True Anon Truth Feed - DNC DAY ONE
Aired: 2024-08-21
Duration: 01:09:40


=== Why I Almost Did It (13:48) ===

[00:00:00]  I want to start us off here by saying that obviously I just I want to make it clear I'm not gonna kill myself.
[00:00:10]  I don't want to kill myself.
[00:00:11]  I've never I've never actually had like actionable fantasies of self-harm.
[00:00:16]  I don't have like depression that makes you kill yourself.
[00:00:18]  I don't want to kill myself.
[00:00:20]  But about an hour ago sitting in my hotel room reviewing the events of the previous whatever, how many hours of the Democratic National Convention that we've witnessed and some even taken part in, I thought really for the first time in my life, I should kill myself.
[00:00:39]  I feel like I've been, I sat, I got back to my hotel room and I was sitting there and I like intuitively turned on MSNBC because I'm just like continuing to take in all of the coverage and I was like, I gotta know, I gotta keep going, I should keep going.
[00:00:58]  And common was rapping and I got somehow in a loop of like, like, I've got the eye of the tiger.
[00:01:10]  You're gonna hear me.
[00:01:13]  And I'm just like over and over like in my head like scream crying.
[00:01:17]  You're gonna hear me roar.
[00:01:20]  Like as like someone is beating me over the head with the like red and then royal blue and then teal.
[00:01:29]  And I'm just like, there's like, I'm like bruised and battered and I'm like crying and I'm just like, this is my fight.
[00:01:37]  So take back my life.
[00:01:41]  So prove I won't write.
[00:01:49]  welcome to the dnc women are good at that Women can do anything.
[00:02:06]  Except be president so far.
[00:02:09]  Hello, my name is, what the fuck should my dem name be?
[00:02:15]  My dem name be.
[00:02:17]  That's like a stupid line that you're going to do later.
[00:02:19]  What should my, what should my DNC name be?
[00:02:22]  Yeah, Tyler Perry.
[00:02:24]  Or how about Ralph Sampson?
[00:02:28]  Ralph Sampson.
[00:02:30]  Hey, y'all.
[00:02:31]  This is Ralph Sampson with the Wisconsin Democratic, the state party here.
[00:02:37]  I am so excited to be a delegate and cast my vote for Kamala and Tim Waltz, Midwestern, Princess Midwestern Charm.
[00:02:48]  I love the Midwest.
[00:02:50]  God, let some allegations come out about this guy already.
[00:02:54]  Jesus.
[00:02:54]  My name is Bryce.
[00:02:56]  Hi, I'm Liz.
[00:02:58]  We are, of course, joined by producer Young Chomsky.
[00:03:02]  Here in the flesh, and we are Truanon.
[00:03:05]  Hello.
[00:03:06]  All right, got to give you guys a little peek behind the foreskin.
[00:03:08]  We, earlier today.
[00:03:10]  Earlier today.
[00:03:12]  No.
[00:03:15]  We just got to peel back the lens.
[00:03:17]  We got to peel back the list.
[00:03:19]  Peel heads too big.
[00:03:21]  All right, that's enough.
[00:03:22]  Skins too dight.
[00:03:23]  Earlier today, in fact, this morning after I arose from my coffin, I actually used to know a guy who would sleep like this.
[00:03:32]  I'm on a bed right now.
[00:03:33]  I'm on Young Chomsky's bed.
[00:03:35]  Pause.
[00:03:35]  I used to know a guy who would sleep like this.
[00:03:38]  Yeah.
[00:03:38]  Dracula mode.
[00:03:39]  Like his arms crossed like Dracula, and he would rise.
[00:03:43]  Did he train himself to do that?
[00:03:45]  No, no, he was a really bad alcoholic.
[00:03:47]  In fact, he just did it instinctively?
[00:03:50]  Yeah, I think it was just like a drunk, like something happened.
[00:03:54]  I don't know.
[00:03:55]  Sometimes you do things.
[00:03:56]  Was he a vampire?
[00:03:57]  No, definitely not.
[00:03:59]  No, no.
[00:04:00]  A lot of his internal stuff didn't.
[00:04:04]  He's not doing very well.
[00:04:05]  Okay.
[00:04:06]  But I love him.
[00:04:09]  I can't remember what I was going to say.
[00:04:10]  We're at the DNC.
[00:04:12]  We are here in Chicago.
[00:04:14]  Bryce wanted to let you know, and I do as well.
[00:04:17]  Oh, that was what was going to happen.
[00:04:18]  Yeah.
[00:04:19]  That we actually already recorded something for you.
[00:04:22]  You recorded a full episode.
[00:04:23]  Earlier today.
[00:04:24]  About what we did yesterday.
[00:04:26]  Full.
[00:04:27]  A full episode, about an hour and 20 minutes.
[00:04:29]  And it was this morning.
[00:04:30]  And it was well.
[00:04:31]  It was cut.
[00:04:32]  It was uncut.
[00:04:34]  That's true.
[00:04:35]  Anyway, it is lost.
[00:04:37]  It was lost.
[00:04:38]  It got scrambled in the computer.
[00:04:42]  It got turned into robot drugs.
[00:04:44]  Young Chomsky.
[00:04:44]  Young Chomsky.
[00:04:45]  Young Chomsky decided that Liz talked too much during the episode.
[00:04:49]  I said some things that I probably shouldn't.
[00:04:51]  He was like, he texted me.
[00:04:53]  I raised some questions.
[00:04:54]  Yeah.
[00:04:56]  Maybe I shouldn't have.
[00:04:57]  Well, also, Liz has been drinking this whole time.
[00:04:59]  So Liz showed up.
[00:05:01]  We recorded, what, 11 a.m.?
[00:05:02]  No, noon, because I woke up late.
[00:05:04]  But there's a reason for that.
[00:05:05]  Yeah, we'll get to that later.
[00:05:07]  But Liz came in here wasted off her liquor, as she calls it.
[00:05:13]  She had one bottle of liquor, one bottle of champers.
[00:05:15]  She mixes that shit together.
[00:05:17]  She calls it a sparkling jack, Jack Daniels and champagne.
[00:05:21]  So fucking fresh.
[00:05:22]  And a little bit of water and one of them big whiskey ice cubes, which she keeps in her mouth to heat it up a little bit.
[00:05:28]  I bring the large ice cube tray with me.
[00:05:31]  I have a personal one because I can't handle having the small cubes.
[00:05:35]  With you, with you.
[00:05:36]  Robinson.
[00:05:36]  Ice slippers.
[00:05:38]  No, it doesn't actually.
[00:05:39]  And oftentimes I've heard big ice cubes hurt more.
[00:05:42]  And women don't like those.
[00:05:43]  But we lost the episode.
[00:05:47]  And it's nobody's fault except for Liz's and Young Chomsky's, but not mine.
[00:05:52]  It's everyone's fault but mine.
[00:05:54]  But we're recording again.
[00:05:55]  However, now we're recording the evening when we've had a whole.
[00:05:59]  I'm at, we would have done some things, some things that we today is not over yet.
[00:06:06]  And so we're going to be reporting on today, which is day two of the DNC, tomorrow, which is day three of the DNC.
[00:06:11]  But right now, we're reporting on yesterday, which is day one of the DNC.
[00:06:14]  You got to make this so confusing for people.
[00:06:16]  Because I'm doing math.
[00:06:17]  Because I'm doing, I'm having a fucking fucking brat summer.
[00:06:24]  He died.
[00:06:24]  I feel like Andrew Yang would be so into brat summer.
[00:06:27]  No, he died.
[00:06:28]  That's why they do stop Asian hate because Andrew Yang got assassinated.
[00:06:31]  That's not.
[00:06:32]  He was, yeah, it was.
[00:06:33]  He was like, it was like a Malcolm X thing.
[00:06:35]  You guys, there's so much brat shit everywhere.
[00:06:38]  We are talking about that tomorrow, Liz.
[00:06:39]  We can't do it.
[00:06:40]  If we start talking about that right now, I'm going to say, I just want to say, we know the person who created the brat cover.
[00:06:52]  God bless you.
[00:06:52]  Love you to death forever and ever.
[00:06:54]  You belong in prison.
[00:06:56]  We're going to put you somewhere where you can't get out of.
[00:06:59]  And it's all love.
[00:07:01]  And I saw him the night before we came here.
[00:07:04]  And I told him this to his face.
[00:07:05]  I said, it's all love, but you went too far.
[00:07:08]  It went too far and it's too much.
[00:07:11]  And I don't like it.
[00:07:13]  We need, I don't like the summer things that are happening now.
[00:07:17]  I didn't like white boy summer.
[00:07:19]  Yes, you did.
[00:07:19]  You were clamoring for it.
[00:07:21]  No, that was white man winter.
[00:07:23]  That was white man winter that I was.
[00:07:25]  White man winter.
[00:07:26]  So it's like a white man winter.
[00:07:28]  Chilly, frosty, yet ultimately, at the end of the story, cozy kind of St. Nick figure.
[00:07:35]  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:07:37]  You wouldn't make it through.
[00:07:38]  I'll say that.
[00:07:40]  But I'm sick of the summer.
[00:07:42]  What was it?
[00:07:42]  It was a hot girl summer?
[00:07:45]  Yeah.
[00:07:45]  Fucking sick of that shit.
[00:07:47]  We need to put a damper on a lot of things that I can't talk about.
[00:07:50]  There's so many meme things happening here.
[00:07:53]  They are.
[00:07:53]  I want to fucking breaking my brain.
[00:07:56]  I have never, there needs to be so much more gun violence in Chicago.
[00:08:01]  Stop.
[00:08:01]  It's not, I'm not from me or anything.
[00:08:03]  I'm just putting it out there.
[00:08:05]  What happened?
[00:08:06]  So yesterday we got on a motherfucking plane.
[00:08:08]  What?
[00:08:09]  We need to tell our viewers at home something.
[00:08:15]  What?
[00:08:16]  Look, you're going to see at the DNC, there's a big push to have creators there.
[00:08:27]  Oh, yeah.
[00:08:28]  They're everywhere.
[00:08:28]  They're everywhere.
[00:08:29]  There are TikTok sirs and Instagram fluencers and even your favorite ex, the everything app users, the posters, the personalities, bam, bam, bam.
[00:08:44]  They were all invited by the Democrats to showcase all the major hits and crazy moments and memes of people left and right, whatever.
[00:08:57]  We were not selected to be a part of this.
[00:09:01]  So it's just interesting.
[00:09:02]  I just think it's interesting that we're creators, we're influencers, we're Democrats.
[00:09:08]  I love democracy.
[00:09:10]  I love freedom, democracy.
[00:09:12]  I don't want to hear the word freedom.
[00:09:13]  I don't want to hear it.
[00:09:14]  Especially after that thing we saw today.
[00:09:15]  I don't want to see it again.
[00:09:17]  Actually, I'm going to go so far and say today made me bigoted, but I'm going to, but not, I'm not telling you guys who that's for tomorrow's episode, but it's against a lot of different kinds of people.
[00:09:27]  And not in a racist way, but there's definitely a lot of things involved in it there.
[00:09:32]  Okay.
[00:09:33]  Well, here's the thing.
[00:09:34]  The Democrats for the third time have denied us entry into the Democratic National Convention.
[00:09:42]  I don't understand it.
[00:09:43]  I am a small D, I believe in national democracy.
[00:09:49]  That is a form of Democrat.
[00:09:51]  Let me in.
[00:09:53]  They will not let us in.
[00:09:54]  There is no way that we can.
[00:09:58]  We're not invited.
[00:09:59]  This is do not come.
[00:10:00]  Do not come.
[00:10:01]  That's what she said.
[00:10:02]  Do not come.
[00:10:02]  That's what she said.
[00:10:04]  She came to Little Nicaragua, where we all live in fucking New York City, and she said, do not come.
[00:10:09]  Wait, what the fuck accent is that?
[00:10:11]  That's not how Kamala talk.
[00:10:14]  Just a little slurrier.
[00:10:15]  That's why you've been drinking so much.
[00:10:16]  Oh, my God.
[00:10:17]  Get into the mindset.
[00:10:19]  The thing is, lesser shows, lesser people would say, well, she told us not to come.
[00:10:26]  We're not coming.
[00:10:27]  There's nothing to cover because we are literally not able to get into the event that is happening.
[00:10:32]  Not us.
[00:10:34]  No.
[00:10:35]  Not these guys.
[00:10:37]  Not these guys.
[00:10:38]  No, we're here.
[00:10:40]  And we are finding stuff to do and see and talk to you about.
[00:10:45]  And it is going to be the death of us.
[00:10:48]  But that's how much we love you.
[00:10:50]  Picture the DNC as maybe somebody walking down the street and us in a cape putting our arm around saying, what do I got to do to get with you?
[00:10:57]  What I got to do to get with you.
[00:10:58]  What am I going to do to get with you?
[00:10:59]  That's exactly what we're doing.
[00:11:01]  And we are here.
[00:11:02]  And believe me, we thought we would be, we were like, well, we can do like 20-minute updates every day.
[00:11:08]  But a lot has happened.
[00:11:10]  So we got here yesterday.
[00:11:12]  God, it feels like a billion years ago.
[00:11:15]  It really does.
[00:11:16]  Yeah.
[00:11:16]  We got here yesterday.
[00:11:18]  Obviously, first thing, young Chomsky's got to go to the grocery store.
[00:11:22]  I got to go to the grocery store.
[00:11:23]  I'm going to chomp.
[00:11:24]  Young Chomsky hungry.
[00:11:25]  That's a normal thing to do.
[00:11:27]  Go to the grocery store.
[00:11:28]  When you get somewhere.
[00:11:29]  No, it's not.
[00:11:30]  Get groceries.
[00:11:31]  No.
[00:11:31]  Anyway, we then head down to United Center.
[00:11:35]  United Center.
[00:11:36]  Which is for everyone listening who doesn't know where the Chicago Bulls play, but also is where the Democrats are having the convention.
[00:11:44]  Wait, can I ask you something real quick?
[00:11:45]  Because this occurred to me.
[00:11:47]  Is that still a team?
[00:11:49]  Are you fucking kidding me?
[00:11:50]  No.
[00:11:51]  Yes, it's still a team.
[00:11:52]  But you don't really hear much about them.
[00:11:53]  You don't hear about any of it because you don't follow sports.
[00:11:56]  But you don't talk about it.
[00:11:57]  Well, they're not great.
[00:11:58]  So they're bad now?
[00:12:00]  I mean, yeah.
[00:12:02]  And the ownership sucks.
[00:12:04]  Who's the owner?
[00:12:04]  They like kind of purposely don't.
[00:12:06]  I think they like purposely kind of don't build a good team.
[00:12:08]  So they're just kind of like middling.
[00:12:10]  It's like fucked up.
[00:12:11]  Really?
[00:12:12]  Yeah.
[00:12:13]  I mean, you don't purposely build.
[00:12:15]  I don't know.
[00:12:15]  That's a really long story.
[00:12:17]  Sounds like the Democrats.
[00:12:18]  Because I'm going to be honest, if I had a basketball team, I would try to get LeBron, Shaq, Kobe.
[00:12:26]  Well, not Kobe, obviously.
[00:12:30]  But his kid, right?
[00:12:31]  His kids Hoopin?
[00:12:33]  No?
[00:12:34]  Are you talking about LeBron's kid?
[00:12:36]  Okay, yeah.
[00:12:36]  I would get LeBron's kid and LeBron.
[00:12:38]  You're just making the Lakers.
[00:12:40]  I would make, I would just, but why don't they just get those guys to play for them?
[00:12:44]  Because they play for the Lakers.
[00:12:45]  I know, but can't you be like, I'll give you $1 million more?
[00:12:49]  No, and I also don't think $1 million moves LeBron James.
[00:12:51]  Well, okay, whatever.
[00:12:52]  A billion dollars more.
[00:12:54]  Okay, let's not talk about this.
[00:12:56]  Let's talk about going to the United Center, which we got to.
[00:13:02]  And this was our first, and yet not last, I don't know, like our time seeing real life Democrats in person.
[00:13:12]  I know that sounds crazy.
[00:13:14]  Yeah.
[00:13:14]  But like there were, we get there, and there's the biggest line you've ever seen to get into the convention.
[00:13:21]  It really did feel like, I was saying this earlier and you corrected me.
[00:13:24]  It did feel like Sophie's choice.
[00:13:27]  That doesn't make any sense.
[00:13:28]  It does, though.
[00:13:29]  What is Sophie's choice?
[00:13:30]  Sophie's choice is how long do I have to wait in this line or should I just get out and come back tomorrow?
[00:13:36]  No, Sophie's choice is like gaze down or thought daughter, which one's going in?
[00:13:40]  Okay.
[00:13:40]  I only read the book.
[00:13:42]  Actually, I've never seen the movie.
[00:13:44]  So the people in the line.
[00:13:46]  Yeah.
[00:13:47]  Describe them to me, Bryce.

