True Anon Truth Feed - [PREVIEW] Episode 291: America's Sweetheart Aired: 2023-05-15 Duration: 04:53 === Eating the Baby (04:23) === [00:00:00] When I was a young boy, growing up in North California, my uncle, who was a rat, was eaten by my family because we had no food to eat due to the fact that our governor was very fat and a communist. [00:00:14] The rat was mostly eaten by a baby who my family also ate. [00:00:18] My other uncle, who was woke, said that we needed to eat that baby because the baby was not a Democrat. [00:00:24] I said, that wasn't freedom. [00:00:26] He disagreed. [00:00:28] We ate the baby in the manner of Fat Bastard, a character from a documentary that my other uncle was executed for watching. [00:00:36] After eating that baby, we knocked on our neighbor's door, but we found only rats because our neighbors had been eating for wearing blue jeans. [00:00:45] Then we ate those rats and also a couple other babies we found. [00:00:50] When I escaped from North California, I thought I could find freedom in American universities like Arizona State University, where I majored in communications and marketing. [00:01:00] But there, I was indoctrinated with critical race theory. [00:01:05] Wow. [00:01:30] There kind of isn't a girl Rogan, is there? [00:01:33] I'm the girl Rogan. [00:01:34] You are. [00:01:34] There needs to be a- There is a girl Rogan. [00:01:36] Her name is Liz. [00:01:37] Hello. [00:01:37] Hello, Liz. [00:01:38] Oh, well, if you're Joe, then, of course, me, Lex Friedman, Brace Belden, and with us, of course, on the ones and two. [00:01:48] DJ, young Chomsky. [00:01:50] Just kidding. [00:01:50] He's a synthesizer player. [00:01:52] And the podcast is called? [00:01:54] It's called True Non-Hill. [00:01:55] Hello, everyone. [00:01:56] Hello. [00:01:56] Wait, I have a question. [00:01:57] Uh-huh. [00:01:58] I got a couple questions. [00:01:59] Okay. [00:02:01] Before this episode, I had actually never listened to Joe Rogan. [00:02:04] These females. [00:02:06] These females. [00:02:08] Is Lex Friedman in the Rogan universe or is he just listened to by also listeners of Joe Rogan? [00:02:15] This is my – I find Lex Friedman to be unbearable. [00:02:21] Well, to be clear, I've never listened to him. [00:02:23] Unbearable. [00:02:25] He is on another level than I. [00:02:26] I have no idea who he is. [00:02:27] In my head, he looks like Lex Luther. [00:02:29] I don't really know. [00:02:30] Lex Luther's bald? [00:02:31] Or is that Kingpin? [00:02:32] I might be thinking of the Spider-Man villain, Kingpin. [00:02:35] They're both bald. [00:02:36] You know who should get together? [00:02:37] Kingpin should get together with a penguin, but that's neither here nor there because that'd be a crazy short fat guy. [00:02:41] Tall big guy kind of. [00:02:43] Although, I don't think that the penguin needs to canonically be bald. [00:02:46] He's not. [00:02:47] But he doesn't think that's a good idea. [00:02:47] No, but it's about the height and the sort of. [00:02:49] No, we've been over this. [00:02:50] Big guy, little guy, classic. [00:02:51] We love that combo. [00:02:53] So Friedman is like the thinking man's Rogan and Rogan is like the non-thinking man's Friedman. [00:03:00] But the way I think of it, I'm sure Rogan likes Friedman and has he done the crossover? [00:03:05] I'm sure that there has been crossovers at some point. [00:03:07] It seems like Friedman kind of gets like second run Rogan guests and fills kind of the same niche of like three hour conversation between. [00:03:16] Why are these conversations so long? [00:03:19] We've done three hour podcasts before, right? [00:03:21] Yeah, and people complained about we hate doing it. [00:03:24] Because the one we did about Vegas? [00:03:26] That one was good. [00:03:27] Was it? [00:03:28] I liked it. [00:03:28] Yeah. [00:03:29] It's canonical. [00:03:30] It entered the Vegas canon, but the Mandalay Bay canon. [00:03:35] But that was, I got to tell you, by the end of that three hours, it was cool seeing Felix go for that long, I got to say. [00:03:41] Yeah, that was a little bit of a marathon for him. [00:03:44] But I mean, I just, I get antsy after an hour and a half. [00:03:47] Boy, do I know? [00:03:48] And these guys are just, I think it's weed. [00:03:51] I think weeds are implanted in their little seats. [00:03:53] It's just a lot. [00:03:54] I mean, that's like that other guy, Huberman. [00:03:57] Yeah. [00:03:58] That's a health thing, right? [00:03:59] Yeah, but those episodes are like three and a half hours. [00:04:03] My question is this. [00:04:04] Who's listening to that before? [00:04:05] How many things do you need to know about health? [00:04:07] So much. [00:04:08] But like, you're learning three hours of new revelations about health every week. [00:04:12] Yeah, and that's a lot of athletic greens ads. [00:04:15] I'll tell you. [00:04:15] I'm just like, how, jogging's probably good for you. [00:04:18] I'm sure lifting weights. [00:04:19] It's more so like the science of like, I don't know, protein synthesis. === Three Hours of Health Revelations (00:30) === [00:04:23] Don't care. [00:04:24] Cold plunges. [00:04:24] Cold plunges. [00:04:26] Oh, you know what? [00:04:28] I do a cold shower, though. [00:04:29] I love it. [00:04:29] I've endorsed a cold plunge on the show. [00:04:32] Have you? [00:04:32] Yeah. [00:04:32] Well, I said I do. [00:04:33] I've been doing it Spidey 8. [00:04:35] Yeah, I love a cold plunge. [00:04:36] But I gotta feel it. [00:04:37] But I don't know about the brand cold plunge. [00:04:38] I hate it. [00:04:39] But it feels healthy. [00:04:41] It feels great. [00:04:41] It feels healthy. [00:04:42] You gotta do it. [00:04:43] You gotta goop it out. [00:04:44] And a lot of the times, maybe when I see a naked lady, I go, oh, I gotta go take a cold shower, guys, in a group of my friends. [00:04:51] Costanza. [00:04:51] Yeah, like Costanza. [00:04:53] Shrinkage.