True Anon Truth Feed - [PREVIEW] Episode 285: War, Etc.
Aired: 2023-04-21
Duration: 04:59


=== Freaky Austin Doors (03:37) ===

[00:00:00]  Ladies and gentlemen, we are here in the live music capital of the world.
[00:00:09]  What's that?
[00:00:10]  That's just a ringtone.
[00:00:11]  That's a ringtone, but you know what?
[00:00:12]  It's a valid for me.
[00:00:13]  Yeah, War Crime is playing the Austin airport.
[00:00:15]  War Crime.
[00:00:16]  So I have played here in freaking Austin, Texas before.
[00:00:19]  Were you at South by?
[00:00:20]  You're going to South by, bro?
[00:00:23]  No.
[00:00:23]  I played at Chaos in Tajos.
[00:00:29]  It was.
[00:00:29]  It was South.
[00:00:31]  And I did poppers on stage.
[00:00:33]  And actually, Young Chomsky heard this story earlier, but I did make the misfortune of perhaps talking shit to a group of gentlemen that were not amenable to it.
[00:00:44]  And I had to be emo's, the venue put me in an emo's security shirt and walked, like, pretended like I worked there so I could walk out exit without being noticed.
[00:00:53]  They costumed you?
[00:00:54]  They costumed me.
[00:00:55]  Codename 47.
[00:00:56]  Yeah, and I, and I, Liz, I, um, I hit, I hid under a bridge like a bat.
[00:01:03]  I had to go hide under a bridge.
[00:01:04]  That's like the worst kind of Batman.
[00:01:07]  Anyways, we are back here in Austin.
[00:01:10]  Hi, my name is Brace.
[00:01:35]  Sorry, that caught me off guard because it was so fast.
[00:01:37]  Hi, my name is Brace.
[00:01:38]  I'm Liz.
[00:01:39]  Wait, I'm going to talk really quiet and slow as a, no, I'm Liz.
[00:01:47]  We are joined by producer Young Chomsky.
[00:01:48]  This is Truanon.
[00:01:49]  Hello.
[00:01:49]  Hello.
[00:01:50]  And if you are staying in the hotel room next to me, let me tell you this.
[00:01:54]  First of all, are you okay?
[00:01:56]  Well, let's do a wellness check.
[00:01:58]  I'll be honest, the first hour of crying, that was the thought in my head.
[00:02:02]  Are you okay?
[00:02:02]  Crying, screaming, really.
[00:02:04]  Screaming, crying, interesting.
[00:02:05]  Second hour, I was like, you're not okay.
[00:02:08]  Or a couple voices.
[00:02:09]  One voice.
[00:02:10]  There was other murmurs.
[00:02:12]  It sounded like there was multiple people in the hotel room.
[00:02:14]  And at first, I thought it was a couple fight.
[00:02:17]  Sure.
[00:02:18]  And then later, it might be a group of women because there are many bachelorettes in the hotel.
[00:02:24]  Thruple fight.
[00:02:26]  Could be a thruple fight.
[00:02:27]  Yeah.
[00:02:28]  And of course, I check in.
[00:02:29]  I always ask at the desk whenever I check into a hotel, are there any polycouples here?
[00:02:34]  Sure.
[00:02:34]  Are there any polycouples?
[00:02:36]  And I asked for a list.
[00:02:37]  And are they in the adjoining room?
[00:02:40]  Are they in the adjoining room?
[00:02:41]  Because you know how hotel rooms are connected often, right?
[00:02:43]  Yeah.
[00:02:44]  I'll just unlock my side.
[00:02:45]  Yeah.
[00:02:45]  Slip a note under the door.
[00:02:47]  Yeah.
[00:02:47]  And said, I'm freaky.
[00:02:48]  Neighbors.
[00:02:49]  You're welcome here.
[00:02:50]  I always do that.
[00:02:51]  I always just write a note that said, I'm freaky.
[00:02:53]  And then B and put it under the door of every hotel.
[00:02:58]  Notes.
[00:02:59]  Door of the floor.
[00:03:01]  You're just going down.
[00:03:02]  I'm freaking.
[00:03:03]  You're just saying hello to everyone you meet.
[00:03:05]  It's crazy.
[00:03:06]  The calling card is: I'm freaky.
[00:03:08]  I'm freaky.
[00:03:09]  It's crazy that the hotel for many is an erotic zone because for me, no such thing.
[00:03:15]  It's a zone to meet the people, the group of people you'll spend the rest of your life with.
[00:03:20]  And sometimes that's a through poll.
[00:03:23]  And speaking of through pools, we have a guest today.
[00:03:25]  Yes.
[00:03:26]  We actually have a little chill laid-back episode because we're on the road.
[00:03:30]  Yeah, our old friend Seth Harp is here or was here.
[00:03:33]  And you know what?
[00:03:34]  That's crazy because he's from Austin and his last name, fucking musical instrument.

=== I'm Freaky Intro (01:21) ===

[00:03:38]  Damn.
[00:03:39]  Yeah.
[00:03:50]  Actually, let me peep that score real quick.
[00:03:52]  Y'all, don't look at me.
[00:03:53]  I hope you got some kind of a cold intro planned.
[00:03:55]  I got nothing.
[00:03:56]  No, no, we're just rolling.
[00:03:57]  I'll have an intro.
[00:03:58]  Who needs an intro?
[00:03:59]  This is the intro.
[00:04:00]  We're introducing it right now.
[00:04:01]  Liz is checking the score for the Warriors game.
[00:04:03]  No, what?
[00:04:04]  The Warriors game starts later.
[00:04:06]  This is Philly Net.
[00:04:07]  So you're just, you're.
[00:04:08]  Why do you care about that?
[00:04:10]  First of all, I care about all games.
[00:04:12]  Okay, well, I don't play games famously.
[00:04:15]  Oh, yeah.
[00:04:16]  They're way up.
[00:04:17]  They're up.
[00:04:17]  Oh, yeah.
[00:04:18]  Is that good or bad?
[00:04:19]  It just is what it is.
[00:04:20]  Okay.
[00:04:21]  Well, you know what?
[00:04:22]  Liz, I'm going to stop being rude and start being real.
[00:04:25]  We are in the player's suite at the Hard Rock Hotel here in Austin, Texas.
[00:04:33]  Live music capital of the world.
[00:04:34]  And it would not be a root and toot and rock and roll good time if we didn't have a guy from Rolling Stone here.
[00:04:41]  Now, I actually haven't read anything this guy has written, but I presume it's mostly stuff about whatever the band Licky Wolf is and perhaps deep cut.
[00:04:51]  Yeah, but just it came to my head.
[00:04:55]  And also the Rolling Stones post-85 albums.