True Anon Truth Feed - 👁️ Ghislaine Maxwell Trial: Day 15 👁️
Aired: 2021-12-23
Duration: 17:59


=== Nothing Happened Today (12:09) ===

[00:00:00]  Ladies and gentlemen, do we have a blockbuster four-hour episode for you tonight?
[00:00:04]  Because it is day 15 of the Ghislaine Maxwell trial.
[00:00:12]  Thank you very much.
[00:00:27]  That was the episode.
[00:00:29]  My name is Bryce.
[00:00:30]  I'm not even here.
[00:00:31]  My name is Liz.
[00:00:33]  And producer by Young Chompsy.
[00:00:35]  Just kidding.
[00:00:35]  It's the start of the episode.
[00:00:39]  But I'll be real with you, listeners.
[00:00:41]  There's not a lot.
[00:00:42]  Nothing happened.
[00:00:45]  Yeah, I mean, here's the thing.
[00:00:46]  Nothing happened today.
[00:00:49]  Well, something happened today.
[00:00:50]  What happened?
[00:00:51]  What happened today was the jury was in a little room deliberating until their scheduled lunch at noon, and then they came back.
[00:01:01]  And then at about four o'clock, it became clear that they would not be returning with a verdict.
[00:01:12]  And rather than coming and working or juroring, juroring, deliberating tomorrow, Thursday, as Judge Allison Nathan suggested, they said, no, we want to enjoy the long weekend with our families.
[00:01:28]  We shall be returning on Monday to the shock and awe of many a commentariat.
[00:01:35]  I got to say.
[00:01:37]  I got to be real with you.
[00:01:39]  When they announced that they weren't coming in tomorrow, a lot of smiling faces.
[00:01:44]  Yeah, especially on the defense team, I'm sure.
[00:01:46]  Yeah.
[00:01:46]  Oh, no, I'm talking about just people who was like, who thought this would be over by today and had made plans to go out of town.
[00:01:53]  We're now glad they didn't have to get to this.
[00:01:55]  But so I will say what Liz said is correct.
[00:01:59]  That is literally what happened today.
[00:02:00]  The only other thing is they did ask for, they passed a note late in the day asking for the following testimonies.
[00:02:08]  Jane, and I think they wanted that in a binder because Jane's testimony, they asked for that yesterday.
[00:02:13]  They wanted that in a binder because I think they were handed, they ran out of binders and handed that to them.
[00:02:19]  Well, you know who's got some binders to spare?
[00:02:21]  Damn, Mitt Romney.
[00:02:24]  Jeffrey Epstein.
[00:02:25]  Come on.
[00:02:26]  It's right there.
[00:02:27]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:02:28]  Oh, my God.
[00:02:29]  What podcast are we on?
[00:02:30]  Juan and Kate.
[00:02:33]  Kate.
[00:02:34]  So they finally asked for Kate's testimony.
[00:02:36]  Interesting.
[00:02:38]  Let me tell you, there was a lot of people who were reading the tea leaves, pouring over the entrails of skunks and other animals that we've been poaching for food.
[00:02:48]  There were several people who were reciting what sounded almost like pagan prayers with their eyes rolled back in their heads, covered in daubed and paint and their hair dreadlocked and matted, trying to figure out what any of this meant in terms of acquittal, of how long it would take.
[00:03:06]  And here's the deal.
[00:03:07]  Nobody fucking knows.
[00:03:09]  I heard that I heard that the defense team was very excited by this news.
[00:03:16]  So, yes, that well, the defense team, so there's rumors.
[00:03:20]  Oh, Klasfeld, and this is actually something that, as far as I can tell, only Klasfeld saw, although I have no reason to disbelieve him.
[00:03:28]  But court reporter, what's this?
[00:03:30]  Adam Klasfeld tweeted that he saw with a new Polaroid picture, by the way.
[00:03:36]  He's got a couple new followers, I think.
[00:03:38]  Yeah, he's got a nice little, I like that photo.
[00:03:40]  Apparently, it was some guy hanging around the courthouse was taking Polaroids.
[00:03:43]  This is like his whole thing.
[00:03:44]  And I'm like, hey, why don't you take Polaroid advice?
[00:03:48]  I didn't see this guy.
[00:03:49]  So he says he saw people on the defense team high five, which is, I got to be real with you.
[00:03:57]  If you're somebody who wants to see Ghillaine Maxwell go to prison for the rest of her life, her defense team high fiving, not a great sign.
