True Anon Truth Feed - 👁️ Ghislaine Maxwell Trial: Day 17 👁️
Aired: 2021-12-28
Duration: 22:22


=== No Verdict Yet (10:40) ===

[00:00:00]  Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen.
[00:00:02]  We are super excited to talk to you today.
[00:00:04]  Day 17.
[00:00:09]  Seventeen of the Ghislaine Maxwell trial.
[00:00:11]  Did you feel this good?
[00:00:28]  Psyche!
[00:00:29]  We're not excited to be here.
[00:00:31]  No.
[00:00:31]  In fact, I wish I was dead.
[00:00:33]  My name is Liz.
[00:00:34]  My name is Brace.
[00:00:36]  And we're joined by producer Young Chomsky in our podcast.
[00:00:39]  Who even cares?
[00:00:40]  I don't care about anything anymore.
[00:00:42]  But if I still did care, which wouldn't even be the truth, it's called Truanon.
[00:00:47]  Guys, there's no verdict.
[00:00:49]  Yeah, there's no verdict.
[00:00:51]  We have been sitting down almost all day.
[00:00:56]  We sat on our asses.
[00:00:57]  We got to do more calisthenics.
[00:00:59]  You can see what my ass was up to elsewhere.
[00:01:02]  It was just sitting over there.
[00:01:03]  You were just like yonder.
[00:01:04]  I can't see where you're pointing.
[00:01:06]  She's pointing to a place where you can only stand.
[00:01:08]  Oh, my God.
[00:01:09]  A bed of nails.
[00:01:12]  Yeah.
[00:01:14]  We received zero notes from the jury.
[00:01:17]  So literally nothing happened except for us making small talk with each other, which look, Marlon, he brought magnets.
[00:01:25]  We played with magnets today, you guys.
[00:01:28]  Then at the end of the day, we did receive a note.
[00:01:31]  Yes.
[00:01:32]  So if you remember, me.
[00:01:34]  Remember?
[00:01:35]  Hey, what happened?
[00:01:39]  No, I'm not doing that.
[00:01:41]  You can't get me to do that voice.
[00:01:43]  Oh, my God.
[00:01:44]  If you remember, if you remember.
[00:01:48]  Yesterday, Judge Nathan strongly suggested.
[00:01:53]  I think she was trying to get out of forcing, but she definitely got into suggesting Darren's.
[00:01:58]  Strong suggestion.
[00:01:59]  Nudge.
[00:02:00]  Nudge from the judge saying that she'd like the jurors to come in until 6 p.m.
[00:02:05]  Now at about quarter to five, the Judge Nathan comes out.
[00:02:10]  We're all very excited.
[00:02:11]  We're like, there's no way.
[00:02:12]  They're doing the end of the day.
[00:02:13]  There's no way.
[00:02:14]  I'm like, this is verdict.
[00:02:16]  We're getting a verdict.
[00:02:17]  Oh, my God.
[00:02:18]  Judge Nathan, she sits down in her black shiny robe, which I got to say, I know they want these to be dignified, but constantly I'm just like, is she getting her hair done?
[00:02:26]  For those who can't see it too, her throne is unorthodox too.
[00:02:32]  It's lined with skulls.
[00:02:34]  No, that's not true.
[00:02:35]  And she has a scythe in it.
[00:02:38]  She also pets the head of an Alsatian, which is, of course, she like slumps into her chair.
[00:02:47]  I got to say, unhappy.
[00:02:48]  Noisy.
[00:02:49]  Unhappy posture.
[00:02:50]  Yeah, unhappy.
[00:02:52]  And she kind of like, oh, we got a note here.
[00:02:55]  She knows what this is.
[00:02:56]  She knows what this is.
[00:02:57]  Not a verdict note.
[00:02:58]  No.
[00:02:58]  She opens it up and it says, our deliberations are moving along and we are making progress.
[00:03:04]  We would like to end the day at five o'clock.
[00:03:07]  Defying the nudge from the judge.
[00:03:10]  The nudge, much like my nudges, to, frankly, most people I stand next to on any kind of public transportation, it was met with indifference and hostility.
[00:03:20]  Yes.
[00:03:20]  The sickly brew of the two.
