Ghost opens True Capitalist Radio by mocking Groundhog Day before predicting a bullish commodities surge driven by Middle Eastern unrest and US weather, citing specific jumps in cocoa and wheat futures. He warns of stagflation and oil prices reaching $200 if Saudi Arabia is threatened, while criticizing entitlements and the 2008 financial collapse caused by government-private mergers like Fannie Mae. The episode features heated exchanges with callers regarding racial slurs, political figures like Chuck Schumer, and lifestyle choices, concluding that private enterprise must replace NASA for space exploration amidst societal decay. [Automatically generated summary]
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Well, good evening, folks.
And thank you for tuning in with me once again to another edition of True Capitalist Radio.
And of course, I am your host, the man they call ghost.
And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
It is episode number 14 for all the folks keeping track of the True Capitalist Radio Show.
It is Groundhog Day for everybody out there who gives two rats' asses.
I mean, you know, I think it's a pretty much ridiculous spectacle to begin with.
A bunch of idiots in top hats in the middle of the freezing temperatures, knocking on a tree stump to pull out some stupid, disgusting rodent, you know, just to sit here and have some ceremonial shindig for a bunch of losers and punks of tony to gather around and have something to do once a year for these stupid Pennsylvanian hicks.
I think it's rather ridiculous, and I'm glad that, you know, it hasn't taken too much prevalence as far as I've seen here in the media and in the variety of different media sources that I search for my information.
But I'm going to tell you, I'm sick and tired of hearing about this Groundhog Day or these stupid trivial holidays that are made up, and we're supposed to just accept these damn holidays as if they were somehow God-given, as if God said that we needed Groundhog Day to make some sort of significance in our pathetically anal lives.
I think it's ridiculous.
I think it's sick.
And I understand that this is going to be the Groundhog Day edition of the True Capitalist Radio Show.
But, you know, I take a dirty diarrhea crap on Groundhog Day, to be perfectly honest with you folks.
Anyway, folks, I'm going to go over a whole bunch of topics.
You know, when I listed the show in the description, I just had, I didn't really know what to put down.
There's just so many things to talk about.
Like I've said in the last program, it is a helter-skelter or Jekyll and Hyde market.
It's one of these markets that, you know, the volatility is just, the whiff of it is just, you could just smell it.
It's like napon in the morning, for heaven's sake.
If you were up early enough to take advantage of the fluctuation in futures because of, you know, a variety of different reactions to economic data and to the reactions in the destabilization of the Middle East, you were able to seriously take advantage of a lot of fluctuation in the Dow and the S ⁇ P and the NASDAQ.
And on top of which, oil has been very, very volatile.
I personally believe that right now, everybody should be short-term bullish.
And what I mean by short-term, I'm talking about from now until summertime and even into the summertime.
I mean, but who the hell knows?
There's a variety of different factors.
We're going to talk about those here in the coming program.
But what's really taking unfortunate precedent is the fact that because of this atmospheric disturbance that's really just pounding the United States with just freezing temperatures, it's going to take an impact on commodities, just like I said yesterday.
God damn, it's good to be right.
I'm telling you, folks, if you heard me yesterday, I was telling callers and I was telling people that this storm, when I look at atmospheric disturbances, I look for opportunities for profit.
And that's exactly what happened also if you happen to be trading in the commodities markets or in the futures, that sort of thing.
Everything, I mean, not everything, but there was just major jumps, major jumps.
Yesterday, we saw coca futures down a couple of points.
Today, they're up 27 points, all right, 39 points on the U.S. exchange.
All right, I mean, they're 39 points up 1.18% on today alone.
And of course, the atmospheric disturbances and the demand also is fueling that.
Let's not forget that gas oil futures are taking a big hike if you were into trading those.
They're up 0.75 points at a change of 1.38%.
There were some big-time gains.
What did I say yesterday, folks?
I hate being right, but what did I say yesterday?
I said that these atmospheric disturbances that are taking considerable effect on certain commodities that are grown in regions that are taking these unprecedented weather winter storms.
Well, what did I tell you?
Commodities in these regions are going up and just the next day.
I mean, it's archived, folks, okay?
So for all you ass clowns that are sitting over here saying, oh, you lying sack of crap, you didn't say that.
Go back in the archive at blogtalkradio.com slash ghost, all right, and take a look at the previous episode.
If you happen to be, you know, trading whole wheat, let me tell you, you know, whole wheat has taken a jump over 3% today alone.
You know, you look at oat futures, oats.
Oats are up 16 points.
I mean, that's the, you know, I guess the highest gain in today's commodities market at 4.03%.
You know, folks, this is what I've been saying time and time again.
If you look back at the archive two years ago, I was telling people, even when I was talking politics, that commodities were 75% undervalued.
And I said that there was going to be fortunes made, fortunes made in the commodities markets.
And anybody who took my advice back then and started tinkering around with commodities futures or understanding how to trade these things or getting into it via a stock, via some kind of, if you're just too chicken crap to trade on your own, getting some sort of mutual fund or some sort of hedge based upon commodities.
Let me tell you something, folks.
You are cashing in right now.
You're cashing in right now.
And I'm telling you, and I'm saying it again, it's still undervalued.
All these rises in commodities is not even a chip off the block.
It's not even a chip off the block.
I'm telling you, these commodities are going to continue to go up, folks, not because only these atmospheric disturbances that are happening in the United States, but also demand throughout the international community.
I mean, gosh darn, it's good to be right, man.
I mean, I hate to toot my own horn here, but I mean, you know, seriously, folks, I mean, I can't believe that I'm turning onto the damn business channels.
I'm looking at these jagoffs who are always wrong.
These idiots that are giving their advice on these business channels are always jag-offs that have interest in the market, whether they're somebody who runs some sort of portfolio for some fund or hedge or something.
And these imbeciles usually just say stocks out of their clogged up colon pipes just so that they can pump and dump their crap so they can sell off and move on to better positions or to pump their damn inflated hedges that are imbecilic to begin with, that have no type of basis for trade, no type of theoretical approach to the market.
But lo and behold, folks, if you listen to True Capitalist Radio, not only would you have known about this commodities boost, and it's going to continue to go, folks, I mean, I'm not joking.
You could sit here and play with your pecker shaft and go blow your cash on trying to get some porn family and sniffing cocaine off chicks' asses and paying $12 Mai Ties at the bars for these bimbos.
Or you could put your money in the appropriate places to be able to capitalize off of all the indicators that I have put forth throughout the True Capitalist Radio show to profit.
All right?
To profit.
And that's what it's all about, folks.
What did I say yesterday?
I mean, I hate to keep reiterating, but if you go back in the archive, I said that these types of atmospheric disturbances, especially that are unprecedented in areas that are rich in commodities, this is what's going to drive the cost up, not to mention the global demand from emerging markets, you milky liquors.
Good God, I hate to keep harping on the commodities market, folks, but I'm having a good time here.
I'm investing it.
I don't know about you, ass clowns.
I mean, I'm feeling so good today.
I started drinking.
I started sipping on the sauce at about 1 p.m. today because I just loving my positions in everything that I've got.
I mean, everything that I'm doing.
I'm taking risks.
I'm taking certain calculated chances, good calculated speculations, and I'm reaping the rewards, baby.
You know what I'm talking about?
I mean, look, I didn't, I'm not sipping on any of that rich stuff.
You know, I got some emails from some people stating that I seem a little pompous ass when I'm sipping on $400 bottles of scotch on a consistent basis, and I'm popping bottles of Moet and Crystal like it's no big deal, and puffing on cigars of Opus X and maybe a couple of Cubans.
Hey, look, pal, I'm sorry, okay?
I'm sorry.
So, in today's hump day, Ground Dog Hog Day edition, what I'm going to do is I am sipping on some old grandpa's old cough medicine, literally.
This is what Mexicans out here in South Texas call Wetas.
This is Miller High Life, folks.
I know that people are saying, why in the hell are you drinking that Kentucky fried chicken piss?
But it is a little bit reminiscent of my old time with my old man, my grandfather.
This was a man's beer.
This was a working man when America had work ethic and not a bunch of entitled written pieces of gluttonous garbage.
So I decided today, since I've prospered in many of my financial speculations, I'm going to go ahead and drink Miller High Life.
Wetas is what the Mexicans call this.
And the reason that they call it Wetas is because not only is it blonde, in its color, the lager beer.
Only is it blonde, but there was actually a white blonde bimbo, you know, sitting there advertising this on some of the bottles and on some of the some of the corporate artwork on the packaging, that sort of thing.
Well, now, folks, I don't know if it's because of Black History Month or what the hell's going on, but Wetas, I kid you not, I'm looking at the can right here.
Wetas has now got a black woman on the can, you know, obviously with some little tank top showing off her stomach.
You know, she looks like, you know, Venus Williams, but with some bad hair extensions, looking a little bit unbeweavable, if you understand what I'm talking about.
And, you know, I don't know about how you feel about it, but I actually called in a Mexican.
You know, down here in Texas, folks, we got a lot of Mexicans walking around out here.
And I'm not just talking about illegal immigrants that are actually providing productivity in the labor force in this country, but I'm also talking about those Lakote Vato Locos.
You know, the Vato Loco, you know, kind of, you know, orale Vato people, you know.
I've actually, you know, got one of them on the horn, and I want to get their opinion on the transition of Miller High Life going from Huetas to Negras.
Paco, are you there, sir, Paco?
Hey, Holes, let me break it down to all you putos like this, eh?
I used to drink Huetas all the time, hons.
You know, drinking on some of my porchons.
I used to sit there and smoke some bura and shit, hons.
You know, and then I used to crack open one of them Huetas ones, I just kick back, eh?
You know, that's how we do it out there in the barrio, hons.
Pinche culeros out here in Miller High Life.
What are they doing now?
They got a fucking negra?
Como que negra.
Como que piche negra aqui, hons.
What the fuck's going on, hons?
I don't know, Paco.
I mean, that's why we are here.
We're trying to give you your say.
I know that this is a little upsetting.
I'm a little taken back by it myself.
I mean, not that I'm trying to be a racist bastard here, but I'm also used to the typical Mexican linguistic terminology when it comes to this beer.
You know, I'm used to it being called huetas.
You know, huetas.
So I'm just as bamboozled about it as you are there, you know, Paco.
Or le, como que bamboozled, hons.
Como que pa, what are you talking about, eh?
You know, what are you talking about, holes?
I don't know what you're talking about, bamboozled.
You're talking too smart for me, holes.
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And you keep talking with all those big words, eh?
I'm going to take that as disrespect, holes.
And if you keep talking to me like that, I'm going to have to go out there to where you're at, holes, and I'm going to split your wig in half, eh?
Orle, I'll take my wet out there and shove it up your ass, hons.
Well, there's no need to get all huffy and puffy there, Paco, all right?
I mean, why don't you smile like you got a taco or something and kick back?
There's no reason to get all violent like some Vato loco in some Zoot suit or something or in some flannel with the top button or something, all right?
Calm your ass down.
Look, have a Weta, all right?
Or I don't like Huetas anymore, Holmes.
It's a nigga on the fucking, there's a nigga on the damn bottle, eh?
There's a nigga on the damn fucking can, holes.
Well, just calm down.
Here, let me put you on mute for a second.
All right, let me put you on mute for a second there, Paco.
You're getting a little out of hand.
I wanted you to provide some insight.
I wanted to see if you could say something about the transition from Miller High Life putting some blonde bimbo on their cans on their advertisements, on their packaging, and them transitioning to a black girl.
And now you're just hitting way out of hand.
You're acting as if I just took your burritos from you.
I really don't appreciate it.
Calm your ass down.
All right?
All right?
Take about 10 steps away from my freaking butt crack.
Calm your ass down.
I'm going to be honest with you.
You're beginning to scare me, Paco.
I don't like threats from Vato Locos.
All right?
I mean, I know you, Vato Locos, and you ain't got nothing to live for, you know?
I mean, one of the most ruthless prison gangs out there is the Mexican mafia.
And let me tell you, the Mexican mafia doesn't really care if they go to prison.
They have no, they don't care.
As a matter of fact, if you send them to prison, it's like they're having a damn field day.
I think it's a home to these guys.
So I know that you're probably related to that particular brand of individual there, Paco.
I'm going to put you off mute here in a second, but what I want you to do, all right?
What I want you to do is just calm your ass down.
All right, pretend you got yourself a bean and cheese taco.
I know you Mexicans love those.
Let me tell you.
I'm just kidding.
But seriously, I mean, bean and cheese tacos.
I don't know what it is with you Mexicans and then bean and cheese tacos, man.
I mean, that is a literal artery clogging, you know, colon-clogging crap hole.
And you idiots, you know, you buy them at like 59 cents a taco and think it's a great day in Mr. Rogers' neighborhood.
Anyway, that's a footnote.
Anyway, what I want to say is, Paco, please calm down.
We want your insight.
This is very important because we understand that Miller High Life is, you know, has a big demographic within the Mexican community, especially in its beer consumption.
And since I'm drinking it today, I've been drinking it since about 1 o'clock this afternoon.
What I want you to do is explain to me.
Explain to me exactly what you feel.
And I don't want to hear you talking about, you know, Vato Loco.
I don't want to hear you talking about Oda Lay.
I don't want to hear you talking about, you know, burrito.
I don't want to hear you talking about it.
I want to hear you tell me in regular English vernacular what you feel.
So let me go ahead and put this guy off mute here.
Go ahead.
Oral, hons.
I don't appreciate how you're treating me, hons.
You know what I'm talking about?
You're treating me like I'm fucking Rosa Parks or something, Holmes.
What the hell are you doing, eh?
Look, just calm down.
Fuck you, Holmes.
I'm not going to calm down, eh?
Oral, look, I am unhappy, Holmes.
Okay, let me break it down to you.
I'm unhappy about this Negra being on the Miller High Life can, hons.
I don't like it, eh?
I don't like it.
Oral, my old man, just like your old man was drinking that back in the day, hons, when they were old school, hons, when they used to wear the zoot suits, yitonos, holes.
You know what I'm talking about?
No, I don't know what you're talking about.
Well, that's because you're not Latinos, hons.
That's because you're not Chicano like me, but Odele.
I don't like this, holes.
I'm looking at the can right now, homes.
You know, when you asked me for this interview, hey, that's what I went to the corner store, hons.
I got a brown bag.
I got a brown bag, and I went to go get a tall boy, hons, and this is what I got, eh?
This is what I got, a negro on the can, holes.
I got a negra on my tall boy, homes.
I got a negra on my tall boy, eh?
What the fuck, homes?
Here, let me put you on mute again.
Good God.
I mean, look, I thought that, you know, bringing in Paco, you know, you know, calling this guy would somehow bring some sort of insight into other demographics interpretations on the Miller High Life packaging change.
But unfortunately, this has turned into, you know, Jerry Springer meets Larasa.
And I don't know if I want to continue doing that Larasa stuff.
So let me bring it down to you.
Paco, we're going to keep you on hold for a second.
I didn't really mean to make this little subject matter that intense.
All right?
I'm just saying that I was drinking a little bit of beer here.
As a matter of fact, cheers for everybody.
Cheers.
Let me tell you something.
That's some good beer.
Especially if you put it in a glass.
I know that if you drink it out of the can or something, it tastes like Kentucky Fried Chicken Piss.
But if you let those hops air out of there and put it in a nice glass, I actually got one of these bodom glasses.
Now that I've been making money on all these speculations, we're going to talk a little bit more about that here in a little bit.
But ever since I've been making all this money, man, I've been trying to buy the best things in life.
And one of the things that I found that was very eclectic was hand-blown glasses.
And I know that sounds a little sexually persuasive, but these are actually handmade, handmade glasses that actually keep the coldness in the glass.
I mean, you know, I can sit here and have this glass sit there with whatever beverage, and this damn thing will stay cold.
And let me tell you, now that I'm putting in these huettas, or I should say negras, negras, I can't say it.
I'm sorry, I can't roll my R like the Mexicans.
There's Negras.
It just tastes better, you know?
I mean, I feel, you know, when I taste this newly packaged Miller High Life, I kind of taste a little bit of Blackberry.
Let me taste this one more time.
Hello, a little bit of Blackberry.
It kind of tastes a little bit like Colt 45, baby.
It tastes a little like Colt 45.
Ain't that right, Billy D?
That's right, baby.
Anyway, that's enough.
I know, I know.
I'm sure Blog Talk Radio is really not appreciating this, and I'm sure they're probably going to hear from them on my email.
I'm sorry, you know, it's Black History Month.
