True Anon Truth Feed - [PREVIEW] Episode 288: Falun Gong Part 3.5
Aired: 2023-05-01
Duration: 04:58


=== Met Gala Revelries (02:34) ===

[00:00:00]  Brace, what are you wearing to the Met on Monday?
[00:00:04]  You don't even fucking want to know.
[00:00:06]  I do want to know this way masking.
[00:00:08]  So you know how right now I only have two nipples, right?
[00:00:11]  And so theoretically, I mean, I have really fucked up like thumb-sized shit, so I could fit a lot of piercings on them, but it's really one nipple piercing each.
[00:00:19]  By Monday, I will have the udders of two and a half cows on straight up, front to bottom, top to bottom, basically down to the beginning of my crotchel area.
[00:00:32]  And each of those will contain about seven to eight piercings each.
[00:00:35]  Combine that with chainmail, full chainmail I'm wearing.
[00:00:41]  And of course, those devil shoes.
[00:00:43]  You know what I'm talking about?
[00:00:44]  I talked about the podcast before.
[00:00:46]  Tabbies.
[00:00:46]  I'll be wearing the devil shoes and whatever a Maxi skirt is.
[00:00:53]  But with the facial makeup of the they, them that got fired from the nuclear department for stealing luggage.
[00:01:01]  So that's kind of going up top, everything down as I described.
[00:01:06]  On my fingers, on my fingers will be what you think are Super Bowl rings, but upon closer inspection, there are Super Bowl rings from Super Bowls that haven't happened yet.
[00:01:18]  So I'm talking 2050, 2062, 2075.
[00:01:22]  Raiders versus Raiders 2.
[00:01:24]  I feel like this is a bit dated.
[00:01:47]  Adios.
[00:01:49]  Yeah.
[00:01:50]  Hey, how you doing?
[00:01:51]  What's up?
[00:01:52]  Nothing.
[00:01:53]  Do you know what Monday is?
[00:01:54]  What is Monday?
[00:01:55]  It's the first Monday in May.
[00:01:57]  Okay.
[00:01:57]  It's May Day.
[00:01:59]  Oh, yeah.
[00:02:00]  But no, it's the fucking Met Gala.
[00:02:02]  The Met Gala.
[00:02:03]  What is the Met Gala?
[00:02:04]  What?
[00:02:05]  What?
[00:02:05]  It's the Met Gala.
[00:02:06]  I don't know what you want, actually, a little bit further than that.
[00:02:07]  Wait, do you not know that's what we were talking about when we just did that bit?
[00:02:10]  What?
[00:02:10]  What is the Met?
[00:02:12]  It's an art museum?
[00:02:13]  You've never been to the Met?
[00:02:15]  No.
[00:02:16]  Why are you saying that proud?
[00:02:18]  I'm not proud.
[00:02:18]  I'm just saying no.
[00:02:19]  I'm saying it's more petulant than proud.
[00:02:21]  Why don't you go?
[00:02:22]  It's lovely.
[00:02:23]  What would I do there?
[00:02:25]  What's there?
[00:02:26]  Both of you just told me to go.
[00:02:28]  Museum.
[00:02:28]  But it's art.
[00:02:30]  Okay.
[00:02:31]  I'll go.
[00:02:32]  I'll go next week.
[00:02:33]  I'll go to the Met.

=== Why Not Go? (02:23) ===

[00:02:34]  Yeah, well, yeah.
[00:02:36]  Oh, so now I'm planning your week.
[00:02:38]  No, I need to.
[00:02:39]  You need activities, don't you?
[00:02:40]  You need activities.
[00:02:41]  I don't need activities.
[00:02:42]  I'm already, well, I'm going on Monday anyway.
[00:02:44]  You can't go on Monday.
[00:02:45]  Well, the gala is, they have a thing where like Rihanna goes.
[00:02:48]  What's the theme?
[00:02:49]  Carl Lagerfeld.
[00:02:50]  No.
[00:02:52]  I'm totally grabman.
[00:02:55]  Is that the same person?
[00:02:57]  No.
[00:02:57]  Carl Lagerfeld is.
[00:02:59]  Dead.
[00:03:00]  He's perished.
[00:03:01]  Who was the designer at Chanel for a really long time before that?
[00:03:04]  Obviously, Chloe Fendy, also namesake, Lagerfeld, line.
[00:03:08]  What?
[00:03:09]  Chloe Fendy?
[00:03:11]  No, those are two.
[00:03:12]  What's up Creation over here?
[00:03:14]  For all our listeners who are not petulant and are interested in what I'm saying.
[00:03:19]  So nobody.
[00:03:21]  Well, that's you wish.
[00:03:23]  I read the comments.
[00:03:26]  There's a great book.
[00:03:27]  I don't know if I mentioned it, but it's called The Beautiful Fall.
[00:03:30]  It's about the rivalry between St. Laurent and Lagerfeld.
[00:03:34]  And it's actually, it's a great book, and their relationship was very interesting.
[00:03:38]  And you can actually learn a lot, which is something that I like to do, unlike my compatriot across from me, whose name is Brace.
[00:03:47]  And I'm Liz.
[00:03:47]  Welcome to Trunan.
[00:03:48]  Hello.
[00:03:48]  Let me ask you something.
[00:03:50]  And Young Chomsky, producer, Young Chomsky.
[00:03:54]  Talk about Petulant.
[00:03:55]  Well, listen, who is – so Karl Lagerfeld, tall, imposing, scary homosexual.
[00:04:02]  German.
[00:04:03]  German.
[00:04:03]  Yeah.
[00:04:04]  Okay.
[00:04:05]  Well, then maybe he's not gay.
[00:04:09]  Who is the Carl Lagerfeld of today?
[00:04:12]  Who's the scariest person?
[00:04:13]  Who's irreplaceable?
[00:04:14]  But who's the scariest guy that they have in those things?
[00:04:17]  Well, it's different because no, you don't really, you don't have designers.
[00:04:20]  You have creative directors, which don't get me started on that.
[00:04:22]  out, but there's, there's, so you don't really have the kind of personalities, much like academics, actually.
[00:04:28]  You don't really have the kind of interesting and complicated and fraught personalities.
[00:04:37]  I mean, they've sort of, you know, they've designed them out.
[00:04:42]  So there isn't one?
[00:04:43]  I don't think so.
[00:04:44]  Is there room for one?
[00:04:46]  You can see where I'm going for this here.
[00:04:48]  Because I think that if I fuck with some stuff, physically speaking on my body a little bit and other things, like if I maybe grow significantly.