=== Ancient Dress Code Meme (07:27) ===

[00:13:49]  They were fucking ugly.
[00:13:50]  I don't mean any disrespect by that.
[00:13:52]  It is all up.
[00:13:53]  I also want to preface everything we're about to say is we are undecided voters.
[00:13:57]  We don't have political opinions on any issue ever in history, especially the ones that are going on these days.
[00:14:06]  But I do, I am judgmental on a personal level against people I see, even though I myself am kind of fucked.
[00:14:15]  But I've never seen so many people who are identifiably Democrats in one place, except for maybe a wild night on sniffies.
[00:14:25]  But they were all kind of wearing tight suits, tapered pants, and brown shoes.
[00:14:32]  Dress sneakers.
[00:14:33]  Dress sneakers.
[00:14:34]  Dress dress sneakers.
[00:14:35]  What's up with that?
[00:14:35]  How come they don't people don't wear black shoes?
[00:14:38]  No, because they're trying to be a little funky with it.
[00:14:40]  It's like your boss who like wants to be the cool boss, but he's also got to look professional and he might like play a game of hoops in a suit.
[00:14:48]  They all looked like Doug M Hoff.
[00:14:52]  Yes, but if Doug Emhoff lost like 40 pounds and also owned like a car dealership.
[00:14:58]  Sometimes maybe this is just me, but when you're around people like that, don't you, sometimes I feel like I'm a little kid or something.
[00:15:05]  Cause I'm like, these people all seem like I'm just like from a different world.
[00:15:10]  You know, like it's like when you're a kid and you walk in on like an adult thing, not like an adult thing, but like on an adult thing.
[00:15:18]  No, I never walked in on anyone fucking in my life.
[00:15:20]  That's not true.
[00:15:21]  I have a not, but not my old people, but I've seen people fuck, but not on, I open a door.
[00:15:27]  Why are you still talking?
[00:15:29]  No, because it's a podcast.
[00:15:31]  But I wanted to be truthful, but it wasn't traumatic or anything.
[00:15:35]  Okay.
[00:15:35]  I would just.
[00:15:38]  But it feels like when I'm around these people, I'm like, am I like a child?
[00:15:43]  But then I think like, no, I've lived with you.
[00:15:44]  I do feel like we, I felt a little like dirty scruffy.
[00:15:47]  I felt dirty.
[00:15:48]  And I, and I'm certainly not.
[00:15:50]  You guys know me.
[00:15:51]  But you actually, I mean, you don't.
[00:15:52]  Okay.
[00:15:52]  Well, us, we know you.
[00:15:54]  And like, yeah, you were drunk.
[00:15:58]  You know, there's no two ways about it.
[00:16:00]  You showed up to that thing with a bottle of ancient age and you were drinking it in front of the cops.
[00:16:04]  You said ancient age.
[00:16:06]  Ancient age.
[00:16:07]  You don't even drink the good shit.
[00:16:08]  I said H and A. H and H?
[00:16:10]  No, no, That's, that's some, that's some other shit.
[00:16:14]  Is that it?
[00:16:14]  What's ancient age?
[00:16:15]  That's, that's ancient age.
[00:16:17]  What is that?
[00:16:18]  Oh, honey.
[00:16:20]  You don't even remember?
[00:16:21]  Ancient age is a drink that I used to have a lot of, but it's very cheap.
[00:16:26]  I don't even remember what kind of liquor it is, but we used to all the time when I was a kid.
[00:16:30]  It might be vodka, but I think it's whiskey.
[00:16:32]  It's whiskey.
[00:16:33]  But it's, it's been about 15 years since I drank it.
[00:16:35]  It's actually been about 10 years.
[00:16:37]  Today is my 10-year sobriety anniversary.
[00:16:39]  Oh, my God.
[00:16:40]  Congratulations.
[00:16:41]  10 years ago and one day ago, my funky ass was having fun.
[00:16:46]  And then it all stopped.
[00:16:48]  And now that's not true.
[00:16:50]  It all stopped.
[00:16:51]  Have you done heroin?
[00:16:52]  Oh, my God.
[00:16:53]  Can we get back to the Demon Rats?
[00:16:55]  You soon, though, with this drinking.
[00:16:56]  But so the Demon Rat.
[00:16:58]  So I was looking at these people.
[00:16:58]  I was like, these people all just seem like they're from another dimension.
[00:17:02]  And I don't, I'm not like an alternative guy.
[00:17:04]  Like, I'm not like, I'm crazy.
[00:17:06]  I have a bike, you know, bike.
[00:17:08]  I do what I want.
[00:17:09]  Like, I have like fucking plugs in my ears.
[00:17:11]  And like, I'm normal.
[00:17:13]  Like, I'm like a normal guy.
[00:17:14]  I love, I think, I feel, I work.
[00:17:18]  I, you know, I, I, I cook, I clean.
[00:17:22]  No, but they all kind of looked like body snatchers.
[00:17:24]  Looked like body snatchers.
[00:17:25]  And they weren't like, when I, these are like normal people.
[00:17:30]  Like, they're not.
[00:17:31]  Yeah, they're not like congressmen.
[00:17:32]  Yeah, they're not politicians.
[00:17:34]  They're not, they're like, they're like, you know, from local democratic organizations, maybe low-level campaign people, like whatever.
[00:17:44]  A lot of these people probably genuinely think they're like, I want family, what was it, family, faith, and freedom today?
[00:17:51]  Did we see?
[00:17:52]  Family, I have it written down.
[00:17:54]  Family, freedom, and females.
[00:17:55]  No, that was definitely not.
[00:17:56]  These people were in line for three things: family, freedom, and females.
[00:17:59]  But you know what I mean?
[00:18:00]  Like, they were like regular.
[00:18:02]  You know what?
[00:18:02]  That's a great Kamala Harris campaign slogan.
[00:18:06]  That is kind of my view, too.
[00:18:09]  But they like they are normal people, right?
[00:18:12]  But it was just something off.
[00:18:13]  And I was like, am I just being judgmental?
[00:18:15]  But you felt it too.
[00:18:17]  I felt it too.
[00:18:18]  I mean, I don't know.
[00:18:20]  It's hard to describe because now I feel I want to like get back into my mindset yesterday and not get to kind of have my judgment clouded from the like insane war crimes that we witnessed today.
[00:18:35]  But I was feeling a little bit more like, oh, these are, this is kind of interesting.
[00:18:42]  Like all these people.
[00:18:43]  The thing is, like, and I feel really bad saying this, but like the memes are still real.
[00:18:50]  I feel like what we saw was exactly what it, like, if you were AI, like if someone programmed AI Liz and they typed into your little chat box, Liz.xi AI, whatever thing, draw me a Democrat.
[00:19:07]  I feel like you would have drawn everyone we saw there.
[00:19:10]  Yeah, like there's just like a type.
[00:19:12]  And I feel like I thought that it, I don't know, living my coastal elite life.
[00:19:18]  Like, even though I guess these are all kind of coastal elite archetypes.
[00:19:22]  But I feel like I haven't encountered this person in the wild in a long time.
[00:19:29]  And it was just like, I don't, you know, there's like a lot of royal blue and a lot of crimson and a lot of like huge, not that nice looking floral print paired with sneakers.
[00:19:47]  And like, I'm trying to paint a picture.
[00:19:50]  Like a kind of shrunken denim jacket over a long floral dress with like white Stan Smiths.
[00:19:58]  And I'm just like, you are Picasso to me.
[00:20:00]  The thing is, like in my head, like when I'm, I'm going back into my memory, right?
[00:20:06]  Give me my Madeline.
[00:20:07]  I'm going Pruce mode.
[00:20:09]  And like I'm trying to like put together the line of people.
[00:20:14]  And in my head, it literally looked exactly like the fight song compilation video from 2016 with like all of those colors, remember?
[00:20:25]  And they had like all the celebrities doing fight song for Hillary or whatever.
[00:20:28]  Oh, I remember.
[00:20:28]  And it's like, wait, that was like almost 10 years ago.
[00:20:31]  Side note, that was almost 10 years ago, which is crazy.
[00:20:36]  And it's like still alive and well.
[00:20:39]  Yeah.
[00:20:39]  And I was like looking at it in line and I started kind of freaking out or like disassociating a little bit, I think.
[00:20:46]  I definitely disassociated today.
[00:20:48]  Oh, I definitely did today.
[00:20:49]  I mean, we were, so we were, we were there with a former guest of the show, Dylan Saba, a few other, like four or five other people we know.
[00:20:58]  And I think all of us were just like felt, it was weird because when I looked at all everyone we were with, it's like, these look like normal people.
[00:21:05]  And then I would turn around.
[00:21:06]  I'd be like, this is, it felt like I was in like a weird, like I was in me black me loop and I was seeing like the same line.
[00:21:14]  It was like the line was so long.

