True Anon Truth Feed - [PREVIEW] Episode 243: Anatomy of a Conspiracy Aired: 2022-08-03 Duration: 04:58 === Why We Accidentally Blackmail Ourselves (04:06) === [00:00:00] Oh my god, we just had a rare, rare young Chomsky fake out. [00:00:04] Fake out? [00:00:05] He did. [00:00:06] He's like, you're rolling. [00:00:07] Oh, just kidding. [00:00:08] No, you're not. [00:00:09] Fake out. [00:00:10] A lot better than all those times that he tapes us without us knowing it. [00:00:13] And we accidentally say embarrassing or compromising information. [00:00:17] Yeah, that's the whole thing: he's the one that's actually running the entire blackmail ring. [00:00:21] Well, I mean, that's the thing is, I realize, Liz, check this out. [00:00:24] Why wouldn't they think it's the guy who controls the microphones? [00:00:26] Why would they think it's us? [00:00:28] My thing is this. [00:00:30] What if this whole time that we've just been talking to each other, having these candid, honest conversations with ourselves and sometimes with guests or friends? [00:00:40] What if somebody was recording us this entire time and releasing it like to the public? [00:00:47] Yeah, under like, I don't know, a podcast name or something. [00:00:52] But like without our consent? [00:00:55] Yeah, like, like, have you ever thought that maybe there's like a podcast out there called like the lefty dudes that like is just us talking? [00:01:04] Well, we would never call it that. [00:01:07] No, but like, what if we called it like what if we, what if I'm trying to think of stupid left-wing names, little rose that could, yeah, yeah, what, what if we called it red and roses or something? [00:01:19] Like, what if, what if there was a podcast out there called that, and it was just us talking? [00:01:24] God, that would be such a nightmare. [00:01:26] That would be so embarrassing. [00:01:28] Thank God it's not true. [00:01:43] Liz. [00:01:58] Hello. [00:01:59] Um, I don't want to like call you out or anything. [00:02:05] I'm not going to do Oatly, I promise. [00:02:07] No, no, I know you're not. [00:02:10] But I have to ask, why are you wearing a Nazi shirt? [00:02:17] What? [00:02:18] I'm not wearing an what? [00:02:20] Yeah. [00:02:21] What are you talking about? [00:02:22] I don't know if you've heard of a little organization called the Proud Boys. [00:02:25] Oh, first of all, it's not a shirt, baby. [00:02:28] It's a dress. [00:02:30] Oh. [00:02:32] Oh, okay. [00:02:33] My bad. [00:02:34] I thought you were just wearing a long shirt like women do sometimes. [00:02:37] But I realize you don't really do that. [00:02:38] I don't do that. [00:02:39] You're not that kind of heroine. [00:02:41] Yeah. [00:02:41] No, it's a dress. [00:02:43] And second of all, I shan't let the Proud Boys, which is like, also, they've gone down. [00:02:53] Steal Fred Perry from us. [00:02:55] This isn't their colorway, let's be clear. [00:02:57] I'm not wearing a Nazi outfit, okay? [00:02:59] We just, I don't want to put that on the podcast. [00:03:01] I mean, it's, you know, it's not an outfit, but it is a Nazi dress. [00:03:05] You're the one that's wearing the full regalia. [00:03:07] Yes, it's cool for me to do it, okay? [00:03:10] Yes. [00:03:12] I got it at a thrift store. [00:03:14] It was my great uncle's. [00:03:15] I'm sorry. [00:03:16] It's Hugo Boss. [00:03:17] Are you mad that I'm wearing fucking designer now? [00:03:19] You don't like this? [00:03:20] Oh, I'm sorry for flexing on you. [00:03:23] My new character is a guy who calls Hugo Boss Ugo Boss. [00:03:27] Ugo Boss. [00:03:28] This makes it more Nazi. [00:03:29] Hello, everyone. [00:03:30] Hello. [00:03:31] I'm Blaze. [00:03:32] My skinhead bud. [00:03:34] I met a Dana Croydon when I was down there to see the Cockney Rejects. [00:03:38] We're not doing that episode. [00:03:39] This is a Chelsea haircut. [00:03:40] My name is Brace. [00:03:42] And of course, we are joined by our mod producer, Young Chomsky. [00:03:49] In full suit supply. [00:03:51] I mean, the man is wearing. [00:03:53] The man. [00:03:55] The man. [00:03:55] It is all fun in games to call me wearing a Nazi outfit, but the second we suggest that Young Chomsky is wearing something from Suit Supply, the line has been crossed. [00:04:05] What is Suit Supply? === Wear the Right Suit! (00:52) === [00:04:06] If I had to be like this, you couldn't sit down comfortably. [00:04:10] Like, you know, when you see The Rock in the tiniest suits? [00:04:13] Yeah, he's wearing them tight suits. [00:04:14] Yeah. [00:04:14] It's that butt direct to consumer. [00:04:16] I will say this: listeners out there, if you are a man, don't listen to what they tell you out there. [00:04:22] You need to wear a suit that is two sizes too small because it accentuates your body. [00:04:27] The most what women want to see when you walk out onto that dance floor at the beauty bar, they want to see your buttons. [00:04:37] Does it still exist? [00:04:38] Oh, yeah. [00:04:39] Does it exist here? [00:04:40] It was on 14th Street. [00:04:42] He doesn't know. [00:04:43] You don't know. [00:04:44] He doesn't do cooking. [00:04:44] Oh my God. [00:04:45] Different era. [00:04:46] I played a show at Beauty Bar in Las Vegas. [00:04:49] Yeah, there was a Beauty Bar in Las Vegas. [00:04:50] There's Beauty Bar in San Francisco, Beauty Bar, Austin, Beauty Bar, New York. [00:04:53] I've only been to. [00:04:54] When I lived in New York, Beauty Bar. [00:04:55] Yeah. [00:04:56] Man, we were there a lot. [00:04:57] That place should be shut down.