True Anon Truth Feed - [PREVIEW] Episode 499.5: Gooned!
Aired: 2025-10-30
Duration: 03:24


=== Wank Battle Wars (02:39) ===

[00:00:00]  Usually wank battling is not necessarily erotic.
[00:00:02]  And again, I should probably, should I define wank battle?
[00:00:05]  Yeah, and define how someone would dominate someone in a wank battle.
[00:00:08]  So wank battle is, I would say, most gooners who are active in the Discord communities, you have like your porn stash, like a very well-tabbed, you know, arranged collection of pornography, GIFs, clips, that kind of thing.
[00:00:22]  And in the wank battling forums, you basically, there's so many different kinds.
[00:00:26]  There's 8, 9, 10, wank battling.
[00:00:28]  There's hentai wank battling.
[00:00:29]  There's a whole variety of them.
[00:00:31]  But the idea is basically, it's usually by text.
[00:00:33]  Sometimes maybe you're on camera.
[00:00:34]  You're trading porn back and forth with each other.
[00:00:38]  One guy sends porn to another guy.
[00:00:40]  He says, that's an eight.
[00:00:41]  I find that arousing.
[00:00:42]  And so let's say there's 100 points, eight get removed.
[00:00:47]  I'm not explaining it very well.
[00:00:48]  It's honestly kind of hard for me to understand even having wank battled myself, but it is basically gamified sharing of pornography.
[00:00:56]  I have the rules in front of me.
[00:00:58]  And yeah, it is also kind of confusing to me because it's like, it says for eight, nine, ten battle.
[00:01:04]  It's basically a trade, both sending porn and rating a scale out of 10.
[00:01:07]  8 equals question, 9 equals dare, 10 equals dare plus skip.
[00:01:12]  You can use the questions to know better the porn taste of your rival.
[00:01:15]  Punishments, if both parties agree to certain punishments pre-battle, the loser must do them once the battle is over.
[00:01:21]  And what's interesting, well, what's interesting to me is I don't know how they, it's all like on good faith.
[00:01:25]  How do you win?
[00:01:25]  That's what I asked the Egyptian kid that I was talking to.
[00:01:28]  It's like, let's say you find an image someone sends you insanely arousing, but you want to win the game.
[00:01:34]  So you give them a five.
[00:01:35]  What's to stop you from doing that?
[00:01:37]  There's all kinds of honor codes and systems to make sure that doesn't happen.
[00:01:41]  Yeah.
[00:01:42]  It's like airsoft.
[00:01:43]  They're not on, yeah, they're not on video.
[00:01:47]  Some of them are.
[00:01:47]  The ones that I did were not on video.
[00:01:50]  There's also HP battle.
[00:01:51]  It's a battle where you depend on health points.
[00:01:54]  And this is really, this is actually what made me be like, wow, these are gamers.
[00:01:57]  Yes.
[00:01:57]  Every time you rate the rating, you rate the rating is subtracted from your HP.
[00:02:01]  Example, you both agree to do 100 HP battle.
[00:02:03]  In the first turn, one party rates 8.
[00:02:05]  You subtract 8 from the total HP equals 92.
[00:02:08]  The losers determine once they reach zero HP.
[00:02:10]  And then there's one girl battle.
[00:02:12]  Each player selects a girl, blah, blah, blah.
[00:02:14]  And then countries battle, where it's a battle where each battle only uses girls in their country.
[00:02:19]  For example, USA versus Australia.
[00:02:22]  And then they give a bunch of examples.
[00:02:25]  The American battle where they only use American girls in his turn is the Australian battler will only use Australian girls in his turn.
[00:02:31]  So this is like essentially a gamification of the act of gooning.
[00:02:34]  Because often, as you described in the article, sometimes they'll just all kind of goon in a Zoom.

=== Girl Battles Gamify Gooning (00:44) ===

[00:02:39]  Yeah, well, there's the stream room.
[00:02:40]  There's two things here.
[00:02:41]  There's feeding, which is just two gooners sending each other pornography, not in a gamified way, but in a kind of relaxed, you know, friendly way, trying to get each other off.
[00:02:49]  So this is really a gamified feeding.
[00:02:51]  The stream room is a different thing.
[00:02:52]  That's where you kind of have a DJ going.
[00:02:54]  He's got a lot of those PMVs.
[00:02:56]  Oh, a DJ of the porn.
[00:02:58]  Of the horn, who's got like a great PMV playlist and is sort of circulating it.
[00:03:02]  People have favorite DJs, just like they have favorite PMV makers.
[00:03:06]  And a lot of the guys are jacking off on camera.
[00:03:09]  And usually it's almost invariable.
[00:03:10]  The moment someone comes, they turn the camera off.
[00:03:12]  I mean, I guess that makes sense.
[00:03:13]  Because you get the shame might kick in.
[00:03:17]  But, you know, a lot of them stay in there for a long time.
[00:03:20]  Many are not on camera, many are just watching the action, enjoying themselves.