True Anon Truth Feed - [PREVIEW] Episode 303: UFOS — Real or Nah? Aired: 2023-06-29 Duration: 04:58 === Ancient Aliens Reference (04:03) === [00:00:04] I am an ancient alien. [00:00:07] Hello. [00:00:07] I am from Mars. [00:00:09] I want to say I don't know anything about ancient aliens, which should be a plus. [00:00:14] Old ass on the old little score sheet. [00:00:17] But how ancient are we talking? [00:00:20] They're so old. [00:00:21] Like, could you get an alien from like 1600s? [00:00:24] Like, not that ancient. [00:00:26] Yeah, well, that's ancient to me. [00:00:27] I think it's just ancient. [00:00:28] That's like almost modern. [00:00:30] It just means like very close to modern. [00:00:32] It means like an old wisened alien. [00:00:35] It'd be like a Greek alien. [00:00:36] Yeah, like a guy who comes down like a toga and is like, you guys should, this is a battery. [00:00:41] And like, kind of like hooks the Aztecs up with that shit. [00:00:44] Oh, really? [00:00:45] Yeah. [00:00:46] My question is, why would they build the pyramids? [00:00:49] What, like, what do the aliens need from, like, if they built them, what, why? [00:00:52] It's the idea that they built Stonehenge. [00:00:55] That's an idea. [00:00:56] That thing is crazy. [00:00:57] That thing is crazy. [00:00:59] And I still, I don't, what's up with that? [00:01:01] What's up with it? [00:01:02] I've been there. [00:01:02] And I was like, dude, what were you went there? [00:01:05] I went there. [00:01:05] I went to England when I was a kid. [00:01:07] And I was like, what were you guys doing back then? [00:01:11] Yeah, I've been there too. [00:01:12] You've been to Stonehenge? [00:01:13] Yeah, I've been there too. [00:01:15] Okay. [00:01:15] Well, you were surprised that I went there. [00:01:17] You know, I'm just like, you guys had, it's crazy they had druids too, because that to me is like a wizard with an animal friend. [00:01:23] Yeah. [00:01:23] But like, I mean, just what was like, why are they just building stone stuff? [00:01:28] Can't they leave us like a laser? [00:01:29] Is my question. [00:01:30] Maybe they just wanted to make something with what we had available to be like, look at what the cool stuff that we can do with what you got. [00:01:38] You can't do this. [00:01:39] We can. [00:01:40] And we're just doing it with what you got in your backyard. [00:01:42] Local materials, like a craft fair or something like that. [00:01:45] They were just kind of showing off. [00:01:46] You know, when you put it that way, I think it's kind of nice. [00:02:06] That was almost word for word the intro to Stonehenge by Spinal Tap. [00:02:17] Is it really? [00:02:18] Yeah, he's like, there were people called the Druids. [00:02:21] No one knows who they were or what they were doing. [00:02:26] It's so good. [00:02:27] I love Spinal Tap. [00:02:29] I should watch that. [00:02:29] I haven't seen that since. [00:02:32] My grandpa and I would, when I would go stay with them in the summer, we would always watch Spinal Tap and then it would be Monty Python for the whole summer. [00:02:41] I hate Monty Python. [00:02:42] Oh my God. [00:02:43] I thought it was the funniest fucking thing. [00:02:45] When I was like seven, eight years old, I was like, this is humor. [00:02:50] And you know what? [00:02:51] You see the evidence today. [00:02:52] I still have the same sense of humor. [00:02:54] I think that shit is like so fucking funny. [00:02:58] It's too random for me. [00:03:00] But quick-witted, too. [00:03:02] I don't like a little too quick. [00:03:03] A lot of references as well. [00:03:05] Too many references. [00:03:06] I'll say that. [00:03:07] I'm the queen of references. [00:03:08] Well, I don't know if you're the queen. [00:03:12] Yeah, I'm the female Dennis Miller. [00:03:14] You're the female. [00:03:15] Okay, you know what? [00:03:16] I'll say that. [00:03:17] You're the female Dennis Miller. [00:03:18] He's the king of references. [00:03:20] Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Brace Bella. [00:03:22] I'm, of course, joined by the female Dennis Miller. [00:03:25] No, I'm Liz. [00:03:26] We are joined by the real Dennis Miller, aka Young Chomsky. [00:03:32] And this is Tronan. [00:03:33] Hello, everyone. [00:03:34] How? [00:03:35] Liz, let me ask you this: right, how Mars attacks. [00:03:40] Yes. [00:03:41] Right? [00:03:41] You know, chaos, devastation. [00:03:44] Crazy, right? [00:03:46] Everyone's hair flips up. [00:03:48] Flips up. [00:03:48] Bam. [00:03:49] No, but like in that movie, right? [00:03:50] In that documentary, those guys are the Martians come down. [00:03:54] Like, I don't know if it's in the White House, but it's like in a field, and everyone's like kind of there to greet them. [00:03:58] They got the army politicians. [00:04:00] You got all the bystanders, all the news people there to meet them. [00:04:03] And people are always like, and this isn't just Mars attacks. === First Shot, Aliens Boom (00:51) === [00:04:07] There's a lot of alien movies, right? [00:04:08] People are always kind of like, oh, don't have the army there. [00:04:11] Like, don't have the army. [00:04:13] I'm sorry. [00:04:14] It's crazy not to shoot the alien the second he walks out of that craft, right? [00:04:19] I mean, I think it's crazy for the Americans not to do it based on how I know Americans act, but I think it's crazy to do that. [00:04:27] But like, I mean, like, just first of all, you shoot one. [00:04:32] It's gonna, it's like, first of all, you don't know how alien bodies and their biology, like how it works. [00:04:40] So you could shoot it. [00:04:40] It could be like clockwork. [00:04:41] Boom. [00:04:42] It makes it spawns a thousand aliens. [00:04:44] Oh, that's a good point. [00:04:44] Joe's apartment. [00:04:45] Yeah, you can't squish him's birth a million. [00:04:48] You know, but then how do you? [00:04:49] Oh, then you have to actually, you have to show it love and then it shrinks back into nothing. [00:04:53] I think, regardless, the first move is always diplomacy. [00:04:57] Always diploma.