True Anon Truth Feed - [PREVIEW] Episode 301: Quiboloy Aired: 2023-06-22 Duration: 04:56 === Liz Dictates (03:07) === [00:00:00] Hey, everyone. [00:00:00] It's Liz. [00:00:01] Bryce is here, but I'm not going to let him talk because I'm going to be dictator for the day. [00:00:04] And welcome, everyone, to Truanon. [00:00:06] Hello, no one else here. [00:00:07] Bye. [00:00:34] I'm Liz, like I've already announced. [00:00:36] Hi, guys. [00:00:37] No, don't talk. [00:00:38] Sorry. [00:00:38] He's that person's here. [00:00:40] And also, we're joined by, as you know, and hello, everyone. [00:00:44] It's Truanon featuring Liz. [00:00:45] Hello, everyone. [00:00:47] Hello. [00:00:49] How about this? [00:00:50] I'll only speak when spoken to. [00:00:53] No, I don't want to do that. [00:00:55] I'm not dictator for the day. [00:00:57] That would be fun. [00:00:57] Maybe I'd do the whole episode one day like that, but you have to be here for it. [00:01:01] But I just don't let you talk. [00:01:02] I just, I'll just sit there. [00:01:03] My dream is so. [00:01:05] Let me tell you how I envision. [00:01:06] You know how people are like, I envision myself here in five years. [00:01:09] Do you guys do that, by the way? [00:01:11] I don't do that. [00:01:11] Like a life milestone. [00:01:13] Like you think of like, where am I going to be in five years, 10 years? [00:01:17] Yeah. [00:01:18] All the fucking time. [00:01:19] Are you kidding me? [00:01:20] It just never really occurred to me to think like that because it's, I kind of, I'm kind of already in the fourth dimension, if you feel me. [00:01:26] Like I've seen, have you seen interstellar? [00:01:29] Maybe you should think about it. [00:01:31] Yeah, but I kind of just feel like I'm doing like the interstellar thing where like I feel like I'm already have experienced every amount of time, like even before my life, if that makes sense. [00:01:43] You're like a, you're like looper, but like opposite. [00:01:46] I'm kind of doing a reverse looper. [00:01:48] Yeah. [00:01:49] Or in an inverted looper. [00:01:51] Yeah, inverted looper. [00:01:52] Yeah. [00:01:53] The word inverted. [00:01:54] An looper. [00:01:55] Honestly, that word has been attached to my name a little too much lately, but you're right. [00:02:00] I'm pretty much hitting him with the inverted looper. [00:02:02] My thing is, though, I have started imagining myself in five years. [00:02:06] And what I see is this: Liz, you sort of sitting there in some kind of studio, right? [00:02:13] Behind the glass. [00:02:15] Just you. [00:02:16] And young Chomsie sort of hunched over like a gollum, kind of over like some boards or whatever, putting sliders up. [00:02:25] I am 300 and I look like DJ Khaled, whatever, how you pronounce it. [00:02:31] I'm DJ Khaled. [00:02:32] I am bursting out of a half-button shirt. [00:02:36] I've got a chain thick as your wrist wrapped around my neck. [00:02:40] Okay. [00:02:40] And rings that sound like well-shod horses going down a street made of silver. [00:02:49] Like I am just clackling. [00:02:51] And I'm pressing the button to talk. [00:02:56] And I'm being like, Liz, can you be a little more clear? [00:03:00] And I'm just, I'm directing your podcast. [00:03:03] I'm kind of just in the background. [00:03:05] You're just, you just hit it and you go, another one. === Directing the Podcast (01:48) === [00:03:07] Another one. [00:03:09] Liz, let's take that again. [00:03:10] Another one. [00:03:11] Another one. [00:03:12] That's terrible. [00:03:12] That's not going to happen. [00:03:14] That's kind of never going to happen. [00:03:16] You know why? [00:03:17] Because I would never stop your sonorous and commanding voice from hitting the airwaves and being such a lovely little gift on our listeners' ears. [00:03:28] Hello, everyone. [00:03:29] Welcome to Truly. [00:03:29] Hello. [00:03:30] Welcome to Truan. [00:03:32] Liz, we are talking today. [00:03:34] We're going over. [00:03:35] We're getting on the motherfucking ship. [00:03:36] We're getting on the plane. [00:03:37] We're going to the Philippines and we are meeting with the Son of God. [00:03:40] We are talking about Pastor. [00:03:43] Well, I don't know. [00:03:43] Pastor is a strong enough word, right? [00:03:46] It's what he calls himself. [00:03:47] Apollo Kibaloy. [00:03:49] Yeah. [00:03:49] Pastor, TV pastor, NGO practitioner in the dark arts of NGOs. [00:04:00] Media mogul and human trafficker, rapist, and all-around horrible criminal. [00:04:10] I mean, this guy is, just to give you a little taste of this guy, here are the aliases the FBI put on his most wanted flyer. [00:04:19] The appointed son of God, aka Sir, aka pastor, aka ACQ. [00:04:27] Yeah. [00:04:28] So who is this guy, Brace? [00:04:29] First of all, having Sir as an alias is the craziest thing I've ever heard, but Apollo Kibaloy is a really big televangelist from the Philippines who runs a church that is slight, and we go into this a little bit in the episode, but it's slightly different than I would say a mainstream Christian church in terms of its beliefs and practices. [00:04:54] It's a cult. [00:04:55] It's a cult.