True Anon Truth Feed - [PREVIEW] Episode 221: Marathon Men (Part 2) Aired: 2022-04-18 Duration: 04:56 === Correction Needed (04:16) === [00:00:00] Hey y'all, um, since the last episode came out, there's been a lot of rumors kind of spreading around. [00:00:04] And I want to make it clear here: I didn't sell Liz to Chechnya. [00:00:08] Oh my god, like no, that was a fake listing. [00:00:13] Wait, there was a real listing? [00:00:14] Yeah, no, don't worry about it. [00:00:15] You said it was just a Twitter thing. [00:00:17] You can't even, it turns out you can't even send people like in boxes and shit. [00:00:21] They have to be dead for that. [00:00:23] And like, that's who would pay for that? [00:00:26] Well, joke's on you, bitch, because you can't sell nothing to them with the sanctions. [00:00:33] Hey, so correction from the open earlier. [00:00:58] I am selling Liz to Chechnya. [00:01:00] She'll be arriving there shortly. [00:01:01] So if you have any Truanon listeners in Grozny, she'll be doing a meet and greet where she will be in a cage. [00:01:08] That's awful. [00:01:09] Don't joke about that. [00:01:11] Okay. [00:01:12] Yes, I'm just joking. [00:01:13] Hello, Liz. [00:01:14] My name is Brace. [00:01:16] Hello, Brace. [00:01:17] My name is Liz. [00:01:19] And we are, as always, joined by producer Young Chomsky, who is not in a cage. [00:01:25] Coming out of my cage. [00:01:27] No. [00:01:27] And this is Truanon. [00:01:29] Hello. [00:01:30] Hello. [00:01:32] We have a long fucking episode. [00:01:34] So let's not, let's not even. [00:01:36] I mean, listen, if you want us to sum up what we talked about last time, we actually do it at the top of this episode. [00:01:43] No, of last episode. [00:01:45] Oh, we did. [00:01:45] Oh, yeah, you're right. [00:01:46] We did do that. [00:01:47] Yeah. [00:01:47] We're doing lots of summing up. [00:01:48] We're doing some. [00:01:49] All you lazy listeners out there. [00:01:52] Here's the thing. [00:01:52] You want to know about the Boston bombing? [00:01:54] Www.wikipedia.com. [00:01:56] Slash article. [00:01:58] Slash Boston Underscore bombing hashtag, uh. [00:02:02] Controversies and conspiracies no, but i'm gonna say this, if you like drugs, uh-huh. [00:02:11] If you like meatball sandwiches, oh yeah. [00:02:14] If you like samurai swords, uh. [00:02:18] You like terror watch lists, uncles of all stripes yeah, uh. [00:02:24] What else do we got in this episode? [00:02:27] Crack yeah, crack. [00:02:29] I do. [00:02:29] I'll be real with you. [00:02:30] I do like legitimately, in like a real way. [00:02:34] Don't answer this. [00:02:35] Some of those are like, really among my favorite things. [00:02:38] I was also just thinking when you said that, because you talk all up. [00:02:41] I thought you said tarot watch list. [00:02:44] We got to start putting women on that. [00:02:47] There needs to be a tarot watch list. [00:02:49] So if you're like you know you're, you're on your little Bumble and some woman messages you, a red thing comes up like She thinks she's gonna do magic. [00:02:58] She thinks she can do magic. [00:03:01] Like that voice says it to you from your bumble. [00:03:03] The dude ombre security. [00:03:07] Wait, ombre, like the hair thing? [00:03:09] No. [00:03:10] Okay, because that's another thing. [00:03:11] That goes, that's pretty close to tarot. [00:03:13] No one's doing ombre and it's ombre. [00:03:15] Ombre. [00:03:16] Yeah, no one's doing that anymore. [00:03:18] Women will text you and be like, oh, I'm getting an ombre. [00:03:21] I'm like, you're getting a friend? [00:03:22] Who's getting a little Mexican friend? [00:03:24] What is that? [00:03:25] And then they show up with their hair and fucked up living. [00:03:28] Well, women don't text me that, but I look at other people's phones sometimes when they're texting people. [00:03:32] No one's getting it. [00:03:33] If they're doing it, they're getting balayage. [00:03:36] Balayage. [00:03:37] All right, everyone, let's get into the episode. [00:03:51] Hey, y'all, just at the top of the episode, I want to mention that we're actually down three people today. [00:03:56] It's actually just going to be me doing this episode. [00:03:59] I found out that Howie, Ben, and Liz were actually all working for the Boston Irish Mafia while we were recording the last episode. [00:04:07] And in fact, over a two and a half hour period, I found out that they had actually betrayed me in order to fulfill the goals of their mafia superiors. === The Departed Podcasters (00:39) === [00:04:16] I actually haven't really fully seen The Departed. [00:04:18] So I'm just, that's the plot of it, though. [00:04:22] They should do an update to The Departed, but it's about podcasters. [00:04:25] Yeah. [00:04:26] The thing about The Departed is it's not even really a Boston movie. [00:04:29] It's a Hong Kong movie that they just said in Boston because that was the hot thing to do at the time. [00:04:34] It doesn't even have anything to do with Boston. [00:04:36] But I don't understand because I thought everyone was like, oh, this is totally based on John Connolly. [00:04:42] But it's not. [00:04:43] It's just a coincidence. [00:04:45] It would be really cool if the Hong Kong one took it from John Connolly and then they took it back and then like put it back in Boston. [00:04:50] Well, I mean, think about it like this. [00:04:52] Like Hong Kong, they've always called it China's Boston, right? [00:04:56] Absolutely.