True Anon Truth Feed - [PREVIEW] Episode 510: Tip Line #10 Ft. Sarah Squirm and Jack Bensinger
Aired: 2025-12-18
Duration: 03:54


=== Alpha and Beta Misunderstood (02:23) ===

[00:00:00]  Well, he's making a fool of himself by saying beta too, not realizing that sigma is actually alpha and alpha is beta.
[00:00:06]  Yeah, true.
[00:00:08]  So true.
[00:00:08]  You know, that's interesting.
[00:00:09]  We have a tier system that we've been trying to.
[00:00:11]  It's still being worked on because there's some complications with it.
[00:00:15]  But oftentimes people see as like the alpha at the top of the pyramid, which is the weakest point because it's the smallest.
[00:00:22]  Right, right.
[00:00:23]  Oh, it's like food pyramid.
[00:00:25]  No.
[00:00:25]  Exactly.
[00:00:26]  Because the top of the food pyramid is the shit that's only a little bit.
[00:00:30]  But that's where the transmitter is to send off the beef end of space.
[00:00:33]  That's true.
[00:00:34]  But it's necessarily very fragile.
[00:00:35]  Wait, what is sigma?
[00:00:37]  It's like, oh, come on.
[00:00:40]  I don't actually really know.
[00:00:41]  This is to be fair.
[00:00:43]  We had an episode of Saturday Night Live last night.
[00:00:47]  So effing true.
[00:00:49]  Oh, God.
[00:00:50]  And I slept, I'm going to say four to five hours.
[00:00:55]  That's pretty good.
[00:00:57]  Oh, my.
[00:00:59]  I need my 14 hours beauty sleep.
[00:01:02]  I need my bears winter sleep.
[00:01:03]  You haven't seen.
[00:01:04]  By the looks of it, you haven't gotten it ever.
[00:01:07]  Well, I'm wearing sunglasses inside, like a sigma.
[00:01:11]  Wait, what is a sigma?
[00:01:13]  It's okay.
[00:01:14]  What is it, Jack?
[00:01:15]  It's alpha.
[00:01:16]  It's an alpha who doesn't, I could be getting this wrong, who doesn't need like a pack.
[00:01:21]  You know, they do their, they're not getting off on.
[00:01:23]  Yeah.
[00:01:23]  They bought them from the top.
[00:01:25]  But I also thought sigma was also like, it's like the prime of the alpha.
[00:01:30]  The sigma is when an alpha realizes that they don't need betas.
[00:01:35]  An alpha needs betas.
[00:01:37]  Wow.
[00:01:38]  Wow.
[00:01:39]  That's Hegelian, actually.
[00:01:40]  What are they doing?
[00:01:41]  It's very Hegelian.
[00:01:42]  Hegelian?
[00:01:43]  I'm straight.
[00:01:46]  All right.
[00:01:47]  Speaking of, I actually, this tip was supposed to be first.
[00:01:50]  I think the Doug Emoff one is much better first, but this tip is, I don't know why I said it at all.
[00:01:56]  No, because you wanted to tell us that you prepared.
[00:01:58]  And I actually think that's, and in this podcasting era when everyone's just getting on, getting on the mic, being like, I'm hungover, whatever.
[00:02:06]  This is YouTube.
[00:02:07]  I'm on SNL.
[00:02:08]  I didn't sleep.
[00:02:10]  You're not even on SNL that much.
[00:02:12]  In a blonde way.
[00:02:13]  She is.
[00:02:15]  Going, no, this is me on SNL.
[00:02:16]  I don't watch it.
[00:02:19]  But I see you on, you're on all the clips.
[00:02:22]  I'm going like this.

=== Why We Break Character (01:31) ===

[00:02:23]  You get clipped a lot.
[00:02:24]  Okay, you, you, this is my impression of me on SNL.
[00:02:27]  You behave weird.
[00:02:28]  Okay.
[00:02:28]  Oh, my gosh, my toes are weird.
[00:02:30]  What?
[00:02:31]  What is going on?
[00:02:32]  Hey.
[00:02:33]  Oh, my.
[00:02:35]  Guys.
[00:02:36]  You do do guys a lot.
[00:02:38]  That's good.
[00:02:39]  You go, sorry, what?
[00:02:42]  Yeah, because I'm way.
[00:02:43]  And I do notice that my mouth is fully agape in every sketch, literally going like this.
[00:02:52]  Soy face?
[00:02:53]  I soy face.
[00:02:54]  What is this?
[00:02:54]  Woah, Jack?
[00:02:56]  Yeah.
[00:02:56]  Why are you pointing at it?
[00:02:57]  Oh, yeah.
[00:02:58]  I see.
[00:02:58]  In every sketch, I go.
[00:03:00]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:03:01]  She's pointing and soy facing.
[00:03:02]  I think that's called bad acting.
[00:03:04]  No, you are breaking stirring as well.
[00:03:07]  But people can't tell because your face is already so like just unusual that they don't know like the expressions you're making like don't resemble human ones.
[00:03:15]  So they can't tell that you're just breaking whatever character.
[00:03:18]  Don't people like it when you break?
[00:03:20]  Perversely?
[00:03:21]  I don't think.
[00:03:22]  Isn't that the classic Fallon paradox?
[00:03:24]  I don't think people like when I break.
[00:03:27]  They're like this fucking hand.
[00:03:28]  Yeah, put it back in.
[00:03:30]  Fix it.
[00:03:31]  Fix.
[00:03:33]  I break, you fix.
[00:03:34]  Is that a reference for anyone?
[00:03:36]  Was that just a store in Chicago?
[00:03:38]  It sounds just like the name of like a generic cell phone store.
[00:03:42]  I break, you fix.
[00:03:42]  Doesn't really sound like a store at all.
[00:03:45]  Actually, it'd be a great store.
[00:03:46]  Yeah.
[00:03:47]  Why don't you try it?
[00:03:49]  Hey, no, bring in your phone.
[00:03:50]  Just breaking the screen.
[00:03:51]  No, you put it down.
[00:03:52]  You put the little dust thing on it to get the dust off.