True Anon Truth Feed - ANNOUNCEMENT: Investigator Tier
Aired: 2023-04-01
Duration: 01:11:11


=== Four Years On The Couch (14:37) ===

[00:00:00]  So, Brace.
[00:00:01]  Liz.
[00:00:02]  We've been doing this for how long?
[00:00:05]  Just about four years.
[00:00:06]  That's crazy.
[00:00:07]  I know.
[00:00:07]  It's a really long time.
[00:00:08]  It'll be four years.
[00:00:10]  Whoa, that's crazy.
[00:00:11]  Wait, it'll be four years in July.
[00:00:14]  July.
[00:00:14]  Damn.
[00:00:15]  Wow.
[00:00:15]  That's crazy.
[00:00:16]  It's coming up.
[00:00:18]  My beautiful daughter is almost 10.
[00:00:21]  That would be very funny.
[00:00:23]  But, you know, I was thinking about it.
[00:00:25]  And I was thinking, one, like I said, damn, that's crazy.
[00:00:29]  But two, also, it's kind of amazing, right?
[00:00:33]  Can you believe that we've been doing this for so long?
[00:00:35]  You know what?
[00:00:36]  It is hard to, I think COVID kind of threw off my sense of time.
[00:00:39]  But it does seem, four years does seem like an extraordinary length of time.
[00:00:43]  Yeah.
[00:00:44]  And I think like, I don't know.
[00:00:46]  And this sounds like, it is corny, but, you know, I can be corny sometimes.
[00:00:50]  That's okay.
[00:00:52]  But I think that we're like very, to use the term hashtag blessed, to be doing this.
[00:00:58]  And obviously one of the reasons that we're able to keep doing this is because of our listeners.
[00:01:04]  Yeah.
[00:01:05]  I mean, it's the corny like PBS thing, right?
[00:01:07]  Supporters like you.
[00:01:08]  But it's actually true.
[00:01:09]  We are.
[00:01:10]  Yeah, no, 100%.
[00:01:11]  We're 100% subscriber supported, which is really unique.
[00:01:17]  Yeah, it's cool.
[00:01:18]  I mean, like, being in the sort of podcast market, I guess, you know what I mean, the industry that we're in.
[00:01:24]  The general way that people make a living doing shows like this is doing ads and like, you know, maybe paid guests in some, you know, some different shows.
[00:01:34]  But for us, it's just 100%, you know, listener donations.
[00:01:38]  And it's, we're really, really, like, blessed.
[00:01:41]  Yeah, I mean, I want to say too, like, I don't know if you mind me saying that if you do, we can cut it.
[00:01:46]  So just let me know.
[00:01:47]  But like, we have been under some pressure to do ads.
[00:01:52]  Yeah.
[00:01:53]  It's definitely been floated to us and we've really resisted it.
[00:01:57]  Absolutely.
[00:01:57]  Because of that reason, like we feel very strongly about being listener supported and we really like the kind of community that we've built.
[00:02:03]  I mean, I know it's like we kind of like, you know, rag on the listeners sometimes.
[00:02:07]  We have to make jokes, da-da-da.
[00:02:09]  But like, no, like you guys are important to us.
[00:02:11]  Yeah.
[00:02:12]  And so we're kind of like looking at this year, coming up on four years and kind of looking at, you know, what we've been doing with the show, where we've taken the show where we want to take the show.
[00:02:24]  Right.
[00:02:25]  And one of the things that we have been really kind of thinking about, kicking the old can around about, is like, how can we kind of like give something back to our listeners?
[00:02:35]  Like, what other stuff can we offer, right?
[00:02:38]  No, I mean, that's something that we've been trying to figure out for a long time, right?
[00:02:42]  Because like the general way the podcast has been since we started is that we release one free episode a week and one paid episode a week, like a bonus episode.
[00:02:49]  And like week is, you know, really.
[00:02:51]  Well, I mean, what is a week, right?
[00:02:53]  Certainly a social control.
[00:02:54]  The French, in fact, tried to make a new week during their revolution there.
[00:02:58]  And we have sort of attempted something similar to that in our weekly schedule.
[00:03:03]  No, but all jokes aside, we really do try.
[00:03:06]  I mean, we like sticking to that schedule.
[00:03:08]  I think we've been doing a pretty good job since we got back from tour stuff, actually.
[00:03:11]  Absolutely.
[00:03:11]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:03:12]  And I will say, though, like one thing that we talk a lot about on the show is that people often feel really alienated and they feel really like, you know, oh, the world is changing so much.
[00:03:24]  And I just feel like so outside of society, like disconnected from things.
[00:03:27]  And like oftentimes, you know, they'll view media that they consume, like sometimes like us, as, you know, like a part of their lives.
[00:03:35]  And we take that seriously.
[00:03:36]  Yeah.
[00:03:38]  And because of that, we were thinking of like, well, what more different kinds of shows could we do here?
[00:03:43]  And one thing we actually have pretty unique insight about is actually how podcasts, especially this podcast, get made.
[00:03:50]  So we're going to be trying something a little bit different today.
[00:03:54]  Today is a little bit of a preview kind of teaser episode for something that we are working on or have been working on and is going to be hitting the Patreon shelves pretty soon.
[00:04:05]  You know, we get a lot of questions like, what do you guys like when the microphones turn off?
[00:04:09]  Or what happened there behind the scenes on that episode?
[00:04:13]  What was that edit maybe?
[00:04:15]  Especially the Norman Finkelstein episodes.
[00:04:18]  And we figured, hell, why not pull back the curtain a little bit?
[00:04:21]  Yeah.
[00:04:22]  So we're so excited.
[00:04:23]  We're going to start offering a new subscription tier.
[00:04:26]  Yes.
[00:04:26]  So for $20 a month, you'll get extra bonus episodes.
[00:04:31]  Weekly, a look back by us on us.
[00:04:37]  No, it's great.
[00:04:38]  I mean, it's kind of like a look in the mirror, but the mirror shows you the past, right?
[00:04:42]  And I think what we're doing is like, you know, we always try to sort of stretch the boundaries here at the show, right?
[00:04:47]  We've done some pretty experimental recordings before.
[00:04:50]  And I think what we're going to offer is the first sort of director's commentary style look actually at our own podcast, right?
[00:04:57]  Because four years is a lot of ground to cover.
[00:04:59]  A lot of things have happened.
[00:05:00]  We got a new Liz.
[00:05:02]  At one point, I got.
[00:05:04]  Well, you had COVID like six times.
[00:05:06]  Well, yeah.
[00:05:06]  And then I just, I got some, what people didn't term medically necessary, but for me was sort of sexually necessary surgery.
[00:05:14]  And like a lot has changed kind of behind the scenes here.
[00:05:17]  And we want to show you, like, hell, what is going on behind the scenes, right?
[00:05:21]  Take a little camcorder behind the big cameras.
[00:05:25]  Yeah.
[00:05:26]  So first up, we've got to look back at our first episode, our very first episode, the Ep Files.
[00:05:33]  And man, I got a lot to say.
[00:05:35]  I was listening back just a little bit ago.
[00:05:38]  And wow, what a doozy.
[00:05:41]  All right, guys.
[00:05:41]  Let's try this out.
[00:05:43]  Let's roll the tape.
[00:05:52]  Can we start?
[00:05:53]  Let's fucking start.
[00:05:54]  Let's just go for it.
[00:05:55]  We're rolling.
[00:05:55]  Okay.
[00:05:56]  Wow.
[00:05:57]  First Young Chomsky reference.
[00:05:58]  There we go.
[00:06:00]  Okay, welcome to the True Anon podcast, where we explore the intersection between the CI Jeffrey Epstein.
[00:06:06]  Just like it was yesterday.
[00:06:07]  Crime.
[00:06:08]  Oh, my God.
[00:06:09]  You loved saying crime.
[00:06:10]  I love saying crimes.
[00:06:12]  Hi.
[00:06:12]  Okay.
[00:06:13]  Welcome to the True Answer.
[00:06:14]  You know, it's interesting.
[00:06:15]  We sort of do the cold open format now, but this was really us kind of like stumbling around, not really knowing what we were doing, and frankly, just opening up with our names.
[00:06:24]  Yeah.
[00:06:24]  Very rare these days.
[00:06:26]  Exactly.
[00:06:26]  My name is Brace, not a pedophile.
[00:06:28]  In fact, a pedohunter.
[00:06:29]  There we go.
[00:06:30]  I was you really dropped the pedo hunter thing.
[00:06:32]  Yeah.
[00:06:33]  Well, court case.
[00:06:35]  Everything that we talk about here is allegedly the truth.
[00:06:42]  Yeah, we definitely kept that one.
[00:06:44]  But you know what?
[00:06:44]  That's always a great trick.
[00:06:46]  Allegedly?
[00:06:46]  Allegedly.
[00:06:47]  There was a recent court case in, or a sheriff arrested a guy for saying he was going to kill him in Minecraft on 4chan.
[00:06:55]  Really?
[00:06:55]  And so allegedly, that defense seems a little flimsier to me now.
[00:06:59]  By the way, when I was in the subway over here, the guy next to me, huge McDonald's bag, just scrolling, typing non-stop on Overwatch Discord.
[00:07:08]  Allegedly real.
[00:07:10]  Yeah.
[00:07:11]  It's all true.
[00:07:14]  Different mix.
[00:07:15]  Wow.
[00:07:15]  Different mix.
[00:07:16]  Different mix.
[00:07:17]  When did you redo the mix?
[00:07:21]  You took away the drums?
[00:07:24]  Yeah.
[00:07:25]  I do remember walking in and you were like, I got to try this out.
[00:07:28]  What do you guys think of this?
[00:07:29]  Because you wanted to name the show the Ep Files.
[00:07:33]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:07:34]  And I was like, no.
[00:07:36]  We are calling our subject matter here the Ep Files.
[00:07:39]  There we go.
[00:07:43]  Now we're just doing files kind of these days.
[00:07:48]  It's beyond Epstein.
[00:07:50]  We were sitting on Young Chomsky's couch, remember?
[00:07:52]  Actually, I think I was on his bed.
[00:07:54]  No, I was on the couch.
[00:07:55]  I was on the couch for sure before I moved to the, and you were on the bed.
[00:07:58]  Yes.
[00:07:59]  CIA.
[00:08:00]  That's true.
[00:08:00]  Yeah.
[00:08:01]  First echo.
[00:08:02]  It was, it was, it was, so to set the scene for our listeners a little bit here, Young Chomsky lived in one of the darkest apartments I've ever been to.
[00:08:10]  Oh my god, it was so dark.
[00:08:12]  It was very dark.
[00:08:14]  And not just because of the like in my head, very tall, like velvet drapes.
[00:08:24]  Yeah, you would.
[00:08:24]  Did you have velvet drapes?
[00:08:25]  He said, he had blackout curtains on the floor.
[00:08:29]  Well, blackouts are spiritually velvet.
[00:08:32]  They are spiritually velvet.
[00:08:33]  But yeah, it was a very small apartment with a couch on it.
[00:08:38]  We've referenced this a couple times on the show.
[00:08:41]  In fact, one day my phone fell out of my pocket.
[00:08:43]  Well, you can't wait because you have to wait.
[00:08:45]  Because when we'll talk about that on the director's commentary for the episode, when it happens.
[00:08:50]  Yeah, that was until Faust came.
[00:08:52]  R.I.P., by the way.
[00:08:53]  Which was the first episode that we did that wasn't about Epstein.
[00:08:56]  That's true.
[00:08:56]  Yeah, they are really gonna come up a lot in this.
[00:09:01]  So I hope you're prepared.
[00:09:02]  This things are moving quickly.
[00:09:04]  Boy, I didn't really know how to talk very well back then.
[00:09:06]  A lot of things come to light very soon.
[00:09:09]  We've already been doing pretty good.
[00:09:11]  I remember sitting there and being like, wow, he really knows how to do this.
[00:09:15]  Yeah.
[00:09:15]  I was very nervous.
[00:09:17]  I asked my dad for five minutes of tips about.
[00:09:19]  Oh, my God.
[00:09:20]  Did you really?
[00:09:20]  Yeah.
[00:09:21]  Well, that's where I learned what dead air is.
[00:09:23]  Actually, I knew what that was.
[00:09:26]  And Epstein is currently in Hawk right now.
[00:09:29]  Yes, this is when Epstein was in jail.
[00:09:32]  Right?
[00:09:32]  Should we give a little background about what's going on?
[00:09:36]  About the line of Little St. James?
[00:09:39]  Yeah, go for it.
[00:09:41]  Okay, I'll start.
[00:09:42]  So I was so nervous.
[00:09:44]  I was like, okay, you do it.
[00:09:45]  Yeah, I gotta go for it.
[00:09:46]  I know.
[00:09:46]  I feel like I've talked the whole episode so far.
[00:09:49]  That's because I was so nervous.
[00:09:50]  This wasn't a good episode to do director's commentary on.
[00:09:53]  No, it's it's it's given a job at a high school called Dalton, which is very fancy.
[00:10:01]  I think right now it's like $50,000.
[00:10:04]  Okay, we need to talk about the elephant.
[00:10:06]  I was just about to say that there is an elephant in this room.
[00:10:09]  Why is my voice different?
[00:10:11]  Now, listen, I have some theories, but I want to hear your theories first.
[00:10:16]  All right, my theory is we're in a circle of trust here, right?
[00:10:21]  Well, and we're being recorded, but yes, yeah, but physically, like, you're not going to hurt me.
[00:10:26]  Well, yeah, I'm not, I'm small and weak.
[00:10:29]  Yeah.
[00:10:29]  But you're not going to.
[00:10:30]  Okay, so my theory is.
[00:10:34]  Yeah.
[00:10:34]  But he was.
[00:10:35]  There's a new Liz.
[00:10:36]  Oh, that's your theory?
[00:10:37]  Yeah.
[00:10:38]  My theory is you got replaced.
[00:10:39]  By Lou.
[00:10:40]  I kind of think of like, you guys ever.
[00:10:43]  By you.
[00:10:44]  You received me before.
[00:10:45]  Well, old Liz.
[00:10:46]  Wait, am I like a replicant?
[00:10:50]  Yeah, something like that.
[00:10:51]  Yeah.
[00:10:52]  Young Chomsky's eyebrow just raised, and he actually thought about it.
[00:10:55]  I mean, I don't know.
[00:10:56]  He's talking about the mechanics of it.
[00:10:57]  He's like, well, when you put it that way.
[00:10:58]  I mean, just like, imagine it from my point of view, listeners.
[00:11:02]  It's like one day, you know, you're going to work, you've been talking to this woman, same voice.
[00:11:06]  I've known Liz for a long time, same voice, same voice.
[00:11:08]  And then one day it's different, and then she tells you, no, you're being crazy.
[00:11:12]  You're being crazy.
[00:11:13]  I will say that early on, people were making fun of me for my voice, and Heather Fedua Alan Greenberg shout out to Heather came to my defense and said, Liz has always talked that way.
[00:11:24]  You guys have always talked fucked up.
[00:11:25]  That's true.
[00:11:27]  So I'm going to throw a couple things out there as explanations.
[00:11:31]  One, real basic.
[00:11:32]  We got different mics.
[00:11:33]  Different rooms.
[00:11:34]  Different mics.
[00:11:34]  Different sounds.
[00:11:35]  Yeah.
[00:11:36]  About like real quickly into the podcast, we started recording remotely because of COVID, which kind of changed a bunch of stuff.
[00:11:43]  Second of all, I was very nervous.
[00:11:45]  I talked differently.
[00:11:46]  Third of all, I was smoking back then.
[00:11:48]  It's true.
[00:11:49]  She smoked like a fucking chimney.
[00:11:51]  I did.
[00:11:51]  I smoked a lot, but I don't smoke anymore.
[00:11:53]  It's been about two years since I quit smoking.
[00:11:55]  Thank you.
[00:11:59]  Also, I think I did change my voice a little bit.
[00:12:03]  I think you modulated your voice.
[00:12:04]  But I think, have I ever done my Drew Barrymore impression for you?
[00:12:07]  No, hit me with it now.
[00:12:09]  Okay, let's see if I can still do it.
[00:12:11]  She talks fucked up.
[00:12:12]  Someone posted this.
[00:12:13]  She talks out of the side of her mouth, and I think I was kind of doing this.
[00:12:15]  If it was like an affectation I had, right?
[00:12:17]  Where it's like, she kind of goes, I'm not Josie Grossy anymore.
[00:12:23]  Oh my God.
[00:12:23]  Oh, I wish this was videotaped.
[00:12:26]  Cover girl, lash blast mascara.
[00:12:28]  It's like a blast for your lashes.
[00:12:30]  Liz is doing the.
[00:12:32]  I was like, can you hear there's like a lith.
[00:12:34]  Yeah.
[00:12:34]  There was like something I was doing.
[00:12:37]  Yeah, but I don't know why I changed or why I dropped that.
[00:12:41]  And I don't know when or how that happened.
[00:12:45]  Yes.
[00:12:45]  But it did.
[00:12:46]  And like the girls are branded.
[00:12:49]  Also, I was replaced by a replicant.
[00:12:51]  Well, so that's like kind of my theory on this, right?
[00:12:55]  It's because like you ever think.
[00:12:57]  So I just explained all of the kind of voice, and you said you hear it, and you're saying that your take is that I was replaced.
[00:13:02]  Yeah, that sounds like fake to me, what you just said.
[00:13:05]  So my thing is, is like, you know how like sometimes you think, well, you're a replicant, so probably this might not occur to you.
[00:13:12]  Well, I know, but I don't know I'm a replicant.
[00:13:14]  To me, a replicant is just a human.
[00:13:16]  Yeah.
[00:13:16]  Right?
[00:13:16]  Yeah.
[00:13:18]  But you're just nodding along like a human being.
[00:13:21]  You're saying a replicant is just a human?
[00:13:22]  Young chaps.
[00:13:23]  They think of themselves.
[00:13:24]  They do think of themselves, but sometimes they realize they're not human, but they still want to feel love.
[00:13:29]  Yeah, well, okay.
[00:13:30]  What I'm saying here is sometimes, as a human, as somebody know of, I know I'm a human.
[00:13:35]  I have memories, Liz.
[00:13:36]  I have memories.
[00:13:37]  I have memories.
[00:13:38]  Yeah, but your memories were implanted.
[00:13:40]  My memories are real.
[00:13:42]  You don't know that.
[00:13:42]  Why would you implant the memories that I have?
[00:13:44]  You don't know that.
[00:13:45]  Who would come up with those memories?
[00:13:47]  A really good hand.
[00:13:48]  What I'm saying is, sometimes I think I'm actually the only real person in the world.
[00:13:52]  And that sometimes, like, when I close a door, everything that existed outside didn't happen.
[00:13:58]  And kind of everybody, like, if I hurt somebody or something, like punch somebody or like hit someone with a car, it's like, it's fucked up.
[00:14:04]  Like, my brain's sort of tricking me into thinking it's real, but it's not actually real.
[00:14:08]  Like, they're a robot.
[00:14:10]  Israel, yes.
[00:14:11]  And so, like, that's kind of.
[00:14:12]  Yes, the country, allegedly.
[00:14:14]  Wow.
[00:14:15]  First mention of Israel.
[00:14:17]  Early Israel joke.
[00:14:19]  Israel, allegedly a country.
[00:14:20]  And I gotta say it.
[00:14:21]  That's up there with.
[00:14:23]  Oh, wait, no, that was Taiwan.
[00:14:24]  That's the Ukraine of China.
[00:14:25]  Yes.
[00:14:25]  Well, Israel is really the California of the Middle East.
[00:14:31]  So I will say this.
[00:14:33]  True or not.
[00:14:34]  We have not gotten a lot of press.
[00:14:35]  I also believe.
[00:14:36]  I don't think we've had any.

