True Anon Truth Feed - [PREVIEW] Episode 383: Fun Pump
Aired: 2024-06-03
Duration: 04:57


=== Silent AC Treat (03:04) ===

[00:00:00]  Wait, do you guys hear?
[00:00:01]  There's no banging except for the gong, but that doesn't count.
[00:00:04]  There's no hammer.
[00:00:05]  There's no hammer.
[00:00:06]  There's no drums.
[00:00:08]  There's no metronome.
[00:00:09]  There's no metronome.
[00:00:10]  There's no studio next door, rap studio next door, recording.
[00:00:15]  For some reason, even though they say they're just a vocal studio, they record everything with the subwoofer on.
[00:00:21]  And before you get mad at me, they're white.
[00:00:26]  There is no, I like the saxophone.
[00:00:29]  Yeah.
[00:00:29]  That was nice.
[00:00:30]  That was a little treat, but it didn't float in as often as I would like.
[00:00:33]  There's no occasional math rock that we hear once a fortnight.
[00:00:37]  I was kind of, I'm thinking back, I don't think we had any like ambient wailing.
[00:00:42]  I did that.
[00:00:44]  I tended to do that before you guys showed up to the studio.
[00:00:47]  A little bit of wail.
[00:00:48]  I do like screams.
[00:00:49]  Meditative wailing.
[00:00:50]  Mine isn't primal scream.
[00:00:52]  I would say it's just regular scream, like a frightened scream.
[00:00:56]  And I practice it therapeutically, but there's no there's nothing.
[00:01:02]  We are in a completely dead silent room for once.
[00:01:06]  We're in a new studio.
[00:01:07]  We're in a new studio and goddamn, it feels good.
[00:01:11]  What would you say the environment makes you feel here, Liz?
[00:01:16]  I feel calm.
[00:01:17]  I feel collected.
[00:01:20]  I feel cool because we have a nice very silent AC going.
[00:01:26]  Truanon.
[00:01:27]  Gonna be damned.
[00:01:28]  Truanon fans with a sense of history may remember from last summer.
[00:01:32]  It increased.
[00:01:33]  This wasn't last summer.
[00:01:34]  Was it two summers ago?
[00:01:35]  No, it was last summer we were really hot.
[00:01:37]  Oh, but remember when we used to record in Young Chomsky's apartment?
[00:01:40]  Yes.
[00:01:41]  Where that was also not really an option.
[00:01:43]  Yeah.
[00:01:44]  I finally can record a podcast episode where the only sweat that comes out of my pores, which actually, to be honest, isn't much because I coat my entire body in antiperspirant.
[00:01:55]  And the Botox all the way.
[00:01:56]  And I do the Botox stuff.
[00:01:58]  And I just do pore pluggers.
[00:01:59]  But every ounce of sweat that comes out of me now will be my nervousness in talking to a woman, Liz Franzak.
[00:02:06]  Yeah.
[00:02:06]  As opposed to being boiling hot in a windowless room.
[00:02:10]  God, it feels good.
[00:02:12]  What's your name?
[00:02:14]  Oh, we're right there already?
[00:02:15]  We're there.
[00:02:16]  My name is Liz.
[00:02:20]  My name is Brace.
[00:02:23]  We're joined by producer Young Chomsky.
[00:02:27]  And this is a newer, fresher, brighter, cleaner, less damp, significantly less moist, drier.
[00:02:36]  Less banging, too.
[00:03:00]  Does this make you feel more at home?
[00:03:03]  You like that?

=== Second Exit Missing (01:52) ===

[00:03:04]  No.
[00:03:06]  I will say, like, I do have to get used to the silence.
[00:03:09]  It is strange.
[00:03:10]  Because I am sort of like, now I'm having the classic.
[00:03:15]  Sound of silence.
[00:03:16]  Hello, darkness, smile.
[00:03:17]  The sound of silence anxiety.
[00:03:19]  Yeah.
[00:03:19]  Which is maybe it's a little too silent.
[00:03:22]  Yeah.
[00:03:22]  Well, we are talking, so it's not actually silent.
[00:03:25]  And I'm with you guys.
[00:03:26]  But we don't know what's going on out there.
[00:03:27]  And we won't know because it's so silent.
[00:03:29]  We did lock the outer door.
[00:03:31]  We did.
[00:03:31]  Yeah.
[00:03:32]  And I actually had locked this in here as well.
[00:03:33]  That is my new fear, I guess, that I have.
[00:03:35]  You can't lock it.
[00:03:36]  No, this locks from the inside.
[00:03:38]  I know, but what if somebody puts something on the outside of it and like buries me in here?
[00:03:42]  Like, what if someone bricks up the outside of the side?
[00:03:44]  There isn't a second exit, which is something to think about.
[00:03:47]  There is what?
[00:03:47]  There's not a second exit, which is something to think about.
[00:03:50]  No, if I start a fire in here for my insistent flicking of a lighter on the carpet, then yeah, we're going to die.
[00:03:58]  We have been moving.
[00:03:59]  We have been moving in both the Buddhist sense and literal sense.
[00:04:06]  We moved studios.
[00:04:07]  We boxed things up.
[00:04:09]  We taped those boxes up.
[00:04:10]  We then ran out of tape and boxes and then got creative.
[00:04:15]  Interesting that you say we got creative when in reality, Brace went to CVS.
[00:04:20]  Well, I think that was very creative of you.
[00:04:22]  Creative to make me go sore.
[00:04:23]  I think that it's sad that you're really playing down your creativity with problem solving.
[00:04:31]  But we got everything boxed up and moved over here.
[00:04:34]  We are currently in the process of unpacking our both trauma and things.
[00:04:39]  I want to say real quick to all the haters and losers out there who are actually technically lovers and followers.
[00:04:49]  You all thought I wouldn't pack the gong.
[00:04:51]  I very carefully packed the gong.
[00:04:53]  And by the way, it was me.
[00:04:54]  It was.
[00:04:55]  I was the gong caretaker.