True Anon Truth Feed - [PREVIEW] Episode 365: What's Up With Germany: Part 2
Aired: 2024-03-28
Duration: 04:58


=== Willkommen, Willkommen (04:57) ===

[00:00:00]  I said this in the last episode, but I'm going to say it again.
[00:00:03]  If I was in charge of German national identity, I would make it about biodynamic reasoning, which sounds Nazi enough for the Germans, but actually isn't Nazi at all.
[00:00:15]  Biodynamic reasoning does sound.
[00:00:17]  It sounds like something they would have turned us into instead of soap.
[00:00:21]  Are we recording?
[00:00:22]  Yeah.
[00:00:22]  OH.
[00:00:58]  Willkommen, Willkommen. Willkommen.
[00:01:01]  Das ist zu einem Namen. Willkommen. Willkommen.
[00:01:07]  Oh, die Alps. Oh.
[00:01:11]  Mein Mann, Gott.
[00:01:15]  Oh, my God.
[00:01:17]  Germans.
[00:01:18]  Germans, Germans.
[00:01:19]  I've been to Germany once for 24 hours in transit to somewhere else.
[00:01:25]  Was it like this at 24 hours?
[00:01:28]  I was so sorry.
[00:01:29]  24 hours in Germany sounds like a techno like rape thing.
[00:01:32]  I actually, no, so I got a flight there on, there was like this Icelandic, I think it's Icelandic State Airways, and it was like a cheap fucking flight.
[00:01:41]  But the trick is, and this is how they get you.
[00:01:43]  I think I've probably complained about this on the show before because I'm still pissed off about this.
[00:01:46]  The trick was you, it's like a 19 or like a 16-hour layover in fucking Iceland.
[00:01:52]  Yes.
[00:01:52]  It's the most expensive place in the world.
[00:01:54]  The most expensive place in the world.
[00:01:55]  It's too little time to do anything.
[00:01:58]  I'm going to be honest, I'm not one of those people who really wants to go to Iceland.
[00:02:01]  I don't, I want.
[00:02:02]  Well, now, because you already went.
[00:02:03]  If it was called like Sun Land and was in a different place, Greenland, but that's, we all know that that's a well, that's what the secret war is.
[00:02:10]  You don't want to go there.
[00:02:11]  Yeah, secret wars.
[00:02:12]  Well, one of the battlefields.
[00:02:13]  I would say if Iceland was called Sun Land and was like placed not in the cold reaches of the Atlantic waste.
[00:02:22]  You're saying if Iceland was Fiji, you would go?
[00:02:24]  No, not Fiji, but like...
[00:02:26]  I would go if it was Fiji.
[00:02:27]  I guess I would go.
[00:02:28]  Yeah, no, I would.
[00:02:29]  Don't get me wrong.
[00:02:29]  So Fiji is too hard.
[00:02:31]  I would go if it was Fiji.
[00:02:32]  No, Fiji's too good for you.
[00:02:33]  No, but if it was like in the Mediterranean or something, it was, you know, there was a – but no, but I sent it coconuts.
[00:02:39]  So I guess if it was Fiji, which I assume is coconuts, I would be more partial to it.
[00:02:44]  I want to get something out of the way.
[00:02:46]  What?
[00:02:46]  One of my favorite people in the world is German.
[00:02:49]  Hitler.
[00:02:50]  No, I knew we weren't going to do that.
[00:02:52]  Okay.
[00:02:52]  Oh, Hammler.
[00:02:53]  No.
[00:02:56]  You like the paper fellow?
[00:02:57]  No, my friend is German.
[00:02:59]  You're friends with Himmler?
[00:03:00]  No!
[00:03:03]  Who's your friend?
[00:03:06]  You don't know him.
[00:03:06]  He's not even German.
[00:03:07]  I don't know him?
[00:03:08]  Well, yes.
[00:03:09]  He's with her.
[00:03:10]  He loses a woman!
[00:03:13]  Jesus, Liz.
[00:03:15]  This is so dumb.
[00:03:16]  We have the dumbest podcast.
[00:03:18]  We have, I cannot believe.
[00:03:21]  I'm.
[00:03:22]  Why do you listen to this?
[00:03:24]  My name is Liz.
[00:03:26]  My name.
[00:03:27]  What would my name be if I was German?
[00:03:29]  My name is Felix von – Felix?
[00:03:33]  Yeah, that's a German name.
[00:03:36]  Felix.
[00:03:37]  I think he'd be named Gary.
[00:03:39]  Felix Gary?
[00:03:41]  No, Gary.
[00:03:42]  Gary von Felix.
[00:03:45]  No, Gerhard.
[00:03:47]  Gerhard von...
[00:03:49]  I guess von is more, well, it's kind of Austrian.
[00:03:52]  My name is Gerard.
[00:03:53]  Well, what?
[00:03:54]  What is?
[00:03:55]  Gerhard is?
[00:03:56]  No, Vaughn.
[00:03:57]  Vaughn?
[00:03:57]  No, Vaughn is just like, it's like, it's a German, it denotes nobility, which is.
[00:04:01]  Well, I'm the first Jewish junker.
[00:04:05]  I'm Juncker.
[00:04:06]  But I like calling them junkers.
[00:04:08]  A Juncker.
[00:04:09]  I don't know what we are fucking talking about.
[00:04:10]  My name is Gary Vaughn.
[00:04:13]  Bracey.
[00:04:14]  Bracey.
[00:04:16]  And we, of course, joined.
[00:04:18]  That's so dumb.
[00:04:19]  I was joined by my dance partner.
[00:04:21]  Oh, that's nice.
[00:04:22]  Young Choms Chauncey.
[00:04:24]  Little Eurovision duo.
[00:04:26]  Oh, dude, I got to tell you this.
[00:04:28]  People are like, oh, we've got to get Israel out of Eurovision.
[00:04:30]  They're not talking about the rules of the problem.
[00:04:31]  Israel's in Eurovision?
[00:04:32]  Yeah.
[00:04:32]  Yes, Israel is in fucking Eurovision.
[00:04:35]  I didn't.
[00:04:36]  The last Eurovision I watched.
[00:04:38]  I think I was in Brazil when I went there, but it was Ukraine.
[00:04:40]  Did this like crazy-ass performance that I had never, it was the craziest fucking thing I've ever seen.
[00:04:46]  I really, really enjoyed Eurovision.
[00:04:47]  I think I just made a wet noise in the mic, which we're not going to add it out, but that was a Diet Coke I'm drinking.
[00:04:51]  It's the most German aerodynamic of the kind.
[00:04:56]  I'm Liz.
[00:04:57]  This is Truanon.
[00:04:57]  Hello.