True Anon Truth Feed - Episode 218: AOC
Aired: 2022-04-01
Duration: 02:22:41


=== Future Despondency (02:20:40) ===

[00:00:00]  Liz, picture this.
[00:00:03]  You and I are at the Academy Awards.
[00:00:06]  I'm listening.
[00:00:06]  Are you picturing this?
[00:00:08]  You are completely bald.
[00:00:10]  Why?
[00:00:10]  Why did you have to do that?
[00:00:12]  Because I was doing.
[00:00:13]  Well, all right.
[00:00:14]  You want to know the backstory on it?
[00:00:15]  It's because this is like 10 years in the future.
[00:00:20]  After Young Chomsky passed away due to coronavirus, the eighth wave of it, you and I grew despondent.
[00:00:30]  You grew depressed and you shaved your head.
[00:00:34]  Oh, I was going to say, and then something stopped grewing.
[00:00:38]  Okay, I don't know why that's both of us are confused on that.
[00:00:42]  You shaved your head, but we rebuild and we become vloggers.
[00:00:46]  You grow your hair back, long, luxurious locks, but I get so wrapped up in vlogging that I do like first-person POV of me going around with a razor and I shave a strip in your head and we have to shave it.
[00:00:57]  Unfortunately, we're up for Academy Awards.
[00:01:02]  You and I are sitting there.
[00:01:05]  I think the most unrealistic part of this story is that there's going to be vlogging in 10 years.
[00:01:12]  Yeah.
[00:01:12]  Oh, no, it's ultra vlogging at this point.
[00:01:14]  4D.
[00:01:15]  We're in your how.
[00:01:17]  I've been married to our viewers and you're their mother.
[00:01:21]  Oh my God.
[00:01:22]  You're and I, we have made it, we have made a documentary about young Chomsky's easily preventable death, which unfortunately we also caused by telling him to just smoke indica to get over it, which unfortunately did ruin his lungs and drove him insane because it's a drug and a poison.
[00:01:43]  On stage, as I'm trying to think of a comedian, Chris Delia, who is, you know, my old friend.
[00:01:52]  And he's like, he's, he's in an homage to last week's proceedings, does a little callback and says, you know, he's making jokes about the audience.
[00:02:02]  A 10-year callback.
[00:02:03]  Exactly.
[00:02:03]  Well, this is like 20 years of the future.
[00:02:05]  He's like, but he can't remember right.
[00:02:07]  She's just like, look at this bald bitch up here.
[00:02:13]  This is awful.
[00:02:14]  Yeah, it's terrible.
[00:02:15]  I hate Chris Delia.
[00:02:19]  I don't like any of this.
[00:02:20]  Why is it that we have to imagine a future where I'm just being made fun of on national television?
[00:02:27]  I'm a vlogger, dude.
[00:02:29]  Yeah, Young Chomsky's dead.
[00:02:31]  I'm sorry.
[00:02:32]  Why are you making us do this?
[00:02:33]  I'm not making us do this.
[00:02:35]  This is just you.
[00:02:36]  This is just the one who just the fucking way the world ended up, Liz.
[00:02:39]  This is just the way I didn't want this future.
[00:02:41]  This is your dream.
[00:02:42]  I didn't want to do this.
[00:02:43]  This is not my future.
[00:02:44]  This is not my dreams.
[00:02:44]  This is my future.
[00:02:45]  I don't want this.
[00:02:46]  You want this.
[00:03:10]  Well, actually, Liz, after that reaction, maybe I go up there and just give Chris Delia one of our classic handshakes.
[00:03:16]  I would say I'm going to go up there and give him a handshake.
[00:03:19]  I'm going to go over there and jack him off.
[00:03:21]  He's out of that guy just came back from that.
[00:03:23]  I thought of a new, I wasn't, I thought of a new like brace compact today that I think you should try out, which is, you know, because you know how sometimes you're like, oh yeah, you know, well, you can suck me off or whatever.
[00:03:38]  Like you say, whatever.
[00:03:40]  I thought a new twist on that could be, could be, well, wait.
[00:03:47]  Oh, you, yeah.
[00:03:48]  Well.
[00:03:49]  Sorry, kids, stop laughing.
[00:03:50]  No, no, do it.