=== Emergency Call Procedures (15:13) ===

[00:14:37]  We have had one major outlet write about us.
[00:14:40]  But yes.
[00:14:41]  The Daily Beast, which called us anti-Semitic, because the guy clearly fucking cocks like a motherfucker.
[00:14:47]  I can't remember his name, but he's a fucking dead man.
[00:14:50]  Oh, it's the guy who's always doing crazy money.
[00:14:54]  I don't know.
[00:14:54]  Yeah, he's like red brown tweeting paper shit.
[00:14:58]  Anyways, call this anti-Semitic for this episode.
[00:15:02]  This one?
[00:15:03]  This one.
[00:15:03]  Oh, that's right, because he also said that Matt Christman was a host.
[00:15:06]  And it was very clear that he had only listened.
[00:15:09]  Like, he was just like, all right, time to find out if this podcast is anti-Semitic.
[00:15:12]  Let's fire up the first episode.
[00:15:14]  We've done episodes about Israel.
[00:15:17]  We did an episode.
[00:15:18]  Liz and I thought the protocols the Elders Design were real until like three months ago.
[00:15:22]  I mean, we were just doing a report.
[00:15:24]  Yeah.
[00:15:24]  I'm sorry I didn't finish reading the Wikipedia page.
[00:15:26]  Oh, you're not allowed to read like the text.
[00:15:28]  I'm sorry.
[00:15:29]  I'm saying, obviously, you know, maybe it is fake, but somebody wrote it.
[00:15:34]  So it's real to that person.
[00:15:36]  It's much like my memories.
[00:15:38]  It's true.
[00:15:38]  Epstein comes into this ownership of this mansion and a lot of other Les Wexner stuff.
[00:15:43]  In fact, he seems to be like become a billionaire just by managing another billion.
[00:15:48]  They're gay together.
[00:15:49]  Yeah, they are.
[00:15:50]  We're not even joking there.
[00:15:51]  We have heard that from so many people.
[00:15:53]  But so many people.
[00:15:53]  You know what I was thinking about today?
[00:15:55]  What?
[00:15:55]  It's crazy that what's her name named the book Broke Back Mountain?
[00:15:59]  Just like the past two.
[00:16:02]  Literally being like, hey, how did that happen?
[00:16:04]  Why?
[00:16:06]  That name goes so hard.
[00:16:08]  That's great.
[00:16:11]  I thought it was like something that I didn't know was a reference.
[00:16:14]  You just think it's a good name.
[00:16:15]  No, I'm just like, damn.
[00:16:17]  That's crazy.
[00:16:18]  That was great.
[00:16:20]  Layout Epstein's arrest.
[00:16:23]  Multiple arrests.
[00:16:24]  Multiple arrests.
[00:16:26]  Multiple.
[00:16:26]  Wait, let me try to do it.
[00:16:27]  And that's in Palm Beach.
[00:16:28]  That's in Palm Beach.
[00:16:30]  Oh, my God.
[00:16:31]  Wow.
[00:16:32]  You know, people call me an idiot.
[00:16:34]  You're right.
[00:16:34]  This is so when Liz, when Liz and I fully went into our roles of Liz is the smart one and I'm the crazy one, she had to modulate her voice.
[00:16:43]  We do reverse on that plenty, though.
[00:16:46]  Yeah.
[00:16:47]  Well, that's because I'm only listening.
[00:16:50]  Jewish men have had it too good too long.
[00:16:52]  There needs to be some dumb ones, okay?
[00:16:54]  2005 money, too.
[00:16:56]  It's not like, we're not talking like the 70s here.
[00:16:58]  That is the 70s here.
[00:17:00]  That's how I kind of thought.
[00:17:01]  I love that we're like trying to be like real.
[00:17:03]  We're like, oh, we got to really cover all of this.
[00:17:06]  I believe, of parents kind of like finding out that their daughters in Palm Beach are involved with this.
[00:17:10]  See, your voice is different too.
[00:17:12]  It's higher.
[00:17:13]  Yeah, that's because I was in.
[00:17:15]  How old am I?
[00:17:16]  33?
[00:17:16]  I was 29 back then.
[00:17:18]  It changed when I hit 30.
[00:17:20]  About this is when the case starts.
[00:17:21]  Also, young child didn't know how to record.
[00:17:23]  Yeah.
[00:17:23]  You know that when I was younger?
[00:17:25]  You know, like the phrase balls drop?
[00:17:28]  I thought your balls physically, like one day, like you're like fell.
[00:17:32]  Yeah.
[00:17:32]  Wait, they don't, actually.
[00:17:33]  Wait, they don't?
[00:17:34]  Yeah.
[00:17:35]  They descend, but is it like, isn't it a gradual process?
[00:17:37]  Yeah.
[00:17:38]  I thought it happened like overnight.
[00:17:40]  I thought like one day, like, I thought one day.
[00:17:42]  It's like the male period and it just happens.
[00:17:44]  Like when you hit one of those like test your strength things at the county fair, like the weight that goes up and down.
[00:17:50]  Yeah.
[00:17:51]  Get involved at some point.
[00:17:53]  And the every day we record in this fucking studio, there's a guy above us hammering.
[00:17:58]  I don't know what this guy's burning up.
[00:17:59]  What is he hammering?
[00:18:00]  Listeners.
[00:18:01]  What is he hammering?
[00:18:01]  I don't know if you guys are here.
[00:18:02]  Young Chomsky, I think, edits it out pretty good.
[00:18:04]  But this guy is fucking hammering.
[00:18:07]  I hope he's making a fucking coffin because I'm about to fucking bury him.
[00:18:11]  Jesus Christ.
[00:18:12]  But this is textbook honey pot stuff.
[00:18:15]  Isn't Matt Chrisman on this episode?
[00:18:18]  At some point.
[00:18:20]  We just really got the guy.
[00:18:22]  You know what?
[00:18:22]  Shout out Matt Christmas for coming on the first episode.
[00:18:24]  Yeah, that was very cool.
[00:18:27]  Epstein's defense attorney is included Alan Dershowitz.
[00:18:31]  Oh, for y'all, first mention of Dershowitz on the show.
[00:18:34]  We have Ken Starr, who you might remember.
[00:18:37]  Ken Starr.
[00:18:38]  Forgot about him.
[00:18:38]  Crazy.
[00:18:39]  Have your last name be Star, huh?
[00:18:41]  Two R's.
[00:18:43]  Weird thing about Bill Clinton.
[00:18:44]  He also put a cigar up.
[00:18:46]  Yep.
[00:18:46]  My first mention of that.
[00:18:47]  I probably mentioned Bill Clinton.
[00:18:48]  I think you have mentioned Bitstay.
[00:18:50]  I put that in.
[00:18:51]  Every time we talk about Bill Clinton, I can't.
[00:18:52]  I'm sorry.
[00:18:53]  How crazy is it to put a cigar up a vagina?
[00:18:57]  First of all, it's not as crazy as then everyone knowing about it.
[00:19:00]  That's the crazy part.
[00:19:02]  Never people do a lot of crazy things.
[00:19:04]  Never bust it.
[00:19:04]  The problem was it getting all out there.
[00:19:06]  It's getting all out.
[00:19:07]  Well, he got it all out there.
[00:19:08]  Investigation, crucially, never goes anywhere.
[00:19:11]  You sound like you're 14.
[00:19:14]  Indictment that they never present to a grand jury.
[00:19:17]  It's from the FBI.
[00:19:18]  Wow.
[00:19:18]  Wow.
[00:19:19]  This is when the FBI.
[00:19:20]  But it's also me not comfortable.
[00:19:22]  Yeah.
[00:19:24]  And this is when our good friend who you might know of.
[00:19:27]  Oh, my God.
[00:19:28]  I'm a different person.
[00:19:30]  That sounds sane.
[00:19:30]  Alex Acosta?
[00:19:34]  I cannot believe that people listen to this episode to this day and are like, I need to continue listening to this podcast.
[00:19:39]  That's crazy.
[00:19:39]  Because we've talked about this before.
[00:19:40]  Sometimes people.
[00:19:41]  This episode sucks.
[00:19:43]  I've listened to.
[00:19:44]  I've listened to it.
[00:19:44]  It's so bad.
[00:19:45]  People will be like, I listened from the beginning.
[00:19:48]  They'll have started listening two years ago.
[00:19:50]  I listened from the beginning.
[00:19:51]  Bro, I would.
[00:19:52]  That was Alex Acosta for the labor section.
[00:19:54]  I'm not going to finish that thought because please do that.
[00:19:56]  Labor secretary.
[00:19:58]  Negotiate.
[00:19:58]  I'm going to figure this shit out.
[00:19:59]  A plea to you.
[00:20:00]  Yeah, well, it was your first time editing a podcast.
[00:20:02]  I was like, unprecedented.
[00:20:04]  Yeah.
[00:20:04]  Oh, well, there's a lot of people.
[00:20:05]  You can probably edit the whole episode out.
[00:20:07]  It's so bad.
[00:20:08]  That's true.
[00:20:09]  I also do that.
[00:20:09]  To Epstein.
[00:20:10]  I think it's good.
[00:20:11]  I mean, we were just, you know, we were kids back then, you know?
[00:20:14]  Like, you know what?
[00:20:15]  I was 14.
[00:20:16]  Your balls had to descend back.
[00:20:17]  My balls hadn't descended.
[00:20:18]  My balls, frankly, still.
[00:20:20]  I mean, I've been told X-rays?
[00:20:23]  I've been told they're near my nipples.
[00:20:25]  They're near my nipples.
[00:20:26]  They refuse to drop.
[00:20:27]  They form sort of what the doctors call an internal titty that presses up.
[00:20:31]  In fact, I could die from it because if my balls get bigger, they could impede the workings of my heart valves.
[00:20:38]  You could cut those off.
[00:20:40]  My brain is so fucked up.
[00:20:42]  The first thought I just had was, he got the balls.
[00:20:48]  He's got their balls in him.
[00:20:49]  He does.
[00:20:50]  You know, I do.
[00:20:52]  I got them motherfucking balls in there.
[00:20:54]  Yeah.
[00:20:55]  Chomsky does.
[00:20:56]  That's my favorite meme.
[00:20:58]  You got that dog name.
[00:20:59]  I love it.
[00:21:00]  Because it's all over at BA Twitter all the time.
[00:21:02]  Oh, yeah.
[00:21:07]  Your Honor, it's not his fault.
[00:21:10]  He just got them balls in there.
[00:21:11]  I did eat balls with you guys.
[00:21:14]  I ate a whole tray of bread.
[00:21:16]  You made us go to that shitty restaurant.
[00:21:17]  I didn't make us go to that shitty restaurant.
[00:21:19]  That was just the only restaurant that served balls.
[00:21:22]  And I wanted balls.
[00:21:23]  Those things are related.
[00:21:25]  Because I'm not sure that that woman was a prostitute.
[00:21:27]  He wanted what?
[00:21:28]  Was a prostitute.
[00:21:29]  No, that's not really what it seems like.
[00:21:31]  It's coming up.
[00:21:32]  It's crazy that that's a titanital.
[00:21:33]  She wasn't a sex worker.
[00:21:34]  There we go.
[00:21:36]  Yeah.
[00:21:41]  So he pleads guilty.
[00:21:42]  Oh my God.
[00:21:42]  This episode is unlistenable.
[00:21:45]  We're listening to it now.
[00:21:46]  Yeah, I don't want to anymore.
[00:21:49]  It's for the player circle.
[00:21:50]  Serves what, 13 months?
[00:21:52]  Does serve lucky 13.
[00:21:53]  Lucky 13 and like with like television access.
[00:21:57]  I'm surprised I didn't reference that shitty bar on Market Street.
[00:22:00]  I think I did that in a lot of time.
[00:22:01]  Did it?
[00:22:02]  It's like Rockabilly's dead.
[00:22:05]  Yeah.
[00:22:05]  So this is all what happened about 10, a little more than 10 years ago.
[00:22:10]  Yes.
[00:22:11]  So now I can't believe they let me do a podcast with a 12-year-old girl.
[00:22:15]  I can't believe that people are like, I can't wait to have more of this.
[00:22:19]  Well, I think the thing is, I don't think there's a lot of girls in podcasts.
[00:22:23]  Well, I guess there are, but just there were only three others at the time.
[00:22:27]  That's all dead now.
[00:22:31]  I feel like when the podcast really starts getting going is when Epstein died.
[00:22:36]  You remember when we did that episode?
[00:22:37]  Maybe we should save this for when we record the director's commentary for the LA episode, which, man, that'll be a quick one to do.
[00:22:44]  The LA episode?
[00:22:45]  I was in L.A.
[00:22:46]  Oh.
[00:22:47]  When Epstein died.
[00:22:48]  Yes.
[00:22:48]  Was killed.
[00:22:49]  Yeah.
[00:22:49]  I remember because I was in my friend Caitlin.
[00:22:52]  I had a murder crossover event.
[00:22:54]  Exactly.
[00:22:55]  I actually was.
[00:22:56]  And she was making fun of me.
[00:22:56]  She was like, you have to emergency pod.
[00:22:58]  And I was like, I know.
[00:23:00]  Have we done any other emergency podcasts?
[00:23:02]  My ass is too.
[00:23:03]  I'm not.
[00:23:03]  What kind of other emergency?
[00:23:05]  What could be so important?
[00:23:06]  I don't get out of bed for anything less than Netanyahu being shot.
[00:23:10]  That would be a good one.
[00:23:11]  That would be.
[00:23:14]  We'd lose a lot of sponsorships.
[00:23:15]  Just to be clear.
[00:23:16]  40 girls?
[00:23:19]  Something like that.
[00:23:20]  That is a huge number.
[00:23:22]  That is a huge number.
[00:23:25]  Man, just like not knowing what to do.
[00:23:27]  Waiting to get Matt on to like just take reins.
[00:23:30]  Behind the curtain on that is I actually didn't know there were numbers that were bigger than 75 back then.
[00:23:34]  Interesting.
[00:23:34]  And so that was.
[00:23:35]  You thought all numbers dropped.
[00:23:37]  Yeah, I thought it was mostly negative.
[00:23:39]  And so to me, this is actually a revelation.
[00:23:41]  They actually said they were noticeably underage, which means they wouldn't say that unless they could tell.
[00:23:46]  Yeah.
[00:23:49]  They found in a safe a ton of CDs, which we then saw.
[00:23:54]  We did, we eventually saw the CDs.
[00:23:56]  Wow.
[00:23:57]  At the trial.
[00:23:58]  Well, saw the name photos of them.
[00:24:01]  You know, I got, did I show you?
[00:24:03]  I got the cover of the New York Post of Press.
[00:24:06]  When did she go to restaurant?
[00:24:07]  I got that frame.
[00:24:08]  Really?
[00:24:08]  Yeah, but now I see Ghelane and Jeffries' face in my office every day, which was maybe a little short-sighted on my part.
[00:24:15]  I tried to go to the SBF hearing.
[00:24:17]  Oh, yeah.
[00:24:17]  Jacob invited me.
[00:24:19]  Or he was like, come meet me.
[00:24:21]  Let's get you a coffee.
[00:24:23]  It was 20 minutes long, and so I missed it.
[00:24:25]  I was like, I'm going to be an hour late.
[00:24:27]  Why did you show up an hour late?
[00:24:28]  Well, I didn't.
[00:24:29]  No, he texted me after 20 minutes.
[00:24:31]  He's like, it's done.
[00:24:31]  Well, dude, they made fucking SBF flat from California for it.
[00:24:35]  20 minutes?
[00:24:36]  And they made you come from Brooklyn.
[00:24:38]  Yeah.
[00:24:39]  Well, I hadn't even made out of the train yet, but then I just went back.
[00:24:41]  Jesus Christ, dude.
[00:24:43]  I didn't know.
[00:24:44]  It was last minute.
[00:24:45]  I got to get a watch.
[00:24:47]  Location or residence listed as in Saudi Arabia.
[00:24:50]  The Kingdom of Saudi Arabia.
[00:24:53]  This is awful.
[00:24:54]  I love this.
[00:24:55]  Oh, my God.
[00:24:55]  Dude, I miss.
[00:24:56]  I would like to think that I've gotten better at.
[00:24:59]  To me, it's just like France, Spain.
[00:25:02]  I like you, but I sometimes miss the woman that you killed and took her life.
[00:25:07]  Because that was like.
[00:25:09]  Obviously, I don't know what happened between you guys that made you feel like you needed to do that.
[00:25:12]  But she was clearly much weaker than I. Obviously, physically so.
[00:25:17]  Yeah.
[00:25:17]  And she couldn't.
[00:25:18]  She couldn't fit back.
[00:25:20]  That sounds great.
[00:25:20]  Yeah.
[00:25:21]  And that means that's the lesson for you, kids.
[00:25:23]  Don't smoke.
[00:25:24]  If you make a replaced by a replicant.
[00:25:26]  Whoever did the replicant of Liz, if you do want to meet, please remove my internal ball.
[00:25:33]  He was denied bail on the 18th, right?
[00:25:37]  Just the other day.
[00:25:38]  And so my man is sitting awake.
[00:25:41]  I'm so embarrassed about this whole thing.
[00:25:44]  And yet this recording exists and people listen to it every day.
[00:25:47]  It's one of our most listened to episodes.
[00:25:48]  I think it's our most listened to episode.
[00:25:50]  That's so awful.
[00:25:51]  We should change that.
[00:25:53]  He's unable to bring it up.
[00:25:54]  A quarter of a million plays on SoundCloud List.
[00:25:56]  Oh my God.
[00:25:58]  They're also unable to bring you the truth.
[00:25:59]  Well, clearly they liked something.
[00:26:01]  Working for Island Dershaw, which Jeffrey Epstein's lawyer, allegedly, in Alex Jones' case, because he's used as a limited hangout by the FBI to feed you false information next to true information to smear environmentalists, etc.
[00:26:13]  Only we are untouched.
[00:26:15]  Wow, we should have kept going and talking shit on other people more often.
[00:26:18]  We should do that.
[00:26:19]  What are you talking about?
[00:26:19]  We do that all the time.
[00:26:21]  Today's guest, we have a very special one intimately involved with the upper class New York Circle of, you know.
[00:26:31]  And that was pretty good.
[00:26:33]  You know what?
[00:26:33]  I gotta say.
[00:26:35]  You've gotten better at finishing the thoughts.
[00:26:37]  No, that wasn't.
[00:26:37]  I don't know.
[00:26:38]  Comedically timed, that was pretty good.
[00:26:40]  Saying, you know, QAnon, et cetera, is always the classic.
[00:26:44]  Yeah.
[00:26:44]  Pretty much everything else, The Ep Files contains the EP file.
[00:26:51]  You were really pushing that one.
[00:26:52]  It was good.
[00:26:52]  I thought it was.
[00:26:56]  Oh, this is how we had to call people.
[00:26:58]  Oh, my God.
[00:26:58]  Would we do this through Google?
[00:27:00]  Google Voice.
[00:27:00]  We did it through Google Voice.
[00:27:04]  Hello?
[00:27:05]  Hey.
[00:27:07]  Oh, hell yes.
[00:27:09]  We're rolling, baby.
[00:27:09]  We're good.
[00:27:10]  Man, you didn't cut any of those.
[00:27:12]  Nips are hard as ice sticks.
[00:27:14]  Now, you know what we do now, little peek behind the curtain.
[00:27:17]  Now we do it through a computer program.
[00:27:20]  Well, now what we do is we just cut and paste everything that the guest says and reorder it so they say what we want them to do.
[00:27:26]  Well, we run it through an AI script.
[00:27:27]  Yeah.
[00:27:28]  Yeah, absolutely.
[00:27:29]  And he will be joining us to discuss Gladio, Mark Dutreaux.
[00:27:33]  We talked about that in this episode?
[00:27:35]  What the fuck am I?
[00:27:36]  What the fuck?
[00:27:37]  I'm doing good.
[00:27:38]  So you went down to the courthouse the other day, right?
[00:27:41]  Yeah.
[00:27:43]  I didn't really know the whole ins and outs of the process, so I didn't realize that there was some sort of a side door that you could go through.
[00:27:52]  Oh, down at the bottom.
[00:27:54]  Oh, you know what I'm talking about?
[00:27:55]  That little freaky door?
[00:27:56]  Yeah, we weren't usually allowed to go through that door.
[00:27:58]  No, we had to get through the front.
[00:28:00]  The helpful men ushered us in.
[00:28:02]  Yeah.
[00:28:03]  What are they called?
[00:28:05]  The guards?
[00:28:06]  Yeah.
[00:28:07]  Kudos to those.
[00:28:09]  They're called that.
[00:28:10]  Marshalls?
[00:28:11]  No, the Marshalls.
[00:28:12]  Okay, yes.
[00:28:14]  They liked me.
[00:28:15]  I was hitting it heavy with the ums back in the day here.
[00:28:19]  What do you think is going on?
[00:28:21]  I mean, it kind of depends on how much sleep I have.
[00:28:24]  God, Matt just got up from a nap or some shit.
[00:28:27]  Yeah.
[00:28:28]  God, imagine how long that guy's been podcasting for.
[00:28:31]  85 years.
[00:28:33]  It's been 85 years.
[00:28:35]  My dad told me he's been listening to Hell on Earth.
[00:28:39]  Oh, that's cute.
[00:28:41]  I bet your dad, does he like it?
[00:28:43]  Yeah.
[00:28:45]  I feel like he would get into it.
[00:28:47]  Ritualistic sex torture of minors.
[00:28:51]  This is what we're doing.
[00:28:51]  Hey, but enough about my Thursday.
[00:28:55]  Yeah.
[00:28:57]  That's pretty much what it feels like to me.
[00:29:00]  I honestly, in my mind, I kind of imagine that for most of us, it was an obligation.
[00:29:05]  I'm so happy that Matt called us from his tin can.
[00:29:08]  Yeah.
[00:29:09]  We had that little shoestring.
[00:29:10]  It's great.
[00:29:11]  Yeah.
[00:29:12]  It's the fuck.
[00:29:17]  In a tunnel in 1994.
[00:29:21]  And then going through one of those walkie-talkie cell phones.
[00:29:24]  Remember those?
[00:29:25]  Yeah, and I was just recording it on like a.
[00:29:27]  That's something I've been really interested in.
[00:29:29]  Yeah, that's a very Young Chomsky had the eight track that was then feeding into the computer.
[00:29:35]  We interviewed shortly after this, and it was coming out of the speaker level.
[00:29:39]  Yeah.
[00:29:45]  We know from just the Epstein case, the involvement of Massad, most likely the CIA.

