True Anon Truth Feed - [PREVIEW] Episode 263: Twitter Tranche Aired: 2023-01-12 Duration: 04:49 === Why I Hate Movies (03:25) === [00:00:00] I saw Babylon. [00:00:02] I was just going to ask you that. [00:00:03] I was going to say, Bris, did you see the movie Babylon? [00:00:06] You think I forgot that I wanted to talk about this. [00:00:10] Yeah. [00:00:10] Now, something that we've gotten feedback from listeners on is that my not liking movies is sort of seen as, like, weird, right? [00:00:21] People think it's, like— I think it's funny that you don't like movies, just, like, as a thing. [00:00:28] Yeah. [00:00:28] Yeah, I mean, yeah, I don't. [00:00:30] Not like a certain type of movie. [00:00:33] There's some movies that I really don't like when this happens. [00:00:35] Like, no, just movies as a medium. [00:00:38] Don't really like movies as a medium. [00:00:39] And then there's some movies I do like, right? [00:00:41] Yeah. [00:00:41] But as always, exception proves the rule. [00:00:43] Okay. [00:00:44] Babylon was the worst movie I have ever seen in my life. [00:00:49] Okay. [00:00:50] Let's pause here for a second. [00:00:52] Okay. [00:00:52] One. [00:00:52] I have absolutely zero idea what the movie is about other than like Margo Robbie, Warm Light. [00:01:03] Oh, yeah. [00:01:03] Brad Pitt, who I assume his face has been CGI'd to be younger in the movie. [00:01:09] Yeah, yeah, yeah. [00:01:10] He's had probably, I'm going to go ahead and say one too many face slips over the years or in the past year, depending on how you look at it. [00:01:20] What does that mean? [00:01:21] Go on. [00:01:22] Depending on how you look at his face. [00:01:23] Okay, okay. [00:01:24] I'm saying, I think that maybe he's had some corrective work done. [00:01:27] Gotcha. [00:01:27] Gotcha. [00:01:30] And some flouncy dresses. [00:01:31] I have no, oh, there's a couple influencers in it, I know, because of Instagram posting that I see. [00:01:37] Other than that, I have absolutely zero idea what this movie is about. [00:01:40] The circus? [00:01:42] First day of the year, right? [00:01:44] I'm tired. [00:01:46] You know, I'm weary. [00:01:48] I want to rejuvenate myself. [00:01:50] Why are you so sleepy? [00:01:51] Well, due to my attendance at the Miley Cyrus New Year's Eve party at the Telemundo Studios. [00:01:57] But I was a sleepy guy. [00:01:58] Wait, it was at Telemundo? [00:01:59] It was at Telemundo Studios on the very outskirts of Miami. [00:02:02] I love that. [00:02:04] And I was sleepy. [00:02:06] And, you know, a couple of my friends and I decided we go see a movie. [00:02:12] Only movie playing was Babylon. [00:02:14] The only movie that I hadn't seen because I had seen Avatar, which was not a movie, it was an experience. [00:02:17] But I go in. [00:02:20] I knew nothing about this film. [00:02:21] I hadn't seen any. [00:02:22] I knew that people didn't like it, but people like movies and I don't like them. [00:02:26] It just come out. [00:02:26] Exactly. [00:02:27] Well, listen. [00:02:29] Okay. [00:02:29] So I go in there. [00:02:31] Yes. [00:02:33] I took some notes. [00:02:35] Did you play that song, Babylon? [00:02:38] No, the Roxy Music song? [00:02:40] Yeah. [00:02:40] No. [00:02:42] Avalon. [00:02:43] This is the Roxy Music song. [00:02:44] Yeah, no. [00:02:44] Babylon. [00:02:46] David Gray. [00:02:47] Babylon. [00:02:49] Babylon starts off with a 30-minute cocaine and orgy, like 1920s Hollywood party. [00:02:57] And it was at that point I realized that the movie, if not based upon the Kenneth Anger book, Hollywood Babylon, was sort of an homage to Hollywood Babylon. [00:03:06] Now, Hollywood Babylon, great, great book. [00:03:09] Read it when I was very young. [00:03:10] Met Kenneth Anger, having not seen any of his films, but because he had a lot of people. [00:03:14] I remember you telling me that. [00:03:15] I think that's so crazy. [00:03:17] Well, we went to a movie of his, but we talked to him after. [00:03:21] Anyways, my notes here say, I want to kill myself. === People Leaving Before The End (01:24) === [00:03:25] I wish that I was James Holmes, but protecting the audience against the movie. [00:03:30] So I had these visions during the film that I was standing up there and sort of like pressing these people back, like these poor moviegoers behind me. [00:03:39] Like a passenger seat kind of movie. [00:03:41] Exactly. [00:03:41] Like, no, no. [00:03:42] No. [00:03:43] You're the mom and you're in the, you know, in the Subaru. [00:03:46] Exactly. [00:03:46] Don't put your arms out. [00:03:48] Well, I'm kind of always. [00:03:49] Stay back. [00:03:50] Keep your seat fell down. [00:03:51] Not around their chest, but around their eyes. [00:03:53] Sure. [00:03:53] So they can't see. [00:03:55] Meanwhile, of course. [00:03:56] The reverse clockwork warrant. [00:03:58] Yes. [00:03:58] Yeah. [00:03:58] Exactly. [00:03:59] Exactly. [00:04:00] I will say this. [00:04:01] This movie was one of the, every single thing about it sucked dick. [00:04:06] I don't know how to talk about movies. [00:04:08] I don't know like the film criticism. [00:04:11] All I know is that I had the worst three hours of my fucking life in that movie theater. [00:04:18] And by the end, by the end of the third hour, there were people getting up and leaving before the movie finished. [00:04:25] Multiple groups of people getting up and leaving. [00:04:27] It was a love letter to movies that made me never want to see a movie again. [00:04:31] I have no idea what the plot was. [00:04:33] I have no idea what the character's motivations or anything were. [00:04:37] All I know is that if I was still doing cocaine, I would never touch a fucking speck of the stuff again. [00:04:43] I will never participate in any kind of orgy, let alone one in some kind of crazy manse.