True Anon Truth Feed - [PREVIEW] Episode 505: Tranche Talk
Aired: 2025-11-24
Duration: 04:56


=== Wait Until Enemies Lull (03:43) ===

[00:00:04]  I feel like you do it too gently.
[00:00:06]  Yeah, you strike it so softly.
[00:00:07]  It's a pianissimo.
[00:00:09]  Sun Tzu once said, it's better to tap the gong gently than to exert all your strength with one mighty push.
[00:00:18]  You wait until your two enemies.
[00:00:22]  You wait until your two enemies are lulled.
[00:00:26]  Their earbuds opened up.
[00:00:29]  And then that was too much.
[00:01:01]  I'm sorry.
[00:01:02]  Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry for that.
[00:01:03]  That was.
[00:01:05]  They tried to get me.
[00:01:06]  And you know, I didn't do the voice for Sun Tzu.
[00:01:08]  And there's a voice.
[00:01:10]  Sorry, what's the voice?
[00:01:10]  I didn't do it.
[00:01:12]  I didn't do it.
[00:01:12]  No, no, no.
[00:01:13]  I'm just curious.
[00:01:13]  Which voice were you thinking of?
[00:01:15]  Sun Tzu's voice.
[00:01:16]  What does it sound like?
[00:01:17]  I don't know.
[00:01:18]  How would you describe it?
[00:01:19]  I have no idea what you're imagining.
[00:01:20]  That's why I'm asking you.
[00:01:21]  You can't imagine a Chinese guy's voice?
[00:01:23]  Why is that?
[00:01:25]  I don't know.
[00:01:25]  I mean, I've never heard him personally.
[00:01:27]  I've never heard him personally either, but I can imagine what his voice would be like.
[00:01:30]  What does it sound like?
[00:01:36]  It sounds like RFK Joder.
[00:01:40]  Wait.
[00:01:41]  Audiobook idea.
[00:01:43]  RFP.
[00:01:44]  Oh, drink Sun Tzu.
[00:01:45]  Sun Tzu.
[00:01:47]  It's better.
[00:01:49]  It's stranger than the enemy.
[00:01:51]  Wait.
[00:01:51]  It's American.
[00:01:54]  Wait, this is a great idea.
[00:01:56]  RFK Jr. reading series for Audible.
[00:02:01]  I want to hear him read American Ganto.
[00:02:04]  Of like Machiavelli.
[00:02:06]  Yeah.
[00:02:06]  50 Shades of Gray.
[00:02:08]  Not that one.
[00:02:09]  What other ones are there?
[00:02:10]  What other books?
[00:02:10]  There's no other Bibles?
[00:02:12]  Those are the two books.
[00:02:12]  Wow.
[00:02:13]  Could you imagine?
[00:02:16]  He brought the murr.
[00:02:17]  Wait, didn't we have an idea for a Bible episode?
[00:02:20]  No, we had an idea for- That's for the Christmas episode.
[00:02:24]  Oh, yes.
[00:02:25]  Yeah, that's not, let's not.
[00:02:27]  You're wearing a hat.
[00:02:30]  Yeah, Liz makes me wear.
[00:02:31]  So Liz is like, Liz said this to me today.
[00:02:34]  She said, y'all are lucky that you don't have to wear that fucking yellow star anymore.
[00:02:39]  I got you a hat.
[00:02:40]  And how would you describe that?
[00:02:42]  I never say y'all.
[00:02:43]  How would you describe the hat?
[00:02:45]  It has payote, which you've tucked behind your ears.
[00:02:50]  Because I'm flirting.
[00:02:50]  It looks a little bit more like braids.
[00:02:52]  I'm fucking flirting.
[00:02:56]  Four locks.
[00:02:57]  I'm twirling my four locks.
[00:02:58]  You have more like five locks.
[00:03:00]  No, they're four locks.
[00:03:01]  There's two locks, really.
[00:03:02]  I'm wearing a Jewish hat.
[00:03:04]  And not the kind that you think.
[00:03:06]  It was a Jewish hat.
[00:03:08]  And they have to wear the yarmulke under the hats.
[00:03:11]  I guess so.
[00:03:11]  That seems hot.
[00:03:12]  But it doesn't.
[00:03:13]  They always look like they're very warm.
[00:03:15]  But in the winter, they're the ones laughing.
[00:03:18]  Yeah, but in the rest of the year, we're all.
[00:03:20]  I don't laugh.
[00:03:21]  I do.
[00:03:21]  I respect.
[00:03:22]  But it seems a little excessive to have to wear the yarmulke underneath the giant fur hat.
[00:03:27]  Yeah.
[00:03:28]  All right, everyone.
[00:03:29]  I'm Liz.
[00:03:30]  My name is Brace.
[00:03:32]  And I'm producer Young Chomsky.
[00:03:34]  Hello.
[00:03:35]  And this is Jernan.
[00:03:36]  I'm feeling so wacky today.
[00:03:37]  You are?
[00:03:38]  Do you know why that is?
[00:03:39]  Why?
[00:03:40]  I relapsed.
[00:03:43]  You love that joke.
[00:03:44]  It's a good joke.
[00:03:45]  You laughed.
[00:03:45]  It's not really that.

=== Jewish Hats and Laughter (01:08) ===

[00:03:47]  He laughed.
[00:03:47]  I always see it coming.
[00:03:49]  No, you didn't.
[00:03:50]  And when it actually happens, you won't.
[00:03:52]  You won't.
[00:03:53]  And this whole world's going to change.
[00:03:57]  Everyone, we need to talk about something before we get into the episode that has nothing to do with hats or gongs or really anything in between those two things.
[00:04:10]  So we did a live show.
[00:04:12]  Four.
[00:04:13]  Sure.
[00:04:14]  But we did a live show just two days ago.
[00:04:17]  And we received a package of gifts with a T, not animated gifts.
[00:04:24]  And let me first add here: whenever somebody is like, hey, can I bring you guys something to the live show?
[00:04:29]  My immediate thing, and I love anyone, if you've ever asked that, I love you.
[00:04:33]  Thank you so much.
[00:04:34]  I'm always like, sure.
[00:04:39]  You know?
[00:04:40]  That's your response.
[00:04:41]  It's just like.
[00:04:41]  How many people are asking you?
[00:04:43]  This is what I, here.
[00:04:44]  Here's a tip, listeners.
[00:04:46]  Don't ask.
[00:04:46]  Yeah.
[00:04:47]  Well, no.
[00:04:48]  Don't ask.
[00:04:49]  No, let's not discourage consent in any way when it comes to these sort of interactions.