=== People Want Change (10:58) ===

[00:21:16]  So long.
[00:21:17]  Yeah.
[00:21:19]  And like if Sophie had to be in that line, she would have never had to make the choice because the war would be over.
[00:21:24]  But the line was so fucking long that it felt like it was repeating itself every time there was a new group of people that like a new crop of Dems.
[00:21:32]  And I was like, you're the same guy.
[00:21:34]  Yeah.
[00:21:34]  They only have so many options for like the character models.
[00:21:36]  Yeah.
[00:21:38]  Is there a dress code people have to wear suit?
[00:21:40]  You think?
[00:21:40]  It has to be.
[00:21:40]  No, I think they were just dressing up.
[00:21:42]  Because I used to show their, to be respectful.
[00:21:44]  I was a little surprised there wasn't just like a guy who's like, I'm wearing a Hawaiian shirt.
[00:21:48]  Like, you know, that kind of guy.
[00:21:49]  But maybe that's a little bit different.
[00:21:51]  Fucking.
[00:21:52]  So we didn't stay there too long.
[00:21:54]  No, because what you would, I, I, yeah, it was nothing.
[00:21:57]  I mean, it was just, it made me feel weird.
[00:22:02]  We walked over to a protest.
[00:22:04]  Well, the end of the protest in a nearby park because, you know, we had flown in and, of course, flights being as they are, we got in late.
[00:22:14]  And so I think by the time we walked over to the protest, it was like five something.
[00:22:18]  So it was very much done.
[00:22:20]  Yeah.
[00:22:21]  And there was maybe like 300 people there, some anarchists kind of squaring out for the cost, but nothing really happening.
[00:22:27]  And then a bunch of people from Freedom Road putting away signs and stuff like that, very orderly fashion.
[00:22:33]  No, and it was, you know, one thing that, you know, we didn't see the protests when they actually happened, like when there was a bunch of people there or whatever.
[00:22:42]  But it seems like from every account, there's significantly less people than were expected by like both police and the protest organizers.
[00:22:48]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:22:49]  And I think there, we talked about, and we've talked about this kind of just like in the, not on episodes, but like us for a little while now, is like once, I have a feeling a lot of that has to do with the fact that Biden stepped down.
[00:23:03]  Yeah, absolutely.
[00:23:04]  I mean, I think that a lot of people were, I mean, my feeling is that when Joe Biden was running, which it still is so crazy to step down by the, we can talk about that later.
[00:23:17]  But when he was running, people felt this like inevitability that Trump was going to get re-elected.
[00:23:26]  Yes.
[00:23:26]  Yeah.
[00:23:27]  Because Biden was so visibly old and they just seemed unpopular.
[00:23:33]  And with that on the horizon, it felt very safe, I think, for people who otherwise would rally to vote Democrat to kind of join in on the protests.
[00:23:47]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:23:48]  Yeah.
[00:23:49]  And now with the great swap out, the little switcheroo that they did, I think a lot of those people who would have been motivated before are now sort of like, maybe it'll be okay.
[00:24:02]  And maybe now we have a chance.
[00:24:05]  So I better sit this one out.
[00:24:06]  We were talking about this earlier with Tyson.
[00:24:08]  He, I think, described it aptly as like, people felt like they were playing with house money before.
[00:24:12]  Yeah.
[00:24:13]  And now it's like the stakes are real.
[00:24:15]  And actually, like, we can't have a fascist in the White House.
[00:24:18]  Right.
[00:24:19]  I miss that woman.
[00:24:20]  What happened to her?
[00:24:21]  With the crazy glasses.
[00:24:22]  What are you talking about?
[00:24:23]  From last election.
[00:24:25]  Oh, yeah.
[00:24:27]  What happened to her?
[00:24:27]  You're talking about the like, there's gonna be a fucking fascist in the White House.
[00:24:30]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:24:32]  I think we should save that for tomorrow because I will say, we've talked about this before.
[00:24:37]  That woman, and people know what we're talking about, the owl woman who's yelling in a car about how there's gonna be a fascist in the White House.
[00:24:45]  If she made that video today, it would be completely different reaction.
[00:24:50]  Completely different reaction.
[00:24:52]  Times have changed.
[00:24:53]  Times have changed.
[00:24:54]  Democrats are back in a big way.
[00:24:59]  You see that recovery right there?
[00:25:01]  That was like a little bit of a Rodney Dangerfield thing you've done.
[00:25:06]  Big way.
[00:25:08]  But yeah, Democrats are back in a big way.
[00:25:10]  And I feel like I'll slip that.
[00:25:13]  Yeah, Democrats are back in a big way.
[00:25:16]  The Democrats are back in a big way.
[00:25:18]  I feel like, I feel like, I feel like, I feel like there was a lot of people who would be at not just the protests at the DNC, but at Palestine protests in general, this like this large, thick layer of chaff that it was just completely like cut off.
[00:25:36]  Although that's kind of a bad analogy.
[00:25:37]  But let's say the foam on the latte was scraped off.
[00:25:43]  And I think the reality is, is like when it comes down to it, a lot of people want a Democrat to be president so things can feel like normal.
[00:25:51]  And I think that Biden was seen as like a lot of people as like a stopgap or like a like such a direct continuation from like a previous administration, even though Kamala was the same thing.
[00:26:02]  I don't know what it is, but there's like the vibe thing with Kamala is like, for some reason, it feels like to, I think, a lot of Democrats or like erstwhile young Democratic voters that like, this is actually something new and like this is responding to what we want.
[00:26:16]  And like Biden was too centrist.
[00:26:18]  And like, even though Kamala has, like, I mean, she's starting to release platforms now, but like, it's, she's a fucking Democrat.
[00:26:25]  Well, but I also think that people last election felt a little bit like Biden was kind of foisted on them.
[00:26:31]  Yeah.
[00:26:32]  Like, even not like, you know, Warren and everyone to the left of that people.
[00:26:37]  But like, there was a sense of like, well, I guess we're all just going to have to rally behind Biden because we can't re-elect Trump.
[00:26:43]  Right.
[00:26:44]  That was the last one.
[00:26:45]  And so with the assumption, I mean, I think a lot of, he even said, he's like, I'm just going to do one term and then we'll find someone else.
[00:26:53]  So he did say that.
[00:26:54]  Yeah.
[00:26:54]  And so I think a lot of people, like being good Democrats, whatever, were like, yes, yes, yes, vote, vote, vote.
[00:26:59]  Biden.
[00:27:00]  He was kind of just the one that everyone sort of just went behind.
[00:27:03]  And we don't know why.
[00:27:04]  The ancient goat.
[00:27:06]  But we're going to do it.
[00:27:08]  And that's what we're doing.
[00:27:08]  And that was like last election.
[00:27:10]  And so then this time it was, and, you know, we already have talked about the kind of, you know, the fundamentals of the country.
[00:27:22]  Yeah.
[00:27:22]  Feel like the election should be for Trump.
[00:27:24]  Right.
[00:27:25]  Yeah.
[00:27:25]  And yet, so I think that's what a lot of people were feeling coming into this.
[00:27:30]  Then we do a switch with Kamala.
[00:27:32]  And now suddenly everyone is like, well, maybe this time this is our candidate, even though they're foisting her on you just the same way.
[00:27:38]  And it's funny too.
[00:27:39]  Like you even see like some like motherfuckers talking about how like, oh, like they didn't pick Shapiro because he's like a Zionist.
[00:27:48]  This is like the kind of lot, like mind games people play with themselves because like he's like a Zionist or something.
[00:27:54]  Like, dude, they didn't pick Shapiro because of that fucking weird suicide thing.
[00:27:57]  Like, oh, the, yeah.
[00:27:59]  Yeah.
[00:27:59]  The trials.
[00:28:00]  Yeah, the trials shit.
[00:28:01]  They're opening up that carry space.
[00:28:03]  Exactly.
[00:28:03]  Like, there's, because Shapiro has probably got a little bit of dirt there.
[00:28:06]  And the IDF thing was weird, but like, it's like, I think people are so, I think, I think there's a great desire and an understandable one on some level.
[00:28:16]  Like, I'm not saying, obviously, I, I, that's not me, but like, I get it.
[00:28:20]  People just want to stop thinking about politics basically entirely.
[00:28:23]  Yeah.
[00:28:24]  And Kamala and Walls feels like Waltz, whatever his fucking name is.
[00:28:28]  Which is very awkward to say.
[00:28:30]  Yeah.
[00:28:31]  Yeah.
[00:28:31]  Because I want to say Waltz, but it's not.
[00:28:34]  Yeah.
[00:28:34]  Well, hopefully we're putting up some walls on that goddamn fucking border.
[00:28:38]  Yeah.
[00:28:38]  Build the walls.
[00:28:39]  Build the walls.
[00:28:40]  That's nothing.
[00:28:42]  That's nothing.
[00:28:42]  He's so fucking boring, dude.
[00:28:44]  I hope there's an allegation.
[00:28:46]  But it's like, I think people really just want this long national nightmare to be over.
[00:28:54]  And the national nightmare is politics.
[00:28:56]  It's politics.
[00:28:57]  And like, it's embodied by Trump and like everything attendant to the Trump era, which is like, frankly, like a lot of like the socialist stuff, a lot of the fucking, like a lot of the getting out in the streets.
[00:29:10]  Like people don't want to do that no more.
[00:29:13]  And so I think you've seen there's like this kind of backlash against like Palestine stuff, especially like really boosted by a lot of like Hasbro like voices and stuff.
[00:29:25]  But, you know, the Democrats have like, are, I think, out there, like, they know that they're kind of in a, in a good position to, like, discipline some of their erstwhile, I said erstwhile twice in an episode.
[00:29:36]  I should kill myself.
[00:29:38]  But, uh, but like some of their like wayward members.
[00:29:41]  And, you know, it's, it's just, it is what it is.
[00:29:44]  But that meant that there was just not that many people at that protest.
[00:29:48]  And I think a lot of people, I think it would have, because obviously there's echoes.
[00:29:51]  I'm saying obviously so much.
[00:29:53]  I'm so tired.
[00:29:54]  That like the echoes of May, not May, but of 1968, the convention here.
[00:29:59]  I think a lot of people maybe four months ago, three months ago was like, oh, it's going to be like 68.
[00:30:04]  And now it's like, it's, we all know it's not.
[00:30:06]  But also at the same time, like we were talking about this when we were heading over there yesterday.
[00:30:12]  And it was like, I think people, like the desire for it to be 68 kind of like overtook the reality of the politics on the ground.
[00:30:26]  Like the political situation and social situation in the U.S. is not 1968 or anything close to it.
[00:30:34]  And the sort of like dream that you could just sort of pull that kind of, you know, like political and violent and like upheaval moment out of thin air and recreate it almost as if you were like reenacting it or something, like speaks more to the fact that this situation is so much not like so different.
[00:30:58]  It's so different.
[00:31:00]  I'm sorry.
[00:31:00]  It is, I'm a little bit tired.
[00:31:02]  No, no, you're, you're, you're, I think you're, you're, you're hitting the nail on the head there.
[00:31:05]  I think like it's just that those same social forces that existed then obviously don't exist now, right?
[00:31:10]  Like they just don't.
[00:31:11]  Yeah.
[00:31:12]  And like that, that same like great like radicalization, which is a term I fucking hate.
[00:31:17]  But like that same like radicalization or that same like a great political upheaval in the U.S.
[00:31:23]  It's just not happening.
[00:31:24]  But also like and the people that were really taking it to the Democratic Party.
[00:31:29]  Yeah.
[00:31:29]  Yeah.
[00:31:30]  From both within and without.
[00:31:31]  Like it's very different situation.
[00:31:33]  Yeah.
[00:31:34]  Yeah.
[00:31:34]  And I think a lot of people, and again, you know, I say this as somebody who is, who has extreme politics that very few people in the United States share.
[00:31:40]  And so I don't begrudge anyone for not sharing them.
[00:31:43]  But I think the reality is like a lot of people just want to feel like it's like, you know, coming home after college or something.
[00:31:51]  I don't know, actually.
[00:31:52]  I have no idea what that feeling would be like.
[00:31:54]  But like, it's this like feeling of homecoming where it's like we have, we have Kamala.
[00:31:58]  Like it's like, it's like a 2008 Obama hope thing again, you know?
[00:32:02]  And there are just these weird echoes of that.
[00:32:04]  I mean, obviously some of that is manufactured by like the Democrats to get people excited and fired up for Kamala.
[00:32:09]  But like there really is that same sort of like general spirit in the air as well.