[00:03:24]  That's a little rhyme I came up with.
[00:03:26]  Judge Nathan was not pleased.
[00:03:28]  No.
[00:03:29]  Now, ladies and gentlemen, my little gumshoes, we have a problem because Nathan has gone Grinch mode.
[00:03:36]  She's grinching all over the place.
[00:03:38]  She's got full Grinch.
[00:03:40]  She said today, very strongly, that due to the Macron variant, which we can talk about that for a second.
[00:03:51]  That what she wants is to instruct the jury to stay through the weekend, canceling New Year's Eve.
[00:04:00]  So I, of course, is going to the yearly True and On New Year's Eve rock and bash.
[00:04:05]  Yeah.
[00:04:06]  You're going to go watch them drop the ball.
[00:04:09]  We had the chain smokers who were going to play.
[00:04:13]  Carson Daly, we're going to watch Christina Million.
[00:04:18]  Who was that little freakish, freaky Jesse?
[00:04:22]  Oh, yeah, me and Jesse.
[00:04:25]  What happened to him?
[00:04:26]  He unfortunately died of an overdose of kratom.
[00:04:30]  He has passed away and is in hell.
[00:04:33]  So we, yeah, that is.
[00:04:35]  Listen, I don't want to, I'm getting a little flustered here.
[00:04:40]  We've got to keep on track, although I could go in a million different directions right now.
[00:04:43]  That's all we got.
[00:04:44]  None of them going towards New Year's Eve, apparently.
[00:04:47]  New Year's Eve, of course, on Friday.
[00:04:50]  New Year's Day on Saturday.
[00:04:51]  Yes.
[00:04:52]  Federal, as in the federal government holiday on Friday.
[00:04:57]  Absolutely.
[00:04:58]  Now, we are in a federal, as in the federal government courthouse.
[00:05:02]  Uh-huh.
[00:05:03]  She cannot cancel the federal holiday, can she?
[00:05:05]  So that is what the poor, hapless security agent.
[00:05:13]  Well, actually, he corrected me because I called him a marshal and he said he was actually just a security officer.
[00:05:18]  So here's the marshals, low numbers.
[00:05:23]  The COVID, they're getting the COVID.
[00:05:25]  Yes.
[00:05:26]  In fact, I had this confirmed from several sources in blue, my police sources today.
[00:05:32]  I was like, hey, where is everybody?
[00:05:34]  How come you guys let me bring my gun in?
[00:05:36]  You usually take it from me.
[00:05:38]  And they said it's because everyone has COVID.
[00:05:40]  Yeah.
[00:05:41]  But I asked this guy, I was like, they can't make us come in.
[00:05:45]  You guys were all out of the room.
[00:05:46]  And I was like, brother, they can't make us come in on Friday.
[00:05:50]  Can we?
[00:05:51]  The judge can do whatever she wants.
[00:05:53]  He says, no.
[00:05:55]  No, he says no.
[00:05:56]  He says no?
[00:05:57]  He says no.
[00:05:58]  I think the judge, I think, look, we had the nudge from the judge.
[00:06:01]  There's no more nudging.
[00:06:03]  This was prior to the judge's pronouncing.
[00:06:05]  It was a full Grinch grasp of the neck.
[00:06:08]  Yeah.
[00:06:08]  Chokehold.
[00:06:09]  She's got us in a chokehold.
[00:06:11]  Yes.
[00:06:11]  And so she is saying that we are going to be in court every single day until a verdict is reached.
[00:06:18]  Including the weekend.
[00:06:20]  The defense put up a rather pitiable.
[00:06:24]  Not that big of a fight.
[00:06:25]  Not that big of a fight because they know that once Judge Nathan, once mean old Judge Nathan sets a mind to something, all your plans are canceled and your wife is grumpy.
[00:06:40]  There's a little blues song I wrote.
[00:06:43]  Yeah, mean old Judge Nathan.
[00:06:47]  And she left me strumming my Jews harp along the riverbanks because I've got the blues.
[00:06:53]  Well, here's my thing.
[00:06:55]  What we saw today was defiance.
[00:06:58]  We saw a jury.
[00:06:59]  First of all, if you're telling me, oh, hey, just so you know, things are moving along, but we're leaving at five, things are not moving along.