=== Oh Remember the Board (02:09) ===

[00:29:50]  And it wouldn't.
[00:29:52]  It's very hard to imagine a situation like this playing out with that not happening.
[00:29:56]  That's so funny that he wasn't dead yet.
[00:29:59]  Yeah.
[00:30:00]  Yeah.
[00:30:01]  I have to stop saying anybody we reference is dead now.
[00:30:05]  Yeah.
[00:30:05]  This is a problem I've been doing lately just in my personal life is that I would be like, oh, do you remember Frank?
[00:30:10]  I'll be like, yeah, he's perished.
[00:30:12]  Or I can't do it.
[00:30:13]  Every time.
[00:30:15]  Well, just as like a reflex.
[00:30:16]  Oh, I thought you meant like people keep talking to you about people that are.
[00:30:20]  No, no, they'd be like, oh, do you remember like, like, you know, Martin, whatever from Maryland?
[00:30:24]  And I'll be like, yeah.
[00:30:26]  Sad.
[00:30:27]  Make sure that.
[00:30:27]  You got to stop doing that.
[00:30:30]  I don't like that karma that you're putting out there.
[00:30:32]  Okay.
[00:30:32]  Well, to me, karma is my boyfriend, so it doesn't matter.
[00:30:37]  What does that mean?
[00:30:38]  Child ritual.
[00:30:39]  Karma's God.
[00:30:40]  Just like.
[00:30:41]  Wait, does that mean she's dating God?
[00:30:45]  Hey, God.
[00:30:46]  So she's dating one of the gods?
[00:30:48]  She's dating an Indian guy.
[00:30:50]  That's what she's saying.
[00:30:51]  On board with Israel.
[00:30:52]  I kind of don't know if they need to be brought on board.
[00:30:56]  Yeah.
[00:30:56]  now that's just like part and parcel of the whole it's crazy because it's like i'm just like we're doing real like commentary on the abstinence thing I guess that's what we did back then.
[00:31:08]  The forces that might be countervailing don't get a hold of any of this information.
[00:31:12]  Yeah, I'm picturing.
[00:31:13]  It's like, what are we on?
[00:31:15]  Like, rising?
[00:31:15]  What are we talking about here?
[00:31:17]  So this episode was really crazy because this is when we, obviously, like a lot of people know.
[00:31:21]  Doing the hair.
[00:31:23]  I'm doing my mudra.
[00:31:24]  I'm doing my mudra.
[00:31:26]  So Scorsese, as many of you know, directed the pilot for this one.
[00:31:29]  Like, he's sort of like, he wasn't a showrunner, but like, you know, he was like, you executive produced the series.
[00:31:33]  Agency friendly.
[00:31:34]  And working with Marty is just a dream of mine.
[00:31:39]  You know, ever since I saw Goodfellas, I've always wondered what if there was a bad fella.
[00:31:42]  And what if that bad fellow was me?
[00:31:44]  A topic we're talking about tonight of Gladio.
[00:31:50]  Think of that.
[00:31:51]  My favorite thing ever is when you, and it's not just you, I do this too, but you just kind of like throw something out there with a punch and you're expecting the guests to chime in.

=== Gladio Behind the Scenes (03:43) ===

[00:32:00]  They don't.
[00:32:01]  And then you got to keep it going.
[00:32:04]  This happens a lot with guests.
[00:32:06]  Yeah, people want a little like behind the scenes.
[00:32:08]  A rare skill that I have very few natural skills, right?
[00:32:12]  What do you mean?
[00:32:13]  I mean, you know what I mean.
[00:32:16]  There's really no, I don't want to get too granular with it, but you know, I can't do a lot of things.
[00:32:22]  I'm a spoonie.
[00:32:23]  Frankly, I'll say it.
[00:32:24]  I'm a spoonie.
[00:32:25]  I don't have a lot of spoons, but balls are on the inside.
[00:32:29]  My shit's crazy.
[00:32:32]  There's a light slashing you can hear when I jog.
[00:32:37]  What?
[00:32:39]  It says that people often think I'm carrying a half-full water bottle when I jog up to them, but it's in fact my internal, you know.
[00:32:45]  You can feel them like swinging again.
[00:32:46]  Swinging, yeah.
[00:32:47]  They're hanging.
[00:32:47]  It's like a pendulum in there against the rib cages.
[00:32:50]  I'm afraid they'll puncture.
[00:32:51]  What I'm saying is that one thing is that I can just keep talking without saying anything.
[00:32:56]  Right?
[00:32:56]  Turkey is actually, they call it Gladio 2.
[00:32:59]  Gladio B, actually, Bruce.
[00:33:00]  You're wrong.
[00:33:01]  Google is a sequel.
[00:33:02]  I guess maybe Gladio 2, too.
[00:33:03]  But yeah, Gladio, I mean, every sort of, I mean, technically part of Turkey is Europe.
[00:33:08]  Shout out, Turkey.
[00:33:10]  Technically, Turkey is part of Europe.
[00:33:12]  You know what I gotta say?
[00:33:13]  I don't like that they foisted that upon us.
[00:33:16]  I feel very foisted upon by.
[00:33:18]  I'm sorry.
[00:33:18]  You're telling me Turkey's in Europe?
[00:33:20]  Turkey's in Europe?
[00:33:21]  Get out of here.
[00:33:22]  And like, listen, what is Europe if Turkey's a tennis?
[00:33:25]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:33:25]  No, we have no love for the European here.
[00:33:28]  That's not a thing.
[00:33:29]  That's not a thing.
[00:33:30]  European as an identity.
[00:33:31]  And invented people.
[00:33:32]  Stop it.
[00:33:32]  Invented people.
[00:33:33]  Stop it.
[00:33:34]  A European?
[00:33:35]  Don't get me started.
[00:33:36]  Oh, yeah.
[00:33:37]  No, totally.
[00:33:37]  For sure, dude.
[00:33:39]  You're Spanish?
[00:33:40]  You're Norwegian?
[00:33:41]  Yeah, same guy.
[00:33:42]  Totally the same.
[00:33:43]  You guys are both the same.
[00:33:44]  At one point, bullshit.
[00:33:47]  You know what's a European?
[00:33:48]  Fight a war.
[00:33:49]  A banker.
[00:33:50]  That's a banker.
[00:33:50]  I mean, you're a banker or a bureaucrat.
[00:33:53]  And you know what?
[00:33:54]  That's a European.
[00:33:54]  A corporiac.
[00:33:55]  Suck my dick.
[00:33:56]  Yeah.
[00:33:57]  Fuck you.
[00:33:58]  Yes.
[00:33:58]  Yes.
[00:34:00]  And something that you brought up on the internet a couple.
[00:34:04]  On the internet.
[00:34:07]  What a dingus.
[00:34:09]  Just trying so hard not to reference Twitter.
[00:34:14]  Something you brought up on the internet.
[00:34:16]  Rapists from Belgium.
[00:34:18]  Oh, rapists from Belgium.
[00:34:20]  Well, enough about European bankers.
[00:34:22]  Investigations and trials almost in history.
[00:34:27]  You see those pictures of Mark Dutreau playing tennis that came out last year?
[00:34:32]  No, I don't think I did.
[00:34:34]  I think it was tennis.
[00:34:35]  That would be a good AI prompt.
[00:34:37]  Mark Dutreau playing tennis.
[00:34:39]  Yeah, it really does sound like one.
[00:34:40]  Those AI Trumps are so fucking good.
[00:34:43]  Yeah.
[00:34:43]  Did you see the AI, the Trump at the Metball ones?
[00:34:47]  Oh, man.
[00:34:48]  He was working as sort of a procurer for high-level members of Belgian society inside the military.
[00:34:56]  Yeah, there shouldn't even be high-levels of Belgian society.
[00:34:59]  Those people should be living in huts.
[00:35:01]  Yeah.
[00:35:03]  Getting Neanderthals.
[00:35:08]  And in some cases, murder.
[00:35:10]  And it caused a huge furor in Belgium.
[00:35:15]  A fur in Belgium.
[00:35:16]  A Führer in Belgium.
[00:35:17]  That's crazy.
[00:35:18]  That's an attractive 42 story.
[00:35:20]  A Fuhrer in Belgium.
[00:35:22]  A criminal who wanted.
[00:35:24]  Oh, no, wait, 1939.
[00:35:26]  I guess that was.
[00:35:27]  Make them stop talking about his actual crimes.
[00:35:30]  Except for the fact that a lot of weird stuff around him.
[00:35:38]  Yeah, there we go.
[00:35:39]  Hit a button there.
[00:35:43]  I think it's kind of charming, maybe.

