True Anon Truth Feed - [PREVIEW] Episode 266: The Yassification of Kyle Richards by the Coward Doctor Diamond
Aired: 2023-01-24
Duration: 04:48


=== Welcome, Gentlemen (04:47) ===

[00:00:00]  Hello, I'm Joe Biden and I think something crazy.
[00:00:05]  Oh, Mr. President, I've got a question for you.
[00:00:07]  I'm a guy from the news and I have this question about something that's going on with the news.
[00:00:12]  Well, I'm a crazy old guy and I'm going to say something random.
[00:00:17]  And then live from New York.
[00:00:19]  It's Drew and I.
[00:00:48]  So good.
[00:00:49]  That's why you are a star.
[00:00:52]  Welcome, ladies and gentlemen.
[00:00:55]  Although, I got to tell you, gentlemen, frankly, today, you're not welcome.
[00:00:59]  Is that true?
[00:01:00]  No, let me finish.
[00:01:01]  Unless you take a back seat and sit down.
[00:01:04]  You know, you better sit your male ass down and listen.
[00:01:07]  But you know what I'm going to say?
[00:01:08]  What?
[00:01:09]  You forgot our good old gays who are going to be perked up and listening.
[00:01:15]  Yes, yes.
[00:01:16]  Right in front.
[00:01:17]  Yeah, yeah, that's true.
[00:01:18]  So welcome, homosexuals as well.
[00:01:20]  Yes.
[00:01:22]  But you know what?
[00:01:22]  Today is an episode.
[00:01:25]  You know, it's International Women's Day somewhere.
[00:01:28]  And Southern Hemisphere is International Women's Day.
[00:01:32]  So hola to you or good day, depending on which kind of spot you're at there.
[00:01:39]  We have a little special episode for you today.
[00:01:41]  My name, let's do introductions first.
[00:01:43]  My name is, of course, Brace Belden.
[00:01:45]  Hello, Brace Belden.
[00:01:46]  I'm Liz.
[00:01:47]  We are, of course, joined by our producer, Young Chomsky.
[00:01:51]  And the vile Jewess.
[00:01:53]  Sarah.
[00:01:54]  Hi, Sarah.
[00:01:55]  Hey, Sarah Swarm.
[00:01:56]  Welcome to the podcast.
[00:01:57]  Thanks for having me.
[00:01:58]  And I said this before when I walked in.
[00:02:00]  I'm shocked there's overhead lighting here.
[00:02:02]  I know.
[00:02:03]  It's, I mean, I feel like we've made allusions to the studio before, but to give you guys a real clear picture of what's going on.
[00:02:10]  It's really bad.
[00:02:10]  Imagine you got arrested for something you didn't do.
[00:02:14]  And you're in like maybe, it's like you're on year three of like a lab, a legal labyrinth that you had to do.
[00:02:21]  You're a song.
[00:02:22]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:02:23]  And like you're like, well, I didn't do it.
[00:02:25]  And they're like, well, you know, you got to get a new bear.
[00:02:28]  It's like, you know, it's the trial sort of thing.
[00:02:30]  This is the light they would have.
[00:02:32]  Yeah.
[00:02:32]  And it's also like, it doesn't, it's not like we're in some kind of like cool.
[00:02:35]  You're like, oh, it's kind of like 70s.
[00:02:37]  Like it's gritty.
[00:02:38]  Like we've got like a Serpico vibe in here.
[00:02:40]  No, it's like if, I don't know, like Office Space 1998 was questioning, you know, someone for a crime.
[00:02:49]  It's awful.
[00:02:50]  It looks like a place you could keep staples.
[00:02:51]  Yeah.
[00:02:52]  All of our skin looks terrible.
[00:02:54]  All of us.
[00:02:54]  I'm really glad I'm wearing a for the listeners at home who can't see the visual aids of the podcast, but I am wearing a hat and a trucker hat.
[00:03:00]  I'm wearing a trucker hat.
[00:03:01]  I just commented.
[00:03:02]  I was going to say, hey, I like your trucker hat.
[00:03:04]  And it's good because the light would be hurting my eyes if I wasn't wearing it.
[00:03:06]  It's got a clown on it.
[00:03:07]  It's got a clown on it.
[00:03:08]  That's nice.
[00:03:09]  Yeah.
[00:03:10]  Yeah.
[00:03:10]  The shirt's kind of clowny, too.
[00:03:12]  Well, Brace pants.
[00:03:13]  Brace watched me.
[00:03:16]  Well, Brace watched me get dressed tight.
[00:03:18]  That's not true.
[00:03:20]  I'm going to be clear with it.
[00:03:20]  There's a full clothes.
[00:03:22]  Brace Kramer into my apartment and said it's time to wake up.
[00:03:25]  It's 2 p.m. and we have to go.
[00:03:28]  It's definitely not 2 p.m.
[00:03:29]  It was at 440 p.m.
[00:03:32]  She worked a pretty big gig last night.
[00:03:35]  I was getting off my ass and fucking working last night.
[00:03:37]  I don't know what you people were doing.
[00:03:38]  Yeah, I was sleeping.
[00:03:39]  Push-ups.
[00:03:41]  Yeah, one to four.
[00:03:42]  I do push-ups on Saturdays.
[00:03:44]  Four of them.
[00:03:45]  Yeah.
[00:03:45]  It's three hours.
[00:03:47]  It's really long to say.
[00:03:48]  When you barged into my apartment, you saw that all my clothes were all over the floor.
[00:03:52]  Yeah, there was a dank vibe in there.
[00:03:54]  It was a dank vibe.
[00:03:55]  And so all the clothes that I'm wearing right now were all the when they're the pile of clothes that's right in front of the door and you walked in, that's from there.
[00:04:03]  Yeah.
[00:04:03]  You have a cute apartment.
[00:04:05]  I spent some time in there over the summer.
[00:04:07]  Got an Elvis clock?
[00:04:08]  You weren't there, but I was there.
[00:04:10]  Oh, yeah.
[00:04:11]  That's true.
[00:04:12]  You get a load of broken Elvis clock.
[00:04:14]  Yeah.
[00:04:15]  Oh, right.
[00:04:17]  Yes.
[00:04:17]  Right.
[00:04:18]  Yeah.
[00:04:19]  Yeah.
[00:04:19]  I was having those parties there.
[00:04:21]  Yeah.
[00:04:21]  Party monster style, hanging out with a bunch of 16-year-old ravers.
[00:04:24]  Probably the best summer of my life.
[00:04:25]  Totally.
[00:04:26]  Opening the fridge, putting your hand inside.
[00:04:28]  Ladies, I'm having you both on my mail-centric podcast to ask some questions.
[00:04:34]  What's up with women?
[00:04:36]  Because I've been reading these words in the news lately that have confused me.
[00:04:41]  And I haven't really been able to place them in generally the sort of history of words that I've known or concepts that I've been introduced to.