01:58:39]  Man, that's the last thing I need.
[01:58:40]  I'm in a damn office building, you know, in Austin, Texas.
[01:58:44]  Once again, there is no smoking in indoor buildings in Austin.
[01:58:48]  Not to mention.
[01:58:50]  Not to mention that, you know, this is marijuana.
[01:58:56]  You know, don't tell anybody, but it's marijuana.
[01:58:59]  Just between you and me.
[01:59:01]  Happy 420.
[01:59:03]  But anyway, man, this stuff leaves like a lingering, you know, film or something in your throat or something, huh?
[01:59:15]  I mean, some kind of lingering sake.
[01:59:30]  Yeah, that's what it is.
[01:59:31]  Anyway, let me see if we got Goofy Bone on the horn.
[01:59:35]  Hey, Goofy Bone, what's going on, man?
[01:59:38]  What's up, ghosts?
[01:59:40]  I'm in Daly City right now.
[01:59:41]  I'm on my way to San Francisco.
[01:59:43]  I'm at one of my special friends.
[01:59:46]  Her name's Janie Fox.
[01:59:48]  So shout out to Janie Fox.

=== Black Guy Ignorance (15:40) ===

[01:59:49]  She's getting ready right now.
[01:59:51]  But yeah, I'm actually off of Irvine Street in Evergreen in Daly City.
[01:59:57]  Y'all want to look it up.
[01:59:58]  But we all know.
[01:59:59]  Oh, man.
[02:00:00]  So y'all are headed down to the big smokehouse for 420 then, huh?
[02:00:04]  Yeah, it's going to be me and three girls.
[02:00:08]  So I got Janie, her friend Melinda, and Jessica.
[02:00:12]  Melinda.
[02:00:13]  Damn, you know, old Goofy Bone raking it in over here, man.
[02:00:17]  Are you kidding me?
[02:00:18]  I mean, you got three fine-ass hinas.
[02:00:22]  You got some fine-ass hyanas on your lap.
[02:00:26]  For our sake, you better have, oh, never mind.
[02:00:29]  I mean, I don't know if I'm on the speakerphone, so I don't know.
[02:00:33]  Nah, nah, nah, ghost.
[02:00:34]  You're on the private line.
[02:00:36]  I'm over here.
[02:00:37]  You know, girls take long to get ready, so, you know, especially this one.
[02:00:40]  When you have kicks like this, you got to put so many boulder-shoulder, over-to-shoulder boulder holders on.
[02:00:46]  I mean, shit.
[02:00:47]  Well, one over the boulder shoulder.
[02:00:51]  Say that again.
[02:00:53]  That was rather clever.
[02:00:54]  Say, hey, what work?
[02:00:56]  Over-the-shoulder boulder holders.
[02:00:59]  That's what I call them.
[02:01:00]  Because when they're beyond huge, I mean, this chick has a natural F.
[02:01:08]  And she's spice.
[02:01:09]  An F?
[02:01:10]  An F?
[02:01:12]  Are you shitting me?
[02:01:12]  An F?
[02:01:13]  Yeah, an F. Wow, man.
[02:01:18]  I mean, it's just.
[02:01:21]  I mean, one can only imagine motorboating F knockers.
[02:01:25]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:01:27]  You know, a ghost, you know, I'm going to be honest with you.
[02:01:29]  I haven't tapped this broad, but I'm getting so close.
[02:01:32]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:01:33]  You know, she likes the brothers.
[02:01:36]  You know what I mean? I, I, I, I mean, right there.
[02:01:48]  It's all right.
[02:01:48]  It's all right.
[02:01:53]  I mean, no offense, of course.
[02:01:54]  I mean, I'm not trying to say there's anything against that.
[02:01:57]  You can, you know, you know, if you want to, if you want to go out there and partake in jungle love, I mean, you know, by all means, you know, this is America.
[02:02:06]  But, you know, if you look at the majority of that particular demographic, you know, you start seeing, let's put it this way, a lot of these brothers.
[02:02:19]  And let me tell you, I'm out here in Austin, all right?
[02:02:21]  I'm out here in Austin, Texas.
[02:02:23]  I partake in a lot of the social nightlife festivities.
[02:02:28]  And a lot of these African-American brothers, man, at the end of the night, when it's last call, these guys will go up to the most disgusting pieces of garbage.
[02:02:40]  And meanwhile, the previous night they probably scored themselves a dime and then tagged it.
[02:02:46]  But, you know, this night, you know, they didn't get anybody.
[02:02:49]  So they're going to go to the just anything that hasn't been picked up already at the end of the night.
[02:02:55]  These brothers go up there and, you know, you know how they go up.
[02:02:58]  They go up to him and they're like, hey, baby, baby, baby, come over here.
[02:03:02]  Yeah.
[02:03:02]  And then I don't understand how black guys can get away with this ignorant jive.
[02:03:07]  Can you explain that to me, Goofy?
[02:03:08]  I mean, how do they get away with me?
[02:03:10]  Like, yeah, baby, come on over here, baby, sit in my lap, baby.
[02:03:13]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:03:14]  Sitting over here.
[02:03:14]  He looked like a fine ass hole right here.
[02:03:17]  Leave that ass, baby.
[02:03:18]  I mean, people are eating this.
[02:03:21]  People are buying this.
[02:03:22]  Ghost, ghost.
[02:03:24]  When I went to L.A. with that girl, Melinda, I mean, not Melinda, Mariah, we went to a bar.
[02:03:31]  We were only there for like 30 minutes because by the time I got there, it was already super late.
[02:03:36]  But there was this brother telling this chick, you know, if I had a wife, you would definitely be her.
[02:03:45]  And that girl fell for a ghost.
[02:03:47]  Can you believe that?
[02:03:49]  Oh, Jesus.
[02:03:51]  Can you believe that?
[02:03:55]  I mean, I use one-liners, but I mean, come on.
[02:04:00]  I'm not making a woman my wife on the first night.
[02:04:02]  I'm sorry.
[02:04:03]  Excuse me.
[02:04:04]  Excuse my family.
[02:04:05]  And they're falling for this.
[02:04:06]  And you know, let me tell you, during the day while I'm trading here, I've got a whole bunch of TVs in the office.
[02:04:13]  A bunch of flat screens.
[02:04:15]  And I've got a whole bunch of channels on.
[02:04:17]  One in particular that I watch is got the court shows during the day.
[02:04:23]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:04:24]  The proverbial court shows like Divorce Coat and Judge Joe Brown.
[02:04:29]  The lady got $4, and you went down there and they got $5.
[02:04:35]  And Judge Joe Brown, Judge Judy, and all that stuff.
[02:04:40]  And, you know, it just boggles my mind that the majority of these cases involves, and I hate to say this, but, you know, predominantly African American black males ripping off the majority of non-black women.
[02:05:02]  The women that, you know, the black women have already, you know, written them off.
[02:05:07]  You know what I mean?
[02:05:07]  The black women are like, man, we ain't going to mess with them no more.
[02:05:11]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:05:11]  We already got four or five kids by these motherfuckers.
[02:05:14]  They ain't even paying their child support.
[02:05:16]  They just sitting over there ain't going to.
[02:05:17]  They go into McDonald's for like 10 hours a week, and then we supposed to be getting paid on 10 hours a week.
[02:05:23]  And I mean, so they already know that they're going to get involved with that.
[02:05:27]  That's why you see a lot of black women with Hispanic or white men or they're turning bullnose bulldyke.
[02:05:35]  And I can vouch for that because there's a lot of black women that they totally say.
[02:05:41]  I would have never went with a Hispanic because they have this thought of what a Hispanic is.
[02:05:48]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:05:49]  Until you actually read the book before judging it by its cover.
[02:05:53]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:05:54]  You could have a total, you know, I've had black women telling me, damn, this is why I don't date my own race because they so damn broke.
[02:06:01]  You know, you've got a job.
[02:06:02]  You have your things together.
[02:06:04]  You have your own car.
[02:06:04]  That's the main thing they always say.
[02:06:07]  You have your own car.
[02:06:08]  I'm like, wait a minute.
[02:06:11]  No, I'm all for you going out there and partaking a little bit of jungle love out there.
[02:06:15]  I mean, don't get me wrong.
[02:06:17]  We've all seen Serena Williams with those skin-tight, goddamn tennis little whatever.
[02:06:22]  But remember this there, Goofy Bone.
[02:06:25]  This ain't like a white chick or a Mexican chick or a pocket Chinese chick.
[02:06:32]  This is a black chick, all right?
[02:06:34]  And, you know, if you treat these women wrong, they have the physical capability of whooping your ass.
[02:06:41]  I mean, I'm not joking.
[02:06:43]  Have you seen the size of some of these black women, for Christ's sake?
[02:06:47]  I mean, they're huge.
[02:06:49]  Ghost, the one I was with, she was six-foot without heels.
[02:06:53]  You know what I mean?
[02:06:54]  Good God.
[02:06:57]  But I'll tell you, ghost, you know, I've always learned to treat a woman with the highest respect you could possibly can because I'm only in there for one thing.
[02:07:05]  You know, I'm like in-and-out burgers, in and out.
[02:07:08]  That's it.
[02:07:08]  Plain and simple.
[02:07:10]  So, you know, I'm only there to comfort them.
