True Anon Truth Feed - [PREVIEW] Episode 142: Traders of the Lost $ARKK
Aired: 2021-03-08
Duration: 04:58


=== Financial Advice From a Certified Advisor (04:13) ===

[00:00:00]  What's up, buddy, ETFers, ETF a tears, ETF people who own ETFs, beautiful older women who might own a very successful ETF, who are unfairly maligned by a lot of people.
[00:00:15]  The minute the market starts turning around, maybe things get a little wonky, you abandon the ship.
[00:00:21]  And here's the thing.
[00:00:22]  My name is Mark Maron.
[00:00:24]  I am racist.
[00:00:30]  Wait, you know what we do have to say before we continue?
[00:00:34]  I really, by the way, I want to hear the sausages made.
[00:00:37]  Couldn't think of what to say next.
[00:00:38]  I know.
[00:00:39]  This is what you always do when you can't.
[00:00:41]  You just say something crazy.
[00:00:42]  Yeah, well, I'm just saying what you're saying.
[00:00:44]  I don't think that was that crazy.
[00:00:46]  That's probably true.
[00:00:48]  Everything that's about to be said, by the way, is not financial advice.
[00:00:51]  I forgot that we have to say that.
[00:00:53]  No, we don't.
[00:00:54]  Yes, we do.
[00:00:55]  No, we don't, because this is financial advice.
[00:00:57]  No, What I am about to give you on this episode is financial advice because I'm a certified financial advisor, certified by the grace of God.
[00:01:08]  No, we are not financial advisors and nothing we are about to say is financial advice.
[00:01:13]  Nothing Liz is about to say is financial advice.
[00:01:16]  But as a Jew, everything I'm about to say is not only financial advice, but sounded financial advice.
[00:01:21]  Just play it.
[00:01:26]  Hello, my name is Dark Mark Maron.
[00:01:50]  And I'm interviewing Adolf Hitler.
[00:01:55]  You know what?
[00:01:56]  Here's the thing.
[00:01:56]  First of all, do people still listen to the podcast?
[00:01:58]  Does that still exist?
[00:01:59]  Ours?
[00:02:00]  No.
[00:02:01]  Marin's podcast.
[00:02:02]  I'm sure they do.
[00:02:03]  He would do it that interview.
[00:02:05]  Hitler?
[00:02:07]  Sorry, would you not interview Hitler?
[00:02:09]  I don't think I got anything to ask him.
[00:02:11]  You don't have anything to ask him?
[00:02:13]  What the hell?
[00:02:15]  My whole thing is, dude, how are you still alive?
[00:02:19]  No, that's a very good question.
[00:02:20]  Question number one.
[00:02:21]  You know what?
[00:02:21]  Also, not intuitive.
[00:02:23]  Not a lot of people would think to ask that one.
[00:02:25]  Also, I would ask him, how's your Spanish been coming along?
[00:02:28]  Argentina all these years.
[00:02:30]  Ha ha ha.
[00:02:33]  Bet he regrets not being obsequious to Franco now because could have learned a little beforehand.
[00:02:39]  Hi, my name is Brace.
[00:02:41]  I'm Liz.
[00:02:42]  Hello.
[00:02:43]  We are, of course, joined by producer Jank Chomsky.
[00:02:46]  This is Hitler.
[00:02:48]  Yes.
[00:02:49]  Yes.
[00:02:49]  We were saying the same thing at the same time.
[00:02:51]  Yeah, Hitler's not here.
[00:02:52]  Yeah.
[00:02:53]  Yeah.
[00:02:53]  Hitler is, I want to be clear.
[00:02:54]  Hitler is not here.
[00:02:55]  We do, however, have another person that is here.
[00:03:00]  Oh, sorry in advance for her listening to this, but we do have the fantastic, highly anticipated return of Miss Alexander Skaggs, who used to.
[00:03:11]  What did you call her before?
[00:03:12]  We should go back to that.
[00:03:14]  Finco.
[00:03:15]  Oh, yeah, our Finco.
[00:03:16]  Yeah, she's our Finco.
[00:03:18]  Fuck, I meant to say that when she was on.
[00:03:19]  Yeah, she's the Finco, Truanon's financial correspondent.
[00:03:23]  Yeah, that didn't really catch on.
[00:03:24]  Finco.
[00:03:26]  Well, yeah, but it's FinTech did.
[00:03:29]  I invented that as well.
[00:03:30]  Yeah.
[00:03:31]  Well, we've got market talk with Lady Skaggs, which I'm very excited about.
[00:03:35]  You always, you know, I love to talk markets.
[00:03:38]  I think we should open, though, with me talking shit about a successful woman.
[00:03:47]  How's that for an intro?
[00:03:51]  Yeah, well, I could say a lot more, but actually, I do have a lot to say.
[00:03:57]  So for those of you who, like me, get 100% of their news from the front page of Reddit.com, you might have heard about a woman who's been in the news a little bit lately named Kathy Wood.

=== Talking Kathy Wood (00:45) ===

[00:04:13]  Are you familiar with this thought, Liz?
[00:04:16]  She's been on TV in the past year more than Dr. Fauci.
[00:04:21]  Yes, yes, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:04:22]  And just a snake oil salesman.
[00:04:26]  Before we get into what her company does, I'm going to get a little to the backup.
[00:04:29]  But for the record, her company is called ARK.
[00:04:32]  Yes.
[00:04:33]  ARK.
[00:04:34]  A-R-K.
[00:04:35]  I said ARK.
[00:04:37]  As if that was saying out the word.
[00:04:38]  No, A-R-K-ARK.
[00:04:40]  It doesn't stand for anything, actually.
[00:04:41]  Actually, it does.
[00:04:43]  Although it's a fake stand for something.
[00:04:45]  Yeah, I'll get to that towards the end.
[00:04:46]  But it technically stands for allocating research knowledge or something like that.
[00:04:52]  But to be completely clear with you, it is actually named after the Ark of the Covenant.
[00:04:58]  Right.