[00:07:05]  No, they're not moving along.
[00:07:06]  Because you know, you're not going to be done in the next hour.
[00:07:09]  If you're not going to be done in the next hour, you're not going to be done in the next morning.
[00:07:12]  And here's the dealio, my little sillios.
[00:07:16]  That was horrible.
[00:07:17]  That was pretty good, I think.
[00:07:20]  The judge said you can go until six or whenever you want.
[00:07:24]  So she is basically.
[00:07:26]  She's like, we're going to have night court.
[00:07:28]  Night court, which, by the way, night court, Google Night Court, tell me what fucking courthouse appears in the night court logo.
[00:07:33]  That's right.
[00:07:34]  Thurgood Marshall.
[00:07:35]  Yeah.
[00:07:35]  We should do night court because one, it would be funny.
[00:07:38]  It's been night.
[00:07:38]  Two.
[00:07:39]  Yeah.
[00:07:40]  I don't know, mix it up a little bit.
[00:07:41]  It's been night for two hours already, Liz.
[00:07:43]  It's been dark.
[00:07:44]  No, but we should meet at night.
[00:07:46]  First of all, yeah, spooky.
[00:07:47]  We could have spooky court.
[00:07:48]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:07:49]  Yeah.
[00:07:50]  It is a little you get kind of judged by ghouls.
[00:07:55]  Final judgment.
[00:07:56]  They are, they're basically, they're saying, they're saying, listen, this ain't going to be done for a while because, okay, yes, they might not be done in that hour until six, but she's like, you can come until like nine, ten if you want.
[00:08:07]  She's open.
[00:08:08]  She's open.
[00:08:09]  She wants this thing wrapped up.
[00:08:11]  And what they're saying is like, no, we need like at least a full day.
[00:08:16]  I'm thinking Thursday.
[00:08:18]  I'm barely thinking at all anymore because I'm so fucking bored.
[00:08:22]  I'm yeah, it's it's it's yeah, well, we'll see how the jury responds because I don't think that look, obviously I'm team jury.
[00:08:34]  I don't think the jury is gonna take too kindly to a nudge that they must be here on the weekends.
[00:08:42]  Dude, that would mean they'd have to be here at 9 a.m. on New Year's Day Saturday.
[00:08:47]  Yeah.
[00:08:48]  That's why.
[00:08:48]  The thing is, they literally could get COVID.
[00:08:52]  And then what happens?
[00:08:54]  So that is a question very few people have been able to answer.
[00:08:58]  In fact, by very few, I mean zero people that I've posed the question to.
[00:09:01]  And I posed this question quite a few times.
[00:09:05]  Who?
[00:09:08]  You're not always with me.
[00:09:10]  I mostly asked this question last week when I didn't have you to talk to.
[00:09:13]  All right.
[00:09:16]  And basically nobody really knows.
[00:09:18]  Yeah, I mean, people are like, oh, well, they'll just get an alternate in.
[00:09:20]  And it's like, yeah, but if they all have COVID.
[00:09:23]  They.
[00:09:23]  I mean, if one has COVID, they're all exposed.
[00:09:26]  Yeah, they might have to quarantine if they do that.
[00:09:29]  I mean, that's a seems like a mistrial meme.
[00:09:31]  Well, so Judge Nathan did bring up the M-word today when she was warning about the Omicron variant.
[00:09:39]  She was saying that listen, we don't want a bunch of people getting COVID here, we don't want a mistrial because of COVID.
[00:09:46]  Yeah now, ladies and gentlemen, that would mean we would have to do the entire trial again, if they decide to, which I think they would.
[00:09:54]  But, um man uh, do that I?
[00:09:58]  I just in real life.
[00:10:00]  No, she has shuddered yeah, from that, because that would be just run it back.
[00:10:04]  Yeah, run it back.
[00:10:05]  Groundhog Day, baby.
[00:10:06]  They'd have to just do some wild card witnesses in there.
[00:10:09]  Yeah well, I don't think you could get every victim to come back.
[00:10:13]  Maybe yeah, I don't know, but yeah, so it's.
[00:10:17]  I mean, I get, on one hand, I'm like, all right, New Year's Eve, you're out there, you're at the company party.
