True Anon Truth Feed - [PREVIEW] Episode 179: War Is Over
Aired: 2021-08-26
Duration: 04:57


=== Big Bopper's Sound Keep Going (04:49) ===

[00:00:07]  Okay, I'm gonna do it.
[00:00:09]  Here, I'll do the sound.
[00:00:12]  Is that my you gotta keep doing it or the helicopters?
[00:00:16]  No, I'm just doing it.
[00:00:18]  Keep doing the sound!
[00:00:18]  Keep doing the sound!
[00:00:19]  We're going down!
[00:00:22]  My name is Tex.
[00:00:24]  What are you, Lieutenant Dan?
[00:00:26]  I'm Lieutenant Tex.
[00:00:28]  My name, they call me that because I'm from Texas.
[00:00:31]  Oh, I miss my hog.
[00:00:32]  Keep doing the fing sound, Liz.
[00:00:35]  Why do I have to be the helicopter?
[00:00:38]  You offered to hold up.
[00:00:40]  You offered to be the fing helicopter and we're mid-flight right now over the Ayodrang Valley while the battle is raging underneath us.
[00:00:49]  You're not even looking at me anymore.
[00:00:54]  This is why America lost Vietnam because Polish women were unable to carry their weight.
[00:01:02]  There we go.
[00:01:03]  Back.
[00:01:03]  I don't like being used as a prop plane and I certainly
[00:01:33]  don't like being used as a prop helicopter.
[00:01:36]  It uh.
[00:01:37]  It occurred to me that we, oh, yeah, to prop planes.
[00:01:42]  I want to talk about this.
[00:01:43]  People always talk about the tragedy of Buddy Holly dying.
[00:01:47]  Yeah.
[00:01:47]  Which first of all, no one's talking about that.
[00:01:50]  No, I get that a lot.
[00:01:52]  I get a lot.
[00:01:52]  I get probably because of your glasses because you got the Buddy Holly glasses.
[00:01:59]  Yeah, that's not why.
[00:02:00]  You know, my uncle went to, my uncle saw Buddy Holly.
[00:02:03]  Have I told you this?
[00:02:04]  He saw him play when he was in high school in Odessa.
[00:02:08]  Or not high school.
[00:02:08]  He was from grade school.
[00:02:10]  Yeah, my uncle, who had polio, he was in grade school in Odessa.
[00:02:15]  And he, Buddy Holly went to his school at the like local little gym or whatever where they're like.
[00:02:24]  Oh, it was Lubbock.
[00:02:25]  You're right.
[00:02:25]  Not Odessa, Lubbock.
[00:02:26]  They would have like fights and stuff, you know, every Friday night or whatever.
[00:02:29]  And Buddy Holly would sing before the fights and you would go watch him.
[00:02:34]  And when he died, the, I mean, the town was like fucking devastated, obviously.
[00:02:41]  And the school said, okay, if you guys go to the funeral, like you're going to be expelled because they didn't want all the kids, you know what I mean?
[00:02:48]  Literally no kid went to school the next day and everyone went to the funeral like the whole town.
[00:02:52]  It was like this whole thing.
[00:02:55]  Well, okay, now I'm going to sound like a real asshole if I complain about what I was about to complain about, but I'm going to do it.
[00:03:00]  People talk about Buddy Holly's death as if it was this big moment.
[00:03:05]  Oh, everybody missed Buddy Holly.
[00:03:07]  You know who else died?
[00:03:09]  The big bopper also died.
[00:03:11]  Chantilly Lace was a huge hit.
[00:03:15]  Hello, baby.
[00:03:18]  Beloved musician.
[00:03:19]  And he is faded into history.
[00:03:22]  Like, I mean, it's like he never existed.
[00:03:24]  Yeah, I got to say, I don't know what you're talking about.
[00:03:25]  The big bopper.
[00:03:27]  The big bopper.
[00:03:29]  You could just, you can keep saying it.
[00:03:30]  I just still don't know.
[00:03:31]  And I'm not saying it because.
[00:03:33]  If the big bopper was around today, he'd have to be fat.
[00:03:36]  And if I said, it would become a lizard.
[00:03:38]  Say bopper.
[00:03:39]  Say bopper.
[00:03:39]  I'm going to say bopper.
[00:03:40]  I'm going to say something really fucked up.
[00:03:43]  Well, you have done that already.
[00:03:45]  So what's the difference?
[00:03:46]  Fat.
[00:03:48]  Hello, everyone.
[00:03:49]  Unbeeped.
[00:03:50]  Okay.
[00:03:51]  Hi.
[00:03:52]  My name is Chantilly Brace, aka the Big Bopper.
[00:03:57]  The Big Bopper?
[00:03:59]  Yeah.
[00:04:00]  Well, hold on.
[00:04:01]  Before we introduce ourselves, there's no better time.
[00:04:04]  I want to talk about this.
[00:04:05]  What are we going to do?
[00:04:06]  We're doing this as a big hole.
[00:04:08]  I want to talk about something.
[00:04:09]  This is about Sin City, Las Vegas.
[00:04:15]  Brace.
[00:04:17]  Monsieur Brache.
[00:04:20]  Yeah.
[00:04:21]  You have.
[00:04:23]  You've learned some lessons this past weekend.
[00:04:26]  Some hard lessons.
[00:04:27]  Yeah.
[00:04:27]  You went to Las Vegas.
[00:04:28]  You stared Lady Luck straight in the tits.
[00:04:32]  Yeah.
[00:04:32]  And then she googled me and saw my name on the shitty men in media list, and she abandoned me.
[00:04:37]  Blue balls all weekend from Lady Luck.
[00:04:40]  I got to say, I, God, if you're listening to this, if you do listen to this podcast still, if you're not like, oh, that was like some like 20 years.
[00:04:49]  Oh, God still listens for sure.
[00:04:53]  And you're like, oh, Brace, but you've sinned, so I'm going to punish you.
[00:04:56]  That wasn't cool.