True Anon Truth Feed - [PREVIEW] Episode 336: Mr. Mayor Goes to Turkey
Aired: 2023-11-23
Duration: 04:56


=== Unwieldy Archives (02:26) ===

[00:00:00]  The thing about the de Blasio Poly press release is that the New York Times, Poly Desk, prodigious.
[00:00:15]  It's good.
[00:00:18]  They are on the Poly beat, and they have been for a long time.
[00:00:22]  This is, you think, like a DEI kind of thing?
[00:00:25]  No, I just think that they cover it.
[00:00:29]  They cover it well.
[00:00:30]  It's a great subject.
[00:00:32]  And the reason I know this is because in doing research for our episode, I spent some time in the old mines, the old cool mines, the old blogspot.com archives of polyinthemedia.blogspot.com.
[00:00:49]  Pollyinthemedia.blogspot.com.
[00:00:53]  That's kind of an unwieldy tight, unwieldy.
[00:00:55]  I love that you're doing a little, we've got a little capital A actor.
[00:00:58]  Really good.
[00:00:59]  Oh, and you know what?
[00:01:00]  I already sent this to you.
[00:01:01]  Polyamory in the news by Alan M and coffee beans behind it.
[00:01:06]  Wow, Polly is in the news a lot.
[00:01:08]  They document all of it.
[00:01:10]  Oh my God.
[00:01:11]  And I got to say, some of these archives, they go back to like 2008.
[00:01:15]  This is really good.
[00:01:16]  So what did you learn?
[00:01:17]  Not much.
[00:01:41]  Welcome, welcome, welcome to New York City, the only city in the world where you can be the mayor and have two wives.
[00:01:50]  Just kidding, that is permissible in some religions.
[00:01:55]  My name, of course, the Alpha of the Pack.
[00:01:58]  Woo, woo, woo, bisexual.
[00:02:00]  I am married to both of my partners here.
[00:02:04]  That's not true.
[00:02:05]  The first of which is...
[00:02:06]  No, we're not married.
[00:02:07]  I'm Liz.
[00:02:09]  Eliza and Sin, they call her.
[00:02:11]  And of course, we are joined by our producer, but the thing he produces the most is sensuality, but also empathy, which I find to be two of the most important things in a bi wait.
[00:02:26]  Yeah.

=== Can't Picture Us Cooking (02:29) ===

[00:02:27]  Sexual relationship.
[00:02:29]  That is bicameral.
[00:02:32]  I was going somewhere else with that, but you know, just like kind of trailed off.
[00:02:37]  Young producer Young Chomsky in the podcast is called.
[00:02:39]  It's called Druin on Hello.
[00:02:41]  Hello.
[00:02:41]  And we all live in one little studio apartment with no.
[00:02:45]  That's in New Jersey, but also we have another location right here in New York City.
[00:02:51]  So to get this out of the way, before we even start.
[00:02:54]  Brace is bisexual.
[00:02:56]  I am not bisexual.
[00:02:58]  You might be.
[00:02:59]  I might be.
[00:03:00]  Have you tried?
[00:03:00]  I haven't.
[00:03:01]  No, but I've.
[00:03:03]  But you don't know.
[00:03:04]  Can you picture me, though, doing that?
[00:03:07]  I don't picture you doing much of anything.
[00:03:08]  I'm picturing me doing that right now.
[00:03:10]  And it's just like, I just can't picture.
[00:03:12]  Like, I can't picture me just like sort of like we're cooking something together and like, you know, I'm flipping the eggplants, not like the real eggplant.
[00:03:24]  Wow, that's a slip.
[00:03:25]  I'm flipping it.
[00:03:26]  Nope, it's not.
[00:03:27]  That's a slip.
[00:03:28]  He's like a shirt off because the oil is getting all over him from the eggplant.
[00:03:31]  And like, I just like bump into him and we sort of turn and we like look at each other.
[00:03:35]  Of course, I'm 5'4.
[00:03:36]  You're having a meet cute in your kitchen?
[00:03:38]  Well, we've already met cute.
[00:03:39]  Boyfriend?
[00:03:40]  I'm gonna tell my boyfriend.
[00:03:43]  And we sort of look at each other and I open my mouth and he opens his mouth and we kiss.
[00:03:47]  I just can picture myself being like, I don't know.
[00:03:50]  I don't know if you know how kissing works.
[00:03:51]  I just, I don't know.
[00:03:52]  You open your mouth, he opens his mouth and you sort of mush them together and one person thrusts their tongue really far into the other person's mouth as a display of dominance and sort of masculinity.
[00:04:04]  I just can't picture myself doing that.
[00:04:06]  Yeah.
[00:04:06]  I like women because I'm taller than them usually.
[00:04:09]  That's really, that's basically what I'm doing.
[00:04:12]  You are statistically, yes, but that's we're going with the whole world at global average of heights here because I'm actually pretty normal in the global average.
[00:04:22]  Before we get into the episode, I have something that I need to say.
[00:04:27]  Oh, shit.
[00:04:28]  What?
[00:04:29]  It's about our man, George Santos, which is sort of related to what we're talking about today.
[00:04:33]  Yeah, it's spiritually related.
[00:04:35]  It's, I think, also just regular related stuff.
[00:04:38]  Okay.
[00:04:40]  So he's not going to run for re-election.
[00:04:44]  I'm very sad about this.
[00:04:45]  I guess he's getting, he might get like fully sanctioned.
[00:04:48]  I don't know when this episode is going to come out, but by that time, maybe he will already have been whenever Congress censures him.
[00:04:56]  Yeah.