True Anon Truth Feed - [PREVIEW] Episode 226: Money Moves
Aired: 2022-05-06
Duration: 04:59


=== Collect Call Joke (02:55) ===

[00:00:04]  Liz, you're receiving a collect call from somebody who was gonna do a little funny joke here before you called it a robot voice.
[00:00:13]  No, it's a it's a phone dialing.
[00:00:15]  Okay, do it again.
[00:00:16]  Here, wait, let's start a verb.
[00:00:19]  Oh, bring, bring.
[00:00:24]  Who's that?
[00:00:25]  Hello, Liz.
[00:00:26]  You have a collect call from fuck Brace.
[00:00:30]  Sorry, I had to differentiate the voice from Brace.
[00:00:34]  Will you accept?
[00:00:36]  Uh, denied.
[00:00:59]  I feel like I could do a really good collect call voice.
[00:01:04]  Do it.
[00:01:07]  I'll dial for you.
[00:01:08]  I'll dial for you.
[00:01:12]  Hello?
[00:01:12]  Hello.
[00:01:14]  You are receiving a collect call from Brace.
[00:01:20]  Do you wish to accept?
[00:01:23]  Press one, two, accept.
[00:01:27]  Two call accepted.
[00:01:29]  Please hold.
[00:01:31]  Hey, pretty good, right?
[00:01:33]  That's pretty good.
[00:01:35]  I'm sorry I interrupted you.
[00:01:36]  I forgot there were multiple options.
[00:01:38]  Yes, multiple.
[00:01:39]  There's always way more options.
[00:01:41]  And you know what I've realized?
[00:01:42]  Because actually, I was on hold yesterday in a.
[00:01:46]  This is a imagine.
[00:01:48]  If now for the whole episode, I just detail me being on hold with a company for like two hours.
[00:01:53]  A company you can tell them what it is, a BBL repeatedly pressing zero, because that's always my shortcut like oh, immediately press zero, gotta go straight to now the machine.
[00:02:04]  Look, machine learning has advanced too far because they figured it out.
[00:02:09]  They know you can't shortcut to zero.
[00:02:12]  Now you can't shortcut, so I had no, it didn't work, so then I had to hold anyway.
[00:02:16]  It was the whole thing.
[00:02:16]  Hello everyone, hello Brace, hello Liz and hello Young Chomsky, the producer of the podcast which is called True Anon.
[00:02:23]  I do want to add a life hack there.
[00:02:25]  If you, if you and i'm not joking here if you go operator at any voice prompt generally they take you an operator just say repeatedly, i'm going to kill myself, i'm going to kill myself yeah yeah, nine.
[00:02:40]  Or start counting down ten nine hey, that's a good one too.
[00:02:44]  If you meet a woman on hinge and you get to the point where she gets you, she gives you her telephone number.
[00:02:49]  No text, call her, start counting down, yeah, Outside our home, yeah, from the last payphone in New York City, exactly.

=== Joining Black Hammer (01:59) ===

[00:02:59]  Yeah, because all girls watch the right stuff growing up with their dad, they remember that, and you don't know what's coming.
[00:03:05]  And then, and then what you do is you have your burner email, oh, yeah, you know, alt-email send a screenshot from the ring cam of you on the payphone outside the apartment.
[00:03:15]  Yes, yes, because you do need access to her ring cam immediately.
[00:03:19]  That's the thing.
[00:03:20]  That's in this no bullshit world of 2022.
[00:03:24]  Transparency, people.
[00:03:25]  I don't want any small talk.
[00:03:27]  You know, I want to know: uh, do you want kids and what's the password for your ring cam?
[00:03:32]  And do you live with anybody?
[00:03:34]  Brace.
[00:03:35]  Yeah.
[00:03:36]  It's nice to see your face.
[00:03:37]  How are you?
[00:03:38]  I am.
[00:03:39]  Well, you can't tell because of the grainy video, but I'm sweating like a pig.
[00:03:43]  Well, should, yeah, where are you?
[00:03:47]  Well, everyone's going to think I'm joking, which is fine with me, but I can't say and I won't say, but all will be.
[00:03:58]  I'm in a radically different time zone and uh bio mountain time.
[00:04:03]  It's very it's much different than Pacific Standard.
[00:04:06]  Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:04:08]  I decided to join a little group called Black Hammer.
[00:04:11]  Um, and I mean, I'm in the reparation core, and it's just it's I'm doing my thing.
[00:04:17]  Still going, um, I hope so.
[00:04:20]  They really fell off, didn't they?
[00:04:22]  Yeah, you know, they tried to, they tried to, for those who don't know, Black Hammer was well, listen to our episode about them, which we did, right?
[00:04:29]  Or did we just yeah, oh, yes, we did.
[00:04:32]  And in fact, I believe you got some shit from them for that.
[00:04:36]  You know, also because, yeah, because you were like hanging out in their Twitch streams or whatever.
[00:04:39]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:04:40]  Well, I was hanging out in the reparations core.
[00:04:41]  They have a reparations core, and I was hanging out in their Twitch streams, which is, it's hard to kind of blend in there because they have like three viewers and none of them are asking the same kind of questions as me.
[00:04:51]  But yeah, I'm somewhere that's hot and a little dangerous.