True Anon Truth Feed - Episode 366: Olive Branch
Aired: 2024-04-01
Duration: 01:15:43


=== Dan's Persistent Belief (12:51) ===

[00:00:02]  I don't know.
[00:00:03]  I've never used that.
[00:00:04]  Sorry, I'm getting a bunch of notifications right now.
[00:00:07]  I love that you just do it into the microphone instead of being like, Young Chomsky, can you hear those sound information?
[00:00:12]  No, no, hold on, hold on, hold on.
[00:00:14]  Never?
[00:00:14]  My shit's blinking.
[00:00:15]  Think about post.
[00:00:17]  Post?
[00:00:18]  I shouldn't have posted.
[00:00:19]  Oh my God.
[00:00:20]  Jesus Christ.
[00:00:21]  Wait, wait, wait.
[00:00:22]  Jokes aside, didn't you do a Grinder thing for me?
[00:00:25]  I wonder if my Grinder's still active.
[00:00:28]  Yeah, no, I think it's not Gay Guy.
[00:00:30]  Let me see if Grindr.
[00:00:32]  I do not have Grinder.
[00:00:33]  I will see if I can re-download it right now.
[00:00:36]  It was Straight Guy.
[00:00:38]  I think it was like New Year.
[00:00:39]  And it was you and Oldface, right?
[00:00:41]  Well, I was meant old face so that people wouldn't be horny for me.
[00:00:46]  Well, that's not a guarantee.
[00:00:48]  Okay, Grinder.
[00:00:49]  Open.
[00:00:51]  No, I'm distinguished Old Face Man.
[00:00:54]  Oh, I wonder if, I don't know if I can do, I don't, I'm not logged in anymore, but it was like, I kept Grinder on my phone for a really long time.
[00:01:02]  I first downloaded it, ladies and gentlemen, just to be clear.
[00:01:06]  I first downloaded it to catch a illegal political ad here in San Francisco several years ago.
[00:01:13]  Oh, that's right.
[00:01:14]  And it sounds like a lie, but I really did download that for signing in right now.
[00:01:22]  What was the ad again?
[00:01:24]  Was it an anti-dean?
[00:01:25]  I think it was an anti-Dean Preston.
[00:01:27]  It was like a Valley Brown ad or something like that.
[00:01:29]  Man, that's low.
[00:01:30]  Advertising on Grinder.
[00:01:31]  Oh, I have to re-sign up, so I guess I don't have Grindr anymore.
[00:01:35]  But I put it as not gay guy or straight guy, whatever.
[00:01:39]  And I put the old face and I wrote in the bio, not here for gay sex.
[00:01:43]  You still got messages.
[00:01:44]  I got so many messages.
[00:01:46]  But that is because you were a very distinguished old face man.
[00:01:50]  And I think it's the fact that I think I brought a little something to the gay shit that they hadn't rocked with before.
[00:01:56]  I think I brought like a.
[00:01:57]  But I've been saying that about you for a long time.
[00:01:59]  Oh, believe me.
[00:02:00]  Believe me, Hunty.
[00:02:03]  That has been said in many a boots the house down type conversation.
[00:02:07]  It's true.
[00:02:07]  It's true.
[00:02:09]  You are extraordinarily gay.
[00:02:11]  Yeah, well, yes, in the classical sense.
[00:02:15]  Gentlemen and gentlemen, my name is Brace Belden.
[00:02:42]  Hello, Brace.
[00:02:43]  I'm Liz.
[00:02:43]  We are, of course, as always, joined by producer Young Chomsky.
[00:02:47]  And this is True Enough.
[00:02:50]  Hello.
[00:02:51]  Hello, hello, hello.
[00:02:54]  We're here.
[00:02:55]  No one get mad at me for the intro.
[00:02:56]  It was just jokes.
[00:02:57]  We're all just joking.
[00:02:59]  Women are gay guys.
[00:03:00]  It's okay.
[00:03:01]  But are they?
[00:03:03]  This episode.
[00:03:05]  No.
[00:03:06]  No, this episode is a little different.
[00:03:08]  We are joking around a lot right now, but this episode is going to be a little different.
[00:03:11]  Yes.
[00:03:13]  And I feel like we've given in previous episodes, I usually do this for you because I feel like it's a masculine for me to do it.
[00:03:21]  Kind of like a trigger warning, kind of like, or like a not a trigger warning.
[00:03:25]  You know, we really don't usually do it.
[00:03:27]  We don't usually do it.
[00:03:27]  We have.
[00:03:28]  Maybe sometimes we will mention that the forthcoming interview or the topic or whatever is going to cover some things that some people might, I mean, I don't know.
[00:03:39]  I guess that's called a trigger.
[00:03:40]  But it's not usually, it takes a lot for us to kind of like put that out there because we believe and know that our listeners are educated and like I always like to say, generous with the information they take in and kind of, you know, come to the podcast with, I think, open ears, open minds.
[00:04:04]  And that's kind of where, I don't know, that's something I value about our listeners.
[00:04:08]  I don't know.
[00:04:09]  Yeah, it makes.
[00:04:09]  I mean, it's, we've said this before.
[00:04:11]  It's like, listen, we cover, oftentimes we talk to people we agree with.
[00:04:17]  Sometimes we talk to people who they disagree with.
[00:04:19]  Sometimes we talk to people we don't know if we disagree or agree with them or whatever before we start talking to them.
[00:04:24]  It's not like we're just interviewing always people that agree with us 100%.
[00:04:29]  And I think people are pretty generous with us in that regard.
[00:04:32]  Sometimes I think it bears repeating that like this is not just like, we're not trying to do like an ideological sort of like worm or black hole here.
[00:04:41]  Everything gets sucked into one thing or whatever.
[00:04:43]  Well, what's the thing you always say?
[00:04:44]  It's not a left podcast.
[00:04:45]  It's a podcast.
[00:04:46]  It's just a podcast.
[00:04:47]  Yeah.
[00:04:47]  And I think that like we also, and like we also, it's a good joke podcast.
[00:04:54]  I wouldn't call this like a comedy podcast.
[00:04:55]  We joke around, but we do cover or try to cover serious stuff and try to get serious on occasion.
[00:05:01]  And I know one thing that we always say is like, we're not journalists.
[00:05:07]  And so part of that is like we're not subject to journalistic, whatever ethics norms or that kind of stuff.
[00:05:15]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:05:16]  Thank God.