=== Echoes Of Hope (03:45) ===

[00:32:15]  And the fact of the matter is, it doesn't matter what Kamala's policies are.
[00:32:19]  I think there was a, was that guy, Jay Kang, Who did some article pretty recently about like what the fuck?
[00:32:26]  Oh, the New Yorker.
[00:32:27]  You New Yorker.
[00:32:28]  Like, what does she believe?
[00:32:29]  And, like, all these people got really mad at him because it's like, it doesn't matter what she believes.
[00:32:33]  It doesn't matter what she believes.
[00:32:33]  It doesn't matter what she believes.
[00:32:34]  And, which is the reality is like, Kamala has been very hard to pin down on what she actually believes throughout her entire career, starting from the very fucking beginning of elected public service.
[00:32:45]  Service, elected public pigmanship.
[00:32:49]  But, but it doesn't matter.
[00:32:51]  People are.
[00:32:52]  Isn't it just, it's just a popularity concept.
[00:32:55]  And that's really what it is to begin with.
[00:32:57]  It's not like someone's like, oh, I like Trump because of his, this policy.
[00:33:00]  It's no, it's, it's more obscure than that.
[00:33:04]  Or it's less obscure than that.
[00:33:07]  But, but, yeah.
[00:33:08]  And, and, and, and Palestine stuff is just, it's seen, it's going to be seen as increasingly inconvenient.
[00:33:14]  Um, and that's just that's just the way it is.
[00:33:17]  I mean, it's this is not a good thing, just is a thing.
[00:33:20]  Well, it's funny, you know, so then whatever.
[00:33:24]  We went to dinner.
[00:33:24]  We're not going to talk about that, but we have to mention that we don't need to talk that much about it.
[00:33:30]  We talked so much about it earlier in the previous one.
[00:33:32]  Well, I just need to mention, you know, you I saw Liz drink a drink that was uh, well, about five or six of them.
[00:33:40]  No, stop lying.
[00:33:43]  Okay, 10 or 11.
[00:33:44]  No, um, that was the uh, a Michael Jordan jump man teeny.
[00:33:48]  Okay, look, we went to Michael Jordan's steakhouse.
[00:33:52]  I wasn't even gonna say it.
[00:33:53]  It was a Michael Jordan steakhouse, it was terrible, it was really bad.
[00:33:59]  It was not good, but I think it's sweet that you thought it was okay.
[00:34:04]  They gave me a bitters and soda with sprite instead of the soda.
[00:34:06]  Yeah, that was bad.
[00:34:07]  That didn't affect me.
[00:34:07]  That was good.
[00:34:08]  Um, shout out to my friend Lauren for the great recommendation, though, because I did have the it's only it's actually just called the jump man, but I kept calling it the jump mantini because obviously that's a superior name, way better, jump man, and it was kind of gross, yeah.
[00:34:28]  It was like some sort of like thing with egg whites, it was like frothy and very sweet, which I don't ever drink shit like that.
[00:34:36]  But I gotta get jump mantini if you're at Michael Jack Michael Jordan Steakhouse.
[00:34:40]  I also wasn't strong enough because I saw you pour that Seagram's airport bottle into it, too.
[00:34:44]  No, but it had like a dusted like bright orange jump man logo on the drink, which was so cool.
[00:34:56]  So sick.
[00:34:57]  And I kept drinking around, like sipping around it because I didn't want to disturb the logo.
[00:35:02]  You know how they put like you or love Nike.
[00:35:04]  I don't really, I don't really, I don't really fuck with lattes.
[00:35:07]  I'm trying to say my like, not Andrew Huber, but like a guy like that voice.
[00:35:11]  I don't really fuck with lattes.
[00:35:13]  I don't really drink lattes.
[00:35:14]  Like an angry tea drinker.
[00:35:16]  I don't really fuck with lattes.
[00:35:18]  I just like, what happened to a nice cup of black coffee?
[00:35:21]  Coffee.
[00:35:21]  Extremely like angry guy just talking about oolong.
[00:35:26]  About what?
[00:35:27]  Oolong.
[00:35:28]  Oolong?
[00:35:29]  It's a tea.
[00:35:30]  Oh, yeah.
[00:35:31]  Oolong.
[00:35:32]  Actually, I heard that women prefer ooh short.
[00:35:35]  But the terrible.
[00:35:37]  And I also, I don't really drink mixed coffee drinks because I don't know what the other ones are.
[00:35:41]  And I can never keep it straight in my head.
[00:35:43]  What do you mean?
[00:35:44]  Like, I don't know what a cappuccino or like a like a what's a red eye or some shit like that.
[00:35:50]  Like the shit they have on the board at coffee shops.
[00:35:52]  I don't, I can't keep it straight in my head what they mean.
[00:35:55]  Why don't you just get a new one each time to figure it out?
[00:35:57]  Because I don't, I also don't really like drinking milk alternatives.