=== Allison's Tips Request (05:28) ===

[00:35:44]  You guys mind if I take my shirt off?
[00:35:46]  Yes.
[00:35:47]  You do mind.
[00:35:48]  Yes.
[00:35:48]  That's why I said yes.
[00:35:51]  You're OxyContin.
[00:35:52]  I am wearing a t-shirt that says OxyContin.
[00:35:54]  You know what's up?
[00:35:55]  Fucked up too?
[00:35:56]  I've been wearing this for two days.
[00:35:58]  You haven't taken it off.
[00:35:59]  I'm taking it off.
[00:36:00]  You slept in it too?
[00:36:01]  Yeah.
[00:36:03]  Wait, really?
[00:36:03]  You're wearing the clothes you slept in?
[00:36:05]  I've been roaming.
[00:36:06]  Not alone.
[00:36:07]  No, you haven't.
[00:36:08]  Yeah.
[00:36:08]  No, you haven't.
[00:36:09]  I've been roaming.
[00:36:09]  No, you haven't.
[00:36:10]  Co-conspirators, including his wife.
[00:36:12]  But it was not any part of a great experience.
[00:36:14]  Every couple weeks I lock myself out for a couple of days, give my key to my neighbor.
[00:36:18]  I said, don't let me in, no matter what I say.
[00:36:20]  Don't give me my key back, no matter what I say.
[00:36:22]  That's why you're wearing the Truidon hat.
[00:36:23]  People will take you in off the street.
[00:36:26]  This is a rare appearance of a Truanon hat on me.
[00:36:28]  It's just not my color.
[00:36:29]  I think it looks nice.
[00:36:30]  I think the light blue is nice on you.
[00:36:33]  I don't know if you know your seasons.
[00:36:35]  Farmhouse.
[00:36:37]  You got to do some color analysis.
[00:36:39]  Seasons?
[00:36:40]  Are you a fall?
[00:36:41]  Are you a winter?
[00:36:42]  Are you spring?
[00:36:43]  Are you summer?
[00:36:44]  Followed up.
[00:36:44]  It's spring.
[00:36:45]  No, no, no.
[00:36:46]  Your colors.
[00:36:46]  My colors?
[00:36:47]  Yes.
[00:36:48]  I don't know.
[00:36:48]  I don't know.
[00:36:51]  My kibby?
[00:36:51]  You're Kibby.
[00:36:52]  Oh, my God.
[00:36:52]  My man just dropped Kibbi.
[00:36:54]  You guys are both replicants.
[00:36:56]  My man dropping Kibbi?
[00:36:58]  Get out of here.
[00:36:59]  Get out of here.
[00:37:00]  Wait, Obviously, no, the high-profile guys like Dersh, but to be clear, Alan, if you're listening to this episode.
[00:37:07]  He's not listening to this episode.
[00:37:08]  Don't sue us.
[00:37:09]  The judge, the Epstein judge, like it was the judge in the Florida state case.
[00:37:16]  He died just a couple months ago.
[00:37:18]  You dropping some quasi-Q-related quackery.
[00:37:22]  Oh, yeah.
[00:37:24]  That was my role early on.
[00:37:25]  You were pretty into Q. I'm still.
[00:37:29]  Finish the thought.
[00:37:31]  I still have that.
[00:37:32]  You know, I like to push boundaries a little bit.
[00:37:34]  Later it came out that they were involved with Gladio.
[00:37:38]  So I think, like, what is, what is, what can Gladio tell us about what might be happening today?
[00:37:46]  You laid the groundwork there for so many years.
[00:37:49]  So many.
[00:37:49]  You know what?
[00:37:50]  What do they call themselves midwits?
[00:37:51]  A thousand retards were born from that line.
[00:37:54]  The capacity that exists basically.
[00:37:56]  And let a thousand R-words bloom.
[00:37:58]  Our words.
[00:37:59]  No.
[00:38:01]  We say it.
[00:38:04]  How the hell is something like this carried out in secret?
[00:38:08]  And when you look at something like Gladio, you had an international criminal conspiracy involving different countries, different intelligence services, different factors of organized crime.
[00:38:19]  How many different Gladio episodes have we done at this point?
[00:38:22]  This isn't really a Gladio episode.
[00:38:24]  No, not really.
[00:38:24]  But we did slightly.
[00:38:26]  We did like one episode in the 9-11 series, but we didn't really go into it.
[00:38:31]  But then in the NATO, NATO series, we really got into it.
[00:38:35]  Lawyers.
[00:38:36]  Yes, we did.
[00:38:37]  Yeah, they busted into houses, right?
[00:38:40]  Yeah, carried out with firearms connected to Gladio caches from Italy.
[00:38:44]  And then, of course, you know, we said I would love to stumble onto a firearms cache.
[00:38:49]  Just like, whoops.
[00:38:50]  Could you imagine?
[00:38:51]  You're like going in your fucking.
[00:38:52]  Well, maybe if you start roaming other places than Fort Greene.
[00:38:55]  Watch.
[00:38:58]  I'm chasing joggers.
[00:39:00]  You know who you're looking for Allison Roadman.
[00:39:04]  Not looking for Allison.
[00:39:06]  I think she seems nice.
[00:39:07]  She's wow.
[00:39:08]  Is she?
[00:39:10]  I think she seems fine.
[00:39:12]  I just don't feel comfortable with women eating.
[00:39:15]  In the sense that the thing that jumped out to me about in the last week of Epstein Revelation is that it was known that the only person at this point we thought there was like going to be a trial.
[00:39:27]  Unless I don't know if I even told her that.
[00:39:29]  I don't know if we thought that.
[00:39:30]  Yeah.
[00:39:32]  I was so nervous.
[00:39:34]  It was just revealed that the only other person who is to record at night.
[00:39:38]  I guess I was working at Anchor.
[00:39:39]  Yeah.
[00:39:41]  And you were working too.
[00:39:42]  Financier named Leon Black.
[00:39:44]  Yeah.
[00:39:44]  Yes.
[00:39:46]  $10 million to his $10 million.
[00:39:52]  You know, it's surprising.
[00:39:53]  You know, I was thinking about this the other night.
[00:39:54]  It's weird that we haven't made more Austin Powers references.
[00:39:58]  You know, I talked to him the other night.
[00:40:00]  Yeah, I know.
[00:40:00]  I saw you.
[00:40:01]  Didn't you go live?
[00:40:02]  I went live with Austin.
[00:40:03]  Yeah.
[00:40:05]  He gave me, I was so, I'm applying to be on the bachelor.
[00:40:08]  Should we have him on the show?
[00:40:10]  If we're in LA, we should have him on the show.
[00:40:12]  Is he interesting enough?
[00:40:14]  He is interesting too.
[00:40:15]  Incredible.
[00:40:16]  So I asked him for any tips because I was applying for The Bachelor.
[00:40:19]  I asked him for any tips, and he's like, when you get in there, Vavey, just go up to the bird and say, uses.
[00:40:26]  Wait, what was it?
[00:40:27]  You remind me of my toe because I'd like to bang you on every person, piece of furniture in the room, baby.
[00:40:34]  Pretty much anyone who's a bad person.
[00:40:35]  That's horrible.
[00:40:38]  I mean, that was a case.
[00:40:39]  If you went to the bachelor and said, hey, you remind me of my toe, because I'd like to bang you on every piece of furniture in this room.
[00:40:45]  Do I make you horny?
[00:40:48]  You should dress up as Austin, though.
[00:40:50]  Then you'll get on the show.
[00:40:51]  Absolutely.
[00:40:51]  You have to, so you got to put the costume on.
[00:40:53]  Which you have prime transportation companies and CIA or whoever else, rendition of CIA or whoever else.
[00:41:03]  I mean, you know, some guys do fine.
[00:41:04]  I love that you can just tell you filling in things.
[00:41:07]  It's like, oh, I didn't know you were.
[00:41:10]  You had to do a podcast back then.

