True Anon Truth Feed - [PREVIEW] Episode 181: 9/11: Twenty Years On the Road
Aired: 2021-09-02
Duration: 04:58


=== Why Birthdays Are On The Internet (04:58) ===

[00:00:00]  It's September, and you know what that means, right?
[00:00:04]  Oh, no, what does it mean?
[00:00:06]  It's Virgo season.
[00:00:09]  How come y'all females acting like that because of the month is?
[00:00:15]  Wait, isn't it?
[00:00:16]  Wait, it's Libra season, no?
[00:00:19]  You're a Libra.
[00:00:22]  First of all, I don't know.
[00:00:23]  But your birthday is not in September.
[00:00:24]  No, it's not.
[00:00:25]  Well, America's birthday is not.
[00:00:27]  Oh, it's coming up soon, though.
[00:00:28]  We don't have to talk.
[00:00:29]  I don't need.
[00:00:30]  I guess it says it on the internet.
[00:00:32]  It does.
[00:00:32]  I get it.
[00:00:33]  My birthday.
[00:00:34]  Wait, why is your birthday on the internet?
[00:00:36]  What are you talking about?
[00:00:37]  Oh, because of like, yeah.
[00:00:39]  Yeah, my birthday is on the freaking internet.
[00:00:41]  It's because I get taken down.
[00:00:43]  I can't get it taken down.
[00:00:44]  I've tried to add nicknames anytime you want.
[00:00:46]  Here's what they do.
[00:00:47]  Okay, this is what you should do now.
[00:00:49]  Hey, Brace, when's your birthday?
[00:00:51]  October 4th.
[00:00:53]  Brace, when's your other birthday?
[00:00:55]  October 3th.
[00:00:55]  Are you trying to get somebody a real birthday?
[00:00:57]  October 13th.
[00:00:58]  No, I'm trying to get you to say multiple new birthdays so they add them like nickname.
[00:01:01]  I don't know how Wikipedia is.
[00:01:03]  My birthday is in November, and it's the worst day in November.
[00:01:08]  It's the day in November that you start thinking about, oh, my family's going to be so mean to me because I'm 35 and I'm mentally crazy and I can't, I'm all so depressed.
[00:01:21]  And my family's going to get mad at me at Thanksgiving because of my unorthodox political views that I learned on the internet that I'm insisting on telling them.
[00:01:28]  Here's my thing.
[00:01:30]  Why are you talking about that at the Thanksgiving table?
[00:01:32]  Thanksgiving is by far the worst holiday.
[00:01:35]  It's dog shit.
[00:01:37]  What?
[00:01:37]  Are you fucking kidding me?
[00:01:39]  No gifts.
[00:01:41]  And then bad, I don't like Thanksgiving food.
[00:01:44]  What?
[00:01:45]  Yeah, well, okay.
[00:01:46]  Hey, we have already talked about how I think you should come to my place for Thanksgiving.
[00:01:50]  So we've already talked about that one.
[00:01:52]  Two, you have never had my Thanksgiving.
[00:01:54]  Three, who says my Thanksgiving doesn't have gifts?
[00:01:57]  You wouldn't know because you've never been.
[00:01:59]  A gourd.
[00:02:00]  A gourd.
[00:02:02]  You could get more than a gourd.
[00:02:04]  Okay, yeah.
[00:02:05]  Also, it's a gourd.
[00:02:06]  Gourd.
[00:02:07]  Uh-huh.
[00:02:08]  Go on.
[00:02:08]  What's the fourth thing that you're yelling at me?
[00:02:13]  It's a great holiday.
[00:02:38]  Ladies and gentlemen, we could not think of an intro for the Peter Dale Scott guest.
[00:02:43]  Okay.
[00:02:44]  We couldn't think of an intro for the Peter Dale Scott guest episode.
[00:02:48]  So I guess we just talked about Thanksgiving.
[00:02:50]  Oh, my God.
[00:02:51]  You know why?
[00:02:52]  Okay.
[00:02:52]  You know what?
[00:02:53]  I'll tell him.
[00:02:54]  You know why we talked about Thanksgiving?
[00:02:55]  Why?
[00:02:56]  Because we were talking about how in our first take, it was 9-11.
[00:03:01]  And that's like a holiday, basically, something like that.
[00:03:03]  That's where it went.
[00:03:04]  We went from A to B to C. I'm just mapping it up for people.
[00:03:07]  The truth of it.
[00:03:08]  The red string on the board.
[00:03:10]  Summer's over.
[00:03:12]  Summer's over.
[00:03:13]  It's 9-11.
[00:03:14]  The long winter begins.
[00:03:15]  Yeah.
[00:03:16]  Welcome to my name is Brace.
[00:03:20]  I'm Liz.
[00:03:22]  Producer is Young Chomsky, and this has been Truanon.
[00:03:27]  Episode over.
[00:03:29]  Ladies and gentlemen, we've been recording for, I mean, I can know you can see the little number on the little right-hand side there next to the 15-second skip mark that you do whenever Liz starts yelling at me.
[00:03:39]  And you can see how long this episode is.
[00:03:42]  So you might understand.
[00:03:43]  I'm feeling a little freaky right now.
[00:03:45]  Yeah, a little loopy.
[00:03:47]  We've been talking for a long time, which means we should get right into it.
[00:03:51]  We got a big episode today because I do want to say, actually, though, before we say anymore, don't you little piggies worry.
[00:04:02]  We've got a lot of 9-11 content coming.
[00:04:04]  This is the 20th anniversary of 9-11.
[00:04:08]  And to get ready for this episode, I was actually re-listening to some clips of our six-part 9-11 series with Ben, whose last name you'll find out on the episode as he's coming out.
[00:04:23]  It's his big coming out episode.
[00:04:26]  But I was listening to it and apparently, whoa, during one of the episodes, I said, when you think 9-11, think Truanon, which at the time, I think we all kind of agreed was maybe a bad move.
[00:04:40]  But, you know, now I got to say, maybe not so bad.
[00:04:43]  Yeah, that advice about not associating yourself with acts of terror, I really do want to take to heart, considering that I, you know, regretfully did go through all of my four years, six years at Yale as the Lockerbie guy.
[00:04:57]  And I apologize for that.