True Anon Truth Feed - [PREVIEW] Episode 488: The Freak Book Aired: 2025-09-11 Duration: 04:58 === Modern Siren Sound (01:46) === [00:00:00] Well, we had a different episode planned. [00:00:02] We certainly did. [00:00:03] When's the wait, we haven't done the sirens in a long time, have we? [00:00:07] We've had various sirens of late. [00:00:09] Do we have can we have a different siren? [00:00:11] Unleash our most classic sirens, if you will. [00:00:15] Or no, let's get a modern siren. [00:00:17] Oh, like a European-style one. [00:00:19] That doesn't work. [00:00:20] No, no, something a bit more contemporary. [00:00:22] You know what? [00:00:23] Do the European-style one for about 15 seconds. [00:00:25] Maybe like an avant-garde one. [00:00:27] Yeah. [00:00:27] One that you don't hear so much. [00:00:28] One they might have in like Slovakia. [00:00:31] Yeah. [00:00:31] In the 70s. [00:00:32] Yeah. [00:00:33] Okay. Greetings. [00:01:02] Hello, everyone. [00:01:04] Happy birthday. [00:01:05] Oh, happy birthday. [00:01:07] You know, I was trying to think of all the birthday songs that we could kind of play. [00:01:11] How many are there? [00:01:12] You know, there's more than you'd think. [00:01:13] Well, there's a lot because obviously, as everyone knows, happy birthday is copywritten. [00:01:17] Or maybe it's not anymore. [00:01:19] Like, I don't know. [00:01:19] Maybe that's GPT. [00:01:20] But so every time they sing it in a show, it's like, happy birthday to you. [00:01:24] Oh, yeah, they do like a weird thing. [00:01:26] We have an emergency episode. [00:01:29] I was just thinking about two chains. [00:01:32] Yes, but before we talk about that, I'm Liz. [00:01:34] My name is Brace. [00:01:35] I'm producer Young Chomsky. [00:01:36] And this is Truan. [00:01:37] Hello. [00:01:38] Hello. [00:01:39] So we had a different episode planned, but that is crumpled up in the trash. [00:01:45] You'll never hear it. [00:01:45] You'll never hear it. === Best Episode Ever (03:11) === [00:01:46] It's going to be burned. [00:01:47] And it was our best episode. [00:01:49] It was our best episode. [00:01:50] It was so good. [00:01:51] It was so good that I was like, oh my God, this is going to, we're finally going to break through. [00:01:55] Well, not only that. [00:01:56] Bracey's going on rogue. [00:01:58] Yes. [00:01:58] Bracey on rogue, but this was it. [00:02:00] We had one big score and we were going to retire. [00:02:03] We had the best episode of our lives. [00:02:05] We were back in the game for one last round. [00:02:08] And they brought us back. [00:02:09] They brought the episode. [00:02:11] We were so ready and everything went according to the plan. [00:02:15] We were out and then, you know what? [00:02:18] They dragged us back in. [00:02:22] The birthday book. [00:02:23] The birthday book. [00:02:24] It's your birthday. [00:02:26] This is kind of, I feel like this is what the Seinfeld episode on Seinfeld's friendship with Epstein would have been called. [00:02:32] Do you know how fucked up it is that we don't have a Seinfeld episode about Epstein? [00:02:36] I mean, George is kind of an Epstein-like figure. [00:02:40] George? [00:02:40] Yeah. [00:02:41] Jerry. [00:02:42] Jerry? [00:02:43] Are you fucking kidding me? [00:02:45] No, George gets way more laid than Jerry. [00:02:47] What? [00:02:48] I don't think Jerry fucks. [00:02:49] Have you seen Seinfeld? [00:02:51] I have. [00:02:52] How much of Seinfeld have you seen? [00:02:53] I've seen his penis. [00:02:54] I've seen the entire thing. [00:02:55] 100%. [00:02:57] That is the crazy. [00:02:58] You have said so many crazy things on this show, and that might be. [00:03:01] George gets more pussy than Jerry. [00:03:02] That is not true. [00:03:05] I would say that sex for sex, George is in the lead. [00:03:08] No. [00:03:09] I don't think Jerry brings it home a lot. [00:03:11] It's always home. [00:03:12] That's like part of the show. [00:03:13] He brings them home, but they're fully dressed in the kitchen. [00:03:16] That's because they've been undressed off screen. [00:03:18] They don't go hang out in your kitchen after, Liz. [00:03:20] They say they're going to the bathroom and then you wait for them for 20 minutes. [00:03:23] They're always having serious. [00:03:24] Do you think she's taking a shit or doing something funky with the Diva Cup? [00:03:27] And then you walk out and she is gone. [00:03:29] They didn't have those back in the early 90s. [00:03:30] They just used clay ones. [00:03:33] Diva Cup's probably the original. [00:03:34] We are talking about the Epstein birthday book has been released. [00:03:39] Donald Trump's signature pubic care on a very noticeably unendowed in the breast department or the arm department. [00:03:51] Well, that could be, it's art, you know. [00:03:53] I was a little surprised they drew this stuff. [00:03:55] It's an amputee. [00:03:56] They drew stuff. [00:03:57] It's an amputee. [00:03:57] Let's just call it what it is. [00:04:00] As everybody knows, as I'm sure you're following on the docket, Donald J. Trump, our president of the United States, is suing Rupert Murdoch and the Wall Street Journal for what? [00:04:11] Is it $10 billion? [00:04:12] I don't fucking know. [00:04:14] It's a fake amount of money. [00:04:16] Yeah, it's a total Dr. Evil. [00:04:17] Like, I'm going to just say something crazy. [00:04:19] And because the Wall Street Journal published a story saying that they had seen a copy of a letter written by the President of the United States, Donald Jeffrey Epstein Trump. [00:04:32] Yes. [00:04:33] To Jeffrey Epstein. [00:04:34] Jeffrey Donald Trump Epstein. [00:04:38] And that it was in a birthday book. [00:04:41] And Donald Trump bafflingly came out and said that it is entirely fake. [00:04:46] It is made up that. [00:04:47] Not just him. [00:04:49] Also JD Vance. [00:04:50] JD Vance, yes. [00:04:51] Jeffrey Depstein Vance. [00:04:54] Jewish Defender Vance. [00:04:56] I mean that in a good way. [00:04:57] He's defending people like me.