=== Coughs and UFOs (15:08) ===

[00:41:13]  Yeah.
[00:41:14]  Black side in Poland.
[00:41:15]  I'm not saying shit.
[00:41:16]  Black side in Poland.
[00:41:17]  You should be so lucky.
[00:41:19]  It's a black sight because none of the light bulbs work.
[00:41:23]  That's a pretty good joke.
[00:41:24]  That's a good joke, Matt.
[00:41:26]  It is.
[00:41:26]  I couldn't imagine.
[00:41:27]  I'm Polish in my people.
[00:41:28]  There we go.
[00:41:29]  First mention of the P-word.
[00:41:32]  Let's move on.
[00:41:34]  Yeah, it's Like, I think really interesting.
[00:41:39]  Yeah, I now have dual citizenship.
[00:41:40]  This is a citizen of George Witch.
[00:41:42]  So we can say whatever we want now.
[00:41:50]  That's what that sounds like.
[00:41:51]  Specifically, Mike Cernovich and Jack Basobia.
[00:41:55]  Cernovich, another guy that died.
[00:41:57]  Do we talk about Pizzagate in this?
[00:41:59]  Jack Basobia, because ex-Naval.
[00:42:00]  You know what?
[00:42:01]  We've never done an episode of Pizzagate.
[00:42:04]  Have we?
[00:42:05]  No, we.
[00:42:06]  I don't.
[00:42:07]  Did we talk to Robbie Martin about it a little bit?
[00:42:09]  I'm trying to remember.
[00:42:10]  Yeah, I think we did.
[00:42:12]  But it's also.
[00:42:12]  Yeah, we must have done an episode on Pizzagate at this point.
[00:42:15]  I don't think we did.
[00:42:17]  Because we were a little pizza-pilled back then.
[00:42:19]  Yeah, I mean.
[00:42:20]  You much more so than me.
[00:42:21]  No, but we were just talking about it.
[00:42:23]  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:42:25]  Well, we tried to get our first live show at Comet Pink.
[00:42:28]  At Comment Ping, and we got pretty far in the process by meaning they exchanged just one email with us, and then we're like, no.
[00:42:36]  Well, I mean, to be fair.
[00:42:38]  So absurd.
[00:42:39]  And immediately.
[00:42:40]  Safety first.
[00:42:41]  Which our fans are a little unhinged.
[00:42:43]  Yeah.
[00:42:44]  Well, fuck.
[00:42:45]  Different way.
[00:42:45]  Yeah.
[00:42:46]  They don't think none of those people can legally own guns.
[00:42:49]  Red flag laws.
[00:42:50]  For any revelation.
[00:42:54]  And then it feels to me, it makes it hard to really, especially since we know for a fact that that is an intelligence community staple.
[00:43:06]  It's kind of fortunate.
[00:43:11]  All right, get it out.
[00:43:12]  Just like on the more anodyne topic of UFOs, it's pretty well.
[00:43:16]  UFOs.
[00:43:17]  Still haven't done a UFO episode.
[00:43:20]  I hate UFOs.
[00:43:21]  I know.
[00:43:21]  I know.
[00:43:21]  I fucking hate them.
[00:43:22]  I know.
[00:43:24]  We touched the aliens a little bit.
[00:43:27]  What was the episode Take Me to Your Dealer?
[00:43:30]  Wait, we did?
[00:43:31]  Wait, also classic episode names.
[00:43:36]  I came up with that.
[00:43:38]  Let me be real with you.
[00:43:40]  Sometimes I look at episodes we've done.
[00:43:42]  I'm like, wait, what?
[00:43:43]  I remember every episode.
[00:43:45]  Really?
[00:43:45]  Yeah.
[00:43:46]  I would say I remember the last five during the course.
[00:43:50]  At any rate.
[00:43:51]  I'd say last three.
[00:43:53]  Yeah.
[00:43:53]  Yeah, you forget pretty quickly.
[00:43:54]  I forget.
[00:43:54]  I don't remember the first guy's lunch because I was with Hinkyo.
[00:43:58]  Yeah.
[00:43:58]  That's true.
[00:44:00]  How is it after manning?
[00:44:01]  That's true.
[00:44:02]  I remember them all because I've downloaded perfect memory to my replicant brain.
[00:44:08]  Yeah.
[00:44:09]  And so they frame that as a limited.
[00:44:11]  Did you just say the whole enchilada?
[00:44:14]  Yeah.
[00:44:16]  You sacrifice who is expendable, but you do it in such a way.
[00:44:20]  The expendables.
[00:44:21]  That was kind of a serious note.
[00:44:23]  They took off, huh?
[00:44:24]  Didn't they do a couple of them?
[00:44:26]  Liz and I met on set there.
[00:44:27]  Did you guys see the new John Wick yet?
[00:44:29]  No, I'm seeing it on Sunday.
[00:44:30]  Investigation.
[00:44:31]  Is it supposed to be good?
[00:44:33]  I haven't avoided spoilers.
[00:44:35]  But I'm sure it's great.
[00:44:37]  Yeah.
[00:44:37]  I mean, obviously, the first one.
[00:44:38]  They've been declining since they got it down to a six.
[00:44:41]  Yeah, but they got it down.
[00:44:41]  It's a good formula.
[00:44:43]  Is it the last one they're doing?
[00:44:44]  Probably not.
[00:44:45]  They should just keep it going like a James Bond thing.
[00:44:47]  I can't believe they made a John Wick with Bob Odenkirk.
[00:44:50]  That is.
[00:44:51]  For some reason, I'm the only person I think that's insane.
[00:44:54]  Why would you do that?
[00:44:56]  I don't want to talk about it anymore.
[00:44:58]  We've covered this topic.
[00:45:03]  Are you fucking kidding me?
[00:45:04]  Epstein can then be cut loose.
[00:45:06]  What time is it?
[00:45:08]  What time is it?
[00:45:10]  I have to meet my agent for lunch at Zaza's.
[00:45:13]  What the fuck is Zaza Zaz?
[00:45:14]  That sounds like a place where you'd meet an agent for lunch.
[00:45:18]  Because we're doing a director's comment.
[00:45:19]  Oh, I have to meet.
[00:45:22]  Sorry, I've got a 6 o'clock at Spago.
[00:45:25]  Spago?
[00:45:26]  Really high-powered corporate lawyer.
[00:45:27]  What kind of food is Spago?
[00:45:29]  It's Italian.
[00:45:32]  Hold on.
[00:45:35]  Wait, because you've never heard of Spago.
[00:45:36]  Let me see if I can do this.
[00:45:37]  Let me see if I can do it.
[00:45:37]  Are you just shaking your head?
[00:45:38]  You've never heard of Spago?
[00:45:40]  Let me see if it's like famous 80s.
[00:45:43]  She's Spago on my Dego till I whop.
[00:45:46]  He was the guy who hired Black Q.
[00:45:48]  He fucking sick.
[00:45:49]  That's fucking disgusting.
[00:45:51]  Wow.
[00:45:53]  And that journalist.
[00:45:54]  Yeah.
[00:45:57]  I know.
[00:45:58]  Also, it's an elephant.
[00:45:59]  Whoa, hard cough in the mic there, Brace.
[00:46:02]  He is representing the family.
[00:46:03]  This is before you started fucking editing out all the cough.
[00:46:06]  I love, you still do this.
[00:46:08]  What were you doing?
[00:46:09]  Okay, listeners want behind the scenes.
[00:46:11]  Here's how it goes.
[00:46:12]  Brace mid-thought.
[00:46:14]  And that's when it's like, I cough like a motherfucker.
[00:46:17]  And then you keep going.
[00:46:18]  You just keep talking.
[00:46:19]  I'm like walking through it.
[00:46:20]  I look over at him and I'm like, you know, you can stop and just retake the whole thing.
[00:46:24]  I'm good.
[00:46:25]  No, the listeners don't want to hear Fleming.
[00:46:28]  It's not.
[00:46:29]  First of all, it's a dry cough.
[00:46:30]  It's a dry cough.
[00:46:31]  It's not always dry.
[00:46:32]  It's a dry cough.
[00:46:33]  It's a dry cough.
[00:46:34]  It's not always dry.
[00:46:35]  It's a dry cough.
[00:46:36]  Stop gaslighting.
[00:46:37]  It's not always dry.
[00:46:38]  I can't edit that one out.
[00:46:39]  Because I did it while you're talking.
[00:46:41]  Shows up in your mic, too.
[00:46:43]  Yeah, that is.
[00:46:43]  It is.
[00:46:44]  It shows up on my fucking face, too.
[00:46:45]  It's a little too pass.
[00:46:47]  Spittle.
[00:46:48]  I don't spit when I cough.
[00:46:50]  First of all, I cough into the mic.
[00:46:53]  There's no way that switched the mics.
[00:46:55]  I don't see how Epstein can go away in any way, in any sense.
[00:46:59]  Like, actually get the book thrown at him in a way that is meaningfully revelatory.
[00:47:07]  How little ye knew, man.
[00:47:08]  Also, I don't see how maybe how much.
[00:47:11]  You know, some life sentence without burning it down.
[00:47:15]  I mean, if he doesn't have a family, it's no longer anything like that on him.
[00:47:19]  He's already a child molester.
[00:47:22]  Yeah.
[00:47:24]  Really great, Brace.
[00:47:25]  Good morning.
[00:47:26]  I didn't even know what to do with that one.
[00:47:27]  What does that even mean?
[00:47:27]  He's already a child molester?
[00:47:30]  You know, not a hobby he could take up later in life.
[00:47:33]  He would, yeah, definitionally, kind of.
[00:47:35]  He wouldn't be the first remorseful convict to hang himself either, would he?
[00:47:41]  Oh, wow!
[00:47:44]  I want to hear that's called podcasting.
[00:47:46]  That's called podcasting.
[00:47:48]  Yeah, where is so?
[00:47:49]  Ghislaine, we didn't really explain.
[00:47:50]  I'm calling her ass.
[00:47:51]  I'm calling her funky ass Ghislaine.
[00:47:53]  I remember we talked about that because neither of us had ever heard the word Ghalaney.
[00:47:57]  I thought it was like the second or the third episode where we went over how to say how to say it.
[00:48:01]  Yeah.
[00:48:03]  I think I listened to pronunciations on YouTube.
[00:48:06]  Ghizlaine.
[00:48:07]  That's not how people were using that.
[00:48:09]  They call that my butt crack.
[00:48:11]  Just because no one else was listening.
[00:48:12]  So it's like on other podcasts, they would call her Ghislaine.
[00:48:14]  Yeah.
[00:48:15]  The claim from her attorneys or something is that she currently has no permanent address.
[00:48:21]  She's Roman.
[00:48:21]  Okay.
[00:48:22]  Yeah, well, homelessness is a big thing.
[00:48:23]  No, no, she's French.
[00:48:24]  They call them out there.
[00:48:26]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:48:26]  So we're basically saying, look, there's nowhere for you to send the warrant or whatever because she's not has an address.
[00:48:33]  Send a warrant, bitch.
[00:48:35]  In the wind.
[00:48:35]  She is on the lamb.
[00:48:37]  Yeah, and it is, it is.
[00:48:39]  You know, that's actually a reference on the lamb to her.
[00:48:42]  I mean, she is.