[02:07:13]  And then after that, you know, they have to live their own lives.
[02:07:15]  I'm sorry.
[02:07:16]  I can't control their lives.
[02:07:17]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:07:18]  I'm just here as the bone.
[02:07:21]  Unbelievable, man.
[02:07:23]  Hey, what are you going to say?
[02:07:24]  What do you say to all the women that are listening in right now saying, oh, this is why I don't like men.
[02:07:31]  This is why I'm out here, you know, selling my ass at the club to get free $12 Mai Ties and get my red paid every month because of assholes like Goofy Bone.
[02:07:43]  What do you say about it?
[02:07:44]  What do you say to the hoes that say that?
[02:07:46]  You know what, Ghost?
[02:07:48]  I just tell them to look at it this way.
[02:07:50]  Why would you want to have a boyfriend when you could have a bone anytime you want?
[02:07:56]  Think about it.
[02:08:00]  I mean, you're trying to turn into the love doctor up in here, man.
[02:08:04]  What do you love a boy or something?
[02:08:09]  I'm a cow.
[02:08:11]  Basically, that's what I do, ghost.
[02:08:13]  I tell them, hey, you know, I'm only in it for this.
[02:08:15]  And if you're looking for a good one, give me a call, plain and simple.
[02:08:19]  Here you go.
[02:08:20]  So there would be not that one woman that somehow, not necessarily, because look, you know, when you settle down, you obviously can't go for looks.
[02:08:30]  And that's what's unfortunate about guys.
[02:08:32]  They all want to go for looks.
[02:08:34]  They all want to go for the chick that is being shown to them on television that, oh, yeah, this is what we're supposed to bang.
[02:08:41]  Okay, we're going to go after it.
[02:08:43]  But what you really need to do is look for a chick that's going to be, you know, your partner in crime, you know, your body.
[02:08:50]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:08:51]  I mean, you know, that woman is going to be down for whatever that would follow you into hell.
[02:08:57]  And that's what's really unfortunate about America and the American relationship is that males, they have been bamboozled, not just by the media, but by women themselves by, you know, showing these, you know, literally these tits and ass outfits.
[02:09:16]  I mean, you know, literally, you know, they walk into a club and two inches of fabric, there's their snatch hole.
[02:09:25]  You understand what I'm saying?
[02:09:26]  I mean, I'm not joking.
[02:09:28]  Yeah, two inches of fabric and then you've got candle toe.
[02:09:32]  That's all you have.
[02:09:33]  Plain and simple.
[02:09:34]  I mean, what the hell's going on here?
[02:09:36]  And then we wonder why American males are turning into a bunch of deviant perverts out here looking at these women like pieces of meat.
[02:09:45]  It's the media.
[02:09:46]  It's the way the women are projecting themselves.
[02:09:48]  And let me tell you, the people that hurt the most in this scenario are the women that aren't blessed with some bimbo body that they're selling on TV or not rearranging their face through prosthetic prostheses.
[02:10:03]  And You know, make themselves look like Kim Kardashian's fake ass.
[02:10:08]  You know, they're not being able to achieve this, so they're the ones that are hurting the end because they better have money.
[02:10:15]  Those brows better have money or they're nothing.
[02:10:17]  I'm just gonna tell you.
[02:10:19]  And what's unfortunate is that those broths do have money.
[02:10:22]  The women that aren't attractive, they do have money.
[02:10:24]  The problem is, is they get hit, they get hooked up with Tyrone, and Tyrone Tyrone uses their ass to finance 79 Cadillac on dubs.
[02:10:36]  And before you know it, they're in goddamn Judge Joe Brown's courtroom, and she's like, Man, I thought he was going to be with me.
[02:10:44]  I met him at the club.
[02:10:45]  It was last call, baby.
[02:10:47]  Last call for alcohol.
[02:10:50]  He came up to me and told me, What's my son?
[02:10:53]  And I said, Oh, my God, I had to make this nigga mine.
[02:10:56]  And I went up to him and I said, Oh, yeah, I want to be one week later.
[02:11:01]  He moved in, and I'm financing a Cadillac on dubs, baby.
[02:11:06]  And then they're there in Judge Joe Brown's courtroom, and this is America.
[02:11:11]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:11:12]  This is it.
[02:11:12]  This is America.
[02:11:13]  Here's the only boyfriend.
[02:11:14]  This is America.
[02:11:15]  That's a joke.
[02:11:17]  I'm telling you, I see it all the time because the best conversation is right after sex.
[02:11:23]  So I get to hear the whole dishings of the ex-boyfriend or the guys that they're all in love with.
[02:11:29]  Like I said, I'm their bone.
[02:11:31]  So, you know, it's more of a friendship.
[02:11:33]  You know, friends let other friends have sex.
[02:11:36]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:11:39]  So it's like, I get to hear all this shit, and it's like women are just so impressed on how I could be who I am, and I haven't found the right one yet.
[02:11:49]  Because I'm going to be honest with you, they're all the same.
[02:11:52]  It's all the same.
[02:11:54]  It's just like these desperate housewives episodes.
[02:11:58]  Don't you notice?
[02:11:59]  They're all the same.
[02:12:01]  You know what I mean?
[02:12:02]  It's like, come on.
[02:12:04]  Why have one when I can't?
[02:12:08]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:12:09]  I actually had somebody email me up, believe it or not, and told me I was right.
[02:12:14]  You know, when it comes down to because what I try to tell young men to do, and men in general, to go out there and look for a partner in crime, not for some bimbo that looks good in some, you know, scantily clad outfit.
[02:12:28]  You do that, you're guaranteed for disaster.
[02:12:33]  Oh, Jesus Christ, I forgot what I was going to say now.
[02:12:38]  This is what happens here.
[02:12:40]  You know, this is, you know, this is, you know, I don't like that.
[02:12:44]  I had a perfectly good thought there, you know, perfectly good something.
[02:12:48]  And all of a sudden, I can't think of what the hell I just said.
[02:12:51]  You know, what the hell is that about?
[02:12:54]  I don't know.
[02:12:56]  I don't know.
[02:12:57]  Oh, man.
[02:12:57]  That's just disgusting.
[02:12:59]  It's the purple cream, ghost.
[02:13:00]  That's the best.
[02:13:01]  I forgot all about it.
[02:13:03]  I forgot.
[02:13:03]  Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, now I got it.
[02:13:05]  I remember.
[02:13:06]  Some guy emailed me up.
[02:13:09]  Yeah.
[02:13:09]  And, you know, I say I try to persuade young men not to go after these bimbos.
[02:13:15]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:13:15]  Because all young men want to do is just go after these bimbos to bang them.
[02:13:20]  And, you know, they'll give them everything.
[02:13:21]  They'll give them rent paid, car payment, the whole nine yards.
[02:13:26]  And some guy actually emailed me up and said, you know what, Ghost, you should tell these young guys that if you're so hard up and you see these scantily clad women and your little wee wee and your limp noodle goes hard or something,
[02:13:41]  that you should just think that sexual intercourse is the equivalent of taking a sirloin steak and rolling it up into like a little meat roll and throwing some kind of fudge chocolate in this little meatroll hole.
[02:14:01]  And, you know, if you stuck your pecker shaft in that, that's the equivalent of what you'll get no matter what chick that you're, you know, no matter what chick you're hooking up with, whether, you know, she's unbelievably fine or, you know, she's a fatty.
[02:14:16]  At least, Ghost, you could have said an apple pie, nice and warm, or some shit like that.
[02:14:22]  That's what somebody said, you know, a rolled-up meatroll or something.
[02:14:25]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:14:26]  I'm not trying to get people ideas up in here.
[02:14:28]  You know what I mean?
[02:14:29]  I mean, you know, you don't want to give your prick dysentery or, you know, some kind of sick-ass flesh-eating bacteria, but this is what this idiot told me.
[02:14:38]  And, you know, you think about that for a second.
[02:14:41]  You know, I mean, I wish guys actually thought about that before they got married and had kids with these Ditsy bimbos that were obviously stupid.
[02:14:50]  You understand?
[02:14:51]  They have no common sense.
[02:14:53]  They have no future.
[02:14:54]  They have no skills, nothing.
[02:14:57]  And they married these bimbos because they got some big knockers or they look good in a skirt or something.
[02:15:03]  And lo and behold, the men become victims of child support, woman takes half, so on and so forth.
[02:15:11]  This is why men fail when it comes to becoming capitalists.
[02:15:16]  Because if you marry the wrong person, you marry the wrong person, it can ruin your life.
[02:15:26]  And that's all there is to it.
[02:15:27]  Here, let me open up a beer.
[02:15:28]  Yeah, open up.

