True Anon Truth Feed - [PREVIEW] Episode 353: Review Detective
Aired: 2024-02-12
Duration: 04:51


=== Welcome to the Shadows (04:50) ===

[00:00:00]  Chat GPT, please write a short podcast intro in Rust Cole style.
[00:00:06]  Certainly.
[00:00:07]  Creating a Rust Cole style podcast intro involves capturing the mysterious and philosophical tone that is characteristic of the character from True Detective.
[00:00:19]  Here's a short podcast intro script in that style.
[00:00:24]  Background music with haunting, ambient vibe.
[00:00:29]  Voiceover in a deep, contemplative tone.
[00:00:34]  In the vast expanse of the podcast universe, where ideas collide and narratives unfold, welcome to a journey beyond the ordinary.
[00:00:43]  I'm your guide through the shadows, your host in this enigmatic realm.
[00:00:48]  They say time is a flat circle, and as we traverse the contours of existence, we'll delve into the depths of the human experience.
[00:00:59]  Braze yourself for conversations that linger in the spaces between what's spoken and what's unsaid.
[00:01:07]  I'm not here to give you answers.
[00:01:09]  I'm here to unravel the questions.
[00:01:11]  Join me as we navigate the corridors of the mind where the echoes of our thoughts reverberate like whispers in the dark.
[00:01:20]  This is not a podcast.
[00:01:22]  It's a descent into the intricacies of life, a glimpse into the chaos that lies beneath the surface.
[00:01:29]  Are you ready to explore the mysteries that bind us all?
[00:01:32]  Let the unraveling begin.
[00:01:56]  Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Gimlet Media Presents iHeartRadio.
[00:02:04]  What other media companies are?
[00:02:06]  This is the Ringer Culture Hour.
[00:02:07]  I don't know what that is.
[00:02:08]  We're a culture hour.
[00:02:09]  Welcome to Culture Power.
[00:02:10]  Barstool.
[00:02:10]  Actually, I'll never talk to a barstool.
[00:02:13]  Recapping the re watch.
[00:02:15]  We're a ringer's recap, Retards.
[00:02:18]  Welcome.
[00:02:20]  I'm Liz.
[00:02:21]  My name, my name, my name.
[00:02:24]  My name is Brains.
[00:02:25]  They should have a high-pitched detective and joining us from the clink live on the phone, like how rappers used to do songs sometimes.
[00:02:36]  Producer Young Chomsky.
[00:02:37]  And welcome to True Anon.
[00:02:39]  True Detective Edition.
[00:02:40]  True Detective Edition.
[00:02:42]  You know, many people say you and I are like two true detectives.
[00:02:46]  That is true.
[00:02:48]  You're always showing me, it's actually insane how good Liz is at this because she'll show me pictures of celebrities like Rachel McAdams, actually.
[00:02:56]  You know she's transgender.
[00:03:01]  That's so bad.
[00:03:04]  Season five, True Detective Transgender instead of the UK.
[00:03:08]  On Mumsnet.
[00:03:10]  Just like just people posting on Mumsnet.
[00:03:13]  True Detective bobbies.
[00:03:15]  A couple of bobbies in like a tiny little, like, what are those motherfucking cars that they drive?
[00:03:20]  The mini, like a mini Cooper.
[00:03:22]  You're all right.
[00:03:23]  Oh, y'all rott?
[00:03:24]  No.
[00:03:26]  Like drinking like the thickest, most disgusting, penny-tasting fucking loaf of bread Guinness.
[00:03:32]  No, it wouldn't be Guinness.
[00:03:33]  It would be like shit, like a mini can GNT, but it's like in a can, like the kind you get on the fucking train or something.
[00:03:40]  Yeah, they're just like crushing G and T's in the camera.
[00:03:44]  Should listen to Beza, just like a horrible, ruddy dissolve.
[00:03:49]  None of this is good.
[00:03:50]  No, but.
[00:03:51]  Listeners, we'll have a little bit of a different episode for you today.
[00:03:55]  Continuing our little true crime week with a true detective roundtable with some fan favorites, as I like to call it.
[00:04:04]  Some old friends of ours join us to talk about this series, True Detective, which we don't talk about TV.
[00:04:12]  We don't talk about the TV.
[00:04:14]  We don't even talk about the movies.
[00:04:15]  No, we really.
[00:04:16]  Which is really just a bigger TV.
[00:04:18]  That is almost impossibly bigger.
[00:04:20]  Although the TVs have been catching up.
[00:04:24]  But today we are because we thought it'd be fun.
[00:04:27]  This is a show that, I don't know, has a certain purchase amongst the conspiracy-minded true crime set.
[00:04:38]  And it seems like a great time to kind of have a fun show and talk about this series that I think we all really like in different ways and at different points in the different seasons.
[00:04:49]  And I don't know, I think it was a good discussion.
[00:04:51]  Yeah.