[00:04:05]  But I will say, of any defense team that seems like one that would high five, it's these dorks.
[00:04:10]  They absolutely seem like high fivers.
[00:04:12]  Definitely high fivers.
[00:04:14]  I got to be honest with you folks.
[00:04:16]  Yesterday and today, really mostly today, the prosecution were slumped in the chairs.
[00:04:23]  But I'm not saying that they seem depressed, but they seem to be a paper.
[00:04:25]  Okay, wait, brace body language expert.
[00:04:27]  Let's go.
[00:04:28]  Well, anybody who spent any time amount of time with me knows that I'm in absolute slumper.
[00:04:33]  I slump.
[00:04:34]  I hunch.
[00:04:36]  My posture is poor.
[00:04:37]  I'm Jewish.
[00:04:38]  These people were, I mean, they were sinking into their seats, nodding off like, how shall I describe it?
[00:04:51]  Like those who are trapped in the black grip of Morpheus himself.
[00:04:55]  Not the guy from the Matrix.
[00:04:57]  Oh, yeah.
[00:04:57]  There's a new Matrix out.
[00:04:59]  Heroin, not the skin color of the black.
[00:05:02]  Did you know?
[00:05:03]  Matrix.
[00:05:04]  I did see that.
[00:05:05]  Well, I didn't see it, but I saw that that.
[00:05:06]  I think I'm going to watch it this weekend.
[00:05:08]  They're actually going to show it in court.
[00:05:10]  They should.
[00:05:11]  Give people something to watch.
[00:05:13]  A couple other things.
[00:05:14]  So, so, oh, so what this could mean, what this could mean is, and I've heard all kinds of different things from all kinds of different people.
[00:05:20]  Veteran court reporters, people who should be on trial themselves.
[00:05:24]  A woman who, no shit, Liz, I sound like I'm lying, looked like Woody Allen in bananas if he did a woman's costume, rolled up on a walker, told me that family court proved to her that the courts were satanic.
[00:05:38]  And that's usually a kind of male type opinion.
[00:05:42]  Yes.
[00:05:43]  And that she said she spends a lot of time at the courthouse.
[00:05:46]  And I asked her why.
[00:05:48]  She said, because she's becoming a sovereign citizen.
[00:05:51]  She's seceding from the United States.
[00:05:52]  She sounds like something like a left-wing podcast host would make up.
[00:05:56]  Interesting.
[00:05:57]  And then she told me that she can't tell, but she thinks Judge Allison Nathan is, shall we say, playing with gender.
[00:06:09]  And she used so many euphemisms that I had to ask him: like, sorry, are you under the impression that Judge Allison Nathan is either gender neutral or transgender?
[00:06:22]  And she sort of waffled on that a bit and she says, Yes, but no, I think she's she like, can't tell if she's a woman or a man.
[00:06:31]  I'm like, I think she says short, she says short hair on her head.
[00:06:36]  So it's none of your business.
[00:06:38]  Yeah.
[00:06:38]  Yeah.
[00:06:38]  Mind your own business.
[00:06:39]  Beastwax.
[00:06:40]  This lady was an absolute.
[00:06:42]  Everyone, I started talking to her.
[00:06:43]  Everyone else fled.
[00:06:44]  Yeah.
[00:06:45]  What is the process for becoming a sovereign citizen?
[00:06:48]  So I asked her that.
[00:06:50]  She seemed to not have much of a clear idea.
[00:06:53]  And it seems like she hadn't gotten very far.
[00:06:55]  Yeah.
[00:06:57]  There might not be a process is my guess because it's not a thing.
[00:07:01]  You can't do that.
[00:07:03]  Yeah, legally speaking.
[00:07:04]  Here's the deal.
[00:07:05]  Sovereign citizens out there.
[00:07:06]  I know we got some listening.
[00:07:08]  If you want to secede from the U.S., this is what I was thinking because I was reading my passport when I was bored the other day because I forgot a book.
[00:07:16]  And like, you know, how do you have your passport on you?
[00:07:20]  You know, I keep that fucking thing.
[00:07:21]  Oh my God, that's dangerous.
[00:07:23]  Yeah, it's dangerous because you don't know where I'll fucking disappear.
[00:07:26]  Yeah, you're going to drop it on the corner of like first and third, and then you're going to lose it forever.
[00:07:34]  For how could two numbers?
