True Anon Truth Feed - [PREVIEW] Episode 349: State of Play Aired: 2024-01-29 Duration: 04:58 === Knock at the Door (03:07) === [00:00:00] So this morning, I was lying in my bed, of course, and I heard a knock at the door, my front door, a rap at my front door. [00:00:11] What time is this? [00:00:13] This is, I don't know, like 9.30. [00:00:18] And I had already made coffee. [00:00:20] I was just, I was actually looking at stuff for this episode. [00:00:23] Thank you very much. [00:00:25] But I was doing it in my bed because it was very warm in there. [00:00:27] And I get up and I, of course, I'm like, all right, Svetlana, Marybeth. [00:00:39] Yeah, it's none of them. [00:00:41] They're not the ones. [00:00:42] No, I'm like, you guys got to get out of here. [00:00:44] Hide, hide. [00:00:44] Because it could, of course, it could, of course, be my, you know, my wife at the door, Pamela Cruz. [00:00:52] And so I get to the door and I open it, and there are, is my landlord and some lady there. [00:00:58] And they're like, we want to look at your house. [00:01:00] And I say, you can't do that. [00:01:02] Svetlana is here. [00:01:03] But they come in and they take some pictures. [00:01:05] And I'm like, what's this for? [00:01:07] And they're like, this is for an upcoming movie where Queen Latifah raids a crack house. [00:01:11] They want your house for the crackhouse? [00:01:13] They want my house for the crack house. [00:01:14] And so she's like, interesting. [00:01:15] Acting out. [00:01:17] I know. [00:01:17] I was like, it's. [00:01:18] You're like, hey, wait a second. [00:01:20] I don't know. [00:01:20] Yeah, it's a pretty big apartment building. [00:01:22] Is it because of your decor or because of the layout of the apartment? [00:01:27] I think the layout of the apartment, there's no way it's only my. [00:01:30] Because it would be very funny if the landlord was like, you know, this guy Brace lives here and the stuff he has put on his walls, I think would be perfect for this whole crackhead. [00:01:40] I was like, because my landlord's never been, I mean, they say the super has been in and the landlord's never been in there. [00:01:47] And she was like, this will be perfect. [00:01:50] So Queen Latifah will be here checking this room. [00:01:52] And she was like, do a little gun hand. [00:01:54] And they're like, please leave the tinfoil on the windows. [00:01:56] Yeah, yeah. [00:01:57] And I'm like, oh, well, I have crack here. [00:02:00] And I, should I do it? [00:02:02] Have you ever rented? [00:02:04] Have you been lived at a house where they filmed something before? [00:02:07] Oh, I've never done that. [00:02:08] They did. [00:02:09] Why not? [00:02:09] Why wouldn't you do it? [00:02:10] Because then they would be in my house. [00:02:12] What do you mean? [00:02:13] Why would I do it or why would I not do it? [00:02:14] Why would you not do it? [00:02:15] Because they would be in my house. [00:02:16] Yeah, but then you could be like, look, that's my house on TV. [00:02:18] It's not for a movie. [00:02:19] It's like streaming because no one's going to see it. [00:02:21] It's for a movie. [00:02:24] And yeah, I agree with that, but I'm like, they will destroy my house. [00:02:28] No, they won't. [00:02:29] But they will. [00:02:29] They won't destroy anything. [00:02:30] They'll pay you. [00:02:31] And then you have money in your pocket. [00:02:33] Your apartment's on TV. [00:02:35] And you get to talk about it on your hit podcast. [00:03:00] Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Brace's Crack House. [00:03:04] Starring myself, Queen Latifah. === War Talk (01:51) === [00:03:07] I'm Liz. [00:03:09] And of course, we have producer Young Chomsky, and the podcast is called Tronan. [00:03:15] Hello, Liz. [00:03:16] I don't know what I said. [00:03:19] Dronon! [00:03:24] We are talking war today. [00:03:26] We are telling you what we have our old friend back on the show. [00:03:30] Johnny Dolan. [00:03:31] Finnish. [00:03:33] When was the last time he was on the show? [00:03:34] I think we were talking about Afghanistan. [00:03:36] Is that right? [00:03:37] Wow. [00:03:37] It was been so long. [00:03:39] Afghanistan. [00:03:40] There was so much. [00:03:41] I feel so bad. [00:03:42] There's so much we want to talk about. [00:03:44] Turns out, talking about the whole state of the world in an hour, it's impossible. [00:03:48] It's really difficult. [00:03:49] Well, I mean, I think we want to talk about all the various conflicts and little bush wars going on in the world. [00:03:54] Yeah, because it was sort of like, look, it's 2024. [00:03:58] New year, new me, obviously. [00:04:01] Although, don't love the skinhead look, but it's the Chelsea, I think, is weird. [00:04:06] That's your favorite haircut. [00:04:08] I do love Chelsea. [00:04:10] You love a bald woman. [00:04:11] I don't. [00:04:11] First of all, they're not bald. [00:04:13] It's like a reverse. [00:04:15] This is known in the show. [00:04:16] It's like a backbald. [00:04:17] The first three girls that I had sex with, every girl that had sex between 14 and 15 had a shaved head. [00:04:24] Yeah. [00:04:25] I do think that there should be, and this goes for men as well, a distinction between shaved head and bald. [00:04:31] Bald. [00:04:31] Yeah. [00:04:32] So when you say a bald woman, it does imply that she's lost her hair. [00:04:35] Bald headed womb. [00:04:36] As opposed to like shaved head. [00:04:38] Yeah, yeah. [00:04:39] That's, yeah. [00:04:40] Yes, yes. [00:04:41] I had sex with a bald woman. [00:04:43] What's the thing where you cut? [00:04:44] Tear out your hair? [00:04:45] No, but what's the thing? [00:04:46] No, what's the thing you have? [00:04:48] Yeah. [00:04:49] They had that. [00:04:50] That's a thing, Liz. [00:04:51] Oh, no, I know. [00:04:52] Pizza your ass out if you don't want to. [00:04:53] No, I'm just like, is that written on his hand? [00:04:55] Why does he got that ready to go? [00:04:57] It's my job to know that. [00:04:58] Yeah, okay.