True Anon Truth Feed - [PREVIEW] Episode 229: Scrolling Towards Bethlehem
Aired: 2022-05-31
Duration: 04:53


=== Coughing in Public (01:34) ===

[00:00:00]  This will be the final episode of True Non.
[00:00:02]  Oh my god.
[00:00:03]  No, it won't.
[00:00:03]  I've got the sniffles.
[00:00:07]  Ending the show because you have a cold.
[00:00:09]  It's not ending the show.
[00:00:11]  Well, the show will end, I hope, because my life is going to be over.
[00:00:14]  Oh, my God.
[00:00:14]  No, I've got a terminal case of the sniffles.
[00:00:21]  And nobody feels bad for me because it's not COVID, and you have to have COVID in order to get any sympathy these days.
[00:00:28]  You know, I gotta say, I think that the sympathy for COVID is over.
[00:00:32]  We're done.
[00:00:32]  We don't have sympathy for COVID.
[00:00:34]  Now it's kind of your own fault.
[00:00:36]  Well, I don't know about that, but it's more just like, yeah, okay, because we've all had it.
[00:00:40]  So it's sort of like, yeah, been there, buddy.
[00:00:42]  Yeah.
[00:00:42]  Sucks.
[00:00:43]  Best of luck.
[00:00:44]  My thing too now is one of my greatest passions prior to the scam damn is I loved coughing in public.
[00:00:52]  Saddling up saddling up to a salad bar and just fucking hacking all over that motherfucker.
[00:00:57]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:00:57]  Go under the sneeze guard.
[00:01:00]  I'm just in the lettuce, just spitting on the olives.
[00:01:05]  Now it's like every time I've been, the past few days, because I have been sick, ladies and gentlemen.
[00:01:11]  We were supposed to record this when, Liz, Friday.
[00:01:15]  Yeah, and we did not because I had a fever.
[00:01:18]  You did the sniffles.
[00:01:19]  It was, that was, that was hard sniffles.
[00:01:22]  I had sniffles and I was talking like this.
[00:01:26]  But now it's like I go out in public and I'm like, fuck, everyone's judging me for coughing and not wearing a mask.
[00:01:33]  Yeah.
[00:01:33]  Well, you shouldn't do that.

=== Sick Sniffles Talk (03:19) ===

[00:01:34]  It's gross.
[00:01:35]  It's the new scarlet letter.
[00:01:39]  No, just don't cough from people.
[00:01:41]  Just be normal.
[00:01:41]  I'm coughing people.
[00:01:43]  I'm coughing on my nipple by unbuttoning half my shirt and putting my mouth in there.
[00:01:48]  Just don't be grossy.
[00:01:58]  Here we are again.
[00:02:15]  Oh my God.
[00:02:16]  Let me start it.
[00:02:17]  Hello, everyone.
[00:02:18]  Hello.
[00:02:22]  Hi, Liz.
[00:02:24]  Hello.
[00:02:24]  I'm Liz.
[00:02:26]  By the time you're listening to this, I was Bray Speldon.
[00:02:31]  I was a man who felt and thought and loved.
[00:02:36]  And of course, we're joined by producer Young Chomsky.
[00:02:38]  And this is Shrouanon.
[00:02:39]  Hello, everyone.
[00:02:41]  Hello.
[00:02:42]  You know, I don't want to snot all over the mic, Liz.
[00:02:46]  Well, yeah, I think you already have.
[00:02:48]  We've been doing this for about an hour.
[00:02:49]  Yes.
[00:02:50]  And a half.
[00:02:50]  That's not true.
[00:02:51]  Not an hour and a half.
[00:02:52]  Oh, no, you're right.
[00:02:53]  No, it's been an hour and a half.
[00:02:56]  You know, we could do a long intro here where I complained and try to make people feel sorry for me.
[00:03:03]  Don't feel sorry for him.
[00:03:04]  Don't ever feel sorry for him.
[00:03:06]  He's fine.
[00:03:07]  You're fine.
[00:03:08]  Oh, you're a little sick.
[00:03:09]  Oh, no, you got a cold.
[00:03:10]  Oh, you got to take Mucinex.
[00:03:12]  Oh, you're fine.
[00:03:13]  Well, no, I get to take Mucinex.
[00:03:15]  I love it.
[00:03:16]  It's good.
[00:03:17]  I drink Mucinex even when I'm not sick.
[00:03:20]  I don't like Mucinex because the name is grossy.
[00:03:24]  It's grossy.
[00:03:25]  And we already established during the cold open, don't be grossy.
[00:03:28]  Mucinex, grossy name.
[00:03:30]  Also, in the commercials, it has the little grossy guy.
[00:03:33]  Yeah, that guy's cool.
[00:03:35]  No, he's grossy.
[00:03:37]  That guy's not grossy.
[00:03:38]  First of all, you like guys like that.
[00:03:40]  No, I don't like guys like the Mucinex.
[00:03:43]  Are you joking?
[00:03:44]  The slime ball is like a little bit of a broken slime ball.
[00:03:47]  How long have I known you?
[00:03:49]  How long have I known you?
[00:03:50]  First of all, he's done a slime ball.
[00:03:51]  He's a ball of mucus.
[00:03:54]  And second of all, you could do a lot.
[00:03:58]  Oh, I'm sorry.
[00:03:58]  When you blow your nose, you're like, oh, I've got so much slime coming out of me.
[00:04:02]  No, you call it what it is, mucus.
[00:04:03]  It's the scientific name for it.
[00:04:05]  Second of all, all first of all, I know all women basically want to fuck a variation of Mucinex mucus.
[00:04:13]  Second of all, I've known you for a long time, right?
[00:04:18]  And I know a lot of the people that we both know.
[00:04:22]  Mucinex.
[00:04:24]  I think this is wrong, but we should get into what the episode is really about, which is an interview with our old friend Ben Tarnoff.
[00:04:32]  Let's get into it.
[00:04:53]  Hello.