True Anon Truth Feed - [PREVIEW] Episode 390: Tip Line 3 ft. Sarah Sherman Aired: 2024-07-04 Duration: 04:59 === Not a Muggy Day (04:59) === [00:00:00] Liz, shall I compare thee to a summer's day? [00:00:02] Yeah. [00:00:04] Hot. [00:00:09] That was so fucking weird. [00:00:10] Don't say that to me. [00:00:12] Bright. [00:00:13] That's better. [00:00:14] Bright. [00:00:15] One looks forward to it through the cold months of winter. [00:00:19] Sunny, indisposition, and her smile. [00:00:23] I love that this is going into the 1970s style, like British, like s song, sing-song song. [00:00:31] Do you know what I'm talking about? [00:00:32] Yeah, yeah, yeah. [00:00:33] Sunny, industition. [00:00:35] Yes. [00:00:35] And smile. [00:00:36] Yes. [00:00:37] The zombies over here. [00:00:38] Look kind of like little Lord Fauntleroy. [00:00:41] Muggy? [00:00:42] No. [00:00:43] She is as well. [00:00:44] No, okay, I'll take that. [00:00:45] retracted sometimes dark and stormy such as the previous eve when it was it was crazy It was crazy last night. [00:00:56] And what else is perchance in A Summer's Day? [00:01:04] I don't know. [00:01:05] Help me out here. [00:01:06] How else are you like a summer's day? [00:01:08] In every way. [00:01:10] She is like a summer's day in every way. [00:01:13] And it is so wonderful to be here with you on this beautiful, bright, hot, sunny. [00:01:25] And I must say, not muggy day. [00:01:30] That was nice. [00:01:41] Yeah, give it a hit. [00:01:57] It's a gong. [00:02:01] Feels good, doesn't it? [00:02:03] Feels really good. [00:02:04] See, you let that one, you let the sustain go. [00:02:06] Who was it that held it? [00:02:08] Max Reed. [00:02:08] Max Reed held the sustain. [00:02:10] He killed the sustain. [00:02:11] Yeah. [00:02:12] It's never coming back. [00:02:14] Never going back. [00:02:14] Never inviting him back. [00:02:16] Exactly. [00:02:18] Exactly. [00:02:19] Are we going? [00:02:20] Yeah, we're going. [00:02:21] Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to True and On. [00:02:25] have with us here today it is our pleasure to introduce america's foremost white comedian she is caucasian white and a woman and her name is shara sarah shara God, I'm so fucking stupid. [00:02:44] Sarah Sherman, Sarah Squirm, welcome to the show. [00:02:47] You know, I see Brace probably almost every single day of my life. [00:02:55] So you would think he would maybe get my name right. [00:02:59] He can't remember anything. [00:03:00] I can't. [00:03:01] Well, no, I told her. [00:03:02] I want to say this. [00:03:03] I want to say this to both of you right now. [00:03:05] I could not sleep last night. [00:03:06] I have had a lot of trouble sleeping. [00:03:07] And so I took a heroic dose of Trazodone. [00:03:11] Are you still on it? [00:03:13] Yes. [00:03:13] And so like, what it does is it makes you stupid for most of the next day. [00:03:18] And so I took it at like three in the fucking morning. [00:03:21] So I'm like, and I drank NyQuil. [00:03:23] I guess this is a cursing podcast. [00:03:25] Yes. [00:03:27] Cursed podcast. [00:03:28] Cursed podcast. [00:03:29] Well, if you fall asleep, this is what I'm going to say right now, Brace. [00:03:33] I'm going to let you sleep, let your little sleepy head lie, and Sarah and I can talk girl stuff, which is totally fine. [00:03:39] We have had a lot to talk about already today. [00:03:42] Sorry. [00:03:43] I nodded out for a second. [00:03:44] I'm also on a little bit of fentanyl, but it's because of the pain. [00:03:47] Yeah, You know, the first top-off, little cherry on top. [00:03:51] Because, Sarah, you told me you do fentanyl, right? [00:03:54] What is these lollipops everyone's talking about? [00:03:57] They used to be, I will, I don't know if everyone's talking about them, but they used to just get, so fentanyl is like the strongest one. [00:04:03] Right. [00:04:04] And so they used to just give it to you if you were dying of cancer. [00:04:07] It was for literally terminal cancer basically. [00:04:09] My grandmother had it in hospice. [00:04:12] And so the only people that would ever do fentanyl is people who would steal drugs from their dying grandma or whatever. [00:04:18] Right. [00:04:18] And it mostly came in the form of lollipops. [00:04:22] That is my question. [00:04:23] What? [00:04:23] Because you know what I'm picturing. [00:04:25] Shirley Temple style. [00:04:27] They go lollipop. [00:04:29] That's not what it is. [00:04:29] And then your eyes go X, like the poison. [00:04:32] And you just like, ooh. [00:04:34] And your face just actually turns into a skeleton. [00:04:36] And they go like your eyes go casino mode. [00:04:40] Ring, Cherry, cherry, cherry, X. [00:04:42] Yeah, yeah, yeah. [00:04:43] Yeah. [00:04:44] That's when you know it's over. [00:04:45] Let's just actually get this out of the way first. [00:04:47] Sarah, plug your fucking tour. [00:04:49] I am on tour. [00:04:52] How are you on tour? [00:04:52] You're here. [00:04:53] Exactly. [00:04:54] Because touring is a state of mind. [00:04:57] I'm on tour all summer.