[00:05:17]  But I do think that like sometimes we have made mistakes and like gone maybe too one-sided on an issue or like haven't presented enough about some stuff in the past.
[00:05:30]  And like, I think that I do think that one thing that makes us good is that we're good at being like upfront with people.
[00:05:37]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:05:37]  Well, talking directly.
[00:05:39]  Talking directly to people.
[00:05:40]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:05:40]  I think people really value that.
[00:05:41]  I mean, I, you know, I joke around about, you know, I don't think we consider ourselves journalists.
[00:05:46]  We don't, you know, I don't think I don't consider myself.
[00:05:49]  I know it's not something how we like approach podcasts.
[00:05:51]  But that being said, like you said, we have been doing this now for almost five years.
[00:05:56]  And I think in the course of that, we've definitely, I mean, you know, you want to kind of take what you do seriously.
[00:06:04]  Yeah.
[00:06:05]  And, you know, we've been just, again, to be really transparent with our listeners, this, this is kind of a conversation that we've been having internally.
[00:06:15]  Yeah.
[00:06:16]  Specifically, like even more so or more pointedly over the past six months.
[00:06:22]  Yeah.
[00:06:24]  Six or so months.
[00:06:26]  And, you know, looking back, I think that we are very like proud of a lot of the episodes that we've done since October 7th.
[00:06:37]  Yeah.
[00:06:38]  Yeah.
[00:06:38]  I mean, I think that like, if you just let me interrupt real quick.
[00:06:41]  Like I think that, I don't know, it's weird because like we didn't, we didn't like, it's like a platform comes with like certain responsibilities.
[00:06:50]  And like we kind of have a large platform now.
[00:06:53]  And like it's easy to forget that because it's like us in a room and like, you know, kind of joking around or whatever.
[00:06:58]  And like, you know, you'd say things that maybe you wouldn't say like to a large group of people or like if everyone listening, I don't know, was like in front of me.
[00:07:06]  I don't know if I would say everything that I say on the show.
[00:07:10]  And some things like are personal, but it's like, I, then you kind of like, I don't know, just for me, it's like Jewish stuff for me.
[00:07:17]  It's like, it's like a funny thing.
[00:07:19]  You joke around about it, but then like, I don't know, like, it is serious too.
[00:07:24]  And like, I think that, I don't know.
[00:07:27]  I just think that like maybe that, that, that, I just don't ever want to like like mislead people or like, or, or tell people something that I, I don't think is, is true, if that makes sense.
[00:07:40]  Yeah.
[00:07:40]  I mean, I think we got a lot of really interesting feedback over the past couple months.
[00:07:45]  And we were invited to listen to some people speak and from some really interesting groups that I actually wasn't really familiar with.
[00:07:53]  I was.
[00:07:54]  But, you know, like young left Israeli voices, peace activists, I think they would call themselves.
[00:08:02]  And, you know, for me, like, I, as a non-Jewish person, I, you know, want to be able to come to this very like openly.
[00:08:14]  And, you know, I just, I don't want to like overstep in my, you know, Understanding of things.
[00:08:21]  And so hearing from some of these people was a really eye-opening experience.
[00:08:25]  Yeah, I mean, I think that's what a lot of people miss in this.
[00:08:28]  And I think there's like a flattening that people do where it's like, one side good, one side bad.
[00:08:34]  That's just like how it is.
[00:08:35]  And I, and I, and I understand, like, there's this kind of caricature of like, you know, like John Fetterman or some shit like that, where it's like, it's like the, if you're pro-Israel at all, like, you're this fucking like ogre, fucking mentally insane, brain-damaged guy who should be locked in an asylum or put down like a dog kind of fucking thing.
[00:08:57]  Yeah.
[00:08:58]  And like, that's just not the case.
[00:08:59]  Like, I've been involved in politics for a long time.
[00:09:03]  And like, there's people on sides of like almost every issue that, whether they're right or wrong, believe in what they're saying and believe that to be good.
[00:09:11]  But I don't even think it's a case of being pro or anti, right?
[00:09:14]  Yeah.
[00:09:14]  It's like really just those voices also deserve to be heard.
[00:09:18]  Yeah.
[00:09:19]  And, you know, to bring it back around, like, I think that we just haven't done the best job in listening to those.
[00:09:30]  And so I think that like looking at what we're doing today is, you know, maybe it's time now for us and for our listeners to maybe hear from some of them.
[00:09:40]  Yeah.
[00:09:40]  And so this is part of a limited series we're going to be doing talking just honestly and opening.
[00:09:47]  Oh, sorry, openly.
[00:09:48]  I'm like nervous.
[00:09:49]  Talking honestly and openly with Israelis about what they want, their motives for peace, you know, reactions to October 7th and to this sort of isolation that this, the only Jewish state is undergoing from the rest of the world.
[00:10:10]  And I think like, I just, again, like, keep an open mind, but like, don't, I think part of Mal said, no investigation, no right to speak, right?
[00:10:21]  And I think part of this is like, we've been doing a lot of investigation and a lot of talking.
[00:10:25]  We've been shown, you know, a lot of documents and videos and stuff like that.
[00:10:29]  And just like spoken to a lot of people who are not exactly as they're portrayed.
[00:10:34]  And so here's the first part of hopefully what's going to be kind of a multi-part series showcasing you on, You know, letting the Israelis speak for themselves.
[00:11:16]  Dan, dan dan dan dan do Thank you.
[00:11:26]  I'm your door, and one love for the dogs.
[00:11:30]  Oh Oh
[00:12:32]  Oh Oh