You know, I'm just trying to put emphasis on the fact that here on the True Capitalist Radio Show, we're culturally diverse.
You know, we understand that not only is the America that we live in a melting pot, but the world is a melting pot.
Anyway, cheers to everybody out there listening.
We're going to move on to another subject matter here.
Now, we were looking over the commodities markets.
I was telling you a little bit of the prices of the increases of some of these major commodities.
And like I said yesterday, folks, this atmospheric disturbance in America and throughout the international community is definitely having its effect on commodities.
Just as I said, look at wheat up 3.26%.
And you take a look at oat futures.
I mean, they're up 4%.
I mean, these are just great increases.
Natural gas, up 2%.
Gas oil futures, up 1.38%.
Now, what I want to talk about right now when it comes to commodities is I want to talk a little bit about crude oil.
And the reason that I want to talk a little bit about crude oil is because I am speculating, and I know I speculated this here in the earlier broadcast of the True Capitalist Radio show, that we would see over $100 a barrel by summer.
But just like I've said about business, folks, business, it's spontaneous.
There's a lot of factors that can come about that are unknown factors that acts of God, so to speak.
Anyway, this particular Egyptian rioting, this revolution or so-called uprising, whatever you want to call this thing, it's having mass repercussions.
Just as I alluded to yesterday, that oil could legitimately go up in rapid value if not only this Egyptian situation falls out into a bad situation, putting the authority into some sort of Islamic fundamentalist group or faction, but it's also, it also has serious implications if it spreads throughout the Middle East.
And like I alluded to yesterday, that's exactly what it's doing in Yemen.
In Yemen, they're rising up.
They want the leader that's been there for 30 years, you know, a similar Mubarak situation.
They want him out.
All right.
They want the king of Dullah, who has inherited this particular throne that he has in Jordan.
They want him out.
And, you know, I guess everybody's playing follow the leader when it comes to this particular riot situation because Mubarak came out yesterday and said, I am going to not run for re-election, but I will fulfill my term, so everybody should be happy.
I am firing everybody.
Everybody's gone.
Everybody.
Well, that's exactly what they did in Yemen.
You know, the Yemen leader fired his whole cabinet, his whole government.
The same thing happened in Jordan.
The King Abdullah fired his whole cabinet in hopes of pacifying the uprising.
But folks, I think that this is serious implications here.
I mean, I think this is very serious because, first of all, if something happens to Egypt, there's a major canal in Egypt that basically is a supply route for the international community in exporting crude oil from the Middle Eastern countries.
So if anything happens to that particular route, if it's taken over, if I don't know, if transportation within that canal would be somehow stopped, we would see a doubling.
You know, we wouldn't just see $100 a barrel.
I think that we could see $150, $170 a barrel if that happens.
Moreover, if this destabilization and uprising continues to go out throughout the Middle East, and let me tell you, the individuals that are agitating this particular uprising throughout the Middle East are these Islamic fundamentalists who the end goal is to overthrow the House of Saad.
And as much as I hate the House of Saad, as much as I hate the damn bureaucratic royal families of the Middle East, as much as I hate Mubarak, I am a capitalist and I am one for civility and I'm one for social order.
And I'm not one to just allow chaos to randomly go in its own direction.
And let me explain what's happening now in Egypt.
The Egyptians have been rioting for nine days.
They've been turning all their shopkeeps and all the distribution centers for goods and services.
They've been burning these places.
They've been burning them.
They've been looting them.
They've been rioting them.
Just completely destructing their infrastructure.
They're just destroying the infrastructure and the whole way of life in Egypt, basically throwing them back at least 25, 30 years.
And the people that are not necessarily for Mubarak, but they're for order.
They're tired of chaos.
They came out today.
They actually came out today and threw Molotov cocktails and shot guns into the audiences of the anti-Mubarak movements.
I don't know if you've been keeping up with the news, folks.
It's been a very scary situation happening in Egypt.
And now we're seeing the people turn on each other.
Mubarak supporters or so-called Mubarak supporters are coming in and attempting to disrupt whatever chaos the rebels are trying to ensue here.
And let me tell you, this does not spell well.
This does not spell well for all the stuff that has happened.
Now, if you take a look back in 2009, December 2009, in the archive in the True Capitalist Radio website at blogtalkradio.com, I was talking a lot about the Iranian revolution that was happening at that time.
I was saying that the United States should do something in aiding the revolution and the uprising that was happening in Iran so that we could implement at least some sort of desecration of the first Islamic state or the first prevalent Islamic state because that's what Iran is.
Iran is based upon an Islamic state.
It is ran purely based upon the laws of the Quran.
And even though it's extremist, even though there's ayatollahs telling people how to live and setting moral authority, even though they're in complete contradiction of it, even though they're completely lying to the people, the people know it, we just allowed, the United States and other people in the international community just allowed those Iranian protesters just to get mowed down like dogs.
I was in personal contact with a lot of people that were within the resistance, the Iranian resistance, and I was corresponding with them through email.
And unfortunately, the correspondence got broke.
I feel that they may have gotten busted.
They may have gotten taken to jail.
And the reason is, folks, is because the Iranians just cracked down like ruthless, disgusting, despicable, anti-humanist scum.
And because of our lack of intervention, and I don't necessarily say that we should have sent troops in Iran.
We should have just aided in some clandestine fashion the Iranian resistance in 2009 because I think that our lack of any kind of intervention, and if not intervention, at least aiding of the opposition faction in Iran was the precursor of what we're seeing throughout the Middle East.
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And I think that at this point in time, Iran, the Iranian theocratic infrastructure, can utilize this destabilization to not only legitimize its power, but to legitimize its permanence in the region.
And you take all these factors into consideration, folks, I just see nothing but bad news.
Or I don't know if you're an investor like myself and if you're a capitalist like myself, I see good news in profits, but I see bad news when it comes to economics as a whole.
We have to take into consideration that in America, we aren't in the best economic situation, even though people are out here, they're spending their money, retail sales are up.
But remember, we're looking at quarters that compose the holiday season.
This is why we're seeing such good earnings.
This is why I'm telling all you folks that are so bullish on stocks.
I mean, I'm bullish when it comes to day trading stocks.
If you're a day trader, if you're one of these individuals that are looking for liquidity, I think that this volatility and the helter-skelter Jekyll and Hyde reactionary type of environment that's in today's marketplace is a perfect opportunity to gain liquidity through day trading or trading futures, trading commodities.
I mean, big time.
And that's exactly what I'm doing, and I think that's what you should be doing too.
Because let me tell you, folks, there are so many factors that are against the American worker and the American person at this point in time.
And people need to take notice of it.
And we need to realize that it's not necessarily about how much you make anymore.
You know, the devaluing of the American dollar continues.
It just continues to just deplete.
And our American government continues to debase our currency.
The value, the spending value of our dollar is just completely going kaput.
Meanwhile, we have inflation.
I'm talking about hyperinflation in the commodities markets, folks.
I know that you think that food prices are high now.
You just continue to wait.
You wait till the aftermath of all the crops that have been destroyed because of this particular Arctic blast or winter atmospheric disturbance, whatever you want to call this that's going on in America today.
You just wait here in about three, four weeks.
You just wait to see just the absolute inflating of the prices because of all the damage and the demand that's in the international community.
So you take into consideration that, you take into consideration the destabilization in the international community, specifically in the Middle East.
You take that into consideration.
Everything is going up, folks.
Everything is going up.
The value of our dollar is going down.
I mean, it's a scary situation.
I said it yesterday.
I'm going to say it again.
I think this is the indicators.
And I wasn't going to say this throughout my show.
I know that people were trying to email me up and say that I was not calling it correctly.
But to call stagflation, you have to understand these different markets going in opposite directions.
Specifically, our buying power of our dollar depleting.
And you take into consideration commodities are going to go up, folks.
They're going up based on demand.
They're going up now because they're going to be less commodities because of this atmospheric disturbance that's destroying all these crops out here.
And you take also into consideration that there's 10% unemployment.
You take into consideration that everybody's moving their positions into equities.
And the reason they're moving their positions into equities is because, hey, yeah, corporate America, they're making a lot of money.
There's a lot of profits.
But the reason there's a lot of profits is because they've been chopping it up.
They've been chopping up their companies.
They've been laying off people.
And the people that are working, they're so worried that their jobs are going to be axed the next time that they're working overdrive.
They're working in warped speed.
And productivity is up because they've cut their bottom line down.
Profits are up.
And yet they're not going to invest those profits into any more American investment because currently we don't have an economic environment conducive to do so.
Even if one was able to invest in this country here, I know that the Obama administration, and I know he said it in the State of the Union speech, I know that Timmy the elf Geithner also said this in an overseas meeting with the Chinese that they were going to cut corporate taxes, which is great.
Okay, great.
We cut corporate taxes.
But what does that mean exactly?
All right, because the corpor corporations are profiting, folks.
I'm profiting on the fact that corporations are profiting.
My corporation is profiting.
But what I don't like is the fact that I'm going to have to leave America.
This is why I'm encouraging folks to seek out international foreign markets because what you're seeing out here in the international community could easily happen here in America.
And the reason it could happen is because our fiscal situation as a country is in the position to do so.
And in two years, once these Bush tax cuts reset and they start incrementally cutting entitlements and they start reworking the Social Security system, they start reworking Medicaid, Medicare, they start firing federal employees,
they start cutting pensions, they start doing all these things, and then they're going to have to raise taxes also, folks, because we're in such bad disarray, where they're going to have to start raising taxes and the Federal Reserve to stop stagflation that I feel is starting to happen, right?
At least the indicators of it are starting to happen.
The Federal Reserve is going to have to up interest rates at least 20%.
All this cush little refinancing dreamland that we've been living in and refinancing homes for 4%, 3% and change percent, it's going to be over.
And all these factors are just scary implications.
So that's why I'm saying investors, capitalists out there, heed the call.
You need to stack your chips and you need to not only stack your chips, but be able to put them in a variety of different areas so that you can be secure enough to survive not only the inflation so that you could be able to maintain your sustenance, but the stagflation that is going to prohibit you from growth.
And it's a scary situation, man.
I'm telling you, that's why as a capitalist, you can't just worry about, oh, I got a business.
I got a restaurant.
And my restaurant is going to keep me going.
Yay.
Are you kidding me?
If you're out here in one of these areas in America that's snowed in and it looks like it's going to be snowed in for a while, your restaurant ain't selling dick.
All right.
And then by the time that all the snow thaws out and the electricity comes back on, you're going to have to reorder your whole damn food products.
You understand?
You're going to have to do all kinds of new business investments because you've been closed for such a long period of time.
I'm telling you, folks, you have to diversify where you put your money.
This is a scary America.
It's scary in a lot of reasons.
It's scary politically, socially, and most definitely, economic.
Anyway, I want to hear from you.
646-652-4869 is the number to call.
I want to take some calls here.
I want to hear from you.
All right.
What do you think?
I'm bullish on crude oil, not to mention I have been bullish for all you folks that are avid listeners of the True Capitalist Radio Show.
I've been bullish on commodities.
And if you've listened to me, you've made some serious money.
If you were listening to me in the summer and you listened to what I said and told when I told you you needed to invest right now, that the summertime was the ample opportunity to invest.
Even if you just threw darts at stocks on the wall, you would have made cash.
You understand what I'm saying, folks?
I mean, that's the way it is, True Capitalist Radio Show.
646-652-4869.
404, you're on the air.
Hey, Ghost.
How's it going, man?
What's going on?
Hey, I just want to say congrats on the new three-hour show and everything.
I'm glad you're glad you decided to go through with it.
I can't get enough of you, man.
Hey, thanks, man.
Yes, seriously.
The reason I decided to go through with it is because I'm in this office.
I'm leasing it out.
I'm here most of the day.
I've got the time.
And not to mention, I do a lot of work, get a lot of work done here, and it's a good way to let off steam when you're worried about all kinds of positions and all kinds of crap in the markets here.
Nice, man.
Well, hey, I was one of the things I know, I'm myself, I'm also looking at crude oil as far as getting invested in some of that myself.
The one thing I've never really done anything as far as getting into the commodities and stuff, I've done a lot of the stocks and everything.
I imagine I would be able to find being able to trade that stuff available on any type of, well, not any type, but on some of the online brokerage.
Well, I'm glad you asked that question.
Actually, you're going to need a specific broker that deals in futures, commodities, futures.
And the commodities futures market is way different than the stock market because these are products that are degradable.
They only have a finite existence.
These little, you're not necessarily buying stocks.
You're buying contracts to buy crude or to buy cattle or to buy whole wheat.
And you, as an investor, what you want to do is be able to buy the contract from somebody else at the going rate of that day's trading and be able to hold on to it.
Usually it's about two weeks, I believe, is the most.
They could be a little longer depending on the contract, but you can hold on to it for as long as the contract is valid.
But if you trade it before the, or if you trade it, or if you don't trade it, let's put it that way.
Let's say you don't trade it and hold on to it.
Well, you as the investor are now responsible for where those goods are delivered because you're actually trading goods.
I mean, that's an actual futures contract for wheat or cotton or sugar, that sort of thing.
And how you make money is on these spikes.
Like if you would have listened yesterday, I said that right now these atmospheric disturbances in America are going to heed well in profits for the raising of prices of certain commodities.
They're going to be damaged in these regions.
And I was saying some of these commodities prices, you look at coca futures, they're up 39 points.
You look at wheat futures, they're up 28.75 points.
You look at oat futures, they're up 16 points.
I mean, that's 4% move in one day.
And if you have a contract and you happen to be holding on to it for that period of time, it's up to you as an investor and a speculator how long you're going to hold on to it and how much money you're going to make.
Very nice.
Very nice.
Okay, cool.
I appreciate that.
And I just want to say, you know, hey, happy Black History Month.
You know, I'm going to have a menthol cigarette in Colt 45.
All right.
Well, hey, I'm going to do the same damn thing, man.
I appreciate it.
All right.
Take it easy, man.
All right.
Take it easy.
And I hope that you understand the commodities futures trading, folks, because it is a tricky market.
Just like any financial instrument, it has its risks, because you could over-speculate.
You could think that demand is going to be there when it ain't there.
And you're there with the contract.
And if you hold on to it for too long, you're going to have to actually make arrangements for these damn barrels of cotton or however they sell all this crap.
You don't want to see how it's delivered.
It's not a pretty sight.
It's more money than it's worth.
And plus, you're not a farmer anyway.
Unless you're a farmer and you want some cattle or you want some soybean or you want some sugar or you want big large quantities of this stuff, well, then maybe you can make some arrangements and hold on to it.
But remember, these things have a lifespan, you know?
So anyway, 646-652-4869.
I'm seeing people in the chat room.
They're saying they're spreading the word about the true capitalist radio show.
Excuse me.
I want to thank those folks that are spreading the word.
Once again, folks, blogtalkradio.com slash ghost is the official website.
Spread that around like wildfire.
At the same time, go to that website underneath the player.
There's an option that says put this player on your website or on your webpage.
Well, if you go ahead and cut and paste that, wherever you post that little player, wherever you post it, you're actually simulcasting the broadcast.
It's actually live with the broadcast.
So right now, if you posted this on your Facebook, whoever's looking at your Facebook is going to hear this show live, so on and so forth.
So you can spread the word in that fashion.
At the same time, follow me on Twitter.
Ghost Politics is the name to follow.
I know that I still have the politics connotation with that name, but inevitably, folks, I'm not political anymore.
It's just about capitalists.
It's just about making money, and that's just all there is to it, man.
Anyway, cheers.
I'm going to sip some more of this beer here.
I'll tell you, taste a little bit of that blackberry in there.
I don't know what's going on.
Anyway, 646-652-4869-000, you're on the air.
Hey, Ghost, what up?
Howard Stern Capitalism Talk00:06:04
Can you hear me?
Yeah, what's going on, man?
I have a question for you.
Would you suck?
How much dick?
Yeah, Jesus Christ.
Get him off.
You see, you know, Howard Stern, once again, you know, why don't you tell Howard Stern to back the hell up off me?
All right?
Do you understand?
I mean, you know, me and Stern, we have nothing in common, you moron.
All right?
This is an asshole who's been on the damn radio for 30 years throwing salamis at some 30 bimbo pornostar's ass, and you got a bunch of horny-toed little fruit balls playing with their little pink willies listening to it.
You know, I mean, you know what I'm doing?
I'm spreading capitalism, man.
I'm spreading ways to profit.
All right?
I'm out here teaching people how to make some cash out here.
I'm not some little stupid carrot-waxing jerk ass.
