True Anon Truth Feed - [PREVIEW] Episode 156: JFK 101 (Pt. 4 of ???)
Aired: 2021-05-10
Duration: 04:52


=== Want The Story? Hit Dms! (01:25) ===

[00:00:00]  Decool dope.
[00:00:02]  I'm going to start a new thing where, like you, I just say duh instead of everything.
[00:00:06]  Oh man, it makes everything 10 times funnier.
[00:00:09]  Everything sounds very cool when you say it like that.
[00:00:11]  You know, when I used to tour with Pauly Shore in like 03, like we were doing this kind of like post-9-11 circuit around like Upper New Jersey, lower Boston, and like the New York area.
[00:00:23]  That was like basically the focus of my hour and a half long sets.
[00:00:26]  As I would just be like, duh, like Mayor is gay or whatever.
[00:00:32]  And like people would just eat that shit up.
[00:00:34]  My friend matched with him on one of the apps.
[00:00:37]  That's very funny that you mentioned that because I met up with a buddy, this guy Drew, I know, for coffee this morning.
[00:00:43]  I told you about this.
[00:00:43]  I met up with this guy for coffee this morning and his girlfriend's there.
[00:00:48]  And, you know, we're talking, we're talking about the Meddie Money thing because Drew also used to have Eddie Money's number.
[00:00:52]  I've talked about that on the show before.
[00:00:53]  I used to prank call him.
[00:00:55]  And I mentioned I had Pauly Shore's number too.
[00:00:57]  And this girl's like, yeah, Paulie Shore once like hit on me in it, like, just in public once.
[00:01:03]  Oh, I know.
[00:01:03]  And that tracks with dozens of women.
[00:01:06]  Oh, yes.
[00:01:06]  Pauli Shore just goes up to girls is like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:01:09]  Let me get a piece.
[00:01:10]  Yeah, I mean, you know what?
[00:01:12]  I bet it works sometimes.
[00:01:13]  So if it worked once, you got to try it again.
[00:01:15]  And then, you know, if it worked once in 10, you got to try.
[00:01:18]  You know what I mean?
[00:01:19]  Yeah.
[00:01:19]  If you have, listen, if you're listening to the show and you have success, Pauli Shore is successfully hooked up.

=== Pauly Shore Pranks (03:26) ===

[00:01:25]  Oh, yeah.
[00:01:26]  You hit the DMs.
[00:01:26]  I absolutely hit the DMs.
[00:01:28]  Not because I think that if he.
[00:01:30]  No, because we want to know the story.
[00:01:32]  Yeah.
[00:01:32]  I just want to know the story.
[00:01:33]  Okay.
[00:01:33]  Yeah.
[00:01:33]  To be clear.
[00:01:35]  I saw him once.
[00:01:37]  Hey, what's up?
[00:02:00]  It's Wacky Brace.
[00:02:01]  Hong Hong.
[00:02:04]  Don't do the Hong Kong.
[00:02:05]  Dude, when we record for this long, I like.
[00:02:09]  I know.
[00:02:09]  Wait, remember when that crazy lady on the internet said that Hong Kong was a Hitler thing?
[00:02:14]  Yeah.
[00:02:14]  Yeah.
[00:02:15]  But like, she was right.
[00:02:16]  Like, when I like it is, it is.
[00:02:21]  No, but that's what you do.
[00:02:22]  It's not that it actually is.
[00:02:24]  He was the greatest clown in history.
[00:02:26]  I think.
[00:02:27]  No.
[00:02:28]  He was a joker.
[00:02:29]  Oh, I was like, are you defending Hitler?
[00:02:31]  But I realize, of course, you're defending clowns.
[00:02:33]  Yeah.
[00:02:35]  Hello, everyone.
[00:02:36]  Hi, I'm Bryce.
[00:02:37]  I'm Liz.
[00:02:38]  We are, of course.
[00:02:41]  Joined by.
[00:02:42]  I have to.
[00:02:43]  Too long a pause.
[00:02:45]  No, I was doing that to make you feel uncomfortable.
[00:02:47]  You need to make space.
[00:02:48]  I'm naked.
[00:02:51]  I really wish you would put some pants on.
[00:02:54]  We're joined by producer Young Chomsky.
[00:02:58]  I don't feel uncomfortable at all, baby.
[00:03:01]  Our podcast is called.
[00:03:03]  As usual, it's the woman who feels uncomfortable, which means that according to men's arithmetic, no one feels uncomfortable.
[00:03:11]  Call me Young Toobin.
[00:03:15]  You know, reference.
[00:03:17]  Anyways, Jeffrey Toobin.
[00:03:18]  Anyway.
[00:03:19]  Didn't he get fired?
[00:03:20]  I don't want to talk about it.
[00:03:21]  We are doing another JFK episode.
[00:03:26]  Yeah, now we've made it.
[00:03:27]  We're finally here.
[00:03:29]  The end of the line for Jack Kennedy.
[00:03:33]  But not for this series.
[00:03:35]  Yeah.
[00:03:35]  So we are talking today, of course, with our illustrious guests, Ben and Aaron, about the incident in Dealey Plaza, November 22nd, 1963, which happens to be a good song by the Australian band The New Race.
[00:03:50]  And also, I think The Misfits wrote a song about it.
[00:03:53]  I think it's great that you finally are ready to come out to let everyone know that you were there.
[00:03:58]  I was, I'm very old.
[00:04:03]  But yeah, it's a rollicking episode.
[00:04:06]  We talk about, well, fucking, I'm not going to tell you what we talk about.
[00:04:09]  We talk about it in the episode.
[00:04:10]  Fucking listen to it.
[00:04:11]  starts now.
[00:04:23]  Finally, we have arrived.
[00:04:26]  Our motorcade has started.
[00:04:28]  Our loyal Secret Service agents have mostly not been deployed.
[00:04:33]  Our good friends in the Dallas Police Department are really, you know, just looking for any threat anywhere.
[00:04:40]  All the good people at the Texas Book Depository at work and just a beautiful grassy knoll ahead of us.
[00:04:48]  Today is a day truly nothing can go wrong.