=== Yo, Whatever Shop (02:31) ===

[00:12:53]  Young and dond and darning in the door, we'll never Yano and Legion and all the drunken door.
[00:13:16]  I'm a yo, you're no no, whatever the shop I know, you're not at all, and then you know, what do you do?
[00:13:26]  Yo, you know, the egg Yan and I didn't know When Yano and I looked at them and all the dark and I know I'm your door,
[00:13:54]  and one without the shop I know, you're not at all, and then you know, what do you do?
[00:14:03]  Yo, you know, the egg Yon yondado, when you're looking at all the door, I'm a yo, one, one,
[00:14:32]  Da-da-da-da-da, and you're, I don't know, I don't know, I don't
[00:15:10]  know.
[00:15:10]  you're not at all, and then you'll know the egg Yano,

=== Door Without Shops (09:25) ===

[00:15:29]  where you're not returning, one door,
[00:15:44]  and one without the shops, I know, you're not all, and then you'll know the egg Yondar,
[00:16:05]  we're living in the bath Yano and I'll lick it and all the time I'm your own door, and one love without the dogs.
[00:16:22]  yowyee yowyee YA YO SHE Young and dangerous and all.
[00:16:49]  Look at them and do I all know no door, and one love without the dogs.
[00:16:59]  I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't know
[00:17:25]  Look at them and do I all know, and one love for all the others.
[00:17:35]  I know, you're not all, and then you know, one of the air Yamen and Don and all the best.
[00:17:58]  Young and dangerous and adore.
[00:18:02]  Look at them, I'm your own adult, and one for the dogs.
[00:18:12]  I know, you're not all, and then you know, one of those on and in the door.
[00:18:31]  Where the best Yano and young man and all the drugs and all I've done, and one love for all the dogs.
[00:18:48]  I know, you're not all, and then you know, one of the do, we know Yano and all that, and I know.
[00:19:26]  NANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANAN Oh
[00:19:50]  and all the dark and I know I'm a yo one without the shop.
[00:20:02]  I know you're not at all, and then you know what I'm gonna do and all you ever done.
[00:20:24]  Yannon and I looked at them and all the time and I know I'm a yo, one without the shop, I know you're not at all.
[00:20:40]  I'm a no, I'm a no, I'm a no.
[00:20:42]  I'm a no, I'm a no, I'm a no.
[00:21:11]  a yellow one on the door and one without the shops.
[00:21:15]  I know you're not all.
[00:21:17]  Oh
[00:21:48]  a yo, Oh
[00:22:21]  door?
[00:22:24]  I know no and one to do and the no one in the door.
[00:22:47]  We're the best Yankee and I don't think.
[00:22:53]  And it's all No, no, no, no, no, no Oh
[00:23:23]  door.
[00:23:24]  We're the best.
[00:23:27]  Yano and young and all the drunken door.
[00:23:37]  I'll know no and one to do and no one in the door.
[00:24:00]  We're looking at my bed Young, and I'll let you and I do I all for the dog.
[00:24:17]  It was heavy for me haha It was heavy for me haha