I'm sure you're waxing your goddamn carrot shiny as hell listening to Stern with those stupid damn pornographic bimbos with the damn saloid tits or whatever the hell they got.
Give me a break.
646-652-4869-850.
You're on the air.
Yeah, would you suck Howard Stern's cock?
Yeah, see, here we go again.
Here we go again.
Do you hear this crap?
This is Howard Stern up in here.
Howard Stern?
Let me tell you something about Howard Stern, okay, all you kids out here that think this guy's such a cool guy.
He's getting taken to the cleaners, all right?
I mean, do you see that, you know, this blonde bimbo that is with this, you know, little skank that's out here trying to make herself look so beautiful, like, oh, yeah, I'm the squeeze that Howard Stern weighs every day.
Yeah, he's not laying you every day, you stupid bimbo.
All right, the guy's close to 60 years old.
All right, I know as well as any man that age knows that he ain't hitting that every single day.
All right, even if he's got Viagra, all right, the the the guy is probably getting rationed out the poontang, and yet he's buying this bimbo probably, you know, $3,000 purses.
You know?
I mean, this is what I'm talking about when it comes to, you know, people looking towards individuals to look up to, like role models.
All right.
I mean, why would anybody look up to some idiot like this?
Okay, yes, so what?
He throws, you know, hot dogs at pornostars' asses.
Big deal, you know?
Big freaking deal.
As a matter of fact, let me get Paco's opinion about that.
Paco, do you know what Howard Stern is, Paco?
Here and put him on there.
Yeah, Holmes, I know who Howard Stern is, eh?
I hate that puta, hons.
He's got that negra, hons.
He's got that negra with the Robin Kweef?
Hons, what the hell's her name?
Robin Kweef?
That's stupid puta?
Yeah, he got that negra with him, hons.
She looks just like this negra on the on the Miller High Life, holes, on the Miller High Life beer can, eh?
Pinche, Negra, pinche.
All right, that's enough.
Let me go ahead and take him off.
All right.
Let me go ahead and take him off.
Anyway, for you folks that are just tuning in with me, I'm drinking some Miller High Life beer here.
And the reason I'm drinking Miller High Life beer is because I'm, you know, kicking back, unwinding after capitalizing today off of the commodities markets and the stock markets.
But the reason I got Miller High Life is because, you know, this reminds me of my old man, Grandpa, you know, grandpa's old cough medicine.
And I was telling people on the air that they call these in the Mexican parts of Texas, they call these Miller High Life's Wetas, because not only does it look blonde as far as the colorization of the beer, but because there was actually some white blonde bimbo on most of the packaging, whether it was the cans or the bottles, whatever.
Well, I had Paco call in, you know, attempting to give his particular opinion because there's no longer a white blonde bimbo on the cans.
I don't know if this is commemoration of a Black History Month, but there's actually a black woman.
I mean, straight up, she looks built like, you know, Serena Williams.
You know, and let me tell you, the hair they got on this poor black woman, I mean, good God, it looks like they just threw a mop on this bitch's head and made it unbeweavable.
Do you understand what I'm talking about?
She's wearing some pink tank top, you know, showing, she's got a pretty skinny stomach, you know, which is pretty good.
You know, at least she's not, you know, sticking with the traditional urban diet.
She's wearing some black Daisy Dukes, and she's got one leg sticking up in the air as if she's got, you know, something between her legs or something.
But anyway, I called Paco and I asked him, well, actually, he called me and I put him on the air in hopes of getting some opinion.
Unfortunately, he turned into some sort of Vato Loco, Cholo Vato, whatever.
And we decided just to kind of keep him on mute because we don't need that type of crap.
This true capitalist radio, for Christ's sake, we're not out here trying to, you know, I don't know, convey ourselves to the barrio demographic.
I mean, what the hell are you talking about?
Here, let me take a sip of this beer here.
It does taste a little more like Colt 45.
I mean, I'm just saying.
I'm just saying.
It does taste a little more like Colt 45.
I'm just saying.
Anyway, 646-652-4869.
We were talking about a lot of things, commodities, that sort of thing.
Middle East Crisis Updates00:05:39
I am bullish on crude oil.
Let me tell you something.
All the capitalists out there better heed the call and start trading that crude oil because I'm telling you, as the days go by, as the civil unrest spreads from Egypt into Jordan, into Yemen, the whole nine yards, it's going to go up.
And Guardian One just said the grain belt also.
And I just mentioned that earlier in the program there, Guardian, that grain is going up the roof also.
I mean, oats went up 4%.
Wheats up 3.26%.
I mean, there's some great, great gains that are going to be made here because of this atmospheric disturbance here in America.
So, you know, be on the lookout for that.
But I am definitely bullish on crude oil.
I think at any point we could see $10, $12, $13 jumps on crude oil at any given time.
I mean, there's just too much going against not just the potential, the jeopardizing of the production of it, but also the jeopardizing of the transportation of it.
I know that OPEC has made a claim that if prices go too high, that they're going to up production.
But so what?
I mean, so what if they up production?
I mean, this is a serious situation that's taking place in the Middle East.
Do you think that these monarchs, these monarchs that were basically put forth by Lawrence of Arabia?
All right.
And I know that you folks maybe need a history lesson and whatnot, but there is no such precedent of any kind of royalty, monarchism, feudalism in the Arab history.
There's no such thing.
It only came about after World War I at the fall of the Ottoman Empire when the English and all the participants of World War I agreed to the Treaty of Versailles and decided to cut up the Middle East like a damn cake and give it to the tribal leaders that helped Lawrence of Arabia infiltrate the Ottoman Empire from within.
So this is where all this hate from the people is coming from.
They don't believe that these people that are in power today in the Middle Eastern countries that are monarchs, they don't feel that they're valid.
And unfortunately, this is going to jeopardize crude, and it's going to jeopardize the oil markets.
And scarcity could come about at any point in time.
So you're damn right I'm bullish on crude oil.
And if anybody who's out there that disagrees with me, you know, give me a damn call.
646-652-4869.
If you disagree with me, you're a damn milky liquor.
You know?
I mean, seriously, if you disagree with me, you're a milky-licking piece of nipple clamp-loving garbage.
646-652-4869.
We're going to take some more callers here.
Let me see.
Who do we got here?
450, you're on the air.
Ghost, will you use nipple clamps on me?
I'd love to sleep with you.
Will you have my baby?
I hear your mom in the background out there.
Why don't you get that whore on the phone?
I'd rather sleep with you, ghosts.
I hear your mom or your dad here.
Why don't you put your dad on the phone?
I want to tell him what type of fruity ass crap popped out of his nutsack.
Put that bastard on.
Talk to me, dirty goats.
Be rough.
You stupid trailer park sounding asshole.
Get him off!
I mean, you see what I'm saying?
And you say I'm a, you see, this is why you can't say I'm racist, because you see, did you hear that cracker ass cracker that called up?
You know, I mean, this is obviously some, you know, Dropout, cheese whiz guzzling, single-wide trailer-living, hee-haw watching uh cracker-ass trailer park idiot, you know, that's sitting here on the internet, probably got it donated to him by the Goodwill or some crap because they felt sorry for him because he's PO in America.
He's part of the PO in America.
And what is he doing with it?
Instead of, you know, enhancing his mental perception and instead of going out and trying to learn something, no, he's calling me up acting like some Woody Allen butt-loving fruit bowl.
Unbelievable.
Let me crack open one of these Negras.
There we go.
Go ahead and fill this glass up here, boy.
Whoo, yeah.
Anyway, that got no lows, too.
I mean, you know, give me a break.
You could tell that kid was about, you know, 15 years old.
You know, he's staying home.
He's probably a little cold.
You can hear his whole family in the background, you know, watching Hee-Haw or something, you know, waiting for Keddy Chesney to come out or some crap.
I mean, give me a break.
You know, probably whacking off to a naked picture of Tim McGraw's asshole, the whole crap.
All right?
Give me a damn break.
646-652-4869 is the number to call here.
Like I said, folks, I'm bullish on crude oil.
You understand?
I don't think that this turmoil is going to stop.
I mean, it's just, it's not going to stop.
Especially, you've got these damn Islamic fundamentalist agitators who like to just sit out and throw fuel on the fire just to bolster their egos.
Global Turmoil and Oil00:06:56
They're going to go out here and cause even more ruckus.
And look at what they're doing.
I mean, look at Yemen.
Look at Jordan.
Tunisia.
I mean, it's spreading, folks.
It's going out throughout everywhere.
And if it jeopardizes Saudi Arabia, folks, you can guarantee that we're going to see $200, $300 a barrel of oil.
Maybe more.
I mean, I'm not joking.
All right?
Now, I'm not saying that's going to happen.
I'm not saying that, you know, it's just going to have a complete domino effect.
But whatever effect it has, it's having an effect now.
And not to mention that I don't see a remedy to this anytime soon.
I mean, not even the military knows what to do.
You know, these government officials, these bureaucrats, these heads of state, these assholes that have been in power for 30 years, they don't even know what to do.
You know, they're just doing what every other attempted deposed leader is trying to do.
They're just saying, I will step down, I will fulfill my term, and then I will not run for re-election.
but I will fulfill my term and I will not run for re-election.
I don't even know what to do.
I mean, they're caught with their pricks in the damn grinder.
They don't know what in the hell to do.
And let alone the people.
The people don't even know what to do.
I mean, look at them.
You know, they want change.
They want to make more money.
They want this and that.
And yet they're looting all the businesses that provide them goods and services and jobs.
It makes perfect sense, doesn't it?
Oh, yeah, that makes great sense, Egyptians.
Walk like an Egyptian.
Give me a break.
It's making me, it makes me ill, man.
I cannot believe that this is the way society is turning out.
It's not just happening in Egypt, folks.
I mean, this is a global phenomenon.
I mean, just people are just pissed off.
They're just pissed off.
And I don't get it.
Why are people so pissed off?
Why are people so upset?
You idiots should be lucky that you're living, that you're living, period.
You should be happy that you're able to go to a store and be able to pick out the food that you want to eat that night instead of going out there and hunting in the middle of the darkness and then dragging your hunt back and maybe getting, you know, hunted yourself by other little areas or, You could just appreciate the fact that we live in civility.
How about that?
How about you appreciate the fact that we live in civility out here, man?
I mean, look, I understand the people of Egypt, you want to get some, you know, a deposed dictator out of there.
You want him out.
I get it.
But why don't you go get him?
How about that?
Why don't you go get Mubarak?
All right?
Throw him on TV, just like you do, you know, or just like the terrorists do, and put them on TV and tell them.
And tell them, I want you to tell the people that you don't know what the longer to be a tie.
But they're not doing that, man.
They're just wrecking everything up.
You know, they're just wrecking everything, man.
Come on, man.
And now you've got a potential, you know, civil unrest happening amongst each other.
I mean, today, like I said, in Cairo, shots fired.
You know, you've got Mubarak supporters that are actually clashing with these Islamic fundamentalists that are attempting to cause civil unrest in the country out here.
You know, you had Molotov cocktails.
I mean, complete, utter, you know, just humanity disgrace.
And I just don't understand.
You know?
I just don't understand what's going on here, man.
I mean, look, if you want a revolution, all right?
You say, man, you want all that crap.
Why don't you go out there and get Mubarak, man?
But no, you're just causing havoc, man.
I just see it.
It makes me sick, man.
It makes me want to throw up.
As a matter of fact, I want to throw up...
Be happy that we live in civility.
You know, in America today, especially American people, I mean, there's nothing that I hate worse in the world than some American, ungrateful piece of unproductive crap.
Oh, my God.
Are you kidding me?
I mean, somebody who's collecting all kinds of money on entitlements, I mean, 99 weeks on unemployment.
You know, they're pretending to fall back on these pseudo-scientific psychological disorders like bipolar or depression.
Are you kidding me?
I mean, doesn't that make you sick, folks, that all you got to do to get a damn entitlement from the government is saying, oh, I'm depressed.
I don't feel good about myself.
I've got bipolar disorder.
You know, sometimes I, you know, get a little mad.
Sometimes I get really sad.
Sometimes I get really happy.
I can't work.
I can't work.
So I need disability.
I just shut your stupid mouth.
Give me a break.
There's nothing I hate worse in the world than these damn American people that are bitching out here in this country.
Are you kidding me?
There's people out in Africa right now, skeletons, walking skeletons.
And yet these people are out here pissing and moaning.
You know what I'm talking about?
Jesus Christ.
You know?
I ain't got enough, baby.
I ain't got enough.
You know what makes me sick also, folks, is I actually get in confrontations.
This is why I just sit here in the office and I just sit here in the office and just do business.
You know?
I actually will go out in the field, though, in some of these brick-mortar businesses that I have here in Texas.
And speaking of which, we were having rolling blackouts out here in Texas because it's so goddamn cold out here.
It's colder than a witch's twat.
But inevitably, I just, you know, on the weekends, I go out.
I mean, I know I'm going off on a tirade here, but I go out, I go to these businesses, and I'll get into it with some of these assholes that come in and just, I mean, I can't believe what some of my employees have to put up with.
Business Confrontations in Texas00:07:54
I mean, the type of riffraft that comes into my store, I just can't, or my stores, period.
I mean, I just can't believe this crap, you know.
I mean, I know I've said this time and time again, but I'm telling you, it bears repeating, man.
It bears repeating.
I hear this goddamn story time and time again.
I'll be in the shop, right?
And, you know, this fat jelly ass bimbo will waddle in with five kids coming out of her ash crack, trailing her.
You know, she waddles her fat ass in there.
She'll get a product that costs 10 bucks.
All right?
Ten bucks.
She goes up to the counter and says, man, I only got $4, baby.
I only got $4.
Here, you take $4.
I get this.
I'll get this right here.
How about that?
And, you know, you look at these people like, you know, they just, you know, ask you to light farts or something.
You look at them cross-eyed, and you got to tell them, no, ma'am, it says $10 retail price.
All right.
You've got to pay the $10, you stupid, pathetic waste of human life.
You've got to pay the $10.
And you know what they say?
And look at the people in the chat room know.
You know what they say.
My kids.
Yeah, my kids, sir.
My kids.
And then I'm looking at these brats.
I'm looking at them.
They got snot coming out of their nose.
You know what I'm talking about?
They got frayed out jeans.
They got holes on their shirts.
You know what I'm talking about?
I can smell that they don't really wipe very well.
You know what I'm talking about?
You can smell that they don't really wipe their, you know, you can smell it.
You know, it smells like dirty dingleberry.
You know, every time the kids just kind of waddling around playing, jumping up and down.
It's what it smells like.
It's disgusting.
You know, and I'm like, no, you have to pay the $10, ma'am.
You have to pay it.
But, sir, you're not understanding my kids.
You're not understanding my kids, baby.
My kids.
And I'm like, ma'am, please stop.
My kids.
You're not understanding my kids.
And, you know, what am I supposed to do?
You know, I do what any civil capitalist does.
And I say, look, ma'am, you're either going to have to pay for the merchandise or get out of here.
I'm going to call the police.
Right?
Once you start doing that, oh, man, you know, oh, well, fuck you, damn man.
I'd screw this man.
I'm going to tell my whole family to never come back here, baby.
I ain't doing it.
And then they start throwing crap around, you know, complete disregard for authority.
You know, I mean, you know, I have to, you know, get some of these employees to physically remove these people away from the premises for Christ's sake.
Then they're kicking crap outside.
They're kicking the door.
You know, they're kicking other customers' cars.
I mean, you know, this is what I'm talking about, folks.
I mean, what's happening in Egypt is not so far off what's happening here in America.
And that's why I'm sick.
I am so sick of hearing American people pissing and moaning.
I'm sick of it.
I'm sick.
I'm sick.
I'm freaking shark.
I mean, don't don't you idiots understand that we in America have a freaking dollar menu on every goddamn corner in America today?
A dollar menu!
You know that you can go to Taco Bell and get yourself, you know, 35 cent tacos, you moron.
And look, I know that assholes are like, well, that's not real meat, ghost.
I don't know.
I heard it wasn't real meat.
Who cares what it is, you idiot?
You're hungry, right?
Huh?
I mean, that's just like me going up and, you know, going to Africa, right?
And having a truckload full of, you know, Taco Bell tacos in the back.
And then when all the villages smelling that meat and they're smelling that food, me saying, oh, well, I can't give you these tacos because they're not real meat and they're not really healthy.
And, you know, liberal people, they care more about your health.
They care about your health more than we were.
We're just not going to feed you this.
Sorry.
I mean, that's how stupid people are, man.
I mean, that's just so freaking stupid, man.