=== Extremely Angry Guy (11:51) ===

[00:36:01]  Yeah.
[00:36:01]  Because they're made of seed oil.
[00:36:04]  But I just don't really like drinking milk alternatives and I can't drink milk or else I'll be tooting and rooting all day.
[00:36:10]  And so I just get black coffee.
[00:36:13]  We after dinner.
[00:36:16]  Oh, wait, no.
[00:36:16]  I want you to finish that thought.
[00:36:17]  But you know, they put the leaf on the fucking latte.
[00:36:20]  You're like, they drizzle the leaf.
[00:36:21]  They should put the jump man on.
[00:36:23]  That would be a very talented cappuccino milk frothing poorer.
[00:36:28]  Barista.
[00:36:29]  Barista.
[00:36:30]  Very talented barista.
[00:36:31]  Anyway, serious barista.
[00:36:33]  So we went there to eat.
[00:36:36]  It was not great.
[00:36:37]  We had a lovely walk home.
[00:36:38]  Then I and Young Chomsky, we retired to our hotel rooms.
[00:36:43]  I proceeded to watch Joe Biden because I was like, oh, here, got to watch the convention.
[00:36:49]  What else am I going to do?
[00:36:50]  Well, and we watched some of it at Michael Jordan's Steakhouse, although it was rather difficult because the three TVs were outside.
[00:36:55]  CyoC and Hill Dog.
[00:36:56]  And Sean.
[00:36:57]  Hillary looking amazing.
[00:37:00]  Yeah.
[00:37:01]  Hillary looking.
[00:37:02]  Yes.
[00:37:02]  I do think that it was inappropriate for them to play fight song.
[00:37:06]  You do?
[00:37:06]  You think it was taken away from Kamala?
[00:37:09]  No.
[00:37:09]  I'm just sort of like, don't remind people.
[00:37:12]  She's a fucking loser.
[00:37:13]  What's her job now?
[00:37:14]  She was podcasting for a sec?
[00:37:16]  Who knows?
[00:37:16]  But she did have a really nice facelift.
[00:37:19]  Yeah.
[00:37:19]  So I'll give her that.
[00:37:20]  Yeah.
[00:37:21]  And you know what?
[00:37:22]  We should acknowledge it.
[00:37:23]  We should do a face acknowledgement.
[00:37:26]  There's so many fucking land acknowledgements at this thing.
[00:37:29]  We've seen a written land acknowledgement.
[00:37:31]  Yes.
[00:37:32]  It's like, you should acknowledge.
[00:37:34]  But it was weird because it was like clearly a gentrified building that we were in earlier.
[00:37:38]  We saw the written land acknowledgement.
[00:37:40]  It was like a creative studio.
[00:37:41]  And I'm like, I don't know if you should be acknowledging.
[00:37:43]  Like, you should be acknowledging the last guys you kicked out.
[00:37:45]  Like, not just.
[00:37:47]  This was a bakery.
[00:37:48]  Also, did you notice?
[00:37:48]  Again, we have to, this is, we have to say this around.
[00:37:50]  Do you notice it was like for getting out like the black vote and it was all white people working?
[00:37:57]  Oh my God.
[00:38:01]  Democrats.
[00:38:01]  But Democrats.
[00:38:03]  But yeah, Hillary looked fucking beautiful.
[00:38:06]  In fact, I goon.
[00:38:08]  I get why they, why he calls her beautiful Hillary.
[00:38:11]  She's fucking, she is as hot as Trump.
[00:38:14]  Yeah.
[00:38:14]  Like they're equivalent.
[00:38:16]  He's way worse looking now.
[00:38:18]  But yeah, that's true.
[00:38:19]  But he's hotter than Bill, I think.
[00:38:21]  Well, when's the last time we saw Bill?
[00:38:23]  Bill might be dead.
[00:38:24]  Bill might be up there with Paul Pelosi in the hospital.
[00:38:28]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:38:29]  Okay, so in the neurological collision.
[00:38:33]  Speaking of Pelosi, okay, so I'm watching Biden in my room.
[00:38:37]  We're going to get to your night after.
[00:38:39]  I know, but it was.
[00:38:43]  Oh my God, it was so long.
[00:38:45]  First of all, it was late, too.
[00:38:47]  They kept that man up.
[00:38:48]  Because they packed the fucking bill.
[00:38:50]  And this is the same thing you see at rock and roll shows.
[00:38:53]  It's like, first of all, there should be a federal law.
[00:38:56]  Kamala, if you're listening to this, Ella, I know you are.
[00:38:58]  Tell your mother.
[00:39:00]  Stepmother.
[00:39:00]  Get stepmother.
[00:39:01]  No, well, yep.
[00:39:02]  So it's legal if you do have sex with her.
[00:39:05]  But it is true.
[00:39:06]  Ella M. Hoff had sex with Kamala.
[00:39:08]  I'm not saying she should.
[00:39:09]  I'm just saying if it did happen, it wouldn't be a literal crime.
[00:39:12]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:39:13]  You feel me?
[00:39:14]  But it would be fire, too.
[00:39:16]  But, please don't listen to this, Ella M. Hoff.
[00:39:21]  I'm so sorry.
[00:39:23]  Or am I?
[00:39:24]  But, uh, because it would be fire.
[00:39:27]  But, but, it would be, it would be crazy, but, but, but, but don't be crazy.
[00:39:31]  But, but, but, but, uh, what was I saying?
[00:39:36]  What was I saying?
[00:39:37]  I'm so tired.
[00:39:38]  What was I saying?
[00:39:38]  You were talking about Ella M. Hawk and Kamala Harris.
[00:39:44]  No, you were talking about like a rock and roll show they packed.
[00:39:48]  Oh, yeah.
[00:39:49]  Kamala, listen to me right now.
[00:39:51]  I'm pointing at the empty chair, much like Clint Eastwood.
[00:39:54]  That's like, I'm serving Clint.
[00:39:56]  Like that?
[00:39:57]  I'm serving Clint.
[00:39:59]  Don't say that.
[00:40:00]  Everyone here, it talks like that.
[00:40:02]  Everyone here talks like that.
[00:40:03]  And you know what?
[00:40:04]  You know what?
[00:40:04]  So many people are like, that's tea.
[00:40:07]  That's tea.
[00:40:08]  Oh, my God.
[00:40:09]  Bro, her fucking body is tea.
[00:40:12]  Bro, that's tea.
[00:40:13]  Bro, Hillary Clinton's fucking body is tea.
[00:40:15]  Bro, the tea is spilled.
[00:40:19]  Hillary's face card was not declining.
[00:40:21]  No.
[00:40:21]  Oh, no, no.
[00:40:22]  Ming, ding, No, she's buying us a motherfucking luxury suite at the four seasons where we are fucking for four hours straight.
[00:40:30]  Vape break, asthma fucking inhaler break, back to fucking Hillary.
[00:40:35]  Nitrous.
[00:40:36]  Nitrous.
[00:40:38]  Clinton wash the fuck.
[00:40:40]  Vape break.
[00:40:41]  Vape break.
[00:40:42]  Going Kanye mode.
[00:40:43]  Could you imagine?
[00:40:44]  Could you imagine exhaling a big old puff of Miami mint from an air bar and looking down and seeing Hillary just resting her fucking head on your bare thigh?
[00:40:54]  Yeah.
[00:40:54]  Looking up at you with them dough eyes and you say, that's fucking Jesus.
[00:40:58]  You won't let me say my best joke.
[00:41:00]  She was a beautiful Hillary.
[00:41:01]  She was a beautiful Hillary.
[00:41:03]  You won't, because there was a second there.
[00:41:05]  Liz, go in the other room.
[00:41:07]  No.
[00:41:07]  Because I have to say this thing about this.
[00:41:09]  You shall not send me away.
[00:41:11]  Fine.
[00:41:12]  Then close your eyes and don't, and then think of something really loud so you don't hear.
[00:41:17]  So I came up with a really good joke where you go in a restaurant and you say, excuse me, waiter, and you're like really cautious to getting away.
[00:41:22]  I hate this one.
[00:41:23]  Excuse me.
[00:41:23]  Does this play Surf Cunt?
[00:41:25]  It's a pretty good joke.
[00:41:26]  Yeah, that's why we're all laughing.
[00:41:27]  But I don't like saying the C word.
[00:41:29]  Yet, it spills out of your mouth all the time.
[00:41:32]  It does not.
[00:41:33]  I never say that.
[00:41:33]  You're always like, Liz, stop being such a, oh my God, why are you such a beautiful woman?
[00:41:40]  Hillary.
[00:41:40]  Beautiful Hillary.
[00:41:41]  Beautiful Hillary.
[00:41:42]  You could take a page from Hillary's book and stand by.
[00:41:45]  If I had the money, believe you me, I would.
[00:41:48]  And stand by male figures in your life when they're under.
[00:41:50]  I'm not stretching this thing.
[00:41:53]  You should stretch out.
[00:41:54]  I'm talking about my face.
[00:41:55]  But no, Ella, Kamala, back to what we were talking about.
[00:41:58]  Just me and you.
[00:41:59]  Ella.
[00:42:00]  And who's the other?
[00:42:01]  There's a guy, too.
[00:42:02]  No, no, there's another.
[00:42:04]  There's a boy in that world.
[00:42:06]  Right?
[00:42:06]  Isn't there another brother?
[00:42:08]  Okay, let me get back to Sleepy Joe.
[00:42:09]  Four band shows should be illegal.
[00:42:12]  Shows should be three bands.
[00:42:13]  Four bands if it's like a Grindcore show, which also should be illegal.
[00:42:16]  They should throw people in jail.
[00:42:18]  You know how the Soviet Union used to put annoying people in insane asylums?
[00:42:21]  They should do that to people who play in Grindcore bands.
[00:42:23]  And people who won't stop talking on podcasts.
[00:42:29]  Stop doing the face.
[00:42:31]  I can't.
[00:42:32]  Stop doing that face.
[00:42:33]  You don't want to stop that.
[00:42:34]  There's like a.
[00:42:35]  Never mind.
[00:42:36]  I will show you the influencer that you're doing, the face of.
[00:42:38]  What did Joe Biden say?
[00:42:39]  So I was watching Sleepy Joe way past his bedtime.
[00:42:43]  He was screaming so loud that I feel like they just said, okay, you're not going to have a repeat of the debate moment where you collapse and had to resign from running for president, which is like, whoops, you fucked up, Joe.
[00:43:02]  Just scream all your lines because he was just like, he was in full screamo mode.
[00:43:08]  He went screamo mode.
[00:43:10]  And I was watching it.
[00:43:12]  First of all, the, the, the, um, also the camera kept like panning to Nancy Pelosi in the audience as if she would be like sitting there like, she persisted.
[00:43:25]  Like being all bitchy or something.
[00:43:27]  Or like there's like, there's a fucking war happening between these two.
[00:43:30]  I'm so sick of this shit.
[00:43:31]  Anyway.
[00:43:34]  But I was like watching it and I'm like, damn, it's crazy that this man would be the nominee if he spoke like how he's speaking tonight at the debate.
[00:43:47]  He was robbed.
[00:43:48]  Like it's, it's, there's no, like, he fucked up.
[00:43:52]  Maybe he was sick.
[00:43:53]  No, of course he was sick.
[00:43:56]  Did you not see him?
[00:43:57]  He was like ill.
[00:43:58]  No, but I thought he was ill with like dying.
[00:44:01]  Yeah.
[00:44:02]  Yeah.
[00:44:02]  You know, like he had died.
[00:44:04]  I mean, we all are, you know, in the like Buddhist.
[00:44:06]  No, but he was like late stage.
[00:44:08]  I mean, he was still in his stiff, like stiff mode.
[00:44:11]  Yeah.
[00:44:12]  When he was leaving, he was like hard as a rock.
[00:44:14]  Yeah.
[00:44:14]  He was like kind of moving all, you know, funny and like tree-like.
[00:44:18]  But he does.
[00:44:20]  He does.
[00:44:20]  He does.
[00:44:21]  You seen Lord of the Rings?
[00:44:22]  No.
[00:44:23]  You've never seen Lord of the Rings?
[00:44:25]  You've never flew?
[00:44:26]  No, I've tried to watch it.
[00:44:28]  I've said this on the show before.
[00:44:29]  I tried watching it, but I couldn't get over how Elijah Wood's neck is the same width as his face, and it was like very distracting.
[00:44:34]  He moves like an ant.
[00:44:37]  What is the fucked-up?
[00:44:39]  It's actually my least favorite parts of Lord of the Rings.
[00:44:41]  When you get so high that you can't bend your limbs properly, it's like the ants are trees with legs.
[00:44:46]  Okay.
[00:44:46]  I don't really get what they're doing.
[00:44:47]  All right.
[00:44:48]  I don't know what he's doing either.
[00:44:49]  Me either.
[00:44:51]  But it was, yeah, it was like a very, very long speech.
[00:44:56]  And the commentary about it was so fucking weird.
[00:45:00]  Like, I feel like this kind of goes back to what you're saying about seeing all these people here and kind of going insane a little bit.
[00:45:06]  Like, I feel like I live on a different planet because I'm watching this shit and it's crazy.
[00:45:11]  Like, you're watching this old man just like scream for an hour, like, I did the NATO stuff.
[00:45:16]  Like, he loves saying I did something.
[00:45:18]  I'm screaming like that.
[00:45:19]  There's nothing dignified or like stately about it.
[00:45:24]  Like, it is not.
[00:45:25]  It's not demure.
[00:45:26]  Joe.
[00:45:26]  No, but I just mean like it is, it's so obviously just like old man screaming.
[00:45:30]  Like, and you're like, well, that's Joe Biden because he's old and whatever.
[00:45:33]  But then the way people talk about it and they're like, it's so great that he had this moment.
[00:45:38]  Yes.
[00:45:39]  Like it is so where he could say farewell and bask in everyone cheering.
[00:45:43]  And I'm like, what?
[00:45:44]  Did you not just watch what I watched?
[00:45:45]  Old man just screamed for an hour.
[00:45:47]  Joe, let go.
[00:45:50]  Just go towards the light.
[00:45:52]  And then, you know, it's like they're going to write this in the history books, right?
[00:45:55]  That it's going to be like, and then for the good of the nation, he stepped down and he was, you know, he had his problems, which were his age, but he knew he had to put country.
[00:46:07]  I mean, they're talking about this.
[00:46:08]  And I'm like, this, and you're watching him like speak.
[00:46:12]  And he's like, we will protect the NATO forces of the world and start like, just like sounding like a crazy old man.
[00:46:19]  Like, he sounds like a mean old man.
[00:46:22]  He's a miserable motherfucker.
[00:46:24]  Such a mean old man.
[00:46:27]  Yes.
[00:46:27]  And I'm just like, why are I don't know?
[00:46:29]  The gaslighting, it's too much.
[00:46:31]  It's too much.
[00:46:32]  Now you sound like a Democrat.
[00:46:33]  Now you sound like, you know what?
[00:46:35]  Here's what's going to happen.
[00:46:36]  We're Democrats.
[00:46:37]  We're Democrats.
[00:46:38]  Let's just be open with them.
[00:46:40]  By the end of this, I don't know where we're going to be mentally.
[00:46:47]  We might subscribe to political by day.
[00:46:50]  How many days is this?
[00:46:53]  Four?
[00:46:53]  Oh, yeah.
[00:46:54]  By day four, by night four, we might subscribe to a political ideology so extreme and obscure that there isn't even a fucking Discord group we can get groomed in for.
[00:47:04]  They're going to be like, go back to Juce.
[00:47:06]  Go back to Juju.
[00:47:07]  Well, I mean, this, yeah, well, don't.
[00:47:10]  Okay.
[00:47:11]  But yes, it is.
[00:47:13]  I didn't watch a second of the speech, but I've seen, actually, I saw a couple clips.
[00:47:19]  It's just like he did kind of like him, him not dropping out because he's like, I want to be president, Tom, bed.
[00:47:29]  He like by holding on that long and then undercutting Trump getting shot by dropping out, it like actually ended up working out.
[00:47:37]  Which also made me think of Trump getting shot having less of a life cycle than the Titan submersible, like in a significant degree, and like less of a cultural.
[00:47:45]  We did a podcast on the submersible, but not one question.
[00:47:50]  It was like kind of it was a what did Democrats say?

