True Anon Truth Feed - [PREVIEW] Episode 265: Booyakasha
Aired: 2023-01-20
Duration: 04:54


=== Never Seen Braveheart? (04:54) ===

[00:00:00]  The first time I saw me, Tojo, it was like looking at one of them gods outside of Granny's palace, all tall and erect, unmoving, unflappable, a large crimson shaft topped off by a jet black hat all covered in fur.
[00:00:19]  But for me, my God was a god without a mission.
[00:00:23]  He had no one to protect until I met me, Megan.
[00:00:28]  And I snogged her.
[00:00:30]  And I looked at a minge and I kissed her on the lips.
[00:00:35]  But me mum, me, well, me mum passed, me gran, me da, me non's uncle.
[00:00:44]  They all say, that American actress, what's she in?
[00:00:48]  What's she, what, I've never even seen her.
[00:00:50]  Is she in succession?
[00:00:52]  And I said, no, she's in suits.
[00:00:53]  And they're like, what is that?
[00:00:55]  And I say, I don't know.
[00:00:56]  I thought it was like billions.
[00:00:57]  But then I looked it up when I was reading this book and I realized it's a different show.
[00:01:02]  And they said, you must leave.
[00:01:05]  You must leave England.
[00:01:07]  And I said, I'll never leave England.
[00:01:10]  Everything I do is for England.
[00:01:13]  And Megan, she took me aside and she said in her American voice, she said, Harry, you're the most handsome ginger in the ginger pile.
[00:01:23]  Come with me to Montecito.
[00:01:25]  And I said, I never heard of that.
[00:01:27]  Is that somewhere in Spain or elsewhere in the Iberian Peninsula?
[00:01:31]  She said, no, it's in California, Harry.
[00:01:35]  And so I said goodbye to me, Paul, my grandmom, the queen, and me nonce uncle.
[00:01:42]  And I headed out to Montecito and I met a beautiful woman named Oprah.
[00:01:47]  Well, you know the rest.
[00:02:14]  You've never seen Liz shake her head like she just shook her head.
[00:02:18]  I thought you were going to transition into Braveheart and I got very excited.
[00:02:20]  I can't do accents.
[00:02:22]  No, not the accent, the speech.
[00:02:24]  I've never seen Braveheart.
[00:02:25]  What?
[00:02:26]  Yeah.
[00:02:27]  It's one of those movies.
[00:02:28]  Here's my thing about movies.
[00:02:29]  I don't want to get, I don't want to become a movie.
[00:02:31]  I would say this.
[00:02:33]  Braveheart is one of those movies that's like, he's sort of just like, it's like a stall saying.
[00:02:38]  That's what I'm saying.
[00:02:39]  It's like, it was parodied in so many children's cartoons that I watched growing up that I was like, I get it.
[00:02:44]  If you haven't seen it, it's not like you're going to sit down.
[00:02:46]  What are you going to sit down on a Sunday afternoon and watch Braveheart?
[00:02:48]  I'm going to watch Braveheart?
[00:02:50]  That's weird.
[00:02:50]  It's just Lord of the Rings with Scottish people, right?
[00:02:52]  They're Scottish.
[00:02:53]  It's not.
[00:02:54]  There's no hobbit?
[00:02:55]  That would be very weird for you to do.
[00:02:57]  Are hobbits real?
[00:02:59]  Depends on who you ask.
[00:03:00]  Okay.
[00:03:00]  I used to, when I was younger, I'm not going to say this actually.
[00:03:04]  Okay.
[00:03:04]  When I was younger, I would imagine all of the different races.
[00:03:09]  Kind of this was corresponding to height.
[00:03:11]  I was like, wow, what if dwarves were real?
[00:03:15]  What?
[00:03:15]  You know, because there's like, I would be like, well, I would think of tall people like elves and short people like dwarves.
[00:03:22]  I was probably eight years old and I thought this kind of stuff.
[00:03:26]  But that isn't true.
[00:03:27]  Hello, everyone.
[00:03:30]  I'm Liz.
[00:03:31]  My name.
[00:03:34]  Well, they call me Bryce.
[00:03:38]  The Yorkshire Pudding.
[00:03:40]  And of course, we have my beautiful blood pudding eel pie right here, producer Young Chompsy.
[00:03:45]  And the podcast is called Archetypes by Spotify with Megan Markle and Prince Harry.
[00:03:51]  Isn't Prince Harry supposed to be doing that podcast?
[00:03:53]  I think they just did.
[00:03:54]  Didn't they just do a like big thing's coming?
[00:03:57]  We've got a teaser.
[00:03:58]  And then they just didn't put any up.
[00:04:00]  So you have not looked, but it was like a huge fucking deal with Spotify.
[00:04:04]  $20 million.
[00:04:06]  Million.
[00:04:06]  Wow, it feels almost as big as ours.
[00:04:09]  Yeah, I know.
[00:04:09]  Our Spotify deal is crazy.
[00:04:11]  Spoiler alert.
[00:04:12]  Oh, my God.
[00:04:14]  I should have introduced myself as the heir and you as the spa.
[00:04:18]  The spare.
[00:04:19]  Yeah.
[00:04:19]  Well, we do have a bit of a spare tire growing here because I have done nothing but Prince Harry.
[00:04:28]  You've done nothing but Prince Harry.
[00:04:29]  Little behind the scenes thing here at Truinon.
[00:04:31]  I was sick.
[00:04:33]  You were.
[00:04:34]  And you, I still am a little sick, but you came to me on my sick bed.
[00:04:39]  Victorian fainting couch.
[00:04:41]  Exactly.
[00:04:41]  I was just there.
[00:04:42]  That was partly what inspired this episode.
[00:04:44]  I was wearing my dressing gown, of course.
[00:04:46]  Of course.
[00:04:47]  My stocking cap.
[00:04:48]  Absolutely.
[00:04:49]  My pointy toad, but also.
[00:04:52]  And you had your little handkerchief next to you with the blood on it.