And look, I'm not trying to make it a conservative liberal thing, but, you know, these liberals make me sick.
You know, when you tell these liberals that if you go to any impoverished area in the country in America today, that idiots are waddling their fat asses.
These are fat, obese people in the so-called impoverished parts of America, waddling their fat asses up and down the street, and they're still trying to sell me that these people are Poe in America.
They're still trying to make me believe that, you know, poor people get fat, and I'm supposed to give two rats' asses about the Poe in America.
Good God.
Anyway, we're nine minutes into the second hour of the True Capitalist Radio Show.
I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
Once again, folks, add to your favorites or to your bookmarks, blogtalkradio.com/slash ghost.
That's blogtalkradio.com/slash ghost.
It's the official website of the True Capitalist Radio Show.
And follow me on Twitter.
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All right?
I want to thank everybody for being in here and chilling with me on this hump day Groundhog Day edition of the True Capitalist Radio Show.
All right?
So anyway, 646-652-4869 is the number to call.
Somebody, whoever did this little Taco Bell message in my chat room, that is funny.
Anyway, for all those that are in the podcast listening in, somebody came in with the name Taco Bell and has said, Taco Bell has not given you permission to discuss our meat.
Come to Taco Bell where we want to put our meat in your mouth.
Oh, no, that got some lulz.
All right, yeah, that got some pretty good lulz there.
All right.
You see, where's originality like that?
Hey, Taco Bell, why don't you give me a call and give me a prank?
All right.
I mean, you know, you got these kids calling up, you know, doing these stupid Howard Stern Howard.
I mean, they're doing this cry.
Why don't you call up and say some kind of joke like that?
That would have been funny.
That would have been hilarious.
Anyway, 646-652-4869 is the number to call.
We're going to take some calls here.
302, you there?
Yeah, Howard Stern wants to put his meat in your mouth.
Yeah, Howard Stern, you can go eat his dick up till you hiccup, you fruity bastard.
All right, 251, you there?
Yeah, what's going on, Dev?
What's going on, man?
Hey, man, is there any chance you making a puffing on the Magic Dragon font, too?
What's that?
Is any chance of you making a puffing on the Magic Dragon font, too?
Puffing on the Magic Dragon part two.
You know, I'm glad you said that.
I know that there are some fans that have been listening to me for a long time and they remember the infamous marijuana episode, you know, where I actually experimented with tetrahydrocannabinol because at the time they were trying to pass it as you know, they were trying to legalize it actually out there in California.
And I was actually subjecting myself as a guinea pig to expose myself to marijuana in hopes of prohibiting kids and individuals that are out there listening in, you know, prohibit them from using this particular drug.
Cannabis Medicinal Uses Debate00:02:13
But, you know, now that I'm thinking twice about it and, you know, that, you know, I've been doing my own research and been seeing that there are a lot of medicinal uses, a lot of medicinal uses for tetrahydrocannabinol or reefer.
And, you know, I would like to try it again there, sir.
I mean, I have to admit, I really would like to try it again.
The only thing is, is that, you know, the place I used to live at, I used to have a black kid across the street who used to actually deal this kind of crap.
And, you know, I'm not within close proximity of that black kid anymore.
So I don't necessarily want to take that far of a trip out to Leander to go ahead and score the crap.
So I don't know.
Anyway, anyway, we'll see.
We'll talk about it.
All right.
We'll talk about it.
Right now, I'm drinking beer.
All right.
Right now I'm drinking beer.
And not to mention, folks, that if I did a show of that nature, if I did a show where I was going to expose myself to tetrahydrocannabinol, I could not do it in this office because in Austin, Texas, smoking is prohibited in buildings.
I know, I know.
What a bunch of pussy whip bastards.
But the good part about the smoking areas, they do have designated smoking areas in some of these clubs out here, because I do like to smoke cigars.
They have designated smoking areas on rooftops in downtown area, you know, libation dispensaries.
And oh, man, let me tell you something.
You know, kicking it on a rooftop in downtown Austin is just unbelievable.
You know, blazing a nice Opus X cigar, you know what I'm talking about?
You're buying the most expensive liquor they got on the top shelf, and you're just kicking back and saying, yeah, when the fire dies down, what the hell are you going to do?
Damn, it feels good to be a gangster.
You know what I'm talking about?
That's what you say to yourself.
Anyway, let me take some beer.
Let me drink some beer here.
Media Pink Panties Commentary00:05:29
Let me take some more calls here.
646-652-4869-111.
You're on the air.
Okay, Ghost, let's have a back baby.
I've had some facts.
Ghost, I want to fuck you, baby.
Come on, baby.
Let's go.
Jesus Christ.
Get this, your boy, George Buck Loving Internet Buttstalker.
I mean, do you see this?
I mean, I got internet butt stalkers over here.
Did you hear the fruit?
Oh, my God, baby.
Jesus Christ.
I mean, what's happening?
What's happened to this country?
You know?
What happened to this country?
I mean, it seems like underground San Francisco 1978 out here.
You understand what I'm talking about?
Have you seen the attire that males are wearing?
I mean, it's so tight and tapered to the damn legs and the arms and to the body of males today.
I mean, they look like they like I I said this as they look like uh a Michael Alec party monster.
You know, they look like some fruit bowls out here, for Christ's sake.
Now, look, I know that there's some homosexuals out here that have been uh emailing me up and saying that I, you know, I'm gay bashing or, you know, I'm not being politically correct when it comes to the homosexual persuasion.
But, you know, that's not true at all.
I mean, you know, what I don't like is when gays are trying to, you know, have oral copulation between two men across the street from an elementary school and they're trying to protect it by the First Amendment.
I don't like that crap.
I don't like when you got gay guys, you know, putting these disgusting leather straps on their bodies, exposing, you know, the cracks of their asses in the middle of downtown metropolises and calling it a gay parade.
You know?
I mean, I just don't, I mean, look, I don't care what you do in the privacy of your own home.
I don't care.
All right.
I don't care if you're shoving, you know, rodents up your anal passage or large pieces of furniture up your shit funnel.
Okay?
I don't care what you're doing.
I don't care.
I mean, this is America.
As a matter of fact, the gay community are actually a rather loyal consumer base.
But I don't like the social and political implications that have been put forth and have been protected by the First Amendment out here.
All right?
Seriously.
All right?
And I know that there are some homosexuals out there that are like, oh my God, I can't believe that you're talking that way about us, ghost.
You bastard.
I can't believe you're talking about us that way.
Why don't you just show us your toolbox?
Huh?
Why don't you show us shut your mouth about that?
Anyway, folks, 646-652-4869.
You're listening to the True Capitalist Radio Show.
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You know what I'm talking about here, huh?
Eh?
Do you understand what I'm saying, huh?
Huh?
Do you understand what I'm saying?
I'm kicking back, chilling, eh?
Yeah, that's right.
BlogtalkRadio.com slash ghost.
You're exactly correct.
And for the people that are in here saying that I should be on TV or I should be on regular terrestrial radio, look, the only reason they don't even want to look at me is because I'm too controversial, man.
You understand what I'm saying?
They don't want to touch this with a ten-yard stick.
You know what I'm talking about?
You know, they're scared.
You know, they're shaking in their balls.
Everybody's got pink panties in the media.
You know?
Everybody's got some pink panties.
So if you really want to see it, why don't you email these bastards?
Why don't you email them?
Why don't you tell them?
Why don't you go out and tell them and say, hey, look, I'm sick and tired of you shoving these dumb talking heads in my face and I've got to eat these guys.
I've got to, you know, sit here and eat these bastards as if they're legitimate.
As if they're somebody with something to say, as if they're somebody with, you know, some kind of entertainment value for Christ's sake.
You know, these people can board the balls off of an insurance convention and yet you're putting them on TV.
You're putting them on TV.
So if you feel that strongly about yours truly being on the television, if you feel that strongly about yours truly going out on terrestrial radio, spread the word, you know?
Go out there and email these pricks.
Remember, they listen.
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All right.
These stupid ass clowns listen and they know what's going on.
All right?
So please go out there and email these pricks.
Email them all.
All right?
Email them all.
Say, I want to see Ghost on TV.
I want to see him interviewed.
Who is this guy?
Who is he?
I want to see him.
And maybe, maybe I'll come out for an interview.
Maybe.
Maybe.
You know what I'm saying, huh?
You know what I'm saying, huh?
I'm making real big-time money, huh?
You know what I'm saying, huh?
I need you to go out there and support me.
You know what I'm saying, huh?
Because I'm for real, and for all you folks that don't know, it's Black History Month.
You know what I'm talking about?
It's Black History Month now.
You're trying to talk garbage to me now?
Well, it's Black History Month now.
I'm going to put on Juvie now.
Because it's Black History Month.
So, folks, in commemoration of Black History Month, I've been playing urban artist.
All right?
Urban artist.
Now what we're going to do is we're going to play a little bit of juvenile.
And for all you folks that don't know who Juvi is, Juvenile was part of the Cash Money Millionaire crew in 1997-98 when Ronald Birdman Williams and his brother Slim signed with Universal Records for $30 million.
All right?
I mean, let me repeat that again.
You know, Birdman, you know, Ronald Birdman Williams and his brother Slim, they ran Cash Money Millionaires, all right?
And they were a local-based, Louisiana-based record company.
They put out a bunch of little rap artists, you know?
You know, they put on these little rap artists out here, and they sold enough local-based rap records to catch the attention of Universal.
And Universal actually gave them $30 million so that they could release the content they had produced out there in Louisiana.
This is 1998.
This was the first single that Cash Money Millionaires put out.
It's Juvenile.
And while you're listening to the song, the reason I want you to listen to this song, and especially the black folks that are listening in, this is a very uplifting song, man.
I mean, you know, juvenile in this particular song, he talks about making nothing out of something and not crying over the suffering.
All right?
Not crying over the suffering.
And that's what people need to realize out here.
Cash Money Millionaires History00:04:01
These people that think they're suffering out here in America, you stop crying over the suffering.
And you need to get your shine on.
You know what I mean?
You need to get your damn shine on up in here, man.
You know what I'm talking about?
I mean, you need to go out, you know, and understand how to flip that paper.
Flip the chips, flip the script, baby.
You know what I'm saying now?
Huh?
Here's Juvenile with the song.
Here, let's go ahead and put it on right now.
Here we go now.
Oh, yeah.
You with that big body bin?
You can't even get a chance to say a word up.
I know I ain't tripping.
Don't you better got them birds now.
You better just bust it somebody in her.
You ain't scared, huh?
You know how to play it, huh?
I know you ain't gonna let somebody come and talk to you, huh?
Standing in front of you, huh?
Straight up run you, huh?
You know who got this mighty green, huh?
You know how to do it a triple beam, huh?
It ain't hard to beans.
You keep your body green, huh?
You got a lot of your bold genes, huh?
Some of your final dope memories.
You don't really want nothing new clowns now.
You come up with them clowns now.
You stuck with them clowns, huh?
You a baby jester.
You got your block on the fire, you remain in the G. Until the moment you be fire, you know what it is.
You make something out of nothing, you handling your business.
They gon' be crying and it's something don't give a shit.
You got your block on the fire, you remain in the G. Until the moment you be fired, you know what it is.
You make it nothing out of nothing, you handling your business.
They don't be crying and it's suffering.
You can't do nothing but love, friends, huh?
You won't know what we gon' do next now.
You bought our tickets to check out.
You wearing a vest now.
You trying to protect your shares now.
You spend 70 on your bins now.
And they serve us with your friends now.
You won't stop these heads from square with your house.
You won't run the block now.
You won't be the last one to drive now.
You keep your gun cocked now.
You count the money at the end of the night now.
You on a three-day play.
You pulling that diesel out.
You ducking them people out.
You the one face was gone loose last night, huh?
You the one rivaling the dudes out there shoes last night, huh?
You come in the project when it's all right.
You play with ugly, you ain't got no heart out.
You came in the Norway on New Year's Eve, huh?
You got something that you couldn't leave.
It was hard for you to breathe, huh?
You're a PB Jesus.
You got your block on the body, you remain in the G. Until the moment you be fire, you know what it is.
You make nothing out of something, you handling your business.
They don't be crying and it's upper, brother BJ.
You got your block on the fire, you remain in the G. Until the moment you be fired, you know what it is.
You make nothing out of something, you handling your business.
They gon' be crying and it's suffering.
You got a trespass in charge, huh?
You got on the hard.
When you was looking at them the bras.
You don't know when it's weird.
That's you with that shot call and click huh.
That's you with that ball and click huh.
That you just take it to me sign.
You gotta know when to set up a mouth now.
You gon' put up a cheat out.
You just wish you magnets to rebox now.
You twinkin' your nose every time you in your house.
Don't need no tag checks out now.
You about to slip that up.
You about to go so you will clamber.
You about to go teach your nose.
Somebody go put the dope knee on one of these hoes.
When you broke, you drove out.
When you pay, you got moving place in the door.
You don't stop her.
You don't think you could be stopped now.
You rise and body shop out.
You riding the winds, don't swing in dreams now.
You a baby Jesus.
You got your block on fire.
You remain in the G. Until the moment you be fired, you know what it is.
You make it nothing out of nothing.
You handling your business.
You don't be crying and it's up to you from the big cheese.
You got your block on fire, you remain in the G. Until the moment you ain't fired, you know what it is.
You make something out of something, you handling your business.
You don't be crying if you're suffering.
Let's say you had it to get in and you bought something.
Better run for.
Run for the run.
You hear them magnolia in the morning.
Putin country better running for.
Running for the runners.
You got a bunch of dope and no police.
Women Need To Get A Grip00:10:57
Spotty comes back.
Running for.
Running for the run.
All right.
That's about enough of that.
All right.
You know what I'm saying?
Now, you know what I'm saying?
Now, I don't know what I'm talking about now.
It's Black History Month now.
You be riding them bands with a 20-inch rims now.
Anyway, folks, that was just a little break time there I had to take because, well, I'm out of beer.
Had to get another beer here, so I can pour in the glass.
And at the same time, we can transition to other subject matters pertaining to whatever the hell we want to talk about.
I want to hear from you, though.
646-652-4869.
That's what I want to hear.
I want to hear about your particular situations, your positions.
Hopefully that you're not being taken by some piece of poon like most of these people out there out here.
And I'm not just talking about the guys either.
I know that a lot of chicks, they email me up and say, how can you sit there and say that the guys are always the ones being taken?
Girls are also being taken here.
I agree, but you have to admit that all a woman has to do is get some breast augmentation, maybe some facial work and ass implants.
And instead of working at KFC, she could just cut straight to the top and start blowing Colonel Sanders and basically living in the penthouse.
You know what I'm talking about?
And that jeopardizes the females in today's America that are not necessarily blessed with the greatest looks, that may be a little fluffy, or fat in the ass, for lack of a better term.
And what's unfortunate is that you are so emotionally vulnerable that because the women of today's society, of today's America, basically get paid on emotional manipulation via the relationship for financial gain, this is why you have males nowadays going out here and doing the same damn thing.
And for all the women that are saying that I'm a bad man because, oh, you're just, you're a misogynist, you're a Rochauvinist, you're a meanie.
Well, maybe you're calling me that because you're all alone.
You know, you're one of these bimbos that I speak of.
You know, you're one of these mentally erratic, nutjob, emotionally impulsive bimbos that are out here making all your life decisions based upon your emotional feelings.
And then you wonder why you're there all alone by yourself.
And the only reason guys want to talk to you is because they want to rub one out in your twat.
Or maybe you can suck a golf ball through a garden hose, that sort of thing.
And then you wonder why you can't have anybody take you serious and that sort of thing.
It's because you need to get a grip, women.
You need to get a grip.
I know that you people out here, especially you females, you think that because everybody's doing it, that it's not that big of a deal, because everybody's a cougar and because everybody's out here whoring around, hopping from cock to cock to cock, that somehow this is the social norm and you need to be participating in this type of crap.
It's ridiculous.
It's utterly ridiculous and you should be ashamed of yourself.
That's why whenever I hear about some single mother, oh, Jesus Christ, my ass bleeds, okay?
My ass freaking bleeds for single mothers in America.
All right.
I mean, I don't want to hear another excuse from a single mother in my life again.
Do you understand that these stupid sluts have turned baby making into big business thanks to our entitlement system?
You know, all they got to do is just, you know, shit out about five or six kids from five or six different fathers, and they're collecting gang loads of entitlements.
You know, you know, everything from, you know, free housing vouchers, you know, free food cards, free health insurance, free educa, free everything.
Not to mention they get to play the child support lottery system, like I've said in the past, folks.
