True Anon Truth Feed - [PREVIEW] Episode 214: NATO (Part 3) Aired: 2022-03-16 Duration: 04:56 === Sonic Typing Controversy (03:32) === [00:00:00] No, what are you doing? [00:00:01] In this episode, we're hosting a roundtable debate between a host of foreign policy experts. [00:00:08] We have fellows from the Atlantic Council. [00:00:11] We even have a couple of journalists from RT. [00:00:14] And what we're debating today, is NATO Vor or is NATO feeder? [00:00:20] I don't even know what either of those things are. [00:00:22] Yes, you do. [00:00:47] Liz is saying that she doesn't know what Vore is when I can see the fucking background on her computer right now. [00:00:53] What are you talking about? [00:00:54] What's Sonic doing then? [00:00:56] What? [00:00:57] Nothing. [00:00:58] Wait, what is Sonic? [00:00:59] Wait, is Sonic part of something? [00:01:02] I used to play Sonic the Hedgehog so much when I was a kid. [00:01:05] I was really good at it. [00:01:06] My dad worked for Sega for a second. [00:01:08] So we got a free one. [00:01:09] Your dad worked at Sega? [00:01:12] For Sega. [00:01:13] Did he work? [00:01:13] Did he work in the SF? [00:01:16] I think it must have been in SF. [00:01:18] Yeah. [00:01:19] Yeah, because I remember when he brought home the Sega Genesis and I was like, yes. [00:01:23] I was like, I was so into it. [00:01:25] And my dad and I would play Sega all the time together. [00:01:27] It was cute. [00:01:28] I think I mentioned this before, but my dad worked in the same building as Sega in SF, like in the 90s. [00:01:33] And they had maybe early 2000, I think 90s. [00:01:38] And they had like all these arcade games and like the fucking like friendly office. [00:01:43] But then eventually they took them all out and they only had a game that was type typing of the dead where you just type. [00:01:52] You know like the games where you shoot zombies with a gun arcade? [00:01:56] Imagine if they made it so that you just had to type like rabbit and then that killed the zombie. [00:02:02] That's stupid. [00:02:03] Yeah. [00:02:04] People love typing of the dead. [00:02:05] Yeah. [00:02:05] Well, there's a house of the dead, but Mavis Beacon style. [00:02:09] Yeah. [00:02:09] I was so good at Mavis Beacon and to this day, incredible typist. [00:02:14] I am so fast. [00:02:15] It scares people. [00:02:16] Really? [00:02:17] I do it. [00:02:17] I just do, a lot of people don't know this, but I do one finger. [00:02:20] I don't even do two fingers. [00:02:20] I just do one finger. [00:02:21] Oh, my God. [00:02:22] And it's my fucking pinky. [00:02:23] I type crazy. [00:02:26] Yeah, you type like you write, which is like a psycho. [00:02:29] When people see me type, you should see my fucking listeners of this program should see my fucking handwriting, but you never will because the only time you would ever see it is when I got your name on a fucking list and I'm giving it to the police because you've been writing me weird messages. [00:02:41] Oh my God. [00:02:42] Along with all those other people. [00:02:43] If they saw your handwriting, it would be like that thing where like suddenly they like, it's like seeing the portrait of it's Medusa, right? [00:02:49] Where then you like freeze and you're suddenly like frozen in death because it's too scary to look at. [00:02:54] It would change a lot of people's dispositions towards towards both of us, really. [00:03:01] No, but I think people would think that, like, you're no, people would just think less of you. [00:03:06] No, it's really, yeah, it's really beautiful stuff. [00:03:09] Hello, everyone. [00:03:10] I'm Liz. [00:03:11] My name is Brace, the normal guy. [00:03:14] Of course, we're joined by Young Chomsky, my handwriting tutor, and the producer of this podcast, which is called Truanon. [00:03:20] Something that I can write completely legibly holding a pencil or a pen in a normal way that doesn't look weird and people don't comment on it. [00:03:28] And some of us didn't really, you know, weren't really taught a lot of things when we were kids. === Third Part Finale (01:23) === [00:03:32] Oh, I know. [00:03:34] No, I was taught how to write. [00:03:35] I just didn't never learn how to do it good. [00:03:37] I've never seen Young Chomsky's handwriting, I think. [00:03:40] Yeah. [00:03:41] Oh, I have. [00:03:42] You have? [00:03:43] Yeah, but Young Chomsky and I write each other letters. [00:03:45] Oh, that's nice. [00:03:46] Yeah. [00:03:46] No, you wouldn't think that if you saw them. [00:03:48] Okay. [00:03:49] This is Truan. [00:03:50] Hello, everyone. [00:03:51] Hello. [00:03:52] We've got our big third part finale. [00:03:56] Look at those numbers at the bottom of this podcast episode. [00:03:59] Should say three. [00:04:01] Hours? [00:04:02] Oh, that's numbers. [00:04:04] Sweetheart. [00:04:04] It goes at the top. [00:04:05] The number, like the number of the episode goes to the top, right? [00:04:09] I don't really listen to podcasts. [00:04:11] What does it say that? [00:04:12] I thought you were saying that they would see the number in the podcast title, which said three because it's the number of minutes and hours that this is, which is a million. [00:04:20] I have no idea. [00:04:21] Anyway, we talked to our good friend, Ben for a long time. [00:04:27] And, well, that's what you're going to listen to now. [00:04:30] NATO, part three. [00:04:33] I am NATO. [00:04:45] I am black. [00:04:46] I am white. [00:04:48] I'm Estonian. [00:04:49] I'm Muslim. [00:04:51] I'm Chechen. [00:04:52] I'm Jewish. [00:04:53] I'm a Tartar.