True Anon Truth Feed - [PREVIEW] Episode 201: Julie K. Brown
Aired: 2022-01-17
Duration: 04:58


=== Why Not Bored Ape? (03:26) ===

[00:00:04]  What did you just do?
[00:00:05]  Did you just throw up gang signs?
[00:00:07]  I know, dude.
[00:00:08]  I just threw up my hand like I'm like, you were about to be like, yo, yo, yo.
[00:00:13]  Yeah.
[00:00:14]  Well, I was like, in my head, I was because listeners, we've tried to think of like three intros.
[00:00:19]  None of them have been good.
[00:00:20]  Yeah, this is the third.
[00:00:21]  One, I was just calling Liz an elf.
[00:00:23]  This time, I was like, why don't I say something about bored apes?
[00:00:27]  And then I was like, you know what?
[00:00:28]  I don't want to, I don't want to talk about that.
[00:00:30]  And then I, but thinking about that made me do a thing with my hand where I'm like, yeah, thrusting it towards Liz here.
[00:00:37]  It's a lot of you, a lot of y'all don't realize that most of the time when we record, Liz is sitting on my shoulders like she's my two-year-old son.
[00:00:47]  Bored ape stance.
[00:00:48]  Yeah.
[00:00:49]  Here's my thing.
[00:00:50]  Wow, great.
[00:00:51]  Brace texted me a while back to say, this person looks like a bored ape.
[00:00:56]  About someone?
[00:00:57]  Yeah, about someone.
[00:00:58]  Sent me a photo.
[00:01:00]  They absolutely looked like a bored ape.
[00:01:03]  Yeah, I want to be clear on that story.
[00:01:06]  I told Liz, I said, I texted Liz, I feel really bad about saying this.
[00:01:11]  And I'm going to delete the message after I sent it to you because I feel guilty.
[00:01:16]  But does this, this person looks like a bored ape?
[00:01:19]  And I sent Liz the picture of the person.
[00:01:21]  Yeah.
[00:01:21]  And I sent, look, like, you know, they look like a bored ape.
[00:01:25]  And then I deleted my shit.
[00:01:27]  But that is, first of all, why are you talking in bored ape voice?
[00:01:30]  Second of all, you know, it deletes only on your end.
[00:01:33]  I still have a message.
[00:01:34]  I don't, but I don't want to see an evidence of my being mean like that.
[00:01:38]  That just, but I could text it to you.
[00:01:41]  Don't do that.
[00:01:42]  But here's the thing, baby doll.
[00:01:44]  Once I saw my first bored ape, once I, because you know all my moms.
[00:01:48]  Now you see him everywhere.
[00:01:49]  I see him everywhere.
[00:01:50]  Every person is on the street.
[00:01:52]  I'm like, oh my God.
[00:01:54]  Like every, you know, the fucking glasses in They Live?
[00:01:57]  He puts the glasses on.
[00:01:58]  He says everyone's a scary monster.
[00:02:00]  Now I put them on.
[00:02:01]  I wear my regular spectacles.
[00:02:03]  I walk down the street.
[00:02:04]  Every single person of me is a bored ape.
[00:02:06]  Planet of the Bored Apes.
[00:02:31]  Booyakasha, welcome to True Enough.
[00:02:34]  You should bring that back.
[00:02:36]  What, LEG?
[00:02:38]  Yeah.
[00:02:38]  It's time, right?
[00:02:40]  Wait, when did that come out?
[00:02:42]  Is that a mid-2000s or an early 2000s?
[00:02:45]  78 came out in 1978.
[00:02:47]  If it's a mid-2000s, we got a couple years for that to really hit back.
[00:02:52]  Did you read that Mint Press news article about Sasha Barron Cohen?
[00:02:55]  I did not know what happened.
[00:02:57]  This guy is a real asshole.
[00:02:59]  I knew.
[00:03:00]  Yeah, he's not a good guy.
[00:03:02]  What did he do?
[00:03:03]  He just, I mean, for instance, one guy he interviewed for, I think, Bruno, like his character, which is, I got to say, I've copied.
[00:03:12]  It's just like, I'm a European gay guy.
[00:03:15]  Okay.
[00:03:16]  That's the one.
[00:03:16]  It was just like, I'm a German homosexual.
[00:03:20]  Borat is the, is Kazakhstan.
[00:03:23]  Bruno.
[00:03:24]  Bruno is German.
[00:03:25]  or Austria or something from the from the show.
[00:03:28]  But they made a movie too.
[00:03:29]  I do.
[00:03:29]  Oh, they did make a movie?

=== Bruno's Gay Grocer Gotcha (01:27) ===

[00:03:30]  But he goes to Palestine in emails just to Palestine.
[00:03:35]  Bruno should go to Palestine.
[00:03:37]  No.
[00:03:37]  Well, he, he emails this guy or like his producers emailed this like just grocer who is a member of like Fatah, like the political party, and like set up an interview to talk about like the plight of the Palestinians.
[00:03:49]  This guy's like, absolutely.
[00:03:50]  Obviously, I'll do it.
[00:03:52]  They meet at a hotel.
[00:03:53]  They talk for several hours.
[00:03:54]  And then in character, Bruno starts, I think it's Bruno.
[00:03:58]  They start asking him like, oh, can you kidnap us?
[00:04:00]  Like, you know, are you a terrorist?
[00:04:02]  All this stuff.
[00:04:02]  And talk about suicide bombings.
[00:04:04]  And then they put the movie out and they say that the guy is, I can't remember what they say.
[00:04:10]  They say he's the head of some like, you know, Palestinian, you know, guerrilla organization and that he's a terrorist and all this stuff.
[00:04:18]  And he's just like a guy who owns a grocery store.
[00:04:20]  Oh my God.
[00:04:21]  Well, if I'm not mistaken, Sasha Vercohen is an Oxbridge guy.
[00:04:26]  So there's your first clue.
[00:04:27]  Not a good one.
[00:04:28]  Second of all, I don't like gotcha, like gotcha, gotcha shit, gotcha comedians, gotcha journalism.
[00:04:34]  Bad news.
[00:04:36]  Yeah.
[00:04:37]  Bad news, dude.
[00:04:38]  If you try to get me, I'll blow a hole in your fucking head.
[00:04:42]  Hello, everyone.
[00:04:43]  I'm Liz.
[00:04:44]  My name is Brace Locked and Loaded.
[00:04:47]  We have with us here today producer Young Chomsky.
[00:04:51]  And the podcast is called Truanon.
[00:04:53]  Hello.
[00:04:54]  We've got a special episode.
[00:04:56]  Really excited about this one.