You know what I'm talking about?
And you know who that bitch's favorite kid's going to be?
Whoever's father pays the most child support.
And that's not a joke.
That's going to be her favorite kid, right?
That's my baby.
That's my baby.
His daddy was a good boy now.
He did a good baby right there.
I kid you not.
And yet, you know, what makes me really hilariously laugh is that these women continue to want some kind of respect.
You know, they want to continue to hide behind the independent label.
You know, you haven't you heard that?
A lot of these bimbos out here?
I'm independent, baby.
I'm independent, even though they're ganking most of their, you know, sustenance off of our tax dollars, you know?
And they're going around, you know, trying to make people, you know, feel sorry for them by giving them the proverbial, my kids, baby.
You're not understanding.
My kids.
I'm just sick of it, folks.
I know that it may sound like I'm venting a little bit here, but I'm just, I'm sick of it, man.
I'm a capitalist here.
You know, I'm going to have to pay taxes here pretty soon.
You know, for those of you that pay corporate taxes, your due dates in March, I just have to think about all the taxes that are not only being taken out of my corporation, but especially my personal income.
You know, I feel like I'm being raped and I'm yelling and there's nobody hearing my call.
You know, I'm being raped here.
I'm being extorted money out of my pocket to pay for the losers in America.
And even though these losers are being taken care of with all these entitlements, even though they're able to sit on their fat, jelly asses and just watch television.
And if you don't believe me that they're sitting on their asses and watching television, why don't you take a look at the earnings today for Time Warner?
Won't you take a look at the earnings today for Time Warner?
I mean, the profits are up the ass.
All right?
I mean, the profits are up the roof.
I mean, look at News Corp.
You know, their profits are up the roof because people are sitting on their fat asses watching TV, folks.
They're not out there working.
They're collecting 99 weeks of unemployment.
They're collecting food cards and food stamps and government cheese and all this other crap.
And yet, you know what makes me goddamn sick is every time I'm in some kind of a social circle, and I don't like being in many social circles, folks.
I mean, don't get me wrong, I like going to these sophisto little happy hours out here on West 6th Street, but that's only because the drinks are like, you know, $12.
You know, I mean, it's really expensive, so you really got to have money to go in there and actually, you know, make yourself look credible.
So, you know, obviously you're going to see, you know, a lot of well-off people, a lot of business professionals, a lot of business owners.
You know, you may see Ryan Reynolds in there.
You may see Sandra Bullock with her black baby.
You know, you see all these types of individuals in these types of establishments because they're a decent social circle.
And if you happen to strike up a conversation with somebody in these establishments, they're not going to unload their emotional baggage on you.
All right?
But if you go anywhere else, like your old neighborhood bar or some sort of party of some sort, you're going to get into a conversation with some asshole who's going to sit here and piss and moan and tell you about all their problems and all this and all that.
Why do you think people do that?
I said this yesterday.
I'll tell you why.
They're trying to mooch off you.
They're trying to sink their emotional teeth into your body so that maybe, just maybe, you'll throw them a bone.
Maybe you'll take candy kids.
Maybe you'll do something for them.
Maybe you'll give them a ride.
Maybe you'll do something.
I'm telling you, every time I hear somebody talk about their problems, I tell them, hey, man, what do I look like?
Barbara Walters?
Huh?
What am I?
Dr. Laura here?
I mean, straight up, I'll tell them, man.
I don't give a crap.
You understand?
I'll kick a man's ass.
If somebody gets offended, you know, I'm not afraid to whoop a man's ass, folks.
All right?
I am not afraid to whoop a man's ass.
All right?
I mean, you know, I'm about a 300-pound drum of whoop-ass, and I would pour it all over anybody who attempts to sit here and mouth off to me and think they're going to get away with it.
You understand that?
So I'm not going to sit here and accept any.
That's the thing about American people.
We just accept everything because we don't want to hurt anybody's feelings, you know?
You know, like we just have to accept that our family members are screw-ups and they invite us to these ridiculous scholastic events of theirs that make us, what?
What are we supposed to believe by this?
Oh, look, I graduated from Kaplan Institute to be a dental assistant.
Come to my graduation and then my graduation party.
What am I supposed to do here?
Okay, great.
You hand the utensils from the place where the utensils are stored on the dentist chair to the dentist, okay?
Great.
Thanks.
I mean, you know, it just makes me sick, man.
It makes me sick.
And I can't believe you people out there aren't just as sick as I am.
I mean, it hurts to wake up every single morning, folks.
It hurts to wake up every morning.
You know, the only thing that's made it better is the fact that, hey, I got cash.
You know what I'm talking about?
Got a little money going on.
And at least I can go out and drink and take my mind off of this disgusting reality that's happening here.
Anyway, 646-652-4869 is the number to call here.
612, you there?
Yeah, I see you're competing in the RuPaul's Drag Queen race, and it's $75,000 for first place.
What do you do with that money when you win that Drag Queen reality show?
First of all, before you come up here and attempt to try to crack some joke, why don't you get the line pre-written so you can say it without stumbling over your own tongue like John Edwards trying to explain how to cheat on a dying wife, you stumbling over the tongue jerk ass.
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I mean, you sounded so scared.
That sentence fragment barely came out of your mouth, you fruity bastard.
And you sound like an old man.
You know, you sound like somebody who's probably about 40 years worth of booze and smoke, and yet you still don't have the testicular fortitude to give me a call and say what you have to say without stumbling over your own tongue like some stupid half-witted jerk nut.
Give me a break.
Here, let me crack open another one of these Negras here.
Give me a break.
Got these ass going.
RuPaul.
Shut your mouth.
All right.
Just shut your stupid hole.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, let's go ahead and go over the markets, shall we?
The markets, you know, to be completely honest with you, you know, were so volatile today.
You know, the Dow closed off at over $12,000 finally.
12,042, it was up 1.81 points.
The SP kind of took a little dive on some earnings news, but it still fluctuated throughout the day.
It only was down about 3.5 points.
The NASDAQ down a little over one and a half points there.
But the equities markets look very s lucrative at this point in time.
And the reason that they look lucrative is because if you keep your money in the bank, the longer you keep your money in the bank, the more it's going to devalue, folks.
I mean, the more and more of these damn government officials continue to spend our cash, the less and less is going to be, you know, we're going to be able to spend on it.
I mean, our buying power of our dollar is going to be depleted.
And you take a look at the rising food prices, you take a look at the potential rising energy prices, you take a look at all the rising prices, the devaluing of the American dollar, 10% unemployment.
I mean, I can go on and on.
I mean, ADP, the payroll processing company, released some data today that there were 187,000 private sector jobs that were added last month.
187,000 private sector jobs.
Well, great.
I knew that once they released that economic data, the futures started taking a spike up to about the Dow futures this morning.
We're up to about seven, ten points.
And then they started seeing this ridiculous garbage that's happening in Egypt.
And lo and behold, those futures started going down.
So you just got a lot of volatility for potential liquidity out there, folks.
If you're one of these people that have some capital and that are looking for more liquidity to roll over in other positions, I think that this is the market for it.
Now, as far as long-term positions are concerned, I think that this market's a little high.
I think that a lot of these corporate profits are based on cutting and basically firing jobs.
It's based upon an exuberant productivity level by its existing employees.
And there's a lot of things that are involved with these earnings that are deceiving to investors that are of the traditional business environments.
But once again, the volatility is perfect for day trading.
So if you happen to have liquidity or happen to have some revenue to dump into a day trading account, I think it'd be perfect.
You need some tools, of course, folks.
So make sure that you have all those situated.
And I think it's perfect.
I think that you can easily make some pretty fat liquidity to roll over in other ideas, other business options, other financial instruments.
I mean, it's great.
I mean, I know that the market doesn't really show the volatility closing in at just over a little over 1.5% on the Dow and down 3.5% on SP and down 1.5% on the NASDAQ.
But the volatility, if you look at that day chart of all of those markets, the hills and valleys, the peaks and valleys were up and down throughout the day.
And that is the perfect environment for day trading, folks.
Easy way to accumulate liquidity so you can roll over into other markets.
But like I said, you know, in that tie rate previous, the Time Warner News Corp media companies posting better than expected profits.
And rightfully so, folks.
I mean, people are just sitting on their fat asses watching TV.
I mean, that doesn't really surprise me much.
You know, that Time Warner and News Corp are up in prices.
You know?
And not to mention, you take a look at the true economic effect of this particular snowstorm.
All right.
You take a look at the true economic effect of this particular snowstorm.
Told you yesterday that the commodities markets were going to go through the roof once this snowstorm started not only advancing itself in intensity, but once it goes over and we start seeing the damage to the commodities that are high in demand throughout the international markets.
And I'm telling you, folks, just if you listened to me two years ago, I hate to keep tooting my own horn, but beep, beep.
Minimum Wage Entitlements Rant00:07:38
I said that commodities were undervalued by 70%.
And hopefully you listen to me and we're making as much money as I am currently today.
646-652-4869.
I want to hear from you.
I want to hear from you, you milky liquors.
All right, Goku, you there, man?
Hey, what's up, Ghost?
What's going on, Goku?
How you doing today, man?
Hey, I'm doing good.
Didn't have school today again because of the snow here.
How you doing?
No, not bad.
Not bad.
Are you stocked up on supplies out there?
I know that it's getting a little wary out there in the east and in other parts of the Midwest, North Midwest of the country.
Excuse me.
I'm trying to do eight things at once right now.
Yeah, I'm all good up here.
And I would, like you were saying before, the American people complaining about everything when people in Africa are starving, yet nothing to eat, no water, no clean water.
I mean, it just makes you sick.
Why are they complaining?
I don't know.
Can you explain to me, Ghost?
I don't know.
I can.
I've been trying to explain it, man.
I've been on here for five years trying to spark synapses in the brains of the imbecilic American people that are doing nothing but pissing and moaning and crying out to big brother government to give them more entitlements and crying out to them for the answer when they need to realize that we're in a bad situation because we depended so much on government.
We depended so much on government, and now we're in a bad, precarious situation, and we need to understand the economic implications of everything that's going on around us.
We need to understand that the reason that we had a horrific 2008 collapse because of the real estate market and other different scenarios is because of this ridiculous merging of government and the private enterprise.
This Fannie Mae, Freddie Mac, you know, these Barney Franks and these liberals that were saying, oh, if you got a pulse, you deserve a house in America.
And you have all these lawmakers hyper-sensationalizing this whole idea that everybody deserves a house and everybody needs to be taken care of and all this other crap.
This is what caused all this stuff, man.
I mean, this fiscal irresponsibility of American people.
These people aren't suffering.
They're just pissed that they don't have the materials that they had previous to 2008.
They're pissed off that they can't go get the new iPhone or iPad.
They can't spend the money to get these electronic widgets made out of China for five cents an hour.
And these people are pissed because they can't accumulate these materialistic goods that they indulge themselves so much in utilizing their extended credit lines.
And now that the credit lines to them are no longer valid, now that they're sitting around wishing that they could still have those credit lines or make money for nothing, have these little cush jobs they got used to.
They wish they could do all this, but now it's not like that anymore.
They actually have to go out and work.
They actually have to go out and do jobs that they don't like, and they're not going to do them.
So what does our government do?
We give them unemployment, unlimited unemployment, so that these idiots could sit on their fat asses and still piss and moan.
So Goku, I agree with you.
I don't know what's going on with these American assholes, but I wish, I mean, I wish that these idiots would look at themselves in the mirror and see how far down the bowels, far down the bowels of shamefulness that they have gone to the point where they just have no shame.
And when somebody has no shame, when a group of people have no shame, then there's nothing you can do about it.
And that's what sucks is that most of the American people at this point in time, they're starting to get to the point where they have no shame.
They have no integrity.
They don't give a crap how they achieve their materials.
They don't give a crap on how they achieve their so-called success.
You hear these people Goku.
They call up.
They're like, oh, you saying all I got to do is do this and that, and then I'm going to be rich for life.
It doesn't work that way.
This is a game, man.
You've got to go out there and play it.
You know?
You've got to go out there and play it.
You can't sit here and say that, oh, look, I'm going to have to kick back and I'm going to have to just throw my money into here and get the big score and we're going to have the big hassle and I'm going to live like a baller forever.
It's not going to work that way.
That's what these people don't understand.
And when they realize that it actually takes work, that people that are making money, even though they're, you know, whatever, sitting behind a computer trading stocks, you know, they're in an office conducting business, whatever the case might be, they begin to understand that you have to work like 15 hours a day.
I mean, you have to work your ass off to achieve this level of success.
And people don't want to do it.
They don't want to do it.
They just want their entitlements and all their money from the government and what else they can get because they don't want to get off their lazy asses and go do some work.
That's what they do.
Let me tell you, there is work out here, Goku.
What's sad is that if these people would just take the time to read, and let me tell you, this internet provides you a lot of information here.
All you got to do is search for it.
But, you know, what are they searching for?
They're searching for 14-year-old girls to finger bang over the internet.
They're out here searching for sick, disgusting, squirrel-fisting pornography.
It's disgusting.
But if you realize that if you're a single person, if you're a single woman, you're a single man, it doesn't matter how much more you make.
The more you make, the more you're going to get taxed.
I said this yesterday.
If you're a single guy making $65,000 a year with all the taxes that are implemented on single people with no kids and no kind of deductions whatsoever, they're only going to be able to take home about $35,000, maybe $33,000.
So why in the hell work a job that's going to work your tail off for $65,000 if you're a single person and you ain't got no kids and you're just supporting yourself when you can make and take home the same amount of money if you just work a couple of menial, easy, fast food joints, jobs that you don't take serious.
I mean, if you happen to smoke a little reefer or do a little bit of extracurricular activities in the substance department, no one's going to give a crap in those environments.
No one's going to care if you go to your job and you're a little puffed on the magic dragon, if you will.
And what's so beautiful about it is you don't have to give the greatest service.
It's a menial job.
All you got to do is go to it.
And the thing is, is that these people think that, oh, it's minimum wage, man.
I'm worth more than minimum wage, baby.
Well, you don't stay on minimum wage forever, ass clown.
All right?
If you stay there consistent for six months, I think you're like the assistant manager at most fast food joints.
You put a couple of these jobs together, you're clearing 35K.
Easy.
And what are you doing?
You're just working and you're stacking your chips.
And that's all you're doing.
And then once you stack enough capital, you go up to the bank and you're like, all right, I want to open up a business or I want a house or I want a loan for this.
Or, you know, I want capital so I can invest in the stock market.
Miller High Life Beer Talk00:15:10
Whatever.
And it's that easy, Goku.
I'm telling you, it's just that people don't have the patience.
They want everything and they want it now.
Even though, you know, they lived a whole life buying garbage one day.
Six months later, it's in the garbage.
And they go and buy more crap.
They don't learn that you don't have to have the latest objects if you can't afford it.
Nobody cares.
I know they think that people care.
I know they think that, oh, look, everybody's going to think I'm so cool.
I got the latest technological gadget.
And everybody's going to sit there and think I'm the coolest guy ever.
And they're going to jock me.
And they're going to pull the balls out of my pants.
And then they're going to kiss my ass.
And they're going to know they're not.
They're going to look at you cross-eyed because you are the asshole that went out and probably waited in line to pay retail price for this materialistic widget that probably only cost about five bucks to make.
And what did you pay?
$500 like a dumb jerk ass.
Anyway, Goku, I agree with you, man.
I just can't stand it.
I try to put some kind of logic behind it.
I try to think about it.
I'm thinking maybe these American people, maybe they're just, I don't know.
Maybe it's the water.
Maybe they prescribe too many drugs to these losers and they're just in half a fog, half a phase.
I don't know.
I don't care.
But I agree with you, man.
I mean, it's getting pretty pathetic out here.
Yeah, Ghost, you know what I think it is?
I think it's Hollywood and MTV and all these shows that portray that you can sit back, relax, do nothing, you'll get all the money.
That's what it is.
Just Hollywood and all these other stupid shows.
That's what it is.
You're damn right.
I mean, you're damn right that it's Hollywood because I've been saying this for a long period of time.
I mean, I'm not trying to be a conservative about all this.
But if you look at these shows nowadays, I mean, skins, are you kidding me?
I'm still wondering why the federal government or some kind of law enforcement official hasn't brought up the executive producer on child pornography charges for putting these under-18 teenaged kids in a film environment naked, doing sexual acts in sexual positions.
I mean, what makes me sick is that I've actually heard of anal retentive prosecutors who have actually taken people to jail and put them through trial because they posted their kids' first bathtub or their first bath and their naked little baby in a floaty or something.