=== Caller Stories From The Hood (03:11) ===

[02:15:29]  Cheers to everybody, man.
[02:15:31]  Cheers to Moxie out there.
[02:15:33]  We love you.
[02:15:34]  Yeah, cheers to everybody out there, too.
[02:15:36]  Hey, let me take some more callers here.
[02:15:38]  You stay on the line, Google.
[02:15:40]  We're going to come back to you here.
[02:15:41]  We have 44 minutes left.
[02:15:43]  111, you're on the air.
[02:15:46]  Oh, ghost.
[02:15:47]  It's me, baby.
[02:15:48]  It's me.
[02:15:48]  I'm sorry, man.
[02:15:49]  I was sitting on a bench.
[02:15:50]  Kookie got snuck.
[02:15:51]  And the phone, the phone, I dropped the phone and the battery popped out.
[02:15:55]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:15:56]  I missed you up there.
[02:15:57]  Kookie got what?
[02:15:58]  Pookie got what?
[02:15:59]  Pookie got snuck.
[02:16:00]  Nigga came around a tree, snuck him.
[02:16:02]  I never seen anything like a ghost.
[02:16:04]  Snuck him?
[02:16:05]  What are you talking about?
[02:16:06]  Snuck him.
[02:16:08]  I don't speak Hibanus.
[02:16:10]  Can you translate that into English?
[02:16:14]  He snuck Pookie.
[02:16:15]  He boy mayweathered that motherfucker, dog.
[02:16:18]  I'm talking about Pookie hit the ground, but Pookie got right back up.
[02:16:21]  And when Pookie fell, it knocked the phone out of my hand.
[02:16:24]  It was a sight.
[02:16:25]  It was a sight, bro.
[02:16:26]  Oh, man.
[02:16:28]  Jesus.
[02:16:29]  Now them niggas running through the woods right now, somewhere behind the park.
[02:16:32]  We don't even know what the hell's going on.
[02:16:35]  I mean, is this every day in the hood?
[02:16:38]  Seriously?
[02:16:39]  This is everyday life for your ass?
[02:16:42]  Cow, baby.
[02:16:43]  Most of the time I just chill at the crib, but you know, I'm up here at the park.
[02:16:47]  You know, it's just kind of crawl up here in the park right now, ghost.
[02:16:51]  Everybody's just 420 in and letting the kids just run rampant out there.
[02:16:56]  I hear a lot of kids.
[02:16:57]  How many kids are out there?
[02:16:59]  Hey, it's a pretty good bit.
[02:17:01]  But there's more adults than kids.
[02:17:02]  That's the funny thing about it, Ghost.
[02:17:06]  Well, man, I mean, you know, give me a break, man.
[02:17:08]  Are there low riders there?
[02:17:10]  A little lowrider 64 in Paulas, that kind of crap?
[02:17:14]  Nah, that's some Chabato shit.
[02:17:18]  You talking about the Mexican now, Ghost.
[02:17:21]  I don't know, man.
[02:17:22]  I'm not down with the hood or the Mario.
[02:17:25]  I'm just an outsider looking in, man.
[02:17:28]  That's all I'm trying to do.
[02:17:29]  I'm trying to get down the street.
[02:17:32]  Oh, what the fuck is that?
[02:17:34]  Oh, these niggas shooting.
[02:17:36]  Oh, ghosts.
[02:17:37]  I gotta let you go.
[02:17:38]  I gotta let you go, ghost.
[02:17:39]  This kid is.
[02:17:40]  Was that gunshots?
[02:17:41]  Are you kidding me?
[02:17:42]  All the children are running, ghost.
[02:17:45]  I gotta go.
[02:17:47]  What are you talking about?
[02:17:50]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[02:17:52]  Yeah, I mean, let me tell you, yeah.
[02:17:57]  I mean, hopefully there's nobody shot.
[02:17:59]  Hopefully, you know, nothing's happening out there at whatever park they're at.
[02:18:06]  You know, I know I don't like 213, but unfortunately, you know, I don't want to have him or her or whatever it is or his child getting shot.
[02:18:19]  You know, I mean, this is pretty serious, you know?
[02:18:24]  Anyway, take cover there, 213.
[02:18:28]  Let me go to another caller here.
[02:18:29]  111, are you there?
[02:18:32]  Hey, hey, ghost ghost.
[02:18:36]  What's going on?
[02:18:37]  Yeah.
[02:18:38]  Hey, it's Vincent Bay.