=== Dinner And Door Without (09:10) ===

[00:24:51]  I'll not, I know, YON YON YON YON YON When the mother Yano and young and I like it, I think I do.
[00:25:21]  Look at the dark and all I'll do, wherever you're not at all, and then you know, what do you do?
[00:25:34]  EOLANDER
[00:25:53]  Young and I like it, I think that all the time I know I'm a yo, one, one, without the shop, I'm all your tool, Oh, oh, oh, oh.
[00:26:10]  Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
[00:26:30]  Yano and young and I like it, I think at all.
[00:26:34]  Look at the dinner, I'm a yo, one door, and one without the shop.
[00:27:09]  Oh
[00:27:18]  one, one, without the shops, I'm a no, you're not all, and then you'll know, we're not the ones in the door,
[00:27:39]  we're looking at it, young young and I like it, and I know Lord I'm your own adult, and one of them without the dogs.
[00:27:57]  I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
[00:28:30]  I'm on the door, and one love without the dogs, I know, you're not allowed, one of the door, we know Yo and all that all the time.
[00:28:56]  Young and dingy and all the drugs and all I've done on the door, and one love for all the dogs, I know, you're not allowed,
[00:29:12]  one of the eggs Young and Don and all the best.
[00:29:33]  Young and a little I'll know, and one love for all the dogs, I know, you're not allowed, La la la la Y
[00:30:24]  you're not all and all, one, and all you know, young Yan and Don and all the bad.
[00:30:46]  Yanny and I like it and all that I'll do without the shop.
[00:30:59]  I know you're not at all.
[00:31:01]  And then you know what I'm gonna do and all the egg and on and in the door We're gonna Yano and young and I like it.
[00:31:25]  I don't know Where, I know I'm a yo, One door without the shop.
[00:31:36]  I know you're not all and then you know what I'm gonna do.
[00:31:39]  We know, you know the egg and all Yan and I didn't know When Yano and young and I looked at all the time and I know I'll
[00:32:10]  not without the shop.
[00:32:13]  I know you're not all and then you know what I'm gonna do.
[00:32:16]  We know you don't be on the darning and all the time at all.
[00:32:39]  Look at the drug and the door.
[00:32:46]  I'm a yellow one on the door without the shops.
[00:32:49]  I know and not all.
[00:32:51]  I know what you do.
[00:32:53]  We know the egg and all your darning and all the
[00:33:13]  Young and a licking and all the time, and I know I'll do one without the shops, I know you're not at all.
[00:33:27]  And then you know what you ever did.
[00:33:45]  We never, Yano and Lydia and Dinga and Indiano, I don't know.

=== Dogs And Yano (08:33) ===

[00:34:01]  And one, love for all the dogs.
[00:34:05]  yeah
[00:34:38]  all the dogs.
[00:34:39]  The The
[00:35:13]  know no.
[00:35:14]  And one for the dogs.
[00:35:15]  I know you're not allowed one of the eggs.
[00:35:26]  Young on the darning and all the best, Yano and young and a little.
[00:35:40]  Oh Oh Oh no no no no no no no
[00:35:52]  I know you're not allowed Your eyes Yondo, When the bed.
[00:36:15]  Yano and I'll let you and all the drunken and all.
[00:36:25]  I'm a yo, one, and one, where the shops I know, you're not at all, and then you know, what do you do?
[00:36:35]  Yo, and I'll be a little bit.
[00:36:51]  Yo no noda ya ya ya ya ya ya
[00:37:24]  one of them, young and I looked at them and all the time I know I'm a yo, one door,
[00:37:40]  and one without the shops, I know, you're not all, and then you'll do, we know you're not the darning and all the men.
[00:38:04]  Yanny, and I'll let you get all the time and do I all know, and one love without the shops, I know, you're not all,
[00:38:20]  and then you and all you ever darned in the door.
[00:38:41]  Ya, ya, ya, ya, ya ya, ya, ya ya, ya ya, ya İ andra ya, ya ya, ya ya ya ya ya I попадitten y'all the way they look at it
[00:39:18]  Young and I looked at them and all the time and I'm your own adult, and one love without the dogs.
[00:39:31]  I know, you're not allowed, one of the door, we know Yono and all that in the door.
[00:39:51]  When we're looking at Yana, and I don't know, they're not all the others.
[00:40:08]  I know, you're not allowed, one of the darning in the door.
[00:40:31]  Young and a little I'll know, and one for the dog, I know, you're not all,
[00:40:46]  and then you know, one, and all Yano and all that in the door.
[00:41:04]  Where the best Yano and young and a little I know, and one for the dog, I know, you're not all, and then you know, what do you do?
[00:41:28]  Yo, and all that members Lord and all the Yano and young and a little I know,
[00:41:56]  and one for the dog, I know, you're not at all, and then you know, what do you do?
[00:42:04]  Yo, and all that the egg Lord and I know When Yano and I Look at the dark and all I'll do,