[00:03:51]  Do it, baby.
[00:03:52]  I thought a new twist on that could be, oh yeah, why don't you come here and fuck my wife?
[00:03:57]  Which I thought that sounded very like brace-like to me.
[00:04:01]  I don't know.
[00:04:02]  That's what you think of me.
[00:04:03]  I'm not married.
[00:04:05]  You can go, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, tough guy.
[00:04:08]  Why don't you go over here and fuck my wife?
[00:04:10]  Oh, yeah.
[00:04:11]  Yeah, you think you're so badass?
[00:04:13]  Sounds natural.
[00:04:14]  Why don't you go have sex with her for 20 minutes?
[00:04:17]  That sounds like something you'd say.
[00:04:19]  Why don't you toss her garters to the side?
[00:04:21]  Why don't you, why don't you talk to her?
[00:04:22]  Why would your wife?
[00:04:23]  Your wife wouldn't have a garter.
[00:04:24]  The garter comes off at the wedding.
[00:04:26]  What's a garter?
[00:04:27]  That's the thing.
[00:04:28]  Oh, my God.
[00:04:28]  It's like what rockabilly chicks have.
[00:04:30]  Or they get tattooed on.
[00:04:32]  That's when you know you're dealing with a real, real lady.
[00:04:35]  Hello, everyone.
[00:04:37]  Hi.
[00:04:40]  My name is Brace.
[00:04:42]  I'm Liz.
[00:04:43]  We are, of course, joined by our producer, Jung Chomsky.
[00:04:45]  This is True Non.
[00:04:48]  This is another one of those instances where I really hope our guest does not listen to the intro.
[00:04:52]  I know.
[00:04:53]  I was just thinking that it's like, you know, we go on, we did the interview for so long.
[00:04:56]  You get a little loopy, and then this is what we come up with.
[00:04:58]  It's just total disaster.
[00:05:00]  I know.
[00:05:02]  But whatever.
[00:05:03]  I mean, you know, what are you going to do?
[00:05:05]  Pull it?
[00:05:05]  Not happening, baby.
[00:05:06]  We're not going to redo it.
[00:05:08]  We got to get onto one of those, like, what's Rumble?
[00:05:11]  We got to get onto one of those things to start doing our podcast.
[00:05:14]  Jan Chomsky's on it all the time.
[00:05:15]  He's always talking about it.
[00:05:16]  He's like, man, some great thing on Rumble.
[00:05:18]  No, it's Grinder is the thing you're talking about.
[00:05:20]  It's another kind of manly sounding app.
[00:05:22]  Wait, wasn't there?
[00:05:23]  Oh, wait, there's Gab, Rumble, Truth Social.
[00:05:27]  Truth Social.
[00:05:28]  Has Truth Social dropped yet?
[00:05:30]  I think they, did they do a soft launch?
[00:05:33]  Was it soft launch?
[00:05:34]  I've done a lot of soft launches.
[00:05:36]  I knew you were.
[00:05:38]  Yeah.
[00:05:38]  Oh, my God.
[00:05:39]  True Social is America's big 10 social media platform that I'm not interested in.
[00:05:44]  All right, all right, all right.
[00:05:44]  So we've got a really big guest on the show today.
[00:05:49]  A little different of an episode from us, although we not if you've only heard the intro.
[00:05:56]  The intro is the same.
[00:05:58]  The rest of the episode, maybe a little bit different.
[00:06:00]  Maybe a little more, I'd say a little more professional aspect.
[00:06:05]  It gets a little testy at times, but I would say pretty professional.
[00:06:10]  Yeah, it's definitely different from a lot of our usual episodes, but I think it sort of fits along, I don't know, just the general theme of the show.
[00:06:20]  Wait, what is the general theme of the show?
[00:06:22]  I don't know, talking to women from New York.
[00:06:25]  No, no.
[00:06:26]  I think, I don't know.
[00:06:27]  We, so spoiler alert, we have Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez on the show today.
[00:06:35]  And we've got a, I don't know, wide-ranging interview.
[00:06:40]  We kind of, you know, start in one place, end up in totally different, stop at a lot of different places on the way to that end.
[00:06:48]  You're describing, Liz, here, a journey.
[00:06:50]  Yes, a real journey.
