True Anon Truth Feed - [PREVIEW] Episode 457: Tip Line #6 ft. John Early
Aired: 2025-05-09
Duration: 04:55


=== DC League of Super Pets (02:58) ===

[00:00:24]  We are no, don't do it.
[00:00:27]  What do you think you're doing?
[00:00:28]  Whenever you're ready.
[00:00:29]  We are thrilled to welcome to the show actor.
[00:00:33]  Actor, right?
[00:00:34]  Comedian?
[00:00:35]  Yeah.
[00:00:36]  But you were more of a comedian than you started to act?
[00:00:38]  No, no.
[00:00:41]  The comedian came out of shame over just the pure actor.
[00:00:45]  So you do stuff.
[00:00:47]  I'm coming to terms with the actor and me.
[00:00:51]  Yes.
[00:00:51]  Well, you've acted in a lot of stuff.
[00:00:54]  Ladies and gentlemen, he has been in DC League of Super Pets.
[00:00:59]  He played Gary Allen the Flash.
[00:01:03]  That's pretty good.
[00:01:04]  By the way, I want to be clear.
[00:01:06]  Look, we need to find out if it is maybe possible that I was the first gay superhero.
[00:01:14]  Wait.
[00:01:15]  Out.
[00:01:15]  Out.
[00:01:16]  Because I am technically the Flash in a DC property called DC League of Super Pets.
[00:01:23]  I have like three lines.
[00:01:24]  I recorded it in a closet during COVID.
[00:01:26]  Wow, that's wow.
[00:01:27]  I thought it was out of the way.
[00:01:28]  Out of metaphor.
[00:01:29]  Out of the closet.
[00:01:31]  But what I'm saying is, I think it's possible that I was the first out gay superhero.
[00:01:36]  Actually.
[00:01:37]  And I've received no plaque.
[00:01:39]  Well, I'm sorry, but Virginia Gardner has played Caroline.
[00:01:43]  Girls don't know.
[00:01:44]  No, she's not.
[00:01:45]  You know what?
[00:01:46]  It's a superhero that's gay and not her.
[00:01:50]  No, no, no.
[00:01:51]  Okay.
[00:01:51]  Yeah, right.
[00:01:51]  I'm talking where the actor is gay.
[00:01:54]  And I think it would only be meaningful with a man actually have to be, because, you know, superheroes.
[00:01:58]  Yeah.
[00:01:59]  And also, no one cares about lesbians.
[00:02:01]  Yeah.
[00:02:01]  He has been in the.
[00:02:03]  Oh, that guy was canceled.
[00:02:05]  Who?
[00:02:05]  James Franco.
[00:02:07]  But what do you mean?
[00:02:08]  Oh, disaster artist.
[00:02:10]  I'm just reading from your Wikipedia here.
[00:02:12]  And has also been in Haters Back Off as Maureen the Mattress Queen.
[00:02:17]  He has not won Marx.
[00:02:19]  He has been sings.
[00:02:20]  Miranda sings.
[00:02:21]  Oh, wow.
[00:02:22]  That was her show on Netflix.
[00:02:24]  Wow, there's so many things that I've just never known.
[00:02:25]  The fungies?
[00:02:27]  What the fuck is the fungies, dude?
[00:02:29]  Is it an extant property?
[00:02:31]  He's been in the fungies.
[00:02:32]  It's an anime cartoon.
[00:02:34]  So you do a lot of cartoon work.
[00:02:40]  I do, yeah.
[00:02:41]  He has been American Dad.
[00:02:43]  That's pretty good.
[00:02:44]  Seth.
[00:02:45]  You love that.
[00:02:45]  It's the Mick Farlane.
[00:02:48]  Rick and Morty.
[00:02:50]  Because you were helping him.
[00:02:52]  No?
[00:02:52]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:02:53]  Rick and Morton.
[00:02:54]  That's how they brought you on.
[00:02:56]  He was voice episode analyze piss.
[00:03:00]  And that's pretty good.
[00:03:02]  That's what it says.
[00:03:03]  This is your fucking Wikipedia, dude.
[00:03:05]  Wow.
[00:03:05]  He was in voice, episode, analyze, piss.
[00:03:08]  You don't manage this?
[00:03:08]  You don't take care of this?
[00:03:10]  No, I know.
[00:03:11]  That's against the rules.
[00:03:13]  But I think some people clearly must manage it.
[00:03:16]  Someone's on top of this thing.
[00:03:18]  I mean, I would love to know who cares enough about me to enter facts about me on Wikipedia.

=== Someone's On Top (01:32) ===

[00:03:23]  Seriously.
[00:03:23]  If you manage John's Wikipedia, will you hit the tip line?
[00:03:29]  There we go.
[00:03:30]  It was a little hesitant, but you're working up to it.
[00:03:32]  I'll let you do a really good one later.
[00:03:35]  I have a question for you.
[00:03:36]  What was being in Neighbors 2 Sorority Rising like?
[00:03:39]  You know, God, that was such a different time.
[00:03:42]  I was so young.
[00:03:44]  Yeah.
[00:03:45]  And I don't know.
[00:03:46]  I was in Atlanta at a W hotel.
[00:03:50]  I love that.
[00:03:50]  It was four days.
[00:03:52]  I kissed Dave Franco in the movie or just separately.
[00:03:57]  I just come right out with the first tip.
[00:04:00]  No, I kissed him in the movie.
[00:04:02]  We were engaged in the movie.
[00:04:06]  You know, I worked with, yeah, I was like, I spent four days with like Zach Efron, who was like totally sweet.
[00:04:11]  They had real actors.
[00:04:11]  And he had, yeah.
[00:04:13]  Brace.
[00:04:14]  Besides you.
[00:04:14]  I'm real.
[00:04:15]  Besides you, besides you.
[00:04:16]  But 2016 is a little early for that, right?
[00:04:19]  For what?
[00:04:20]  For you to be like a real actor.
[00:04:23]  No, I guess.
[00:04:23]  I don't know.
[00:04:24]  I feel like there was more heat than.
[00:04:26]  Oh, Broad City.
[00:04:28]  Yes.
[00:04:29]  That was a big show.
[00:04:31]  I feel like Broad City is about to, we're like a year and a half away from the Renaissance.
[00:04:37]  We're in the girls' renaissance.
[00:04:38]  That's what I'm saying.
[00:04:38]  Once they finish and flush out the girls' renaissance, then we're going to get back into, you know, a nice little Broad City millennial or something.
[00:04:49]  Very sweet.
[00:04:49]  You know, I've participated in a lot of the kind of projection of millennial bashing.