=== Facebook Facebook Doors (09:08) ===

[00:42:34]  in a mean Facebook Facebook
[00:43:00]  Look at the dark and all the door, and one love without the shops.
[00:43:14]  tauulaulaulaulaulaulaulaulaulaulaulaulamaa Yanny, I'll let you get it and all.
[00:43:37]  Look at them and do I'll not without the shops.
[00:43:50]  ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya la Yanny, and I'll let it all.
[00:44:14]  Look at them and do I all know, and one love without the shops.
[00:44:24]  I know, you're not all.
[00:44:25]  I'm going to go. I'm going to go. I'm going to go.
[00:44:58]  don't know, and one love without the shops, I know, you're not allowed, one of the eye on them and darn it in the door.
[00:45:23]  What the hell?
[00:45:35]  And one for the dogs.
[00:45:37]  I know you're not allowed Young and all that and all the best.
[00:46:00]  Yano and young and I'll let you and I'm your door and one for the dog.
[00:46:13]  I know you're not allowed Young and all that in the door.
[00:46:33]  We're done with Yano and young and a little I'll know, and without the dogs, I know you're not allowed.
[00:46:57]  Young and all that.
[00:46:59]  The air, Your door.
[00:47:06]  Young and darn in the door, We're nothing.
[00:47:15]  And I know Lord, Andrea Lano, and one for the dog.
[00:47:26]  I don't know what you're talking about.
[00:48:00]  your door, and one for the dog.
[00:48:29]  Oh Oh Oh
[00:48:55]  Young and on the door, we're looking at them.
[00:49:02]  Young and I look at all the drug and all I'll do, wherever the shops I know, Yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon
[00:49:39]  Young and I look at all the time and I know I'll no love without the shops.
[00:49:53]  You don't know you don't know oh
[00:50:15]  Young and I look at all the drug and all I've done on the door, and one love without the shops.
[00:50:29]  I know, you're not allowed, one of the door, and all the eggs Young and darned in the door.
[00:50:48]  Where the bass Yankee looked at all the drumming and do I all know, and one love without the shops.
[00:51:31]  Oh your door, and one for the dogs.

=== Dark Door Nods (12:14) ===

[00:51:42]  I know, you're not at all, and you know, one of the dog Yanondo, we're looking at Yano and Dinga and all.
[00:52:09]  Look at the drug and do I all know, and one for the dog, I know, you're not at all, and then you know, what do you do?
[00:52:26]  Yo, and all that wasn't Yano and I'll let you and all the drugs and all I've done at all,
[00:52:54]  and when I doubt, I know, you're not at all, and then you know, what do you do?
[00:53:02]  Yo, and all that means Young and Indiana Yano and I'll let you know.
[00:53:22]  Look at the dark and all I'll do, and when I shop, I know, you're not at all, and then you know, what do you do?
[00:53:39]  Yo, and all that me on and on and in the door, we're in the middle of the mother.
[00:53:55]  Young and I don't think I do.
[00:53:58]  Look at the dark and all I'll do, and when I shop, I know, you're not at all, and then you know, what do you?
[00:54:11]  do
[00:55:22]  When you're not allowed, young and all the egg and darling and all the best.
[00:55:44]  Young and I look at all.
[00:55:48]  I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
[00:55:58]  When you're not allowed, young and all the door and darling and all.
[00:56:17]  When there's a little Yano and I'll let you get all the time and do I all know no door, and one love without the house.
[00:56:35]  When you know, you're not at all, and then you know, one of the eggs Young and Don and all the best.
[00:56:58]  Young and I'll let you get all the drunk and do I all the on the door, and one love without the dogs.
[00:57:11]  I know, you're not at all, and you know, one little Yano and all that in the door.
[00:57:31]  When they're looking at all the dark and door, I'm your no, and one, I know, you're not all, and then you know, what do you do?
[00:57:55]  Your air Yam and all the mother.
[00:58:11]  Yano and young and I don't think I do.
[00:58:14]  Look at the drumming and do I all for the shop I know, you're not at all, and then you know, what do you do?
[00:58:31]  Yo, and all that members Yano and young and I'll let you know.
[00:58:51]  Look at the girl that you know, I'm your nodal, and one for the shop I know, you're not at all, and then you know, what do you do?
[00:59:08]  Yo, and all that members Yano and young and I'll let you know.
[00:59:27]  Look at the girl that you know, I'm your nodal, and one without the shop I know, you're not at all, and then you know, what do you do?
[00:59:44]  Yo, and all that bell Young and Yon and all the mother Yano and I do I'm your own door, and one love without the shops.
[01:00:14]  I'm not the you Young and I do.
[01:00:40]  Look at them, and you've been all the door, and one love without the shops.
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[01:01:27]  When you know, you're not allowed, one of the door, and all you do and darling and all.
[01:01:50]  Yan, I don't think I know.
[01:01:54]  Look at them, and you've been all I know, one on the door, and one, you're not allowed, one of the door, you know.
[01:02:09]  Oh
[01:02:30]  Look at them, darling, and you're I'm your dog, and one love without the dogs.
[01:02:40]  I know, you're not at all, and then you know, one of the eye on them in the door.
[01:03:03]  Skirės

