True Anon Truth Feed - [PREVIEW] Episode 295: The Fogle Files (Part 1)
Aired: 2023-06-01
Duration: 04:34


=== Welcome To The Fogle Files (04:32) ===

[00:00:01]  Remember Jared from Subway?
[00:00:03]  He's inspired a lot of people.
[00:00:05]  He's looking good to show you the way.
[00:00:11]  His name is Darren and he'll lead you to subway.
[00:00:16]  That's where it goes along with the rest.
[00:00:22]  For seven sandwiches with six grams of bat on there.
[00:00:26]  Welcome to Truanon, the Fogle Files.
[00:00:30]  Could you please give us your name?
[00:00:33]  Curate Fogo.
[00:00:34]  Could you please give us your name?
[00:00:36]  Curate Fogo.
[00:00:39]  Could you please give us your name?
[00:00:42]  Welcome to True and I, the Fogel file.
[00:00:59]  The Fogle Files.
[00:01:01]  To catch a Foglefile.
[00:01:04]  That's better than Fogling around, which is probably not something that should catch on as a term.
[00:01:09]  Welcome to Truanon, ladies and gentlemen.
[00:01:12]  The sentence that you just heard, but now you hear it again in a more regular voice.
[00:01:17]  Yes, I like your regular voice.
[00:01:19]  Thank you very much.
[00:01:21]  Let's do a little round of introductions here first.
[00:01:24]  You know me.
[00:01:25]  You love me.
[00:01:26]  Wow.
[00:01:27]  Ronald McDonald.
[00:01:29]  How are you doing here?
[00:01:30]  Brace Belden, the McDonald's clown, Mr. Hash Brown, and the fop of the French fry we have with us.
[00:01:39]  Well, obviously I'm the hamburgler.
[00:01:41]  Uh-huh.
[00:01:42]  I'm Liz.
[00:01:42]  Hello, everyone.
[00:01:43]  And we are, of course, joined by Grimace over here.
[00:01:48]  Young Hammond.
[00:01:48]  And I can't avoid it.
[00:01:49]  You are wearing a Grimace-like, I mean, no, you're in the Grimace outfit today.
[00:01:55]  I'm sorry, Tatari to say.
[00:01:58]  And our fingers are greasy.
[00:02:00]  I'm just going to be straight up with you.
[00:02:02]  We've been eating KFC since, what time is it now?
[00:02:05]  2.50 p.m.
[00:02:06]  Since 7 a.m.
[00:02:07]  Yes.
[00:02:09]  It has been a journey.
[00:02:10]  And Wendy's.
[00:02:11]  And Wendy's, of course.
[00:02:13]  And a Popeye's, which I used to call Popius.
[00:02:15]  Pope Popia?
[00:02:16]  Because of the way that the letters go, it looks like Popeyes.
[00:02:19]  Catholic thing.
[00:02:20]  It's really a Popeyes thing.
[00:02:22]  And Long John Silver's.
[00:02:24]  Yes.
[00:02:25]  And White Castle, which you guys have never had.
[00:02:28]  I have had it.
[00:02:29]  It's disgusting.
[00:02:30]  It is.
[00:02:30]  But there used to be one in Brooklyn back when I lived here, Billion Churly and Jillian.
[00:02:34]  There still is.
[00:02:34]  Is this what you're?
[00:02:35]  I think there's multiple.
[00:02:36]  Yeah.
[00:02:37]  They stink.
[00:02:38]  It was off Myrtle.
[00:02:39]  It's they're horrible.
[00:02:40]  Yeah.
[00:02:40]  Over by Key Foods.
[00:02:41]  Anyways, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to True Anony.
[00:02:44]  We are talking today, and not just today, but also the next day that you hear an episode about— Well, we don't know which order they're going to listen to them in.
[00:02:53]  That's true.
[00:02:53]  Yeah, fair enough.
[00:02:55]  About a lot of disgusting things.
[00:02:57]  And I will say this.
[00:02:59]  We're going to give a real non-ironic content warning.
[00:03:04]  Oh, we are.
[00:03:05]  But I guess not really for this episode.
[00:03:07]  I feel like if you're already listening to our show, you got to kind of know what's going on.
[00:03:13]  I know.
[00:03:13]  You know what I mean?
[00:03:14]  I know, but there's always some, yeah.
[00:03:16]  Listen.
[00:03:17]  I will say that the stuff in this story, I thought I knew this story.
[00:03:21]  Yeah.
[00:03:22]  Then I looked into this story.
[00:03:25]  I did not know all of the details of this story.
[00:03:28]  And I have to say, they're a lot more gruesome and horrifying than you would assume, you know, with the whole sandwich thing.
[00:03:36]  I will say this.
[00:03:37]  If you do listen to this podcast with your kid, first of all, you are also guilty of a kind of child abuse.
[00:03:46]  Yes.
[00:03:47]  But don't listen to at least the next episode.
[00:03:50]  Yeah.
[00:03:50]  Well, we haven't recorded this episode yet.
[00:03:53]  Well, really, or the next one, but we do know the next one.
[00:03:55]  A little dark.
[00:03:56]  Heavy on the pedophilia.
[00:03:58]  And the mayonnaise.
[00:03:59]  So I just want to establish before we start here some bona fides.
[00:04:03]  Okay.
[00:04:03]  Bona fides.
[00:04:05]  I hate fucking Subway sandwiches.
[00:04:08]  Okay, yeah.
[00:04:08]  I think it is without, and I have held this opinion genuinely, I think, since I was maybe, I don't know, 14 years old, 13 years old.
[00:04:18]  It is by far and away the most disgusting fast food chain.
[00:04:22]  It makes me gag.
[00:04:24]  There is a smell.
[00:04:25]  Or the scent.
[00:04:25]  Yes.
[00:04:25]  The subway smell.
[00:04:26]  The effluvium.
[00:04:27]  Makes me ill.
[00:04:29]  Like the scent of the bread is so wrong.
[00:04:33]  Yeah.