[00:07:36]  Okay, that's crazy.
[00:07:38]  But yeah, you can just, you can just actually give up your citizenship at the U.S. embassy in a foreign country.
[00:07:45]  You're all good.
[00:07:46]  You don't have to go to the courts here.
[00:07:50]  It was later confirmed to me outside.
[00:07:51]  I mean, I agree.
[00:07:52]  The courts are satanic, but maybe in a different way than she does.
[00:07:57]  What else happened?
[00:07:58]  I spoke to Leah Safian today.
[00:08:00]  Liz.
[00:08:01]  Now, question.
[00:08:03]  Did you do what I asked?
[00:08:06]  Well, so it was a little difficult.
[00:08:07]  I'm down in Cafe Laurent.
[00:08:09]  Oh, come on.
[00:08:10]  You saw her at Lorenzo?
[00:08:11]  Oh, she was.
[00:08:12]  Yeah, I've seen her at Laurent.
[00:08:14]  She frequents.
[00:08:14]  She frequents.
[00:08:15]  Yeah, she's always down at Lorenzo.
[00:08:17]  She does seem perhaps a cousin of the gourmand, if you know what I mean.
[00:08:21]  I mean, I'm in Lorenzo, and there's these eclectic-looking women discussing animatedly the, they were having some kind of height discourse in terms of dating apps.
[00:08:33]  Really?
[00:08:34]  Talking about guys.
[00:08:35]  Wait, Leah Safian was?
[00:08:36]  No, no, no.
[00:08:37]  A group of other women, including a sketch artist who was sort of just listening to them.
[00:08:41]  Okay.
[00:08:42]  I guess they were live streamers that were doing this.
[00:08:45]  They were lady bloggers.
[00:08:46]  Typical live stream talk.
[00:08:49]  Well, they're saying that guys list their heights in their um profiles.
[00:08:55]  I don't know.
[00:08:57]  I think there are some.
[00:08:58]  I don't know.
[00:08:59]  I think young Chomsky, there's some that have them on there, right?
[00:09:04]  Yeah.
[00:09:05]  But then on like Tinder, you there's no field for it, but dudes will just be like, I'm six foot by the way.
[00:09:10]  Oh, okay.
[00:09:11]  And they'll be like, I'm into golf and trading stocks.
[00:09:14]  Six foot.
[00:09:16]  Yeah.
[00:09:17]  I think they're usually rounding up.
[00:09:20]  Well, here's the deal.
[00:09:21]  I join in on this.
[00:09:23]  I'm like, I hadn't really, I didn't know that people did this.
[00:09:26]  I started talking to these broads.
[00:09:28]  Because you know me, listeners, you all know I'm five, five, one, five, two at most.
[00:09:33]  And, you know, I'm looking up at them.
[00:09:35]  They're sitting down.
[00:09:37]  And I go to Leia and I'm like, you listening to this?
[00:09:41]  Like, I kind of, I'm like, are you hearing this?
[00:09:43]  Because they're talking about going on dates with guys that are 5'2 who had said they were 5'9, which seems like a big difference to me.
[00:09:49]  Yeah, that seems like something you wouldn't, that's a difference you'd notice.
[00:09:52]  Yeah, exactly.
[00:09:53]  And I'm like, Leah, you hear this?
[00:09:54]  And she goes, she goes, you can't, listeners, you can't see this, but she goes, like, she kind of like gives me a shrug.
[00:10:00]  She's like, she shrugged, like, takes all kinds.
[00:10:04]  And I'm like, oh, what a.
[00:10:06]  And I said something else to her, and she sort of like, I mean, she was mid-munch, and she sort of, God, it's like the perfect opportunity for you right there to say, I know, I agree.
[00:10:16]  It takes all kinds if you can clap.
[00:10:18]  If you can clap it, yes, I know.
[00:10:21]  Well, this is the other thing.
[00:10:23]  So then, then, uh, you know, Marlon walks in, and I, I, he, I'm like, we got to talk there because we were just talking about her.
[00:10:32]  Uh, and I'm, you know, so we sort of wait by the elevator.
[00:10:37]  Uh, I'm waiting with Marlon Haley, waiting for Leah Safiya to walk in.
[00:10:41]  And uh, I can't remember, but some other journalist, some journalist is in there, not other journalists, uh, some journalist is in there.
[00:10:48]  And uh, he sort of says, I can't remember, he says something.