[00:10:22]  They haven't seen you for weeks because you've been deliberating.
[00:10:26]  Yeah, and you're French in the secretary who, of course, has just come back from her trip to Shanghai.
[00:10:33]  I don't know why I'm even using that.
[00:10:35]  Let's say Stockholm okay, and you know you're, you're tonging her down.

=== New Year's Eve Party Mystery (03:31) ===

[00:10:41]  Your wife aghast, like what is he?
[00:10:44]  He's had one spritzer.
[00:10:45]  Why is he?
[00:10:46]  It's 4 p.m.
[00:10:47]  We're setting up the party.
[00:10:48]  Why is he making out with this lady who's 55?
[00:10:51]  He's 20, we got he was a really good student and you get covid from her and you give it to all your shitty little juror friends and they all get covet.
[00:11:04]  What I, we don't know.
[00:11:05]  We don't know what happened there.
[00:11:07]  Um, this is the kind of stuff we talked about when we're sitting on the cold marble floor of Thurgood, Thurgood Marshal which, by the way, there's no oh, it's just Thurgood.
[00:11:18]  There's a great poster of him, hulking man huge, also in big guy, in great style, great overcoat people don't really comment about this in in one style icon, in one photo of him, he does look like Black Kissinger.
[00:11:34]  Yeah, he does you like really a lot.
[00:11:37]  Yeah, it's very like off-putting.
[00:11:38]  I also discovered today that on the directory, it's like if Kissinger did one of those race face apps.
[00:11:43]  Yeah yeah, on that directory.
[00:11:46]  Um, Like you know, I'm talking about I showed it to you earlier.
[00:11:50]  Like there's like the electronic directory You can just type in whatever you want on the directory and it just stays there So I've been typing shit in and like leaving it there all day.
[00:11:58]  Yeah, what'd you type in?
[00:12:00]  You'll see no it said brace rules for the large portion I guess until someone actually had to use the directory and they erased it But just it's a little word of the wise if you're ever on a federal trial.
[00:12:12]  Yeah, you can do that actually.
[00:12:13]  I guess you probably brought in through the prisoner's entrance.
[00:12:16]  Yeah well is there anything else to report?
[00:12:22]  Yes.
[00:12:23]  I will say this, the mood, the schmood inside the courthouse not good soured, not good soured the reporters, the little scuttle butt around, you know the courthouse is like this is a disaster for the prosecution.
[00:12:45]  No one feels good about this.
[00:12:46]  No one's feeling good about this no, but it's.
[00:12:48]  I think a lot of people are also having a hard time extricating their own feelings of misery and hopelessness, maybe from the trial.
[00:12:56]  It's interesting because I was talking to a lot of different people, a lot of new people today too.
[00:13:00]  Well, not new people, they've been here for the trial, but people I haven't talked to before and they were all very skeptical about the prosecution's chances.
[00:13:09]  But yeah, we'll see it's.
[00:13:11]  It's getting dimmer and dimmer.
[00:13:13]  I would say, if you feel, if you're the defense, you're feeling pretty good right now yeah, and you know frankly, they are.
[00:13:20]  I wouldn't say they're looking good, but they're look bad.
[00:13:23]  You just said frankly, you had no idea where you were going with that.
[00:13:25]  Yeah, you had nothing to say.
[00:13:27]  My fucking head shit, the brain is not working like insanely good right now.
[00:13:34]  Just don't get covet yeah, oh me, get real baby, Wait, is there COVID ASFR?
[00:13:45]  Listen, I've been fucking, I've been knocking on them fucking jury doors.
[00:13:48]  Like, you know, when you're in a single-use bathroom, you know, when you're in the single-use bathroom at a nice restaurant and, you know, you're like in there, you fucking, you know, you doing your little ketamine, you're fucking putting your shit on your eyebrow.
[00:14:02]  What's the women do?
[00:14:03]  Eyelashes, putting makeup on, all fucked up.
[00:14:05]  You're peeing really long.
[00:14:06]  And someone's like, pounding on the door.
[00:14:08]  That's what I've been doing.
[00:14:09]  That pounding on the door to the jury's room this whole time.

=== Lunchtime Cookies (07:05) ===

[00:14:12]  Been like, yo, hurry.