=== Bathroom Confessions (09:12) ===

[02:18:40]  I'm in the bathroom right now.
[02:18:42]  I got to be really quiet.
[02:18:44]  But I got a story for you.
[02:18:47]  All right.
[02:18:47]  Well, first of all, why are you in the crapper telling me this?
[02:18:51]  Well, it gets to that.
[02:18:53]  It gets to that.
[02:18:54]  So I was at the park, and I ended up being in this circle passing around a joint.
[02:19:03]  I had a bunch of joints going around.
[02:19:05]  There were like ten guys in there, and only like two girls, but they were way across from me.
[02:19:12]  And so I ended up getting the weed.
[02:19:17]  We had like four joints going, and then I got one, and one thing led to another, and I ended up kissing on this guy.
[02:19:25]  And what are you talking about, kissing on a guy?
[02:19:31]  Are you kidding me?
[02:19:33]  Well, sometimes that happens when you smoke weed.
[02:19:36]  But I live in San Francisco.
[02:19:41]  But basically, I just ran to the bathroom after that to go jerk one out so I wouldn't be tempted to have sex with this guy.
[02:19:50]  This is a really disgusting revelation there, Vince.
[02:19:54]  Are you actually admitting this?
[02:19:55]  This is something that you partake in?
[02:19:58]  Well, I was just saying that it was actually kind of a smart idea to jerk one out so I didn't have sex with a guy.
[02:20:05]  Well, first of all, why do you even need to go into the bathroom and rub one out so that you don't have any temptations with some guy?
[02:20:13]  I mean, living in San Francisco, Vince, is it that tempting for you?
[02:20:18]  Honestly, I mean, you're around it so much.
[02:20:21]  Is it that the negative gay energy that's just wanting you to kneel down and service a glory hole in some shit stall somewhere?
[02:20:30]  Well, I mean, sometimes when a guy's rubbing on you out here, and I mean, just next thing you know, you got a tongue in your mouth.
[02:20:36]  That's life in the bay.
[02:20:39]  This is just horrible.
[02:20:40]  This is just utterly disgusting, Vince.
[02:20:44]  Why are you saying this now?
[02:20:46]  I was hoping I could get more people from the gay community to follow me on Twitter.
[02:20:56]  Are you shitting me, man?
[02:20:58]  Is this a joke?
[02:20:59]  Vince in the bay is coming out.
[02:21:02]  You know, he's coming out of the closet for Christ's sake.
[02:21:05]  Are you okay, Vince?
[02:21:06]  Are you sure you didn't just smoke some kind of like PCP or something?
[02:21:09]  You're just waking out?
[02:21:11]  Man, I smoke some good medical-grade cannabis.
[02:21:14]  That's all I gotta say.
[02:21:15]  I mixed the sativa with the Indica, and now I'm in big trouble.
[02:21:21]  Oh, man.
[02:21:23]  I gotta go.
[02:21:24]  There's like five people in here.
[02:21:26]  Well, hold on, Vince.
[02:21:27]  Hold on.
[02:21:28]  Before you go, before you go, we wanna leave you with your favorite song since you now have come out the closet.
[02:21:34]  So here it is, all right, man.
[02:21:35]  I only have one thing to say.
[02:21:38]  You bet I'll work.
[02:21:40]  That's for you, Vince.
[02:21:42]  Oh, God.
[02:21:44]  You dancing?
[02:21:48]  You dancing, Vince?
[02:21:51]  I'm tapping my foot.
[02:21:54]  You're tapping your foot?
[02:21:56]  Yeah, I got cramped in my leg.
[02:22:00]  What's that?
[02:22:02]  I ca I'm a little worn out from jerking my y you know, I'm worn out.
[02:22:08]  I'm a bigger guy.
[02:22:09]  I'm a little fat.
[02:22:11]  You're a little fat in your ass?
[02:22:13]  I I got a cramp in my leg.
[02:22:15]  I have no idea why.
[02:22:16]  I don't know if it's the pleasure.
[02:22:18]  I mean, Jesus Christ, man, this is a lot of information going on here.
[02:22:21]  You know, one minute, you know, you're acting cool.
[02:22:23]  You know, you're mellowing out.
[02:22:25]  You're toking on some 420 festivities.
[02:22:28]  The next, you're sitting over here fruiting out on us, for Christ's sake.
[02:22:31]  I mean, you know, you say you're playing for the paint team.
[02:22:35]  You know, you like taking up the pooper.
[02:22:38]  You know, you're rubbing one out so that you don't have to, you know, look at Harry Man ass to get off on.
[02:22:44]  This guy was pretty disgusting.
[02:22:46]  What?
[02:22:48]  This guy was feminine.
[02:22:49]  He wasn't a hairy guy.
[02:22:50]  I don't do those kind of guys.
[02:22:53]  But I ended up, yeah, I don't know.
[02:22:58]  Maybe I need to just go get some water.
[02:22:59]  I'm really high.
[02:23:04]  Well, okay, man.
[02:23:05]  You go ahead and go get some water, Vince.
[02:23:06]  I hope everything's okay with you, man.
[02:23:08]  Yeah, me too.
[02:23:09]  I'm going back to the parks.
[02:23:11]  See you guys later.
[02:23:13]  All right, go back to the park, Vince.
[02:23:15]  All right, I mean, good God.
[02:23:17]  I mean, Jesus Christ, I mean, you know, it just goes to show you how one show you try to deviate for the sake of 420, you know, and just, you know, just horrible things happen.
[02:23:29]  You know, just these weird things happen.
[02:23:33]  Jesus Christ.
[02:23:34]  I don't know what the hell Vince in the Bay is smoking for Christ's sake, but I know what I'm smoking.
[02:23:40]  You know what I'm talking about?
[02:23:41]  I'm smoking some of this 420 festivities.
[02:23:44]  As a matter of fact, I'm going to smoke some of it right now.
[02:23:48]  All right, let me go ahead and put this here.
[02:23:51]  Here we go.
[02:24:03]  Oh, yeah.
[02:24:07]  That's what I'm talking about.
[02:24:09]  Yep.
[02:24:10]  Yeah, I think you've got to hold it in.
[02:24:12]  You've got to hold it in and let it hit the brain.
[02:24:20]  Good stuff, man.
[02:24:23]  Man, good stuff.
[02:24:25]  Anyway, I'm really surprised by Vince in the Bay.
[02:24:28]  I'm sorry.
[02:24:29]  I mean, you know, one minute, you know, we're trying to have a decent conversation with him.
[02:24:34]  The next minute, he's, you know, basically coming out of the closet like he was Elton John, you know, trying to say that his ass is open for business in a San Francisco bathhouse.
[02:24:44]  I mean, Jesus Christ.
[02:24:47]  I mean, you know, what the hell is going on with this?
[02:24:50]  What the hell's going on with the day?
[02:24:52]  There's still 30 minutes left, for Christ's sake.
[02:24:57]  Oh, man.
[02:24:58]  I want to hear from you, man.
[02:24:59]  646-652-4869.
[02:25:02]  It's 420, you know, April 20th, not to mention that it is episode 69, dude.
[02:25:12]  That's right, man.
[02:25:13]  Let me go ahead and take a swig of this goddamn beer, man.
[02:25:17]  Man, I got beer.
[02:25:18]  I got tetrahydrocannabinol.
[02:25:22]  Man, you can't go wrong, man.
[02:25:25]  You know what I mean?
[02:25:27]  It's a shame, Abe, that I can live this way.
[02:25:31]  It's a shame, Abe, that capitalist in the game.
[02:25:39]  Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
[02:25:45]  Calm down here, I think, I think the uh...
[02:25:48]  I think the tetrahydrocannabanol may possibly be getting a little hairy in the brain there.
[02:25:56]  You know what I mean?
[02:26:01]  Good stuff, good stuff.
[02:26:02]  Anyway, I want to hear from you, man.
[02:26:06]  All right, I want to hear from you.
[02:26:07]  646-6524869 is the number to call here.
[02:26:11]  I want to hear from you.
[02:26:13]  All right, hey, Goofy Bone's still on the horn, Amy.
[02:26:16]  What's going on, Goofy Bone?
[02:26:20]  He's just chilling.
[02:26:21]  He's probably boning some bimbo in the bathroom, man.
[02:26:24]  You know what I mean?
[02:26:26]  He's probably got some bimbo.
[02:26:28]  Obviously, you know, because Goofy Bone is Hispanic, he's probably hooking up with some hot tamale bimbo.
[02:26:37]  Thing that I didn't like about, you know, the bimbo that he was discussing is that, you know, she likes black guys, you know.
[02:26:45]  And it's like, whoa.
[02:26:47]  It's like, you know, it's like that black rob song.
[02:26:50]  You know what I mean?
[02:26:51]  Like, you know, like, whoa, whoa.
[02:26:55]  You know, right when, you know, Goofy Bone's like, man, she likes black guys, like, whoa, you know, not to say that I'm against all that stuff.
[02:27:03]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:27:04]  I mean, but of course, a group is defined by its majority.
[02:27:08]  And, you know, I'm looking at the TV every day.
[02:27:11]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:27:13]  And, you know, every day it's always some, you know, brother, you know, being taken to coat by some, you know, Hispanic, white, Chinese, you know, you know, all these bimbos because they financed some 79 Cadillac on dubs for some brother that they met at last call for alcohol.
[02:27:35]  And after two weeks of banging, you know, they were able to get a goddamn 79 Cadillac on dubs, and then they wonder why the fool just left.
[02:27:45]  Once this bimbo gave him a ride, this guy was out.
[02:27:48]  This guy was out there, you know, hooking up more bimbos and banging them in the back seat.