=== Podcasters Discuss Utah (05:34) ===

[00:47:52]  It was a nothing burger.
[00:47:53]  It was a nothing burger with a side with a side of who cares fries and maybe even a diet don't give a fuck.
[00:48:00]  Oh, but the don't give up.
[00:48:01]  There's so many corny ass F-bombs being dropped by like dangerous creators.
[00:48:08]  Trump, if you win, if you win, you need to lock these Democrats up.
[00:48:13]  You need to lock them up and throw away the key, my brother.
[00:48:17]  They are.
[00:48:17]  This is when we recorded this podcast this morning.
[00:48:19]  We were bright, jubilant Democrats.
[00:48:21]  We loved it.
[00:48:21]  We loved fucking faith, freedom, family, women, race, country, all that shit.
[00:48:28]  Race in the general sense, not in the, you know, just one race.
[00:48:31]  But now we're moving towards that one.
[00:48:33]  Now we're moving, and you're not going to like the race it turns out to be, honey.
[00:48:36]  You're not going to like it.
[00:48:38]  And it's not the one you think either.
[00:48:39]  No, it's actually far more obscure one.
[00:48:41]  Polska, we are Polish now.
[00:48:44]  I'm just playing.
[00:48:45]  We wouldn't be able to vote because they don't know.
[00:48:46]  They see those check boxes.
[00:48:48]  They try to just eat the paper.
[00:48:50]  That's why people say that, oh, you know, Poland under communism was so, there was no elections.
[00:48:55]  No, they just ate the fucking ballots.
[00:48:57]  They didn't know what they were.
[00:48:58]  They saw that people handed them something.
[00:49:00]  They assumed it was food and ate it.
[00:49:01]  That's why they're so behind.
[00:49:03]  Although the economy is booming there right now.
[00:49:05]  Anyways, Nancy, her husband's dead.
[00:49:12]  Right?
[00:49:12]  That's.
[00:49:13]  I don't think so.
[00:49:14]  I did spill a little bit of tea on the first try on this podcast about that.
[00:49:18]  And I will say, there's a reason you guys haven't seen him out there.
[00:49:21]  He's not dead, but he ain't alive.
[00:49:23]  He's not doing well.
[00:49:24]  Where's Nancy?
[00:49:25]  We're never going to be able to get it.
[00:49:27]  That's why I feel like she's on.
[00:49:28]  I was saying this, that she went YOLO mode.
[00:49:31]  Yeah.
[00:49:31]  Like that she, and it's like she's like in her lame duck era.
[00:49:34]  Oh my God, I really am talking like a dumb guy.
[00:49:36]  You're talking like a dumb guy.
[00:49:37]  No, she's serving duck.
[00:49:38]  She's serving lame duck.
[00:49:39]  She's serving lame duck.
[00:49:41]  Back back.
[00:49:42]  Parentheses, widow.
[00:49:44]  She's like my husband.
[00:49:45]  I don't want to remarry.
[00:49:46]  I only want sex.
[00:49:47]  Yeah, exactly.
[00:49:49]  She'd probably never have sex again, huh?
[00:49:51]  I don't know.
[00:49:52]  I don't want to think about that.
[00:49:53]  Maybe she goes to the villages.
[00:49:55]  Okay.
[00:49:55]  Or I la Vista.
[00:49:57]  Here's the thing.
[00:49:58]  We had a really cute moment on the previous recorded Lost to the Computer Robot Who Ate episode.
[00:50:08]  Because I had no idea where Brace spent his Eve.
[00:50:11]  In fact, I said, for your benefit, dear viewers, listeners, and others, I was like, I don't want you to tell me because then you'll reveal it and it'll be so good because it'll be my natural response and it'll be funny.
[00:50:28]  And we like to do that kind of thing because we're method podcasters.
[00:50:31]  We're method podcasters.
[00:50:33]  We live this shit.
[00:50:36]  But I do know now.
[00:50:37]  And so we're not going to pretend because we're not pretend podcasters either.
[00:50:42]  This is the real shit.
[00:50:42]  We're authentic.
[00:50:44]  This is the real shit.
[00:50:45]  Brace, where did you go last night?
[00:50:47]  Brace, tell me, where did you go last night?
[00:50:51]  No, it's none of your business.
[00:50:52]  Shopping, look at my phone.
[00:50:54]  No.
[00:50:55]  I went to Boys Town.
[00:50:57]  Not.
[00:50:57]  I went on the town with the boys.
[00:51:00]  I met up with the fellows from Documentary Forever.
[00:51:03]  And they were like, we're at this bar.
[00:51:05]  We're going to have a drink.
[00:51:07]  I go.
[00:51:08]  I can't tell you which neighborhood it was because I don't know.
[00:51:10]  There's too many neighborhoods in this damn town.
[00:51:12]  This place is a little weirdo laid out.
[00:51:13]  It's crazy.
[00:51:14]  Also, downtown Chicago is like 40 miles.
[00:51:16]  I know.
[00:51:17]  It's so big, which I don't really like.
[00:51:20]  But I got to stop making that joke.
[00:51:23]  It's not even funny.
[00:51:24]  It is funny the first time, but it's not funny the fifth time.
[00:51:27]  That was like four years ago, dude.
[00:51:30]  What was four years ago?
[00:51:31]  Last time you had a sober day.
[00:51:33]  That's the first joke.
[00:51:34]  Last time you went through a day without having a nip.
[00:51:35]  Oh, my God.
[00:51:36]  A nip?
[00:51:39]  Or two?
[00:51:40]  An Irish car bomb?
[00:51:43]  This is that way.
[00:51:43]  That's, I think, where you drop a shot of whiskey in a Guinness.
[00:51:45]  But that's like, when I was drinking, we didn't even do.
[00:51:48]  That's like not my, you know what my drink was?
[00:51:50]  All.
[00:51:51]  Pint glass, double, double of whiskey, double, the rest filled with water.
[00:51:56]  But not because I was like, I'm fucking cool.
[00:51:58]  Well, whiskey, but I was like, this is the most efficient way to drink.
[00:52:01]  I was like, it makes the most sense.
[00:52:02]  And you can just kind of nurse it.
[00:52:04]  The ice melts and you give even more drink.
[00:52:06]  But so what I would do last night.
[00:52:10]  What?
[00:52:10]  What I did last night is I met with these guys.
[00:52:12]  We were out at this bar.
[00:52:14]  I was kind of tired.
[00:52:15]  So I was like, well, I just, you know, it's 10 o'clock.
[00:52:17]  I want to hang out for a little bit.
[00:52:20]  And we get kicked out of the bar.
[00:52:22]  Not like you have to leave because you did something bad, but they're like, we're closing the outside.
[00:52:26]  We wanted to sit outside.
[00:52:27]  And so we walk over to this other bar about 15 minutes away called the Matchbox.
[00:52:30]  And we're sitting outside there.
[00:52:31]  There's no one at the bar.
[00:52:32]  We see some Democrats running by, including a guy in a very, very tight Kamala shirt, sprinting, holding New Hampshire delegate sign.
[00:52:42]  Where is he going?
[00:52:43]  I don't know.
[00:52:43]  New Hampshire, maybe.
[00:52:45]  How'd he get a running start?
[00:52:46]  And we're like kind of sitting there and like just shooting the shit.
[00:52:49]  I'm actually explaining to them about our previous episode that we did.
[00:52:52]  I'm like, oh, yeah.
[00:52:53]  And I was telling them about the, if you listen close to the episode, about two hours and 40 minutes in, we talk about this lawsuit from this guy.
[00:53:02]  Well, not the lawsuit, but this guy, Idris Kiba, who gets arrested.
[00:53:06]  He's like involved with the dentist, Thomas.
[00:53:08]  The Kanye's dentist.
[00:53:09]  The Kanye's dentist.
[00:53:10]  He's like his business.
[00:53:11]  He was a juice dentist.
[00:53:12]  He was a juiced dentist.
[00:53:15]  But I'm explaining this.
[00:53:16]  As I'm explaining this.
[00:53:17]  It is so confusing, by the way.
[00:53:18]  It's like almost as confusing as Utah.
[00:53:20]  It is very confusing.
[00:53:21]  Yeah.
[00:53:22]  But I feel like I could explain it well.
[00:53:24]  Just like with Utah.
[00:53:24]  Just like with you.
[00:53:25]  I could explain Utah.
[00:53:26]  Yeah.