[00:14:15]  I got to say, too, Cafe Lorenzo update.
[00:14:18]  Liz forced me to eat there for lunch today.
[00:14:20]  I did.
[00:14:21]  I was scared they were going to come back with a thing.
[00:14:23]  Yeah.
[00:14:24]  I didn't want to go.
[00:14:25]  I don't want to leave too far.
[00:14:26]  Also, it's really cold out.
[00:14:27]  I ate probably the nastiest meal.
[00:14:32]  Yeah.
[00:14:32]  And I've had a life.
[00:14:34]  It didn't look bad.
[00:14:35]  It looked bad.
[00:14:36]  No, it looked like, it looked like.
[00:14:39]  It looked like orange chicken.
[00:14:40]  It looked like orange chicken.
[00:14:41]  Ladies and gentlemen, it was not orange chicken.
[00:14:43]  It looked like Panda Express Orange Chicken, which, by the way, very tasty.
[00:14:46]  No taste of the Orient here.
[00:14:48]  No, this was flavors from a place that actually I would say is south of here.
[00:14:54]  Down deep in hell.
[00:14:55]  She did say it was barbecue chicken, which made no sense.
[00:14:59]  It didn't look like it.
[00:15:00]  No, it was like glistening.
[00:15:02]  Yeah.
[00:15:02]  But not in a barbecue sauceway.
[00:15:03]  Like the viscosity was off.
[00:15:05]  Uh-huh.
[00:15:05]  It looked like it had been.
[00:15:07]  I gotta say, it had the acrid taste of a runner's armpit.
[00:15:11]  Yeah.
[00:15:11]  And then a yellow rice with corn.
[00:15:14]  I did not like the corn chunks on the rice because that reminded me too much of some of the roast doo-doo.
[00:15:20]  I don't like it when people put corn and rice because it adds nothing to the flavor.
[00:15:23]  Corn and rice.
[00:15:24]  No, I don't like that.
[00:15:24]  I don't like the addition of corn to rice.
[00:15:26]  Or peas, frankly.
[00:15:27]  That makes me feel like I'm an English peasant.
[00:15:29]  No.
[00:15:30]  I mean, if you're going to do a fried rice, it's different.
[00:15:32]  Yeah.
[00:15:33]  Oh, this rice wasn't fried.
[00:15:34]  No.
[00:15:34]  This rice was boiled and pissed and soaked in the runny nose of an amicron.
[00:15:42]  Fried oatmeal raisin cookie.
[00:15:43]  Very good.
[00:15:44]  That was good.
[00:15:44]  Yeah, that was a good.
[00:15:45]  It was a really nice, not sweet.
[00:15:48]  It was like a perfect breakfast cookie.
[00:15:50]  Good heft.
[00:15:51]  This was nice.
[00:15:53]  First of all, not a breakfast cookie, Liz.
[00:15:55]  We literally saw them put those cookies out of the way.
[00:15:57]  It would have been great with coffee.
[00:15:59]  Breakfast cookie?
[00:16:00]  You didn't have breakfast cookie?
[00:16:01]  Someone's been hanging around too much with a gourmand.
[00:16:04]  That's not gourmand.
[00:16:05]  That's just on the go.
[00:16:06]  On the, yeah, but his hangers on eat breakfast cookies.
[00:16:09]  On the elevator down, by the way, it's one story down.
[00:16:13]  And as we get into the elevator, which is, by the way, right next to our courtroom, like a two-second walk, Liz, like ostentatiously pats her, like front and back pockets and is like, oh, I forgot my wallet, which I think you carry actually in a purse usually.
[00:16:29]  So I'm not sure why it would be in the pockets.
[00:16:31]  It's like, oh, I forgot my wallet.
[00:16:33]  Can you buy me lunch?
[00:16:35]  The doors are not closed to the elevator.
[00:16:38]  And a woman had just gotten in and starts laughing at either me or Liz or the combination of her.
[00:16:43]  Who's laughing with us?
[00:16:44]  Us?
[00:16:45]  Because only one of us was laughing.
[00:16:47]  Oh, we were the person who got free lunch.
[00:16:49]  No.
[00:16:49]  Oh, it was not free.
[00:16:52]  I paid for that lunch.