[00:06:52]  But, you know, I think, and we kind of talk about this, you know, in the interview to be, you know, just to be totally upfront.
[00:06:58]  Like we talk about this, you know, you and I have had some criticism of the Congresswoman in the past.
[00:07:04]  And I think a lot of people on the left have, you know, voiced some concerns or, you know, just like, you know, what it really looks like to have power, to, you know, in her words, take up space, you know, really to be out there.
[00:07:22]  And so I think this was just a really good, I think we have a really good conversation, a really good back and forth.
[00:07:28]  And I feel like we all left in really good players.
[00:07:32]  Yeah.
[00:07:33]  Yeah.
[00:07:33]  I mean, I have nothing more to add to that.
[00:07:35]  I was, I was, you know, obviously some pretty big political differences in some ways here, but honestly, like it was an honor to do the interview.
[00:07:43]  And I think we should just get into it.
[00:07:45]  Let's uh let's roll the table, is it?
[00:07:48]  [long gap]

=== April Fools Prankocalypse (02:00) ===

[02:20:40]  April Fools.
[02:20:41]  You know, my friend was born on April Fools and he has a tattoo that says April.
[02:20:45]  It's my birthday, April Fools.
[02:20:48]  That's it.
[02:20:51]  I mean, it's the pranksters.
[02:20:53]  It's the prankster's Christmas.
[02:20:54]  Yeah.
[02:20:55]  The prankster.
[02:20:56]  That's you.
[02:20:57]  You think Alexander?
[02:20:58]  What are you stupid?
[02:20:59]  You think she was.
[02:21:00]  What are you fucking?
[02:21:01]  You think you stupid?
[02:21:02]  You think AOC is going on here?
[02:21:05]  I got to say, if you listen to this whole thing, you're fucking stupid.
[02:21:08]  What are you doing?
[02:21:09]  You're fucking.
[02:21:11]  What are you?
[02:21:11]  Just autoplay.
[02:21:12]  They're tipping, tapping out of fucking.
[02:21:15]  You're in slack?
[02:21:16]  Maybe you're painting their bedroom and they just left it on.
[02:21:19]  Painting your bedroom?
[02:21:21]  No.
[02:21:21]  That's something that you have a pygmy do.
[02:21:23]  You have teams of them to get up on each other's shoulders.
[02:21:27]  All right.
[02:21:28]  Well, you pranked.
[02:21:30]  You got punked.
[02:21:31]  You're pranked.
[02:21:31]  We actually, I mean, kind of the joke's on us because we sat there while that played the whole time.
[02:21:37]  Just staring into each other's eyes.
[02:21:38]  We couldn't silence.
[02:21:39]  We didn't talk.
[02:21:39]  Yeah, we couldn't talk because then that would, that would ruin.
[02:21:42]  No, ruin it.
[02:21:44]  And the crazy thing is, AOC is a method producer.
[02:21:47]  Yeah.
[02:21:47]  AOC was here.
[02:21:48]  That's how far we're willing to go for it.
[02:21:50]  I know.
[02:21:51]  We went so far, we had her here.
[02:21:54]  And then we threw her out.
[02:21:55]  Yeah.
[02:21:56]  But just kidding.
[02:21:57]  That's New York for you, baby.
[02:22:00]  On that note, I'm Liz.
[02:22:02]  We're doing a sign-off for this.
[02:22:04]  Yeah.
[02:22:04]  Okay.
[02:22:05]  You know what?
[02:22:05]  They deserve it.
[02:22:06]  All right.
[02:22:07]  Because they got punked.
[02:22:08]  They got pranked.
[02:22:09]  Yeah.
[02:22:10]  And now, you know what, bitch?
[02:22:12]  You think I would estimate 0.0, I'm doing a lot of 0.0s in this episode.
[02:22:17]  0.0005% of people will actually skip to the last 10 seconds or whatever.
[02:22:23]  You know what, though, for that 0.005%, I see you.
[02:22:26]  I hear you.
[02:22:27]  You're valid.
[02:22:28]  And I'll give you Liz's home address.
[02:22:29]  I'm Liz.
[02:22:30]  My name is Brace.
[02:22:32]  We, of course, joined by producer Hyung Chomsky, who is not dead, but alive.
[02:22:38]  And we really will see you next time.