I mean, even if they posted that on a Facebook or on a MySpace, there has been cases where these asshole prosecutors are taking these guys to court and charging them with child pornography because of this stuff.
And yet you see MTV posting this skins garbage, which is child pornography.
All these kids are under the age of 18, and they're telling these kids out here that are watching it to go out here and conduct themselves in this ridiculous crap.
And what happens to these kids?
They have kids.
And then they become sour-pussed, sour-scowled losers of America because they'll never attain financial prosperity because they've already haltered and thrown obstacles in their way and they didn't even understand that they did so.
I don't know, Ghost.
I don't know.
I don't know either, Goku.
Are you kidding me?
Makes me sick, man.
I mean, seriously, I mean, sometimes, you know, I look at this great city.
I mean, look at, let me get up off my desk here.
I mean, I'm right here by the window in Austin, Texas, in my office.
I see the city, man.
You know, I'm looking down at all these people.
You know, they look like old ants.
You know, and you think that, you know, if these people would just do their jobs, they could do whatever they want.
You know, I mean, I'm seeing bums on the street here.
We've got a lot of bums in Austin.
I mean, let me tell you, it's not that we have a lot of homeless.
It's just that the homeless come here.
You want to know why the homeless come here?
Because there's money here.
There's a lot of money.
The average median income in Austin, Texas is like $75,000, $80,000.
All right?
There's a lot of money going on down here.
So what do they do?
They find their way.
They hop a damn train ride like a damn vagabond, and they come out to Austin, Texas, and they kind of bleed the liberals out here because it's very liberal in Austin out here.
They bleed the liberal perspective by saying, oh, look at them.
They're homeless.
Here, let me give them some money.
Let's give them some shelter.
Let's give them some food.
Let's give them.
And there's no reason for these people to be living like this, man.
There is no reason.
But you know what?
These people in today's ridiculous, dumbass, pussy-whipped, politically correct America, they're going to sit here and talk to the blue in the face how we should just take care of these people, even though there's opportunity for everybody out here.
I just, oh, Jesus Christ.
Makes us sick.
Makes us all sick.
I hear you, Goku.
Anyway, man, you got any shout-outs?
You got a blog going on?
You should get a blog, Goku.
I should.
I should.
You should get a blog and start writing, man.
Start writing.
You're a young kid, man.
Start writing about some teenage capitalism, man.
Teenage business.
You know what I'm talking about?
I mean, try to do something, man.
I mean, write about your life.
Write about your experiences as an American teenager and how everything is, however you see it, man.
I'm telling you.
I mean, the beautiful part about the Internet is that it's a digital document.
It's going to be there forever.
When we're gone and we die, this thing, as long as we don't have some ridiculous celestial transition or some kind of pole shift or something that really destroys the planet, this thing will be here forever.
Here you go.
I'll think about getting a blog started, man.
Thinking about it.
Go get it, man.
Get it started, man.
I'll be sure to hook up a link on my blog.
And I advise everybody to get one.
Everybody.
And just spread the word, too, about the True Capitalist Radio Show.
But make sure to convey your thoughts and start thinking about put them on there.
All right.
Thanks a lot, Coach.
Thanks a lot.
No problem, Goku.
Thanks for calling, man.
We always appreciate you calling, and we always appreciate you listening.
And that goes for everybody else out there that's listening, whether live or in the archive.
I want to appreciate you also for listening in.
I'm going to go ahead and take another sip of the beer here.
And for those of you folks that are just tuning in, I'm actually drinking some Miller High Life.
I know it's some cheap Kentucky fried chicken piss beer.
But once again, I'm having a reminiscent moment here drinking some of this, reminding me of my old man of grandpa's old cough medicine.
You know, the old American days when America had some balls instead of being some pussy-whipped, you know, fruity bastard, you know, on the stroll on Ho Avenue in New York City or something.
But that's why I'm drinking it.
And like I said in the earlier partic earlier in the program, I said that around the Mexican circles of Texas, they call Miller High Life Wetas.
And for all you folks that don't know what Wetas means, Wetas means white girl.
And the reason it's a slang term, all right?
That's what these Mexicans down here in Texas call them.
But Wetas.
And the reason they called it white girl is obviously because of the blonde tint of the beer in question, you know, the lager color.
And I'm sure the white head has something to do with it when you pour it into the glass.
But also because there was a white blonde-headed bimbo on the packaging, on the can, on the bottle, you know, a white blonde-headed bimbo.
And that's why the Mexican circles out here in Texas called it Wetas, you know.
Well, I don't know if it's because of Black History Month.
I don't know if they're trying to make a transition.
I don't know what's going on here.
But they now have a black woman on the Wetas can.
I mean, they actually have a black woman on the Miller High Life can.
And like I said, she's packed like Serena Williams here.
The hair looks ridiculous.
I mean, it's like brown with blonde highlights.
You can tell that this is a complete horrible wig.
It doesn't even look like it's made with horse hair, for Christ's sake.
It doesn't even look real.
I'm sure if we got close to this broad and pulled on her hair, we'd be taking that crap off the track and be able to expose a damn bald head right there.
But that's beside the point.
But the point is here is that Wetas now has a black woman on the can.
And we're going to actually bring back Paco, who actually called in, and we were going to get his we tried to get his opinion on his perspective on the new can look with the black woman on the can of Wetas.
And unfortunately, he got really irane.
He started talking all this Chicano, Amiricano, Mivita Loca, you know, Barrio Loco kind of garbage.
He just started, you know, frothing at the mouth with this crap.
So we're going to go ahead and bring him on.
But before we bring him on, you're listening to the True Capitalist Radio Show.
We are in the second, or excuse me, the third hour.
We're getting done with the second hour.
We're in the third hour of the True Capitalist Radio Show.
I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody tuning in with me live and in the archive.
Please add to your favorites and bookmark and or bookmark blogtalkradio.com slash ghost.
That's blogtalkradio.com slash ghost.
And spread that link around like wildfire.
All right?
And at the same time, there is an audio widget on that page you can cut and paste and put on your MySpace, your Facebook, or any other page on there that will simulcast the live broadcast.
You know, simulcast the live broadcast.
So if anybody who's visiting your blog or your MySpace, they will actually listen to the live broadcast if I happen to be broadcasting live.
If I'm not broadcasting live, they can hear the archive segments.
But it's a cool feature, and I think that it's one of the neat parts about the premium aspect of this whole BTR stuff.
Anyway, we're in the third hour.
I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
What we're going to do right now is we're going to go ahead and put on Paco.
And he's going to give us his thoughts about the bl the new black girl that's on the Miller High Life, which Mexicans call hudas in Mexican social circles.
So let me go ahead and put Paco back on.
Paco, are you there, sir?
Paco?
Hold on, hold on.
You're not on yet.
Here, Paco, are you there?
Orle, Holmes, why you got me here waiting all day, Holmes?
I mean, give me a break, eh?
I mean, I want to talk about this Negra.
This pinche negra that's on the can of the Miller High Life, hons.
What the is this, hons?
What is this?
This used to be called Hueras because there was a blonde-headed hueda on the damn can on the damn bottom, the packaging.
Como que pinche negra aqui, hons, huh?
I have no idea what you're talking about.
I mean, como que negra aquí, hons.
Pinche culero va voso tú no va dele verga pinche culero.
What the hell are you saying, man?
Burrito?
I mean, I don't understand.
Can you talk freaking English?
Hey, Holmes, look, I'm sorry.
I just don't like the fact that I'm sitting here, Holmes.
I'm looking at the can.
There's a pinche negra right here on the can, hons.
And like you said, Holmes, I mean, earlier in the program that you were talking, I drank a little bit of this Miller High Life.
I drank a little bit of this Miller High Life, Holmes, and it tastes like Cold 45 now, Holmes.
It tastes like Cole 45, eh?
I feel like I want to go smoke a cold cigarette, eh?
You know what I'm talking about, Holmes?
Well, I don't know.
I mean, when I drank the high life, I have to say I did, you know, taste a little bit of a blackberry in there, but I mean, I don't know.
I mean, keep going.
We were a little interested in what you have to say there, you tamale-eating bastard.
Go ahead.
Hey, fuck you, Holmes.
Don't talk to me that way, eh?
You want my opinion or what, eh?
Ore, I got a negra, hons.
Pinche negraqui, eh?
The hell's going on, hons?
Miller highlight, they used to have a blonde-headed puta on the damn can here, hons.
This used to be my favorite serresa, eh?
This used to be great, eh?
This would be the bomb, holes.
My old man used to drink this stuff, eh?
Out of the tall boy.
I'm sitting here with the tall boy right now.
There's a negra.
A pincha negra, hons.
She looks like she got some big black tetas, but you know, I ain't down with that, eh?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
What, hons?
Black tetas?
What the hell is that?
You know your things, hons.
You know, the things that they hold up in our bra, hons, or her chiches, hons.
You know, her chiches?
Chiches?
Yeah, hons, or tetas, or chiches, hons.
You know what I'm talking about, eh?
I have no idea what this idiot's talking about.
Can somebody please call me up?
Anybody who knows how to speak Mexican, can they please give me a call up here?
I thought this guy was going to provide some sort of insight.
Let me give him a mute here.
Hey, fuck you, Holmes.
Go ahead and give him a mute here.
646-652-4869 is the number to call here.
We were talking about the markets, commodities.
We're talking a lot about business stuff here.
We've gotten a little sidetracked.
Maybe it's because I'm drinking.
And for those of you folks that are just tuning in with me right now, I'm drinking Miller High Life to reminisce about the old days of grandpa's old cough medicine and that sort of thing.
And what I noticed when I bought the new can of Miller High Life is that there is a black girl posing on the can here.
I mean, there's a black girl posting on the can, and I know in Mexican social circles out here in Texas, they call these beers hudas.
Sarah Palin Business Existence00:10:07
And we got Paco over here, you know, on the horn, you know, trying to give us his insight, but all he's doing is, you know, trying to become some Lakote or some kind of Vato loco on the damn microphone or on the damn phone over here, and I really don't appreciate it.
All right?
I mean, you know, why don't you pretend like you're selling oranges there, Paco, and pretend I'm a customer or a buying customer and just treat me well, all right?
I mean, I'm giving you airtime, you ungrateful barrio piece of garbage.
You know what I'm talking about?
So go ahead, Paco, one more time, or I'm moving on.
I'm doing something else.
All right.
Hey, you there, Paco?
Yeah, Holmes, I'm trying to tell you, eh?
Okay, look, I'll be serious, Holmes.
Okay, look, I don't like the negra that's on the can, homes.
I don't like it, eh?
All right?
It doesn't taste like high life anymore, Holmes.
It tastes like Cole 45, eh?
I don't like it.
You know what I'm talking about?
It makes me want to go out and get a Philly Blunt and, you know, eight ball.
I don't want to do this stuff, homes.
You know what I'm talking about?
I want the wetass back the way they were, holes.
I want to see that white blonde puta that used to be on the damn cans.
I want her back, eh?
Beats your wool.
So don't you understand that, Holmes?
I'm not drinking out of, you know, it seems to me that if I'm going to drink out of the can right now, Holmes, it feels like I'm licking the ass of a Mayate, homes.
All right, let me just go ahead.
Let me go ahead and take him.
Get him off!
You can't say that crap.
You can't say a derogatory term like that, Paco, you stupid burrito-eating bastard.
Anyway, I'm sorry, folks.
I know that it's getting a little racy here.
All right.
Anyway, 646-652-4869 is the number to call here.
I want to take another turn for somewhere else.
I'm going to go ahead and bring up another subject matter.
A subject matter that has disturbed me, given the fact that you've got all this, you know, these nutters out here talking about the world ending and all this other crap.
We've recently discovered, or at least, you know, the NASA and other like minds have discovered that there are actual 57 habitable planets in the same or in the same galaxy as our solar system here.
57 habitable planets, Earth-like planets that are in the same orbit around their star in their solar system as the Earth.
And that just brings up more and more questions whether or not if there is life out there.
I mean, I'm one who believes in that sort of thing.
I believe that instead of us sitting out here pissing and moaning, fighting wars against each other, killing each other over auto-determination, nationalism, culturalism, religion, or any of these other separatist human ideas, we should all be coming together on an economic front so that not only can we make this planet better, we can all be successful, but we can go on and search through space.
We can actually fund these projects, not through the damn government like NASA.
I mean, I think NASA is the biggest waste of money of all time.
If we want to cut spending, NASA, these stupid red-headed, far-eyed, freckle-faced, beaten step-children nerds that have done nothing.
They've made no type of accomplishment whatsoever.
Nothing.
All right?
So what I'm saying is we need the private sector and we need more private enterprise to come together and realize that we, as capitalists, need to start checking some of these damn governments that are trying to become too bureaucratic.
All right?
Too bureaucratic.
And what I'm saying is, is that instead of us sitting here on this planet fighting each other, we could all be in business together.
We could all make this planet better.
We can all be productive.
We can all be creative and innovative and just continue this evolution into creativity and innovation.
Or we can sit here and allow a bunch of damn government bureaucrats or monarchs or all these other morons to stagnate human creativity, to stagnate human innovation, and we can be under their rule in this prison planet until I guess they die off or whatever.
I don't want to do that.
I think that us as human beings, we need to go out and explore space.
We need to colonize planets.
We need to go out and do these types of things, folks.
We have the technology to do it.
We're just not doing it.
And I think a good portion of the reason why we're not doing this crap is because we can't even get along with each other.
You've got losers that are detriments to civilizations pissing and moaning how they deserve something.
You know, I mean, have you seen these people?
I mean, it doesn't matter what part of the world you're in.
You have them no matter what country you're in.
These people that are just sitting around doing nothing, they're doing nothing.
And they expect to be fed.
They expect to be clothed.
They expect to be housed.
They expect to have all these amenities here.
And then, you know, what do they say?
What do they say?
Yeah, you know what?
We're here.
We're alive.
You've got to deal with us now.
You've got to deal with us, baby.
You got to deal with us.
And that's exactly what's happening throughout the international community with all these idiot uprisings.
I mean, it's one thing to have a revolution and have some focused set of ideas to put forth once this revolution is put forth.
But look at these people in the international community.
They're just causing anarchy and chaos for the sake of doing it.
And it's an utter disgrace.
But anyway, we've discovered 57, 51 new planets that are Earth-like, that could contain life, that are in the same like orbit around their stars and their solar systems.
We have discovered them.
50-something, 51, 57, you know, there's different reports out there.
All right?
Now, I mean, what I'm saying is, is what does that say for us?
You know, what does that say for us?
Well, that says that, you know, maybe we shouldn't just be here pissing and moaning on each other.
Maybe we should go out and explore space, you idiots.
Hey, look, I got some idiot talking garbage to me up here, you know?
You know?
Saying that I'm just spewing my opinion in the cyberspace and I'm not making any kind of contribution.
Let me tell you something.
I'm providing economic opportunity in this country, you piece of crap.
All right?
I mean, people to depend on me and my existence to maintain their existence and to maintain their sustenance, you asshole.
All right?
All right?
I mean, I make investments that continue the productivity of this country.
What are you doing?
What the hell are you doing, siren from Wasilla?
What are you doing besides trading fucking animal pelts exchanged for goods out there in Alaska?
All right?
Give me a freaking break.
This idiot is he has the audacity to sit here and talk garbage to me and this guy's coming from Wasilla.
Are you kidding me?
Let me kick this idiot off of my chat room, you stupid, milky-licking piece of Sarah Palin ass-licking garbage.
This idiot's training, he's trading animal pelts in his market in exchange for goods, and he has the audacity to say that I'm spewing nothing but garbage over cyberspace, you Sarah Palin twat-licking piece of garbage.
I bet you smell like Eskimo, you piece of crap.
Speaking of Eskimos and speaking of Sarah Palin, have you heard about this alleged situation that happened with Sarah Palin's old man?
Oh, yeah, you know, not to mention that her kids are, you know, all teenage pregnant whorebags.
But apparently, according to reports out of the National Enquirer, we have Sarah Palin's old man being implicated in some kind of an accusation of getting serviced, quote unquote, by some Eskimo masseuse.
You know?
Some Eskimo masseuse is apparently fulfilling the sexual obligations that Sarah Palin's failing to do on her husband.
I mean, in my personal opinion, I got a new respect for Todd Palin now.
I mean, I respect Todd Palin way more than Sarah Palin or her whore daughters.
Because I thought Todd Palin, if you want my personal opinion, I thought he was playing for the paint team.
You know, see, I'm not joking.
