True Anon Truth Feed - [PREVIEW] Episode 249: Worldwide Webb Aired: 2022-09-21 Duration: 04:25 === Trick'ems Revisited (04:13) === [00:00:00] Cold opens are overrated. [00:00:02] I agree. [00:00:03] Liz, I think that we should stop doing them and we should have some sort of fade-in intro music that's like comes in with like a pulsing jungle beat. [00:00:13] Or we just do like a John Cage thing, but we don't tell them. [00:00:17] Yeah. [00:00:17] Yeah. [00:00:18] And then it just hits you, Blam Mo. [00:00:21] We just started. [00:00:22] That was the cold open, the coldest of opens. [00:00:25] Yeah, well, we kind of did that with the AOC episode. [00:00:28] No, that was little flip'ems. [00:00:31] We flipped thems. [00:00:32] But it's a trick. [00:00:34] Yeah, we did a trick'ems. [00:00:36] And, you know, frankly, we have another trick'ems today. [00:00:40] We've, I can't think of a trick'ems. [00:00:42] I'm sorry. [00:00:42] This is just, you know what? [00:00:44] We have no trick'ems. [00:00:45] This is the intro music. [00:01:10] William Chomsky is hungry. [00:01:15] Don't do that. [00:01:16] Who's hungry? [00:01:18] Who's hungry, Liz? [00:01:22] That's not the episode. [00:01:23] Who's hungry, Liz? [00:01:25] No, stop it. [00:01:27] Stop it. [00:01:27] Okay. [00:01:28] Hello, Brace. [00:01:30] Hello, Liz. [00:01:31] I am hungry. [00:01:33] And I'm Liz. [00:01:34] We are also joined by producer Young Chomsky. [00:01:37] And this is Trinan. [00:01:39] Hello. [00:01:39] Hello. [00:01:40] I want to tell you something about Young Chomsky's personal life. [00:01:43] Occasionally, we'll be over at his basement dwelling abode. [00:01:49] His one large concrete bare, no paint walled room, pipes hanging over, things dripping, a vague smell of like a Reverso loft. [00:01:59] Yeah, exactly. [00:02:00] Yeah, it's actually underneath, like most of it is under, like sub-basement kind of level thing. [00:02:06] Dirt floor, peasant trappings, barrels, etc. [00:02:12] And we'll be recording. [00:02:14] And then he'll be like, he'll be a little cranky. [00:02:16] It's like the look he's giving me right now. [00:02:17] I get cranky too. [00:02:18] But the way that Young Chomsky solves it, he goes over to the sink and there's just like 40 eggs. [00:02:25] And he just fucking cool hand Luke Stout, pops them in his mouth. [00:02:29] One, he flicks them. [00:02:30] He's like, catch them in the fucking air. [00:02:32] He throws one forward, runs quickly, and is able to snatch out of the air like some kind of wild beast. [00:02:39] It's insane. [00:02:41] I just thought of just really quickly, you know what you don't hear about very much anymore? [00:02:46] Yes. [00:02:46] The Verso loft. [00:02:48] Yeah, unfortunately. [00:02:50] And then I was thinking that we should open a new one called the Reverso Loft. [00:02:55] The Reverso Loft? [00:02:57] I don't know enough about Verso to like even yeah, I don't know what we would do there, but I just like the name Reverso Loft and I think we could do something with it. [00:03:04] We're putting out a book that says you should have a family. [00:03:10] Yeah, no, unfortunately, there was, I just don't, I don't know how to say this. [00:03:17] Like the last time I was there, I did Coke and there was just a little bit of fentanyl in it. [00:03:23] And I got so high that I ended up selling all my Bitcoin, purchasing the Verso loft, tearing that motherfucker down and building luxury condos. [00:03:32] And so this is the last episode of Truanon. [00:03:35] We have gone into real estate. [00:03:37] And in place of where you had your little Verso lofts, you had little anarchist bookstores, we have bought them, sold them, demolished them, and built the nicest places with ground floor coffee shops, a whole foos, an underground parking garage, and apartments that will stand empty, but which you can use in your online battles, whether you're a YIMBY, whether you're a NIMBY. [00:04:01] We have something for you. [00:04:03] Leases start at $7,000 per square foot, and none of them are for sale. === Selling Books, Buying Real Estate (00:11) === [00:04:13] Well, you know what's going to be for sale? [00:04:15] That's so good. [00:04:16] She's the queen. [00:04:17] Yeah. [00:04:18] A book. [00:04:19] Two books. [00:04:21] Two volumes by Whitney Webb.