[00:16:54]  Interesting, because I think I paid for literally everything you've ever done.
[00:16:56]  Yeah, well, there are other ways to make payment, my friend.
[00:16:59]  Okay.
[00:17:00]  Well, yeah.
[00:17:00]  And believe me, I've paid for that lunch.
[00:17:05]  Well, Lorenzo, you bastard.
[00:17:09]  I've also taken to saying insane things to the cashier there.
[00:17:12]  Yeah, but she seems to know she's loving it.
[00:17:15]  She's loving it.
[00:17:16]  She doesn't make defense.
[00:17:18]  She doesn't make me pay T.O. Whoa.
[00:17:20]  First of all, never been.
[00:17:22]  That sublime song is about another guy, despite what the Wikipedia says.
[00:17:25]  Okay.
[00:17:28]  She doesn't make me pay $2.07 for a cup of coffee anymore.
[00:17:32]  That is insane price.
[00:17:35]  She just lets me give her $2 and I put the other coffee.
[00:17:38]  Oh, do you have $0.07?
[00:17:39]  I don't have $0.7.
[00:17:40]  I'd love to get $0.93 back in change.
[00:17:45]  And by the way, in a courthouse.
[00:17:46]  Lorenzo is a madman.
[00:17:48]  In a courthouse where you have to put your change in the little thingy that goes in the fucking scanner.
[00:17:55]  You got to get a coin purse.
[00:17:58]  This is.
[00:17:58]  This is.
[00:18:02]  I'm imagining it right now, and I'm imagining gales of laughter from people who would otherwise give me adulation.
[00:18:08]  It would be great.
[00:18:10]  I'm going to get you a coin purse.
[00:18:11]  Yeah, well, I'm going to get you a regular purse.
[00:18:13]  You keep your fucking wallet in.
[00:18:14]  So next time we go to goddamn Cafe Lorenzo, maybe you can buy me an oatmeal raisin cookie and some gross stuff that makes my stomach hurt for the change.
[00:18:22]  I'll buy you lunch tomorrow.
[00:18:24]  Okay, well, I get to pick the place.
[00:18:26]  All right.
[00:18:26]  We are going.
[00:18:27]  No, you told me you were going to take me to the new place.
[00:18:29]  City Cafe.
[00:18:30]  Yeah.
[00:18:30]  That's the place where all the cameramen go.
[00:18:33]  All right.
[00:18:34]  Ladies and gentlemen.
[00:18:35]  I'm so sorry about that.
[00:18:36]  We've treaded water long enough.
[00:18:39]  Like, we're just, you know what?
[00:18:40]  We got a lot of energy to get.
[00:18:41]  This isn't for you.
[00:18:43]  I want to be clear about this audience.
[00:18:45]  Wait, me?
[00:18:45]  No.
[00:18:46]  It is for me.
[00:18:47]  It's for you.
[00:18:48]  This isn't for the audience.
[00:18:50]  We told you in the first 10 seconds of the episode, nothing happened today.
[00:18:54]  This is for us.
[00:18:54]  If you're still listening, by the way, that's your fault.
[00:18:57]  That's you.
[00:18:58]  This is just for us to get us off.
[00:19:00]  You ever hit like a dog with a car or something?
[00:19:02]  No.
[00:19:03]  And you got to like, you're like, fuck, I shouldn't tell anybody.
[00:19:05]  And then like, what?
[00:19:06]  You're like on like a hinge date eight years later and you're like, are you a Kennedy?
[00:19:10]  She's like, what's the most interesting thing about you?
[00:19:11]  And you're like, oh, I killed a fucking Judge Nathan's Alsatian, oh, last Alsatian once in a Camaro.
[00:19:18]  And she's like, damn, that's so insane.
[00:19:21]  Let's go have like a little bit of sex.
[00:19:24]  And like, this is like that for us.
[00:19:27]  Okay.
[00:19:28]  This is not at all anything like that at all.
[00:19:32]  My name.
[00:19:34]  Are we ending?
[00:19:35]  Do we have anything else to say?
[00:19:37]  My notebook is in my backpack.
[00:19:39]  I didn't even take notes.
[00:19:41]  I took three notes and you said them all already.