=== Israeli Flag Incident (11:46) ===

[01:03:57]  Skirės That was facts.
[01:04:12]  And that's what Israelis sounded like to me.
[01:04:14]  Mm-hmm.
[01:04:14]  Wait, I don't know if I should do that.
[01:04:16]  Well, you did.
[01:04:17]  And honestly, if you're listening at this point, what is wrong with you, my brother?
[01:04:23]  Yeah, you went through a lot.
[01:04:24]  Yeah, yeah.
[01:04:24]  You went through a lot.
[01:04:25]  And that's why I'm going to tell you this.
[01:04:26]  Free Palestine.
[01:04:27]  Free Palestine.
[01:04:28]  Well, you know, that's not what you said during that interview.
[01:04:32]  But, you know, it takes all kinds.
[01:04:36]  Maybe a dog will fucking interview you talking about.
[01:04:39]  You didn't do an idea in an interview.
[01:04:41]  April Fools, cocksuckers.
[01:04:43]  My name.
[01:04:44]  You would say that.
[01:04:45]  Yeah.
[01:04:46]  Whoa.
[01:04:47]  Okay.
[01:04:48]  That's a callback.
[01:04:49]  Mm-hmm.
[01:04:49]  To the beginning of the.
[01:04:50]  Second little penises.
[01:04:52]  My name is Brace, the number one gay pussy eater in America.
[01:05:01]  You haven't done that one in a while.
[01:05:02]  The gay pussy eater?
[01:05:03]  I feel like I've retired a lot of my characters.
[01:05:05]  And I think it needs to go through a rebirth.
[01:05:08]  Yeah.
[01:05:09]  I feel like I still don't fully understand who he is.
[01:05:13]  The gay pussy Ito?
[01:05:14]  Yeah.
[01:05:14]  That is.
[01:05:15]  So they're all like fractured.
[01:05:17]  You have a Kangal.
[01:05:20]  Yeah.
[01:05:20]  Yeah.
[01:05:21]  So you know the Kangle that you wear?
[01:05:23]  Did we talk about this last night?
[01:05:25]  No.
[01:05:25]  Oh, that was last night I did.
[01:05:26]  Yeah, when I was telling everyone that you leaned into wearing the Kangle that was given to you as a joke.
[01:05:30]  You was not given to you as a joke.
[01:05:32]  It was given to me by my father.
[01:05:33]  It was not a joke.
[01:05:34]  But you took it as a little bit of a joke.
[01:05:35]  I didn't take it seriously, and I did wear it at Young Chopsy's house on Halloween as part of my white shaft.
[01:05:41]  No, but you also put it on for me before then.
[01:05:44]  And you're like, oh, lots of women.
[01:05:46]  I put on the Kango for a lot of time.
[01:05:48]  That means nothing.
[01:05:49]  I mean nothing to you.
[01:05:50]  You don't mean nothing to me.
[01:05:51]  The Kango means nothing to me.
[01:05:52]  You mean everything to me, baby?
[01:05:53]  Please, come on.
[01:05:54]  Don't, don't.
[01:05:55]  You please.
[01:05:56]  Talking to women in that fucking tone of voice is so gold.
[01:05:59]  Wait, that needs another character.
[01:06:01]  Please.
[01:06:02]  Please.
[01:06:03]  Because that's a side of your side of your personality.
[01:06:07]  I don't do please to women.
[01:06:08]  I don't do please to women.
[01:06:10]  I feel like that character's name is Sean.
[01:06:12]  You know what?
[01:06:12]  That's a Sean.
[01:06:13]  No, you know what I don't say to women.
[01:06:14]  I don't say please.
[01:06:15]  Check this out when I say thank you.
[01:06:18]  I say thank you to women.
[01:06:19]  That's right.
[01:06:20]  I say it's been a pleasure.
[01:06:21]  Yeah.
[01:06:22]  It's been a pleasure.
[01:06:24]  It's been a pleasure.
[01:06:25]  Wait, let me get my mouth wider.
[01:06:27]  Let me get my mouth wider.
[01:06:29]  It's been a pleasure.
[01:06:30]  This is a little Easter egg because a lot of people were like, I'm not going to listen to Israeli voices through that whole thing because it sounds insane and it's giving me a headache.
[01:06:39]  And it's like, wow, that's anti-Semitic, first of all.
[01:06:42]  Second of all, then you're not going to get these little juicy bits.
[01:06:45]  One of the funniest things when people get mad at me and try to do stuff mean to me online is when they post that picture of me when I was like 17, Planet Gilman, and we had an Israeli flag up behind our band.
[01:06:58]  Oh, yeah.
[01:06:59]  Have you ever addressed this?
[01:07:00]  What do you mean addressed it?
[01:07:02]  You know what's so funny to me is people being like, look, see, you can see he's a Zionist rock.
[01:07:07]  I'm also wearing a shirt that says, I'm wearing a sleeveless shirt that says sex instructor first lesson free.
[01:07:14]  It's the craziest thing to be.
[01:07:17]  I don't want to be mean.
[01:07:18]  It's an activist.
[01:07:19]  But there's some insanely stupid people online who literally, like, I don't know if they're being cynical or if they're like genuinely very, very stupid.
[01:07:33]  But you see this photo and you're like, proof that he's a Zionist.
[01:07:39]  Yes.
[01:07:39]  It's like, Jeff Hughes.
[01:07:41]  The other funny one is people will post that one or the one of me and Dasha and although, motherfucker, you know, I could ruin your life in an instant, putting up the SS flag, which everyone knows who that is that you please.