[00:48:42]  Sicilian bandits used to ride lambs away from the gendarme up until the late 80s.
[00:48:48]  The 80s?
[00:48:49]  Yeah.
[00:48:50]  They didn't get cars in Sicily.
[00:48:52]  Very good friends with Chelsea Clinton.
[00:48:54]  She attended her wedding.
[00:48:55]  Yes.
[00:48:56]  There's a really spectacular photo of herself.
[00:48:59]  That is a crazy photo.
[00:49:00]  Yeah.
[00:49:01]  And looking down the aisle as a peek-a-boo.
[00:49:03]  Hello.
[00:49:04]  It looks almost like Photoshop.
[00:49:06]  But she was, I mean, there's pictures of her with Elon Musk.
[00:49:10]  There's pictures of her with Prince Andrew, of course.
[00:49:14]  I mean, she was really, she's a high-class socialite.
[00:49:18]  And so I'm getting a call.
[00:49:21]  She worked for Epstein for quite a long time.
[00:49:22]  Leo.
[00:49:23]  Dated briefly, and then she was sort of his employer.
[00:49:25]  Yeah.
[00:49:26]  I mean, are you guys sure you're ready for a podcast?
[00:49:29]  And the pussy possibly?
[00:49:30]  Shit.
[00:49:31]  Oh, you already had Jonah Hill in it.
[00:49:33]  Like, sort of a running.
[00:49:34]  How old is he now?
[00:49:35]  45.
[00:49:36]  Jonah Hill?
[00:49:37]  No, Leo.
[00:49:38]  Leo?
[00:49:39]  72.
[00:49:40]  He's older than 40.
[00:49:42]  Is he 45?
[00:49:43]  50s.
[00:49:43]  50s?
[00:49:45]  How old is him?
[00:49:46]  48.
[00:49:47]  And start that connection up.
[00:49:48]  I mean, so she is a pretty ominous person.
[00:49:50]  He is?
[00:49:52]  It's a lot of fun.
[00:49:52]  Leo reads way shorter than it is.
[00:49:55]  If it says on the internet, it means he's 5'9.
[00:49:57]  5'5.
[00:49:57]  I was gonna say 5'8.
[00:49:59]  5'8.
[00:50:00]  I was 5'8 until proven otherwise.
[00:50:02]  On film, he reads those 5'8 and died.
[00:50:05]  You know, that famous accident that happens so often.
[00:50:08]  And that yacht was Adnan Khashoggi's.
[00:50:12]  There we go.
[00:50:13]  Yeah.
[00:50:14]  Khashoggi's Khashoggi's boat.
[00:50:16]  It was either.
[00:50:16]  I think Adnan Khashoggi bought the yacht afterwards.
[00:50:20]  No, he sold it.
[00:50:21]  Okay, Liz.
[00:50:22]  Wow.
[00:50:24]  Robert Maxwell re-examines.
[00:50:25]  Oh my God.
[00:50:26]  This is fucking boring as hell, man.
[00:50:28]  No, but how long is this fucking episode, dude?
[00:50:30]  What are you doing?
[00:50:30]  It's only an hour.
[00:50:32]  I remember looking earlier when I was listening to it.
[00:50:34]  I listened to like first five minutes.
[00:50:36]  I mean, it's funny.
[00:50:37]  Young Chopsi was like, you guys should listen to this episode before you do it.
[00:50:39]  I was like, I'm going to hear when we're doing it.
[00:50:42]  I thought the same thing.
[00:50:43]  I was like, oh my God, Young Chopsy's.
[00:50:45]  He's going to get mad at me if I don't listen to it.
[00:50:46]  So I'm going to listen to some of it.
[00:50:48]  Previously, when he ready to slane.
[00:50:50]  Now, here's another interesting thing.
[00:50:51]  Matt, did you know this?
[00:50:53]  The yacht that Mr. McClure had out in the Virgin Islands.
[00:50:58]  You guys don't mind if I take my shirt off, right?
[00:51:00]  Yes.
[00:51:01]  Okay, so answer still, yes.
[00:51:03]  I did not know that.
[00:51:04]  It's a Matt did not know that.
[00:51:08]  I did not know that.
[00:51:09]  This is such bad radio.
[00:51:12]  This is so bad.
[00:51:13]  Having a guy on your show and be like, did you know this?
[00:51:21]  You should go back to doing this.
[00:51:23]  Liz is shaking her head here.
[00:51:25]  I'm just going to start doing that.
[00:51:26]  That was the first narration of what Liz is doing to me.
[00:51:29]  Liz is shaking her head.
[00:51:30]  There should be a supercut of every time I've said that.
[00:51:34]  It's just you saying Liz is shaking her head at me.
[00:51:36]  Or Liz is making this face at me.
[00:51:38]  Really, what I'm rooting for is for Dershowitz to get publicly embarrassed.
[00:51:42]  Your shoes are like coming undone, baby.
[00:51:46]  I once read a Nick Tosh essay about Elvis a long time ago.
[00:51:52]  Where he was describing, I think it was Nick Tosh.
[00:51:54]  Where he was describing how cool Elvis was and how girls were in love with him.
[00:51:59]  And like, you know, frantic Steven Pink desire for Elvis.
[00:52:04]  And he's describing a 14-year-old girl being like, there was a hole in his shoe.
[00:52:09]  Like, he was playing a show.
[00:52:11]  There's a hole in his shoe.
[00:52:12]  And ever since then, I've realized that if I really want to be an Elvis-like figure in podcasting, I should just really wear out my shoes.
[00:52:19]  Yeah, you got to have hobo feet.
[00:52:21]  Yeah.
[00:52:21]  See?
[00:52:22]  I don't know if that's a good thing.
[00:52:23]  I need to get new sneakers.
[00:52:25]  Yeah, they're...
[00:52:26]  Yeah, I'm missing the web in here.
[00:52:27]  Little St. James is ADA compliant.
[00:52:30]  There we go.
[00:52:31]  That's true.
[00:52:33]  I said, ah.
[00:52:35]  Before I took laughing glasses.
[00:52:37]  God, just trying to get gags in.
[00:52:39]  What were we doing?
[00:52:41]  We didn't know what we were doing.
[00:52:42]  We were just little babies.
[00:52:43]  We were just kids back then, really, fresh off Disney.
[00:52:46]  I was 14.
[00:52:47]  Yeah.
[00:52:47]  I was 17, Teen Heartthrob.
[00:52:50]  We met at so many.
[00:52:52]  What do you think?
[00:52:53]  Dan Schneider, actually.
[00:52:54]  I'd like to think that we've gotten better at this.
[00:52:56]  Yeah, the first time I saw the temple, I had that just like.
[00:52:58]  Maybe we got worse.
[00:53:00]  In a different way.
[00:53:01]  In the opposite way.
[00:53:02]  Like, I'm confronting something just deeply, not only evil, but uncanny.
[00:53:09]  Not only evil, but uncanny.
[00:53:11]  Shout out to Matt, man.
[00:53:13]  What a trooper.
[00:53:13]  Yeah.
[00:53:15]  I wish I could talk.
[00:53:16]  Me talk pretty someday.
[00:53:17]  Fuck, me talk pretty someday.
[00:53:19]  I'm putting that one on the lexicon.
[00:53:21]  Why?
[00:53:21]  Because it's funny.
[00:53:22]  Just like the body keeps the scores, a really funny thing to say.
[00:53:25]  Me talk pretty someday is also very funny.
[00:53:27]  It's one day.
[00:53:28]  Yeah, me talk pretty good.
[00:53:29]  That's David Sederis.
[00:53:30]  Yeah, that's why I was like, why are you.
[00:53:32]  Me talk pretty someday.
[00:53:34]  Go ahead.
[00:53:34]  I think it's one day.
[00:53:36]  No, I wasn't.
[00:53:36]  Oh.
[00:53:37]  I think it was a tardy collection of essays.
[00:53:40]  I definitely thought that was a flowers for Algernon.
[00:53:43]  Okay, I'm going to be real with you.
[00:53:44]  I thought that was a Flowers for Algernon style book written for little girls in the 70s, like a go-ask Alice kind of thing.
[00:53:51]  Yeah, it's like about him being gay and shit.
[00:53:53]  He's gay?
[00:53:55]  Pejordive or sexually?
[00:53:56]  Sexually.
[00:53:59]  Rich guy.
[00:54:01]  And then there's one party on the outside.
[00:54:04]  One party by the pool.
[00:54:08]  You know, and it's your.
[00:54:09]  What the fuck is that talking about?
[00:54:11]  I don't know.
[00:54:12]  We've been talking for so long.
[00:54:13]  Can you describe, like, what Epstein would do at a pool?
[00:54:16]  You shout out to people, you see who might be interested, and then maybe you invite them into the next party.
[00:54:22]  Oh, yeah.
[00:54:24]  Yeah.
[00:54:26]  We really didn't know what to talk about.
[00:54:29]  What's the second episode about?
[00:54:32]  How people would procure other people at parties.
[00:54:36]  Yes.
[00:54:36]  That's where it goes from.
[00:54:37]  WikiHow?
[00:54:39]  Yes.
[00:54:40]  And this is why I always was that about my daughters never go to a second location.
[00:54:45]  Tartaglioni?
[00:54:46]  Oh.
[00:54:48]  Yeah, it's the island really troubles me.
[00:54:50]  And the island really troubles me.
[00:54:52]  Tartaglioni was a great little character.
[00:54:55]  Yeah, I love it.
[00:54:55]  Mr. Tortolone.
[00:54:56]  He was into it.
[00:54:57]  And was constructing facilities on there when this perfluffed.
[00:55:01]  We had really good names for an early episode.
[00:55:02]  Episode 4 is called Here's Looking at You, Kids.
[00:55:06]  Personally, I think.
[00:55:07]  We have really good.
[00:55:09]  We did.
[00:55:09]  We kind of fell.
[00:55:10]  Our F names kind of fell off, I gotta say.
[00:55:12]  Go out there and look.
[00:55:13]  I was really proud of the yasification of Kyle Richards by the coward Dr. Tyranny.
[00:55:18]  We had one called Blood Sugar Sex Magic.
[00:55:20]  Yeah.
[00:55:21]  You know, Bohemian Grove?
[00:55:22]  Their staff is union.
[00:55:24]  I'm serious.
[00:55:24]  300 episodes.
[00:55:26]  Well, in that case, never mind.
[00:55:27]  What's math?
[00:55:28]  Maybe we gotta.
[00:55:29]  They should.
[00:55:31]  Oh, Alex Skaggs appearance in episode 37.
[00:55:34]  Early on.
[00:55:35]  Early, early.
[00:55:36]  Yes.
[00:55:37]  Yeah.
[00:55:38]  So.
[00:55:39]  What are you looking at?
[00:55:40]  Looking at our episode list.
[00:55:43]  Any other good names?
[00:55:44]  But I'm curious.
[00:55:45]  What do you think is going to happen?
[00:55:48]  Sex Warp is such a good one.
[00:55:51]  Yeah.
[00:55:52]  Moronavirus.
[00:55:54]  That was our first Corona episode.
[00:55:56]  Our episode is called Wow, Skaggs was on our channel.
[00:56:00]  No, then we did Moronavirus 2.
[00:56:01]  Coronavirus 2 epidemic flu galoo.
[00:56:07]  Sweetheart deal.
[00:56:11]  And we don't really find out anything else.
[00:56:14]  All that's tanned.
[00:56:15]  Wow, they fuck doggies don't.
[00:56:16]  They links to the Wikipedia article of Death of Diane Whipple.
[00:56:19]  Wait, they linked it?

