True Anon Truth Feed - [PREVIEW] Episode 534: Dallas 1
Aired: 2026-03-26
Duration: 01:27

[00:00:00]  The staffer described the call as short and perfunctory.
[00:00:03]  I've been described as such myself.
[00:00:05]  But after confirming he would drive him, the staffer, quote, broke down.
[00:00:09]  He then recorded a series of tearful video accounts detailing the evening, which he shared with the Daily Beast, as well as with two people close to him, including the staffer's wife.
[00:00:19]  Okay, I'm with you.
[00:00:21]  Broke down.
[00:00:23]  Okay.
[00:00:23]  He said, what is wrong with me?
[00:00:25]  This is okay to happen.
[00:00:26]  He said in one of the videos, I don't know what I did.
[00:00:28]  It's very sad that this is okay.
[00:00:30]  In another video, the staffer narrated the events in regards to Matt Schlapp, the chairman of CPAC, who approximately two hours ago put his hands on me in a sustained and unsolicited and unwanted manner.
[00:00:41]  Matt Schlap of the CPAC grabbed my junk and pummeled it at length.
[00:00:45]  And I'm sitting there thinking, what the hell is going on that this person is literally doing this to me?
[00:00:48]  Pummeled it?
[00:00:49]  He Matt Schlap of CPAC actually says of the CPAC.
[00:00:54]  I guess it is Matt Slapp of the CPAC grabbed my junk and pummeled it at length.
[00:01:01]  It's very sonorous.
[00:01:02]  Matt Schlap of CPAC grabbed my shit, pummeled it at length.
[00:01:06]  Grabbed my pummeled it?
[00:01:08]  Did I say grab my junk?
[00:01:09]  Grab my junk and pummeled it at length.
[00:01:14]  It's not funny, but I'm not laughing.
[00:01:17]  You're the one that is.
[00:01:18]  Matt Schlapp of CPAC grabbed my junk and pummeled it at length.
[00:01:25]  It has a poetry to it, though.
[00:01:26]  It certainly does.