[01:07:55]  No, no, no, people don't know who it is.
[01:07:57]  I do.
[01:07:57]  Well, it's you might know who he, but he is, he is a Nazi.
[01:08:01]  He might be a she.
[01:08:02]  No, he's, yeah, he does have long hair and that.
[01:08:05]  Yeah.
[01:08:06]  But people post that as like proof I'm a Nazi or something.
[01:08:10]  Right.
[01:08:11]  First of all, it's okay for me to have it.
[01:08:14]  I'm Jewish.
[01:08:16]  Second of all, I bought that from.
[01:08:18]  That's a great voice, too.
[01:08:19]  Mine Jewish.
[01:08:21]  That's another fastway personality.
[01:08:23]  And second of all, I bought that flag, weirdly enough, at, there used to be what we called the Gay Skull Shop on 16th and Valencia, and it was a shop that was like a- Wait, which one?
[01:08:34]  It's- You would not even, you wouldn't even really think about it because from the outside.
[01:08:38]  On 16th or on Valencia?
[01:08:39]  On 16th.
[01:08:40]  And it looked like kind of a leather shop.
[01:08:41]  Which side?
[01:08:42]  On the, if you're walking down 16th to the, like, this from Guerrero or whatever on the left.
[01:08:50]  Okay.
[01:08:50]  What next to kind of like across from, I think it was like from not the Roxy, so I guess it's a block.
[01:08:58]  Maybe it's on 16th of Guerrero.
[01:09:00]  And so it's like next to some other shit.
[01:09:02]  It's there.
[01:09:03]  It's not there anymore.
[01:09:03]  It hasn't been there for years.
[01:09:05]  Fact it was closing when I went there about 18 years ago and I was like oh, it's a, it's like having this blowout sale.
[01:09:12]  So me and a friend of mine from Africa and we're walked in there and we were like oh, look at this, it's all.
[01:09:19]  It was like he was turned that kingle, half Pakistani guy from Africa but from there we were walking around in there and looking at stuff and there was a.
[01:09:31]  There was like it was all skulls.
[01:09:32]  It was like a BDSM kind of like bear shop, but they had flags and it was like pride flags, whatever.
[01:09:38]  And then there was a giant SS flag and it was six dollars and so we we bought it.
[01:09:43]  I think we went three.
[01:09:44]  Did you ask why they had it?
[01:09:46]  No, I'm not gonna interrogate the guy.
[01:09:47]  You know he's getting rid of it, he's selling it and I bought it, I know.
[01:09:52]  But I want to know like how he procured it.
[01:09:54]  No idea, I think it's because it had a fucking skull on it.
[01:09:56]  I'm not joking, because it wasn't a straight SS flag.
[01:09:59]  It had like the, the Toten comp or something on it too.
[01:10:01]  That's so uh.
[01:10:03]  And so we bought it.
[01:10:03]  And then he's just into skulls but accidentally built like a massive Nazi paraphernalia collection and they love they famously love skulls.
[01:10:13]  And we, we bought it.
[01:10:14]  And uh then, years later, years later, a year and a half later I think, when we were making like a fake punk record cover, we were like what a fake punk stuff have.
[01:10:24]  And fake punk is a subgenre of punk.
[01:10:26]  That was like in the 1970s.
[01:10:27]  That was like major record companies were basically doing caricatures of punk bands.
[01:10:31]  Yeah, and so we, it was like the punk monkeys, punk monkeys.
[01:10:35]  And so we were trying to do that.
[01:10:36]  And so I I spray painted an x over a picture of Frida Kahlo that I found.
[01:10:40]  Uh, I got a picture of David Bowie and Lou Reed kissing.
[01:10:43]  Well, it looked like they were kissing, put a bunch of whippets and dusters on the ground, a bunch of other like trash and punk flyers up.
[01:10:49]  And when we put up the ss flag, and now there's, and then they were like snap, I know.
[01:10:56]  And it's like, come on brother, i'm not a Nazi.
[01:11:00]  Okay, i'm not a Nazi.
[01:11:02]  I'm not gonna say what.
[01:11:04]  I'm not a Nazi, not a Nazi, i'm a see, like yeah, i'm a see of that, but i'm not a Nazi.
[01:11:14]  I don't think you're a Nazi, i'm not a Nazi.
[01:11:16]  What an awful Nazi i'd be.
[01:11:18]  Yeah, you'd be the world's worst Nazi, but that's another character, the world's worst, never on time, never on time, always complaining, do not want to join the army, and loves Jewish people People.
[01:11:29]  Loves Jewish people in the world.
[01:11:30]  The worst worst Nazis.
[01:11:32]  I'd be a horrible Nazi.
[01:11:34]  And besides that, I'm scared of them.
[01:11:39]  But with that being said.
[01:11:41]  I don't know.
[01:11:41]  This was nice.
[01:11:42]  This was nice.
[01:11:43]  It's nice to.
[01:11:44]  We've been listeners.
[01:11:45]  We've been recording a bunch of interviews that aren't out yet.
[01:11:48]  All with Israeli voices.
[01:11:49]  No, real interviews.
[01:11:51]  With Israelis.
[01:11:51]  With Israelis.