[00:10:50]  Maybe Marlon says to her, it's like, long day, huh?
[00:10:53]  And she's like, really long.
[00:10:55]  And Marlon says, what if the trial just restarted every single day and it never ended?
[00:11:00]  And she's like, groundhog day.
[00:11:03]  And then she waddles off.
[00:11:06]  I did get a selfie behind her later in the day, which I felt was too gauche to post.
[00:11:14]  One other bit of addendum is Marlon and I spent quite a while talking to a pair of photographers, one who was at least seven feet tall and another who was maybe 5'1 and who made a cute little joke about it.
[00:11:25]  Older New Yorkers.
[00:11:26]  That's like twins.
[00:11:28]  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:11:29]  And yeah, it was very, they are very, and they were goofy guys too.
[00:11:32]  They were like, I don't know, they like not AP, but did the equivalent photographers, so wire service photographers.
[00:11:42]  And the guy tells us, the tall guy is like, yeah, I dated Frances Lear for three years, which blew my mind.
[00:11:50]  Also, now looking at her age, she must have been really fucking old when he dated her because, yeah, she's 73.
[00:11:56]  He just said he was 60.
[00:11:58]  And then the short guy starts talking to us about, you know, I can't remember, but he mentions like, yeah, one time I was taking pictures of Jesse Smollett for some magazine.

=== Jesse Twerks (04:49) ===

[00:12:09]  Really?
[00:12:09]  Jesse starts twerking.
[00:12:12]  And, you know, he's doing all kinds of crazy stuff.
[00:12:14]  He's doing some crazy stuff with some guys.
[00:12:16]  I'm still taking pictures.
[00:12:18]  And later, my editor calls me and it's like, where's the pictures of Jesse?
[00:12:22]  And I'm like, I can't send you.
[00:12:23]  He's twerking.
[00:12:24]  And my editor's like, what do you mean he's twerking?
[00:12:28]  I want these pictures.
[00:12:28]  And I tell my editor, he's twerking.
[00:12:31]  He's a twerker.
[00:12:33]  And he kept saying, he's a twerker to me.
[00:12:36]  And he walked away.
[00:12:37]  You're just like mad Seinfeld vibes right now.
[00:12:39]  It's like kind of killing me.
[00:12:40]  That's what it was insane.
[00:12:43]  He started retreating.
[00:12:44]  He's like, it almost sounded like he should append his sentence with the word Jerry because he kept saying, he's a twerker.
[00:12:52]  He's a twerker, Jerry.
[00:12:53]  He's a twerker.
[00:12:54]  I'm busting, Jerry.
[00:12:56]  I'm busting.
[00:12:56]  And he's like fading down the hallway saying he's a twerker.
[00:13:00]  Oh, my God.
[00:13:02]  And yeah, that was cool.
[00:13:04]  You know what?
[00:13:05]  We should do an episode on Jesse.
[00:13:07]  Yeah, we should do a Jesse episode.
[00:13:09]  We should do a Jesse episode.
[00:13:10]  I think that, you know, we got the time.
[00:13:14]  Yeah, we got the time.
[00:13:15]  And you know what?
[00:13:16]  There's a lot to say.
[00:13:18]  Yeah.
[00:13:18]  Actually, Liz, I'll say there's only only one word to say about Jesse Smollett.
[00:13:23]  Innocent.
[00:13:27]  I said it three times, but it's a one word.
[00:13:30]  But I'll be real, ladies and gentlemen.
[00:13:32]  That was it for the day.
[00:13:35]  What really was Jesse's crime?
[00:13:38]  Loving too much.
[00:13:40]  Oh, sorry.
[00:13:41]  Jesse's crime?
[00:13:42]  Trying to make it in America?
[00:13:46]  Sorry.
[00:13:47]  He was just trying to put on a show, which is what America paid him for until they decided they didn't want him anymore.
[00:13:54]  I'll be real.
[00:13:54]  Just crime was actually, he, I guess, wasn't good enough of an actor.
[00:13:58]  Well, that was the whole thing, right?
[00:14:00]  He got kicked.
[00:14:00]  What was the show he was on?
[00:14:01]  Gray's Anatomy?
[00:14:02]  Empire.
[00:14:03]  Empire.
[00:14:03]  Gray's Anatomy?
[00:14:05]  I knew it was like one of the soap opera shows.
[00:14:08]  20 years ago.
[00:14:08]  No, no, dude, it's still on.
