True Anon Truth Feed - [PREVIEW] Episode 479: The Lady Vanishes
Aired: 2025-08-04
Duration: 04:50


=== Jean-Michel Trogneau - Still Alive (01:21) ===

[00:00:00]  So she was his teacher.
[00:00:04]  She had a daughter in his class.
[00:00:06]  She was married at the time.
[00:00:09]  Yeah, she was married to a banker named André Louis Osiere.
[00:00:13]  So to be clear, France has different, let's say, there's a sense of sexual morality that France possesses that few other nations can come close to matching in terms of its, let's say, esoteric rules and customs.
[00:00:36]  Nevertheless, keep that in mind that this is still kind of weird.
[00:00:41]  She has a brother also named Jean-Michel Trogneau.
[00:00:45]  So her original name, her maiden name is Trogneau.
[00:00:48]  Yes.
[00:00:48]  He's still alive and was like at the inaugurations.
[00:00:51]  Yes.
[00:00:52]  Yeah.
[00:00:52]  To be clear, Jean-Michel Trogneau, Brigitte Macron's brother, is still alive.
[00:00:58]  Yes.
[00:00:59]  According, as McCain's Owens might say, according to Macrone.
[00:01:05]  Brigitte met, and this is something we went over on the previous episode we did on the Macrones, but Brigitte met Emmanuel when he played the lead in Jacques and His Master by Milan Cundera.
[00:01:20]  And they fell in love.

=== 15-Year-Old Love (03:28) ===

[00:01:21]  I mean, as much as you can when you're 15.
[00:01:24]  I know.
[00:01:24]  Well, there are not any almost 40-year-old women.
[00:01:28]  Details on that.
[00:01:30]  Well, I think I was going to mention this later, but I'll say it now.
[00:01:35]  The thing is, is that like when this is all happening, his parents found out about it and pulled him out of school and put him promptly in school in Paris.
[00:01:43]  And she was like, I had hoped that he would meet someone in Paris and fall in love, but it didn't happen.
[00:01:51]  And they like reconnected after, which is fucking insane.
[00:01:57]  This is while she's married.
[00:01:58]  Her husband divorces her.
[00:02:00]  Her husband leaves town.
[00:02:01]  Yeah.
[00:02:02]  He like it, it from no fucking shit.
[00:02:05]  I can gather.
[00:02:06]  You got to see that movie.
[00:02:07]  Can you imagine?
[00:02:08]  Oh, does that happen?
[00:02:08]  Is that what that movie's about?
[00:02:10]  Like that kind of shit?
[00:02:11]  I will watch that shit.
[00:02:12]  It's so great.
[00:02:14]  Can you imagine?
[00:02:14]  I can't even talk about how much I love that movie.
[00:02:16]  I cannot.
[00:02:17]  And I say this is a person who's been cheated on before.
[00:02:21]  If the woman, if the guy that I was cheated on, which I'll say his full name in a, let's say, you know, I'll do it in the next newsletter.
[00:02:30]  But no, I forgive everybody.
[00:02:32]  I don't care.
[00:02:33]  But if that was like a 15-year-old boy, that would.
[00:02:38]  No, I mean, you're going to go into like an existential, like full-on crisis.
[00:02:42]  Do you know how totally breakdown, like you need to go to a mental hospital?
[00:02:46]  Do you know how many days I would spend in a morning gray light coming through the windows?
[00:02:51]  It's like a fucking overcast day.
[00:02:53]  I'm in some horrible, sort of faceless, you know, deep, deep suburb of Paris.
[00:02:59]  And I'm like looking down at my limp penis in the bathroom, like my kind of stringy hair kind of going down from the shower.
[00:03:07]  I'm 40 years old, my sort of pot belly hanging over.
[00:03:10]  Yeah, I'm like looking at like the head of my limp penis cresting under my pot belly or over, but you know what I'm saying?
[00:03:16]  Like it's you know, it's like sort of like a like like Gandalf when he comes down to that fucking you know that shit, he goes up the hill, never seen that.
[00:03:22]  And uh, you've never okay, but you know who Gandalf is.
[00:03:25]  And I'm like looking down there and I'm like, what does that kid's dick have in mind?
[00:03:33]  Ew, ew, and I'm saying this in French.
[00:03:35]  I'm like, what does he, what does he have that I do not possess?
[00:03:39]  I'm just like, your almost 40-year-old wife leaves you for a 15-year-old boy.
[00:03:47]  Your funky ass is going to the mental hospital.
[00:03:49]  I mean, I'm beating the fuck out of that kid, though.
[00:03:51]  I'll tell you that.
[00:03:52]  What the fuck?
[00:03:53]  That's what I'm saying.
[00:03:54]  It's like 15.
[00:03:55]  And then he becomes the president.
[00:03:56]  I know.
[00:03:57]  And that's that's what I'm like.
[00:03:59]  People are like, Candace Owens is like, spoiler alert, Candace Owens is like, oh, it's really suspicious that her ex-husband died in 2019.
[00:04:08]  I'm sorry.
[00:04:09]  They said it was because of old age.
[00:04:10]  I'm Cap.
[00:04:11]  I'm calling Cap.
[00:04:13]  We don't know how he died.
[00:04:14]  I'm calling fucking killed myself himself because the 15-year-old that fucked your wife is now the president of the country you live in.
[00:04:27]  You know, are you kidding me?
[00:04:28]  Pow, pow, pow!
[00:04:48]  Come in.
[00:04:49]  Come on.