=== Guilty Feelings And Woo (15:10) ===

[02:27:53]  You know what I mean?
[02:27:54]  Give me a break, man.
[02:27:55]  You know what I mean?
[02:27:56]  Give me a damn break.
[02:28:01]  I'm getting pretty high, man.
[02:28:09]  Man, it's 420.
[02:28:11]  Remember, it is 420, right?
[02:28:13]  That is 420.
[02:28:14]  If you're listening in, man, please, I want to hear from you.
[02:28:18]  I want to hear from you.
[02:28:18]  I mean, how are you celebrating?
[02:28:20]  Are you just celebrating playing with your Peter Popper and looking for a naked picture of Ricky Martin's butt crack?
[02:28:26]  Or are you going to be kicking back with me, chilling like an insane villain, partaking in the festivities, doing something for Christ's sake?
[02:28:33]  I mean, hey, if you were in the market today, the market was great.
[02:28:36]  The market was excellent for Christ's sake.
[02:28:39]  I mean, everything was up unless you had one of those stocks that had less than expected earnings.
[02:28:45]  Well, then, you know, obviously you took a dive.
[02:28:47]  But, hey, for the most part, everything was up.
[02:28:51]  Everything was looking beautiful.
[02:28:52]  And that's just the way it is.
[02:28:53]  That's why I'm saying you deserve a break.
[02:28:56]  You know, and if you can't partake in the 420 festivities, get yourself a drink.
[02:29:00]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:29:01]  Partake in something where you can kick back and chill and just be gravy.
[02:29:06]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:29:08]  Be gravy.
[02:29:13]  All right, let me go ahead and pack another bowl here.
[02:29:17]  I know.
[02:29:17]  I know.
[02:29:18]  I got to keep hacking, man.
[02:29:19]  You know, I'm just, I'm, I'm, I'm, uh, I'm smoking it, man.
[02:29:25]  I'm smoking it, man.
[02:29:26]  I feel like a pothead now, man.
[02:29:27]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:29:29]  I mean, to be completely honest with you, that's what I feel like.
[02:29:31]  I mean, is it wrong to feel guilty for doing this?
[02:29:37]  I mean, I feel wrong for feeling this good, man.
[02:29:44]  I mean, is that wrong?
[02:29:45]  I mean, am I stupid?
[02:29:46]  Am I some moron?
[02:29:48]  I mean, look, I don't partake in this, you know, little tetrahydrocannabinol every day.
[02:29:56]  Like I said, I haven't really taken it for a long time.
[02:29:59]  So what I'm saying is, I mean, is it really wrong?
[02:30:04]  I'm just feeling guilty for Christ's sake.
[02:30:05]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:30:08]  I feel bad for actually feeling so goddamn good.
[02:30:11]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:30:12]  As a matter of fact, I'm going to keep smoking.
[02:30:15]  You know what I mean?
[02:30:16]  I mean, if it's going to be legal for medicinal purposes in certain geographic locations in the United States, I mean, what the hell?
[02:30:25]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:30:28]  Anyway, folks, before I move on and take another hit off the old pipe here and go ahead and puff off the magic dragon, I'd like for everybody to please, all right, everybody please go to the only social networking site dedicated to true capitalists worldwide, folks, worldwide.
[02:30:55]  All right?
[02:30:57]  And we're looking for recruits.
[02:30:58]  We're looking for people.
[02:31:00]  All right.
[02:31:00]  And all you got to be is a capitalist, baby.
[02:31:02]  www.capitalistarmy.com.
[02:31:06]  There's the link right there in the chat room.
[02:31:08]  There it is.
[02:31:09]  Capitalist Army.
[02:31:11]  All right, www.capitalistarmy.com.
[02:31:14]  Go out there, join.
[02:31:16]  We want more capitalists, baby, and spread it around like wildfire about the website.
[02:31:21]  This is no joke.
[02:31:22]  This is serious, and this is serious as a heart attack.
[02:31:25]  I want to thank everybody.
[02:31:26]  We got members in the chat room now.
[02:31:29]  All right.
[02:31:29]  Billy D. Williams, what's going on, man?
[02:31:31]  He's a member in the place.
[02:31:33]  Capitalizing is in the place.
[02:31:36]  He's a member.
[02:31:37]  What's going on?
[02:31:37]  Desert Rose is a member.
[02:31:39]  She's in the place.
[02:31:40]  We got Future DNB.
[02:31:43]  He's a member in the place.
[02:31:44]  You understand what I'm saying?
[02:31:46]  I mean, we got everybody in the place that is a member of the true, or excuse me, the Capitalist Army.
[02:31:54]  All right?
[02:31:57]  So anyway, I want to hear from you.
[02:31:58]  646-652-4869.
[02:32:00]  That's the number to call.
[02:32:01]  We got about 30 minutes left in the broadcast.
[02:32:03]  A little less than 30 minutes.
[02:32:05]  And, you know, we're going to continue smoking, as a matter of fact.
[02:32:08]  That's what we're going to do.
[02:32:09]  All right.
[02:32:10]  Now, before I do, let me take a swig of this beer.
[02:32:18]  Ah!
[02:32:19]  Good stuff, baby.
[02:32:23]  Oh, yeah, man.
[02:32:24]  I never had such a good time on the show.
[02:32:26]  I hope that y'all are having a good time.
[02:32:27]  I'm sorry if I'm leaving a little bit of idle air and dead air, but, you know, this is the kind of crap that happens when you're under the influence of multiple intoxicants.
[02:32:42]  So bear with me, all right?
[02:32:46]  It's episode number...
[02:32:49]  Dudes!
[02:33:04]  Anyway, I want to smoke some more.
[02:33:05]  We got the truth is out there.
[02:33:07]  He's also in the place.
[02:33:08]  He's also a member.
[02:33:08]  Moxie's also a member.
[02:33:10]  What's going on, Moxie?
[02:33:12]  She's also a member.
[02:33:12]  What's going on?
[02:33:14]  Anyway, let me go ahead and go ahead and smoke some stuff.
[02:33:18]  All right, man.
[02:33:19]  Let's do this.
[02:33:21]  Shh.
[02:33:22]  It's marijuana.
[02:33:24]  Don't tell anybody.
[02:33:25]  It's just a secret between you and me.
[02:33:29]  All right.
[02:33:30]  Okay.
[02:33:34]  Here we go.
[02:33:36]  Another hit down the gullet, baby.
[02:33:38]  Woo!
[02:33:41]  Goddamn piece of crap Chinese lighter.
[02:33:45]  Here we go.
[02:33:54]  Oh yeah.
[02:33:56]  Oh yeah, that's what I'm talking about, baby.
[02:34:01]  Oh yeah, that's what I'm saying.
[02:34:02]  Right there, you gotta let it hit the brain.
[02:34:04]  You gotta let it hit the brain, baby.
[02:34:06]  Go!
[02:34:35]  Bleh.
[02:34:37]  Ha!
[02:34:45]  Oh man, I'm sorry, man.
[02:34:48]  Hey, man, we also got Goku in the house, man.
[02:34:50]  What's going on, Goku?
[02:34:51]  Also a member of the Capitalist Army.
[02:34:54]  Once again, go to www.capitalistarmy.com and join the exclusive social networking site for capitalists.
[02:35:04]  And I want to see you there, all right?
[02:35:07]  The capitalist army wants you.
[02:35:11]  All right, I mean, you know, we've just, you know, I mean, once again, the logo is a little better than it was before.