[01:11:53]  I thought, I was like, that would be cool if we, but you can't.
[01:11:56]  I don't know.
[01:11:57]  I guess people go through Jordan.
[01:11:58]  Because I'm like, if you wanted to interview like settlers, like the insane people, do you have to fly into Jerusalem or Tel Aviv?
[01:12:05]  Yeah, I think you do.
[01:12:06]  But I think you could fly for Israel.
[01:12:07]  But you could still fly into Tel Aviv.
[01:12:09]  You're fine.
[01:12:10]  I don't know.
[01:12:10]  Well, we were about to, yeah.
[01:12:11]  Well, if things got on the campus, it got crazy.
[01:12:14]  I was thinking of doing it.
[01:12:15]  I don't know if we could.
[01:12:16]  Genuinely, I don't know.
[01:12:17]  I don't know if they would let you in.
[01:12:19]  I don't think they would because if you endorse BDS or any of that stuff, you're not supposed to be.
[01:12:24]  But I'm like, how.
[01:12:25]  But also, I don't know the stamps on your password.
[01:12:27]  Like, you might not.
[01:12:29]  True, Iraqi stamps.
[01:12:30]  Yeah, you might just be turned away at the border.
[01:12:33]  Yeah.
[01:12:33]  Also, the fact that I would bring my SS flag.
[01:12:36]  But I'd bring my ass.
[01:12:37]  No, I don't think they have a stamp.
[01:12:38]  I don't think they would have a flag.
[01:12:39]  No, because there's all these.
[01:12:40]  Did you see that photo?
[01:12:41]  Moss Robeson dug it up.
[01:12:42]  Damn, I was saying some shit.
[01:12:44]  With the swastika on it.
[01:12:46]  I did see that.
[01:12:47]  And it's like, well, Israel did have the neo-Nazi gangs in the 90s from the imported Eastern bloc people, which is so funny.
[01:12:55]  But I don't know.
[01:12:57]  Things are a little funky over there.
[01:12:59]  Things are a little funky over there.
[01:13:00]  Maybe I get Sasha Baron Cohen to sponsor my.
[01:13:03]  And you could put your finger up.
[01:13:04]  Hit my ass.
[01:13:05]  I would.
[01:13:06]  I would put my.
[01:13:07]  Here's the thing.
[01:13:08]  Rebel Wilson, I understand you don't want to put your finger up his ass.
[01:13:12]  Absolutely.
[01:13:12]  He was sexually harassing you.
[01:13:13]  Yes.
[01:13:14]  Me?
[01:13:14]  I've put my whole fist up Sasha Baron Cohen's ass if given the chance.
[01:13:19]  Clip that.
[01:13:19]  I would go as far as possible.
[01:13:22]  I'm going to the elbow on Sasha.
[01:13:24]  First of all, he's tall, so there's room.
[01:13:26]  Second of all, I'm going in.
[01:13:27]  You know how bodies work.
[01:13:28]  I'm, I'm, no, I'm, I'm squatting down like this.
[01:13:31]  Now we have.
[01:13:32]  Don't do this.
[01:13:32]  I'm squatting down like this.
[01:13:34]  And I'm doing the Thai style on the.
[01:13:38]  Well, you, if you've ever walked past an Asian restaurant and seen a guy's face.
[01:13:40]  Yeah, you're doing a little squat.
[01:13:42]  I'm doing the squat.
[01:13:43]  I'm so good at this, by the way.
[01:13:45]  And I would have Sasha Baron Cohen stand up.
[01:13:47]  Or maybe he would just be walking above me.
[01:13:49]  And I would go, whoa.
[01:13:51]  And I would jeng him style.
[01:13:54]  Yeah.
[01:13:54]  And I think that if I did it quick enough and it was limber enough, I could get my legs inside his legs and my arms inside his arms.
[01:14:02]  Okay.
[01:14:02]  You like weakened at Bernie's head.
[01:14:04]  Well, but from the inside.
[01:14:06]  Yeah, And I could wear him like a gundam.
[01:14:10]  Yeah.
[01:14:10]  I could wear him like a gundam.
[01:14:12]  And I'd walk around and I wouldn't.
[01:14:14]  And you'd make him say shit like, you know, death to Israel.
[01:14:19]  Death to Israel.
[01:14:20]  I'd really confuse his handlers.
[01:14:22]  And I would look at his DMs and see that he DMs young comics and tries to get them to say pro-Israel stuff.
[01:14:27]  Just kidding.
[01:14:28]  Not put this is going to be on my grind.
[01:14:32]  And then I get a motherfucking grinder.
[01:14:34]  And then I get some real motherfucking matches.
[01:14:37]  Ming ding.
[01:14:38]  Dude, stop.
[01:14:39]  Having the portable mics.
[01:14:40]  I'm literally sitting on the ground in like close to like, just have, I'm hugging my knees.
[01:14:46]  This is so hungry.
[01:14:47]  And Brace is hovering over me, going ding ding and pointing at his crotch.
[01:14:53]  Ding ding.
[01:14:54]  Fuck, my gun's in the other room, too.
[01:14:56]  Oh my god, I'm so hungry.
[01:14:58]  Okay, let's end this.
[01:14:59]  My name is.
[01:15:01]  I think I said stuff I shouldn't say.
[01:15:03]  My name is Sasha Baron Cohen.
[01:15:07]  Oh, I'm Liz.
[01:15:08]  The Baroness.
[01:15:09]  Join, of course, as always.
[01:15:11]  Bye.
[01:15:12]  Bruno Young Johnsky.
[01:15:14]  And the podcast.
[01:15:14]  We should always record these portable mics.
[01:15:16]  My podcast is the podcast.
[01:15:19]  It's called Trunon.
[01:15:21]  We'll see you next time.
[01:15:22]  Bye-bye.
[01:15:42]  Come out.
[01:15:43]  Come out.