True Anon Truth Feed - [PREVIEW] Episode 328: Kiss of the Rat (Part 1)
Aired: 2023-10-28
Duration: 04:56


=== Liz's Confusion (02:26) ===

[00:00:00]  Liz, what does this phrase evoke in you?
[00:00:02]  What does this bring to the surface emotionally, spiritually, any kind of – let me see if I can do it.
[00:00:09]  Let me get it.
[00:00:10]  It's been a while since I've been out of UCB.
[00:00:15]  Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?
[00:00:19]  What does that, how does that make you feel?
[00:00:21]  Your face is contorting.
[00:00:23]  Because I feel like it sounds like you need to go to a doctor.
[00:00:26]  Don't have it!
[00:00:27]  Don't have it!
[00:00:30]  Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?
[00:00:32]  You don't.
[00:00:33]  This means nothing to you.
[00:00:36]  Yeah, it's bringing me back.
[00:00:37]  I feel like I'm inside the moon man that is being awarded at the MTV Movie Awards.
[00:00:44]  Madonna's on stage.
[00:00:46]  I love her.
[00:00:48]  What was that whole thing?
[00:00:50]  Remember when Courtney Love tried to kiss Madonna?
[00:00:52]  that?
[00:00:53]  Nope, that is a Am I making this up?
[00:00:55]  Yeah, no, for sure, both of you are wrong.
[00:00:58]  It was Britney Spears and Madonna did kiss.
[00:01:00]  No, That was a VMA thing.
[00:01:01]  I'm talking about in the 90s, Madonna on she was wearing, when she was wearing the blue outfit.
[00:01:07]  This is early, and I think Courtney Love tried to kiss her.
[00:01:10]  I don't remember.
[00:01:11]  This was a pre-show Kurt Loader situation.
[00:01:15]  I remember I did become aware of pubes because, I believe, of the VMAs.
[00:01:22]  Yeah, there we go.
[00:01:24]  Because I was with my uncle and we were watching VMAs or something like that.
[00:01:29]  I think it was the VMAs.
[00:01:30]  And Macy Gray had a pubic incident or something.
[00:01:36]  There was a bit of overflow that was happening.
[00:01:40]  And it was explained to me what those were.
[00:01:42]  I need to fact-check myself.
[00:01:44]  Fact-check yourself.
[00:01:45]  Debunk myself.
[00:01:45]  It was actually a post-VMAs moment.
[00:01:48]  But it was with Madonna, of course, and Courtney Love crashing the post-show.
[00:01:53]  And they were so.
[00:01:54]  That was the whole thing.
[00:01:54]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:01:56]  95.
[00:01:57]  Well, you know what they say.
[00:02:00]  Don't ever touch a black man's radio!
[00:02:24]  To me, it sounds like Cartman when I do it.

=== Pressure Points (02:29) ===

[00:02:26]  It's hard to do.
[00:02:27]  It gives me, it puts pressure.
[00:02:29]  It's hard to listen to.
[00:02:30]  In my fan.
[00:02:31]  Well, you know how your own voice sounds different in your head because it's remote.
[00:02:34]  It's not your voice.
[00:02:35]  It's my voice.
[00:02:36]  I mean, no, I like, it's like my natural voice.
[00:02:39]  Yeah, I do like the deep.
[00:02:41]  Would it be crazy if that was your natural voice and this is the one that you're affecting?
[00:02:46]  I'm going to be honest, I'm not that far.
[00:02:48]  A lot of people have made comparisons between me and Chris Tucker, Eddie Murphy, Chris Rock, like that kind of like.
[00:02:56]  I'm going to keep letting you go.
[00:02:58]  Let me go.
[00:02:59]  Let me go.
[00:03:01]  Not in terms of like careers, but just like in terms of like kind of like the way we speak and stuff like that.
[00:03:09]  Hello, everyone.
[00:03:10]  Hello.
[00:03:12]  We're going with all those?
[00:03:13]  Yeah, why not?
[00:03:14]  Yeah, why not?
[00:03:16]  I'm Liz.
[00:03:17]  My name is Brace.
[00:03:19]  Of course, we are joined by producer Young Chomsky.
[00:03:23]  And this is Russell Simmons presents True Anon podcast.
[00:03:29]  Can't finish that one, so let's just keep rolling.
[00:03:33]  Also, baby fat.
[00:03:34]  Also, baby fat.
[00:03:36]  Yes.
[00:03:37]  Now, I have not been so excited to record an episode in quite some time.
[00:03:42]  I'm not going to say favorites, but.
[00:03:45]  You really didn't like the last few guests we had.
[00:03:47]  Like right after they left, you were just, I've never seen somebody, the smile just reverse, like two weights on each side of her mouth.
[00:03:56]  My God.
[00:03:57]  Smile.
[00:03:58]  It's true.
[00:03:58]  She spits.
[00:03:59]  It's true.
[00:04:01]  No, I don't like to pick favorites.
[00:04:03]  However, I had so much fun researching this episode for today because it allowed me to spend two, three, four, seven.
[00:04:17]  Who's counting hours in the depths, the depths, the caves, the wells of Lipstick Alley, my favorite web forum in all of history.
[00:04:28]  Liz sent earlier today to the TrueNO group chat, which I know we have stated feelings on group chats.
[00:04:34]  This one is strictly business, absolutely no pleasure, which is why I did not respond to the text messages, the multiple text messages that Liz sent, sending entourage clips, various entourage clips, asking me if I haven't seen entourage.
[00:04:52]  This is such well-trod ground that I haven't seen entourage.