=== Rfk Jr Explains Philosophy (08:41) ===

[00:53:27]  But sometimes I like to test you on that.
[00:53:29]  I'm explaining this.
[00:53:30]  And then I'm about to go home, actually.
[00:53:31]  I'm like, you know what?
[00:53:32]  I literally say, all right, guys, I got to get out of here.
[00:53:35]  But then somebody, one of the people we're with, or four of us, walks out with like a few beers for everyone.
[00:53:41]  Not for me, obviously.
[00:53:43]  And I was like, okay, I'll stay, you know, for like 20 more minutes.
[00:53:45]  Right as that happens, a giant RV pulls up in the street outside.
[00:53:51]  So like paint a picture here.
[00:53:53]  What kind of RV are we talking about?
[00:53:55]  Are we talking about like 80s, 90s or 90s, 80s, 90s?
[00:54:01]  Big as fuck.
[00:54:02]  Big as fuck.
[00:54:03]  Retirement person RV.
[00:54:05]  And it is completely wrapped with old-timey American flag sort of like decorations and stuff like that.
[00:54:12]  And it is blasting AI generated music that have lyrics revolving around the presidential campaign of RFK Jr.
[00:54:21]  And it says on the side of it, Kennedy is the remedy.
[00:54:24]  I think it says on the side of it.
[00:54:25]  Yeah.
[00:54:25]  It says on the side of it, Kennedy is the remedy.
[00:54:27]  Which I do think is like it's pretty fucking good.
[00:54:29]  Yeah.
[00:54:30]  RFK Jr.
[00:54:31]  But we haven't heard that one yet.
[00:54:32]  24.
[00:54:34]  And so we flip the fuck out and run up to the door of this thing.
[00:54:38]  Like just in the middle of the street.
[00:54:39]  Let me in, let me in.
[00:54:41]  Full traffic.
[00:54:42]  Yeah.
[00:54:42]  And it's like a stop to stop their light.
[00:54:45]  We were banging on the door.
[00:54:46]  Let us in.
[00:54:47]  Let us in.
[00:54:48]  And they like kind of, and these guys poke their heads out and they're like, what?
[00:54:52]  Okay.
[00:54:53]  And they pull over across the street and they let us in.
[00:54:58]  And Liz, these guys are incredible.
[00:55:02]  So who were these people?
[00:55:03]  All right.
[00:55:04]  Well, I'll save the best for last.
[00:55:05]  But there is a fellow named Damien who is head to toe white, but with no, his white outfit.
[00:55:14]  Yeah, but skin too.
[00:55:15]  But I meant outfit when I said that.
[00:55:17]  But yeah, he was also a.
[00:55:19]  I didn't explain it.
[00:55:22]  Oh, yeah.
[00:55:22]  What races?
[00:55:23]  He was head to toe white.
[00:55:25]  What's that stuff?
[00:55:25]  Villadego or whatever?
[00:55:26]  Villadego?
[00:55:27]  Vidilago.
[00:55:28]  Vitilago?
[00:55:29]  Yeah.
[00:55:30]  He didn't have that, unless his whole body was that, but I didn't check.
[00:55:34]  Because he could have been.
[00:55:35]  Well, who knows?
[00:55:36]  But no, he looks like.
[00:55:36]  Body check.
[00:55:39]  Show me your shit.
[00:55:40]  Make sure that you are actually white.
[00:55:42]  You don't just have Vitalego.
[00:55:44]  But he.
[00:55:46]  Show me your shit.
[00:55:47]  Show me your shit, dude.
[00:55:48]  Show me your whole shit.
[00:55:50]  Pecs to penis.
[00:55:52]  And then fucking nuts to knees.
[00:55:55]  And then back of the knee to the ankle.
[00:56:00]  What?
[00:56:00]  Nothing above?
[00:56:01]  I can see that.
[00:56:02]  I can already see that.
[00:56:04]  What's nips to nose?
[00:56:06]  And then, yeah, nips to nose.
[00:56:09]  Also, let me check these moles for cancer with my tongue.
[00:56:12]  But no, he was good.
[00:56:13]  I mean, he was good.
[00:56:14]  It would be good no matter what race he was.
[00:56:16]  But he was white.
[00:56:17]  But it also doesn't, that's not what I was saying.
[00:56:19]  He was dressed in all white.
[00:56:21]  And he's wearing all white, and it's like Jackson Pollock style paint splatter all over it.
[00:56:25]  And it's all Kennedy shit.
[00:56:27]  And they actually look kind of cool, although not cool in the traditional sense.
[00:56:32]  But they looked interesting in a different way.
[00:56:35]  They looked eccentric.
[00:56:37]  Which is a sometimes a synonym for interesting.
[00:56:39]  They did look eccentric.
[00:56:41]  They were eccentric.
[00:56:42]  Damien was there.
[00:56:43]  He had met the other fellow there named Holden, who was a young man.
[00:56:48]  They had met at a crypto conference several years before and reconnected over the Kennedy campaign.
[00:56:53]  Oh my God.
[00:56:54]  And there was a woman there who was kind of covering it.
[00:56:58]  And there was the driver of the RV who was with the Kennedy campaign.
[00:57:06]  In an official capacity?
[00:57:07]  Well, I don't know, actually.
[00:57:11]  I don't, I didn't understand that.
[00:57:14]  And I don't want to say anything that would get them in trouble with any kind of agencies.
[00:57:17]  Okay.
[00:57:18]  But I don't think so.
[00:57:19]  I think he just loved Kennedy.
[00:57:21]  And I love Kennedy.
[00:57:24]  I love Kennedy.
[00:57:26]  But you just like the way he looks, right?
[00:57:27]  Like, you just like Hugo Boss uniform.
[00:57:29]  And I know, I love Kennedy.
[00:57:33]  He was, he was actually related by dint of being the half-brother of Justin.
[00:57:42]  What sentence is that?
[00:57:44]  He was Justin Trudeau's half-brother.
[00:57:46]  He was Justin Trudeau's half-brother.
[00:57:48]  He was Justin Trudeau's half-brother from the mother side.
[00:57:51]  But yeah, he's Justin Trudeau's half-brother.
[00:57:53]  So Justin Trudeau's half-brother was driving an RV decked out in RFK, like everything.
[00:58:01]  Yes.
[00:58:02]  All RFK everything.
[00:58:04]  With a bunch of dudes in white painters outfits that are fully paint splattered.
[00:58:10]  No, just Kyle, Kyle Kemper, I believe his name was, the driver and Damien were wearing the all-white paint splatter outfits.
[00:58:18]  Did they explain like why?
[00:58:19]  I think they were just goofy guys.
[00:58:21]  They very much felt like how, I don't know, like 2008 style guy.
[00:58:27]  Like, what was that band where the fucking dude played in the beach ball or whatever?
[00:58:31]  You know what I'm talking about?
[00:58:32]  Flaming Lips.
[00:58:33]  He's like, I have never heard the Flaming Lips.
[00:58:35]  I've never seen The Flaming Lips.
[00:58:36]  You've heard the Flips.
[00:58:37]  What song?
[00:58:38]  Yoshimi Battle Spink Robots.
[00:58:40]  She don't use Jelly.
[00:58:41]  No.
[00:58:42]  Never heard that in my life.
[00:58:43]  I didn't listen to the radio ever, but not in a cool way.
[00:58:47]  I just was, I would just listen to Pentangle.
[00:58:49]  But these guys were like Flaming Lips type guys.
[00:58:54]  And then there was the Holden was like more professional looking.
[00:58:57]  And then the lady just looked normal.
[00:58:59]  She was just dressed normal.
[00:59:00]  And so, but these, so they had in their mission for the evening was they had printed up 10,000 copies of a Kennedy campaign newspaper, which was actually very well designed, with the headline, Kennedy is weird.
[00:59:13]  Kind of an eye-catching headline.
[00:59:14]  Yeah.
[00:59:15]  Although it was AI-assisted, many of the articles, I was told.
[00:59:21]  And they were basically on a paper route throwing these newspapers out of the RV at interested citizens walking by who were entranced by the AI-generated RFK Jr. centric reggae songs that were blaring from loudspeakers attached to the RV.
[00:59:40]  I had a wonderful evening.
[00:59:43]  How long did you do this?
[00:59:44]  Three hours.
[00:59:45]  And I had a blast.
[00:59:47]  They were so nice.
[00:59:48]  They were, you know, and one of the guys explained to his political philosophy.
[00:59:52]  I said, brother, I could not tell you something that's more different than what I believe.
[00:59:56]  What is it?
[00:59:56]  He was like just a libertarian.
[00:59:58]  He was like a Ron Paul guy, but now he didn't seem evil.
[01:00:00]  He was like, I don't, he wasn't like, he was, he was, no, he was just like, it was like hippie libertarianism.
[01:00:05]  Yeah.
[01:00:06]  So he was like, I just want everyone to be happy.
[01:00:08]  And like, it was like a little more communal than like, he, than, like, I think the general like Ayn Randian libertarianism.
[01:00:15]  I don't really know all the differences between the different schools of thought, but you know, it was like, it was like a guy being like, I just love everybody and I want everyone to have freedom or whatever.
[01:00:23]  Can everyone stop talking about fucking freedom?
[01:00:24]  Well, what I'm going to try.
[01:00:25]  You know what politics is now?
[01:00:27]  It's just battling over who's more freedom.
[01:00:30]  And I got to tell you, that is genuinely what makes what I believe in very different from what these people believe in.
[01:00:35]  Because I'm telling you, there is not.
[01:00:37]  There's actually going to be a significant reduction in certain kinds of freedom.
[01:00:40]  So it's like literally just like Democrats being like, no, we're about freedom.
[01:00:44]  And then Republicans are like, what are you talking about?
[01:00:46]  We're about freedom.
[01:00:47]  And then this guy being like, I'm all about freedom, which is why I like Kennedy.
[01:00:51]  And it's like, can everyone just shut the fuck up about freedom?
[01:00:54]  I'll tell you this.
[01:00:56]  Those prison abolitionists are going to be out of business when I'm in charge because we are building a lot more of them.
[01:01:02]  And we're stealing those fucking borders from within.
[01:01:05]  You can't get out.
[01:01:07]  So what was their plan for coming here?
[01:01:10]  So they were like, you know, their whole thing was like, you know, Kennedy almost takes this like centrist, I don't want to say, but like, he's like, kind of like, I'm like middle ground and just about like freedom and blah, blah, blah.
[01:01:22]  And so like, they're like, we can appeal to Democrats too, even though I'm like, guys, they're not going to like you.
[01:01:28]  And so they were just like wanted to kind of boost Kennedy.
[01:01:31]  And so they were throwing these newspapers out and having fun and playing and being goofy.
[01:01:36]  They were dancing on top of it.
[01:01:37]  And I got to tell you, I had a blast hanging out with these guys.
[01:01:40]  All the hatred that we feel right now.
[01:01:42]  You didn't feel it there.
[01:01:44]  I didn't feel it there.
[01:01:44]  I felt nothing but love.
[01:01:45]  Yeah.
[01:01:46]  I felt nothing but love.
[01:01:47]  You could not get me to vote for RFK Jr. if you had to go.
[01:01:51]  You could do it.
[01:01:52]  I would do it if you were going to shoot me, obviously.
[01:01:55]  I don't want to bullshit here.
[01:01:56]  If you told me you were going to kill me if I wouldn't vote for RFK Jr., I would easily vote for RFK Jr.
[01:02:00]  That's an easy really anybody.
[01:02:02]  I would vote for anybody if you were like because that's not what you want to die over.
[01:02:06]  Especially Hitler.
[01:02:07]  Especially Hitler.