I mean, you know, this is a man that's supposed to be coming out of Alaska, you know, out of the back woods here.
He's supposed to have a pair of balls, you know.
Some asshole who chops wood and bludgeons seals and crap like that.
And then when you hear this guy talk, I mean, good God, what the hell?
The hell is this crap?
I mean, this guy sounds like, you know, he should be servicing a coffee house somewhere.
You know, Todd Palin, how are you doing?
I think you're in my toolbox, and you shut your ass.
All right?
I'm telling you, man, this Negra, this Negra, I'm telling you, it's starting to taste like eight ball.
Starting to taste like old English 800 now because I don't know.
Global Atmospheric Disturbances00:03:11
I don't know.
Anyway, and for all you people calling me a racist, you know, screw you.
I'm not a racist, you bastards.
All right?
I mean, I happen to have friends that happen to be black.
All right?
I happen to appreciate black movies.
I happen to listen to rap music.
Okay?
I mean, I don't know what you're talking about.
I happen to have people who are friends of mine that happen to be black.
They don't sit here and give me this crap that I'm racist.
All right?
You piece of crap.
I have employees that happen to be black.
All right?
They don't give me this crap, milky-licking pieces of garbage.
But anyway, I started thinking to myself, you know, you take into consideration the discoveries of these new Earth-like planets.
You take into consideration all the weird atmospheric disturbances that are happening throughout the international community, because not only are we having an Arctic blast, but out in Australia, where I have a bunch of listeners out there in Australia, they're suffering through some horrible flooding.
I mean, unprecedented flooding, unprecedented tsunamis that has never, you know, well, not necessarily never, but it's very highly unprecedented weather atmospheric behavior.
Not to mention that, you know, we're seeing all kinds of other weird, precarious activity.
You know, a volcano erupted in Japan That it was very unexpected, but they caught footage of it.
Somebody actually took pictures of this volcano, and there's lightning actually happening in the volcano lava.
I mean, you know, actual lightning taking place in the lava of the volcano.
You can actually Google that or find that on one of the images.
It's one of these Japanese mountains that blew its top off and started spewing off this lava.
And lo and behold, lightning shows are in the lava.
I mean, that's kind of scary crap.
You take into consideration all this irrational thinking of American people, the irrational thinking of people in the international community.
I mean, there's a lot of serious disturbances happening out here in the international community and throughout the world, and unprecedented weather phenomena.
And, you know, we've seen tsunamis and earthquakes in South America.
And now they're rationing out the information to us that, hey, look, we found Earth-like planets.
And hey, look, supernovas are happening like it's no big deal.
And hey, look, we found geological evidence that shows pole reversals.
And they're telling us all this crap.
So, I mean, good God.
I mean, if you stop to think about it, you can start punching your head, you know, going insane just thinking about it.
End Of The World Thoughts00:15:20
But I look at it like this: when I'm gone, the meek shall inherit the earth.
Until that time, it's on and popping.
But because of all these anomalies and all these weird things that I'm describing to you, maybe it's something different.
Maybe it's something deeper.
Maybe it's something that everybody's been talking about since 9-11.
And I'm talking about what this group cold calls the end of the world.
And maybe that's what we're going through.
The end of the world.
Little people knew the ending.
Ensembled over their own.
There's no mountain.
Don't cry to pass on.
Some people have there that it's over.
Now it's cold today.
Some people have power.
That it's all Yeah,
you know, maybe to get some blood pumping through your veins there, start thinking about things, you know.
Instead of sitting here being an appreciative bastard complaining that you don't have enough entitlements to suffice your Chinese widget indulging, maybe you should start thinking about the fact that who knows, maybe it is the end of the world, huh?
Maybe it is the end of all time.
I mean, who knows?
But who cares?
The thing I'm trying to say to you is, folks, don't sit here and wallow in your own pity.
You understand?
Don't sit here and wallow around and you know, think that something's gonna happen.
You know, I hate when people say, Yeah, you know, if we just stay patient, something's gonna happen.
Something's gonna happen.
You understand now, folks, the capitalists out there.
I say this time and time again.
It's a great saying.
It's a great damn saying.
The regular schmucks of the world, the regular schmucks of the world, are the people that stand by and wait for things to happen.
The capitalists of the world go by and make things happen.
And that's what I'm saying, folks.
You've got to go out and make things happen.
Nobody's going to give you a damn thing in this world.
And if you think that they are, if you think that people are actually this giving and this caring and all this other crap, and there's not going to be some piper to be paid at the end of all this, you're an imbecile.
If you think that there's just going to be unlimited funds by the government that's just going to give you everything that you need to maintain sustenance, well, then, you know, keep on, you know, give me a break.
All right?
I'm not saying the, you know, people are chatting about the end of the world in the chat room.
I'm not saying that it is going to happen.
I'm just saying the notion should be entertained and we should appreciate things that we experience when we're alive.
You know, instead of fucking pissing and moaning, excuse my French, instead of sitting here crying like a bitch.
I'm sick and tired of hearing people crying like bitches, man.
That's what they're doing nowadays.
My family, my money, my...
Bitchin', start doin'.
How about less talking, a little bit more shut the hell up?
Maybe I'm getting a little depressed because of the beer.
Yeah, I'm sorry, folks.
I know that I'm drinking beer and there's people that are listening in.
They're like, yeah, here he goes again.
He's getting drunk on beer.
He's going to get a little upset.
Well, of course I'm going to get upset.
Of course I'm going to get upset.
I mean, haven't you looked at the damn social landscape in America today?
Haven't you looked at the people?
I'm told you time and time again.
Why don't you look at the damn sour scowls?
Look at the sour scowls that are walking the face of the earth that are walking in the shopping malls.
That are walking into the grocery stores.
Take a look at those embedded scowls on their faces, folks.
They're unhappy.
And the only people that made themselves unhappy is themselves.
But they don't want to believe that.
Hollywood makes them believe all these other suggested interpretations.
And because those suggested interpretations didn't come true, now they're blaming you.
They're blaming capitalists.
They're blaming people that are actually doing something.
They're blaming taxpayers.
They're blaming the taxpayers that are actually funding their stupid entitlements.
And it's a disgrace, folks.
It's a disgrace.
This is a country where we have dollar menus on every freaking corner.
I mean, I know people think that that's not really a big deal, but think about it.
You can go get fed.
All right?
You can go get fed with a dollar.
You can get yourself a damn little stupid double hamburger for a freaking dollar.
Yeah.
And you're like, well, what about a drink, ghost?
Jesus Christ, you're never happy, aren't you?
You're never happy.
Why don't you go drink some water?
Why don't you go to a water fountain, you ass clown?
All right?
I mean, beggars can't be choosers.
You remember that saying?
Beggars can't be choosers?
Now it seems like beggars are demanding, you know?
You know what I'm talking about, folks.
You have family members.
You have friends.
You know?
You have friends that are sitting here and that are detriments.
They're like a bag of bricks, you know, being around them.
You don't even want to talk to them.
But they still somehow put themselves in a position to get in your face and to emotionally drain you like emotional vampires.
You know what I'm talking about?
Like emotional vampires.
They're just going to suck the damn emotion right out of you.
You know what I'm talking about?
They're like, I want to suck your blood.
Like Count Dracula, but they're sucking the goddamn emotion right from under you.
And you know what they're trying to do?
Like I've said time and time again?
They're trying to mooch off of your ass because you're a capitalist and they're trying to make you feel guilty for living lavish.
You know?
That's one thing I can't stand about the American people.
They're trying to make me feel bad for living lavish.
I don't feel bad for living lavish.
Are you kidding me?
Hell no.
I don't feel bad for living lavish.
I feel great.
This is great.
Are you kidding me?
I'm drinking.
I'm eating steaks every day.
You know what I'm talking about?
I mean, I only eat hamburgers that have aged meat that was put through the grinder sirloin only.
All right?
Do you understand?
I'm becoming a food connoisseur.
I'm becoming a damn alcohol connoisseur, a cigar connoisseur.
You know, I'm enjoying the fine wines, the fine champagnes.
You know, I'm living great.
I'm living on, you know, when I go home after I leave this office, I'm going home to a damn Condominium in the middle of West 6th Street, you know, on a top high-rise where I can see the whole damn city, baby.
I don't even have, you know, curtains on my windows, man.
I mean, you know, I'm just so high in the air for Christ's sake.
I'm just chilling like an insane villain.
You know, and am I supposed to feel bad?
Because, you know what?
I worked my ass off and I had s you know good speculations and I know what I'm doing when it comes to business.
I'm supposed to be the bad guy now because, oh, look at him.
Look at me.
He's got two bags.
He got two bags, baby.
He got two bags.
I ain't got no bags, baby.
That ain't fair, but you got to give me one of them bags, baby.
That's the mentality we're dealing with here in America.
And I don't feel bad for being successful, Ben.
Absolutely not.
I feel no remorse for all the cake that I'm stacking.
I feel no remorse for all the indulging that I'm doing.
I feel no type of remorse whatsoever.
And if it gets you a little angry, if you're one of these ass clowns that are trying to venture frustration at me, that are looking at me like, oh, you stupid bastard.
If you were in front of me, I would hit you in your mouth.
I'd hit you in your mouth.
You're just jealous and envious.
You need to eliminate that whole emotion out of your psyche, you stupid, ungrateful bastard.
And you need to get some motivation.
You need to get some production and light a fire under your ass.
All right?
Don't be mad at me.
Here's another matter of fact.
I'm going to take another drink here.
Let me take another drink here.
Here, I'm going to chug it.
I'm going to chug it.
Everybody in the chat room say, Chug, chug, chug.
I'm going to chug this beer right now.
It's a whole damn glass, a bodum glass.
And for those of you folks that don't know what bodum glasses are, obviously you're not rich enough to get them.
Here we go.
Let me chug this mofo.
Take home and eat your boy.
Woo!
That's what I'm talking about, baby.
Hold on.
Oh, man.
That got to the gut there.
That got to the gut.
Oh, sorry folks.
I saw y'all had to hear that.
I got to the gut.
Here, I'm going to open up one more and I'm going to take some more callers here.
646-652-4869.
Let me open up another NAGRA.
Grigga.
There we go.
Go ahead and pour it in here.
Oh, yeah.
All right.
We're going to take some callers here.
646-652-4869.
I want to hear from you, folks.
I want to hear from you.
I want to hear what you have to say.
646, you're on the air.
I would suck my cock, you milky liquor.
Fuck you.
Oh, yeah.
Why don't you have some of this?
How about having a little bit of that?
Take a whiff of that while you're at it there, boy.
That's nasty chicken grease, corn oil, and cream beef, bitch.
All right?
How do you like that?
How do you like that, you stupid, fruity-ass little bastard?
How in the hell are you going to call me a homosexual derogatory word when you sound fruity as hell?
I don't understand where these gentlemen and these teenagers are getting off, you know, trying to call me, you know, derogatory statements in a homosexual persuasion when they sound more homosexual than the average homosexual on the street.
I don't get it.
I never will.
I don't understand it.
Maybe somebody can give me a call and maybe help me figure it out.
646-652-4869.
Somebody help me out.
All right?
Yeah, look at it.
Yeah, Bodum glass.
People are asking me what kind of glasses I'm drinking out of.
I'm drinking Bodum.
Yeah, Bodum.
All right?
They're made by the Gemins.
They're Gemini glasses.
Your sluggish sneaking slag and Boslara Sleeon.
Say hey!
So there's our German glasses, handmade, of course, handcrafted, the whole nine.
You know what I'm talking about?
Look at this idiot.
You see, look, you idiot, I can buy that cheap at Marshalls.
You can buy it at Marshall.
You're actually admitting that you shop at Marshalls, you dumb, ungrateful bastard.
You might as well say that you shop at the flea market.
I mean, don't you understand that Marshalls is like, you know, one of these places that, you know, sells like defective products, you know?
You know, these defective, like, you know, it's got a chip on it, or, you know, they blew it the wrong way, and it was one of those like retarded-looking glasses or something.
I mean, that's what they're selling over there at Marshall's, you asshole.
I mean, haven't you noticed that when you get like, you know, a shirt or something at Marshall's, that, you know, one arm is usually longer than the other, you know, or the buttons don't match up.
Tipsy Broadcast Chat Room00:15:50
Give me a break, all right?
Give me a break.
We got some asshole called Ungrateful Bastard over here trying to school me on glassware, all right?
Saying that he can get this crap at Marshall's.
I mean, let me tell you something.
If you're going to call me a liar, I want you to give me a call, you ungrateful prick, all right?
646-652-4869, all right?
I bought these damn glasses at Dillard's, baby.
I mean, this glass alone cost me $20, you milky-looking piece of crap.
This one glass cost me $20.
And it's a good glass, too, because, man, this beer is still cold, even though it's just been sitting here, man.
Well, no, as a matter of fact, I chugged the last one.
That's right.
So, no wonder this is so cold.
I just poured another one in.
Jesus Christ.
I'm getting a little tipsy, folks.
I'm sorry.
I know there's people out there saying, oh, man, he's losing it.
He's losing it.
Well, you know what?
Who cares?
All right.
Who gives a crap?
All right.
I had a good day on the market.
Commodities were all up.
I mean, I made so much money in the commodities futures, it's pathetic.
I mean, I've been riding the commodities futures wave for the past year and a half.
You know?
I mean, don't you understand that, folks?
I mean, this is the way you should be living life.
You know, you should be diversifying your damn portfolio.
Like I've been saying, you milky liquors.
You know, I mean, come on.
I mean, don't be like some bureaucrat and think that you're just going to be able to get by in life by being like, you know, some kind of politician or some kind of federal employee and think that you can just turn off your brain because one day you're going to be called out like Chuck Kick the American People in the Ball Schumer from New York, you know, a man who's been in public office since 1975, and you're finally put on the, you know, put to the test here on television, and this is what you say.
So I would urge my Republican colleagues, no matter how strongly they feel, you know, we have three branches of government.
We have a House, we have a Senate, we have a president, and all three of us are going to have to come together and give some.
But it is playing.
Shut your stupid mouth.
Shut them up.
Do you hear then?
Three branches of government.
We got a Congress, we got a House, and we got a Congress, we got a Senate, and we got a shut your mouth, Chuck Schumer.
All right?
It's a legislative, judicial and executive, and yet this guy's been in the bureaucracy since 1975 and he doesn't even know.
He doesn't even know.
He doesn't even know the own bureaucracy that's feeding his fat, jelly ass mouth.
Stupid, silly New York bagel-eating bastard.
646-652-4869 is the number to call here.
We got the tech guy.
What's going on, the tech guy?
Oh, hey, Ghost.
How are you doing, man?
Chilling like an insane villain over here.
What you doing, man?
I'm just drinking Coca-Cola and chillin'-o.
Well, cool, man.
What you got to say to us this evening?
I think you do a really great show.
I'm glad you're back at it five days a week.
I wrote that blog for you, for your show.
And I appreciate that.
Yeah, and I just added your player there.
And I think everybody should go out and do that and make a blog and put your player on there and put the link on there because there's three different things you can put on there.
So I put two of them.
Oh, man.
Well, I really appreciate there, that tech guy, man.
I mean, if you were here, I'd give you a beer, man.
Oh, great.
I love beer.
Oh, yeah?
Are you old enough to drink?
Yeah, I'm in my thirties, my early thirties.
Oh, okay.
Well, cool, man.
We'd be drinking beer right now, man, man.
Thanks on the cheers, man.
Straight up.
I know you're drinking soda, but maybe you could throw some crown in there.
Maybe a little bit of rum from the Caribbean.
Sure.
I can add it.
Anyway, hey, you want to plug your blog here, Tech Guy?
Sure.
It's smack that 9876.blogspot.com.
Say it one more time, just in case anybody missed it.
Smack that 9876.blogspot.com.
Oh, man.
You know what, Tech Guy?
You know, it's people like you that makes me continue to do these broadcasts.
And this is why I'm doing it five days a week.
I get gang loads of email from great fans like yourself who appreciate not only good commentary where you're going to learn something, but at the same time, it's a little humorous, you know?
It's just a little humorous.
And I want to thank you once again.
646-652-4869.
We got a little over 20 minutes left in the program.
A little over 20 minutes.
People were PMing me up asking me what was that song I played.
It was called The End of the World.
That's what it's called.
You know, the band cold, the end of the world.
And I didn't mean to make everybody pee their pants.
Oh, I don't want to talk about those types of things.
I don't want to talk about the end of the world.
I just want to see Ghost's toolbox.
That's all I want to do.
I don't want to talk about those types of things because they make me feel kind of bad and they make me feel kind of funny in the pants.