[00:19:44]  Oh, we did?
[00:19:44]  Yeah.
[00:19:45]  Well, no, that's good that you did that.
[00:19:49]  I want to be clear.
[00:19:49]  Liz ate all of my snacks too.
[00:19:52]  I didn't.
[00:19:53]  I just had a couple of walnut bacon.
[00:19:55]  You know, they sell normal walnuts.
[00:19:58]  They were out of the baking piece.
[00:20:01]  Yeah, he isn't scumbag.
[00:20:02]  They were out of them.
[00:20:03]  They were for cookies.
[00:20:04]  First of all, there's literally.
[00:20:06]  Don't look at him.
[00:20:07]  She won't save you.
[00:20:08]  There's nothing at you.
[00:20:09]  There's no textural difference between baking cookies.
[00:20:12]  They are tiny.
[00:20:13]  They are too tiny.
[00:20:14]  So you're pulling them out and there's walnut dust going everywhere.
[00:20:17]  Yes.
[00:20:17]  Yes.
[00:20:18]  Because I put them in my oatmeal.
[00:20:20]  I put them in my oatmeal.
[00:20:21]  I don't just.
[00:20:21]  Do you make oatmeal in the morning, Brace?
[00:20:23]  Yes, I do sometimes.
[00:20:25]  Yes, I do.
[00:20:26]  When?
[00:20:28]  When?
[00:20:29]  I didn't make it today.
[00:20:30]  Oh, you did it.
[00:20:31]  There's nothing here.
[00:20:31]  There is nothing in this kitchen, ladies and gentlemen.
[00:20:34]  What are you talking about?
[00:20:35]  There is no oatmeal.
[00:20:37]  There's no fucking shit.
[00:20:41]  By your own admission, you are rolling out of bed.
[00:20:43]  You don't like have a morning.
[00:20:44]  You said it's fine to just roll.
[00:20:46]  Well, listening to you in the mornings.
[00:20:48]  Try to get to the courthouse sometime on time.
[00:20:51]  What are you talking about?
[00:20:53]  My commute is crazy.
[00:20:54]  What are you talking about?
[00:20:55]  Was it always such Liz?
[00:20:58]  I was always on time before.
[00:21:00]  Are you calling me?
[00:21:01]  Always on timer than me?
[00:21:04]  Yes.
[00:21:05]  I've always been more on time.
[00:21:08]  Okay.
[00:21:08]  That's gaslighting and a lie.
[00:21:11]  Also, it doesn't count being on time when you show up and then you're like, I'm so sleepy.
[00:21:15]  I got to go home.
[00:21:16]  I only did that once.

=== On Time Debates (01:05) ===

[00:21:17]  That's not true.
[00:21:18]  Well, the other time I actually had to leave.
[00:21:21]  I didn't get to nap either time, just to be clear, listeners.
[00:21:24]  Neither of those times I left.
[00:21:25]  Because one time a pipe burst in the place I'm saying.
[00:21:28]  Yeah.
[00:21:29]  All right.
[00:21:30]  My name is Brace.
[00:21:31]  I'm Liz.
[00:21:32]  And we are joined by producer Young Chomsky.
[00:21:34]  And the podcast is sponsored by Casper Mattresses, which they should provide for us in the courtroom so I can take a little nap today.
[00:21:42]  You can do mattress girl.
[00:21:43]  You put it on your back and you're walking around the courthouse.
[00:21:46]  You're gonna carry that wave.
[00:21:49]  You know, remember when she got red-pilled?
[00:21:51]  Oh, she did.
[00:21:52]  She went to the in the cut.
[00:21:55]  She doesn't get to get red-pilled.
[00:21:58]  These people, they just do.
[00:21:59]  Who does she think she is?
[00:22:01]  Yeah.
[00:22:01]  Mattress girls getting red-pilled?
[00:22:04]  I mean, that was like 10 years ago.
[00:22:05]  Yeah.
[00:22:06]  That's ridiculous.
[00:22:08]  Anyways, she also produces this alongside doing Chomsky.
[00:22:13]  And the podcast is called Truanon.
[00:22:15]  We will, I don't know.
[00:22:17]  We'll see you next time, but man, we'll see you next time.
[00:22:21]  I don't know.