True Anon Truth Feed - [PREVIEW] Episode 223: Marathon Men (Part 3)
Aired: 2022-04-22
Duration: 04:53


=== Seven Cold Opens Stunk (04:53) ===

[00:00:00]  All right, so here's the deal.
[00:00:01]  In classic Truodon form, we have recorded six, nay, seven different cold opens.
[00:00:08]  All of them stunk.
[00:00:10]  Stinkers.
[00:00:12]  Yeah.
[00:00:12]  Even when Brace played music off his cell phone.
[00:00:16]  Baby.
[00:00:16]  All right.
[00:00:17]  Which makes sure.
[00:00:18]  No, I'm playing.
[00:00:19]  We have a producer here.
[00:00:20]  He puts in the music cube.
[00:00:22]  Here's something I want to explain to you.
[00:00:24]  If I had him drop in Dropkick Murphy's shipping out to Boston, whoa, then it would sound like we liked the song.
[00:00:33]  No, no, it will never sound like we liked that song.
[00:00:36]  Yes, no one likes that song.
[00:00:37]  Hugely popular American rock group featured in the hit movie The Departed by Martin Scorsese.
[00:00:42]  Have you ever seen that movie?
[00:00:43]  No, but I know it's in.
[00:00:45]  No, I have seen The Departed.
[00:00:48]  But, anyways, why are we mentioning this?
[00:00:53]  We are mentioning this because, look, we just really want to reiterate: look, one fact that is a fact that is not disputed about Boston.
[00:01:04]  We didn't get to get into the episode.
[00:01:06]  And so we want to reiterate it right now.
[00:01:09]  Oh, you want me to reiterate this?
[00:01:11]  Yeah, no, I want you to iterate it, and then I want you to reiterate it.
[00:01:14]  All right.
[00:01:15]  Brother Mark Wahlberg, who I call him that because he has several other brothers.
[00:01:21]  Brother Mark Wahlberg viciously beat a Vietnamese man to the point where he lost his eye in a racially motivated attack in his youth.
[00:01:32]  And now, Wahlbergers, his brother-owned restaurant, which, by the way, no, don't go into restaurant business with your brothers.
[00:01:39]  That's, you know, it's hard enough to split the check, let alone split the paycheck.
[00:01:45]  And now they make a Bon Me burger.
[00:01:48]  I have ordered 50 of these to be delivered to Liz's house in approximately what time is it?
[00:01:55]  8:30?
[00:01:56]  In two and a half hours.
[00:01:57]  So I hope you're ready to stay up, Liz.
[00:02:00]  Anyways, let's start the episode.
[00:02:16]  My name is Professor Noam Chomsky.
[00:02:20]  I was born in the antebellum era, and it's really been crazy out and out there for me to see this country grow up.
[00:02:31]  I remember when Paul Revere rode his horse through these streets, warning my parents and a little me about the incoming Redcoats.
[00:02:40]  Now, of course, it is 2022, and I'm gathered here with some of the oldest members of the various Boston colleges: Alan Derschwitz, Count Dracula, and the members of the band, The Dropkick Murphys.
[00:02:58]  I'm just kidding.
[00:02:59]  My name is Brace.
[00:03:00]  We are, of course, back with Boston Bombing Part 3.
[00:03:03]  And let's do a little roundtable introduction.
[00:03:05]  Who do we got here today?
[00:03:07]  Hey, everyone.
[00:03:07]  It's Howie again.
[00:03:08]  Hello.
[00:03:09]  Hey, I'm Ben.
[00:03:10]  Hello.
[00:03:11]  I'm Liz, of course.
[00:03:13]  And as always, we are joined by producer Young Chomsky.
[00:03:17]  And like Brace said, this is TrueNOT.
[00:03:19]  Stop saying hello.
[00:03:20]  Okay.
[00:03:23]  You don't like it?
[00:03:23]  You don't like it when I'm friendly to you, Liz?
[00:03:25]  Noted.
[00:03:28]  Yes, and hello.
[00:03:29]  Welcome back to the third part of our series on the Boston Marathon bombings, which happened nine years ago.
[00:03:40]  And we just actually recently had another marathon day and a Patriots Day pass us by.
[00:03:46]  Did either of you boys compete?
[00:03:49]  No, but I did go to the Sox game.
[00:03:52]  Oh, Ghost Socks.
[00:03:54]  Ghost Socks?
[00:03:56]  Are you?
[00:03:56]  Oh, did they win?
[00:03:57]  They did, yeah.
[00:03:58]  That's right, baby.
[00:03:59]  That's our so did the Celtics.
[00:04:01]  Holy shit.
[00:04:02]  Downtown, baby.
[00:04:03]  Yeah.
[00:04:04]  You know, our Pats are taking another ring this year, too.
[00:04:08]  That's right.
[00:04:08]  That's right.
[00:04:11]  I'm so happy that we're recording this, not during the Celtics game, to be totally honest.
[00:04:18]  So welcome back, everyone.
[00:04:20]  Last episode, we really focused on Tamerlin and his story, his lived experience.
[00:04:29]  This one, we really need to turn to the other brother, Jahar, and talk about, you know, not just his, you know, arrest, his confession, his trial, but also just some of the, I don't know, like, I don't know, mysteries surrounding some of the friends and acquaintances that he made during his time in college and some of the people that the FBI kind of round up in relation to him.