[02:35:19]  You know, we fixed it up a little bit.
[02:35:23]  There's going to be continuous renovations on the website.
[02:35:28]  So, you know, be looking out for more things to do.
[02:35:33]  I'm possibly thinking about putting an app.
[02:35:37]  You know, yeah.
[02:35:38]  How'd you like that, huh?
[02:35:40]  We got to have at least 500 members, though, to get a to get an app on the phone, you know, Capitalist Army app.
[02:35:49]  So, but we're doing a whole bunch of things, man.
[02:35:52]  So we want you on there.
[02:35:53]  And remember, it's an exclusive, it's an exclusive club.
[02:35:59]  You know what I mean?
[02:36:00]  It's an exclusive club.
[02:36:02]  So, you know, that's, you know, we want you there.
[02:36:06]  Anyway, I'm sorry, man.
[02:36:07]  I'm just, I'm just not.
[02:36:09]  Whoa.
[02:36:10]  Whoa, whoa.
[02:36:12]  Well, you know, after taking that hit, you know, we need to put some more marijuana music on.
[02:36:16]  We need to put some more high music.
[02:36:18]  I'm feeling a little bit of woo.
[02:36:20]  You know what I mean?
[02:36:22]  Oh, man.
[02:36:24]  Engineer, you got something for us for Christ's sake.
[02:36:26]  I mean, what am I doing here?
[02:36:27]  What am I paying you for?
[02:36:30]  All right, here we go.
[02:36:33]  Oh, yeah.
[02:36:34]  Let me take another hit of this, folks.
[02:36:36]  It's 420.
[02:36:38]  It's 420, folks.
[02:36:39]  We're celebrating it.
[02:36:40]  Spread it around like wildfire.
[02:36:43]  All right.
[02:36:45]  Here we go.
[02:36:48]  Oh, yeah.
[02:36:50]  I can't believe that.
[02:36:51]  I can't.
[02:36:52]  I mean, I just feel guilty for feeling this good, man.
[02:36:56]  I feel too guilty for feeling this good.
[02:37:00]  Jesus, here.
[02:37:00]  Let me go ahead and take a smoker.
[02:37:03]  I want to get high so high.
[02:37:09]  I want to get high so high.
[02:37:15]  I want to get high.
[02:37:18]  Oh, yeah.
[02:37:24]  Oh, yeah.
[02:37:25]  I told a bike pump on your desk.
[02:37:30]  Oh, yeah.
[02:37:31]  And another hope.
[02:37:32]  Merry Christmas.
[02:37:33]  Yes.
[02:37:34]  I smoke shit.
[02:37:35]  Straight off the road to clip our motion.
[02:37:37]  Oh, yeah.
[02:37:39]  Oh, man.
[02:37:41]  There's a lot of smoke in the air here.
[02:37:42]  God damn it.
[02:37:43]  Jeez, that's the last thing I need is these assholes coming up here knocking on my goddamn door for Christ's sake.
[02:37:51]  Jesus Christ.
[02:37:55]  Oh, man.
[02:37:58]  Whoa, you know what I mean?
[02:38:02]  Yeah.
[02:38:07]  Woo!
[02:38:13]  This is so believable, man.
[02:38:16]  I just can't believe this, man.
[02:38:17]  I mean, I just feel guilty.
[02:38:19]  I feel guilty.
[02:38:20]  I'm sorry.
[02:38:25]  Oh, man.
[02:38:30]  Oh, yeah.
[02:38:33]  Get the hits from the bone.
[02:38:39]  Oh, man.
[02:38:40]  Yeah.
[02:38:44]  Some Cypress Hill there, man.
[02:38:46]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:38:46]  Of course, I mean, that's what they live for, these guys.
[02:38:49]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:38:50]  I guess I can see why.
[02:38:51]  You know what I mean?
[02:38:56]  Oh, man.
[02:38:57]  I'm sorry.
[02:38:59]  Oh, man.
[02:39:02]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[02:39:03]  I'm sorry, man.
[02:39:04]  Oh, man.
[02:39:07]  The damn song's ending here.
[02:39:09]  It's freaking ending.
[02:39:11]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[02:39:12]  Hold on.
[02:39:12]  Let me go ahead and take another hit here.
[02:39:15]  I'm sorry.
[02:39:16]  I'm sorry if I'm sounding like a goddamn fiend.
[02:39:18]  I feel like a goddamn heroin addict.
[02:39:20]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:39:20]  I mean, all I'm missing is a goddamn spoon and cooking this crap up.
[02:39:25]  I mean, that's what I feel.
[02:39:25]  I feel like some goddamn derelict.
[02:39:28]  You know, sitting Indian style in my damn office, you know, behind my desk here.
[02:39:32]  And I'm just kind of seeing myself in the third party here.
[02:39:36]  I mean, I mean, this is pretty pathetic here.
[02:39:37]  You know, no?
[02:39:39]  Huh?
[02:39:41]  I don't know.
[02:39:42]  I don't know.
[02:39:42]  Maybe it's just, you know, I don't know.
[02:39:45]  Maybe it's just the weed talking.
[02:39:47]  Maybe we should just keep hitting it.
[02:39:48]  You know what I mean?
[02:39:50]  Maybe we should just keep hitting the 420 festivities, huh?
[02:39:54]  It's 420 for Christ's sake.
[02:39:56]  You know what I mean?
[02:39:56]  Jesus Christ.
[02:39:58]  It's 420.
[02:40:00]  Hey!
[02:40:04]  Not to mention that it's episode 69, dude.
[02:40:12]  Anyway, let me go ahead and take another hit here.
[02:40:36]  Oh, man.
[02:40:38]  Oh, man.
[02:40:42]  Man, there's a lot of smoke in here, man.
[02:40:44]  I mean, I mean, I'm a little concerned, you know, about all the goddamn smoke that's coming out in here, but who cares, right?
[02:40:55]  Who cares?
[02:40:56]  Yeah, it's probably not the many people in the building anyway.
[02:40:59]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:41:09]  I've still got some beer left.
[02:41:12]  I'm sorry, this goddamn crap makes some kind of film in your, in your, in your throat, man.
[02:41:17]  I mean, I'm sorry.
[02:41:18]  You know, not only that, it makes likes like lapses in judgment and lapses in time or something.
[02:41:25]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:41:27]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:41:28]  I mean, it's a little hazy in here, for Christ's sake.
[02:41:36]  Some good stuff, man.
[02:41:46]  Oh, man.
[02:41:46]  I'm sorry.
[02:41:47]  I'm taking advantage.
[02:41:48]  I'm celebrating 420.
[02:41:49]  I want to hear from you.
[02:41:50]  646-652-4869.
[02:41:53]  We got 18 minutes left.
[02:41:57]  And, you know, I want to hear from you, man.
[02:41:59]  I want to hear from you right now.
[02:42:00]  I mean, you know, get up off your asses.
[02:42:02]  I know that you're probably baked off your asses here.
[02:42:06]  But get up off it.
[02:42:07]  You know, get up off it and give me a call.
[02:42:09]  646-652-4869.
[02:42:13]  I mean, I want to hear it, man.
[02:42:16]  I want to hear you.
[02:42:17]  I mean, don't be a milky liquor, all right?
[02:42:23]  Anyway, man, I'm just.
[02:42:27]  I'm sorry, man.
[02:42:29]  I mean, I'm really, I'm really out of it.
[02:42:30]  You know what I mean?
[02:42:32]  Let me.
[02:42:33]  Let me go ahead and throw in another one more song here.
[02:42:38]  Yeah, engineer, do you got something going on, please?
[02:42:43]  You know?
[02:42:47]  Do we have something on the horn here once again?
[02:42:49]  Like some high music or something, you know?
[02:42:54]  We already heard that's a we already heard that's a get up.
[02:42:58]  We already heard that song, you dumbass.

