True Anon Truth Feed - [PREVIEW] Episode 359: The Diddler
Aired: 2024-03-04
Duration: 04:56


=== Disappearance and Disinformation (04:50) ===

[00:00:05]  Welcome to the BBC World Service.
[00:00:08]  Today we'll be covering the disappearance of Princess Catherine over rumors about a botched surgery at the hands of Dr. Miami.
[00:00:15]  Then we'll be talking about the recent lawsuit against Sean Combs, aka Puff Daddy, and the frightening rhetoric gaining heat between rapper Meek Mill and BBC presenter DJ Academics.
[00:00:28]  The time is 2.23.
[00:00:31]  It's crazy how much you just sounded like Mrs. Doubtfire.
[00:00:57]  What's up, ladies and gentlemen?
[00:00:59]  This is your boy, Mr. Doubtfire, aka Brace Belden, aka DJ Academics.
[00:01:05]  How you doing?
[00:01:09]  I know that like DJ.
[00:01:10]  I don't know why.
[00:01:11]  DJ Academics.
[00:01:12]  DJ Academics is so good.
[00:01:14]  He's so bad.
[00:01:16]  It's a great.
[00:01:17]  I like his YouTube.
[00:01:18]  He's funny.
[00:01:19]  You love DJ Academics.
[00:01:20]  I don't love any academic.
[00:01:22]  I walked in here earlier and Liz was looking at DJ Academics on her phone.
[00:01:27]  Hello, everyone.
[00:01:28]  I'm Liz.
[00:01:28]  We are, of course, joined by Producer Young Chomsky, and this is Truanon.
[00:01:33]  Truanon.
[00:01:34]  My accent went through many variations there, but it is Miss Doubtfire.
[00:01:38]  Yeah, you're Doubtfiring.
[00:01:40]  On all cylinders.
[00:01:42]  We have an episode today for you, like we always do when you press play.
[00:01:48]  Today we'll be talking about...
[00:01:51]  What are you, the BBC World Service lady?
[00:01:53]  No, no, I'm World Servicing.
[00:01:54]  We're going to talk about the diddler in a little bit, but before we do that, I do need to address something.
[00:02:05]  We've had some questions asked.
[00:02:07]  She's dead.
[00:02:09]  People are asking.
[00:02:10]  People are pleading.
[00:02:12]  They're praying.
[00:02:14]  They're crying out.
[00:02:15]  They're saying, Liz, please explain to me where is Kate Middleton?
[00:02:20]  I want to add in here, nobody has asked me this.
[00:02:25]  No.
[00:02:25]  Because they know I know, but I can't.
[00:02:27]  But I do want to say that I did tip you guys off to this weeks ago in the group chat.
[00:02:32]  No response from the boys whatsoever.
[00:02:34]  Yeah, it's not my problem.
[00:02:35]  Damn, that's crazy.
[00:02:37]  I don't think that it's my problem.
[00:02:42]  She's perished.
[00:02:43]  I'm not talking about her.
[00:02:43]  I'm talking about me.
[00:02:44]  I'm afraid that she is gone from this earth.
[00:02:47]  She's been annihilated, and she's in heaven now.
[00:02:50]  I don't think that that is going to happen, but there's a lot of weird stuff.
[00:02:54]  So for the listeners and also for Brace, I prepared a little bit of a timeline.
[00:02:59]  You certainly do.
[00:03:00]  Because I do want to go through this because it's very weird.
[00:03:04]  And I think it is worth detailing because like probably every other podcast out there except for Trapo Trap House, we are now on Kate Middleton Watch and we will be continuing to monitor this situation.
[00:03:21]  And I encourage all of our listeners to do the same from across the pond.
[00:03:25]  I just think it's interesting, right, that when I maybe think that there's a famous person that I have interest in, Pamela Cruz, and wait, Penelope Cruz.
[00:03:36]  Penelope Cruz.
[00:03:38]  And I try to figure out where she is at all times and get as many recent pictures of her as possible and like try to monitor her location and stuff like this.
[00:03:45]  I get a stayaway order.
[00:03:48]  And what every British person in the world, of which there are the teeming billions of British Britishers out there, are trying to figure out, gang stock the princess, it's like accepted.
[00:04:00]  You know what, though?
[00:04:00]  What's interesting in this case is that, and I'll get into this, is that actually almost everyone who is trying to like put their nose into what's been going on is being reprimanded.
[00:04:11]  I actually did, you know what?
[00:04:12]  I did look at some royal reporting stuff earlier.
[00:04:16]  And yeah, they put out a statement.
[00:04:18]  Yeah.
[00:04:18]  And like everyone's like, please respect their privacy.
[00:04:21]  They're people too.
[00:04:23]  It's like, no, they're not.
[00:04:25]  We all know they're half-lizard.
[00:04:26]  Second of all, like, no, since when has the press, this is very weird about this situation, is that the British press is basically like, we really want to respect the privacy of the royals.
[00:04:38]  And it's like, since when?
[00:04:41]  Very weird.
[00:04:42]  Yeah, which leads me to believe that she is no longer, she shuffled off this mortal coil.
[00:04:47]  Okay, so the last time that Kate Middleton was seen in public was Christmas Day, which is crazy and just whatever.
[00:04:54]  Well, they always trot him out then, right?