You know, they make me feel kind of funny at my leg.
And I don't want to talk about those types of shut up.
Give me a break.
I'm telling you, man, somebody's getting real creative with the chat names on the chat room, folks.
And if you're not listening to me live and you're just listening to me in the podcast, you have to at least set aside one time.
I am here five days a week, Monday through Friday.
All right?
Monday through Friday from 4 p.m. to 7 p.m. Central Standard Time.
You got to come in here and look at the characters that are in the chat room.
I mean, just being in the chat room, all right?
I mean, just being in the chat room, watching what's being scrolled up is just hilarious.
It's just freaking hilarious.
There's some guy in here that is called 30 and live with my mommy.
And He's basically talking about how he beats his mother once a week and she whimpers a lot and then writes the checks for him.
I know they're being facetious, but you know, haven't you noticed that when you like look at a YouTube video, and even if it's a funny one or if it's just some, you know, kind of, you know, just something humorous, something whatever, the the best part about it, after you view the clip, you look at the comments.
You know, I love looking at the comments.
I know that it's just a bunch of, you know, finger bangers that are just kind of, you know, flapping their fat Cheeto stain fingers on the keyboard trying to look cool.
But a lot of this stuff, believe it or not, some people are actually rather humorous.
You know, some people are actually rather humorous when it comes to, you know, writing a lot of the comments.
And as a matter of fact, folks, I would, you know, strongly, you know, advise you to please leave comments on the shows if you could.
You know, if you're listening to the archive, you know, leave a comment.
You know, I appreciate them.
I'm sure the people that are listening in appreciate them.
I have a large contingent who download the show.
I know that everybody can't make it, that sort of thing, but I have a large contingent who do it.
And once again, I want to thank you for doing it.
But try to make it down here, all right?
Try to make it down here.
Now, I'm going to go ahead and we got 18 minutes.
I'm going to go ahead and take another caller here.
And I want to hear from you also.
I got some chatters in the chat room.
I got a whole bunch of live listeners.
I want to hear from you.
All right?
646-652-4869-111.
Are you there?
Hey, Gus, baby doll.
Hi, Judy, Gus.
Gus, Gus.
Jesus Christ, just kick it!
I mean, this guy's been calling for three freaking years.
You know that?
This character, this person that's been calling here, three freaking years, this same kind of, you know, fruity sounding voice has been calling up saying, I hate ghost baby.
M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M The same, the same person.
I mean, if you look back in the archive, I mean, you know, go back three years and you'll hear this person at least once every show.
At least once every show.
I mean, I'm glad the person listens, but, you know, come on with the internet butt stalking, you know?
Why don't you take about 10 steps away from my freaking butt crack for Christ's sake, all right?
Good God.
Before I pop a hemorrhoid in your face, you piece of crap.
All right?
Now pop a hemorrhoid.
There you go.
Pop a hemorrhoid in your face, you piece of garbage.
How you like that, huh?
Oh, yeah.
I'm sure everybody's getting grossed out now, huh?
Even though these people are, you know, calling me, agitating me, you know, I'm sitting over here shooting people pearls out here on the radio, and yet people are calling me, making me look like a jagoff.
You know what I'm talking about?
Oh, great.
I got some guy named One Angry Jew, you know, spamming my chat room over here.
One Angry Jew.
Didn't you email me one Angry Jew and saying that you were pissed off because you were waiting in like queue here in Quee, waiting to be like, you know, on the air to get your question or whatever.
And you got pissed off, so you emailed me at ghostpolitics at yahoo.com and you were like, you bastard, you let me sit there and wait for 30, 40 minutes.
I'm one angry Jew.
I don't do that sort of thing.
You're not supposed to do that to me.
You're not supposed to do that to me.
Well, you know what?
I mean, why don't you shove it up your ass, one angry Jew?
All right?
Why don't you shove it up your ass before I use your damn yarmulke as a coffee filter?
All right, you piece of garbage.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, you know what?
Call me then.
Call me then, you piece of garbage.
And we'll see what's up, all right?
Huh?
We'll see what's up.
Anyway.
No, it's not that I don't like Jews.
Are you kidding me?
I mean, some of the best business people are Jews.
I just don't like that Jew.
I don't like one angry Jew.
I think he's probably one of the Jews that just didn't get the connection there.
He didn't have a family member that owned anything, so now he's sitting over here on the internet finger-banging around here like we all give two rats' asses.
All right?
You know what I'm talking about?
I'm not against Jews, on the contrary, man.
I do a lot of business with Jewish people.
As a matter of fact, Jewish people are very compassionate people.
They're all about business.
I mean, are you kidding me?
I mean, I love the Jewish people.
I just don't like that asshole.
All right?
I mean, as a matter of fact, since we're here now, let me go ahead and make a prayer here.
Let me go ahead and prayer.
God, please, if you're listening in, please, if you can go and, you know, have something happen to one angry Jew because he's getting on my nerves, and obviously he's trying to, you know, agitate me, that sort of thing.
So please, if you could, inject him with Cancer of the Prick.
And I don't want him to die.
You know, I just want him to, you know, go out like Willie Lumplump so he can have no more sexual gratification for the rest of his pathetically anal life.
Thank you, God.
Amen.
Anyway, let's go ahead and take a call here.
646-652-4869.
Oh, yeah.
And by the way, by the way, God, before the amen's going, let me go ahead and add one more thing.
I also want the circumcision to be, the foreskin to be restored on his circumcision.
That's what I want.
I want the foreskin restoration.
All right, while one angry Jew sleeps, I want foreskin restoration on one angry Jew, okay?
And then send me a bagel if you can.
Cream cheese.
646-652-4869.
Amen.
Amen.
I'm sorry.
Amen.
200, you there?
Jesus Christ.
Here we go.
Are you kidding me?
You see what I'm saying, folks?
You see what I have to put up with here?
Huh?
Do you see what I have to put up with here?
I mean, I've got, you know, one guy who's pissed off because he's not, you know, doesn't have a rich Jewish family member to hook him up with a, you know, business or something or to hook him up like that fat, disgusting piece of crap, Jonah Hill, that we all have to, like, you know, play along like he's funny.
You know, that fat piece of Jonah Hill crap.
We're supposed to just be like, oh, yeah, we love your dry-witted humor, Jonah.
Oh, that's just so funny.
You being a fat jelly ass who can't stop, you know, shoving food down your gut like a damn garbage disposal with dry-witted humor.
Oh, yeah, that's just great.
We're just going to laugh our asses off with that, yeah, you freaking stupid fat bastard.
You know, Jonah Hill, that's a guy who needs to put the matzah balls down.
You know what I'm talking about?
I mean, no offense, buddy.
I mean, good lord.
Anyway, 646-652-4869 is the number to call here.
We got 12 minutes left in the program, folks.
We're going to take a few callers here, but before we do, I would like for everybody to please, once again, to add to your favorites or your bookmarks, blogtalkradio.com/slash ghost.
That's blogtalkradio.com/slash ghost.
And let me tell you something else.
Let me tell you something else, all right?
I want you to spread that damn thing around like wildfire.
I want you to spread it around like wildfire.
You know what I'm talking about?
That's what I want.
That's what I want to see out there.
And like I said, folks, like I said, I'm doing this five days a week, you know?
And the reason I'm doing it is because after I'm done with all the days, you know, market work and taking phone calls from a variety of different ventures that I have out here.
And believe it or not, I actually have integrated all the retail outlets that I have that are under my ownership.
I actually have them all connected via camera.
I actually bought the cameras from China because it's cheap.
So, you know, I can actually just kind of on my computer, you know, hook up an IP address and actually see what's going on in my businesses.
You know what I'm talking about?
I also have, you know, other type of, I mean, it's just beautiful, man.
I just love the way productivity can be innovated to where you don't even have to be there and you can be certain that you're not going to get jipped off out here.
You know what I'm talking about?
Woo!
Man, that's just funny.
You know, that's just funny.
Ten minutes left in the program, folks.
646-652-4869 is the number to call here.
Oh, wait a minute.
Closing Stock Advice Segment00:10:28
What do we have here?
Is this one angry Jew?
Are you there?
You know, you stood there and you lauded my ingenuity with two people.
Ungrateful prick, live with mommy.
You said, oh, that was funny, funny.
Then you find out it's one angry Jew and it's not so funny.
You are one sanctimonious prick bastard you are.
Listen, hold on, ghost.
And if you're the prick bastard.
If you're going to spread bagel and cream cheese, you better not forget the locks and capers.
And just to show how smart you are.
I don't like locks.
I don't like it.
I don't stand.
If you're serving me, I'm not serving you.
And just to show how smart you are, tell me where capers come from.
Real quick now.
I don't really care.
How about that?
How about I don't care where locks comes from and capers and all that?
I don't care.
All right?
I don't care.
All right?
You know what I care about?
I care about that, you know, I'm going to the best restaurants and having some badass chef that's been around the world making my food for me.
Do you think I give a crap about where locks and capers come from?
I mean, what are you trying to do?
What is this like?
You know, Jewish 20 questions?
What's going on, one angry Jew?
Capers are not Jewish.
They're Italian.
That was a hint.
Where do they come from?
Well, first of all, I don't care.
I don't like WAPs either.
How do you like that?
You eat WAP food, though.
Well, so what?
I eat American WAP food.
I think the Olive Garden has the best spaghetti and meatballs in American history.
Oh, you weren't sitting in Little Italy the other night?
Ah, shut up, Little Italy, the other night.
Are you kidding me?
Get out of here, little Italy.
I wouldn't take a crap in Little Italy.
I wouldn't even take a crap in New York City there, one angry Jew.
I think New York is a pissing ground.
All right?
I mean, I've been there.
I do business out there.
I mean, I take trips out there.
I mean, a whole nine yards.
But, I mean, once I step off the plane, like I said, there's a mixture.
Like, you know, take a whip out there.
It's a mixture between a dirty, smelly urinal, crap, garbage, sewage, and, like, rat carcass decomposition.
I mean, you know, that's what it is.
You know, I mean, I would not take a dirty diarrhea crap in New York City, man.
I mean, I'm sorry.
I'm not, I mean, I do go there because, hey, I mean, you know, it is, you know, central for business.
And, you know, it's kind of cool to go, you know, I don't know.
You know, go check out the city out there in Times Square and that sort of thing.
But inevitably, I just don't like it there, One Angry Juice, so I wouldn't be in Little Italy, you know.
Speaking of which, I've been to Italy.
You know, I've been to Italy.
Let's talk a little bit about Italians for a little bit.
I've actually been to Italy.
If you go to Italy, none of the Italian food is anything like you see it out here in America.
You know?
It's nothing like you see.
The pizzas are different.
The spaghetti and meat bowls are different.
Everything's different.
It tastes like crap.
You know?
It tastes like utter crap.
The only thing I appreciated out there in Italy was the fact that they had some decent wine and the architecture.
That's about it.
All right?
So anyway, you got anything else to say there, One Angry Jew?
I've got something to say.
What'd you eat in Italy?
What'd you go looking for the one lone Chinese restaurant that wasn't even manned by Chinese?
What'd you eat there?
I ate Italian food.
I ate pizza.
You know, I ate spaghetti and meatballs.
And they put all kinds of tuna fish and some sick-ass pork sausage in there.
Have you eaten a pork sausage from Italy?
I mean, Italian pork sausage?
I mean, I literally chunked up the pizza that I had that I was trying to keep down in my stomach once I bit into a goddamn Italian sausage.
I mean, are people eating this?
I know, dear.
All right, take it easy now.
Listen, my uncle Giuseppe, Giuseppe Joe, he makes Italian pork sausage.
Yeah, well, you know, you tell him to shove it up his clogged up colon pipe because it sucks.
All right?
It sucks.
Italian sausage sucks.
All right?
Italian sausage sucks.
It's just, it's disgusting.
It is.
And if you don't believe me, folks, go buy it from the store, grill it on your grill, and puke up nasty chicken grease, corn oil, and cream of wheat.
It's disgusting.
I mean, it literally is disgusting.
I mean, I mean, just thinking about it, man.
Just thinking about it.
Good God.
Here, let me take another sip of this beer here.
You know what?
Since we only got five minutes left, all right, since we only got five minutes left, I'm going to chug this beer for everybody who's listening out there.
All right?
For everybody who's listening, I'm going to chug this beer.
Can we get another chug, chug, chug going on here?
Let me go ahead and pour the rest of this beer in here so we can chug it all here.
All right, here we go.
Two, three, here we go.
That was for one angry Jew right there.
Anyway, see, here we go again.
You know, I'm a drunkard.
I'm a drunkard now.
You know, I'm a drunkard because I'm a connoisseur of alcohol.
You know, for all you idiots that are calling me a drunkard, you're idiots.
You're lucky we're not in a damn barroom.
I mean, I swear to God, man.
I swear to God, I would stomp a mud hole in your asses, kick it dry, and then take a dirty yellow bubbly piss in it for you telling me that I'm a drunk, calling me a drunk.
Do you understand that?
I mean, I said this before, and I'll say it again.
It ain't nothing for me to whoop a man's ass.
All right?
It is nothing for me to whoop a man's ass.
I mean, I've done it before.
I'll do it again.
All right?
Here, take a whiff of it.
Take a whiff of some of that here.
Anyway, I'm going to go ahead and start closing this down.
We got four minutes left.
Some bimbo saying I have no manners.
So what if I have no manners?
I'm rich.
Don't you understand that?
I can have somebody wipe my ass with $20 bills.
I got cake.
You understand that?
I've made money off the commodities market, off of the stock market.
I've made money off of the damn regular business.
Just give me a break.
Good Lord.
I mean, when you're rich, you don't got to have manners.
Are you kidding me?
I can drink Dom P straight out the bottle, you stupid bimbo.
I can smoke cigars in mid-flight.
Yeah, no kidding, man.
Get back in the kitchen where you belong and make your man a sandwich.
All right?
That's why you're up here trying to pick on me there, woman.
You're up here, you're there all alone.
You're probably going on one of these e-harmony sites, you know, flapping your fat Cheeto-stained fingers on the keyboard, looking for some foreigner to finger bang you over the telephone.
And what he's doing is trying to finger bang you to get a green card into this country.
And then you wonder why you're always getting the bad man.
I'm always getting the bad man.
I'm always getting the bad man.
Give me a break.
Anyway, folks, we got two minutes here.
I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
We've got a lot of people tuning in.
Spread the word about the True Capitalist Radio Show.
The official website, blogtalkradio.com/slash ghost.
All right, that's blogtalkradio.com/slash ghost.
Spread it around like wildfire.
You know what I'm talking about?
And not to mention, you know, for all the folks that are saying that I should be on TV or should be on terrestrial radio, why don't you email these pricks?
Email them and tell them what's up, man.
I'm shooting pearls when it comes to giving capitalist advice while at the same time giving people verbal beatdowns like it ain't crap.
You understand what I'm saying?
Just spread it around like wildfire.
And not to mention, all right?
Not to mention, you know, hook me up with an email, all right?
Ghostpolitics at yahoo.com.
All right?
Ghostpolitics at yahoo.com.
And of course, follow me on Twitter, folks.
All right?
Follow me on freaking Twitter.
It's the best way to figure out what I'm doing.
And let me tell you, if you were following me this morning, you were making money.
I woke up at 7, 6.30 a.m.
I was giving people futures advice.
I was giving people stock advice.
I'm telling you, baby, if you listen to the ghost man, you're going to make some money.
Do you understand?
On top of making some money, you'll probably laugh so hard your uterus will fall out of your hole.
Do you understand what I'm talking about?
I'm not joking.
I know Twitter sucks, but everybody's using it there, Mr. Fortune Cookie.
Hey, where the hell did you guys?
How the hell did you get here?
You're supposed to be in China conducting your business with the Chinese government, you milky-looking piece of crap.
Anyway, hook me up.
Ghost Politics is the name to follow on Twitter.
Add to your favorites, blogtalkradio.com slash ghost, and spread it around like wildfire.
Add the audio widget to your websites, to your MySpace, to wherever, to your damn Facebook, the whole crap.
All right, the whole crap.
And at the same time, folks, I will be here tomorrow, same place, same time, 4 to 7 p.m. Central Standard Time, Monday through Friday.
Thank everybody.
Everybody for tuning in.
I don't care who you are.
I want to thank you.
I want to thank you.
I want to thank you for tuning in, you milky-licking pieces of nipple clamp-loving button-upy-ass-looking pieces of garbage.
And I'm out of here.
Long live capitalism.
Boarshead Teriyaki Chicken Launch00:00:30
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