=== Smoky Music Requests (03:32) ===

[02:43:03]  Put something on.
[02:43:07]  Put something on for Christ's sake.
[02:43:10]  What the hell's going on here?
[02:43:12]  Can't even hire good help these days, for Christ's sake.
[02:43:17]  Jesus.
[02:43:19]  Oh, man.
[02:43:20]  Oh, yeah.
[02:43:28]  She comes back to get me here.
[02:43:31]  She comes back to get me here.
[02:43:36]  Get me here.
[02:43:39]  Woo!
[02:43:41]  Hey, let me go ahead and go ahead and have one more, shall we?
[02:43:46]  Let's have one more.
[02:43:47]  Let's have one more here.
[02:43:52]  Yeah.
[02:44:03]  Oh, yeah.
[02:44:23]  H-h-h-h-h-h-h-h You understand where I'm coming from.
[02:44:39]  Oh, man.
[02:44:40]  It is.
[02:44:41]  It is really smoky here.
[02:44:45]  Really, really, really smoky.
[02:44:50]  Oh, man.
[02:44:52]  We've got about 15 minutes left in the broadcast here.
[02:45:12]  Just shut it off.
[02:45:16]  Anyway, I want to hear some callers here, man.
[02:45:18]  I want to hear from you, man.
[02:45:19]  646-652-4869.
[02:45:22]  For all the fans that are listening in, I apologize for being under the influence of Tetrahydrocaneminol this evening.
[02:45:33]  But since it is 420 and everybody, you know, gives this, you know, pseudo holiday so much kudos, you know, we might as well, you know, go ahead and partake in it, right?
[02:45:52]  I'm out of it, man.
[02:45:55]  I'm out of it, out of it, out of it, man.
[02:45:58]  Oh, man.
[02:46:00]  Let me open up another beer here, huh?
[02:46:03]  Come on, let's open up another beer.
[02:46:06]  Hey, it's 4:20 time for Christ's sake.
[02:46:10]  I mean, what the hell are you talking about?
[02:46:12]  It's 4:20.
[02:46:16]  Jesus Christ, what the hell's Jees?
[02:46:20]  What the hell is that?
[02:46:23]  What the hell is that?
[02:46:32]  Christ, uh, uh, uh, uh.
[02:46:33]  I'm going to be right back, folks.
[02:46:34]  I'm sorry here.

=== Out Of It Completely (03:30) ===

[02:46:36]  Put it on.
[02:46:45]  Sorry.
[02:46:46]  I've got to come on our mind.
[02:46:47]  You know why?
[02:46:48]  This is so fucking hot.
[02:46:49]  You're turning me on.
[02:46:50]  I've always wanted to fuck you.
[02:46:52]  And here's my chance.
[02:46:54]  Girl, you misunderstand.
[02:46:56]  I could never be a man.
[02:46:58]  I'm just here to be your bones.
[02:47:00]  Giving you something to moan.
[02:47:02]  Hoping that you like it thick.
[02:47:04]  Trust me, baby, I'll bust them lips.
[02:47:06]  Getting you nasty, ready to dance.
[02:47:09]  At the end, wanna be in your pants.
[02:47:11]  Hang back at my pad, you sitting at slow.
[02:47:13]  Positions are nice where she don't wanna go.
[02:47:15]  Through strangers that are kitten-free, I feel like a plumber spitting this linky.
[02:47:20]  Footed in the hole like Tiger Woods.
[02:47:22]  Watching this girl just feel so good.
[02:47:24]  She's only in love, but I ended too quick.
[02:47:26]  Cause I'm not a boyfriend, I'm killing her.
[02:47:31]  Just give her a ball.
[02:47:36]  Thank you.
[02:47:48]  I hope she knows I eat a big plate.
[02:47:50]  So we talking about our bullshit lives.
[02:47:52]  After the meal, we go for a drive.
[02:47:54]  Smoking on a big ass time.
[02:47:57]  She's looking at me like she wants some.
[02:47:59]  So I pass it to her.
[02:48:00]  Welcome to my last.
[02:48:01]  She got so high where she couldn't even land.
[02:48:03]  Laying on her back with her feet in the air.
[02:48:05]  Like a naughty fix in the clothes didn't care.
[02:48:07]  Smack me hit it all kinds of ways.
[02:48:10]  Sweating like ducks trying to run away.
[02:48:12]  Alright, everybody, we're sitting here right now.
[02:48:15]  I set off the alarm for this goddamn stupid, dumbass little office down there for Christ's sake.
[02:48:21]  So, everybody, I'm sorry.
[02:48:23]  We're gonna have to pause the show for a second, man.
[02:48:26]  Please, don't, don't be an ass clown.
[02:48:30]  All right, I'll be right back.
[02:48:31]  I'll be right back.
[02:48:32]  God damn.
[02:48:47]  Take it down.
[02:48:50]  Sick of the ground.
[02:48:52]  The ground beneath your feet.
[02:48:58]  Lay down.
[02:49:02]  Nothing to go.
[02:49:04]  No way to lead.
[02:49:10]  I've got a handful of drowning.
[02:49:16]  So far moving out Round here.
[02:49:22]  Oh, God.
[02:49:26]  Watch this thing.
[02:49:28]  Oh, dear.
[02:49:31]  It's all so good.
[02:49:55]  Come here, bring it down to me high up your dreams.