=== Wow, Skaggs Was on Our Channel (02:23) ===

[00:56:21]  That's crazy that someone did this on Wikipedia.
[00:56:23]  They stopped doing it.
[00:56:25]  They stopped doing it?
[00:56:27]  The last episode is episode.
[00:56:31]  Implying that they were actually recordings of powerful people engaging in sex.
[00:56:37]  Engaging in sex.
[00:56:42]  It gets sealed.
[00:56:44]  God did my shit in that memory hole.
[00:56:47]  Sorry.
[00:56:48]  You know, at this point, his leverage is relatively low, just shuts up and does the time.
[00:56:56]  Yeah, I should have mentioned this earlier, but I heard another theory, too, is that Epstein would, you know, would sort of follow this plan of the party and then the second part.
[00:57:08]  Praise God.
[00:57:09]  Say a word.
[00:57:10]  Pair off these influential businessmen, these rich people with these girls and then videotape them.
[00:57:16]  But he would use it as blackmail and they would have to invest in his hedge fund.
[00:57:20]  And the hedge fund is still thinking that's true.
[00:57:22]  Yeah, probably.
[00:57:23]  You see that Jamie Dimon got fire up than him.
[00:57:32]  That does sound pretty realistic because it is astounding the amount of money.
[00:57:36]  That's the first astounding.
[00:57:38]  That's what we need a fucking super clip of.
[00:57:40]  She sums up my pee until I know.
[00:57:42]  We need every multiple times in every episode of you saying astounding.
[00:57:47]  You and Draymond Green.
[00:57:49]  It's weird because I feel like I'm so eloquent outside of podcasting.
[00:57:54]  And when we do the show, I'm just like, astounding.
[00:57:58]  I know.
[00:57:58]  I get in this room and then I like every smart thought I've ever had is just like, oh, I'm not going to.
[00:58:05]  We should literally start recording this episode one.
[00:58:07]  I'm a genius at 1 a.m.
[00:58:09]  Well, I'm asleep.
[00:58:11]  Well, how about I record my parts at night?
[00:58:14]  You record yours in the morning.
[00:58:15]  When are you smartest during the day?
[00:58:17]  Definitely, I think I'm like all cylinders firing at like 9.30, 10 a.m.
[00:58:22]  In the morning?
[00:58:24]  Yeah, that's when I'm like, that's when my cortisol is the highest and I'm like ready to go.
[00:58:28]  I don't know what cortisol is, but.
[00:58:30]  Well, that's one of the reasons why you can't sleep.
[00:58:32]  I'm just at 9.30 in the morning, I'm sitting there.
[00:58:35]  Also, did you see that someone commented on the Patreon and said you might be magnesium deficient?
[00:58:40]  And I want to say that I have thought this enough.
[00:58:42]  I've been taking magnesium.
[00:58:44]  Which kind?