[00:14:10]  Oh, Jesus.
[00:14:11]  No, it's, yeah, I knew it was one of those like long-running soap opera shows.
[00:14:15]  I don't think it's like the fourth season, but yeah.
[00:14:18]  He was being written off and he wanted to prove his chops and like, yeah.
[00:14:22]  Well, so he enacted a very dangerous real live performance.
[00:14:28]  He's a performance artist.
[00:14:30]  But I'm saying his performance wasn't convincing enough.
[00:14:32]  No, what did we do, which is what we do to all great artists?
[00:14:35]  We lock them up.
[00:14:37]  And that's exactly what we're going to do to Liz Franzak.
[00:14:40]  Have called the police and told them.
[00:14:43]  I'm a great artist.
[00:14:44]  Yes.
[00:14:45]  Unfortunately, I've also told them that you've threatened every German over something about your Western border, how it should be changed.
[00:14:53]  Oh my God.
[00:14:54]  I don't know about that.
[00:14:55]  And that you're planning with a bunch of your friends on overrunning a radio station.
[00:15:01]  And so, yeah, I don't know.
[00:15:03]  The police will be at your house very soon, baby doll.
[00:15:07]  Well, guys, before we sign off, because Brace is going to forget this.
[00:15:14]  Wait, do you have anything else to say?
[00:15:15]  I'm looking through my notes.
[00:15:17]  Nothing happened.
[00:15:18]  I wrote, he's twerking.
[00:15:21]  He's a twerker.
[00:15:22]  Yeah, well, we covered that one.
[00:15:23]  I have a bunch of stuff I can't say, but yeah.
[00:15:28]  They're also, oh, here's my, here's a little prediction, core prediction.
[00:15:32]  There is, all right, so there is no court tomorrow.
[00:15:35]  No court Friday, and we're returning on Monday.
[00:15:38]  Okay?
[00:15:40]  So fuck, freak off if you're planning on being like, where's the episode?
[00:15:44]  What did I record about this?
[00:15:47]  No, I didn't write that down.
[00:15:48]  I'm just saying.
[00:15:49]  That's all.
[00:15:49]  That's all.
[00:15:50]  Can I go now?
[00:15:51]  Oh, yeah, sure.
[00:15:53]  Listeners, our little gumshoes, I want to say, because as Brace already yelled into the microphone, there is no court Thursday, Friday.
[00:16:04]  We will be back Monday.
[00:16:05]  But in between that is Christmas, and I want to wish you all a very happy, happy Christmas.
[00:16:14]  And thank you all for listening.
[00:16:17]  I want to actually say something just to one special listener out there.
[00:16:21]  Oh my God.
[00:16:22]  You turn 60 on Saturday.
[00:16:25]  So what?
[00:16:26]  You know?
[00:16:27]  The way that things are going now, with how good beet juice has got, with how great superfoods are for you, with the invention of SIE, a lot of people live until they're 65, 66 years old.
[00:16:41]  I know that things are getting you down right now.
[00:16:45]  I know that, you know, sometimes life can seem like it's just one endless disappointment after disappointment.
[00:16:51]  I know that you've had a lot of men in your life.
[00:16:53]  And frankly, you know, mea culpa, a lot of Jewish men in your life leave you.
[00:16:58]  Just hang in there.

=== Special Listener's Birthday (00:59) ===

[00:16:59]  Nope.
[00:17:00]  Pun intended.
[00:17:02]  Ghelane, if you're listening to this, and I know you are, because I do play this very loud outside of your jail most nights.
[00:17:12]  Liz wishes you happy birthday, but I don't because I think you're a criminal.
[00:17:15]  Oh my God.
[00:17:16]  I'm Liz.
[00:17:18]  My name is Brace, and I shall be enjoying this weekend a ham, Liz.
[00:17:26]  And not just a ham, the ham.
[00:17:29]  I'm eating.
[00:17:30]  They're letting me eat the Manhattan pig.
[00:17:32]  You are this.
[00:17:34]  No, Liz.
[00:17:36]  I'm one with the ham.
[00:17:39]  The moistness of my tongue, the dryness of my lips crackling against the skin, maple syrup dripping down my gullet like a like a sappy tree pricked by a needle.
[00:17:51]  Christmas is the most merry day of all for me.
[00:17:55]  And we're produced by Young Chomsky.
[00:17:57]  This has been Trunan.
[00:17:58]  We'll see you next time.