=== Seeing Nothing Else (08:02) ===

[02:50:06]  I can see like nothing else to me.
[02:50:13]  Or there's this.
[02:50:19]  I understand, I can't think, as I'm talking with him overground, What this thing I'm holding.
[02:50:46]  Talk near down safe and sound to free Where we are screaming shout where my pal never treat
[02:51:09]  I'll take my life like I've been whatever y'all feeling not in love overground What this feels over
[02:51:31]  I'll take my life like I'll be, whatever y'all feeling, Not in love over ground.
[02:51:47]  Watch this thing over one so one.
[02:52:17]  So you're listening to Ghost on TRUE Capitalist Radio.
[02:52:26]  TRUE Capitalist Radio.
[02:52:31]  All right All right.
[02:52:35]  Now I think we have rectified the situation.
[02:52:42]  Oh yeah, that was the sneaker pimps.
[02:52:44]  By the way, six feet or six underground, excuse me, it's what's called six underground.
[02:52:52]  Anyway folks, I'm trying to keep it down in here.
[02:52:56]  People came up to the floor and asking what I was doing and I just told them that you know I had a note.
[02:53:07]  And I told them I had a note that you know, I just didn't want documented any longer and that I had burned it.
[02:53:20]  And these idiots, believe me, they're like, well okay sir, we'll just make sure that you're not burning anything else.
[02:53:27]  And And I'm not going to bury anything else, man.
[02:53:33]  I didn't really expect for that to happen, man.
[02:53:36]  I was just getting a little nonchalant about the I was just getting nonchalant about all the dope smoking, to be honest with you, man.
[02:53:52]  I'm sorry.
[02:53:53]  I know this is not necessarily a show that I'm necessarily proud of, folks.
[02:54:00]  Once again, the reason that I have subjected myself to tetrahydrocannabinol is strictly for educational purposes only.
[02:54:13]  I mean, that's what it is, strictly for educational purposes only.
[02:54:17]  It's not because, you know, I am advocating the use of this particular narcotic.
[02:54:25]  It is the legal.
[02:54:27]  The reason that I have subjected myself to this narcotic is in hopes of preventing you from going out there and consuming this stuff.
[02:54:51]  Oh, man, I'm sorry.
[02:54:52]  I better stop laughing so loud.
[02:54:55]  But you know what?
[02:54:56]  Since it is the final minutes of the show, and I know that the alarm just went off here, although I did pacify folks, you know, they did buy the excuse that, you know, I burned some kind of a document that I didn't want documented.
[02:55:11]  But since I got away with that, I'm going to go ahead and take one more hit of this because I'm not going to have it anymore.
[02:55:19]  All right, I will not do this any longer.
[02:55:22]  This was just to celebrate 420, and that was it.
[02:55:27]  Anyway, before I take another hit, please, I would like everybody out there to please go out and join www.capitalistarmy.com.
[02:55:39]  All right, right there.
[02:55:41]  CapitalistArmy.com, the only social network for capitalists, baby.
[02:55:47]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:55:50]  Anyway, let me go ahead and take another hit here.
[02:55:54]  I'm going to try to sneak one out.
[02:55:55]  Don't tell anybody, all right?
[02:56:00]  I just want the goddamn alarm to set off again.
[02:56:04]  That's the last thing I goddamn need here.
[02:56:06]  It's one of the last things I need in this damn joint.
[02:56:11]  Have the coppers up in here.
[02:56:12]  That's why I need a whole bunch of coppers up in here asking me where I got this goddamn tetrahydrocannabinol.
[02:56:21]  Here, let's go ahead and take one more hit.
[02:56:23]  Just between you and me, all right?
[02:56:27]  You, the listener, me, the broadcaster.
[02:56:31]  You know, just it's just between you and me.
[02:56:33]  This is just, this is the last hit.
[02:56:36]  It's risky.
[02:56:36]  I know I could set off the alarm.
[02:56:40]  But who gives a crap?
[02:56:41]  All right?
[02:56:42]  All right, here we go.
[02:56:46]  Chinese lighter.
[02:56:56]  Oh yeah, that's good.
[02:57:30]  Oh, man, I'm sorry, man.
[02:57:32]  Oh, geez.
[02:57:35]  I'm just, I'm just out of it, man.
[02:57:38]  I'm out of it, man.
[02:57:39]  Let's just take one more caller before we go.
[02:57:41]  440, you there?
[02:57:44]  Hey, what's up, ghost?
[02:57:45]  It's Goku.
[02:57:46]  Hey, what's going on, Goku?
[02:57:48]  How's it going, man?
[02:57:49]  It's going good.
[02:57:50]  How you doing?
[02:57:51]  I'm not.
[02:57:52]  I'm not.
[02:57:52]  I'm all right, man.
[02:57:54]  Did they call you from the McDonald's or no, man?
[02:57:58]  No, I'm going to.
[02:57:59]  I'm going to see what they do tomorrow because they said wait a week and I've tomorrow will be the week.
[02:58:04]  So we'll see what happens tomorrow.
[02:58:06]  All right.
[02:58:06]  If they don't do it, we'll give them a call back, man.
[02:58:08]  All right.

=== Goku Calls In (03:01) ===

[02:58:09]  All right, yeah.
[02:58:11]  I just want to say, well, go ahead.
[02:58:13]  Go ahead.
[02:58:14]  No, I just wanted to say great show.
[02:58:17]  You know, this wasn't really one of your best ones, but you just do it because you've got to please your fans.
[02:58:23]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:58:24]  Yeah, I hear you, man.
[02:58:26]  I hear you.
[02:58:27]  Big ups for understanding that, man.
[02:58:29]  Yeah.
[02:58:30]  Yeah, I would call my home.
[02:58:31]  I'll call him at home phone.
[02:58:32]  I don't want to take you.
[02:58:33]  I don't want to use too much minutes.
[02:58:35]  Yeah, no kidding, man.
[02:58:36]  No, we want to thank you for calling up, man.
[02:58:38]  Goku, you're always a staple on the broadcast, man.
[02:58:41]  Everybody knows you.
[02:58:42]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:58:43]  So, big ups for giving me a call.
[02:58:46]  Giving us a call.
[02:58:47]  Yeah, no problem.
[02:58:48]  No problem.
[02:58:48]  All right.
[02:58:48]  I'll see you later, Ghost.
[02:58:50]  All right, man.
[02:58:50]  You take it easy, man.
[02:58:52]  You too.
[02:58:52]  See you.
[02:58:54]  All right, man.
[02:58:54]  That was Goku, man.
[02:58:56]  Avid listener, avid caller, and, of course, member of the Capitalist Army.
[02:59:02]  Man, it is a one crazy show, folks.
[02:59:05]  Let me tell you, I am really, really hammered right now.
[02:59:09]  I'm not even going to go to happy hour.
[02:59:12]  I'm just going to take me a cab right to my damn high-rise and, you know, maybe eat something and just crash the hell out.
[02:59:21]  Do you understand what I'm saying?
[02:59:22]  Anyway, I would like for everybody to please go to the Capitalist Army website.
[02:59:28]  All right, www.capitalistarmy.com and join the Capitalist Army right there.
[02:59:35]  There's the website, all right?
[02:59:36]  CapitalistArmy.com.
[02:59:39]  It's literally a social network exclusively for capitalists.
[02:59:44]  All right?
[02:59:45]  Not to mention, follow me on Twitter.
[02:59:47]  The Twitter name to follow is Ghost Politics.
[02:59:51]  All one word, no underscores.
[02:59:53]  Ghost Politics is the name to follow.
[02:59:59]  I'm just...
[03:00:02]  I'm out of it, man.
[03:00:03]  I'm out of it.
[03:00:04]  I'm literally out of it.
[03:00:05]  Anyway, I'm going to be here tomorrow, 4 to 7 p.m., as I always am, Monday through Friday, 4 to 7 Central Standard Time.
[03:00:14]  Follow me on Twitter.
[03:00:15]  I'm out of here, folks.
[03:00:16]  Thank you for tuning in and join the Capitalist Army, baby.
[03:00:20]  Join the Capitalist Army.
[03:00:22]  I'm out of here.
[03:00:24]  You've been listening to True Capitalist Radio.
[03:00:26]  The thoughts, views, ideas, comments, and opinions of the host of this show are absolutely his.
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[03:00:40]  True Capitalist Radio.
[03:00:42]  That's it.
[03:00:44]  A NAPA guy knows the only way you'd give a freshly minute driver a brand new car is if he promises to never drive it.
[03:00:52]  Instead, let him grind the gears and knock over the neighbor's mailbox in something a little more suited to his skill level.
[03:00:59]  And with over 400,000 parts and a little Napa know-how, he can safely drive something that's nearly as old as he is.
[03:01:07]  It's not perfect, but it's perfect for him.
[03:01:10]  That's Napa Know