=== April Fools' Warning (11:51) ===

[00:58:45]  The one in the thing you gave me.
[00:58:47]  You would be a great investment.
[00:58:48]  There's magnesium in that multivitamin.
[00:58:49]  No, no, no, that's not enough.
[00:58:50]  But I can't take magnesium because it fucking interferes with the other medication that the fucking quack doctor put me on.
[00:58:56]  Yeah, it's the one, one thing that does.
[00:58:59]  But I'm almost off of that, so it's oxygen, by the way.
[00:59:02]  No, it's not.
[00:59:03]  Weird pervert.
[00:59:05]  Excuse me.
[00:59:06]  His name is Brace Belden.
[00:59:08]  Yeah, I'm right here.
[00:59:08]  I'm not weird.
[00:59:10]  And then one of the parents, instead of getting him fired for being a creep around his daughter, plucked him out of obscurity to work at Bear Stearns.
[00:59:19]  And then Les Webster took him from Bear Stearns, gave him a mansion and power of attorney.
[00:59:26]  We already went over this, man.
[00:59:29]  Well, you know, we had him on for like 40 minutes.
[00:59:32]  He is.
[00:59:33]  He really did us a solid.
[00:59:34]  He did us a solid.
[00:59:35]  Well, in the elite networks.
[00:59:37]  Because we blackmailed him.
[00:59:38]  Oh, we have that video.
[00:59:39]  Yeah.
[00:59:40]  Me and him Frenching with Burger.
[00:59:42]  It exists out there.
[00:59:43]  17-minute video, close up.
[00:59:45]  Like, you know, that fucking, like, it's like the leverage.
[00:59:50]  Yeah, cat person style of me and Matt.
[00:59:55]  Hollywood Walk of Fame, but really.
[00:59:56]  Oh, shit.
[00:59:57]  That was early.
[01:00:00]  Remember the Belgian style?
[01:00:01]  Oh, Josh.
[01:00:02]  I forgot about that.
[01:00:03]  Yeah.
[01:00:04]  That was early casualty.
[01:00:07]  More likely to be the relationship.
[01:00:08]  Is it employer-employee one?
[01:00:10]  So you don't think that any other, like, anyone else is going to roll for it?
[01:00:14]  Like, you don't think we're going to get.
[01:00:16]  Oh, my God, dude.
[01:00:18]  What is the voice?
[01:00:19]  She sounds sped up.
[01:00:21]  Yeah.
[01:00:25]  You don't think?
[01:00:26]  I can't even.
[01:00:26]  I don't even know where that is.
[01:00:28]  Wait.
[01:00:29]  So you don't think?
[01:00:30]  Is it like that?
[01:00:32]  So you don't think that it's like anyone else is going to roll for this?
[01:00:35]  So you don't think anyone else is going to roll for this?
[01:00:39]  Like that?
[01:00:40]  I miss her.
[01:00:41]  I think it's like, also, I was like, it's the talking out of the side.
[01:00:44]  It was like, so you don't think that anyone else is going to roll for it?
[01:00:47]  No, that's too much.
[01:00:48]  But you were, yeah, you were talking out of the side of your mouth.
[01:00:54]  You don't think anyone else is going to roll for this, huh?
[01:00:57]  Yeah.
[01:00:59]  You get in the corner.
[01:01:01]  You with her.
[01:01:02]  The elder bar, who is the elder bar.
[01:01:06]  So the guy who's at the bar I go to have my little lemon parties at.
[01:01:08]  Was OSS.
[01:01:10]  Yeah.
[01:01:11]  And he was New York high class OSS, Jew in Gdansk, Poland, seeing if the Germans woke up.
[01:01:18]  And those guys did not retire.
[01:01:19]  Donald Barr.
[01:01:22]  Donald Barr.
[01:01:23]  So what, what he said in that?
[01:01:26]  This is so bad.
[01:01:28]  I do not know.
[01:01:30]  People listening, please listen to our most recent episodes.
[01:01:35]  Go get her hustler who they can.
[01:01:37]  Go get her a hustler.
[01:01:39]  I hardly know her.
[01:01:40]  Yeah.
[01:01:41]  What are you?
[01:01:42]  My dad gives me grocery shopping lists when I'm seven?
[01:01:45]  It's a net worth.
[01:01:46]  Go get a hustler.
[01:01:49]  Capital.
[01:01:50]  All right.
[01:01:50]  Well, some of our skills have gotten better.
[01:01:52]  Some of them, not so much.
[01:01:53]  No, I never bought a hustler.
[01:01:54]  It has to be some sort of coordinate.
[01:01:57]  What the fuck are we talking about?
[01:01:59]  We are.
[01:02:00]  To be fair, we are literally talking over.
[01:02:03]  Some sort of security.
[01:02:06]  No, it stands.
[01:02:06]  What the fuck are we talking about?
[01:02:09]  This is so bad.
[01:02:12]  Just kidding.
[01:02:12]  It's great.
[01:02:13]  Like and subscribe.
[01:02:14]  Yeah, I mean, CIA, that's the thing with the, like, that's, that's the thing.
[01:02:19]  Dude, I don't know.
[01:02:20]  Because if I could change the video, you literally just said, yeah, the CIA, that's the, that's the, I mean, look, man, I don't know.
[01:02:27]  CIA.
[01:02:28]  If I could change anything about the world, I would not cure hunger, obviously.
[01:02:32]  I wouldn't do world peace.
[01:02:34]  It's boring.
[01:02:35]  I would make it so I stopped saying that's the thing.
[01:02:38]  I said that since obviously since the first episode.
[01:02:41]  Thank you very much.
[01:02:42]  Thank you very much.
[01:02:43]  We stopped thanking our guests pretty early on.
[01:02:45]  You know, we appreciate your efforts, your investigative efforts.
[01:02:49]  Investigative FFS.
[01:02:50]  Brother, say it a word.
[01:02:52]  I was a little nervous, too.
[01:02:54]  Investigate and Q, do you think is real?
[01:02:56]  There we go.
[01:02:56]  Here we go.
[01:03:00]  This got quoted in the Daily Beast.
[01:03:02]  Did it?
[01:03:03]  Particulars.
[01:03:03]  None of those to me are very convincing.
[01:03:05]  Maybe John Podesta is a pervert.
[01:03:07]  I mean, he does have very weird tastes in art.
[01:03:10]  He does.
[01:03:10]  He does.
[01:03:11]  Johnny Podesta is a little weird.
[01:03:14]  He doesn't seem really connected to the Epstein thing in any real way.
[01:03:17]  He's weird.
[01:03:18]  Q is complete horseshit because the premise of it is that Donald Trump is some secret super genius who's snapping a 30-year-long trap on these people, and I just can't buy that.
[01:03:32]  That's just a bridge too far for me.
[01:03:35]  Anything that necessitates Trump being some sort of 12-dimensional genius to me is prima fascia absurd.
[01:03:43]  Do you think Trump is going to get implicated in any of this Epstein?
[01:03:46]  You know how I pronounce that?
[01:03:47]  Prima fasci, probably.
[01:03:49]  I mean, he is.
[01:03:50]  People talk about Clinton, and Clinton is closer to Epstein, obviously, but Trump is the only person who has been accused under oath of committing a rape of a minor with Epstein.
[01:03:59]  Right.
[01:04:00]  Right.
[01:04:01]  And the thing that he knew about it, I mean, there's the quote that he had about how Jeffrey likes young women.
[01:04:08]  Also, he said at C-PAC that Clinton was going to get in trouble because of Epstein.
[01:04:12]  Clear your throat, Matt.
[01:04:13]  It's all good.
[01:04:13]  He's clearly aware of that.
[01:04:14]  Oh, I thought, no, sorry.
[01:04:15]  I thought that was not good to do.
[01:04:17]  But maybe it's okay for other people to do it.
[01:04:19]  It's just when I do it, sucks.
[01:04:20]  At some point, he just kind of forgot he was.
[01:04:23]  He was like, oh, yeah.
[01:04:24]  He's coming over to my speaker now.
[01:04:26]  It's like, yeah, dude, you did that too.
[01:04:28]  Yeah.
[01:04:28]  It's like the way you used to brag about knowing you're not.
[01:04:30]  Yeah, you can hear it doubled up a little bit.
[01:04:32]  Well, maybe I was shirtless probably for the first 20 episodes.
[01:04:35]  Stop it.
[01:04:36]  I was.
[01:04:37]  I was wearing a jacket unbuttoned.
[01:04:39]  Hair shirt.
[01:04:40]  What is a hair shirt?
[01:04:42]  Literally on OxyCon.
[01:04:43]  You were on.
[01:04:43]  No, you weren't.
[01:04:44]  They don't make Octacon anymore.
[01:04:45]  You were on Octocodone.
[01:04:46]  Yes.
[01:04:47]  Jesus.
[01:04:48]  They don't.
[01:04:48]  I'm sorry.
[01:04:49]  If they stopped making Merlot and he was drinking a orange wine, would you be like, oh, he's drinking Merlot?
[01:05:00]  That's like, first of all, no one would confuse those two things.
[01:05:03]  And secondly.
[01:05:04]  Oh, but it's different if they're pills.
[01:05:06]  Literally, one's orange and one's red, bro.
[01:05:08]  No, they do different things.
[01:05:11]  Well, they do the same thing, but one is just outlawed now.
[01:05:14]  But you got to take less of one.
[01:05:17]  Depraved cabal of high-ranking perverts.
[01:05:20]  There we go.
[01:05:20]  But what does the average person do?
[01:05:26]  A little bit of dead air.
[01:05:27]  I don't know why I would ask what you can do the average person can do.
[01:05:30]  People ask us that, and you know what?
[01:05:32]  They get the same answer that he gave us, which is, uh.
[01:05:39]  I don't know.
[01:05:39]  Maybe, I mean, that, like, maybe we should all everyone get together and just bum rush someplace.
[01:05:45]  January 6th.
[01:05:47]  He's calling for January 6th.
[01:05:49]  Pelosi?
[01:05:50]  Get him on radio.
[01:05:51]  The best study we could come up with is January 6th.
[01:05:54]  Honestly, this is the defense of those guys because it's got a.
[01:05:57]  Hey, you got a better idea?
[01:05:59]  What's your idea?
[01:06:00]  What's your idea?
[01:06:00]  A tenant union?
[01:06:02]  No, no, you're January 6th, dude.
[01:06:05]  Encouraging greatly.
[01:06:08]  What the fuck?
[01:06:09]  Cadence.
[01:06:10]  Come on, Shaman got out.
[01:06:12]  He's out?
[01:06:13]  Yeah.
[01:06:14]  Is aquatic in some way, some sort of either has gills or what am I talking about here?
[01:06:20]  We'll make it out there.
[01:06:21]  Shape of water?
[01:06:22]  Maritime man.
[01:06:23]  Yeah.
[01:06:23]  Shape of water is about fucking a fish, right?
[01:06:25]  Yeah.
[01:06:26]  Male fish or female fish?
[01:06:27]  It's unclear.
[01:06:29]  Who fucks it?
[01:06:30]  Single with no children should go out there.
[01:06:32]  Well, thank you very much, Matt.
[01:06:34]  Did they show it?
[01:06:34]  Pleasure.
[01:06:35]  Pedo Hunt.
[01:06:36]  I never saw it.
[01:06:37]  And that guy's a little too freaky for me.
[01:06:40]  What's his name, Guillermo del Shaw?
[01:06:41]  Guillermo.
[01:06:43]  He seems like a man who has lots of trinkets.
[01:06:46]  Like, he'd be like, oh, welcome to my house of mysteries.
[01:06:49]  And he's got like a TV show that is like lots of like doodads and like ain't and like Victorian.
[01:06:55]  What is this song?
[01:06:59]  Did you just turn it up?
[01:06:59]  Oh, no.
[01:07:05]  It's kind of weird music to play after we just talked about something very harrowing.
[01:07:09]  This is funny.
[01:07:11]  He couldn't play keyboards because he was too fucked up on oxies.
[01:07:15]  You were in a sling.
[01:07:16]  Sling blade.
[01:07:17]  Ibble.
[01:07:18]  And litigable.
[01:07:21]  Just say unlikeable.
[01:07:22]  I still don't know how to pronounce that.
[01:07:24]  Non-litigable.
[01:07:24]  I don't know if that's a word.
[01:07:25]  Non-latigable?
[01:07:26]  Latigable is not.
[01:07:28]  What am I talking about?
[01:07:29]  A fantastic, illuminating, and non-actionable in terms of suing and so forth.
[01:07:36]  Interview we would like to do.
[01:07:38]  That was way better, Magman.
[01:07:39]  Matthew Christman of Chapo Trap House, our producer, Young Chomsky.
[01:07:43]  And let me tell you, coming straight from my heart, I am looking forward to doing more of those episodes soon.
[01:07:48]  How about you, Liz?
[01:07:49]  Yeah, it's going to be fun.
[01:07:50]  How wrong was I?
[01:07:51]  Holy shit.
[01:07:52]  Exciting episodes and interviews coming up.
[01:07:54]  We're going to be diving deep into this elaborate cast of characters.
[01:07:59]  This elaborate cast of characters.
[01:08:02]  See, I can still my voice.
[01:08:03]  Eyes wide shut.
[01:08:05]  Oh, I never did that.
[01:08:08]  The director of the movie was killed because he was planning on exposing the pedo cabal.
[01:08:13]  Yeah, Stanley Kubrick apparently was back then.
[01:08:18]  His theory.
[01:08:19]  I still like to, but you, you, you.
[01:08:21]  Take a look at the evidence.
[01:08:22]  You're keeping me down.
[01:08:24]  I fly fast.
[01:08:25]  And let me tell you one last thing.
[01:08:27]  If you are a pedophile and you are listening to this podcast and you haven't heard your name mentioned and you think you are safe, you are so funny.
[01:08:36]  That's a classic.
[01:08:37]  That's a good classic.
[01:08:39]  See, you know what?
[01:08:41]  We, you know, lifted off a little bit rocky up there, a little turbulence.
[01:08:45]  Yeah.
[01:08:45]  Nailed the landing.
[01:08:46]  Nailed the landing.
[01:08:48]  We are locked and loaded.
[01:08:50]  And we are coming for you.
[01:08:52]  Yeah, take uh follow us on Twitter.
[01:08:54]  Oh, yeah.
[01:08:55]  Then we just, oh, that just fell flat.
[01:08:58]  Over and out.
[01:08:59]  Over and out.
[01:09:00]  No, bye-bye.
[01:09:03]  Like an 10 or so on check for the next day.
[01:09:07]  Shit.
[01:09:08]  Wow.
[01:09:09]  We gotta enter those back in.
[01:09:10]  Like, how they change the stuff in the Dr. Seuss books.
[01:09:13]  We should change, we should add Babe's into the first.
[01:09:17]  You know, I'm gonna say something, which is this whole thing is an elaborate joke, but I actually really enjoyed doing this.
[01:09:25]  This was fun.
[01:09:26]  Yeah, by the way, April Fools.
[01:09:29]  Yeah, you fool.
[01:09:30]  We're not.
[01:09:30]  This is not something we would do.
[01:09:32]  But maybe not.
[01:09:33]  Well, I don't, I'm not gonna like check out.
[01:09:34]  No, you can't take backs on the April Fool.
[01:09:36]  No one.
[01:09:37]  There will be a certain degree.
[01:09:39]  There will be a certain amount of people who like this episode.
[01:09:41]  I know.
[01:09:42]  And who listen to it?
[01:09:43]  I'm part of you.
[01:09:43]  I'm part of them.
[01:09:44]  It was fun to do.
[01:09:45]  But I just, it's the memories.
[01:09:50]  Like the corners of my mind.
[01:09:53]  Mystery watercolored memories of the way we were.
[01:10:01]  No, no, no, no.
[01:10:03]  April Fools, April Fools, April Fools.
[01:10:06]  It is the Jesters holiday.
[01:10:08]  And you know what?
[01:10:10]  I'm a fool for you.
[01:10:11]  There is no new tier.
[01:10:13]  There is still only the pedophile tier.
[01:10:19]  Happy holidays.
[01:10:21]  Uh-huh.
[01:10:22]  From us to you.
[01:10:24]  Happy Jesters, Ramadan.
[01:10:25]  We love you.
[01:10:26]  I'm Liz.
[01:10:27]  My name, of course, is that's how I talk back then.
[01:10:33]  And now how I talk is this: Brace.

=== Both Arms Working (00:34) ===

[01:10:36]  And of course, we are joined by producer Young Chomsky, both arms working, still on OxyContin.
[01:10:43]  And the podcast is called The Upfiles.
[01:10:48]  We'll see you next time.
[01:10:50]  Bye-bye.
[01:11:11]  Come out.