=== Hanging With The Guys (07:31) ===

[01:02:08]  Exactly.
[01:02:09]  Well, no, that's, I wouldn't do that, actually.
[01:02:12]  I'd be that one guy who wasn't Zeke Highland.
[01:02:15]  You know why that guy wasn't Zeke Highland, right?
[01:02:17]  You're scratching his nuts.
[01:02:18]  Yeah.
[01:02:20]  But because his balls are so sweaty from seeing Hitler.
[01:02:23]  He loved him so much.
[01:02:24]  So, so, so I had a blast hang out with these guys.
[01:02:27]  We drove all around Chicago.
[01:02:29]  We're playing the RFK Jr. reggae.
[01:02:31]  We're partying there.
[01:02:32]  The place is a...
[01:02:34]  Frankly, fellas, if you're hearing this, your RV is a mess.
[01:02:37]  It's dirty.
[01:02:38]  I saw photos of it, and it is not.
[01:02:41]  It's like, it's not just like messy.
[01:02:43]  It's like, there's dirty.
[01:02:44]  It's dirty.
[01:02:45]  But I have to say that feels on-brand for a bunch of RFK supporters.
[01:02:50]  Don't listen to her, dudes.
[01:02:52]  You guys are all good.
[01:02:53]  Keep rocking with it.
[01:02:54]  It was hippie.
[01:02:54]  It was very like, I felt like I was.
[01:02:56]  You can be a hippie and still clean up after yourself.
[01:02:59]  I don't think you can.
[01:03:01]  I know.
[01:03:01]  Well, that's a big problem with the hippie ball.
[01:03:02]  I think that's the thing.
[01:03:03]  But you can say that stops with me.
[01:03:06]  You can say it stops with me.
[01:03:08]  But the crazy thing that happened was one of the most insane synchronicity coincidence, whatever you want to call it, of my life.
[01:03:15]  Because I'm talking to the woman that's there.
[01:03:18]  And I can't say literally too much about many details about this because it involves a federal case.
[01:03:25]  But.
[01:03:26]  That I am a witness in.
[01:03:28]  No, that Liz is a perpetrator in.
[01:03:30]  No, no, but that involves something that we talked about and I've mentioned earlier this episode, but the Eatrich's Keepa stuff.
[01:03:38]  There was just a lot of the stuff that we had talked about in our last episode.
[01:03:43]  In fact, almost all of the stuff that we had talked about in our last episode.
[01:03:46]  In the episode about Kanye, the one about Kanye.
[01:03:49]  The one about Kanye.
[01:03:51]  This is literally a figure in that episode.
[01:03:55]  Not mentioned in the episode by name, but a figure in that episode was on this bus.
[01:03:59]  And I had the most mind-bending experience of my life putting that together and like figuring that out with her.
[01:04:06]  It is a little like fear and loathing feeling.
[01:04:08]  It was, it felt psychedelic.
[01:04:10]  Like when they dropped me off, because they kicked my fucking ass to the curb.
[01:04:13]  We were into that.
[01:04:14]  Well, yeah.
[01:04:14]  Well, I was actually just like, can I get out of here?
[01:04:17]  No, no, psychedelics.
[01:04:18]  Oh, yeah, yeah.
[01:04:19]  Yes, they are.
[01:04:21]  But when I got off that RV at 3.15 in the morning last night, walked back in the hotel.
[01:04:28]  I was like, I cannot believe that just happened.
[01:04:32]  That is like, and I'm not doing it justice, and I can't do it justice by explaining to you guys, but I will say it was the most crazy fucking coincidence of my entire fucking life.
[01:04:41]  And I've had a life full of coincidences.
[01:04:43]  But because it was a super moon last night.
[01:04:46]  It was.
[01:04:47]  What does that mean?
[01:04:48]  It was a big full moon.
[01:04:49]  Yeah.
[01:04:50]  It was a super moon.
[01:04:51]  We used to call people with big ass faces moon face.
[01:04:53]  Yeah.
[01:04:54]  You and me, we used to call that.
[01:04:55]  Yeah.
[01:04:55]  Yeah.
[01:04:56]  But there are some people that have moon face.
[01:04:58]  They all moonface.
[01:05:00]  JD's kind of got a moonface.
[01:05:01]  Vance?
[01:05:02]  Yeah.
[01:05:03]  He's got a superface.
[01:05:04]  He tried to get rid of the superface by getting the beard.
[01:05:08]  Thinking the beard, I mean, for many men, the beard acts as like kind of a, you know, it creates a bit of more of a jawline.
[01:05:17]  Particularly if there's a weak chin.
[01:05:19]  A lot of men go that route to try to do that.
[01:05:22]  And I think that's what he was trying to do.
[01:05:24]  But it doesn't.
[01:05:25]  When you have a superface, it's tough.
[01:05:27]  It doesn't work.
[01:05:29]  Well, anyways, I didn't go to sleep until very late last night.
[01:05:32]  And so as a consequence of that, I'm exhausted today.
[01:05:35]  And as a consequence of that, the hatred that I've had to share with you two today has made me, to bring it back to the beginning of the episode, suicidal.
[01:05:46]  But now I can't say homicidal because of the Trump stuff.
[01:05:49]  And I don't mean that anyways.
[01:05:50]  I love you.
[01:05:51]  You're no kind of salt.
[01:05:52]  I'm not kind of sidal.
[01:05:52]  I'm not saddling.
[01:05:53]  No.
[01:05:53]  I'm saddling up to the Democrats and I'm giving them a fucking side hug and saying I love you.
[01:05:58]  We need to wrap this up because we actually legitimately are going to a Mueller.
[01:06:02]  She wrote Cocktail Hour.
[01:06:04]  Oh, shit.
[01:06:06]  Yeah, we are doing that.
[01:06:07]  And we've got to head over there because it's been a day of a type of Democrat, but we didn't encounter resistance Democrats.
[01:06:19]  No, we didn't.
[01:06:20]  And so I want to kind of see what's up with those.
[01:06:23]  I want you to look at the bottom notification there.
[01:06:26]  I want you to see what that is.
[01:06:28]  No.
[01:06:28]  Yes.
[01:06:29]  Really?
[01:06:30]  Yes.
[01:06:30]  It said, okay, wait, I'm going to read it to you.
[01:06:32]  Oh, I love something exciting.
[01:06:34]  Oh, wait.
[01:06:35]  It's not there anymore.
[01:06:37]  What?
[01:06:37]  Okay, there it is.
[01:06:38]  It says, True and on pod, Instagram, Rosario Dawson reacted fire emoji to your story.
[01:06:49]  That's right.
[01:06:49]  First of all, take a fucking screenshot of that.
[01:06:52]  Oh, you already did.
[01:06:53]  Oh, you did?
[01:06:54]  Yeah.
[01:06:54]  Okay.
[01:06:55]  Call me Corey the way I'm booking her.
[01:06:59]  That's so.
[01:07:01]  Say that one more time.
[01:07:02]  Call me Corey the way I'm booking her.
[01:07:03]  Yeah, that's cute.
[01:07:05]  You should tweet that with this image.
[01:07:07]  Oh, yeah.
[01:07:08]  That's a good one.
[01:07:10]  Damn, to get a fire emoji from Rosario Dawson.
[01:07:13]  Shit.
[01:07:13]  Maybe you are a fucking super Democrat.
[01:07:16]  And Liz, you can attest, I did not know who she was.
[01:07:19]  Yeah, you should.
[01:07:20]  You literally were like, wait, who is that?
[01:07:22]  Who is that?
[01:07:23]  And then even when you said her name, I was like, I know.
[01:07:25]  I literally only know who she was because people used to be like, oh, Corey Booker was like, she was his beard or whatever.
[01:07:33]  Yeah.
[01:07:33]  Because he's a little, he's a little light in the loafers, huh?
[01:07:36]  But we don't speculate.
[01:07:38]  We don't.
[01:07:38]  I'll find out, though.
[01:07:40]  Probably here.
[01:07:41]  Call me James O'Keefe the way I'm fucking sucking Corey Booker's dick and filming it.
[01:07:47]  All right, we got to wrap this up.
[01:07:49]  That was his thing.
[01:07:50]  So James O'Keefe, I got to tell you, dude, James O'Keefe is horny in a dangerous way.
[01:07:55]  How did you know that?
[01:07:57]  He was like, his whole thing, because he got kind of like, he got kicked out of Project Veritas for like flying, ubering like eight, 19-year-old girls around and shit.
[01:08:07]  Oh, shit.
[01:08:08]  Like, he spent too much money on the females, and so they kicked him out.
[01:08:12]  But it's crazy because he seems eminently blackmailable.
[01:08:15]  Why doesn't people do that to him?
[01:08:17]  Like, why don't they just have like somebody.
[01:08:18]  Hey, well, but he doesn't pose any kind of threat yet.
[01:08:21]  Exactly.
[01:08:21]  James, if you're listening to this, I know a really buxom beauty who would love to spend an evening with you in the back of an Uber black limousine sexually.
[01:08:31]  No cameras.
[01:08:34]  Oh, James O'Quest sex tape.
[01:08:36]  Ha!
[01:08:36]  You like that?
[01:08:37]  Stop it.
[01:08:37]  Stop it.
[01:08:37]  You like that?
[01:08:38]  You like that?
[01:08:39]  Motion.
[01:08:40]  I'm not doing the motion.
[01:08:42]  This is me doing the motion.
[01:08:45]  Stop doing it.
[01:08:47]  Wait, get this fucking bed sound, bro.
[01:08:49]  No, I have to sleep in that.
[01:08:51]  You don't have to sleep in that.
[01:08:54]  You about that sticky bat getting up tomorrow morning.
[01:08:58]  Ew.
[01:08:58]  Oat milk.
[01:08:59]  All right.
[01:09:00]  All right, let's call it.
[01:09:01]  My name is Bryce.
[01:09:02]  I'm Liz.
[01:09:04]  We're joined by.
[01:09:05]  I'm Young Jomsky.
[01:09:07]  Oh, my God.
[01:09:07]  Just talking over women yet again.
[01:09:10]  Hasn't learned anything from being here.
[01:09:13]  Sorry.
[01:09:14]  And we are here all week.
[01:09:16]  Let's see if we make it.
[01:09:19]  See you tomorrow.
[01:09:20]  Bye-bye.
[01:09:39]  Come out.