True Anon Truth Feed - [PREVIEW] Episode 261: Peace On Earth Aired: 2022-12-28 Duration: 04:52 === Pre-Recorded Countdown (04:12) === [00:00:00] 30, 29, 28, 27. [00:00:04] No, don't do it. [00:00:05] 26. [00:00:06] Okay. [00:00:07] Five. [00:00:08] Four. [00:00:09] Three. [00:00:11] Two. [00:00:13] Two and a half. [00:00:14] Okay. [00:00:15] Or wait, one and a half? [00:00:17] No. [00:00:17] One. [00:00:19] Boom. [00:00:19] You're done. [00:00:20] Happy New Year's. [00:00:21] Oh, my God. [00:00:22] We were doing different countdowns. [00:00:23] This is so crazy. [00:00:24] We actually, for those of you who are listening to this, we're recording this on December 31st, now January 1st. [00:00:31] It was 2021. [00:00:33] Now it's 2022. [00:00:34] We pre-recorded this at the beginning of the year. [00:00:37] The Ghalane trial just ended 2022. [00:00:40] The future looks bright. [00:00:41] I am so excited to see what's going to happen here. [00:00:44] Now that it's been a year, I can tell people I did get COVID at the Ghillain Maxwell trial. [00:00:49] Yeah, you were surprisingly hesitant about revealing that. [00:00:53] I think out of fear of seeming weak for getting COVID, but I just don't want. [00:00:58] No, you know why? [00:00:59] No, none of your business. [00:01:01] HIPAA. [00:01:01] It's none of your business. [00:01:03] HIPAA. [00:01:03] Well, I'm going to further reveal where you actually got COVID from. [00:01:08] It was from Madison Square Guard. [00:01:10] Oh. [00:01:11] From our one and only mainstream media appearance bar stool offices. [00:01:19] Yeah. [00:01:20] You did get COVID from that. [00:01:22] I, even though I spent a lot of time there, spent a lot of time, particularly the Call Her Daddy offices, I actually came out COVID free from that incident. [00:01:33] Unfortunately, as I said, this is a pre-recording, and Liz has passed. [00:02:00] Hello, everybody. [00:02:01] Just playing. [00:02:03] We didn't do that. [00:02:04] We didn't pre-record. [00:02:05] We don't pre-record. [00:02:06] Well, we do in the sense that the episode, we record the episode and it comes out later. [00:02:11] But that's not technically, that's not really a pre-recording. [00:02:13] That's definitely technically pre-recorded. [00:02:14] You know what I'm saying? [00:02:15] Yeah. [00:02:16] We're not recording like for like, we're not doing like time capsule recordings. [00:02:20] No, but we could do that. [00:02:21] Well, the thing is, and this is actually a little lesson we learned this year. [00:02:25] The gambit with being a podcaster, you don't want to make too many predictions, right? [00:02:31] It's a, it's a, I'm going to call the world a fluid situation. [00:02:34] Things are always changing, moving around like water going through the cracks in the pavement. [00:02:39] And, you know, you don't want to, you don't want to, you don't want to call one wrong and then actually have that in the vault. [00:02:45] Although I think what we should do is we should make for every possible large political event, we should record two different episodes. [00:02:52] Oh, one goes one way, one goes the other. [00:02:55] Ready to rock, you know, right whenever Bolsonaro does a coup, all that kind of stuff. [00:03:00] We should just record an episode for basically every possible. [00:03:04] That's basically how sports writers, you know, there was like so many writers. [00:03:09] This is like during the World Cup, which was the, you know, the best game of the World Cup in history or whatever. [00:03:14] All these writers had all their, you know, their stories penned. [00:03:18] And then when France tied it up, they had to like write new ones. [00:03:22] And then when it went to overtime, they had to kind of like throw, like, by the end, once it got to penalties, all the writers were just like throwing out all their pieces. [00:03:29] They'd written like five stories. [00:03:31] Good God. [00:03:32] See, this is why I quit the business. [00:03:34] I'm done with it. [00:03:35] Of sports writing. [00:03:36] Yeah. [00:03:36] Yeah. [00:03:36] That's why, that's why that day that you got COVID at Barstool, I stormed out. [00:03:40] I said, I'm done with this. [00:03:41] My 15-year internship is at its end. [00:03:44] I no longer wish- 15-year unpaid internship. [00:03:46] Unpaid internship. [00:03:48] I've just been doing a side hustle after side hustle after side hustle, most of which is doing 53rd and 3rd style fellatios in Manhattan. [00:03:58] I'm not even going to ask what that means. [00:04:00] Hello, everyone. [00:04:01] I'm Liz. [00:04:02] My name is Brace. [00:04:03] We are, of course, joined here in cyberspace where we're recording this episode by Young Chompsky. [00:04:11] The podcast is called Truanon. === Liz Is Done With Her Internship (00:38) === [00:04:13] And I am wearing, ladies and gentlemen, a Kangle. [00:04:17] Yeah, your funky ass is definitely wearing a Kangle hat right now. [00:04:20] I'm wearing a Kangle. [00:04:21] I've got the toothpick in my mouth, as you can hear. [00:04:24] Let's do a little ASMR here. [00:04:27] That's me sucking the tea tree oil off of it. [00:04:32] I loved, you know what? [00:04:33] I really like tea tree toothpicks. [00:04:35] Those are great if you're trying to quit smoking. [00:04:37] Yeah, they are. [00:04:38] And you know what? [00:04:40] One thing when I had some skin problems, I once put tea tree on my foot due to an injury I had as a kid. [00:04:49] It's about six or seven years ago.